The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Never Speak

Episode Date: February 12, 2025

A rap-rock band from the 90's named Hed PE has Big Jay admiring the singer's old look and dismissing his current dad bod. Bobby loves Lenny Kravitz's ageless abs. The guys dive into talk of the Grammys and examining Bianca Censori's nude outfit. They discover that Kanye has a list of rules for his wife and the first one is never speak. Jaden Smith shows up to the awards show in a castle hat and sad face. Beyonce wins for the country category and Bobby has a big problem with it. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly turn it up let us get the song does slap I don't want to like that, but I like it. I really wanted to not like slap it's slap I just a term people say I know but we're in our 50s. I'm in my I shouldn't like that, but I really do I Couldn't use that if I use that people make fun of me slaps If I said that in front of dawn she'd give me it she'd roll her eyes. She's a dork doesn't understand you she's a dork It sounds like it's gonna be a Fred Durst type guy. Yeah. Listen to his voice when he comes.

Hey Bartender! Oh, right? Now bring up the video. No! Get the- no way! Take it to the sheets Take it to the- oh motherfucker Yo bitch chose me motherfucker Ah, they- they censored it But he does have a lot of shit in his mouth

Oh listen, the guy hangs dangerously with a dangerous amount of white people Yeah, he has a lot of- a lot of piercings all over his face of White guy's sad childhood Dangerous amount of white people yeah, he has a lot of a lot of piercings all over his face of but the guys like I black White guys said childhood listen. It's as cool black as the guy who went psychosomatic. I can say Doesn't make it cooler though that he's black it does make it cool. Why is Bobby Lee in this video? How's the young Bobby Lee he was open to the gifts. That's in Tijuana Alicia Dude this guy had to be

Scraping up pussy off the floor constantly. I mean The time this came out if you were a girl was into this guy. Yeah, he shredded skinny He's like a skinny shredded. Yeah, he's dressed like the crow. He's dressed like the fuck I've always wanted to dress like the crow boys a black guy do it listen Nobody cows it have to kill for me to dress like the crow Do you know who figured this out and kept it hip-hop? No method man method man was gonna figure out method man would put the contact like the Marilyn Manson Contact and have half of his hair corn road half of it

Afro down he did like odd strange things like this guy like you know the accoutrement the You know what do I call it Christine the accessories? He's got and that's a really fucking it becomes a cool look. It's a little different people will start following the trend Method Man became like the dude you know he'd wear a people will start following the trend. Method Man became like the dude, you know? He'd wear, you know, like one mark on his face or the way the hat was tilted and barely on his head or whatever. You know, Method Man was big on the durag, not tied. Just hanging over you like a hood almost. Method Man was great. And his raps were kind of way different. Silly shit in it, Fat Albert stuff.

He was really great. He was so good. Good references. But Head P.E. Do you have a video of them performing now? I wonder how this aged. I'd like to see Head P.E. He's fat.

He's fat and he's wearing corduroy. So funny. Suspenders. That's what happened with Color Me Bad, remember that fat guy to come out and then he beat his friend up on stage? What is it? Remember the, I wanna sex you up?

They did a performance like three to five years ago somewhere and the main guy who was like the guy you wanted to look like when you were young, in fact, the guy you did sorta look like when you were younger, Bobby, the main guy from Color Me Bad, he is now a big fat guy who just looks like he never left the neighborhood you met him in when he grew up.

And he gets mad at something. I don't know if they're going too fast and he's too fat. I was just head PE right now. But he came out on stage and just slammed one of the other guys in Colour Me Bad on the ground. Why? Like into the audience. I don't know, he's fat and angry, man.

That's gonna happen on Skanks. Oh, I'll tell you exactly why. Lewis gets fat. I'll tell you exactly why. There was fat. I'll tell you exactly why. There was 11 people in the audience, that's why. He's going through it emotionally. What's happening here? This is, ah.

Ah, shit. Oh, hang on. No, buddy. No, that's a double X tall. Do you have the Hey Bartender song by them? Where's that at? Go to that, I wanna see him do it. Cause that's, he was so cool.

It's definitely in there. I think he's still in shape. May close it. It's not that he's, maybe, Jacob, but I mean like, look at his head. Look at his fate, look at his head PE. It's like you've always said. Right there, right there.

He's got big hips now, dude. Let's see it. No, he lost it. Yeah, he's got dad Bob. He's got dad Bob He went from I mean I mean if he had that other of the original the young body eats He wouldn't be wearing a hair. Here's the problem. He gave up drugs He stopped doing drugs Great shape I'm not saying the guys not a shape for me and Jay, but what he was. Listen to him.

I don't think he has a belly though, I'm looking at it. I don't think he has a belly. He actually looks like sexier, he's like broader, he's not so skinny. You don't think he looks sexier like this. Buddy. Look at his face. Jay, she's with you.

That's her type. I'm not sexy to her either. You are sexy to her. Christine, tell him. Tell me what's soup in your mouth Say it like you mean it She does it's fine. Say it just say it. Why am I turned on and I'm not wet She said turn this up

His voice is changed He does look good for Because he's not just my dad what he did look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club was yeah, I don't understand what you're not understanding I'm saying now he's difficult like you're just like damn, dude It's not the same guy that we just saw that was insanely. Holy shit look like the crow now He looks like a scarecrow. Do you have them live in the 90s? How about that? That's a better race face the face is aged. Yeah, and he lost his hair

He's bald that always sucks when you get dread, his voice is- Dreadlocks fall out. He's wearing a hat. Yeah. Yeah, look at the back of his neck, he's got that, I'm old, and the back of your neck kind of folds out front. Chose me, motherfucker. Let's get them performing in the 90s. I bet you're gonna be like, wow, dude, that was probably a fun fucking show.

This looks like it should be in the afternoon at a festival where they're clearly performing. Still looks good though. That still looks good. If I saw them live, that would be great. I've got 2000. I'd be into it. I'd be into that. From 2000?

Perfect, that'll work. All right, let me make sure. Do you still have the dreads? Yeah. Okay. Here we go. Yeah, dude. Come on, Jake.

Come on, Jacob. You're saying crazy shit now. Look at this guy. No mama, don't trust me tonight. You be the center, baby. I'll be the quarterback. I kick the tail back. Look at that hair. Look at that cool outfit. This guy Look at that cool outfit Oh God Just like Yoko Ono dude, he looks awesome. There's too much no Christine's Christine's wrong and you're wrong. He's way awesomer here. Way awesomer here. No, he's way awesomer. You just really hate like aging hot people.

You can't stand it. Huh? You don't like when hot people get old. I hate it. What? Where? I don't think he's not... I don't think he's fine. I'm not like... He's fine.

Fine now, but it's not... It's not like that. That's exotically holy shit. This guy comes to the room and everybody wants to talk about it. But it's not it's not like that. That's exotically holy shit This guy comes to a room and everybody wants to talk about it like yeah, it's fucking wacky motherfucker. He looks cool as shit Yeah, I'll tell you who's pulled that off for a very long time and it still makes it work somehow Pocko degree. Oh, sorry Pocko Cravats David tell crevice Cravice. Yep, but if you get if you get close to him, it's good from far, far from good, Lenny Kravitz. The smoke and mirror is clear a bit when he gets up on you.

But on stage, Lenny Kravitz, you'd be like, I might as well be watching this guy in 1997, for sure. That guy's still chiseled though. Who? Lenny Kravitz. Yes. Chiseled now. There's something that happens to your body that you get a little wider and a little bloated.

And he also sounds exactly the same Lenny Kravitz. The guy from Head PE hasn't been keeping his voice tuned all these years because they're a band that plays clearly at 5 PM at a festival now. So it doesn't matter. He probably put effort in, he was just young. Damn, they were cool. Yeah.

But yeah, you just lose that shit. He's pretty hot. Quick, is that him? Is that Lenny? That's Lenny Kravitz? He's ripped, dude. By the way, I like that he works out in stage clothes. Yeah.

Yeah. That's fake weight. He's wearing leather pants to it, the gym. That's not real weight. There's no way, those are 45s. There's no way. Those might not be 45s, those are rubber plates. Those are fakes, those are fake. That's a fake plate.

They're rubber plates, dude. That might be a 10 pound weight. Whatever it is, that looks like a 45 pound weight, the size of it. By the way, the fact that he works out, this is the blackest thing about Lenny Kravitz, is that he does sports and activity in not the right clothing. It's like the guys, the black dudes used to

come play basketball and Timberlands and jeans when we were younger and just take their shirt off and be better than every goddamn person out there. Oh, it infuriates the shit out of me. It does make me think he's working out in cowboy boots and leather pants. God damn it. The mesh shirt I get though. Jesus. Wow. Is that him now? It's pretty, shirt I get though. Jesus. Wow.

Is that him now? It's pretty, it's. 2024. 2024. God damn it dude, he is fucking great still. Does he make the best, does he the exception? I don't know what you're talking about, nice from far from far, but we're far away.

I mean. No, no, absolutely. Bobby, I'm not saying this, when he gets close you're gonna be like, you can't do better than that at his age for sure. But you're still gonna see the skin here It's a little Rick flaring why where the tit meets and stuff. Yeah, by the way, you can't be better than this at this Hey, he looks amazing. No, he does you're wrong. I'm saying he just no matter what his skin is 60

It's like he doesn't drink water. Yeah, he looks unbelievable. I Don't even know what the fuck is. There is nothing I could possibly. I'm gonna suck his stomach. Yeah, he looks fucking unreal. God damn it, I've never been that. Look at that walk, I've always wanted to criss-cross my knees as I walk. I know, also, how cool is it that he grew the dreads back

and then so it's got that cool thing going again now. God damn it, look at him, he's just wearing a belt buckle and jeans. Yeah. It's my dream. Claire jeans. Fuck, I's my dream. Blair jeans. Fuck, I wear that. And I don't know if you remember that time

that he squatted down and his dick busted out of his pants and slapped the floor. I do remember that. I've never slapped the floor. His dick looked like the thing. Did you ever get those in the quarter machines when you were younger? It was like a jelly hand with a thing on it.

And you could put something on the floor, and you could slap it on the floor, and it would pick it up. His dick did that with his set list. His dick hit the floor and then when it came up his set list was attached to it. He's like, oh no, how do I know what to play next? Do do do do do do.

Do you like wearing those low rise jeans that women wear? These are women's jeans for sure. I assure you, I 100% promise you they're women's jeans. Any lower you'd see the top of his penis. Well you definitely would see his dick hair if he didn't shave it off like a bitch. No, Lenny Kravitz is a pretty big exception to the rule for sure.

God damn it, I bet his hair smells like shit though. Oh yeah, absolutely. No, I'm sure he gets all the detox treatments. No. You think so? No. 100%. I bet his balls smell like shit all the time. This guy's all natural. Yeah, his balls gonna smell from just. He works out in leather.

Yeah. His balls stink. Smell like snake shit. Absolutely. Yeah, we gotta take away something from him. Yeah. Lisa Bonet. I'll tell you what, you better hope to God that,

what's his name, hangs on like that, Aquaman. He didn't. He's not? What do you mean, Aquaman? Already? Jason Momoa? Oh, he's, he's. what do you mean Aqua already Jason my mama oh he's he's no no no way that was the craziest interaction I've ever had you James dude don't argue with me here bring up fat mama Christine doesn't he's not fat I

didn't say you did you does not look like it does not look like Aquaman now no he's got a little Hawaiian belly now. Maybe he's playing a new role. I don't know, dude. He still looks good. Is he ever gonna be Lobo? Oh, wait a minute. There's a calendar.

Yeah, not this year. It is 2025, actually. It's 2025 and he still looks great. I don't care what the calendar, if the pictures are old, what difference does it make? What are we looking for, that? Because that's a character in a movie. I know what I saw.

Even the latest Aquaman. You have to stop fucking yelling at us and still telling us what to look up. Jacob, did you see this? Because this is pretty long. No, first of all, even the latest Aquaman movie. What the fuck was that? I kinda like that he's yelling.

He's really passionate about this. I saw what the fuck I saw! Well, just tell us what it is! We wanna see it! You weren't there, guys! You think I'm taking notes on this? He's really passionate about I saw what the fuck I saw. Yeah, well just tell us what it is You weren't there guys He said I don't work out unless I'm being paid millions to do it. But on Aquaman 2, he was wearing a full shirt. He didn't show his shirt off. I do the same thing though.

I don't work out unless I'm getting paid fully to do it. That's why I've been like this. That's why Bobby's been jiggle-oing. I've been jiggle-oing. He's not ripped in Aquaman 2. Is that a new Aquaman 3? No, that's the first, that's the- That's Aquaman 2 actually.

No, up top in the middle is Aquaman 3? Yeah. Is that fake? No, no, no, they needed something for Timmy Chalamet to do it, it was five seconds of downtime. I've never liked a person less, for no fault of his own. Seems like a lovely kid. He really is in a lot of shit.

I can't anymore with this fucking rat fate, I get it. You're doing great. You know what I hate? I hate when they get me with the stupid fake trailer, like Heat 2. Yeah. Or Godfather 4. You know what I hate? I hate when they get me with the stupid fake trailer like Heat 2 or Godfather 4. Why do you believe these things? Because I want to.

I know. Bobby, Bobby. Apologies. I'm gonna stop going the direction I was going, acting like, now because I know a lot of times I think they're viruses when you click the thing on Facebook, now I know a lot of times I think they're viruses when you click the thing on Facebook now I know that but how many times I've looked up DJ Qualls is gonna play Freddy Krueger in a Rob Zombie remake of Nightmare on Elm Street and now I

just know I just Google Rob Zombie of Nightmare on Elm Street he goes the DJ Qualls poster is a fake thing Goonies to is always fake Goonies to is happening It's not it is no it's not and if your lawyer tells you he's lying in your face My lawyer is chunk your lawyers chunk. Yes, you would know if it was happening. You're right. It's not happening Hey, what's not happening my fucking contract with serious Jeff get on it You're out of your mind. Jason Momoa looks fucking fantastic. Is there a poster Bobby?

This is kind of where he's at now. So it's not ripped. It's not what you think. How old is he? Jacob, you think that's a bad looking guy now? No, I don't. I'm saying they're saying compared to He's saying compared to his best. So obviously he still looks great, but.

Well how old is he? How old is he? I think he's in his mid or late 40s. Oh that's it? Well then Lenny Kravitz is doing better technically. They had the Godfather 4 with Stallone. I was like yeah. Stop, stop doing it to yourself.

Yeah it's bad. But then they hit you with the ones that are happening that are real is the problem, because the Welcome to Derry, the It prequel, that is happening. I think there's a Crystal Lake, an actual series of Nightmare, or a Friday the 13th, I think, is happening.

Oh, like a series? I think. Well, that's cool. That's the problem. Some of these news things are real. I don't believe them now, all of a sudden. That's cool. Some of that's the problem some of these news things are real. They I don't believe that That's that's Jason. Jason was a kid drowned in the lake. Yes mother was killing everybody Just the first one Jason was real at the end comes out of the lake

Wines up killing people in the number two. My uncle Mark who just died by the way was a drug addict. I'm sorry He saw uncle Mark. Uncle Mark was a rest his soul. God rest his soul. Was he Catholic? No. Jewish. Mazel tov. Shabbat shalom. Shabbat shalom. He was a junkie for a lot of his life and when he was young and an alcoholic and stuff and he babysat me overnight one night at his house. And just before we went to bed, his house was just like that of a person who was on drugs. Before he had a kid himself,

even so the house was like nasty. Indoors smoking, walls, like brown drips, the kitchen almost unusable, was a nasty place. And I was staying at his house. And my mom might have been banging my Uncle Tommy. I don't know. You know how your mom is. She banged my father's stepbrother for a little while,

and I think this was that time. She liked to have fun back in the day. The lady party. Do not say, Terry, Terry got down, no doubt. Terry liked to party. Remember that picture of her side tit? Yeah. One of the mom pictures?

It's hot. One of her goddamn contests. My mom liked to get? Yeah. For the mom pictures? It's hot. Won her a goddamn contest. Yeah, my mom liked to get down too. She had my sister when she was 15. Yeah, dude, your mom partied hard. Slept in the bush. Yeah, me and your moms would be such great whores together. They would've fucking pulled so much cock in.

We should have a whose mom was a bigger whore contest. Yeah, I think your mom would win just because. Thank you. Why thank you? Well, you know what, I have to go back in because my mom had my sister 15, me 18, and then she wanted to write into another husband. Right.

But I don't know, she might have went rogue in between there. And there is a rumor that my mom was cheating on my dad while he was in Vietnam. With who, was it Billy Corgan's mom? Don't know, might have been. That'd be awesome. That'd be great if me and Billy Burrow were all related. But you're not related, it's all step

because it's your mom and Billy Corgan's mom are the same and the dads are the same over there. Yeah, just a bunch of slut moms. Just a bunch of fucking slut bag moms who couldn't fucking not open their legs for the first celeb who comes through town. Well, this is funny, we're talking about music stuff. I wanted to tell you, you didn't watch the Grammys.

It's my job on this show, since its inception, I'd say, is to watch all the things that you guys, as adults, I assume with interests. Families. Families, perhaps. Responsibility. Responsibilities. Yes. Or a strange sports schedule of sports that don't really air in America.

For Jacob. I've added in. He's like, I'm going to be up at four in the morning for high lie. Definitely added a new one. What's that? Crazy into it now. F1? No, Sumo.

Sumo? I watch Grand Sumo. Grand Sumo? Yeah. What's Grand Sumo? Is that better than regular Sumo? I'll tell you what it's not. Pussy. It's definitely not getting pussy.

Well, I follow Sumo Stable now. Do you have to buy a what? That's what they call a team. Oh, it's a stable. Yeah. Cause they're like cattle. Stable of? Of Fat Japs.

Sumo wrestlers. Yeah. And uh. Does they have a name? The Stable have a name like a basketball team? of uh... fat japs? of sumo wrestlers yeah does they have a name? the stable have a name? like a basketball team? please say it's the fat japs no no no it's not like that it's kinda like the uh the town or province

the chubby ding-dongs? they're great, i watch them train then i watch the grand sumo, then you watch them eat if you watch sumo food follows my stable. And you just watch them eat for an hour. Train and then eat for 45 minutes. Before the fight.

Well, Grand Sumo, there's six matches per year. Six tournaments throughout the year. So every other month, they're in a tournament and I just watched the January the January one that you say Jap He did no January I was gonna say January fat. Jap. So I followed nabatami. He's my favorite fetch out from the stable Oh, we're we talking about Jewish American princesses. I wasn't being racist

Sorry, I thought I was talking about Jewish American princesses? I wasn't being racist. Sorry, I thought we were talking about Jewish American princesses. It is my job on the show to watch the pop culture things you guys might not be bothered with. So I can one, keep my finger on the pulse, keep my reference game strong, know what's going on in the world, and also shit on things I do not enjoy, which is a lot.

I do like to be a crotchety old man when I watch these award shows. I watch the Grammys. Now, I will say this. I don't know if I'm coming full circle, if things are coming around, or if I'm getting a little more confidence in music swinging back a little more

to maybe some instruments again and bands. Some of the new people that came out. Did you watch it at all, though? Yeah, I flipped back and forth, I saw some of it. The new artists particularly, they had all of the new artists perform. I'm so old, I didn't know it was on. I didn't know it was on until the day before.

I watched back to back to back episodes of The Resident. Okay. And had a great night. That's fantastic, listen, I like to take in a live thing and see if anything wacky happens too, keep in mind. I wish I knew. You know, I got to see the Chris Rock slap happen like there, watched it, saw it happen, it was crazy. You know, so it's like I like to see if anything wacky is gonna happen. Not too much wacky, am I right, Christine, on the Grammys, but the new artists that performed,

I think, as they would keep performing, I would be like, this one should win, except for the very first I felt terrible for, which is maybe the band I would like the most in the category, and find out what they're called, Christine, the first band that performed in the new music, best new song or band category. It was like a very low, like guy and girl and just a drummer

and they just kinda like whisper into the microphone. It's like fuck rock. Indie rock sort of stuff, I forget what they're called. To back up just a little bit though, there was a little weird shit that happened. On the red carpet, what's his name? Oh, Kanye? Kanye showed up with his...

Naked wife. Pig. Excuse me, Jacob. Jesus Christ, Jacob. Slow down, dog. I mean, wow. Slow down. She may have legitimately a perfect body.

Her face looks like young Kyle McLaughlin to me. I got, her head could be cut off. That body is unreal. But he showed up to just do what he did. And then they kicked him out. He wasn't invited, yeah. That's a lie. I think he left.

Oh no, that, he wasn't kicked out. But I don't think he went to the event. He went to the red carpet and got right back in the car. Yeah. I heard they kicked him out. I heard they were like. Yeah, but that was fake. That's fake. So he just went down, get the publicity, and got right back in the car. Yeah. I heard they kicked him out. I heard they were like. Yeah, but that was fake. That's fake.

So he just went down, get the publicity, and get the fuck out. And then the after party, she was wearing a thong. She came out. Okay, so she shows up, this is him on the red carpet. He's like, now, stupid. And then she turns around and takes off. She has a beautiful fur coat.

Christine, you look great in that. The coat. You look great in that the coat You look great in that coat you don't like that coat no, I do like that coat What happened? I just cut before it. No, it's cut. Yeah, well, it's social media They're not gonna show on social media, but she yeah her body just completely see through out for a pussy and everything I think what do you think though? Like? Do you think this is a big like they're in on this together like he he's like you sure you want to do this you got to make sure that you want to do I don't want you to do anything that you don't want to do and she's like I got it relax listen I think she's like why not what's get the pabusa you

give it. Christine can you zoom in are we seeing pussy lip there? You're seeing nip. In this one this is so it's a... Christine, can you zoom in a lot more and let's see if there's... Enhance that quadrant, Christine. There's something over it. Well, that's what I'm saying. She might have a piece of tape or something over it, which will change things for me.

Still not as good as Lenny Kravitz's stomach, by the way. It also... I'm just FYI. You're not wrong. Not even close. You're not wrong. This chubby bitch has got nothing on her. Do not call her chubby.

Okay. And let me tell you something. If I'm seeing what I think I'm seeing, her pussy lip on the, our left, her right, is, takes up much more space than the left pussy lip does. Do you see where it's like, it's almost like her pussy lips are kissing her left thigh. I'm pretty sure that she has something over You're saying she has a lopsided vagina Well, then she has no pussy lips, I think she has something over her vagina Christine, can you push him please on that?

plus I Think there's something over it. I don't think there's Well, fine another one, let's see there something, let's look at the bottom of this. Is her pussy lips out? No, they might have fogged it out on this. It's very possible, but I think that's, I think what we're seeing is through the mesh of that. Her nipples, her silver dollar pancake nips are out.

Yeah. And they go perfectly with her breasts. Do you think those are fake breasts, correct? I don't know. I don't know, probably. I mean, there's probably some work done on them. I don't know if she has like fake tit shit in them. Her hands look like robot hands.

AI, she has AI hands. She does come off like a robot, you're right. I mean, she's no facial expression. What if she was a robot? What if she was a gift from Elon? That'd be great. And she's just programmed to do this weird shit with him. God, that would be hot.

And he's dumpy. He's, you know what I mean? He's a frump now, yeah. He's got dad-bob. You know what's funny though? Kanye was never like an in-shape guy ever. That was never his jam. You know what I mean?

He was never like known for that. You know all those guys like 50 Cent and everything. And even like the skinny ones like Ja Rule and shit, those guys would all take their shirt off. can you West was never a shirt off guy There you go. Oh, there it is. Nope. That's it. You're right. It's over. Her smile is to the left Thank you. You're welcome. Thank you guys. Thanks for agreeing with me to the left I appreciate or or just so you realize also now that I'm looking close again. I'm seeing a little arc Or just so you realize also, now that I'm looking close again, I'm seeing a little arc above her pussy

that might be the very beginning of flesh-colored tape that goes from a little above her pussy to her asshole, perhaps. So you mean it might be even, the line might be even, but it might be like when you're robbing a bank and you have a nylon over it, just mushed over to one side. Well, I don't know if she has a nylon over it. I'm seeing, if I think there's something covering it all, I believe it's something that's stuck to her body,

like tape that has gone across. And I see, Christine, you put the arrow on that little line that goes across? No, no, no, no, no. Up. The line that goes across, it's up and down. Yes, you were on it there. No, no, no. Down. There. No. Up.

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Is that the outline of some tape or something that goes... I always get nervous that you guys are going to fight like mom and dad. Up, down, no? Up? No, it's because this looks like a little separation here as well, but it does look like she has some, like she doesn't have underwear, but she probably does have some sort of tape. Is that where her tan line would be?

Like, because she probably wears string bikini. Oh, I think this girl tans naked, my guess would be with a little bit of tape over a pussy pussy taper. No pussy tape. That's the question. I guess we're asking. My question is just though. Yes. What is, is this something he came up with and like, I want to do this. Well they've been doing this their entire relationship. I mean she like sucked them off on a boat, there was pictures of that and stuff. Yeah but this is a full publicity stunt.

100%. Well there was something she did where she wore like a bandage and that was it. Yeah. That's cause he hit her in the face. That was legit bandage. I would be naked but she's hot, who cares? Let me see your face again, you think her face is nuts?

I just think it's whatever. Let me see. Her face doesn't really, it's like she's pretty for sure. Yeah, she's a regular. It's no, she's not regular for sure. She's pretty, but she's like, she has like a stern face. It's like she looks like a- She looks like she has hair,

it softens it up a little too. What's that song, Simply Irresistible? That head? That actually makes her look scuzzier in some weird way It's all right, I mean her body is Unfucked doesn't matter what you think about her head. She also was like she was an architect for his company really, she's not even like a Dizzy chick. He just makes her do this. So do you think that but then my problem is do you think you think she's in on it did think she has to be she probably wants to be

Famous you think she's like, you know what we should do. I'll get naked. I'll act like an idiot I'll get out of the thing you just tell me to turn around take it off You think they're laughing do that was crazy like they're Totally on it land off their land. I think he's like, I think he's more of a lunatic than that So I think he was like, okay he's more of a lunatic than that So I think he was like okay first part of the plan in place It's like I don't know if it's like how funny was that but I don't know if she's coming up with the ideas But I think she's doing it because she wants to be known why else would you do? Yeah once and also she's not even talking she's just like a dog. She's not allowed to talk what?

That's like part of the agreement the way you can't like speak publicly. Wow. How do we get that? Like a fire Christine no I'm in on the show we have a talk but I'm just out front we're hanging out talking look what I got I got half a sandwich. I got half a sandwich and shit. I know you asked. I'm getting I'm so sorry. I was sorry. I was getting like I'm sorry. See right now.

Shut up. Shut the fuck up. Not shutting the fuck up. Kanye is on to something. Christine, will you sign this piece of paper for me? There's not a lot of pictures of the uncensored outfit. I think we had a video of it at some point. Is there her talking?

She's not allowed to talk, Bobby. No, before she met her god. I'd like to hear how she... I would love to hear her voice. Hello, it's me. She's Australian. Bianca, since when? She's Australian? She's me. Bianca, since when? She's Australian?

Yeah, since she was born. I thought she was Italian. Hey. She's shamed, like, I think Italy's rejected her. Why? Because she's... Because she shames her back? Because she blew him in broad daylight on a boat with a hundred other boats taking pictures.

Yeah, she sucked his dick in a gondola. I thought it was because she refuses to let her mustache and back hair grow. I thought that's why they hate her. You know you're breaking her nature. The pubic hair and eyebrow hair must not connect. All of your body hair go where the God wanted it to go. Your asshole hair must go to your pubic hair up to your nipple hair. What do you do? You disrespect your family.

You shave it like you don't respect the God. Anything of her talking? Do you have the Grammys up? I should, but let me get into Paramount+. It was an issue. She's trying. She's doing her best. You're talking to yourself right now because you want to put her face on the glass so bad. For days now, I'll add.

This is the third day in a row. Second day, third night that you've won Christine, you'd like to see her get mushed. But not by me. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, by you. No, right, exactly, same thing. I have never even thought about raising a hand to Christine,

but I've often wished that when she left the house that a woman would come and put, I mean, a real hospital beating on her. Not like a night overnight in the hospital, but like you should go get checked. Get checked out. Okay, I have it. Let me get to the, you wanna go to the new people, right?

A hospital beating is the best. Yes, the new performers. So, well first I wanna show this band, this is back to the Grammys, I'm sorry. This uh... It doesn't even make sense, this stupid stuff. They're just blank staring into the abyss. Bobby, if you would have told me that that,

she was a robot at a tech convention, if they weren't at the Grammys I would have said, sure, I believe you. She's that robotic looking. Her nipples are covered with something too. She's not fully naked. No, her nipples aren't covered That's just the mesh of that outfit is like I think no I think that left nipple this something covering it because it goes on her stomach and you can see your belly button

Go up to her breast and look at a show go up to her shoulder. No, I mean See the full dress so there is she's wearing a mesh dress over the whole thing Yeah, so you think her nipples? Do you think she, are you just not, did you think she was naked naked? No. Okay, I was gonna say, yeah, she's in that dress. I just think she put something,

like another thing over her nipples. She might have put some makeup to like soften them so it blends more with the color. I don't know how dark her nipples are normally. I would assume they are. Those are very pale nipples, I'll say. Those are pale nipples. But I see the outlines of them, so I mean, that's all of it.

I mean, you've seen this girl naked. Any girl in the world that you wanted to see naked, if they showed her like this, you'd be like, I've seen her naked, that's it. I've seen her naked, for sure. Yeah. Mission accomplished. Wow.

Oh, there's her pussy lips. Yeah, no, you know what, dude? I think I see pussy lips there, for sure. Yeah, you definitely do. Yeah, she's naked naked. It's so weird they get to do this. Why? I don't know, because you'd probably get arrested

if you did this. Oh yeah, yeah, no doubt. Rose McGowan, the Rose McGowan had her whole ass out and stuff, that was great. And that was exactly what I thought of when this dress came out. It was pretty great. Which does raise the question.

Which does raise the question, Which does raise the question, all that terrible stuff happened to her. How was she dressed? Was she wearing a dress where her ass is hanging out? Can you imagine if someone was like, the cop, Bianca Sensori who came into the police station that night, she was like, how was sexually harassed? He was like, clearly.

Oh, you mean tonight? She wore underwear. Yeah, she did wear underwear. But you could see her ass though. You could see did wear underwear. But you could see her ass though. You could see her nipples. And you could see her nipples completely. And then eventually you get to see her bald head while she cries alone in a bathtub.

It was a real trajectory with Rose McGowan, huh? I tell you what, that suit that Marilyn's wearing is sick. Well, the guy knows how to fucking put it on. It's a sharp dresser. I mean, that fucking suit is nuts, man. What is that, that jaguar? Is it like a snakeskin jaguar, tricolor fucking rainbow? It's just rainbow leopard print.

Wow. That's when he was doing the glam phase. I was so into Rose McGowan. Yeah. And then. And then you went too far with it and you broke her. You broke her. And then you found her that one time

in old fucking old school, took what you wanted. Did you watch her TV show? Charmed charmed. I'm sure yeah, of course you did charmed. I'm sure there's her butt But I thought in my mind nobody knew her not a phenomenal ass It's listen listen her body is Lovely, it would be happy to fuck any girl build exactly like like that. I'm just saying, she doesn't have an amazing ass. It's not an amazing ass. Sorry.

I know, you know what? I'm sorry. I agree, no don't be sorry. I think you're being honest and I think you're right. I think when you see it in that light, you're like, oh wow, look at that ass. But now that you're seeing it compared to that other ass, that's just like a regular ass.

She's got a good ass. Nice cuckoo. She got a decent ass for sure. And she has a great body all around that just wasn't a phenomenal ass black Lou black me up Yes, thank you It says that she has a list of rules to live by Bianca Sansuri was instructed to never speak and has even given her a list of rules to live by that dictates what she has to wear and Food she's allowed to eat. It also says, insider says, so who knows? Well, she, one of the things I read that I think was based on this, she was like, she

thinks everybody's jealous because Kanye's convinced her of their royalty, so she's just like anybody that's coming to her being like, hey, this behavior is ridiculous, she's like, you're jealous of me. Yeah, probably. We gotta start making rules up. She tells her friends to fuck off when they criticize her relationship. Yeah, no, Christine does not adhere to my rules at all. What would you be your first rule that you gave Christine?

Huh? If you could give her five rules, what would be the first one? Shut the fuck up. Second? Do what I say. Third? Enough of your shit. Four?

Fuck right off. And five. Go to bed. Can we write those down and have her sign that Bed Can you go to the performers I want to get know we have Steven singers coming in the next hour. I don't want to Yeah, I don't want to lay it down. He's an older gentleman. I don't wanna, I don't wanna lay it down. He's an older gentleman.

I don't wanna lay down all these. You love this. I mean, there is more controversy too though. I don't wanna bury the lead, but Beyonce, I mean that is just a fucking, that's just nuts. That she won Country Album of the Year? It's. It's a country album. It's not. Oh, I thought it was.

It is, but it's not. Right. Well, no, Jay-Z yelled at them last year, and so now they gave her awards. She won. And why is Jay-Z, why is Jay-Z starting to look like an avatar? You know, Jay-Z looks like, yeah, he's,

I don't know what, his look is awful. What the fuck is he doing? He was always ugly, but I don't know why he thought thick, fat, five dreadlocks was the way to play it He looks like Lenny Kravitz should should look now. He does actually Maybe that's happening. Maybe they did some kind of a curse. They both touched an ancient relic at the same time Oh, hey, JZ goes, oh hey Lenny goes let me grab this for He literally He goes, oh hey, Jay-Z. He goes, oh hey, Lenny. He goes, oh, let me grab this for you. Bzzz, switch. No pitches.

He literally, Jay-Z's hair looks like the green lady who dances around in front of Jabba the Hutt at the Cantina. Ha ha ha. It looks like his hair is made out of his head. Like it's just coming off of his head. It looks like Jar Jar Binks. It looks like Jar Jar Binks, dude.

He is not. He looks like shit. And the thing is, he always looks stupid, but he was able to make himself look cool within a certain look. This dreadlocks thing ain't it. It ain't it. And she, I mean the fact that she won, I mean... Maybe it would be it if he had the small dreads. Country, country album. You didn't make a country album. Let me tell you something. The amount of almost deported immigrants that had to get together to wrap the middle of her body up

to get into that dress, I'm not lying to you because I'll tell you where it's all coming out. Right underneath her arms. Underneath her arms is everything that's supposed to be in her midsection is gathered. How do you even accept this award? It's nuts. How did she accept it?

The comedy awards didn't even acknowledge her album. Let me tell you what's happened. What a lot of people figured out. If you could just sing country music sort of and say it in tune with the music, you'll be fine. Who are the other people? You're gonna make it. She didn't go, you know what,

I'm gonna make an Italian opera album. She goes, know what, I'm gonna make an Italian opera album. She goes, you know, I'm gonna make the easiest kind of music real quick. But a lot of them were cover songs too, right? There was a couple. Eww, no, was it? Yeah, I think she did like a Dolly Parton cover, right? She had Jolene, she changed the words a bit. Yeah, she changed it to a...

Oh, Shaquanda, Shaquanda, Shaquanda, Shaquanda, I'm begging for you, please don't take my You know that I have been his bitch With your something something and Chinese imported hair and I can't meet me to you Chiquan With your natural big fat ass working at a bank teller I mean dude, what the fuck who are the other people up for? up for best country album Also, I'm pretty sure they were country another black guy

Was it was he a country? Was he up for the album? No, he was up for songs actually. There's a black guy, Shaboosie now is also a country black guy who I don't believe either. I don't believe him. I don't know. I'm not buying Beyonce's thing. I don't believe either of them. It doesn't make sense. Also though, who was nominated and I was pleased to find out that she was a real musician, is the girl with the cute face, fat ass, sounds like every country western girl you've ever heard in your life.

Lainey. Lainey Wilson, that's Yellowstone, that's who the guy left with, I didn't realize, she was a real country artist. Lainey who? Remember the girl who was the musician at the end of Yellowstone, the guy left with her, and she's like, I'm gonna join you. She's real, yeah, and she was nominated for I'm going to join you. She's real.

Yeah, and she was nominated for a bunch of shit. Yeah, she is country. But she's country in the way I don't like. I love country. It's that twangy country I don't like at all. Let me hear some of it. Go ahead, play it. Let me.

["Cowboy"] Boy, after a long. I love it. Yeah, I know. I'm into this. Huh? Yeah, I'm into this. Are you really?

I like it, yeah. I like it. I'm a cowgirl. Oh, I want to sit. I'm into this. Are you really? Yeah, I like it. I'm a cowgirl. I'm a cowboy. I wanna get one of these trucks and recreate this with Don this summer. Have fun.

Thanks. Hey Don, do me a favor, hang out the window and sing. What the fuck are you talking about? No, no, no. I'm gonna, Don's gonna drive. Oh, you're Lainey Wilson. Yeah, I'm Lainey Wilson.

I got you. I didn't know who was who in this story. I do apologize for that, it's my fault. Lainey Wilson. She looks good. She lost a little weight. Well, I'll tell you what I'll tell you what else She lost her award to a black woman named Beyonce Who decided last year she's gonna wear cowboy hats and fat little pants Un-fucking-believable you just get to assimilate and become you know, I mean whatever you want and I get it But maybe put out a couple.

I know. Maybe be in the business for a minute. I'd be the first person. I think if, with our help, we can get Marcus King to win a best rap album next year. Well, you can definitely get Jelly Roll to do it. Go back to his roots. Go Jelly Roll, do a rap album.

What is this, Cowboy Carter? So she, oh, Post Malone also made his way into the country album too. He's also one who's been up for best rap, best country and best rock albums, I believe. I guess it's a different country. I mean, you have country, which is the country music awards.

That's country. And then you have this, which is who gives a fuck. I want, I need my music segregated completely. It's the only place I root for segregation in my music. I want my black singing black music. I want my whites singing country. But it's like in country you only have one, I mean this is it, that one thing. There's a lot, there's R&B,

there's all kinds of other shit you could get. And then you got this one shot to get in a Grammy and you're not gonna get one from a chick who started doing it last Tuesday. Good God. She also won. Over Chris Stapleton? Best American performance.

She won over Chris Stapleton, yeah. By the way, do you guys know the Fabulous Thunderbirds are still making music? The fuck? With Bonnie Rae and Nick Cleveland. I know, but I'm more blown away by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. I only know them because of the American Dad episode. Oh yeah. When it away by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. I only know them because of the American Dad episode.

Oh yeah. When it classes into the Fabulous Thunderbirds. Are you tough enough? That's one of the Fabulous Thunderbirds two mega hits. What is, what is, where is the best, best American roots song? Bobby I'll tell you this. Pack it up. I'll take it.

That's one of the Fabulous Linda Bird's other two amazing hits. Why is Patrick from the stand at the Grammys? Well that's Teddy Swims and I'll tell you what, another guy, I'm gonna say out of the gates right now, unless he plays guitar or plays piano, which he might. He's gotta be a writer. Everybody in this room can sing as good as Teddy Swims. He's gotta be a writer.

He's not, he's a singer. He's one of the new artists. He was up for best new artist. Now he's the one that I didn't give a shit about. He's dressed like a Dutch Christmas tree. He really does look like. He does look like a professional yodeler. He does, man.

Is this Yodel Nationals? Why are you dressed like that? You should have a big wooden horn. So people love Teddy Swims. Shannon, your old girlfriend from Gas Digital, Jacob, in love with Teddy Swims. Really? He got famous, they said, from doing covers on social media.

Why not? Isn't that great? Doesn't that make people feel good? Did you see that Will Smith's kid showed up with a house on his head? A castle on his head. I mean, what the fuck? Can we just eliminate these people?

I'll tell you what. Here's what I'm amazed by. He had a castle on his head. The perfect opening where his head. I mean what the fuck? Can we just eliminate these people? I didn't see that. Here's what I'm amazed by. He had a castle on his head. The opening where his head came through was like the door of the castle, which was a perfect space to stick your fucking foot right through. I mean it was the outline of the top of a shoe

to just drill him in his fucking face. Will Smith did bad. You, yeah. Bad. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett did bad. Tell you right now, if Max wore a Yankee cap, I'd punch him in the face. You guys did bad.

Is that Willow Smith too? So she's naked at the awards show, and the son is dressed like a fucking jerk off from another planet. He wore a fucking castle hat on his head. And he's got sad fucking face. Of course he does. He's holding a castle up with his head. I swear to God, if I could do anything in the world, it would be to do a running start.

I would go, baby, $20, I won't take a running start and try to jump kick this guy right through that fucking hole in his face. What if he did that and all kinds of candy came out of his castle? That would be so nice, dude. That's what I want, human pina. No, I want no one punch me in the face face You're the one who opened up the candy of love God this kids had fucking karate lessons in his own house since he was a fucking Infant, but this is the one that was in karate kid, right? Okay, fuck this kid no this kid's a jerk off

This is this is when you give a kid too much and you don't say no. He's expressing himself This is when you give a kid too much and you don't say no, he's expressing himself. You need to say no and let your kid feel bad and go through that feeling and get to the other side of it and realize, hey, don't be a douchebag. Hey, mom, I'm gonna wear a castle. No, you're not. These kids didn't work at fucking Burger King ever.

Willow Smith was like, when she was a kid, they made her make music right away. They shoved him in movies right away. Jaden Smith shoved in the movies. Which I liked him in the movies, by the way. Which ones? Be honest. The space one where him and his dad were out. Terrible. No, you didn't.

After Earth, it was awful. It was not awful. Terrible movie. Terribly written, terribly performed. Not great, not awful. Karate Kid, I thought Karate Kid, the second one was good. Stop. Not great. Knock it the fuck Kid, the second one was good. Stop. Not great. Knock it the fuck off, dude, that's crazy. I swear to God, it wasn't as bad as when he did

the jacket on and the jacket off. It was 100% horrible. Front to back, a terrible thing, a remake that never needed to happen. Well, I didn't say it was the best, but I didn't say it was that bad, and I didn't mind. You love his work.

The space one. You love the work of J.D. Smith. I'm just saying it wasn't as bad as it could have been. And the space one was pretty good. You like his music, too, I bet. I don't know what his music is. Icon, icon, icon, icon, icon, icon. Just say it, you should can.

Just tell me what it is. Icon, icon, icon, icon. Tell me what it is. That's what he says, the song. Oh, that's the song. I thought you wouldn't tell me what it is. I can't I can't I can't I can't tell me what it is. That's what he says The song that's a song. I thought you wouldn't tell me I can't I can't He is What what is that? First of all looks like he was made wrong. Yeah He's not eating. I don't know what it is

He's got a head that I can only describe is put a castle on a bull But he's got a head that I can only describe as put a castle on a bull. But you know, he has probably a half a million dollars worth of gold around his neck. Oh, yeah. Well, that's that's rose gold. That's that's probably solid gold around his neck. He has to live his whole life knowing he'll never be as good as his father. He'll never be as loved. He'll never be as good. Thank God Max doesn't have that. Max is already better than me now.

This is why you need to tell people they're not good. He's doing this outback of his parents' house in Calabasas. Literally, that's where we film Cabin. You're not an icon. Oh God. I hate Hollywood so much. I'm so glad. You think he's gonna beat somebody up? This is why God lit that fucking town on fire.

Yeah. Cause of shit like this. Yeah, it wasn't the gays, it was the children of the gays. No, it was the children of the gays. Terrible. He wasn't coming to smite the gays, everybody. It was the children of the closeted gays. Fucking kids.

Will Smith doesn't know how to raise a boy. How the fuck, as Will Smith is like one of our top movie alpha male guys, and you don't know how to say no to this fucking maniac. I think he checked out years ago. Yeah. I think he's uninvolved. He what? He supports him?

He supports him in a way. He had like a million followers or something and Will Smith put out a video like congratulating him. Like he doesn't give a fuck. Well if your kid was going, he was like, yo, what are you wearing to the Grammys? And he showed up with a castle hat. Would you, I'd be like.

Like Isabella? If Isabella wore a castle hat, I'd be like, all right. She wore a castle hat? No, listen, she would understand my feelings about this castle hat, for sure. And then if she wore the castle hat, what my daughter knows me well and is prepared for is that every picture that she's around me

in that castle hat, I'm gonna be making a face like, what are you doing? It's gonna be disapproval in my face the whole time. I don't want her to spread her wings and let her shine. No, I literally, I would be like, I'd make fun of her for it. And then I also, with stuff like this, I'd go, I don't get it, clearly I don't get it, I guess I'm old, so I don't get it. And then I would be like, I'll never get it though it And then I also was stuff like this I'd go I don't get it clearly. I don't get it I guess I'm old so I don't get it, and then I would be like I'll never get it though

I'm not gonna go it's pretty awesome you put that castle on your head Here's the thing is that it is like homeless people Rampant in LA and this guy's wearing a house on his head for shits and giggles Yeah, the very thing he needs the very thing that these people need and these people just lost this piece of shit It's just wearing as a hat. I got so many houses, I got them on my head. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. You got nothing.

I got one right on my face. Can you, uh. I hate this game. Christine, can you play. I love that you said there was no drama. That wasn't drama. He just dressed like that. There's a guy with a hat,

there's a naked chick with a slave. I mean, this is crazy shit going on in this fucking Grammys. It's cute to the new artists band. Good, yes, so I want you to play, this is the band I felt bad for, because this was the first new artist they played. This was before the band announced 2-1. They let them all perform a little bit.

Can I ask you a question? Sure. Are you a bangs out because you're trying to look cute? Do I have bangs out? Yeah, you do. And I'm just wondering if it's intentional. Are you playing with me right now? No. Or is this just an accident, I look cute thing? Yeah, you do. And I'm just wondering if it's intentional. Are you playing with me right now? Or is this just an accidental cute thing?

It's accidental cute. I do because fucking is driving me nuts. You're adorable right now. Holy shit. No, no, no, no. Don't you do it. Don't you dare do it. Wow, you look cute.

You're a real cutie patootie. Thank you, Jacob. This band I felt terrible for, because the energy of this band is low. It's cool. I said this might be the music that I would like look into the most of this. Good fuck rock. But this is not...

Look at the performance. No one cares. They just come back from commercial break and they're playing by the way. No introduction. No introduction. They say afterwards like that so and so one of the new...oh there you go. Kron...Kron...Kron...Sky right? Kron...Kron...Kron... Did you say Krograbing? Krab...Megra? No. That's crazy. We were just laughing at the energy of this. I thought it was a joke. It reminded me when Peter and Lois both smoked pot and then they thought they played like this,

but they were just screaming in their own microphone. Like you get in a lounge in the background. This looks like something Nick Mullen would do if it was a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I... Listen, time and a place, this music will hit me, I'm certain of it. A small club? Yeah. Yes.

Yes. I said, these guys were playing in the back of like a lounge, I'm like, this band's pretty cool. I like this. Now, who was the next new artist? Was the next new artist they showed the kid? I don't know this guy's name, fucking Bung-Ho Boonie. He's...

Oh yeah, it is. Here, he... I mean, maybe he's my... He might be my boy crush Can I ask a question real quick how was this unfunny fool this monologue was so bored Oh, he was unfunny. I mean, I don't think I've ever heard him say something funny in my life No, that's not his job. Is it? Yeah, he's a stand-up comedian. Oh Jesus Africa He hosted a show called The Daily Show, which is a comedy news show. Oh.

And he tours the country doing stand-up. Oh, well, people's behavior with Jon Stewart, I thought it was the only news source. Okay. Um, I... Is J.Lo still in the music industry? She may have produced this guy or something, or is she part of American Idol or something? Because she, by the way, she looks great. She does not.

Benson Boone. You know who fell off? Cameron Diaz. Oh yeah. Did you see her new movie with Jamie Foxx? Buddy, blondes, they just age like fucking loose fruit. Buddy, her new movie with Jamie Foxx on Netflix, which I did watch.

No one gives a fuck anymore. She looks, wow. Like you can't stop looking at her. I feel bad because she was smoking. So, what's his name? Benson Boone. Benson Boone. Look at Todd Glass and Jim Gaffigan over there.

Well, Nikki Glazer's over there too and Nikki Glazer and Heidi Klum get involved in this. I'm going to say Nikki Glazer's looking alright. She looks good here, yeah, for sure. She did well with whatever work she had done. That lady right behind JLo is a hunk of garbage Oh, yeah, she's just fucking fucking boardroom trash looks like my aunt Peggy. So this guy Benson Boone. He won American Idol back I love you. Yeah, and what else? He's not kind of not coming up these gay 22 years old

But he's gay right into well easy He's he has to he might not know He's gay yet. This may be the most talented person. I've ever seen in my entire life on so many levels what this guy does I He didn't win because they just gave it to the girl. Give it to me on say no They gave it to the girl opens for Taylor Swift That's it. These gave it a carpenter. Yeah, Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah, they just gave it to her blindly, but this good But can you imagine if you're fuck? We gotta hurry up break. Let's take a break now Yeah, Sabrina Carpenter. Yeah, they just gave it to her blindly. Love her. But this guy... Oh, I thought they gave it.

But can you imagine if you're... Fuck! We gotta hurry up. We gotta take a break. No, there's no way we're gonna take a break first. Let's take a break. Let's take a break. We're gonna pay the bills, Jay!

We gotta pay the bills. No, we can't. We'll do it with our pal. We have a guest coming in. Our pal, Steven Singer. He's here Valentine's Day is coming up. I do want to ask Steven if he's hoping the Eagles lose so he doesn't have to protect his shop like a Korean.

Whoa. Like a Fat Jap? We'll be right back. Jacob, you can't say whatever you want just because you love Fat Jap. It's the bonfire.