The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Muumuus & Burlesque

Episode Date: November 11, 2021

Jay and Christine argue over muumuu's after Jay takes part in a burlesque show!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Hello. Thank you as always, B the beddington show Give us the best fucking lead in in all of radio Oh, yeah, yeah, Jacob agrees. Yeah, you're right Jacob knows what's up So we have to live with him through where's Jacob? He's on a new zoom. He's on a different zoom

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I got to know that I got to know that I got to know that I got to know that I got to know that I got sixers day. Mm-hmm. I realize now how much like Batman wrestling gives you a Four more things at least a week Yeah, I mean I watch two things a week. I'm I'm primarily a W. I watch NXT sometimes, but yeah, you're right It's like two things a week really close. You're all now. I don't do Ross Mac there. No, yeah I don't watch I watch I watch Dynamite. I, I don't do raw smackdown. No, uh. Yeah, I don't watch, I watch dynamite.

I watch NXT and I watch rampage sometimes. So you're not gonna do WrestleMania and stuff like that? Oh, no, no, I watch, listen, why would you do WrestleMania if you're not gonna know the storylines? You can catch up in two weeks. I can watch two Rawls and know what's going on. Also, I kind of, like, I'll,

I follow all of them on social media and a lot of times they post the matches so you can just watch it whenever. Okay,, no like I didn't watch SmackDown last Friday But I watched ricochet and Drew McIntyre this afternoon on the way into the city damn fight of the century It was good. It's good match really turn out in the house But I'm saying like dude fake fight of the century Like a lot of plan plan finishes real bumps dude. Maybe one of the best fight scripts ever But it is it it yeah, it's a thing to look forward to that's why but I wouldn't put it is like the

49ers are a thing where I like put it in my calendar yeah look man everything I like is rugged we know that jack up for sure we know it um man I love getting excited for the Eagles but it's a wrap they bite there's no no man I'm over here worried about the Niners will clinch. He's out for the season We're playing the best team in the NFL and the Rams on Monday night football. That's fucking cuz they were I did last night What'd you do? I like to talk about this I think Jacob would enjoy this conversation, too unfortunately doesn't care respect the show man

So Harrington last night, my Carrington rap champion, gas digital champion, a guest digital for sure. He is the, uh, gas digital champ. Yeah. He plays someone tough to get hired a gas digital and take that belt away. Oh poor Harrington. Just have a guy show up and be like, I'm just here for Harrington's belt. I mean, it depends how it goes.

Lewis was like if he would have just, if Dylan would just got his cardio up, he would have beat Harrington really easily. Yeah. He has no believe in it. I have much more belief in Harrington now watching him. He seemed like he knew what he was doing at least. You know, he had a plan. He executed. He won't be money. He won you money. He lost us money. Well, he won us money. And then we gave the guy the money. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So, um, Harrington, uh, Dylan asked me if I would walk out with him, uh, you know, to the

truth. Now I was like, uh, yeah, sure, did I well. I felt bad. Of course, I want to how long ago did he ask me to do this day of, day before, day before or it's our skankfest. Yeah, like day before of it day before the fight And I was like I don't know as I feel bad because I'm gonna be looking at Harrington going like I'm sorry, but I'm just just like for show Yeah, and then I Told I was like I'm gonna tell Harrington I'm gonna walk with them. So don't like be weird about it. I'm doing it. I'm just like it's all wrestling, dude, you know

He goes did I want make I won to get upset at all if you come close out this burlesque comedy show that's happening at the Brooklyn comedy cup. You never been to before. Okay. And I was like, uh, okay. I was like, uh, let me think about it. I was like, now I'll do it. I'll do it for you. I said, I want to see the club anyway.

I haven't seen it yet. So I'm like, yeah, I'll come out and do it. Tuesday's a good night, I'm off. You've got the car, you can drive out. I've got the car. It gives a little spin in the car, it's nice. So, as a gal, do it. And I forgot how much burlesque blows.

How many burlesque stacks were there? Oh, five, four girls five acts. I was certain one of them was a guy and then there's real flot. Were you with him? Were you with Jay? Did they have the pasties on over the nipples? Yes. Yeah. Oh, I like it. Why though? I don't know. I think it's fun.

I always kind of wanted to do it. I never did it. And I know I never do it, but I always kind of wanted to. Why don't you just get in shape and be a stripper? Can I tell you why? Because it's yourself respect. why don't you just get in shape and be a stripper Can I tell you why cuz it's himself respect why don't you why don't you get in good shape and do porn obviously You don't have to be in shape to be a stripper or do you Let me tell you what burlesque is burlesque is the that women cheering for fat women. It's what it is It's the Ellis hold on. It's the Ellis mania of fighting

Versus strippings like real MMA No, porn's MMA. No, porn's MMA. Yeah, porn's MMA. Strippings boxing. Stripping is boxing. Strippings boxing. But burlesque is chair fights, musical chair fights. Burlesque is fucking, and then their names are always like,

here's what it is. Burlesque's wrestling. Yeah, it's wrestling. Well, then I'm into it. Yeah, you probably love it. Not dating a girl that did burlesque. wrestling. Oh, then I'm into it. Yeah, you'd probably love it. I dated a girl that did Burlask in that. It's huge, and I had it. It's very vanilla.

They don't show you too much. You're right now, me. Actually, you forgot, I kind of... You'd like Burlask. You would love it. These girls had, fucking, this host had big old flop in cans. She talked about being a preschool teacher and a stripper at the same time. Now, when I got on stage, of course, I cut through all this nonsense to get right to,

I said the show should have been called sort of funny and almost naked. That's funny. Because the crowds were horrible for the comedians and overly excited for girls not being naked. That's f-. That cheering and encouragement they give while they're doing it, it's more like a support group

for people who aren't hot. Yeah. To feel confident about themselves. And that said, there was like two of the girls actually were really, really hot. Yeah. And I'd have fucking been given a shot to that host, Gigi, I'd have given her the biz,

but she was like a big fucking chubby black lady with big knockers. And then just paste these on. So dumb. And then Mike pasties on. So dumb. And then my question. Don't they always have a theme in a name like Trinosaurus slut? That's more drag queen shit.

But I thought that's also burlesque, don't they have like- There's one girl who's like justine, just justine. They do have like stage names. Yeah, have those names, yeah. And then there's a stage kit. Lady pastie. And there's what? There's a stage kitten that collects all the clothes. It's all also dressed up in a gown. I mean, you get to wear a gown and then there's a stage. Pasty. And there's what there's a stage kitten that collects all the clothes.

It's all also dressed up in a gown. I mean, you get to wear a gown and then strip down. I want the boss around. I've never had a stage kid. Is that like a deli cat? That's really, really fight that rat. I'm all the sudden. Yeah, I go. I'm performing all of a sudden. She's going to run across the stage to fight a rat. Yeah, rat, rat. Oh, we got a rat. Stage kitten. Um, looks she brought back a present. It's a dead bird. I did as good as you can do in that environment. Well, it's not true. I did as good as I could do in that environment.

Before I went on stage, lost the people I was hoping they were hanging there. They kind of came at Zach a little bit when he was doing his comedy. Zach Amico. Yeah. It's great. And, uh, you know, he was telling a gross story and the girl was just overreacting. You know, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh At a two point where he was like, lady, I get it. You think it's gross, it's fine.

But they were also like the, anytime someone was like, so I'm from Florida, they're like, woo, we're from Florida! They were just, they were just, they were fucking idiots, but they left literally right before I went on. In fact, so rude of people, they go, we're bringing up our final comedian at the night

and they just got up in a group and left. In front row. Put a bunch of pieces of shit. It pieces of shit, totally. Then there was a black girl outside after the show, after I went on and everything outside, I was smoking, she started saying this, looked over and saw that I was standing there

and then just continued on her way. She goes, she goes, that comedy was atrocious. She's like, that comedy in there was all in that. That's why I like black comedy shows because they're funny. She's like Kevin Hall art and blah, blah goes, you're equating this back of a... Burlesque show. Burlesque show. It's a black box theater that holds 30 people.

Yeah. Some like that. You're comparing that to a... You're comparing that to Kevin Hart's special? Yeah, I go. You're comparing that to a you're comparing that to Kevin Hart special. Yeah, I go You think you're watching the same thing. Yeah, why can't the people in the middle be Kevin Hart? Yeah, when I go to you know when I go to my friend's son's pop Warner game I go why can't this be the NFL why to fun NFL games. I enjoyed my time on stage because it was a fun Like there's fun to tell the story too. I always say when 23 years ago, me and Metzger used to do the five spot in Philadelphia,

was burlesque with comedy in between. And they told us they were like, yeah, you guys, first time we ever went there, like, yeah, let's go down the green and the dressing rooms and like, we'll let you know in the show start when you guys come up. And I was like, wait, the dressing rooms or the dressing room, he goes, yeah, I go, wait, where all the girls are. And he was like, and the dressing room's or the dressing room he goes, yeah, I go, wait, where all the girls are And he's like, and it's knowing your eyes just better head, but he this was actually one of the most I'd say like

Not wholesome is the wrong word like self-aware and being like, I don't want to be a creep They were like aren't they down there like naked? They're done like naked naked right? That's not the pasties and shit This is them getting ready from being naked to getting ready. They go, yeah, they don't care. I go, now dude, they care. And he goes, they don't care. It's the theater. No one cares about stuff like that.

All right. So then I went downstairs and I just ogled their pussies for an hour and a half. I mean, gave a good look, tried to see lip on everyone that I could. And then the next month that I did it, they was dividers up. Really? Really?

So you came in and you're like, I'll show you guys artistic. They'll essentially harass you with my eyes. Yeah. Like, we have Larry NASA was like, why don't you guys hire a female doctor? And they go, no, we want you. You're the best. He's like, all right, I'm going to finger your daughters. Yeah, I'm going to fix them by their pussies. pussy's I guess I'm tell you I don't know how to fix

Teenage girls one way and one way only and there's You guys gonna say I'm lying again. There's a button inside your pussy that resets everything you might say There's a man a man to a way to a man's hearts through a stomach Well the way to a teenage gymnast is through a plus I'll tell you that plus Turn the a gymnastics on button. Yeah. Oh, you want me to switch on? Yeah. I call my little ponies.

Let me take the governor off this thing. Yeah, that's always crazy when someone's about to say something shitty and then they see you and continue to say something shitty. I didn't care. It was, again, like I actually, I think that's the sign of a shitty. Yeah, it's a piece of shit.

Yeah, there's a couple of people in there. The people that are into that, like I actually I think that's a that's the sign of a shit piece of shit Yeah, there's a couple people in there the people that are into that like to be a Cocky person to say you're into that is so bizarre. I'm into perlask. You're like, oh, it's just exactly like oh Probably you're so probably bring jars of food from home But the girl I think most of the girls that were on the show. That's why I started asking I go well you you say when you were Teacher you were stripping also that was like full nude stripping, like pussy out. And she was like, yeah, and I'm like, oh, okay. And then you like went, she goes, no, I still do that. We still do stuff like that. And she goes, I do cam stuff and everything. I go, wait and do what? And she's like, show my pussy. And stuff like that. I go, oh, what are you

waiting for? You're done with this for. It's like why you fight with headgear. Oh dude just watching a Confident Chubby lady just have her moment and it's just The overconfidence of it. That's Vanessa Vava Like a girl that like rubs her titty across your arm and you go oh Clammy, I know you work a target. You just know it's clammy you go oh god it's clammy under tip I got sandwich you got sandwich meat skin dude watching them try to get to when the song starts coming to the end and they got to get the core set off every one of them it's so funny just

battling with this thing I mean trying to get it off in time and you see him getting frustrated like spinning it where it's not sexy anymore having to let some guy do something to help the hook. Just yelling at one thing. It's a hook over. I understand what the hell is going on. Like, hey, there's an Asian guy with long hair. And I was like, hey, what is this?

The Queen of Burlesque. R-Rachael Reed. Dude, they wish. They wish. Did it look like this. The one lady singing last night, the lady who was lip singing wind beneath my wings You listen, yeah, she looked like the evil lady from insidious If anyone out there saw the film in city as it was the evil or the none from conjuring

It was crazy looking So it's just them just kind of trying to go back me up because she fucking enjoyed she made me stay for the last one really Yeah, you're like I want to see this last dance her. What was her name? It was the same fucking slot from before. No, I was just it was told that she was wearing she came out wearing this big Moo Moo gown, right? And she I gotta say her body wasn't as bad as like I thought it was gonna be when she got out but like She does Moo Moo on and it just what that upset me for will you please take the tits off the screen trying to talk to Dan

and I'm losing him no I'm listening right there with your moon move story you lives with me she was hot yeah thank you Lou I was right there yeah hey Christie why you put crushing big tit porn on the background while you're at it learn your audience will you I'm gonna hit out of your ass I'm okay with you the direction is that a good bea'sr that was a good bea's'm going to head out of your ass. I'm okay with you, the direction. Is that a good beaser? That was a good beaser. Get your head out of your ass. She came on this moon move that just reminded me of, it reminded me of 2006, I believe, because I ran out of car, maybe for the first time in my life, in LA. The car had serious XM in it, or serious so I should say, just serious at the time.

And it was, I think I looked out that I got out there on Stern's first day. No. On serious, I think so. Yeah, and I got to listen to his like live first brought, not live, but same day, because they played it over and over again. Oh, that's fucking crazy.

It was cool. So that got to hear him cuss for the first time. I stated my buddy Mike Friedman, who I have a phone call to actually, he called Friedman let me state his place and he was working at a club night club and I went to go meet him after my shows or whatever we're hanging out the clubs whatever I was trying to do I went to go meet him at this club he was working at bartending at at the club my this girlubby, but cute seemed like in the club. And again, it's 2006, so I couldn't give a shit.

She could have been 70 pounds heavier if she was like, I really want to fuck you. I will do that. You're taking it as you would like. If you would like that, I would like that also. I can't believe somebody wants to do this. So I told him he could take my car because I was giving him ride home. I go take the rental car back to do this. So I told him he could take my car because I was giving him ride home. I go take the rental car back to your place

and I'm gonna go with this guy to her place. And he was like, all right, that's cool. So I left with him, it was her, her friend who was pretty hot, better than her and another guy, but away better than her. The girl. Well, away better than her. The girl I was with was not good. Then the other one was really nice. And the girl was drunk and she just kept talking about like,

I guess they were roommates or something? The girl you were trying to hook up with was drunk? Or the friend was drunk. Probably to some degree, but the friend was drunk. The hot friend was drunk and she was suggesting three sums and all kinds of shit, and yeah, and I was like Yes totally and then the girl started doing like the he's all mine and blah blah blah. You're like shut up Got up We get back to her place kill you if you touch them And you're like, I don't think she would. It sounds like a little shit.

I don't know, maybe me and you can do some firm hugs to see how we match up. I'll protect you from her. No, you guys, I don't even think she's a good friend. So she goes, what was the dude doing with he was like, all, all film. I think he's just a guy who drives around. He was, he was being used for something, I forget.

But we go back to the place and me mean her go to her part or the apartment. And she does the old like let me go something more comfortable. If she said those exact words, I don't think anyone after 1946 has said those words. I know. But it's also when they say that they're supposed to come out and something sexy. And by the way, that could be T-shirt, no pants, panties. No shirt. If a girl, that could be T-shirt, no pants, panties. No shirt. If a girl came out a long T-shirt, you know, a good body, I'd be fine with that. I'd still be like, why are you dressed like a mom going to bed? I don't know, that wouldn't bother me so much.

She came out in a sweatsuit, I'd be like, right, that's more like a... What are you, what are you, a little bit of a pison? A tennis suit. Yeah, she would have came out in something that actually was comfortable. sweat suit are big. Right. That's more like a, what are you, a little bit of a pie zone? Yeah. A tennis suit. Yeah. She would have came out and something that actually was comfortable. No. Even silk pajamas.

No, no, no, no. She came out and more comfortable. She came out and this fucking burlesque mumu that this lady had on last night essentially, like a house threat. It was so, it just like, that, it lasted, how do you describe it? Oh, just like, it's cinched, but it was like a Joey Butterfucko cut on a golds gym sweatshirt. Yeah.

It was more comfortable then. Jacob, it was incredibly more comfortable. It was a dream of mine. She wasn't lying. So she was more comfortable. But it was the most unattractive thing I've ever seen in my life. I had to go through with it. And then so this woman last night just did a dance around the Mumu that she.

This the burlesque lady did a dance and started off in a Mumu and it just she looked like Mrs. Roper. I don't know. It wasn't a good look. Hey, is it Bell smash everything in the studio while you're here? I love it, dude. But people know you're here as a bell. I say break stuff. Well literally break. Well, come to studio You want to spin kick something? I don't know that Randy It just That's my my burlesque version of lip biscuit. I danced around naked and just a red hat. I honestly Listen, if Isabella was

debating going in the pornography and said instead I'm gonna do burlesque. I'd be like, oh thank God burlesque exists because burlesque is stupid I'd be like, oh thank God burlesque exists. Because burlesque is stupid. You know, that's the only thing in my mind where I'd go a positive about burlesque. Besides that, it is so born. And then the host lady, holy shit. She thought she was funny. So she was trying to do bits in between.

And it was, they were so... Oh, Christine loved it. I wanna throw this Coke Zero at her. That was where she was wearing it. No. Hello, Sam. No. Not even sort of. No.

That's a lonely wife walking around her mansion. Christine, we'll treat it out the last five or six of them. You put in the word burlesque silk robe in this Google. That robe wasn't made for burlesque. That was a fat lady's house coat. Put on a house coat. Burlesque house coat. No.

House coat. Pfft. Sexy, large woman burlesque coat. Now these are all too sexy. Get silk out of there. I love silk. Look at that. Ladies, it just wraps around your body.

Like it's supposed to be there. Actually, type in Mumu, which I believe is MU, right? Plus size might be a good call. Mumu. There we go. Now's what we're talking about. Yes. We're going to do Shiki.

Yes. Now, she probably had, it was more something like that that was open in the back and not that close at the neck. Go back to the Mumu. Go back to the moon. Go back to regular moon moves. Let me show you. That episode of The Simpsons where Homer gets the 300 pounds, I would love to wear a moon.

Damn. If a woman went away and said, let me swim in something more comfortable and you're thinking it's, we're going to, it's about to go down. Now go to the second, the second one and came back out in this. That string up looks treated out at the bonfire. I said, oh, it's not what it was. Oh, look at all these awful patterns you can get on it. Click the patterns.

Let's see what we're working with here. These are all eye sores. That's disgusting. This is what it was. It's called the Waltz Length Moo Moo M-U-U-U-M-U-U. Type that in now in the Google, because now we'll see more uglier ones, and you'll see what I'm talking about.

It's a given up It's a coming the answer the door for police officers because your son's hiding there. That's so funny That's what it is goes. Huh? Hit no, he's a good bullet Richard Richard isn't been here in weeks get out of his room. He's a good boy. Yeah I mean is that a sexy one all the way to the left? Is that a plunging mumu? By the way, speaking of a mom, defending their kid and the thing, Isabella told me this too, and she was right.

Law and owner SVU last week took a real leap. I showed to go real leap. Usually it's child crimes or sexual crimes. This was like a guy was taking women for the last decade and mama like turning them into mummies Like saving their bodies and stuff and just keeping them. Yeah, Slyvia has never seen anything like it in 130 years on the force It's right. She never seen like on 30 years in the force. She's not lying. She's right because I've been there all 30 They've been watching it the whole time. I've been there all 30 you watched it Lou. I'm really buddy. You watched the episode?

Yes, it is it It was pretty well, although they play the same idea on S for you a lot. And it's a guy who is so cocky in his mind. Is that like a brilliant killer? He can't let a woman, he can't let a woman like doubt his masculinity. They do it so much. One of them goes into the room, he goes, I didn't, I don't know what you you're talking about this is bullshit. I don't know who these people are get out of my face I don't know it's crazy and they go yeah, you probably I mean this cartoonish. Yeah, you probably didn't do it like guy I do this is

pretty awesome probably has a huge dick and It's just a badass guy and he's like Yeah, he is pretty badass probably yeah, and they go and really smart and like Everyone's telling me that you're pretty stupid. So he's like Yeah, am I so stupid I was able to lure those girls into that room and murder all of them. I'm Murdered every one of them and I mummified them tell my mom Tell my mom and then it just goes to credits I might as well of yeah essentially you get like two more scenes with it. Yeah, one more scene. We have to go mommy's, huh?

Dick Wolf dick Wolf you son of a bitch. What is that the end dick Wolf you So we should all get moomus is that what you're saying? Can we all get sexy moomus? Christine try wearing a moomoo. See what I do. I like that. That's cute. That's kind of what I have not a fucking Moomoo. I dress like that. I know I kind of want it. I kind of like with my tits out then I wear knee highs and I'm all like My little peckers about to pop through that little flannel. You're a little schoolgirl slut. I'm such a little highways Look at that. Oh no. Don't look at my moobs. Say my high thigh. You said you're a little schoolgirl slut So don't look at my moves, say my high thigh. You said you're a little school girl slut. Um, all right, Christine, could you do home shopping later?

You're looking at something that one's talking about. She shoes are incredible. Well, I'm, don't ever do a burlesque show again. No, I will. I probably will again. We did a favor. Yeah, I did a favor for Harrington, but I was, I was happy to do it.

The club's cool, man. It's a cool little place. I gotta go out there and do a set. I've been telling hearing those. He's been catching me at the wrong time. In the back, in the back, old man, Hassel. It's close. It's right. It's really close for you. It's like right over the Williamsburg. Oh, right there. Um, but it was, uh, it was a cool place. But man, just, but I just don't get it. And the people, they're so into it. Yeah, they love it. They fucking love it.

I came by himself. I just kept talking about him. I go, ladies, you usually get to meet your murderer hours before happen. Yeah, they're like, oh, cool. This guy's going to kill everyone here. This is fun. Yeah, this guy came alone to burlesque and he's not gay. So you figured out. Yeah. So you were serial murder. So you wonder what he collects? Oh, yeah, this guy, yeah, that guy's got mommy's in his house. Oh, I wish I saw the S for you first teeth nipples are fucking toenails What do you pick pick your poison? Well, it's not nipples because you can't see any of this thing They wear it. That's why he collects them. Oh, yeah, it's like the forbidden thing. Yes. Oh, I can't see you never got to go over that video of that guy

Criticizing the girls at the beach in their bikini. Well, please. Yeah. I mean, this is what we have a full day. We have gay news. We have regular news. I don't know if you know this, Jacob, but our producers over radio Andy did a little work for us today. And they didn't, they didn't rip up their, their list before they put them in the garbage.

So I was able to pull them out. Rule number one of working in the same studio as us. Get rid of all your stuff, because we're gonna use it for our own show. I don't have any more topics. It's been a long week with Skankfest Week in. So happy to the producers of it, Radio Andy. I don't know who they are.

Who's the producer of Radio Andy? Somebody named Gareth, and a guy named Dalton probably. I would say probably their name's probably like producer Chris. No, they're not having that kind of morning's u-fun over here. It's something different. I don't know. I don't know good producers. Yeah, they're not having that kind of morning's u-fun over here. It's something different. I don't know. I don't know good producer. Yeah. K. Y. John. Slick Willie. Yeah.

Why did watch that episode of the extra you did you I recommend that what you think? I did like it. I started laughing because Jay brought up. There was one guy who's like cartoonishly, he's cartoon asshole. Assel, like you can see he's going to be killed. I mean, he goes into the gun shop Dexter's working at and and pretends to aim the this high parrowed rifle at everyone. Yeah. Because he's just an asshole. He's an asshole at every turn. He gets a chance to think he's a guy who would like just like walk by someone eating a burger and slap out of their hand. They make him such that guy. He's such a hateable asshole. It's so ridiculous. I even dies like an asshole. My dad's gonna get you. Yeah. My dad, you don't even know my dad does. Dexter rules. It was great. It was cool. See them come out and beat like the Dexter character again at the end when he did the

kill. Who was great. It was fun. So you're on board Jacob. Yeah, I like the episode. I said, my only problem with the I was hesitant the last time because I really just like that. Last two seasons, but it did take me back to the good episodes. Jacob, you watched Supergirl on CW. You better watch Dexter. Supergirl, yeah. Supergirl finale last night. How'd you feel about it? It was a bit emotional. What was the Cliffhanger? It was time. It was time. What was the cliffhanger? Is it the series finale or the season finale? Series finale. What? What happened? Do you

about the krypton? Is she dating Paul Rudd? Her sister has a gay wedding and then Supergirl reveals. She's Supergirl reveals. She's really car carrot Danbers. I don't know how you reveal your identity But probably how did you do it? Let's say podcast probably Joe He's like what you're telling me you're super girl weird Yeah, now kneel to grass Tyson say supergirls are impossible. She goes. I'm supergirl. He is now you're not Bring it up Jamie. Jamie bring it up So she reveal she's supergirl and then that's just how it ends Yeah

Did anybody who is supergirl somebody popular as the regular character like Clark Kent? She's a reporter. Of course. Uh, catcomedia. Um, earlier on. I'll tell you something about the supers in Krypton, but what's that? The supers from Krypton. Real, uh, journalist.

Kryptonians care about the fourth of state. They understand how to write a lead. They know how to follow up with sources. Tell you right now, you're never going to hit a Kryptonian for libel. They know exactly how to skirt around that or slander. Supergar here with a hot take. What's going on in the city, everybody? Kardashian spotted with Pete Davidson again. I know. I would love it. I would love to use a gossip columnist.

Kathy Griffin's our supergirl. She goes. I'm also solving. I'm out there trying to self crimes. Okay. Well, what did you do? If there's a billionaire hell bent on turning the sun against the people of earth. Yeah, dude, very peculiar thing on the CW because people get jobs that that they feel there, they should have, even though they have the actual no skills for it. Explain. Like, what do you mean? Remember, she never, well, Cara and the Flash's wife, both never, never went to school for journalism seemed to have just written blogs. And then got jobs as it became

like the best reporters, best journalists of all time. You know, so it's a flash stage, job. Mayo delivery would be great. What if he milks horses? It'd be great. He's a CSI guy. He's a CSI guy. Solving crimes. That speed doesn't come handy at all there.

Yeah, what an idiot. Why does he need to be a wide receiver in the NFL and make millions of dollars then he can just retire? Or you know, we're just simply, if you want to help the world so much, with someone who with super speed, the need for that to be a solving a problem,

that you would get aware of. I need to get this letter across the level now. How about just, dude, I believe the flash could deliver the Earth's mail, the Earth's in a minute. Imagine if Bezos got to him, in a minute, Bezos is like delivering my package. Now he's like, I'm back.

What do you need? What else do you need, Jeff? That's pretty good, Flash. He goes, I'm gonna put you on the payroll. I'm gonna give you $100. Yes. That's severely underpaid. He goes, you got $100 for two seconds.

He goes, I know. I'm Jeff Bezos. I make $100 a second. I only work three seconds. I only work three seconds a month though. It's pretty crazy. What's that, Jacob? Supergirl's sister is played by Kyler Lee

who was in, is it not another teen movie? I don't know. It's like the lead. I like not another teen movie. But anyway, they gave her a rather severe haircut. Now that she got married to a once you once you les that out on the CW they got a real mean on your haircut.

That's it. Did you watch the progression of her hair? She probably starts like one to the final hair. It's to the final season. It's crazy. But turning her into a lesbian or decision like was that definitely a network decision in the middle of the show? Like, hey, we got a throw a little game in here.

Like Aunt Jackie. Yeah. As somebody who watched the show from the beginning, there's no way I believe this was planned. You say that the gay thing was it just thrown it at the end. Like the last two or three seasons in. They're like we can just they're in the writers room and they're like she just make her gay.

She was also now I'm super girl and moving forward. I'll be identifying as super they so if you get it wrong I'm gonna zap you with my laser eyes. I am now super they I will not stand up for the patriarchy anymore You got to you got to a Christ got you a girl's a Karen you could you got two ways out of this respect my pronouns or I freeze you with my breath Well, I could laser your dicks off or you can call me what I'd like to be called is there any connection Jacob from super girl to Call L to Yeah, yeah, he's on the show. They have Superman on the show. It is who plays him Superman on the show. It is.

Who plays him? Taylor. I can't remember. I don't remember if it says Nick Taylor. Hawk, Hawk, Hawklin. And he sees. He's like, Taylor Hawkins. No, no, Taylor, the guy who was the

aware wolf on Teen Wolf 2. Yes, yes. He's Superman. You said that before. Yes. Yeah. He's good Superman. What's what he's just show up and he's like,

you know, I could fuck your shit up, right? Hey, cause. Are they causing them? said that before yes. Yeah. He's good Superman. What is he to show up? And he's like, you know, I could fuck your shit up, right? Hey, Cuzz. Are they? Cuzz. They have them on a few times, a couple of times a year, but how close cousins are they? Because I got beyond us with you. Probably the ones you people in the world in this earth that could they can go full tilt with each other in the sack. Just put her through a wall dude. With that now. He never seems to. She never has a other in the sack. She's put her through a wall, dude. Oh, well, now he never seems to... She never has a guy on the show, or she can't keep a guy. Yeah, she can't feel anything.

She handed the show without her... Her pussy lips crush his wiener. Yeah, human wiener? To the guy trying to fuck a truck. Yeah, it's like a bullet hitting his chest. It just fucking crumbles. Yeah. His wiener's gonna touch the outside of revolva

and just bend like a straw. Yeah. Crumbles. Yeah his weiner's gonna touch the outside of revolva and just bend like a straw. Yeah Look how I said Volvo cuz my daughter's here She's you're cleaning it up if you got a beach. She probably suck your skin right off Yeah, she has no her own strength just rip it off in her hand on an eight on an HJ It's like when you're eating turkey before Thanksgiving. She just pull it right off and be like, oh, it's crispy Yeah, she's like I wouldn't trust you know Then and on the show that she have sex with human men never She has but she she dates a superhero from the future. Oh, thank God. I never really went anywhere Actually her husband in real life, but is it it's all the guy that's banging her in the fapeting?

No, no, no that guy's different But Jacob so that's somebody so super there is a transgender superhero on the show then Who I mean oh? What I'm more Should very inclusive why is her boyfriend in the future? It's like a long distance relationship He's like I'll come back in time and see you yeah totally Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no time and see you. Yeah, totally. Yeah, no, no, no, no. He's going in the future. Like, yeah, I have a family in the future, but you're just before that.

Come on, you're my, you're my before waters, poison girlfriend. Yeah, what do you mean, you're being crazy, you're being crazy. No, you're my past chick. Super, super babe. You're my present past girl. Yeah, my present future girl. She's human. She's human. Yeah, she's, we talk about you. You're a thing of the past to her I don't even bother

I've moved on anyway to star girl and that season just wrapped also damn dude my review in a word a triumph Bring up star girl who Who's Stargirl? What's the difference between a hero and super dick? Great second season. What's Stargirl? It's a triumph. Stargirl is a different superhero. What does she do?

From DC? She has the cosmic staff. Yes, it's a DC show. Damn, dude, you're deep in the DC world. It's okay. No, I just watched the shows. I'm really not scared. Did I'm gonna get you a Poin Hub premium account for Christmas?

Yeah. Dan, never think I take these serious. Oh, I don't. I think you take it as a wrestling. But I'm totally invested. Yeah, you take it as seriously as I take wrestling. Exactly. Remember, I could get it.

He loves it. Stargirl had a, I was a triumph. Listen to you, you're as excited about that one. You're as excited about the Stargirl finale is I am about A.W. Full gear this Saturday night. Oh god Kenny Omega vs. Hangman page holy shit. What are we Kingston? Viseum punk Christine why don't you hide your yawn from Dan's wrestling weekend plans? I look like she was about to take a sip of water because it was so thrilling She went, oh, Christy's wacky names. It does suck. The burr doesn't have the tough thing that be a tell-it-septile new person. Yeah. It's like, I hate it. I was like, what's it, what are you doing tonight? He goes watching Johnny Nitro fight. Yeah. Dragon Staff.

Watch dangerous Darryl take on Billy the Cray the great Guy can really pop Look at Niggas are so funny. It's been my whole life. I was like what are you doing? I'm like Godfather and his hose are taking on yeah, great gangrel B. L's a Bubb Let's take let's take our first break all right. Let's come back. Let's watch that guy Let's take our first break. All right. Let's come back.

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