The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - New Year's In The Jungle

Episode Date: January 27, 2026

Before Bobby became a hero in Costa Rico, he faced his fears in many ways and caught it all on tape. He went ziplining in the jungle while being afraid of heights. He screamed like a child when he tried to capture a spider. Bob went marlin fishing and even caught one! Mike Calta and Ralph Sutton make cameo appearances in the dangerous adventures of Robert Kelly. Enjoy this new episode- never before aired as a podcast! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. It's a new year, everyone. January, 5th? Yeah. Fifth. And we're back on the air. Yeah, it was a long time. It was a long break.

Long break. But perfect amount of time. Because I'm right, like, Saturday, I was like, I got to get the fuck out of here. I want to go. I got to get back. stuff do stuff yeah i like when you i feel like when you i feel like seven eight days i'm good ninth day i'm like i got to get back to my life seven days no good but i didn't have a stretch like that because in those the days we were off i had all my podcast still and like went to my

moms for christmas eve and shit like that oh dude i was out i was done i didn't i didn't do shit oh yeah I did. I did nothing except adventures, family, and fun. Yeah, yeah. You went to Costa Rica. Costa Rica, baby. How's Max or Maxine, should I say now? No, it did not transition. Why? Too expensive? You cheap pick? You cheap prick? He actually got more, uh, dude, man, he's into chicks big time.

He's a 12-year-old, or 13-year-old boy almost. Yeah, but it's, it's like, it's getting the point like, walking down the beach, and I'm like, what are you looking at? He just looks at me because you know what I'm looking at. I was like, oh, I can't wait to you fucking legal. Why? Are you going to fuck him? No, bring him back to the house. Oh.

Why would I fuck my kid? I don't know. You can't wait until he's legal. You sit there that girl's you want to fuck. When he's 18, he's going to be bringing some legal chicks back to the house. Oh, yeah. Maybe me and him vacation like Ralph Sutton in Costa Rica. Dude, I hope they're fat chicks.

Dude, I was the last. I hope he brings home obese chicks that are comfortable with her bodies. I hope so, too. I love a big fat chick. I hope he brings them big fat chicks. who wear like very skimpy clothing. I was in Costa Rica last night, ordering some pizza, exhausted,

and I look and I see these two smoking chicks walk by. And then I see this tall, oofy dude with I think clam diggers on. Just didn't go all the way down to his ankles. Sure. And I go, is that who I think it is? Ralph Sutton. Ralph fucking Sutton in Costa Rica walking with two...

Lewis's partner in Gas Digital, my former co-host in SDR show. Two bim bets. And I couldn't be happier for him. Do you want that? I don't want it. I'm happy with what I got. But not even that.

No, no, no. I do like the fact that this guy is down there swinging his dick at his age. No, but the situations are always weird. Listen, dude. No, no, but I'm saying, would you be with those? Would you at your age, forget the family's not an issue? Family's gone. Family's gone.

They're dead. They met an untimely demise. It was gory. How about this? Let's not relive it. She met somebody else. No. No, she's dead.

Okay, she's dead. She fell in like a wood chipper, and then Max and his grief dove right in behind her. Max tried to save her. Okay, good. Max tried to. No, it was more like he cried and then just fell in himself. What about this? Like, remember how the Indian killed himself to last Mohicans?

Yeah. He was just like, I have nothing. Like, I'm broken, so I'm useless like a horse. Sure. And he just lets himself fall off the thing. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

I'll do that. And then Max goes with her. Tries to save her? Yeah. Max just tries to save her. No. He just dives in in pure grief. He drives...

Yeah, but I'd rather have him be... No, he's not... There's an only room for one hero in the family, buddy. Oh, that's true. But it might be in his blood. I think it might be in his blood. Yeah? Heroics?

I think so. Are they really? No, Ralph's thing, again, I... My difficulty is separating the thing. So if I was a single swinging guy myself I would bring somebody to those kind of things I don't know who these people were maybe they are this Well you went down there with his brother because they're twins

Yeah yeah so he was down there Chimbing their birthday birthday yeah one's born on this day The other one's born on that day Different decades yeah like 1259 The other one's born at fucking 103 or 201 or some shit right So it's a we mean 1159 There is right there Look at his long arms just dangling

and these two hot chicks. No, right, but I'm saying they're like, what are we doing? They're like, I don't know those two, but the ones he brings are like borderline, like, it's like a, it's like Brazilian prostitutes from America where he just bringing them to like, they're going to hang, but like when he goes to bed inevitably at like nine, ten o'clock, it's like they can go out, but like they just got to be back before morning respectfully. Right. And that to me is like the fact that the, the fact that a,

chicks are coming to these things, like, to come, to pick. I'll go for the experience. Yeah, I guess I'll fuck these guys. I don't know, but I don't know who these girls are, so I don't want to put that on them. I just think historically, because I've gone on the cruise ships with Ralph and stuff, and he always fucks it up. Oh, he fucks up the girls.

No, he just fucks it with whoever he brings, and then it's like a weird, like... I don't think he brought these girls. I think he met these girls. Down there in Costa Rica? I think he met these chicks down in Costa Rica. Because you get to see... How much money they're making over there at Gas Digital? I ain't seen it.

I'm, you know, well, fucking loose is going on a fucking, another trip, bringing everybody down. Oh, good, good. Yeah, I think he met them down there. I think him and his brother went on vacation together and met these chicks. And they were just walking around the open-air food truck market, looking, you know, in Tamarindo, looking for something to do at around 9 o'clock. Has everybody told you? I think so. I didn't really listen to him.

Because that is a real specific story you told. I sent him a photo, the video of me, and then I wrote something I can't say. on Sirius XM, but I say a lot. Okay. I call them a word, three-liter word, where I was a tag. And I sent them the video, because he walked right by me, didn't notice me.

Yeah. But I was like, is that? But also, why would you, you know, it's like that thing's like out of sight. I'm not going to bump into somebody on Costa Rica. I just didn't have the energy. How many people are getting a sex change operation

for their son? I was not getting a sex change. Well, now you didn't because you ran out of money. I didn't run out of money. I had plenty of money to get it. It's only three grand down there. You can get hair plugs and a sex change operation. Oh man, that's great.

That's a bargain. Yeah, but he just walked right by me. And I just didn't have the, I didn't have the energy to go, hey, dude, hey, what are you? I'm here. How long? Oh, yeah, sure. I'm here. I got it.

I sent him the video. He called me, and then we had a little chat on the phone and we, you know, talked. And he was like, oh, I'm down for my birthday. Me and my brother came down. And he didn't mention, oh, we brought these girls. He was like, me and my brother came down to just to hang out for a few days. and we'll go on somewhere else tomorrow. So I assume that he met those girls, not bring them down there.

Because he didn't say that he was with them. He said it was just him and his brother. Sure. Which I think is, you know, it's kind of cool. Maybe. Dude, I would love to. Man, it's sad to think that I can never go anywhere tropical ever again and get fresh snatchosaurus.

Did you do that a lot? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. It was my tone off?

Yeah. I, uh, I, uh, you were technically, yeah. I wasn't doubting you. I'm saying I've just never, I've never, emphasizing it. I've never gone. I went to. We're going to get a mojo back. I mean, my tone's off.

You're getting fucking sensitive. You know me? I went to, what was it, Trinidad and got robbed by a prostitute. So there was no magic there. I went to Brazil twice. Yeah. As a hot young man. Yeah, but again, that wasn't like you weren't.

Yeah, you're buying pussy there. For nothing. Yeah, but it's a lot. I mean, it's really not. I mean, I'm just buying to some rice and chicken. I was picking out chicks on the beach. Yeah, I got some rice and beans, and I got a little hand job for 20 bucks.

What are you going to do? Yeah. That's different, though. The transactional nature of it, I have a hard time. Well, even when I was on the road, I would pick, you know, go down to Florida and meet some chicks. I remember I met this, dude, when I was younger, I was at the Miami Improv in Coconut Grove,

and I met this triathlete woman. And I went back to her hotel. And, God, she had to be like 35. I was like 24, 5. whatever the fuck I was. Where is this? This is in Florida. Okay.

I went back to her room. Is that your tropical? I used to meet chicks all the time, man, back in the day. Sure. Yeah. I never went to a Ruba and got to have a, like, meet a girl. That'd be great. I'll never be able to do that again.

I'll never be able to go, like a Ralph, and go to a tropical place or go somewhere out of the country. I just never thought. If I was going to a tropical place, even with friends, like, the idea of getting chicks seem, am I saying it couldn't happen? I would just never assume. I'm like, I don't know, we're going to go out there and talk to some ch-I'm just, it's never my game. I like that.

I've never been like, oh, I'm going to hang out in a bikini and just wait for the dates to come in. It's like, we're not really like hot beach people. No, but the thing is like, I mean, we're not now. I mean, there was a time we were okay. You? No, not me. You've never been a hot beach person? No, not in California.

I mean, maybe in Jersey. Not in California. Because you were all, you were a black dress to the beach. No, I wear a bikini. It's just fine. Keeney. No, it's not the thing, but a girl does. have the benefit of like if a girl goes on tropical vacation with a couple of her friends.

Yeah. And she decides before she leaves, I do want to fuck somebody who wants to fuck me. You will find somebody who wants to fuck you. A girl has the option. Yes. Yes. Always. If a guy goes to a vacation, you have to hope that a girl likes you back.

And it's also likes you and was like, and I'm willing to fuck and I want to, you know. But don't forget about the locals. You know, you can meet, there was so many hot Spanish girls down there. It's amazing that you have all of your fingers and toes with the positions you'd be willing to go into for local pussy. Yeah, you know, you have to go deep into the jungle huts to really find the local chicks. No, you go to, you can go out a little bit. A girl with a plate and her lip.

I'm not fucking, it's not Nigeria. I'm not fucking the Tootsie tribe. Dude, the Spanish girls in Costa Rica were nuts. Okay. I mean, and I have like an affinity. They used to have nuts. No, they don't have any transgender and cross. Costa Rica?

None. They have like 5%. Is it like the transgender capital world? No, is it? No, but it's pretty... Wait a minute, bring that up. It's not the capital for sure.

It's got to be Brazil. Brazil has more trans than... But Costa Rica, I believe it's a place to go. Bring that up. I don't believe any of that. I assume that's why you and council were going. No, I'd go at Norton if I was going there. I wouldn't want to...

No, I thought maybe you and... Caltech are trying to live your Norton like fantasies. Oh, God. I would love it if he was into that. No, it's just, it's a, it's not sad to me. I understand it, but I'll never, like all my vacations now, I can't, I can't even do it. You said this, though, I want you to know about other things in your life. I can't do that.

I can't go in like a tropical, I can't go to a rubble by myself. I can't go to a nice place by myself. Right, but I think a few months back, it was like, you'll never be able to do this. I think it was like go to a show, have it, it was road pussy. You don't come after a show and never have a girl. and you kind of hit it off. I'll never, ever be able to get road pussy ever again. That's understood.

Hmm. If I go, say I go to Sarasota in a couple, or Sarasota, Florida. Sure, sure. And there's, you know, hot girls down there. I'm there by myself, but I still can't get road pussy. I can't. So I don't understand.

Wait, why is you're winking because you can. Huh? I can't. Okay, you're saying you can't, but. I can't. Okay. Yeah. Oh!

You can't. I would never... I would never in the million years. I can't. I can't do it. I'm married. I'm happily married. Oh, I get it now.

You can't. Yeah. Yes, I can't. You... Won't. You have the ability to. I could if I wanted to, but I'm not going to because I love my wife.

You can't? No, I can't. Hang on. I'm on the Fritz. I love my wife. We were in Costa Rica. On the very day, that you were supposed to get your boy's penis taken off

to bring home your little girl. This is a, this is a narration that you're throwing in there. It's an emerging destination for gender affirming surgeries, often referred to as sex change operations, as part of its growing medical tourism industry. But it's not established a renown as places like Thailand. It's not as established. If you're going to go meet trans girls,

you're going to Thailand, you go to Brazil. Yeah, but Costa Rica's closer. It's getting there, but it's not there yet. It's not there yet. You saw it for you at first hand. It's not. I didn't see any transgirls. Trans, down there.

Like, usually you'll, like in Brazil, you saw a lot of trans girls when we went there. Like, and, you know, guys go to Thailand to meet lady boys. They call them lady boys. I'm the biggest pickle eater. True that. True that. That's why you got sick. You got pictures of good operations, male to female?

Why? Who wants to see that? The actual genitals? Who wants to see that? Me. Why do you want to see that? I'm curious. And then also the reverse of that, too.

female to male. Do they ever do a great job? No. The pussy's always going to be better. Pussy's not going to be. It's still a wallet. The pussy's... Really, it's like a clam shell.

Yeah, dude. Why would you want to take away the magic of the unicorn? Oh, God. Yeah, dude. What are you doing? Oh, oh. Come on, bro. What I want to see, though.

Oh. No, I can't... Oh. Look at Lou's face. Lou's just a shot. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh, okay. It's terrible. Thank you. Yes. It's no good. Thank you. Do you have the female to male? This will be better.

It's not good. It's not good. It still looks like a Frankenstein. No, it's going to be better. It's not good. I'm telling you, Jay, I've seen it. It's not good. Did you guys go on a little surgical tour right down there?

Did you get to look in the overlook? Well, someone got their wiener turned into a fucking snizz. It's not good, dude. It's never, I mean, look, it is what, ugh. Not the boobs. We don't want to see the boobs. I want to see their weeners. Yeah, the weiner.

Type in weiner. It was the wiener. No, that's a boob. I don't want to see boobs. I don't want to see a girl get her. I was trying to get here. Oh, finally that, now that girl's a fat man. Those boobs look like your boobs.

Fucking Ralph. What a fucking player. A piece of shitty is. I love him. Oh, I love him to death. Yeah. When I first man, though, he wanted to have kids. And now I think he just, like, you know, sits in an apartment.

Well, he does have kids. He was with one in Costa Rica. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's true, I forgot. He raised his own pussy. Yeah, he has his own pussy farm. I think I'll take you. Hey, Gina.

Hey, Gina. I think you're ripe enough to go on a trip. Bunk, boom, sir. Right off the vine. So anyways, dude, we, this Costa Rican trip with the, you know, it's always, have you traveled with, like, another family? No. You got to be able to fucking do it.

You know what I mean? It's like... I've never traveled with my own family. Yeah, dude, it's... The Calta's totally different than us. We like to do shit. Yeah. They like to just take Tampa and put it where they are.

Yes. You and Calta, I was thinking about this, would be perfect vacation partners. Does he smoke pot? Does he smoke pot, but his son does, and he's fine with it. I think he takes gummies to go to sleep, so he's fine with weed.

Do you drink a little? Love Starbucks. He has to find... He was at Starbucks more than he was at the house. So does he drink a little he'll drink yeah he'll drink a little bit he doesn't get too crazy Uh loves dinner Starbucks every day funny funny guy very funny funny guy doesn't like to walk At all sure um and we'll do something but you know he'll just show up because dawn planned this whole fucking trip I saw a picture of him sleeping on a boat dude we went so when we set out to do this me and don we we we

always kind of do everything the first time and then chill the second time if we go somewhere so she planned out this whole thing and we asked them every step of the way you know i said she wanted to go to the jungle and do ziplining she wanted to do the hanging bridges through the jungle don't want to do all this don't want to do all this just to not have sex on a vacation i like that just not to be around i like to have me so tuck it out at the end of the night i don't even ask for hand job of poker in the bum with my i respect her game so so um so um so um She, you know, Max was like, I want to go fishing. I was like, great.

He's like, I want to do Marlin fishing. I'm like, dude, that's insane. But fuck it, let's go. Because Marlin fishing is a whole other game. And then... Do you keep them? They wanted to go surfing. She wanted to surf.

Do you keep them? No, you can't keep them. Then what are they doing when they're over the mantle? That's a photo. I found this out. They bring it up on the thing. They take a photo of it. You send that photo to this company.

They measure it. Take a photo of it. replicate it with styrofoam and that's all everybody's thing it's not a real fish no one's got a real marlin up on their wall i would say people before you know 1970 we before you know some why you pick that date i don't know because that's like 1970 a lot of change is how you think the industrial revolution happened that's when people started complaining about killing fish you know what i guess i think before 1970s this is so arbitrary by the way if it was 1850 that's before in 1970.

Yeah, I think before then they just killed shit. Sure. Around 1968, 70. They were like, hey, man, we can't kill gorillas and elephants and fucking Marlin anymore. It's not completely illegal, but the Billfish Conservation Act in the U.S. banned the commercial sale and import of Billfish, including Marlin, to close domestic markets through recreational catch and release, is still permitted with strict size

limits and some limited commercial fishing is allowed in Hawaii and Pacific territories for local use or export, so really you can't. I think in Hawaii they can do it because they're, you know, Hawaiians. It's like the Native Americans can kill them. They worship volcanoes and shit. Yeah, because they do that. They need to kill that thing. Because they're stupid savage people that produced Apaco?

That's what you said, but you're right. I back you up on that. Do you think Paco's part of the apocalypse? So. Apocolips? Nice. Hello? Anybody ever noticed that? Apocalypse?

Thanks, Jacob. So every single day Dawn had something for us to do. We went surfing the first day. Well, the second day we got there, we woke up, went surfing all of us, except for Mike. Mike took videos, terrible videotape like you, very similar to you. Takes a half of video and then the camera goes down. Or, you know, takes a photo instead of the video. You know, I literally was surfing.

I got up on the board and wrote a fucking wave-in and at the end gave double-fing. and at the end gave double fingers on the wave. I saw that. And look at it, ready? Look at that. I mean, dude, I'm surfing. Yeah. I mean, yes, it's a little baby wave.

Your positioning is the funniest thing I've ever seen. And the way you fell at the end was great. Well, that was my first time ever surfing. I don't think I can get up. Look at that. I've never been able to get up. I think it's amazing. And that was the first time.

I was out there for like two hours. You've done more falling every time right away? Well, you fall when you get back in. No, no, no, I'm saying you, I don't think it to fall right there. You phoned and get back in. It was land. You fell on one foot of water land. I did ride the way of all the way in.

All the way to the beach. I would have done the same thing. I'm telling you, I've never started an escape ordering before. So that sounds terrifying. In fact, on fully loaded tour, when they did a surf lesson thing one day, me and Sodor, that's when we almost got carried out into the ocean. So it was telling me that today. Yeah.

Because you've already told your stories to everybody. So anyways, no, I haven't. Social media. We went, hang on now. So we went to, then we went, she booked a thing into the jungle for the zip line. But we had to drive like three and a half hours to a volcano. We rented like a bus, this dude to drive us out there. We get out there.

We're literally in the, it was like a cabana in the middle of a cocoa farm where they make chocolate. So when you're sitting out in the back. No. cocoa nuts, right? And coffee. So like, you know, the cocoa plant, the big red where they make the chocolate, the beans, is all around you. It's like crazy.

And there's sloths, monkeys. It's like you're in the middle of the jungle, the rainforest. I loved it. The cult is, you know, they don't have a little problem with it, but it's fine. They dealt with it. Mike doesn't give a shit. I guess a bunch of worms were falling on their beds at night from the ceiling.

Oh. Yeah, that was a little weird. Well, the first night I was there, I was everybody's asleep I'm out smoking a bat enjoying myself you sent me this buddy the biggest spider

the noise you made is world class well the biggest spider ever was in the living room on the wall that was in your living room I thought it was outside no that was inside that thing was inside oh buddy what do you why would you go to this place well that exists there

it's so funny because I started texting you guys that's where god cast those creatures to be you're not supposed to go there the thing was it looks small on the wall but then when you get up close I'm like I'm going to catch this thing with my Starbucks cup and do what with it I was gonna put it oh all right let's play it again this is Bobby this is by missing it with a cup why'd you leave water in the cup I was panicking you move the cups slow because there was water in it it now you say about other people being a bad camera person because this the first time you

to get it it uh you miss with the cup and then it's off camera all those other ooze and ows are off camera it sounds like the spider's winning well the spider we're hearing you get killed by a spider I wouldn't even come like on camera if I were you the first shot was perfect for me to catch it I just didn't know it was going to be so fast mm-hmm the spider was very fast if you look at the video that spider's quick as shit I was trying to ease up on it and it's like you knew I was coming I mean, it's fast. That spider's. It's got eight legs.

It's fast as shit. It's got eight legs. I didn't put that into the equation. It's from the jungle. But dude, it disappeared. So it was just... I would have never slept. I agree with the counters.

You made them leave Florida for like scarier Florida. Tranny Florida. I didn't tell anybody about the spider. What? Yeah, you did. That's a good call. I didn't tell anybody else. I told Dawn.

I would have never slept in that place again. It literally disappeared somewhere in the house. I couldn't find it. And I was texting you guys. You told me just to leave. I think you should have left your family. Yeah. But, oh, that was the jungle place right here.

You should warn them. They should wake them up and warn them. But if they're kind of like, what, what? You're like, there's no time to waste. And you should just go. Look how great that is, though. Is there an animal in your lap? No, that's my.

Is that a giant dragonfly? It's biting your leg? No, it's a Kindle. Oh. I thought this was... That's my hat. That's my hat. Like, are you just like petting a monkey?

That's my little bucket hat. When I go on vacation, I have a bunch of weird stupid hats that I bring. Where'd you whack off in the jungle? I didn't whack off in the jungle, but I did think about it. Yeah, that spider was... That fucked me up. That spider was in the house somewhere for the rest of the trip. Did we show Bobby at the picture?

Oh, this thing, right? I mean, my siblings with Lewis and Dave. I don't think so. I thought I just saw it right there. It's in this folder. Sorry to break the thing for two seconds, but have you seen this? This is the most disturbing picture. This has to become a shirt.

Why do you look like? The Lewis is the scariest thing I've ever seen in my life. You look like their mother, though. I mean, if those two had a mom, they would be you and that blouse. I have not laughed that hard. So I'm making a little Lewis face on my sister, Shauna. And Dave on Bob. Dave still has the same torso.

Sorry. We'll put that. Oh, I guess we'll put it out. We'll put it out on Wednesday. Oh, my God. So, dude, we wound up, we wound up going to the jungle, zip line. And I was doing, I was overcome. I'm afraid of heights.

Well, not anymore. You got bit by that radioactive spider. You have Costa Rican spider powers. We were doing these zip lines. Dude, look at this shit. Is this a sippling? No, that's the hanging bridges over the jungle. Oh, my God. Okay, now this is the problem with this.

Fucking Max is not afraid of heights. Sure. So he would go out in the middle and start shaking it while I was on it. Is that Max? That's Max. I'm not looking at my feet, Dawn. So Max was like videotape me. It's kind of a dick move, what he's doing.

It's a dick move. You should have not to take his phone out once if he drops it, it's over. I told him that 15 times. So, but, well, you have yours out. Yeah, he told me to take a video of him, not knowing that he was going to start shaking the bridge on me. Watch, he starts doing a little dancey poo. And we're like 150 feet above the jungle, and it's just, it just wobbles. Yeah.

It was the scariest shit I've ever done. Yeah, it sounds like it. Look at him. He's walking like, like, you're raising a bully. That's bully tactics. Yeah, but this is the problem with I was so mad at him, but he was making me laugh. Have you ever, like when you get 10? and you're like stop, stop, stop, and you're angry,

but you're laughing. Yeah, I've screeed into somebody while I'm peeing, crying and laughing. I was laughing so hard and angry at the same time, which I think is the worst feeling in the world when you're fucking ragefully angry, but laughing hysterically, because they think that you're enjoying it.

He thought I was enjoying it, and I'm like, I'm fucking serious. Stop my answer to this. You're afraid of heights. That's a crazy thing to do. Dude, this was crazy right here. And you do eight, nine, zip lines through the jungle.

Oh, wow. See, I wouldn't do this. This was one of the... I would do the bridge. I wouldn't do this. This was amazing, Jay. This was one of the funnest things I've ever done. I'm just like...

I'm like, it's a weight requirement thing on these things. Yeah, I hear you. And I'm just like, no one gives that much of a fuck. I'm gonna be honest with you. I didn't get it on video. But one of them, I didn't make it to the end.

That's what I mean. And someone has to retrieve you? I didn't get retrieved. They come across and just kick you in the ass. and make you move forward? I retrieved myself. Oh, you're more embarrassing. Hand over hand.

Oh, God. But it was only like six feet. Oh, that's not too bad. I did get to the end, and I felt the momentum slowing down. And he was like, come on, let's go, let's go. And I didn't make a shout up. God damn it. But the zipline, dude, was one.

There's one zipline at the end. You do like eight or nine of them. And, oh, this thing sucked. This is called the Tarzan jump. Yeah. You just jump off the side of this thing. Love it. And you would do this?

Okay. Let me see what happens. Okay. I don't know what the thing is. I'm ready. I'm ready. This guy's being super quick and fast with the knots. I don't like that.

And you... He's like, yeah, it's fine, it's fine. Okay. It's good. I'm facing it, Dawn. I don't need your pep talk right now. Oh, she's just saying face your fear. I'm like, shut the fuck.

Yes? I'm panicking right now. Okay, what now? Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, your mother! your mother!

I hate you. Oh, God. I mean, you're just swinging over the jungle. Oh, I love that. Yeah, I would do that. You do that? Yeah. That was the scariest thing I did.

That reminds me that slingshot thing in Vegas they have. It doesn't go anywhere near as high as that. It's not going anywhere near as high as a slingshot. It's not as hard as that. But when you go out over the, see that cliff right there, you're out over the, like, open jungle. I hope you did something cool in front of your son instead of all this screaming. But, uh... Oh, there you got the hang of it.

Listen to you. Yeah, I did the second time. I didn't know your guitar's hand yelled like that. But this was, like, the Kalta's on this day, they went to the hot tubs. Right. They went to the... Because Kalta, like me, is worried that there was weight limits on these things. Yeah.

And he's going to be Mike Kalta in the middle of a zip line while two little fucking Costa Rican lady boys are kicking him in his ass cheeks moving forward. He just want to ruin the forest. Yeah. I just hear trees snapping like that. Kong's coming through in jungle. But, no, that's what I love about Caldy. He'll do, he'll just be like, I'm out.

And they went and did something else, which was great. Sure. But then we went Marlin fishing, which was, you go like way out. It's the most boring fucking trip you'll ever take. Everybody's sleeping. And all they do is they never stop. They just drag lures to bring the Marlin up. The Marlin are down.

They have to see something on the top to come up. Once they see the Marlin, the guy up top, and then they throw a real bait out, and the Marlin will eat that fish, and then hopefully you catch it. But it was hours of nothing. At one point, Mike's sleeping, Max is sleeping, Joey's sleeping. And then it was just like, I was like, this is a waste of a lot of money, this kind of sucks.

Yeah. And then. And so I felt when I went whale watching, just saw nothing. Yeah, it's like. They're like, sorry, no whales today. Yeah, but they keep coming up going, hey, man, it's fishing. You never know. I'm like, I get it.

You get in my money. You already got the money. Yeah. We got it. I got it. This is going to blow. And then they brought out this amazing, fresh Wahoo salad they feed you. That's my-Wahoo salad.

It's like Wahoo fish, but they make it like tuna fish with like mayonnaise. You know, like a Wahoo fish? No. It's just a fish. It's like tuna. Same thing as tuna. Okay. But they made this like a tuna salad with plantain.

chips Mike woke up we were fucking eating the tuna salad the Wahoo salad and then the dude starts flipping out and a fucking he's like Marlin throws the thing out Marlin grabs it fucking we caught a Marlin you brought on the boat 250 pound mile look at it's right there 250 pound model look at it's right there no we didn't bring it on to the boat no we didn't bring it I just hold it right there I don't I don't want it so they hold it right there they measure it I think it was like over 100 inches or something like that look at that thing And Max reeled it in, then Joey had to take over, and then I took over. And, I mean, I can't believe we could.

Like, catching him on Arlen is nuts. I don't even want to touch it. It's so fucking wild, dude. It looks it. It's a beautiful fish. Look at the size of it. Look at that thing. Who's that?

Who's that it's beating up? That's the, I forget his name. But he's the crew, dude. A white guy with dreadlocks? No, it's definitely a Costa Rican guy. With dreadlocks? I felt bad because he's holding the, The beak of the fish.

And at one point it just said, fuck you and snapped and smashed his hand against the boat. And he got his hand hurt a little bit. Yeah? But yeah, look at the size of that. You got your money, though. I mean, do we got our money's worth. There's nothing.

We were fucking flipping out. We went from boring, worst thing ever to the best thing ever in like a second. I love being on a boat, but boat people bug me. What do you mean? I don't know. Anyone I dealt with when you're, getting a boat or getting on a boat.

They stink. Why? Because they're two. The guy who's crispy tan and has a lot of like, yeah. Yeah, I hear you. They're always half rules too. Yeah. They're always like, this is how they just feed their need or this is how they just feed

their addiction to the surf. It's just by dealing with you in some shop. Yeah. Or dealing with you on some, you know, whether I mean like a, what I mean, like a marina? Do you know what I mean? Some marina workers fucking is annoyed with you. Well, they kind of treat you like children. You know what I mean?

I've rented the wave runners. And the tan motherfucker who runs to me is always just kind of like, yeah, so things here, that's there, that's that, you fall off, whatever, have fun. You probably are a land lover most of the time out here just fucking hobbying it, but I live the salt life, man. Well, as soon as we caught the fish. Yeah, salt life makes me sick to my stomach. Anyone who lives salt life, fuck you. There it is right there. I'm just grumpy and wintery.

Look at come out of the water. Watch this. Look at that thing. That was crazy. So after you release them, they're just like fine? Yeah, yeah, it's just a big old hook in their mouth. Hear me on, I was talking to finery today about this. I'm learning as I get older.

I hate winter. I don't like it at all. I thought I did. Let's do winter season. Let's get a place in Vegas, and we'll do Vegas in the Series 6thm studios there for winter season. I mean, isn't, yeah, why not, why not, like, Florida? I don't go to Florida. There's no serious

take some studios there. Well, they could get one. Oh, no, there is. Miami. Yeah, let's go to Miami. Miami's so much better. I don't want worms and stuff to fall on my bed. No, that's Costa Rica.

That's the jungle. Miami's like Cuba. Yeah, it's like the Cuban jungle. You don't want the rain or the humidity out there. I don't want lizards. I don't want any of that shit. We get out of here. Dude, in Miami...

There's got to be actually probably lizards out. Dude, Vegas is so fucking cheesy. Huh? We get sick of Vegas in a fucking week. I don't want to kick it on the street. trip. There's going to be somewhere where it's not, I want to be somewhere where it's 70 something degrees in winter. Miami in the winter. It's like 80, 80, 75, 85 degrees every day.

The desert can get cold too. Yeah, the desert is hot. Desert gets cold at night. It gets cold. It gets coldish. It's not like it is right now where your fucking ears and nose hurt. Yeah, but Miami has like history. It's real. My nipples are being very reactionary to the cold now too. I don't like it. They hurt. Yeah, Vegas is like fake. Everything's fake. Vegas is like three days and I, when I get the fuck out of it. I just need it for two months. Let's go to Miami, dude. We go to Miami.

We get a condo with a pool. Just fucking snowbird. We snowbird. Come back up in, like, May. Yeah. Come back up in May. We leave in, uh, what? November?

He'll be like, sorry, ladies, it's work. Let's do it. Yeah. Oh, you mean just me and you? Yeah. Well, Christine has to go. Why? Because she's the producer of our show.

Everybody's the producers of the show. We're going to take everybody. How do you gonna pay for that? So it's just me and you down there. Yeah, yeah. And they stay here. Hey, we've got to be here in the studio, working remote. Come in.

So me and you just get like a two-bedroom? Yeah. We get like an Airbnb or we get like a condo? We can figure it out when the time comes. It's got a condo. We get a bedrooms on different floors. We get a condo with like different floors and they have the pool. That way we can, you know, socialize a little bit, have a...

Congregate. Congregate near the studio. Yeah. How far is that from Palm Beach? Because I'm thinking about trying to get a massage from a 16-year-old. old girl. And I heard that is the place to look. Okay. I don't know about that part of it, but No, no, no. I have this friend back from Jewish camp named Jeff, and he says that it's really, any girl there would whack you off for $200. 200. That's a lot. I remember Jeff from back at

a yeshiva. Back of Yashiva, I met this boy named Jeff. So that's it. Marlon, most exciting thing of the week, huh? No. It was exciting. It was great. And then Max got that fucking, I knew it he got the operation you were gonna wait till the very end to tell me and max did it no we had he finally did it we had new year's eve on the beach yeah we gotta work on max's smile we went

yeah he does uh it's like christine with novicane in her mouth well that was after three times yelling at him to stop fucking sucking in his cheeks whatever the answer yeah he was trying to me he was making yeah he was doing my fit well you have to teach him a gray area

yeah i i i was like smile in this fucking photo and he did that that that forced my dad just yelled at me to smile photo um we did new year's eve on the beach on a restaurant as soon as it was 12-0-1 Mike was like all right we're gone let's go and Don was like we want to go she's like I want to go walk on the beach they had a bonfire all the locals were on the beach everybody was partying so we were like all you guys go we'll meet you back at the house and Mike was like how I go we'll walk he's like that's like 25 minutes I go yeah we're that's fine So he was like, all right, like he didn't understand.

How far was the walk would you say? It's 25 minutes. But let's give that in like distance, would you say? I would say a mile and a half, maybe two miles, not even. Not even. It's not that far out of time. Two miles is more than a 25 minute walk. I don't know.

Maybe it's a mile and a half. I don't know. I did it a couple times. So it was only like 25 minutes, 20 minutes walk. Okay. And everybody's down on the street. So we stayed on the beach, went to the bonfire. The dude who was kind of running the house for us was there with his family.

We met them. then we walked down fireworks and we went downtown and it was nice then we walked home every second of this trip you're tempting your family being taken into human trafficking no no no no you love it i wanted to know a hut with some guy he said it was a medicine man i don't know well i thought it was going to be a little more crime is no not in dain we didn't feel in danger at one second that's how i get no um there is no there is no there is no there is places but i think on the um well you probably doesn't happen around you because they know when there's a problem you're a problem solver i am a problem solver so they left a day early they're like they left on wednesday

new year's day yeah uh no they left on thursday so they got up got all the shit they were gone don was like i'm i'm renting when we're rent the car i want to go discover more places i'm to go to other beaches i want to go see this place so i was like let's go i'm into that rented a car car rental guy were like hey we want to go to flamingo beach that was up north want to go to ply grande which is a little south than that you know all their cousins that get murdered and killed robbed well no it's just like fan really beautiful white sand beaches where we were staying in tamarindo it's kind of like touristy there's a lot of fucking surf classes there's a lot of fucking tourists

Ralph Ralph Ralph right a lot of Ralphs walking around Ralph there's horses on the beach and they're shitting on the beach I don't I didn't really like it that much. You know what I mean? Too touristy for me. So she was like, I want to go to these other beaches. So I was like, great. The guy who was running the beach, he was like, you need, I mean, who rented the car, he's like,

if you're going to go to Flamingo Beach, he said, go to this beach. It's in between Playa Grande and Flamingo Beach. Go here first. Then go to Flamingo for lunch and wind up for sunset at Playa Grande. Well, that sounds great. And it's that little map right there. I forget the name of the beach. He's like, it's a local beach.

It's where, you know, most of the locals go. And so we drive up. It's like 30 minutes away from where we're at, and we get to the beach. And it's definitely local. Like, it's... Terrifying. Well, it's New Year's Day, and it's, you know, everybody's off. Nobody's working.

Machete fights. So it's like a lot of families, you know, six to 55 people groups. You know, and they're kind of in their little spot. You know, you got like six guys up in a tree sleeping. Sure. You know, people cooking up some type of meat. Classic. And we just killed it, whatever they're eating.

We just killed it. We nussled in between a couple families. Nope, that chicken's dead. Crazy gringo, local bringoes. Like in the shade, we knuffled up there. And, you know, it was definitely, and there was no surfers there. Nice. The waves were big.

It was before you realized that you had the itch for the surf. So, no, I had the itch. Fucking point, Bob. So, so we, I lie down, I fall immediately asleep. I'm lying there for like, you know, 20 minutes. All of a sudden, it was weird, Don and Max took off to go talk to jet ski guys. You fall asleep on a local beach in Costa Rica. Absolutely, it was exhausted.

What? What is wrong with that? I don't know. You're like, Mr. Magood, your way through this vacation when that's going to murder. It's crazy. So I'm lying there and all of a sudden I felt something on my back, my lower back, and I thought Donna Max were throwing like a coconut on my back. And I was like, you're not getting me.

Fuck dad. I know they're fucking with me. So I just lied there with this coconut leaf or whatever it was on my back. So then around 15 minutes in, I felt something just grabbed my back with claws. So I jump. I scream like a little girl. It was a three-foot lizard that was just sleeping on my back. Shut up.

I got the phone. Come on. Yeah, the video. I took video of it. How did you get video? Hang on. Because after it was on my back, no, that's the beach. I was on.

Hang on. Scroll down. What the fuck, dude. Where the fuck is it? I sent it to you. Yeah, I sent it to you. Oh, no, that's the see-through frog. Nope, that's the house we stayed in.

How beautiful is that, though. Hey, go back to the thing. I keep going back. It's, I think it's, I think it's over to. Did I sound? I'll look into text. I'll find it. So,

I, dude, I looked over, I just started laughing hysterically because, because I screamed so loud and nobody responded. Like, nobody, I looked around,

because I'm a screamer. I'm a screamer. I'm a, I screamed, and especially after I saw this fucking lizard on my back. I don't know. This sounds like,

you're like, everything was so great. There was a lizard on my back. There was a fucking, uh, tarantula from outer space in the living room that we never found again it's just living in there also i mean you you climbing all over your food and shit you have a point i'll reset it to you christine it was uh the lizard freaked me out absolutely three foot lizard oh i see it you see it

right yeah okay yeah yeah that freaked me out because i just let it sit there for like 50 minutes did you leave no aggressively the beach after that no i would have i would have started a fight with the family and everything let's go this place is fucking stupid we got to start vacationing in place to make more sense there's this right here yeah okay so that ready it's off your back at this point you see it it's right see it you'll see it move right there that's it that thing was on my back that is wild for like 15 minutes just sitting there oh cute don't touch me what don't touch me because you have something now

The Hussarigan lizard disease. And then I actually just noticed this, too. Where were these guys? Oh, this was going up into the jungle. So we pulled over on the highway, and these things were everywhere. And I went out... What are they? I can't come out.

I don't fucking... They're basically raccoons. Carma chameleons? No, they're... I got the fucking take. I'm sorry. I found out we were like, oh, they're little monkey things. That's a sloth, by the way, in the tree.

Probably it's a local That's like a raccoon Basically a raccoon they're raccoons Is that you're gonna call them because you don't want to learn the name? Hang on Costa Rican raccoons This is a leave it That's what the guy he told me they were

He's like basically Oh I can't believe I got the hiccups Man He was like basically they like your raccoons And I'm like well I just fed it I don't feed my raccoons It jumped up on my leg At one point.

We're almost an hour into the show. I have a question. Did you make the reg sit through every adventure you had with your family before you got to the heroic story? Or did you just get right to the fucking good part? You're thinking like drinking your water? No, no, no. I was trying to think of...

Well, you're my friend. Yeah, yeah. You're my partner. You just came in there and fired all cylinder. They're like, guys, I'm a hero. Here's what happened. Bing, bang, boom. No, no, no.

I, I, not all of it. I mean, I am going over a lot more of it because you listen. That's true. The sleepy counters. You don't do a voice. You don't get another guy to do a voice. You're not the, you know, I do. I do my own voices, thank you.

Yeah, what is it called? A cat, what is it? Coda Mundi. Yeah, Cota Mundys. They're all over the highway. And if you get out of the car, they'll come right up to you and just start begging for food. Really? Yeah.

I would scream and kick it. Why? Why? Because its face? No, they're not. Look at the little, the hang from the hang. It's been sent to kill you. Are they, like raccoons are mean?

No, they came up. They just, you know, came over, gently, it climbed up on my leg like that. I beat it with a shoe to death. Now, they were adorable. Nope. They're adorable, man. They're not, though.

Look how cute that is. They're monster animals. They are. They climb trees and they have little fangs and claws. You need to vacation with Calta, man. Because he stayed in the fucking bus. Yeah. I would take a big, I would go to Hawaii and go see a movie in an AMC theater every night. That's the person I am.

Starbucks and a movie? Starbucks and AMC movie theaters and a cheesecake factory if they got it. And then you'd go in the hotel room, close all the blinds and watch Hulu. Close the blinds and watch YouTube. They did get it. I had a thing of a little baby of bananas and I took a couple out. And once they saw me with the bananas, they did get a little aggressive. Yeah, you're in your mind.

And you do everything wrong. Carlton got pit by one. You're like, hey, these are sharp. dark waters you go that's okay i'm gonna cut my finger and then jump in the water real quick louis had that was that costa rica him and james had like a bunch of monkeys crawling all over their balcony well he was grease he was feeding it was him and jennett's grease yeah you're not supposed to feed him yeah like we had like 30 monkeys every morning come out and monkeys the howl monkeys they they get aggressive like the males if you you're not supposed to look at them because

that's a sign of disrespect or dominance and you're not supposed to go who who oh oh oh oh if you And you're not supposed to feed them because they'll come. I don't know if you've heard this part in the regs, but I would assume if you did, Lewis at this point has made the black joke that I have been not saying because I know how to work with a company. I mean, we were 75 black jokes in by this.

No, no, I know. You went there and had all your fun. Yeah. Now you're giving me the R a frame version of it all. Do we have any ads today? No. Fuck, they shut us off right after the holidays. That's it, dude.

Holidays are over. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Yeah, those were a little creepy. Oh, Stephen Singer, by the way. I got Christine her second hole earrings. She asked for, said she wanted a second hole earrings, so I got her some Stephen Singers. Oh, that's beautiful.

Stephen Singer. Stephen Singer. I got to get done something. Every Christmas present. got Dawn, except for Costa Rica. Mm-hmm. She hated. Really?

I fucked up, though. I did a few of them off of Facebook. You know those ads on Facebook? Yeah. I got a couple of them off of that. What? And then I got a couple left. Timo glasses and shit? I got her one thing.

She wanted Ugg earmuffs, and I couldn't find them. So I was at Marshall's, and I found this fur. It looked like mink that goes over your head and ears. So I was like, oh, this is kind of sad. Christ. And I got her that. But she's an old bag? I got her that. I thought I just, you know. What is she, a golden girl? I just bought one of those because I saw a girl wearing one. I thought it was cute and I bought one off the street.

Yeah. I got one of marshals. To real, get those puppies. It was a red sticker. It was in the shoe aisle. And I got it. And I was like, oh, this show like this. Did you not Google Ag Earmuffs? What was the day before Christmas? So I thought, you know, this is kind of sexy. I, you know, and literally I gave it to her. She opened it, and then five seconds later,

she gave it to doodles. And doodles was just, it's in doodles toy box now. The thing of presents to the dog is so fucking funny. That's hilarious. I got Max. They had this Patriots hoodie and Patriots sweatpants on Facebook, and it looked like, you know, that rubber sticker thing

where it like comes off the show. I was like, oh, these are great. I got him one. I got him the pants and you can customize it. I put Max on it. And it came and it was just the cheapest material. You put Max on his pants? No, on the arm. It says number 12.

It says Max on the sleeve and it has the Patriot. It's all black. I was like, but it looked like rubber stamp. It looked like 3D. But when it showed up, it was just a decal and it was just garbage. It was the worst. And Dawn, like when I opened it. Horrible Christmas shop.

Oh, dude, this year I failed. Yeah. I failed miserably. Everything I got, I got, I got, yeah, everything I got Dawn was, because if I, she doesn't, she's, I'm like, let me get you some diamonds. Let me get you something nice. Let me get a nice period. She's like, I don't want it.

I don't want it. I don't want it. So what she does, the day, like the week of Christmas, we go into a store at the mall, and she'll touch all these things. And I just walk behind her and I grab them all. And then I'll grab a few other things. It's a weird. It's a weird thing.

Well, it all stems back to the first Christmas together. Yeah, she touches it. To touch it and you get it. She touches it. I buy it. And then I wrap it. And I wrap it in a certain way. She doesn't know, you know,

so it's a little surprise to it. But it all goes back to our... Every time she was a present, she goes, oh, that's right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that. Our first Christmas together when I bought my first gift pretty much for, you know, a girlfriend that I cared about.

And I got her, I went into the store in the mall. And I didn't understand. I don't understand what women like. I just saw a blue velour sweatsuit with flowers on it, like on the breast. I was like, oh, that's nice. So I bought it.

And she opened it at her mother's house in front of her parents, and she's like, I'll never wear this. Right away, I said that to you. She went, I'll never wear this. She started laughing, going, what the fuck? This is velour, like. You got her sweatsuit?

It was baby blue sweatsuit with flowers. Was it juicy? Who gets a fucking sweatsuit for a chick? It was an old lady store I found out. It was like for old, I think they sold pens too and like little notebooks. I mean, I sound like a jacket. Maybe a jacket or something. I would never buy clothes for a woman ever.

I never. I thought you'd like these clothes. Yeah, I mean, dude, I learned my lesson from that. So now she'll go in and just touch things and I'll buy those. And then I'll buy a rogue, something I like. Your mistake is. Yeah. You got to stop asking.

Getting married? Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. But no, I'm saying, you're doing all like the I say, let me get you a dime in this, let me get you. You're making the mistake by saying let me. She's saying no, no, no, and then you're getting her a fucking used record or whatever the fuck you're getting her. When I buy it, we have a joint bank account. As soon as I buy something, ting, it comes up on her phone. Get a different account.

Stay on your own, dude. We have joint accounts, dude. My account is her account I'm the breadwinner I make all the money She knows If I drop 2,500 on something She's gonna say what the fuck are you buying?

I make all the money But she has her own money But she has her own bank account And she doesn't know when you buy something Do you? No No, maybe she does I guess No, I don't think so

Yeah, Dawn knows when I buy something Would you know like if you like Yeah you don't like Like my Amex card or something It doesn't really come to you No I mean I got to have a money manager Huh? Yeah

You have a money manager I do have access to all of his. Like I can see. You can see it, but it doesn't, Dawn is my money manager. Like Dawn controls, I hand her a check, she does it all.

So it's like, if I spent that money, if I bought a $2,500 earings, she'd be like, what do you, I don't want that. She gets, like, mad at me buying something for it.

I would hate that if, like, yeah, if every time I spent money, Christine, like, because I would hate that if Jay could see every time I spent money. I'll even, like, I'll even tell him,

like, I remember I want to something. I'm saying for the reason of, like, just that. And then what's the point of like, if she just grazes over it and sees I bought something for it, you know, or something obvious like this seems weird. It is what it is. I mean, it's just a- That would ruin Christmas for sure. We have a joint bank account.

I mean, we're married. It's like- No, I think she has, she has, what she has is access to all my card to use them and stuff. Yeah, but I mean, my card to her car. She's on my business car. Everything is us. Oh, no, no, no. Christine's got her own account. If, like, if I bought, like, I did, like, in Costa Rica, I bought it this beautiful.

Neckles, this artist made, and she liked that. But every gift I got it for Christmas was a dud. What else did you get it? That was awful. Do you want me to send these to the house right now? What color? No, I'll buy them. Send me the link.

I'll get them. You couldn't find these? You couldn't find these? It was a day before. It was a day before. She was like, I want, she literally saw, I want Ugg's, uh, earmuffs. Why don't you buy her a brooch with that fucking goofy hat-hair thing you got her?

I know. Well, it's doodles now, and she loves it. You dressing her up? We got a fucking old. Old lady. But here's the thing. The vacation was fucking amazing. Sure.

And the last day we went to this beach. Oh, we got to take a break. It's great story. It's 57. We got to take a break. So when we come back, I have a... It got fucking crazy. Oh, I was going to bring up subjects.

I guess we'll do that thing. All right. Robert Kelly, I guess we'll do your thing. It went fucking nuts. Yeah? Yeah. It went haywire? It got real crazy.

Well, maybe I'll just... I'll ask Soter and Lewis and Jee. Joe, it's all about it. Oh man, what do you want me to do? Robert Kelly. What do what you want to do? I want you to do McCurdy's Comedy Theater in Sarasota. And if you want to go to those shows, get your tickets and see all of his tour dates at punchup.com. Live slash Robert Kelly. I want to do, I know what I want you to do, uh, not be so sensitive to me doing the podcast before this. I'm sorry. It's just major news first. You're, you're alive, though. You're getting the story first. I know. Nobody has heard this story. I should be more.

I should be more hurt by the social media that you gave it all the way too. I guess Facebook's paying you a pretty penny. If I didn't give it away to social media, it wouldn't have been a story. Now it's a story. No, no, no. Oh yeah.

He told the whole story on social media. Big J is going to be at the Tacoma. Videos. For tickets and all of the tour dates, go to bigj comedy.com. And of course, his specials, YouTube.com slash at Big Jio. We will be right back.

Live streaming again too this week. With, uh, I'm a hero. Yeah. I'm a hero. Yeah, maybe. No, not maybe. Okay.

It's the bonfire with Big Gehococin and hero, Bob Kelly.