The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - My Ding-A-Ling (w/ Dan Perlman & Kareem Green)

Episode Date: June 30, 2022

Kareem Green and Dan Pearlman from Flatbush Misdemeanors on Showtime join The Bonfire! The gang talks about their shared love of awkward comedy and discuss the infamous leaked Chuck Berry Sex Tape. You can see Dan and Kareem on both seasons of Flatbush Misdemeanors available for streaming now on Showtime, Hulu, and Amazon Prime!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@DanJPerlman www.danperlmancomedy.com@KareemGreen21 www.kareemgreencomedy.com

And now the bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Infectious XM 103, two very fun guests in today. You can see them on their new season. A flat push, Mr. Meeners available for streaming now on Showtime, Hulu and Amazon Prime. So proud of both these guys. Good friends, Dan Pearlman and Karine Green joining us today. Fuck yeah. Stars of the show.

Fuck yeah. Streaming the show. Fuck yeah. Streaming now. Streaming now. Yeah, Karim, you can talk. Oh yeah, I know. I don't want to break it. Adam no protocol. Break it.

There's no protocol. Yeah, they really let us run wild. They're kind of handy. You need to stress inside of me. Oh yeah, we come into Lucy Gustin when it's like, I can do a real introduction. Well, because some of them want, when you do that thing that thing where they're like they give like a 10 minute intro Oh, yeah pretend like you're not there

The most awkward thing is when someone the only thing they're promoting is like their social media And then you just go it's like oh No, but when you your first thing is just like, because you can follow them online and exactly at Karim Green, it's Karim Green. That's the new clubs and colleges, the social media. But that's the funny thing is,

I think I did something else with you. I think it was probably Skank. And then you was like, you wanna, you was like, you wanna pop, you wanna vote something? I was like, I got nothing. You're like, you're so funny. I'm like I got Funny What they

Favorite intro someone told me recently was you know Ron on Hirschberg Yeah, so he said he got introred years ago his only credit was laughs on Fox at the time He tells the host and those goes up and he's like all right this next guy He wants you to know that he was on laughs on Fox He didn't know is so brutal. He would like you He'd like to tell you that this dickless little boy. I was told specifically to tell you that he's on laughs on Fox And none of you will ever do that Dan Perlman and me will always share he sent me a

An audio he just took in an open mic once of a guy and it is spread so Much in the world Brian six Brian six last Shane. Oh, I was just on tour with that bird christian tour She came up like three times the thing we I played you. I still have an email from Dan. It's the best thing ever This guy Damn, it's the best thing ever. Bill Clinton. What was this guy? Yes, what was he doing? Who was Bill Clinton? Yeah, there was this guy. He was holding court outside the mic.

He was one of these older guys who was like, you kids are doing it wrong. Oh, you have to do it. Oh, you have to, this is how you do it. The back of my day guy. Yeah, he's the back in my day guy. The guy's like Broadway comedy club at like 6 p.m. Like crazy.

And then he gets up and said, yeah, it's really, it's like a mesmerizing set to mesmerizing because it's like I've heard it at least four times in J's car smoking week. Yeah, it's it's all like one sentence stream of consciousness. Like he'll kind of start at what he thinks is the punch line. And then it'll like word associate into a new bit. It's jazz. Yeah, it's very much jazz.

It's insane person jazz. Me and Dan used to sit outside in a car, stay in New York and just go, we'd bring like more, more ridiculous comedy things. And I'm not going to, I brought, so Dan's very familiar with because we bring the Stephen Scott on a boat doing the impressions. Remember, does the impressions of the musicians? To their face. Oh, yes, it's hard. Yeah, we watch that clip on the show.

Oh, we have drops from it. When he finished doing it, what do you have? We have them. So to explain to you, Cream, he's on a cruise ship, right? And there's a real band playing instruments. And this corny dude, Steven Scott, he crunches up a story where he's like he does With his mouth we're hope to like

But it'll like act like he's playing the guitar so this guy will be playing the real guitar Yeah, he'll walk up and be like I got this and it's an inflatable guitar and he's like He's like Michael Winslow Michael Winslow? Yes, exactly. You're like, yeah. And then he plays it and then he does this smug shit where he's like, he's in bed. Back in my days, we don't use it, we use our mouths. Yeah, that's it.

And he goes, put it in there money for instruments. That's exactly what he says. Play the drop. Oh, yeah. So he does it. There he goes. Oh, yeah. So it'll do it.

I used to play the trumpet in my house and you go, baby, baby, baby. Oh, what? Oh, oh. Oh. Yeah. I remember, I remember when you showed me where it was like, I don't know if Australia's got talent. Oh, one of those. Yeah. It's a guy he gets up and he just stole a bunch of like

Billy Connolly bits or whatever. Yeah. And he like goes to the finals and then in the week in between, they caught him stealing all that. And so then, yeah. And then they have to go up. It's got big crazy teeth. Yeah. And so they like shame him. And so then, yeah. And then they have him go up. It's got a big crazy teeth. Yeah, and so they like shame him.

And so like now you have to do your own material. So he goes up and does his own material. And it's like, it just like bombs riff. And he's been killing with Billy Conley. Yeah, it would like, yeah. It's one week. Just one week, the first week he got one of those like the slow mo of the everyone cheering for him.

And then the judges are like, and then he bombs with his own shit. And then the judges, none of whom are the judges are like, and then he bombs with his own shit. And then the judges, none of whom are comics, are like, you know what, keep doing other people. You know what? Yeah, your stuff is bad, and maybe you didn't write it, but you delivered it well. You're so lazy.

They suggest they go, yeah, you're not gonna move on, but like, if you would have maybe just come and done other people's jokes again Maybe we try doing someone else's stuff like Bill Cosbyr, but if you remember it's very awkward the way his set goes He bombs his own material and then he just sings I started joke by the Bee Gees He's just he can't do five minutes. So he just sings for the last two and a half minutes like a produced thing I started a joke. I gave him props of doing that though.

You get the balls on there? You got a bravery and a show up. My favorite, my favorite bombs. You call it. Like a, you got, you got the top. Yeah, a top star, no one top star. Kareem, do you remember, was uptown comedy club in Atlanta though?

I'm not a place. There's one great bomb from there where the guy they're filming something And the guy when he comes out he just eating it from the get go and then the middle he goes He goes come on y'all go you gotta give me more than that. He goes now. I'm gonna reintroduce myself It's like five minutes in and he goes backstage and reintroduce himself He comes back out and the joke he walked off on he goes you guys y'all broke man You're having to re-haz when you broke and then like someone's like shout out But whatever now y'all I gotta do that come on. We're taking it. I'm gonna reintroduce myself and then he comes out

He goes what's up? Y'all it's good to be here. Uh, you know who's all broke here, man? Yeah, bro he just starts the same exact place again, which is funny. Oh watch out that that fucks with the mic Remember the serious XM it's terrible equipment That fucks with the mic. It's not good. You remember the serious exam? It's terrible equipment. Oh yeah. Oh my gosh, if you set your fucking water down to firm, it fucks all the time.

I know. Trust me, it took seven years of us learning that, of me putting my hand down and then being like, that fucks the mic. You like that? I'm touching it. Like, I learned that I can't even touch the mic. I have to be like, how dare you? Somebody already did it. Mark and Marcus Silvie son of a bitch

I Screen tested to be the guy and this is us with her see me to be hugging her But a huge we almost made out It's so weird so so weird, but that guy at the uptown comedy club you look very jale when he's doing his thing he goes I'm yours. It's like a minute apart He goes man from oak man I've been through worship and this y'all gonna get me off this motherfucking stage and they're like, boom he goes You know what I'm gonna go

Fuck I'll get out of here. I'm sorry We'll get him of here. I'm sorry. I'm mentally You know they try to get out my trickle because we'll get a next one to leave I'll leave on my turn because we'll get a next time he leaves and then the host comes out the videos long But his things only like three minutes the next five is the host coming out and just torch him goes he's like you see him lose the Confident just keep overdoing on TV taping for something Dude, I'm gonna get out of here is to be the most defeating thing you could say on stage You know what? I'm gonna hit it. But right after you goes because you ain't get me off stage That's what you're shitin this you said

Oh, you know what? I remember at an uptown comedy store here crazy Sam show I remember saying and I wasn't paid yet But I said the line when the crowd was like not liking me. Oh, I got my money. I don't give a fuck I already got my my this don't mean shit to me. I go so I'm doing the show no matter what and then it's here Boom, pain, pain, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, goes, yo, if that motherfucker gets paid, I'm whooping somebody's ass up in here. I'm like, oh, that's not the same guy. Just talking. Yeah. He's a different guy.

I've seen him in LA a few years ago and he's just like a toly. He ain't got no drizz, got a ball hit. He's like a monk. Really? Yeah, I'm like crazy Sam. He goes out. He goes out.

He goes on peaceful Sam. Yeah. I'm actually pretty, I'm even balanced. I'm Sam. Yeah. I'm Sam. I'm Sam balanced I'm saying yeah I'm saying I'm saying I'm saying I'm Yeah, I'm saying my stay I like man. Yeah, it's always crazy when you see these real maniacs that you start out with and then 10 years later You see him you're like you're all calm down. It's aging and general you're doing great. Yeah, they're often doing much much

Better you leveled out. Yeah, oh shit. It all caught up. I'm gonna point somebody in and he's huge. Yeah, I already punched somebody in the face and he's big so by I heard when he punched them on the way back They said you can see his hands well That's something else When you was in there you like when he talked when he, or whatever it is, like he was at the end, get my money, and he'd be like, hey, nobody get it, and you know that he's dead serious. Yeah. And you ain't even going over that.

Oh, they didn't give me my money. You didn't give me my money. I remember cream, actually, you'll remember this because you, Kareem's when it made me, I wasn't overthinking it, that the lady who was in charge of paying you wouldn't come out and pay me. You'll remember when I said this,

and I, because we even live near each other times, so I'd see what I was like. Yeah, I was like, hey, I'm supposed to like, smiley supposed to pay me. And he was like, you got chopped by a girl. They had to keep coming out saying, smiley said you're not gonna be paid tonight. Smiley.

Smiley. Little funny girl named smiley. Oh my God, dude, that's so fucking funny. Is this a cute nickname? I think I might have thought, she was she a licensed girl. Yeah, realy. Oh my god, dude. That's so fucking funny. It's a cute nickname What I think I might have thought she was she a licensed girl. Yeah real time She used to run that up town comedy yo. I seen her my building right now. She works on the in the bottom floor And she does colonics what nice? Yeah, well like you come by anytime. I should come Wash me out you gotta be anonymous to go my booty. I should come through. I should have gotten washed me out. You're gonna be anonymous to go in my booty.

I'll come through all the, hey, remember me? You shoved it in my ass back in 1999. You're crazy me out again. Yeah, it's crazy that 23 years later, you're pulling all the shit out of it instead of stuffing it in. With your bullshit. You're hilarious how time changes everybody.

She's a mug and she's a shit flusher. But you know, you were saying about Dan, you're entering it, Ron and Fez. I remember doing Ron and Fez and Dan was the guy that come and got me. Yeah, he's like, hey, come on to the studio. I got you the waters and stuff. And then you're on, great waters. I got the unbelievable. So cold. Chris, having a good, having a good, that good since then, bro.

And then, yeah, they don't even have water over there anymore. I went straight to the well. Scooped it out of the well. But then it's funny to be where's Dan? I used to do the springs. I'll be back in a minute. And then you fast forward and I did a small part on season two of Flatbush and you see Dan directing the episode

holding the sides. And it's like he's still leading you to a place, but it's your mark. He's like cool. So be right here and then the camera's gonna come around and you're like do you have any water? You got funny small bottles of water and people go through that because when we were both out watching Nate direct Vecchio and special for the thing is like you see it and it looks right because like the knees crossed like this And he's got yeah, it's what it's two seconds, you just go like, if you're a tenth on the shoulder, you go,

do this guy says McDonald's sucks, because McDonald's rules, man. That's crazy. You'll take it off and stop directing. Yeah, Nate says Applebee's as appetizers are fucking dog shit. Who said that? Who said that?

Hold on, hold on, hold on, cut the camera off. Yeah, because when you know people for so long, it's funny to see, you just know them, you know? Yeah, you know them from a different place. Oh, yeah, I don't fucking I even felt funny Judd Appetale when I met him the first several time met him was only in standup because you started doing standup at the After the train wreck a lot at the seller so I'd see him and then when they did crashing And he directed the first episode that I was on it was weird seeing like as a director I was very back to like intimidated,

I'm like, you know, that's fucking Judd Apatel director, where I'd have like pleasant, just like, bullshit conversation, bullshit, with him conversely, you're like, oh, wait, no, that's the fucking famous director, Judd Apatel doing that. You just see him in his element. Yeah, man, him out his business.

Yeah, he's like, let me show you how I direct. Did he, just personal thing, because I know you and Pete were friends. Did he make fun of me for being Jewish to get me to that place? Yes. No. Okay. But wouldn't that be awesome to get me to that place?

I love that direct to a thing. I was like, we've got to get you to that place. I can't say that. When you, in the pilot, did you go out for the character name J? Didn't, was there a character name J? It was me. Yeah. And it was like, did they put the real, like, what happened between you two as like friends?

Yeah. In the pilot. Yeah, that's the whole thing that I was like getting help him get into the clubs and stuff. But he, uh, he put it in, it was funny and then Kurt didn't get his part. Greer Barnes got Kurt. Oh, we had a couple of those. Oh, it's like awkward because you named the character after the chorus. That's what they stopped doing it.

When I came in for a character, it wasn't mine. And then when I got it, the lady, because it's the same casting people who made me the thing in hustler. Oh, okay. You know what I mean? They told me afterwards they were like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's like, like they did change the names in the script for the audition for the sides. Right. So people didn't feel nervous.

They were coming for themselves or, Bob, that if they didn't get their own part. Or to know like a, for the name of character, Yamaneika, just like, that's a people like, somebody doing it. It's like, what am I doing? Like, why would I bother doing this?

Yeah, a lot of the stories of people like Ben Bailey always told me one that he's like lost parts when, or like even voice over stuff. We're like, looking for a voice in the vein of Ben Bailey from cash cab and then he doesn't get it. Oh, that is brutal. I've taped for several like stand up comedians my age named Dan or Dave and knock on it like at least three.

That's so fucking funny to be. I mean, people when you get an audition like that and if it's based on you just reading through it And you're like wait, this isn't this is me. I think I'm auditioning for me It's Roy pervy fat scumbag medium Who I'm like I'm like I guess I could get myself there to be the sky Get the wrong script is as your name That's crazy. You bomb as you.

Yeah. Some people do that. Some people do that. Yeah, some people really getting their heads. Yeah. Like Karim always like amps up a little bit from him, but some people yeah, really like shut down some comics. We know it's a point.

We know it's a point. We know it's a point of the lines we use from the pilot from the web to the script, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, I said all this. Yeah. Yeah. from the pilot from the web to the, to the script, right? And I was like, I said all this. Yeah, that's so funny to remember. I can remember none of this. You didn't remember.

I don't, I don't. You called me after. He's like, can you send me that thing? Because I don't remember what I said. Yeah, I had no idea. Because I was, you know, it was off the head. So I was like, it's in the universe. You know, it was in.

How has it changed from going, you know, you start as a web series and then it goes into season one and now you're in a universe. Is that, you know, is it? How has it changed from going, you know, you start as a web series and then it goes into season one and now you're in season two. So now the showtime believes in you. So, is it easier? Was it easier season two than season one? Because you had season one under your belt? It was definitely easier like the whole,

I think all the production stuff was way easier, just because we learned like, how to go through it, how to go through it and how to work with everybody and then you have more Trusted like the cast and stuff and so everyone's played off each other and so all that stuff is less of a mystery because when we're doing before it's like we haven't Yeah, prove yourself we improve ourselves and also we don't know like we're just sort of writing it all blindly and then casting it and it's straight to series So it's like we could be an episode in and realize like oh we got that one wrong and then you just have You just have to you know tough it out or save it in the edit.

But, but no, yeah, I think it was way easier. And then show time is always pretty hands off with notes. So, yeah, at least in the first season. And in the second season, I think we said noting a little more, but honestly, I like understood most of the ones they got. But yeah, I mean, it was definitely easier across across the board season three like we're coming for money Yeah, yeah, please hold now fucking that I want a trailer in my house

Green my remember the first day you're on set it was such a comic thing you like you knocked on my door And you're like that craft services is it cash only or do they take cash? And I was like, I swear to you, I believe you've got to say, mean cream, very similar thing, we're around the same age and we also have like, it was a journey, like comedy of like getting there. So there is like, I just did that birch right here.

That night, you bettay. And every time they pull it out, I'm like, this is for us, for free. No, I get to sleep in the next city. Yeah, I think I'll wear private jetting units in the next city. And you go, I'm not fucking coming off of that kind of thing. We break in that down eight ways, but no, it's covered. Oh, that's a nice one.

Yeah, I'm like, I'll just ride with the bus. It really is like orphans getting the daddy war bucks. And where do you like, do I sleep? I sleep in the bed. Right. And then the actors come in and they're like, we're out of shrimp. And it were like, do I sleep? I sleep in the bed. Right. And then the actors come in and they're like, we're out of shrimp. Like they're like freaking out.

Yeah, I don't know. So just like season one of them. I get to use M&M season one of three season one of billions. I would take like the lunches home. I would like to have a lunch. Yeah, yeah. And then I would have one where I'd be like,

this is it was really amazing food. Season one was different than season two. Season one they had crazy good food. And I was like like I'm taking this home. I'm not gonna fucking We had an ice cream truck. Yeah, we had a I got I got it for you guys God I mean it's still a miracle to me. I've done this for you Everybody knows what I've done for you. It was Van Luin too. Oh yeah, that's cool.

That's how it works. And they had crates too, right? The crates. They had a crates truck. They would do these things season one where they'd be like, you're going to eat this wrap that we got from Connecticut, right? And I would talk to the prop guy. And they'd be like, how many wraps do you have?

And you'd be like, like, 16? And I'd be like, are we going to go through all of them? You'll throw a couple of shots from. Dude, I swear to God I go, you gonna throw them out and he goes? Yeah, probably and I was like can I have like those are good wraps and he was like Yeah, dude, and they're like they don't find it charming. They're like you what? I know I know I'm not you. I'm not good the way I over that I can't believe I'm so funny. I over thanks. I'll be like hey, I go

Do you guys know is like there a place around here where I can go get. Oh, fuck, it's so funny. I overthink, I'll be like, hey, I go, do you guys know, is there a place around here where I can go get cigarettes or something? And they go, we're gonna send a runner to go get you cigarettes right now. And I'm like, no, I'll be like, no, we're gonna have you here and we're gonna go send a runner.

You know, we're not used to being catered to. And then I start doing that, I start going, I guess get me like three packs and they go, we're sending a runner to get them for you and they come back with three packs. You're like, is this coming out of my pay? Yeah. Because you know what happens?

The second you're gonna adjust to that is the second you're back at fucking bananas and they're like, no green room. You guys hit in the bar. You know what? And you go, but I'm really, you go to medieval times across the street if you want. Yeah, I don't know.

Wait a minute. You're sitting in the audience. Yeah, as you're, as you're, you bring seven people, you're going to have like, no, yeah, they got me like an assistant this season. And when they got that, I was like, I don't have anything, I said to him, I was like, I have nothing for you to do. I'm not going to free body burn.

And then like, two weeks in, I was like, Donovan? Donovan, where is my laundry? I was going to say, I was going to say, do you call this a crease? Donovan, I don't knowovan. Donovan, where is my laundry? I was gonna say else I was gonna say, do you call this a crease? Donovan, I don't know where you come from, maybe that is a crease. Donovan, I don't know. I'm wearing the slacks you picked up.

I'm gonna give you a chance to tell me what's wrong with them. I like the picture you pants the most. I got a casino. You're gonna wear a pants with the sock gardener's on. And you go, okay, time for set. It's one of time for set. It's interesting that you're setting, but I'm standing, you can switch that. Todd, you probably know this around this time, I get really hungry.

When I'm hungry, I get angry. You don't seem to have me, I can freshen tune for sandwich though. You don't seem to care. Hey, why don't you care, Todd? What did you talk about this show? You had a system, we had, was it PA? Is it PA?

PA's the ones that'll fuck you up because we moved, they'll go get you coffee. It's the same thing Jay's talking about with the runner. I can't get the coffee. No, you can't leave set. Yeah, you're waiting. I know you're so comfortable to me too, also having to tell somebody to do something. Yeah, then I know I can do that. But when they also go, I'll get it for you. I go like, I'll say things like,

No, that's like a chalote I get so it's like five bucks A cup of coffee I'm getting I'm getting like a five dollar thing Crafty's like next door and they were like you want me from crafty? I'm like I'll go quick to go I used to honestly I still got shit from crafty in my health season one So on he roses. I'm fucking, I mean, Twizzle, he's got a big jar of Twizzleers. I've been crafty literally wakes up the kid in you. Remember when you was a kid, you just can't, he's still,

you get, now it's all free. You would never purchase my own ropes ever. And I know Kareem would run to the candy store because then we'd hear on the thing and a PA would run by, being like, we lost Kareem. And we lose Kareem. Go check the gummy bear section.

He's gonna see of mini Oreos. You also don't realize like small shit that we would just do ourselves, that you would just do yourself that you can get in trouble. Like I move from my Mark one time. Just on my mark I move it. And they're like, don't you fucking touch that.

There's a guy in the union that does that. I'm like, I'm just moving in an inch up. And they're like, yeah, don't touch it. How about the rule of when you go on, like, I know this gets broken a lot, but I've seen people take it seriously. When you're on the union breaks, like when they're at lunch,

if you go like, hey, I was thinking when we come back, I should go to the go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no about the show I'm like yeah I was gonna say would it be funny if I said you're eating cereal man that just some old New Yorker comes up because you just broke section one-third you understand that now the teamsters twice the money we had that guy at the front desk with a Pants full of buried. Yeah. And just that old guy sitting in the front and I walk in and I was like, Hey, man, I'm just trying to look for this room. He's like, it's like good fellows. Where he tells you to go get a jacket. He's like, hey, go down there. I'm like, what?

He's like, this guy Vinny's like 85. He's literally in his 80s. Yeah, I think he's almost 85 years old. He goes hunting like every couple weeks. He'll always have a few gold chains. Yeah, there's some gold chains. Yeah, he's all the same. He's got a whole school, you know.

He's got some crazy story. I was just like, how was your weekend? And he's like, I went to dinner, me, my wife, five lesbians. Five. Yeah, okay. Yeah, that's crazy. Out of his world, he's that.

Out of his world story. We also said the funny thing is too, like you guys know, like the crew now, two seasons and it even if like you know whatever, you're working to give that closely, like, it's like stand coming on set was the same thing. Like when you go anywhere where everyone else knows, like, I'm telling you right now. I was this weekend, I just had that because I said Shane and Mark Normandy, the other guys who were on that birth tour, I have toured with Bertabunch, so they know it was crew.

So they come over to go, and this is Andrew, he's guys who are on that bird tour, I have a tour with Birdabunch, so they know it's crew. So they come over to go, and this is Andrew, he's one of those all the social media. Hey Andrew, say how did you, you fucking quif, jerk off asshole. And you're like, Andrew, it's a pleasure to meet you. You're a very nice person. I look forward to it.

I'm a professional. And that guy comes over to me, he's nice, and while he's showing you, he goes, look, I made this thing for you. I cut this up so you can use it for your social. Like, it's so sweet to go, hey, Dildo, did you fucking cut the video together yet? It's so funny when you saw you, did you have that Andrew?

I don't know, you like that yet. And that's the perfect way to talk about it because they've done a whole season together. And so I showed up just day of and they like moved me to the end of the day, so I was just hanging out at the studio and in the hallway, you'd hear like, Dan and Kevin joking around with like, hair and makeup or stuff and then I'd open it and go quiet

And they'd be like this is the king grip. He's so gay for pro man. Yeah But then I would open okay, that's cool man. I don't know the problem with that It would sound like a house party and then you'd open the door and they'd go quiet and they're like we're not ready for you Just go back in his room Exactly what it was a party in soon you open a door Someone having to be official I still have that video on my phone if someone who has to be professional and you just see him not which I I think I shared you this video a while back. I did the I did a some festival in Toronto a Rob Mayu thing and this girl

It was supposed to pay I didn't get to the airport. And we were at the last thing the festival was ludicrous, was performing outside this thing. Do you remember the story? No. This girl and I was like, hey, my flight's leaving in like an hour. I have to fucking get out of here.

She goes, oh my god, let me go get your money. And this is when you needed the money. It couldn't be like sent it to me, I'm like, yeah, I'm in the jail. I mean, now. She goes, okay, I'm so sorry, I know you gotta go. I'm gonna go that check for you. And then like 10 more minutes of like waiting there. I'm like,, I mean now she goes okay, so I'm so sorry. I know you got to go I'm gonna go to that check for you and then like 10 more minutes of like waiting there I'm like yeah, what the fuck? I'm like where is this lady and then Rob mayer just bushing me

Blast the stage just you know the stage with ludicrous like shaking her ass I was like yeah I swear to you she was kind of like she's like oh I swear to you she was kind of like she's like oh You're holding you're holding your carry on and a bag They're going she's up there going throw them bones You're not exactly like move bitch. She's like she was doing almost a choreographed dance and you your crumbling is that I'm like I just need just probably not that much money And your crumbling is that. I'm like, I just need just probably not that much money.

Please. Yeah, dude, that sucks. That fuck it sucks when people don't want to do the job. Because they're like, you ruined my fun. Uh, should we take a break and come back and ride this thing out? Yeah, I forgot that we, the second breaks the longest break. Yeah, that's the long one. Um, we got cream green and Dan Perlman hanging out from bushwick, mr. Meeners stream

Latvush, but I've got five mr. Meeners streaming now. I look down and read wrong on the show Now they didn't treat me well Heights mistakes. Yeah, he goes instead of you from a story of felonies. Could also catch him on millionaire Yeah, I got written off that show, because I refuse to call the show by its real name. Five push-mister-means, both season streaming now on Showtime, Amazon Prime and Hulu, we'll be right back.

It's the Bonfire with proper names. I got that right. And now, back to the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarus in and Dan Soder. Yo, our Kelly got more years in Galein Maxwell. Crazy. You got 10 years. The system is not, the system is set up against the black man.

It's official. Yeah, it is. Guys, wait a minute. What have you got 20? She got 20. You know the funny thing? I've just seen a guy who got out for shooting. I think it was them ringing.

Oh yeah? Yeah, he's free. I would think you'd be in there for a long time. Yeah, I'd like to shoot the president. Shooting at the president? Oh, yeah, yeah, I would think you'd be in there for a life shooting the president shooting at the president Yeah, you got it. You got I think John Lennon's killers up Yeah for parole David but Chapman yeah, Mark David. David. Don't ever let that guy out but that guy who shot Reagan He was just trying to impress Jody Foss. He really was. Yeah, he just thought he is No, no she was in taxi driver

You ever see that movie so it's like did the nero and jody 14 year old she plays a 14-year-old prostitute Mm-hmm, right and so then the the nero character is like psycho and try is trying to get Another girl's attention by shooting the presidential candidate So this guy watching the movie is like I'll get Jody Foster's attention by shooting the real president Wow, and it worked in a way Full-blown lesbian When she came out of the closet, he had to be like, ah shit

Drop that hammer a couple years ago. Hey Joe, I got my ass. What I said service Joe's hey Joe You know what we need to talk, Jody? Tell me your question. You know, we need to talk, Jody. Cousins, tell me you're a patron, I'm gonna leave. You need to do one more thing. You're gonna pull a lesbian. Jody, I need one mission out of you.

Yeah. And trying to make sense of this, I have to say it's because R Kelly is the Jeffrey Epstein of his story. And Galein was the backup singer. Yeah. But Epstein was major. He had a whole island. There's no way he would have gotten more than 30

You got life probably Fc. Yeah, no you know the way thing the first time he got like completely off off like work release Yeah, but they found that while but they found like it's all exposed as to wise so that's not gonna happen You know, I mean no one gets that kind of treatment twice when it gets exposed He got it because then the first time He got out of the Eastpullia there was like a celebratory dinner with like a bunch of famous people going to his like Fifth Avenue house. Oh yeah. That's right. You got all your first the first time he got released. 2011 was the first one. Yeah, it was like a bunch of it was like Woody Allen was there. Yeah, whatever that Woody Allen. Yeah, Kirk and that's my left. Wow. I mean, everyone's

terrible. He's like, well, it looks like the cow's making milk again. I believe the Chelsea handler was there also. Oh my god. Oh, but the bug in his ear milk again. Oh, God, he was celebrating with the pedophile. The dairy is back open. I'm going for small in the Asian. I would like some milk.

What's it known, sex, fair, or gender? Damn, Bezos musk? Palia Damn dude. I'm gonna have to be 20 years after all those girl Yeah, I would think it'd be like at least five years or twenty ten years for each girl All right, they described when the one girl described like them awkwardly Like try like Jeffrey Epstein and are trying to awkwardly have a three-some-whether and she's like sitting in between them and she goes and they both

just grabbed a tit. He's sitting in the middle just two hands, kind of like this from other people, you're like, okay. So, is this a sequel or a remake? So this is why I'm in the series? And he goes, long to look at me. Practice, sir. Yeah. Hey, look over here. He's like, yeah, I'm just gonna... No, I'm okay. That's so fucking weird. I'm here.

He's our Kelly guy. 30 years. Really? Suspended sentence. And this is his second time, too. Yeah. Like, as the first one, he had... Official evidence.

Yeah, he paid that off. Video evidence. He paid it off. Is there a money? Is there a money you'll accept to have your daughter walk away from a p tape? I don't know. I don't think so. I heard I heard by the time by the time the case got dethralled. He was eligible He's like so really 23 now. I timed it out. You know

See 23 now. You're honored. You're honored. Do you believe in time travel? Then what are we doing here? Damn, now you're not gonna get the money. If you're somebody else you got now, like that girl got all the money to be quiet and then it all came out anyway. It's funny and fun. The P1? The original girl, yeah, that family got all the money, I think.

But there was a few in that video. One was a P girl and the other one was, I guess, just under age, no P. If you, it's so Yeah, but like how illegal child they call that a dry run. Yeah, how We need a child pornography is it was just sold on the street For a couple months when the R Kelly tape came. Oh, yeah, I had one I had one too I had a bootleg we got a move move move move

We were we were early 20s. I didn't over I didn't over think that. But in all mine crazy. It on mines that wasn't child pornography. It was our Kelly breaking the law. It wasn't like you know, but I said, but it's so crazy that then we got in trouble for like just doing it on the like selling it on the street of like it is child porn. Like yeah, putting a picture of a naked kid

and sending it to somebody else is that's it. That's child porn already. Yeah, 90s right. Yeah, it was like pre so it was like pre well early 2000s when the tape came out okay because I was in New York already and I knew it's due from Chicago to and I was like I like take this to Chicago yeah I gave it to him because also to in my mind I was like I can't you know you know it's like you want to see it but you know it was it was a one watch and you go like oh

Fuck he's Because you want to see is it him you want to see did he do it? Yeah, I mean that girl really young there's not a lot of like rewatch of like I wonder if there's something I missed the first time Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, I followed the stream the whole time. Yeah, and it was the stream I followed it was the whole time and it was a long it was a long peaches. It was a lot it was a morning piss It was a feature. Yeah, and it was the stream. I thought it was the whole time. And it was a long, it was a long peaches. It was a lot, it was a morning piss. It was a feature. Yeah, it was. It was a show. We just watched it recently too, but that's the funniest those Chuck Berry. Yeah, farting in the girl's faces video. When he was, he was a freak Chuck Berry. They found his videos just farting in

prostue faces. And they're like, and they're like, oh god. And he's like, yeah, take that for. It's all hilarious. So he said, he said, it's all. I'll watch it. Yeah, everyone's of age. Because I watched that for the face like president of the win. He let's lose. I get that for.

So come on. For that's hilarious. And I feel like there's no harm. How much you pay me? No, I'm no. No, I'm no no No, I'm no Guess what we've all smelled parts. Yeah, here's was just a direct is a Fuck is a direct face blast to fart assault

I wonder if that's assault Assault I think you got a new It's only assault if no funds are actually yeah, she's like sorry. You're gonna sing Johnny be good She goes were you really beat born deep down in Louisiana? How do you get your hair straight like that You guys might you guys might not know this song, but your kids are gonna love it You might not like it, but your kids are really gonna love it Marvin. It was found in Marvin Barry your cousin

Stop. Come on Marvin. You're coming now. I'm one of my thoughts. There's this. I don't want this is just sound Oh, yeah, it's really hit cameras in the bathrooms in this restaurant also. That's so crazy to watch but holes in Yeah also that's so crazy to watch buttholes and yeah man that's a good far if you're gonna pop it if you're gonna pop a far off you want it to make the noise You know when you're not said it to me. I thought they knew the fart was coming. No It's a prize part look at this is because did I fart in your face? He said it did I fart in your face Yeah, guys get a history

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dumb white bitches faces, the real get back for the 50s and 40s of his life. He's on it. And it's a better way to go than the Cosby route. To sure. Like knocking them out. You're like, you're giving them money. You're giving them money. Here's your money, but I'm gonna treat you like fucking garbage. What are you all prosperous?

What are you? He says all of the acres, yeah. Oh, okay. So, okay. Yeah, when they're leaving counting their money, talking to their pimps, cutting them out, he goes, so what was Chuck Berry like? Well, that's it.

Well, you know what the section is? It's on to my face. This extra 50 came from. Sorry, you're not getting this poopoo bear. This is mine. Telling your king to a hooker or anybody just the first time's gotta be, if it's like that outlandish, farting,

me having the break, you know the whole thing. No, I know what I'm saying, but if you have to say your thing, ever, it's gotta be just like, it's a hooker or even something you like, goes, I just gonna be a little weird, but I gotta need you to put your hand in my butt or I can't really get hard. Can you call me, can you call me Sergeant?

Yeah, I think it would be, I think it would go how much for, how much for your hand in my butt. Oh, you have to ask me how much for, how much for you to come at a, but that must have been impossible back then because you couldn't communicate online or apps or any other finds other people who were into it. Now that's when they were bent over into the Cadillac. That's when they're leaning over into the Cadillac and he goes, I'm gonna fart in your mouth. Or much of that.

Yeah. All right, I'll get in. Or do you think you have to take a big swag? That's a big Mark McGuire swag. You think you make some of a bunch of like a hypothetics first? He was like, it's your prostitute, huh? That's It goes what would you do like how would you be charged with that? I was like you want to fart your face. She goes at least $200 he goes $200 Look at that he goes

How much to fart your face twice? Should it be double the price or why you already there could I rip another one? I was talking to somebody and I guess I was the second one you wouldn't even really charge Boy, you're not there. You're smelling it the idea of a meek Chuck Berry doing his first prostitute I was talking to somebody and I get to say I was the second one you wouldn't even really charge more You're on the air You're smelling it The idea of a meek Chuck Berry doing his first prostitute drive by or he goes

Oh, you know thinking about cooling me to someone let me fart in their face Can you imagine that Chuck Berry farting your face? It's almost pay me And then you suck my head And then you want a rock fart in your face It's a rock-stuff fart Yeah, come on How it It's a go with Chuck Berry's fought in your face? You want a rock that's not fought. Yeah, come on. I would go with you.

I think you would ask him your face. He would ask for something regular. And then when he got him in the room, I got him in the bag of the car, he'd be like, for a little extra money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like, I just want to kiss you and have missionary sex. What you can still tell he goes,

why don't you lay down on that bathtub? Remember the girl was- Well, do low over 10. There was a girl on that podcast. A ton of half? The girl on that podcast that said the thing like, who was it? Odell Beckham, right?

Yeah. She was, he only said a video of me taking a shit and then he said he was flying me out and whatever and they were like, crazy. He was taking shit on her? No, no, she wanted just a video of her taking a shit and then they were all like, God, I'm like, so gross.

I know, right? What kind of shit is that? They go, so what did you do? I was like, nah, I took the video. I'm getting on that plane. I went to the Super Bowl with whatever it was like she just did it and the girl's like, yeah, bitch like high five and everyone All right, and that's funny. She doesn't like football. She's just like the plays. Yeah She likes to be there. She's like, I don't know. I'm here But I mean it's so funny seeing a hot girl goes so I took a due to one of videos so I can get a free flight to the Super Bowl

I was like, I'm stupid nothing else Hacker's so I took a due to one of videos so I can get a free flight to the super boy You two free poops a day like you two free poops a day for one of those days one of those poops turns into super bowl tickets That's one of those things where it's like her shedding. It's gonna look like anybody else shitting So why not why not change that for super bowl tick? Yeah, you're wrong If I was a boy it's taking me places Foss or boyfriend and you find out, you're like, that's terrible, but you got to. Super boys in Miami. Those girls in that one video, remember like, I think I went viral that video. The guy was like, what's getting like a $350,000 car? It's like, what do you girls do? It's like, only fans. And he goes, oh, you're doing porn.

And they're kind of like, no, it's like, we sell like pubes in our toenails and shit, like, mostly an underwear and stuff. And they make a lot of money. We can work on a $350,000 car. It's pretty nuts. They're like, well the fact that some I couldn't That's a little more what this sexual thing is to go on like I'm gonna jerk off and look at a bag of this girl's toenails But you know the funny thing about that is They could just send you anybody's toenails. Of course, that's what I'm assuming. I would only assume it was a man's toenail. Like I was assuming that they would fuck you up like that. Look at this anger. This is toenail aggressive.

You're not gonna sign this. This is a American size 14. No one's gonna feel bad for you when you go. No one's gonna feel bad for you when you complain and go, it goes, Hey I gave you good money. You sent me a dude's toenail. Yeah, talk to HR.

Yeah, who can you, this cup dudes toenails like yeah talk to HR Smells like man piss You gotta tell your son son If you like it probably came from your uncle or something As I asked here, hold on come over here. I'm gonna see if this plugs in Doesn't he goes live over your Cinderella. All right, then You're being that horny though. We're like $1,000 you send me some toenails

That's another finish we know a comic that like spit in the They like spit in and right yeah, but the most listen the most you can dial back to like a lot of it comes in the moment of horny How much you'll dial back? Like to we're not even said like dial up to like get the thing. You know what I mean if a girl's like, well, I wanna see you wear panties. Do you know what I mean? Like where do you, what do you,

that's why you guys remember the Oscar-Day LaHoya pictures that came out of him in lingerie? Oh really? Is that what it was? It was like Oscar-Day LaHoya in like lingerie and boxing gloves and he's like doing that. And you're like, I bet he was drunk and horny enough that a woman was like us smoking hot Brazilian was like, what am I underwear? And he's like doing that and you're like I bet he was drunk and horny enough that a woman was like I smoke a hot Brazilian was like well I'm not wearing he was like

all right you know he's for Christine but I'm gonna kill her in those panties I put loads right on you know I got a check for cameras but I put it I put it loads like think about it if the girls bat you be like yeah I think it's some pussy you got you got you want to look like that for him now you wouldn't oh No camera Yeah, no We can't the reason I wouldn't the reason I wouldn't is because I would believe I'd look so ridiculous She's not gonna want to fuck do you know I mean like it's putting yourself to your degrading to like into I'm on a track Like I don't feel like I don't love me. Yeah, I'm like I'm like I'm not gonna fuck this

Like it has to be heard and that's not even bad as I thought what it was I thought it was like a victorious Secret no, but it has to be a hard turn on to be like incredibly Dominant or whatever and just demean you and that's that those are the like just tell me my deck is the smallest You've ever seen like those I get the first I get the verbal I get the like even some of that shit You know, I mean like like to make it but I the doing it I still have to feel like I look as good as I could possibly look in a situation. I can't go to like well I remember that girl Blooming's I was wearing heels and panties Remember I had to wipe that lipstick off my face after you

Man after you come and you're dressed like that Oscar David Hoyer and he goes okay, so I'm gonna face after you go away. You're like, oh man, after you come and you're dressed like that, Oscar David Hoy having to go, okay, so I'm gonna go use the bathrooms. I'm gonna use the wheel to roll the ball. Okay, it's gonna go use the bathrooms now. Okay, so all they come down on me, I'm all done now. Damn, dude. You gotta take a seat. Yeah.

Okay, and then for you to form my buttholes. Whoever the friend is that has to call them and they go hey Oscar Pictures leaked. No, she said that was not a real camera She said she said there's no film in that digital camera She says you just testing your friends something different. No, she said she'll want to the delitos Well, they're on they're on ESPN dark on to the delitos. Well, they're on, they're on ESPN Darker. Oh, cuz the shock is always funny.

You know those photos that were already on the cloud? Yeah, other people have some now. Yeah. You was, you dressed like this? Yeah, for Puffy. Yeah, I don't know what, you're saying her? That's the thing, I have, is there anything you could be shocked by now?

After we've seen so much, is there anything that you could be like, oh my god. Probably someone admit to it, like someone did just be like, if someone was like forthcoming with it, that would shock me. If someone was like, like one of those creatures that hates gay guys

and finally, like before he gets caught, he goes, yeah, I just have to say it, I'm gay. Right, that would shock me. You know what, when kind of shock me, remember the Rex Ryan one? Yeah, or he was into feet. He was into feet. Right. So it's like, and they found videos of his wife You know what, when Kana Shock me, remember the Rex Ryan one? Yeah, or he's into feet. He was into feet.

Remember that? And they found videos of his wife who had like popular foot fetish videos and was clear Rex Ryan was filming it. Uh huh. And so, and they kind of like shamed him for it, but it's like of all the weird shit. It's just like a guy who's like obsessed

with his wife's feet. Yeah. Pretty wholesome actually. Yeah, wholesome. But Rex Ryan. He's like a coach of the New York Jets, he's been a defensive coordinator in a bunch. He's the son of Buddy Ryan. But also he got, he, if his wife's feet,

yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's like he got a car on a shit for it, but it's like maybe the sweetest act to the last 20 years. But it's cool. Oh, why anything you do with your wife is to be mine. That's what I love. Wholesome fetishes. Marvowber used to bite what I love. Oh, I love wholesome fetishes. Mark Valver used to bite hooker backs.

Oh, you need to put on lingerie and just bite bitches in the back and then they're like, he's gonna hold on to it? Yeah, I only knew about the bite. Yeah, and then you'd be like, yes! Bite me! No, no, no, no, no, no. He's not a... Fuck, that's hard.

Yeah, dude, you're right. Like a wholesome monogamous thing, where I was like like my wife and I enjoy this in the privacy of our own But yeah, the New York Post had line is like freak Yeah, but anybody fighting at your thing. That's the worst You know the funny thing people try to make you feel bad for everything. Yeah, if you think up the bad for them They'll try to make you feel bad. Yeah, for sure. It's a bad the bad for them. They'll try to make you feel bad. Yeah, for sure. It's a bad.

We do. I did everything right. I watched where I was supposed to go. I did everything right. I think up the kitchen. Yeah, I didn't get to like, I want it. Much bigger. Yeah. I'm more room to breathe like a decent fucking man. Yeah.

And now I'm in. I'm in the bad guy now. I had the point of all this really comes down to free our man. Yeah. And now I'm in some kind of, I'm the bad guy now. I know. And the point of all this really comes down to free our Kelly. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's time to free our Kelly. I guess it gets it now.

You know what, I'm gonna put it out there going to. Let's get it out. Free of both. I'm gonna put them on the island. They're gonna be free if it's for good behavior, which will be way easier given that there's no children in there. Yeah, and for real So people I don't know I'll tell you might not because you know once in you know when it comes to being

Like labels some type of sex offender in jail. I think you know prisoners. They don't take kindly today Oh, he's not gonna home never see it. He got beat up one time. Huh? Yeah But I don't think he's gonna see another prisoner ever He'll be in segregation for sure. No, he did you see the video where he had this he sung for someone's I was talking about They bullied him and they're doing it. He sung for some guys. Can you say any birthday mother fucker? He's just holding the phone or to go sorry. I can't be home. I killed 16 people but hold on So that's a little microcosm of what about the, you know, when you go to the big house. Yeah, you know, because right now he's not in, I don't think they're gonna drop him in Gen Pop though. He's not in the main prison though. He's not in like right now he's in like in the place you go as you go to trial.

Right, he's like the rikers, he's in the jail. Yeah, where's he? He's in New York right in Brooklyn. Is he here? I've seen something. He was like, he's in Brooklyn. I am Brooklyn is he is he I've seen something He was like send Brooklyn out of the where they're sending him I feel like I'm gonna I guess I figured he would go to the Martha Stewart version of it. Yeah, it's the rest of his life Yeah, he'll be 80 at least 30 years 30 years So rest his life essentially A lot of money and a pretty good out at 80 and then pick back up again Cosby I'm gonna go back back out on the road, but the thing is you was try if you do get out at 80 be like man

I did the time. Yeah, do more crap. You guys want to fucking have the courts Finish this job up. Oh, we got to wrap this some bitch up Yeah, send about remember the good old days Yeah, send it out. Remember the good old days? Remember he would sing the children that they believe they could just fly to his house? Hmm. Depy-py-py. And then live there in a weird basement shed where you have to pee in a bucket. Oh, hey man, whatever fuels the music right?

Oh, you pee on you into the bucket. I think I speak for the group that I say, whatever fuels the music. Mm-hmm. It doesn't matter. Everybody, flat-bush misdemeanors, available streaming right now on showtime Hulu and Amazon Prime Damn problem in Korean green. Thank you so much for now. It's so fucking excited to see you guys and doing you guys working together It's fucking so cool I'm your dad and I'm his savior. Yeah, I saved him in Maryland after he almost got ourselves more once

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