The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - No Concerns (w/ Andrew Santino, Shane Gillis & Brian Six)

Episode Date: February 24, 2020

Dan is out in Los Angeles and his hotel stay is leaving much to be desired. Andrew Santino guest hosts with Dan and the guys discuss their methods for public bathroom peeing. Shane Gillis and Brian Six discuss shitty first jobs and quitting with no concern for the company.

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Hey everybody. It's Christine and welcome to the bonfire best of the week Dan Soder was back from his Los Angeles trip and had a few choice words to say about his not-so-pleasant hotel stay You said you were gonna tell me all bad today your trips a little wonky oh No, dude, I'm just saying the the hotel. I'm staying, which I'll shit on by full name once I check out, because I don't want to have anything on me. It's almost like they're daring me not to ever stay there again. They're kind of like, you fucking idiot, come back here again. I dare you to come back here again.

One of them is saying lost promise. I've been parking my car in the garage, you know, and you have to give them the keys to your car. And they lost my car. Yesterday, I had to be somewhere and they're like, hey, this is the best, cause that first thing I'm out to go, so you sure you're in room 238.

I'm like, yeah, 100% I'm in room 238, they go, okay. Just for the record right now, at this point right now, one minute beyond what you're just described, Lewis is kicked out of a hotel. But that same thing is you lost car. Lost a fucking car! And then there's someone's getting like, Lewis would be banned for life from this hotel.

Yeah, yeah. The amount of shit that I've taken because they, so they go, yeah, this is yesterday and I have to be somewhere and I'm like, dude, I need my car and they're like, yeah, we, what kind of car did you say it was? Like, you have the make in the model and you're like, it's a rental car, can you find it?

And they're like, yeah. And then I'm sitting out front just like on my, you know, it's like looking at my phone, waiting for them to get the car. And this guy comes out there and he goes, all right. And you, you checked in yesterday. You're like, shit. Yes, I checked in.

When they come back without the thing and more questions, you're like, this is, now we're in a thing. He goes, now you said that. part the guy got four wheels and you could get in the car it wasn't a car and you say you drove it inside these walls okay and you're saying it was in the state of California one's last time you saw it but realistically one's the last time you really it? But realistically, when's the last time you really remember seeing it? Not being it is so much, but witnessing it.

Well, they asked me to describe the guy that took the car. And I was like, oh, no. I don't know. He was like a tall, light skin. And one guy goes, oh, shit. You go, what, what, what, what? He goes, you kept the shirt. You were supposed to give a bad eye.

He used to work here. That car. I got fired. I think his family kicked him out after he got fired his wife left on him and it's kids It's a blue Ultima right yes, it will turn up. He never stays in the same car for long He's always changing because once they get the beat on the one car He ditches it. Hopefully there's not a lot of damage if there is did you use that?

Is it amics? Did you rent with an MX because I think you're good if you're on with an MX So they finally the guy I'm starting to get like i'm irritated and i come on guys what the fuck you doing and i walk up and the guy goes okay so you're in room to thirty eight right and it's solder i go it's uh soter and he goes oh dance soter you're a comedian i fuck right now. Right, and when I actually have the gripe, is when the guy recognizes me, and I'm like, hey man, nice to meet you.

And he's like, all right, man, we're gonna go try to find your car. No fuck. No. Please just, please find it. No, we weren't trying before. We thought you were just a schmuck. But now I know it.

You do a good macho man. I'm gonna go find that fucking car. So they find the car. I do actually hate that when man. I'm gonna go find out, I'm gonna get far. So they find. I do actually hate that when someone says they're gonna do something now. I said I used to do that with the cop guy on my block. It's like, I'll look into that problem for you. Now that I know you were the one who said there was a problem.

I was like, why would you do it anyway? Yeah, why would you do that? So they find the car and the guys like he wrote the guy that checked you and wrote down the wrong last name. He was like, I guess, and I was like, all right, that's fine, whatever. He wrote down a McTeeke. He had to be great.

You son of a bitch! When I first got there, the phone in my room doesn't work, so you can't call downstairs. Great. So I like, I had to call the front desk on my cell phone and be like, hey, phone in my room doesn't work. I was wondering about this thing, and they're like, yeah. This is me being dumb.

This is more me being dumb than the hotel being shitty. But I called and I was like, do you guys do a laundry service? Do you have like washers and dryers here? I need to wash my underwear and socks and I got a couple of t-shirts. Do you have washer and dryers? And the guy goes, we have a laundry service. You just got to drop it off before 10 a.m.

and you could pick it up at 6 p.m. And I was like, a laundry service. And he goes, yeah, well, let's do the laundry. And I was like, awesome. It's all I dropped off Damn, but you should know this I know you should have done it before I never know there's a reason why and I never Of course you won't because it cost me $70 Underwear and fucking shoes and I immediately Punched the fucking rock structure next to me. How could you not have but that was you should saw that one coming

I anytime the laundry service per piece hindsight I sought coming and I bet your balls don't feel like they're resting in Super $70 clean underwear. I mean, I have just been free ball grinding in my basketball shorts on everything in the hotel room Oh be a wise well, dude in my basketball shorts on everything in the hotel room. Oh, he'd be a nice well-do. I'll let Genuines, I'll let Genuines pony Blair and I just start rubbing on everything.

Damn, $70 for a year. I was unmechanical. Pretty mad about that. And it's just, it's one of those things where, $14 a shirt type thing. It's crazy. It was crazy. It was so, I'm so dumb.

I know how dumb I am for that move. Yeah, I know. But then also it was like, and then at the finally I was like, ah, you know what, let me just steam my shirt for tonight and then nothing plugs in in the bathroom. And I'm like, do you guys just, do you just want me to fucking, what do you want? What do you want from that? You feel like the, hey, is there any McDonald's around here? They go, we can send a burger right to your room.

Yeah. That's possible. He goes, yeah, I go, can I get cheese on it? Like, he's your can, but yeah, you can. They have to say five more dollars for cheese. I go, what about french fries? Oh my God, do we have french fries? You know what?

Do you want me to give you extra fries? And you're like, I love extra fries. And then they charge you for extra fries. We have homemade ranch. Oh yeah. Oh my God, that would be so great. Oh, what's the big one? They bring up on a cart.

They'll put a napkin on your lap right on your bed. Exactly the way you've always wanted. Do you want a burger turned down service? I go, what's that? They go, we actually chew the burger for you. I mean, you've got room service before today, right? Yeah, yeah. It's so funny when you're sitting on the edge

of a bed and they put the napkin over your lap, I'm good, I get it, dude. You don't have to go, you don't have to do this to the core service here because I'm sitting on the corner of a bed. Yeah, why are you rubbing my back? It's good for digestion. Do you want temple massage before I go?

Yeah. Misa, would you like me to leave it on the table? I'm going to get it. Suck it up. So what else is going on there? Now, that was just a hotel. I'm like, man, the car is not so good. And then I go hang out with Barghetsi, old bourgeois Barghetsi at the wall door for story. Oh, is that where he's at? He's like, you got to stay here, man. You got to stay here. This is living This is crazy. It was like it was a very nice room, but it's funny coming back to your hotel

And you're like you guys don't even have a phone that works. Oh the thing that drove me fucking are the rules of the wall door for story Though like genuinely are they like no, they're nice. They're just like it's okay Is it a part matter something now? It's not an apartment this this're just like, it's okay. Is it like an apartment or something? No, it's not an apartment. This hotel on that's kind of like, I don't know if you know what the hotel is. You like the nicest hotels. I'm like, it's a fucking hotel room.

I don't know. Sometimes they're too, like, I've stayed nice to the ones in Philly before. And it's like what makes it nice is that the TV is small and it's a bunch of like, old antique furniture. I'm like, I don't know what this fucking creepy doll house to slits like, you know, at that point I was like, give me a rat ass in, motherfucker, like I'm fine.

Just like, give me a clean new age fucking Hilton. I don't need an old dangly chandelier over a fucking trunk of an old woman's clothing. Okay, there's him, I'll take, I'll take a Hilton, I'll take a Hilton that I can connect my PlayStation to. Oh, that's good. Then a fucking Waldorf Astoria that I can't. I'll tell you right now, I'll take a hill I'll take a hill that I can connect my PlayStation to Then a fucking wall door for story that I can't I'll tell you right now I'll take a double tree where you get free chocolate chip cookies every night when you stay

When you get a warm to I'll kiss that fucking service person around the mouth. I'll suck their ass right at the front Damn suck your fucking ass. You want your ass whole suck dude? I'll suck your ass over this counter. I'll suck your ass. Fuck it. I'll suck your ass hole right now. Lyle is it? Yeah, Lyle? Pull down those fucking khakis.

I'm about to suck butt for one of these chowls. God, you're about to get your starfish sucked out. Why you're doing your logs? Get ready to get fucking floor mat vacked. Hey, it's Black Lou. With Big J. Get ready to get fucking floor mat vac Hey, it's black Lou with big J off in Toronto Dan and guest host Andrew Santino held down the fort and had a spirited conversation about their bathroom hang-ups Why do you have a problem at your own? I don't know dude, lock up What do you mean?

You can't put, oh you have a stage fright? I'm a stall boy Woah Yeah, yeah The plane starts falling That's it dude Dude, the engine just cuts But That's it, dude. That's it. Dude, the engine just cuts.

But the engine never gets off the ground. The plane never moves. But in your head, are you? I'm way better now. I'm way better now. Now what are we talking? How many people need to be in the bathroom to freak you out? Like three.

Like if it's like, if it's, you know what's the worst case environment for me? A crowded sports stadium. I guess I get that. Like pissing in a trough. I went to the Super Bowl this year. I had to do two flybys. I went to the bathroom and I was like,

fuck, nothing. And then I went in the second one of piss. I was like, I'm good. Dude, yeah. That's embarrassing. Oh yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. But you got a nice hog.

What are you afraid of? I got a decent hog. I don't know. Is it also like their separate urinals? Or just the trough, I get when people get freaked out of the trough. I lock up trough. Good luck. I feel the breeze of your piss. I'm't know. Is it also like their separate urinals or just the trough, I get when people get freaked out of the trough. I lock up trough, good luck. I feel the breeze of your piss.

I'm not my friend. That's soldier feeling in Chicago. I know. I'm the trough of the kid. And as a little kid, your eye level with the next man's penis. Joe Lest had one of my favorite jokes of all time about Fenway had that same thing. And he was like, you're just looking at a dick

at six years old, mile high stadium in Denver, same way. It was the trough. That's all I learned how to suck a dick. Yeah, it's just pop pop on in that P Oh my god look it flows open It's like a connector set

Well, if I suck a dick I be a good actor said That's all I find out the pipes. Yeah, that's how I found out I was molested is eye suck a dick and it makes me pee and I go This was a freeze me But yeah dude, I'll fucking lock up at your age. Will you poop in public? Easy. Like Jay's blown away by it. We're the opposite.

I would never poop in public. Dude, I can poop. If I had a good one going right now, I could poop at a commercial break and come back in. You're nuts dude. These bathrooms aren't built for pooping. No, they're not. No way. You know what's secret?

No bathrooms built for pooping. Except your own. That's No way. Let me, you know, it's secret. No bathrooms built for pooping except your own. That's exactly right. The one of your home. I can't poop in public. I had a bit that I did on my, on my half hour about that about pooping at the bar, about pooping in a bar. Yeah. That the people who poop at a bar are ashamed. Worst place I've ever pooped in my life to this day is the comedy seller. You pooped at the seller. Yeah, man. Whoa. Yeah, even Christine let out a breath. They're like, huh? That's not even a big bathroom. Dude, that's that was that toilet's not there for shitting. No anytime someone shits at the comedy Cellar and I walk in the bathroom I salute him to the stall door Because I'm like dude as a as a troops as a poop vet for the poop troops

I just want to say good fucking job so you can just walk into a urinal and spray I don't it doesn't even bother me in little bit, but you know what's creepy? I'm I've gotten as I've gotten older. When I look down if there's too much piss on the floor, I have a panic attack and I leave what I don't want to step in piss. Got it. Because in my head and my neurotic brain, I go that pisses in my shoes that goes in my car that goes in my house. I stranger P all over our producer, Jacob is a he's a germafob Jacob. How much would a P puddle in front of a toilet scare you

No, I can't I can't step on P either a gross is me thank you Jacob. Thank you. It's repulsive Could you if you had to pee the worst you've ever peen your life could you stand in P and P? Yeah, I mean if you're forced to like I have to when to, when I was over, I was in Italy one time. Man, it was gross, but I, you had to do it. And a couple of ball games that I want to hear. There's no choice. Yeah, dude, stadium, stadium floors, you're not really getting a choice. No, but you know what's funny about the, because they, like, like, at the Coliseum for L.A.

Sure. It's trough. It, the troughs are huge. They're real, you're not missing because they, they angle out towards you. Do they put ice? No, not, no, not in those. That's's all that was always fun. I love peeing on ice Peeing on ice can get me to go to a trough any day. Yeah, that's so now you so if everything had ice in it You'd pee in it publicly. I'll tell you if I get wealthy enough

I'm gonna have someone follow me around with snowballs and they just hit the urinals and then I just I Snowconum it's funny the wealthier you get the more Backwards you want to be right you You don't want to get fancier You want to go back like like a Eric Andre as soon as he bought his house. He put a urinal in there And I was like God. I've always wanted a urinal to yeah, he put a urinal is house Fucking good move there. Yeah, so cool. A urinal is a great move. Yeah, well because it's also I don't always if I don't want to always P in the toilet with the toilet seat up and do all this. I want a pee in a thing. I've always said my aim is built for urinals.

It is. And that's why it's like my Batman logic that I can't pee in a urinal. Well, you're tall. So that's even harder. You got more disc. I used to piss all over my friend, McDaniel. He's a coach for the 49ers.

His mom was like, I bring him up a lot. His mom was like, their house was impeccable. Yeah, impeccable. You could never get anything dirty. And she would get, she'd was like, their house was impeccable. Yeah. Peccable. You could never get anything dirty. And she would get, she'd be like, does he know how to aim when he peas down stairs? How many six four?

No, I was like, you know, I was a teenager. So you were six two. Yeah, but the sprinkle back. It was the sprinkle back. The splash off. The splash off and she's like, is he have bad, I'm like, I don't have bad aim. It's the system.

How good is your stream though? Strong stream. Yeah, see I'm a sprayer. You're a sprayer. I don't know what's going on down there, but it's all over the place. I would put your stream though? Strong stream. Yeah, see I'm a sprayer. You're a sprayer. I don't know what's going on down there, but it's all over the place. I would put a couple of pins in there and it's a- Have you ever tried to pull something out? There's nothing in there.

Jacob, what's up? I've heard your stream. It is powerful. Thank you. It is powerful. Yeah! Lewis, can we get that clean? My hardest thing was flights getting on a plane.

Well, I think it's funny to be on a plane because the piss goes everywhere It goes everywhere. Yeah, I think it's a layer and also I have to bend I pee in the sink Really yep perfect tight I think you might have just I pee in the sink. I Love I I'm not kidding at all. It's washes around on a plane. Yeah, I just hold down the drain Hold on the you know, oh, that's up top with the red and the blue button. I know around. On a plane. Yeah. I just hold down the drain. Hold on the, you know, how that's up top with the red and the blue button. I know exactly what you're talking. Yeah. Oh, my God. Hold it down. I pee right in the sink. Dude, I think you might as change my whole pee. No one's

doing dishes in there, you know? Yeah. You're not washing your babies. No. Yeah. Jacob, how much is that bother you knowing that people pee in the fucking sink on the plane? I never even considered that. I can sing on the plane. I never even considered that. No, well consider it pal. Consider it done. Oh, I'm considering. But here's the deal. You don't wash your, Jacob, if you're a true germaphobe,

you don't wash your hands in those sinks anyway. You have Purell in your travel bag, don't you? I don't believe in just alcohol. I like to wash my hands. I think it's better. But now that you brought this up, it changes the game. It should. It should. You don't believe in just alcohol. What do you mean? They were like the old, the oldest solutions of washing ourselves. If you piss and then you just put alcohol drops on, you're not getting rid of the piss. It's still there. You know, you're killing all the germs that

would exist though. True. Yeah, but you still got all right what clean piss on your hands, you know what I mean? That's right. Yeah clean piss is just water you're just putting like a lacquer down over your hands I need it. You know clean piss is just water you know that right Yeah, okay, I got I guess is water Jacob if you get piss on your hands, it's clean I guess it's walking guys that take a they'll go to the they'll take a leak at the Inner at their urinal and then they'll use the purell instead of washing their hands. It grosses me out. That grosses you out. What about cleaning?

You're, you still got piss on your hands. You've just put alcohol on it. So you sterilized your piss and you're touching the door handle. Jacob, piss is relatively sterile. Jacob, hypothetically, what would you think if you knew one of your friends peed and then didn't wash their hands No, I know what happened All right a close friend I forget watches For kids you're you're a good man

Hey, everybody. This is DJ Lou and on this week's lost tapes Brian six also known as the bea'ser and Shane Gillis joined Dan and Jay at Jay's house to talk about shitty jobs. Here's the clip. Restaurant managers have the same energy where they're like, you need to be here for the team and you're like, this is a fucking Apple Beezer. I'm gonna go fuck.

When I worked at, I did three shifts at, at Outback Steakhouse. I got, hold on, there's a fucking, ah, wait. No, I do it. All right, there's a ladyet. Ah, wait. No, I do it. All right. There's a lady that's from the Philly comedy scene. And B's are, B's are likes to make fun of her.

And she posted on Facebook. She's a bit of a, you know, she's a wild lady. Yeah. She posted on Facebook. She was like, got a big job interview at Applebee's coming up. And she was like stoked on it. And then nine hours later, the first post was like, call back in Applebee's, this is it.

This is being super fun. And then call back. Yeah, this is the part in her interview in Applebee's. And then like five hours later, she posted like, anybody even hiring, like she didn't get it. She didn't get it. Oh man. But I almost re-side down,

because her last name rinded with Applebee's. I almost reactivside up because her last name rhymes with Applebee. So I almost reactivated my Facebook account. Just a comment underneath that Jody Applebee. Just in all accounts. I'm telling you, me tanking or losing a restaurant job interview. I've done it a couple times and Outback was, I went to Outback. I spent all of my last come money. I made it and I spent it in the most ignorant ways possible.

Yeah. And then I had no money and I was like, I need a job, and I live by an outback's deck house, and I was like, I'd like to be a waiter here. And the guy was like, we're not hiring waiters, and I was like, well, I need a job. And he was like, all right. That's your responsibility.

Outback. You can suck my dick for money, I guess. Yeah, I was like, okay. And he goes, all right, well, it can be a busser, and I was yeah, okay, and he goes all right well You can be a busser and I was like will I be a waiter? And he's like I don't know I don't do just come and do stuff We have money the end of the week for it except your proposition

Dude I showed up and I had to train with a 16 year old and I was 19, which makes you feel like you're being trained by a child. Oh, wow. Cause he's like, and over here is, I think I might have told the story on because that's Linda. Don't talk to her. She's mine. Where you take a clean sheet. She doesn't know it yet.

You got to put it in the glass rack. Pull it and push. So his older brother was like this guy who I guess played walk on football at U of A and I was 19 and this guy was like 23 and he was a piece of shit and I just remember him talking shit to me and I did two training shifts with his little brother who was 15 or 16 and then I quit and when I quit because I got hired at KFMA. So shout out KFMA today. So real. It's a real place. It's a real concert. So when I went into quit. I brought my T-shirt my Apple these T-shirt my April

I was like, hey man. I just want to bring this back. So I'm not gonna need this I'm I'm done. I don't I'm gonna quit and he goes you're what and I go I'm quitting. I don't I Have you scheduled for tomorrow? I'm like yeah, I quit. I don't I have you scheduled for tomorrow. I'm like, yeah, I quit. I don't work here anymore. And he goes, well, if you come back here, I will not rehire you. It was so weird to me because I was like, I'm sure you want to take one more day to think about this decision before you're never able to work at this branch of Applebee's ever again. I'll get you 40% off an awesome blossom. Right. I was just thinking of what was making me laugh so hard about that, it's just fucking showing up

to an Applebee's call back. And not getting it. That's so much fun. Or a job at Applebee's. But it requires two interviews. I know, she's like, she goes, it's down to you. And there's real nice prospect we got coming in from Delaware.

I think it's down to you and probably no one. I'd hire someone. You know what, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna leave those tables empty. I'm not gonna have another server here that hire you. I'll cut half the floor. Just to, but if you smell weird, I'm not hiring you.

Dude, why don't you, I've never, how do you blow an Applebee's interview? I've never went for an interview. I think she can do it. Yeah, she can pull it off. She goes, got one of those sleds off the wall? They're going to, no. That's hilarious. She goes, she's going to keep it in. She's still it off. She goes, got Tara one of those sleds off the wall? You got it now. That's hilarious.

You're going to keep it in? She's stealing flair. Yeah, I guess. Oh, I got my own that railroad crossing sign. I'm going to fuck it, bring that thing. I'm going to bring it home that net full of seashells. I'll tell you what, I want that 1995 central high football picture. I want that, my bathroom.

I've never went for a job. I babysat my brother and sister so much when I was younger. You were the babysitter's club? Yeah, for sure. That was mostly my job through high school. But when I would get jobs, I always went for jobs that there is nobody didn't get it. Exactly.

It was just like jobs where you have a headset on answering phone calls or making phone calls and shit like the Work things people got I never like I've been saying I never worked in the service industry I really like wish to some degree I had I couldn't even process it I watch I watch staff at like packed comedy clubs Like in all like on the road they have they break all that stuff down like before the shows you ever have good old club It turned over yeah, but while they're turning over like the managers on the microphone. Yeah, I'm stuff is like all right You're seven to 14 and blah blah, but and like I don't even

We had we had such a funny fucking mean six just got back from Saratoga Springs and we went to this we went to this Habachi place for lunch Yeah, and we had a not Benny Harness. We had a no was you got to keep it the Benny Harness Yeah, you can't go outside mad at us. Yeah, and dude He's probably cut. He's probably gonna go home and then they brought you guys in it was such a weird experience to have a dude like Flipping you shrimp and you're both mad at each other like he was like yeah We were both like he was like fucking shrimp. He caught it like fuck this delicious He was like, yeah, we were both like, he was like, he was fucking trippy.

He caught it and like, fuck this delicious. We're also, Shane was laughing at him when he kept dropping the knives, still a little. He came out and dropped shit. He dropped it and walked out right away and started like clinging knives on the thing. So he then he dropped one and I was like,

and that's a fumble. I thought it was funny. Dude immediately he's like, I didn't even wanna take this fucking grill. So it's been done right now, and Shane's just laughing at a guy flipping knives. Well, you dropped it Yeah, I tell you when I went to there's a Benny Han is in Mall of America was like a few times ago that I was there I went by myself

By yourself this guy's flipping. Yeah, well, they put you in a table with like a lot of people You're at the Hibachi girl by yourself. You made them come out. No, I went by myself. So I went there and I was the last person sitting at it. We're just like, you know, two families or something. It's you. Or two come in. So and the guy he called out to Flipini goes,

Mr. Wandoora. There he goes. Family. Creepy guy. Yeah, mouth open. You're not far off, dude. He kept like, I was just got, they play off somebody. They play off somebody go. You're not far off dude. He kept like I was just got they play off somebody They play off some do as impressions. I do they they play off somebody like in the in the table

They always like work off someone and I was like his asshole. He did all that thing where you know He like he would tell you to like you know He's like yeah, make sure a shrimp good make sure you be holding one out and you're like, I'll just have it with everybody All he's like, I don't make sure I'm good and then people are even going to try the shrimp and you're like He's gonna go any like flips it back and it was pocket and you're like You got me again fuck face like by the end like He was doing all the shit like to me and me just getting like more and more where I hated it I hated it so much

there's those families there's some little kid looking at his dad like that guy's an asshole huh dad yeah so I'm just trying to have some chicken and shrimp by myself he goes he falls for dad look at this simple man he falls for it every time I'm telling you one thing you did to me one thing you did to me one thing you did to me was give me Like he did something where you like tapped my nose and do like a boop no What one of the knives? No, it was like well, it'd be about whoop He was an wanting you with Havachi's Over here

Hey, might want to pick your draws back up. They'll five yaw down the field Yes, put some chicken on your table. He goes, hey, look down, you go, no chicken, right? He's a chicken. You're talking about chicken. You off fat gay chicken, you go, all right, these two families are right here. It was a joke. He didn't call me fat at all, damn, but you've seen freaking out about it. It's been so fun.

I'm just saying, he didn't call me fat, and now you've called me fat three times. As an example, I shame you through voice. Yeah. Oh, you're so fat. Why are you so late all the time? Respect for the other people's time Maybe you can call back to your friends when they catch you and they say call me Is that what he said when he was at the botchy? Do you say those things? Remember when I get you You want me to put dollars you don't make you don't make a Refter payback remember when I pay for the Uber home from the serious and

Just like just shit like that Was he riffing like that like Moontawa maybe you don't have to go to Cisco's if you don't like it Passerguss I just kind of hope that this is how Batchie guy is great Hey it's Big J Algrison and I hope you enjoyed this week's Best of the Bond Fire. You can listen to the show live every Monday through Thursday from 6th to 8 p.m. Eastern

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