The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Nate Bargatze & Mike Recine

Episode Date: February 16, 2023

Nate golfs with Mark Wahlberg.

I'm Dan and I'm Jay and actually we're a radio show that exists on Sirius XM That's right for full episodes of the bonfire go to SiriusXM.com slash bonfire for a special offer for our stand-up tour dates Go to danceorder.com and big J comedy.com And now the bonfire with big J. Ocarus and dance odor with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. And I hate to see you go. Marcus King, the whole band had girlfriends. Yeah, they're awesome. Those are those so fun.

Marcus King lives in Nashville. Big J going to be in Nashville, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Yeah, he's probably going to see me. Mike Racine, taping his special in New York, I didn't have a three way on that. Our guest lives in Nashville. Welcome back.

He's got a special out right now on Amazon called Hello World World. It's Nate Parkatsy. We got Nate Parkatsy. We got Micraseen. We got a good Creek in the Cave Show from 2010. Yeah, we got a banger of a show. It's the funniest part. It's a good Creek in the Cave Show 2010. If I decided to swing by the Creek in the Cave, it'd be Nate or I calling you being like, dude, just come do it. Just come do it. Don't worry, guys, I was just waiting there for you the whole time. And then I saw you all just jump right over me.

Yeah. The special out on Amazon, J, special coming out in March, we're seeing taping a special this month. You guys are all April. April. On a thorn. And Nate, you're a great comic, but have you ever lost your driver's license?

Uh, I think people might want to know about and what to do. Did I just lose it? That happens to you. No, has it ever happened? No, downstairs is a security mic couldn't get upstairs because his wallet is in his wallet is licensed. My life is just crazy.

That's scary. That's scary to lose the credit card, because it's identifi-k. Yeah, the credit card is canceled. I could see I would think most of your life you've not had your driver's license. Like he's actually shocked when it's there. Yeah, I think you've got every time I see a DMV's like, what's up man? They just have a drawer with a bunch of over there. You bring your wife and kid in Dept goes we're back and he goes all right. I got him. I got you know you already ID car driver's license. You're gonna stay. Yeah

That's true. I mean do you have any idea where it is? I'm gonna check my house. I guess I hope the kid just took it out and put it somewhere under a couch or something, but I don't know I got a fly tomorrow Yeah, but I'm trying I'm trying to run a car so I don't know I got to fly tomorrow. You have a passport? Yeah, I have a passport. But I'm trying to rent a car so I don't know if that's going to happen. Shit. Dude, this kid's wrecking your kids. I'm going to give him a spanking I think.

Is he your first one? His first spanking? Yeah. Yeah. Well, even if he doesn't admit it, spank him until he doesn't admit it. That works. Oh, you know what? You and Deb could do a good cop bad cop.

Yeah. Yeah, Deb coming to go, look, I'm trying to help you out of bad cop? Yeah, yeah, yeah, then Deb come and go look I'm trying to help you out here. Father's that guy's a maniac You feel you're father's filled with an Italian range that you're gonna get more and more taste of you want a cigarette She goes you want kiss from mama? Yeah, someone told me that they're they got into a hole now You know I watched the pedophile hunts is they watch interrogation videos and that they always are there was in the black circuit comedy a bunch of people at the same joke, but it would always make me laugh by the first 48 hours.

Yeah. When they would do the where the was that was what they were doing. There's four locations on. Yeah, they bring guys were interrogations. They always go like tell us where the where the guys are. They killed them. He goes, I ain't telling you shit. And then it's like a the screen flips. He goes, I ain't telling you shit. And then it's like a, the screen flips,

and there's like red lobster over the table. And he goes, he goes, they're killing people over there on Martian Hunters. And he's like, he's kidding. You guys, are these kid-a-butter biscuits? You know how you're gonna leave? Yeah, they're really showing by the end. They're like playing games together and hanging out.

He's like, I give you the whole lot. I give you the every-one. He goes, he goes, yeah, I think they killed somebody last night. Yeah. It's the most, they give the most information. There is, there's a lot of stitching on that. No, that's all that whole show is. It's always the thing.

We're going to go up straight in the cloth. I can tell you, I remember one there, it goes. I can tell you shit and then it would bite his show. The reveal is like, dartin. His name is dartin. Dehylur dartin. he's expelling it for him. He's like, yeah, that's it. And the cops walk out and they go,

I've yet to meet a man that won't fold for some drawn butter. Yeah, got him. Got him right where we want him. You got a nice butter, Guy. Go ahead. These people just seem like canaries. I didn't want to forget this story, but dude,

last night we were at the dog park. And no one was there, because it's Valentine's Day. So we're like playing fetch with the dog. Seems like a real weird reason no one would be there. It is. Why do you think Valentine's Day is? Yeah they get it. It's about time fucking. Because everybody knows dogs don't shit, dogs don't shit and play on the

other side. You know it's 9-11 to no one there. You can't take your dog to the park. You can't take your dog to the park. You know about on day 9-11, say party. I don't walk my dog. My dog knows it. It's the same way that comedy club owners do when you don't have good ticket sales,

where they go, it's flag day. It's flag day. They realize that no one goes to comedy shows. I just did that, I comedy club, but we're playing Fetch and we're having just a good fetch Sesh, and then these little girls, these like eight nine year old girls, they're like, they're families by, but they bring the dog into the dog party. So there are people there

I'm like the cop now. So you're saying there are people there. You said there weren't people there weren't people You said there weren't now you're saying there's then these kids now damn you know that right? I didn't fuck up. You know you're okay. All right. I'll give you all their names I get you some bear bread. I was like a bread bowl of Chinnobrockly. Yes, with some green iced tea. I'll take the whole thing. You got papaya ice tea. This is a banana bread such a funny one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. By the way, Jay, I think you actually did hit my, the meal that would get me to flip. A mangal ice tea. A soup and salad. You got a banana bread with a bread bowl? I've never had a bread home in my life. I always say no for health reasons,

but if I'm going to the joy of there, we got me like, let me get the bread bowl. Then we get the bread bowl. I've never had a bread over my life. I always say no for health reasons, but if I'm going to the joy of there, we got me like, let me get the bread bowl. Let me get the bread bowl. No, I'll do it. I'm gonna dip the top into the soup. Yeah. I'm gonna start taking the bread bowl away,

but you go, and he goes, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna eat the bread. I know a sandwich. I know a sandwich. You eat it like a sandwich. Yeah. I'm going in there messy. Those are things.

That's gonna be a great list to make up, like things that fat people are afraid to do because of how it looks to the world. And ripping off a piece of bread bowl to dip it in something is one of those things. You're like, this guy's just eating what it comes in. I think it's just for decoration, dude. And you're like, no, I think, what do you want?

What's the idea, is you take the, what do you want? I think the bread bowl. What do you want beaver? I think I need eating all of it? Is it super enough? It's like, I would like, I would like to do the thing that comes with it.

Can I take that? Can I leave no evidence? I'd like to leave zero evidence. Can you make it, could you put it on top of a cookie? No, we've been like a party or something, we're like a super bowl part where someone makes like a big breadball,

like spinach dip or whatever. That's crazy though to do, breadball should be for a solo, only. It shouldn't be for a party. No, it's exactly what it's for no no no no no it's a bit time to be the fact I don't walk over dude just kicking it over at at the food thing of anything makes you feel that way do you know I mean I'm not you know when me and Carla walk downstairs of that strip club where it was a

swingers party we kicked it by the zee-Dee. We just saw it in the court by the dry baked Zee-Dee in the bartender. Just hearing slaps and the distance and skin on skin. And you go, that Zee-Dee is actually not that bad. We're sauce. We're talking about the bartender, like, so do you make it? Or like they bring it in the end? There were sturnos. Is this your knownos recipe Roses King. Is this big city for the whole world? Well, you know, what are you guys doing here tonight? You know what's funny? Watches, some of them. Someone changed like their personality.

So me, I think that was what it was. So we both shit with this bartender for a while there. It's a female bartender, like an older lady. And she was nice. And we went to the strip club. We lived in this. When we lived at all in middle village there, we're like, let's go to the strip club one night.

And they go downstairs, we went and watched for a minute. There was nothing, no fucking going on. Tuesday. Yeah, it was Wednesday. We left, it was Valentine's Day, it was no, it was there. We left, but that lady, I think, has someone that reached and I told you when Carla got asked to just bar 10,

like fully close, bar 10, swingers party. Yeah. And she did it when I went afterwards, that other bartender was like, oh, she was so nice and she was bartending it. And then it's the end of the night, like when we were getting ready to leave, we just saw her.

I think her name was Sophie. I sort of remember it. It was like, she went over, she goes, wow, I'm really glad you guys like came out and saw the place. And then just like laid on a pool chair. And like five guys just like uncoorked their cocks and just just like laid on a pool chair and like five guys just like uncoorked their cocks and just came like over and she started going to where I was like,

oh god. What a change. Yeah. Who was just those the sweet old bartender who was like, yeah, I make a couple bucks bartending. She was just like, all right, I'm off shift. Bring all the dicks. They just got it around there in a circle. That's crazy. She's like a falconer, but with that She's just putting on a glove and she goes see you guys do come by here. That's pretty crazy She's like took off her shirt and just laid back and then a bunch of guys just pulled weaners that are in a circle around there That is pretty crazy. I'm like whoa, that's fucking what's the lady who makes the ziti? Yeah, and a good ziti It's a post-a lady But when we walked into this dog park We're at the dog park and these three little girls brought in a dog and they're playing and

Myrtle and the dogs are playing and The little girl goes what's your dog's name and I like was trying to you know It's been pretty gay about it. Oh, it her name's myrtle and the little girl. Okay Okay, like that And the little girl goes okay Okay, like that Yeah, so anyways she's three years old She didn't have her old lady and they were walking away and Katie just kept going like okay Like doing how unimpressed and she just killed the situation. Does Harper ever do that to you?

Just like kill your fun. We were like, we would be like, Hey, we're gonna do this and she's like, shut up. Oh, you say joke and then, or you just something and they just go, I don't know. They just don't get it like that. She just kills the fun.

Yeah, she's like, Did Isabella do that? She's like, you'd have a joke and she'd be like, whatever. Like after like, yeah, so- It'd be great if you're, I feel like you wanted to say yes and we're like, no, no, they usually laugh at everything. I don't know, yeah. I go, maybe it's a real delivery.

I'm a dog. My comedy is for children. So I go, I mean, this is what I do. My dog, I kill everything with my dog. She's always laughing. She's not a person, but you know. My daughter listens to my comedy, like she's not supposed to tell her actual father

that she listens to my comedy. Oh She says she doesn't hear but she hears it. They shall meet him. He's probably a good guy tall. I'm been Tall gentleman. Hey, there's I have just not something special, but a funny Nick story with my special and they're y'all like Nick Novicki and so he was opening and my special and they're y'all like Nick Novicki and so he was opening and he goes out, warms up whatever and when you walk off stage it's very dark and so there's a step. He doesn't see, it's really hard to see the step so when he goes down he walks off and I mean just, I mean almost really gets hurt. Just disappears though. Yeah I mean just boom just a hard step. It's a you know our step But it's a step, you know nixel. Oh my god steps a step. Oh my god. That's like a castle door Yeah, so he goes down hits it hard and then so my big aim especially you see him

I walked by him when he is there and he's trying to tell me how he almost fell That's what he's doing. Yeah, the intro. Yeah, the intro. And then so the second show, he goes, I can't see the step. So they put a white piece of tape so he could see it. So he sees it going up. They don't put it on the top. And he comes back down. So he does it again. Oh, he does it. The director over the loudspeaker, the crowd sees it. And he just goes, he does it every show, folks. Oh, so funny. That's his circus trick. It's so funny that a couple went like this. Like to each other.

They were like, OK, I feel better now. Next week, physical comedy now. It goes so by guys. Oh, I got to get a year as fast as possible. Good. Dude, what I was with a bird, I had to do Super Bowl. And just going now to a couple places with him, like a public bar or restaurant type area, it's hard for him to get around, which I assume you're having that situation too.

It does burn so fast. Because it's fast. Yeah, you can't stop. No, I'm not saying because people are non-stop coming up to him, but I've watching him deal with more than that is like the person who comes out. I told you that lady at the bar. Yeah. Who came out and she just like, hey, there's a, I'm not impressed. Watching him deal with more than that is like the person who comes out. I told you that lady at the bar. Yeah Who came out and she just like hey, there's a I'm not impressed Just like someone being shitty cuz other people are excited to see if you tell with that more recently

Oh People say so I don't get bothered like I mean he walks around. It's a it's a thing in you know he's there I don't get bothered like that. I love what Bert's doing though. I watch this show. I'm what he does and what he does for his crowd. And when he goes up easy, has him sing the, you know, the national anthem. And like when he first tells you that,

you're like, well, that, I don't even know how you're gonna do this. And when you see it, you're like, I'm way on board with it. He had him say God bless America. And an absolute fit once Saturday. What Bert is doing is it's an environment and I, you need to go see it live and I think it's very fun. I think it's a fun, it's a fun, fun thing.

Like that's what he does. He creates a very fun environment that I was, like I watched it, I was there. You came on the end when it was there. I came Wednesday and I mean the mountain tickets he's selling is insane. Yeah. But that dude, I deserve everything. tickets he's selling is insane. But it's I that dude I deserve to be a good form. I root super he loves I'm a big like you love your

fans and like that and when people don't love their fans I don't like that and he truly loves those people and it shows and I was really like yeah dude I'm on you know I'm on board with all of this like no he doesn't see it He even went like I left the bar before him Because I was anxious from the Hawking he was getting I wouldn't even yeah It's a lot of his fans then it's like they were saying that he's like Well, it's not that but the thing is he did his Just because of something you will do yeah I will, I'll do that too.

I'll mean everybody too, but it's almost like sometimes you go, I don't want to go to the place because when I see the people, I'm not going to just be like, keep them away. I'm going to go do all the stuff. Sure, merrily, I do like them, but I'm just like, I'm tired to do that. I don't want to do that. You just watched your team lose the Super Bowl.

You were in a different headspace. Sure, yeah. It was just in like party mode. I bet you're right. I bet it's a fucking problem for him to go. Oh, but he liked that. Do you think with a shirt on, people don't recognize him? Well, it's funny.

I'll say what's funny is the people that don't know him, like what you hear more than anything else. One, people were calling him Brett Kraisher. A lot was making me laugh. But a lot of people walk by and they go, they're shirt off, guy. That's so funny. But that thought, you know, it's funny. It's the branding thing. It's even the stupid one I made my first album cover, Yeah, but a lot of people walk by and they go the shirt off guy But that's not you know, it's funny. It's the branding thing It's even the stupid one I made my first album cover like my elbow tattoo

Yeah, it's like people like just try to find something that connects them to you isn't a better one to have your shirt completely off all the time All the time no matter the weather. Yeah, he did he he's he's who he is up there Yeah, like I mean he got off stage and they are doing shots and they're drinking in its entire chiefs offensive line is in the news. And it's, I mean, I was like back there and you're like, this is a lot dude. Like, I, and he's built for that.

But you're doing great. You're doing well. You must be, because I see it, in meeting celebrity and not being like a weirdo about it at all. It's a picture of you with like, we saw a picture of you from Marble, and Bergen's stuff. How was that?

He's awesome dude. Yeah. Like if someone, most people probably want ever meet. No, he was great. It's like, I love, do we see a fan here? So Tennessee can't change my life.

No, I don't, he said he looked forward to watch myself. He didn't know who it was. Yeah. But I want to do this as a joke, and I'll tell it here, but you might hear this as a joke. And because I don't think I'll say his name, but like, so I mean, he's obviously so rich,

and so he's buying a house, and like, he lives in Vegas, and he was talking about a house, and he just said it like nonchalantly, he goes, we were going to go, we were going to go close on this one house, and then he like, just pointing at it, it's like this crazy house, and it's like 30,000 square feet wherever he goes. But he's like, he's like,

they had some weird stuff in there. He goes, they had a master bedroom. We had one bathroom and it's like weird stuff like that. And he said, and so I wanted to do a joke about it because it's like now 30,000 square feet. And that that house space. And you catch yourself going, yeah, I'm like, yeah Why would I go that is weird? Why would they do it like

Two bathrooms in your master bedroom. Can you believe this? They don't have a lot of slide inside I agree with him. I'm like yeah dude that's insane I'll do that all the time if you like check into a hotel with a friend in the front desk ladies Like nice to you but mean to your friend and then your friends like that fucking lady like no There's not even like a stone Dracula throne right when you walk in and they you know it's crazy There's only one bathroom and in the in the that's so funny that that was a But what do you do? What was it? What is your wife? What is it back yardage is Optimus prime?

You're probably going to turn him on What is his backyard or just Optimus Prime? He's standing there. He's throwing it. Throw me a turn of mine. He has a house in L.A. He has a big golf thing. And he has a place to ask them because you can hit driver on like his top deck. It's like four yard. He has four yard. And that was in L.A.

That's what he's selling. 400, he had Bryson D. Shambo from me. It was golf. He's the one guy the big dude that he hits in a mile. But like they hit drivers there where they're just pounding the ball. Indo Los Angeles and it's not hitting anyone.

It just doesn't, yeah, it just goes off. I don't know where it's like I'm driving. That's fucking crazy. Press lands on like a tent city under a bridge somewhere. Yeah. Guys, it's like Mark Wahlberg's goddamn golf balls. Looks like Mark Wahlberg's raining again. He's like a good dude though.

That's like loyal to like I he makes his crew. That's what I like based on him. Yeah, you like I like it like because you're like you're just a dude that's like Jeremy give him any orange questions. Yeah, you like it. And he's asking you to go all right, we're gonna wake up at three o'clock in the morning have breakfast to work. How do you feel about having four? How do you feel about having 14 egg yolks? And then run into it half miles He would when he golf We rode in a car. We all drove seven after words Yeah, he goes and he looks great

But he we all driving separate carts to keep it moving but there's also he used to do He would have run so he would have he would tee off He has he has a caddy with them and a caddy down by the ball. And so he teased off and then sprints to the ball. And so he did not do this with us, but that would be like his exercise. So he was just, you just, if you were going to play it like a bell air, which is like a famous place in Hollywood, you would just also see a guy. Just bring it to his boss. And then it's Mark Wahlberg.

Yeah. He goes, oh wow, that's pretty on. That's a pretty straight shot. Okay. Give him a high line. This is going to be enough for a little chip. Do you like, do you think you'd like me? You got this. So I used to don't, you don't work out every day. Yeah. Why don't you get like a second idea if you think you'd like me? You got that so I used to

don't you know work out everything. Yeah. Why don't you get like a second idea? I was losing it. Yeah. Why don't you let your son steal these drivers license? What's your license? Yeah. How are you gonna drive a car? If you don't I got a license, you're a cock. Little load. A call that turns to a robot. Debt. Debt. Do you want to be my third wife? I think you would you you're like where it would just you know you got to just see how long you could hang in there It would be hanging long enough. Yeah. Yeah, you then he'd be on board with you. I mean, I would love that I would love if Racine joined the Mark Walberg crew. Yeah. Oh

Oh You got a scene at a Walberg opening. I'll tell you what you're opening you show up with a jar of that sauce Yeah, so you can get least get in the door for sure. Yes, you know what I'm not supposed to eat pasta I haven't ate pasta since I did the movie and he goes I just made a pasta he goes yo yo am Yeah, you're greasy. You guys you know I'm greasy. Yeah, you're yeah, it's a greasy. It's every see you know You know you could just put this on zucchini noodles if you want to fucking zucchini noodles Yeah, look at that. Oh my god. This sauce works zucchini noodles yeah okay that oh my god this sauce works on because the kitty

noodles oh my god you're protein I mean did you do the thing where you know I'm like no zucchini noodles you stupid asshole fucking asshole when we saw Conan in the hallway he was here promoting his channel or whatever and Jay kept joking out because I was too excited that I almost called him Conan O'Brien

was there any part of your brain that I was called him Mark Walberg I'm a Krollberg were you like him Mark Wahlberg? Mark Wahlberg? Where you like, by Mark Wahlberg? It's Care Metzger syndrome. Yeah. Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't like, I still think I said his name. By Mark Wahlberg.

He's like, we like rolled up and we go play. And he's like, let's go. Like it's like, you just feel like you're kind of part of the crew. He was very nice apologize, because he had to play very fast because he was shooting a movie. And so he had to leave a little bit early.

So that you sprint off for time being at the ball, but I got something to do. I play at Alfred Hitchcock in a thriller Turns out that turns out I didn't know this but Alfred Hitchcock was ripped He's got the most to do most to do. He does have a lot to do with himself a lot to do though. Yeah, it's a lot to it. Did you when you were in Arizona? Did you do like a lot of cool Super Bowl stuff? Did you got to like Super Bowl? I went to the waste management the golf thing and I just did that and we had to go to Vegas. You got to play in a pro am. I played in the Pebble Beach program. That was the week before that. Yeah, it was that was unreal dude and playing with that. That's one of my stock picks, by the way, which way is man's man's man's man's man. It's good. Yeah, there's always gonna be garbage.

Do you know what? I'm a fan of Racine. I've never seen the stop in the show to give a stock to. Do you know what's management? Do you know what symbol WN? You know what you know somebody is so long and you do obviously through different like life's all together, lives almost.

Was when they goes, I did a prolly on Pebble Beach and I was kinda like, what's celebrity they put you up with? I'm like, oh, you're the celebrity, you're the God of it. But I go, who'd you be like, I did meet Clint Eastwood. Really? Yeah.

We don't have to talk briefly. Nah, he's, Nah, this is white, dude, he sees the white on you. He's the oldest, he's the oldest. A true, very, okay.

Yeah, he sits there. I can see it. A true Aryan king. Yeah, he's sitting there. I can see it. You're a damn white from Tennessee. This is a four iron titleist. Yeah, the strongest four iron in the land. All right, look at this is a dog leg left. Oh, dude, it's insane that you're just like golfing with these guys.

Because when you said that, I was like, how'd you get tickets there? How'd you plan it? Well, you're a side there. Yeah, they're showing, yeah, you're just golfing with these guys. Because when you said that, I was like, how did you get tickets there? How did you plan it? Like you were saying? Yeah, they're showing you on TV. I mean, it was the best. I mean, it's the dream is a golfer to play on that thing. I had it.

It was televised, I was talking to that. Yeah, I've been to Lake Tahoe in two, and that's, that was just like, Slebbery's athletes. If you ever had a pro player, be like, damn, no shot. Like, are they like, damn, this is a real good shot. I do, so on one whole,

I, in my group, I hit two amazing shots, and then I three put it. And so Kevin Strelman, he goes, there's the two best shots I've ever seen on this whole and the three worst puts. And he was like, I mean, he was like joking left. And we thought, but you really want to be like,

are those really two best shots you saw? We did like one day Crick you played the waste management to the low The at the they had like this a celebrity like million dollars charity thing or whatever and So my uncle's with me to and so we airing Rogers up there and like I'm not going to San Fran. Yeah, and then so we said he liked the weather out there. He goes In one interview he goes, you know something he goes, but the weather's nice out here too You like sit a little something like that, but my uncle they were all spoken to guards

My most of those cigars and he's the only one that has a cigar. I mean, it's a lighter So they all had to go to him So I mean it's Josh out there right there and he would he would make them all take a picture with them That's the only way they would get and they just knew they had to go to him. So I mean, it's Josh out there, right? And he would, he would make them all take a picture with them. That's the one way they would get. And they just knew they had to go to my uncle. Just drunk 50 cores lights. And he's drunk. And he just got, and he kept taking cigar like they had like free cigars. And they were expensive. So he just kept, I mean, he, he had a box in his pocket of cigars. I love it. And he's like,, get Nate, bring me with you. My dad's sitting there talking to Aaron Rogers

and then I like to talk to Aaron Rogers for a second and my dad's at the table taking a picture of us talking. You know, just like, oh man. He's, I mean, I dad, the phone, you know, you can't see. So the phone is just like, it's just on me and Aaron,

like you can just, you can just feel a man. That's just, my dad's just my dad just like See that's been a lot lately too where it's like the girlfriend sends her boyfriend over to talk to me Yeah, after a show and while I'm talking I see that she's just like filming us just like existing together and you're like what are you? Right is this just an interview? Did you ever hung out with them celebrity? No Yeah, I got to I got to meet Triple H last week. That's cool.

I did feel it. So, uh, Josh Allen had, uh, Josh Allen's girl, uh, was all over you? No, no, she was all over him. Like, you could see, like, uh, I don't know, I didn't meet him. I don't know. He sees it. Great dude. But like, it was a chick that chick that like anytime he walked away,

you could, she was like, where are you going? And it's like, he's going to hit a far three. That's so funny. She's just standing next to him on the wise golfing. I mean, yeah dude, she followed it and you could, you know, it did feel like it was like it felt weird but you're like very like,

we're not gonna get out of the way. I can't do it like what you're saying though. With the football particularly, I found it when, like it was not a hole when Shane was like, well, hang in the bar still, because Christian McCaffrey and Gabe Davis are gonna come. And they're awesome. They go to the best.

I was hanging with him this whole week. And I was just like, I don't care. Like, did that Eagles, did they work the seller? It's hard to talk to football. No, but I mean, that's not exactly what I'm just saying, but it's also just that they're not Eagles. So I'm just not psyched at all. Like, I'm like, hey, nice to meet you. Hope you break your leg. Yeah, there's no care for me cool to meet though like

But the footballers are tough to you go meet them for Dan But that's why you go meet them like I who did I go? I thought I met That guy in Boston is pretty cool. Yeah, Ted something. Oh, yeah Ted Johnson used to play for the Patriots Yeah, he was he was also my Football coach at that football camp when I was 12 the first person who molested there And I'll take a say it was not the last no one's ever gotten me like he got me and I'm sorry to say it will not be the last Who's your molested and I tell you that is really good impression Yeah, that's where I learned to do voices to escape

I'm going to a movie in my mind while coach McCarthy slam in my ass. Oh, I said is I'm not here right now Do your god make me a bird so I can Did you know dance parents met when his mom was playing naked? That's not so hard in a barn as dad walked in with a course light They met because my mom's been poor. My mom's from Paula was dating my dad and then they broke up. My mom swooped in. That's the first story told me he's changed it since.

I think you thought about it. He got. Did I change it? Yeah, at all. Man, we only have a minute left. Roqueo Welch is dead. We should have mentioned that hours ago. Nate Bargatsy Special, Hello World,

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