The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - No Respect

Episode Date: December 8, 2023

Black Lou disrespects Bobby, DJ Lou disrespects Christine, and Jay can't stop using a word that we can't broadcast!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash bonfire for a special offer. And now the bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Kelly. This was glam, Ozzy. Ozzy went glam for a minute. I knew all the words to this album. I'll tell you this.

Who writes Ozzy songs? Who's the writer? I just got a talking to from Black Lou. Yeah, he showed you what. I just showed you what was what. I just got a talking to from Black Lou. Yeah, he showed you what, he showed you what was what. I just got a, can you make me hot, would you? He said you're an antiquated older gentleman who goes on this day and all things work. He actually just said that my Instagram sucks

and it's killing itself. It's stupid and your big bubble letters look like Eddie Murphy movies. And he also, I'm pretty sure he said you're bald and you have a gray beard. I don't like it. Absolutely not. I mean, kind of. You're bald and you have a gray beard. I don't like it. Absolutely not. I mean, kind of.

You're bald and you're ugly. Anytime somebody has to say it respectfully, it means I don't respect what you're doing. It means that we're not here. He goes like, you know, fuck those guys ideas. Yeah, I have. In front of us, it says respectfully, which I appreciate. Respectfully, you need to wear a tie

next time you say respectfully. Respectfully. Yeah. Do we have a corporate tie wear a tie next time you say respectfully. Respectfully. Pshuh. Do we have a corporate tie for a black loo now if he's back? I'm trying to stay away from the corporate. No. Lose trying to not be corral. He's arguing so the conversation's about getting more video footage of the show.

We want more video footage for the fans because every week when we go to promote, I have a bunch of stuff I promote, but we're always we're never promoting this No, we never like we had the Barry Manolo video. That was cool Well, listen the show continues to grow which is good because it is of everything we do I think both of us right It's the most discoverable thing because you get a car you get Serious for six months, whatever you happen upon it, you end up liking it. Sure. Maybe you're a fan of another show that was big one time and you're like, yeah, this is getting a little, and then all of a sudden you come over here.

You're like, well, these guys have a little zip. But me and Bobby both have other shows too that like, you know, they're still Legion of Skanks fans to be driven here. There's still fans of SDR show to be true. The SDR show fans are already here probably Respectfully, but yeah, I mean nice just to have some assets to like Jay put out there. Yeah, Jay respectfully Respectfully, I believe all the SWFans here the sex drugs rock and roll fans of here. Respectfully. Yeah. Respectfully. Respectfully. Respectfully. Yeah, we had it such a respectfully. Respectfully. Yeah. Last time. Hey, can we do a thing though? If you do want to not do, well, are you doing respectfully

hands? Respectfully fingers? Because I feel like... Respectfully is here in the front. Explaining fingers is up top. Respectfully is in the front. I just want to make sure Bobby has the right mindset as far as what I'm conveying to him at this point in time. Who are you right now? I'm not talking about the videos in general. I'm talking about the frequency.

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Respectfully so I want to follow your page and understand and learn respectfully. Thank you for doing that Respectfully. I tell you both if we had a camera going right now everyone will see how funny it is You guys doing respectfully fingers lose doing some kind of other fingers He's doing thoughtful a gun to mouth fingers respectfully if we did have three cameras going right now. Yeah, Jacob's phone with a Seven we never respectfully good clip right now. Oh, great. We should have a company that stands behind Why don't you provide those clips what we do have a company? It's called the apartment to do. It's called big old J-Bom And J just bought two cameras. I have Uno camera. You have a phone. Yes, Jacob respectfully has his phone up now Respectfully and respectfully this company will not invest money into the show

Respectfully this company is like if we start asking for you know, I don't know maybe these cameras to work You know, oh you mean the $5,000 cameras that are in the studio 10,000 oh yeah, oh yeah, Easy, respectfully I made a mistake. Oh, oh respectfully series XM You can save me money on these personal fucking gazillion dollar Cameras I'm about to buy That I'm convincing myself I'll use on the road somehow you 100% well

I will you will use those on the road somehow you 100% well You will use those on the roads, but here's the thing when we get That's let me just see they're pretty cool. They're fucking fast, and are you praying hands now? Are you praying? Oh no respectfully? Yeah, respectfully yeah, don't have don't have a pray during respectfully I Think I think you're right About the thing I just respectfully that was probably something you could have told me When it was just me and you yeah Not in front of the room of people that Bobby's a corn ball child who post too much. Yeah

This is a place look who's getting ready to make waffles. I mean wow Do I hate raking or what it was was like this. Respectfully, you post way too much. And go. Hey, Zip-Bop Fire. How you guys doing? Yeah, it goes, you post like a teenage girl, no one likes it. All right, take it away, boys. Hit the button.

Oh, can we say, by the way, and they're coming to my shows this week in our spokes model, Lin. No. Yeah, I heard no we're in no one are gonna come to Saturday really my Saturday show her boyfriend Husband husband sorry. Yeah, yeah, um what are they doing with the kids? I couldn't tell you how's her only fans doing shitty? Whoa, sorry, I signed up Whoa, Jesus Christ. I signed up. This is factfully. I signed up. She's not doing it. She's not doing much on it. No She's not the next hour. Oh

You got it all. Yeah Must she's a young girl or family's probably yelling at her Happy she's not on it. Yeah, I know Jacob. I know you want her She posted the cutest Money to feed the chickens and then she she packed it up. Go go go posted today, I love it. Go back up, Christine. That's crazy to say, Jacob, out loud. What? Just following her posts like that. Yeah, click that right there. She wrote under that one. I commented on it. No, with the bonfire shirt on. She said, am I still allowed to be the

spokesperson or do I have to resign since the end of the year? I texted back. It's a lifelong title. Yes. Yeah. You're the only spokesperson model. We're going to have a contest for new spokesperson models. Maybe when she hits 30 or something gross like that. Yeah. But I mean right now, I know. I say, if she turns blue and dies in a bathtub, even more. Oh my god. What a great, if our spokesperson model was dying from colloidal silver poisoning. Is that the only actual comment you've ever posted on Instagram? No. No, it's not. But I, Christine, look at this. It's a separate piece.

Respectfully, you don't want to post too much. Yeah, she posts once in a while because if you post too much, you come off like a gay Asian or something. Yeah, but Bobby is a, is an influencer. That changes the, the, the landscape of what you're saying doesn't it respectfully Lose saying that it creates audience fatigue. I Don't know that I mean respectfully. I don't think he said that but I think you guys had a conversation about it He read it by me first. I think I wanted to make sure that it was respectful Yeah, you know that things going on behind the screen. So

Bobby my words can come out. You're tiring the audience I mean, I only say that because oh, what's Bobby doing there? Oh, Bobby's standing outside the cellar great He respectfully I only say that because I Want you to stop doing it respectfully. I'm gonna sick of you, Bob. I'm an 80-year-old man when it comes to social media. Are you saying that- That emotionally and temperature wise. Yes.

And emotionally face wise. Christine, you got to make it warmer in here. It's fucking freezing in here. I stand by that. Um, are you saying? Bobby social media. Oh, over and over again. Jeremiah smash cut smash cut. Smash cut smash cut. The thing is posting to a long fire content or all Bobby Kelly content.

All Bobby Kelly content. So we're getting washed out. We're in the Bobby Kelly wave. On the timeline, he has multiple posts coming from, and it's not just from him, right? He has the collaborations coming, but his people, his audience is still seeing that collaboration. So it's post and then post. And then so what happens is, your engagement goes down, right?

The bonfire engagement is up there, because we have fans that just love our shit, keep liking, keep commenting. There's, I there's one The bonfire fans have one place to go Instagram no, no, no, no, there's one thing that they go no, no, no respectfully you're Respectfully you're being passive aggressive

Respectfully no, there's one there's one show to go to the bonfire. I have There's one show to go to the bonfire. I have four different shows I'm promoting, plus stand up. Janice, so when I have to promote, okay, YKWD clip comes out on Monday. The rags comes out on Tuesday. You know, the bone to pick, and what I'm saying is, and then I have to promote dates, too. So I have to put something up for dates. And it's like certain days things go up. Mine's good, Black Lou, right?

Fantastic. No, Bob. Okay, I love Bob. Hang on a second. Hang on, I'm trying to get my respectfully hang on, I gotta get hang on. No, I'm sorry. Respect respectfully, I didn't mean interrupt. I just want to make sure Black Lou thought that mine was a flawless social media. So you think that Jay doesn't post a lot?

I think he posts right amount. All right, and you can see this. Okay, just well, I just want to stop bringing your eyebrows up over your glasses because it's respectfully bothered me. I feel like you're the principal, trying not to call me a fat loser. So when you look at this stuff, it's like from what I understand,

it's engagement, right? Jay has a lot of engagement, the bonfire has a lot of engagement. And when you don't see that on someone who has 116,000 followers, it makes you wonder if he either is burnt, is burning them out and they're not liking as much as they should. Once in a while, it's just a picture of me just up there. I was given to the people. Okay. And not you. I'm just saying.

When he got to realize, respectfully, when you realize people like Jay Morgan, no, I don't want to get into them. Go ahead. Good. I don't want to anger anyone here. I don't want to. Go ahead. I don't want to anger anyone here. Please don't anger anybody. Nobody's going to get yours. Has a more personal touch because I feel I don't know this for sure.

Maybe Jay is not personalizing his. Jay has a company. Yeah. I'm going to say, but yeah, Jay's not. I'm going to say this right now. Jay has a company that has inroads into Instagram that have released the Hounds. I don't. Now, I, okay, so if I hire a company that can call somebody at Instagram and unshadow band me and make my stuff open more, this is all

stuff I think in my head. You're not shadow band. I'm shadow band. No. I am shadow band. Is that why you post 75 times a day to make sure someone sees it? I'm shadow band. I'm shadow band. No, I am shadow band. Is that why you post 75 times day to make sure someone sees it? I'm shadow band. What does that mean? That means that I can see it. So you're doing six videos a day for nobody. I'm shadow band. Are you I yeah, 100% what does that mean? That means that's there's a girl at Instagram that hates me with blue hair And she's she's used to be a guy. But I see your posts. And it means that you're not seen by people that don't follow you. You do because you're cool, but people, they don't promote my stuff. I got a one post that went to a million, right?

And then it went down to 16,000 the next day. Something happened like they blocked it. People can report you over and over again and they block you. They just shut you down. You can say- Well, the because you paid for views. I don't pay for views.

I never did. I wish I did. Why? I wish I could have that in me. Like, there's people that do that. Like pay for a chat mark. Oh, like you do things and step away from it. Like, who cares, it looks good?

Yeah, I know. I wish I had that too. I probably, you do have that. No, you're not saying. I was saying I wish I had that, like, oh, to be like, or just to not give a shit to be like, it's good for the,

listen, it's the same thing. Like, I think it's weird when those influencer girls they show them, like, they're holding like a toilet seat next to their head, with a picture of like Hawaii in the background. Like, it's an airplane window. And like, they're fine with they're holding like a toilet seat next to their head With a picture of like Hawaii in the background like it's an airplane window Yeah, and like they're fine with the world going like oh there are a private jet like to me Unless I was making the joke of that like I don't like the fake thing Yeah, like I know I know some people that went out and bought followers

I know people And I'm and I'm like all right cool. I get it I don't. I get it because they want to get beyond the visual that they're famous thinking that visual make other people follow them too. And in a respect, it does. Like other people see somebody. Respectfully. Respectfully, it does.

You know what I mean? Other people are like, oh, this guy's important. It's an optics. Sure. You know, so. But I think my thing. Oh's an optics. Sure. You know, so, um, but I think I think my thing. Oh, I think I think my thing, you think that I'm posting too much in that, that it's not getting enough. So you say I post one thing and let it sit for a couple days. Okay, you

post something every day. Do I? Do you know anything about your social media? No, I know my, I do answer my own messages though. So if I've responded to you out there, don't think you're being a guy asked me today if he guess, hey, if this is big, Jay, if I were to joke for you, would you pay me for it? You can even ask when I use it. Yes, but pay it for it. I was like, I don't need to do people writing me jokes, but okay, but it's almost the same thing. It's the same thing with the buying followers. It's like, I can't have somebody else write me a joke. I can't. I let you to rest. A roast, I can. I have people. I would have some people help. I have the every time

I've asked anybody to help me with it. Honestly, it's like let me bounce off them, give me pieces, but anything. Yeah, take it and make it your own. You have to take a joke and make it I just almost like give me the concept like give me the concept like this happened to this person when they were younger and you can make a joke about Almost like that, you know, I mean like we know that thing, but I can't do if I did I did wanted a Josh out of my ears Or no at the at Lewis's roast in Houston, at the Seeker Group and we did a Skankfest there, I said, I said something I got a laugh and I went, Josh Adam Myers wrote that.

And I said to say it, I'm like, we had to hire writers at that because he told us four days before we were doing the roast that we were doing the roast. Of course, yeah, yeah. No, but like I know comics that have people write jokes for them. Of course, I don't know.

I said people do it. I'm not arguing that. That to me is crazy. But I can't I don't know. I said people do it. I'm not arguing that. That to me is crazy. But I can't do that. Yeah. I could never do that. It just doesn't work. I'll just feel like I'm like,

I'll have like no oomph to get on stage. I'm like, this isn't even something funny that I thought, like in your mind, I'm mind it works like, oh, I thought this is funny. Let me tell these people. I don't see the pride in somebody else's joke. Well, I think people looking at it as a business at that point.

Of course. So it's like, I need to... Oh, I thought of this as a business, I'd probably be doing much better. That's true. I don't, I want to do the things I want to do. I do plenty of things I don't want to do, but like... Is your people expensive? The internet people that do post all you shit?

Yeah. And make you creeps. We pull up a piece of shit. Well, now I got two things going,, because I got, I got Dylan is doing the filming and editing and making stuff. Yeah. And then the company is posting it basically and the rhythm of when the post it and all like that.

So they know when to post it and how much to post it. Theoretically. So maybe I should hire that company. Well, I like your personal touch. Yeah, but I like that you're, I, I, yeah, but listen, by the way, you can still do that. My, what is it where you're using it?

My thing is, my frequency is not getting enough. What is the other word you used? Engage management. Engagement. I don't, my free I respectfully, Jacob, respectfully. My frequency is hampering my engagement. You know, Sam, and I need, I love you, but I need engagement. It's too much stuff that no one's going and commenting and getting into a thing underneath. I, all right, I can only go by me one I see you put you to the bonfire stuff you post

That's really all I know right now. I don't even know where to find stuff under my thing If you watch my comedy clips underneath them, it'll be like someone's like right away like this is a hilarious Love this guy underrated then it'll go deep into Then it'll dive deep into this guy's a racist what a piece of shit Why does he does he really think women like that does he know his mother's a woman? blah blah blah and then a budget hating stuff. Yeah, I am aware. I saw it pussy lot when I was younger. Wow Yeah, she walked for a naked too much good people Yeah Hello New York! Yeah! Kisses with you!

Kisses with you all! We're not going anywhere! New York! We won't be here, but we'll be there! But that's what you're saying, Lil' gives people time to get angry and defend me and then call me a piece of shit and then say it's great. You know what I mean? That's what you're saying, Lil' gives people time to get angry and defend me and then call me a piece of shit and then say it's great. You know what I mean? That's what it is.

So Bobby is always like, hey, look, here's a video of me putting on my left shoe. Oh, you guys thought I was going to leave you out of putting on the right? No way. I take care of my kids. Is that what you're saying? That my content sucks? I love your content. Thank you.

Respectful. And I think there's any time you see a lot of the same content anyone would be like all right So let me ask your question black Lou. Yes What so the problem to be solved is to post less Absolutely or more periodically I can ask for a little more time like James look I ask you that though How about in story format because the argument against your point here, how do you do less, how do you do more, but periodically?

What does that mean? He's asking you to cut it out. You're saying, stop posting. But Lou, let me ask you something like, there's a, Bert Kreischer, who his story thing on his Instagram is 75 dots long. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You're saying that's not good, but he's got a two million followers.

Yeah. Yeah Yeah, you think the majority of those followers are getting past the 15 slide. I don't think so let me ask you question No, he post fucking 90 times a day. Yeah, and he gets so there's a point where the tipping point where you just go over it and people just go Is that what you say and I I haven't got over the tipping point And I haven't got over the tipping point, respectfully, where it would just, why do you think that like my view is 30,000 or 50,000 or 60,000, right? And Jay's getting hundreds of thousands. No, they're always.

Right? Because I mean, right? Is that what you're saying? Is this a poster or story? Am I too young? Am I too, I'm sorry. By the way, shout out to Bert. This bird this crazy don't tell me that's real It's we it's absolutely real. It's the 40 pounds. He's lost look at this go to the next clip. That's crazy

Yeah, that's he looks fucking amazing 100% not crazy. You could do that. I could do that it will cost around 50,000 dollars Oh, you're right. I was gonna say steroids testoster it's called steroids testosterone a doctor drinking the blood of a German child a person Yeah, also a person a person making you work out every day Yeah, yeah, no, no, but that's that yeah, I have done you have Christine. What do you want for lunch? It's not gonna happen You want a half a sandwich and we'll split it with the mac and cheese on the side? Yeah, yeah, I do. Yeah, I do it respectfully Christine Respectfully respectfully. I guess you're're right if somebody worked me out every day Yeah, yeah, dude. I'm really questioning my my influencer status now. No, you're doing great. Why cuz you got black glued. I got I

Nice I really did you know there's a time when black people didn't disrespect white people like that How that time is gone. I think this seems racist, but it also may have been true many times on Old on older black sitcoms. I always thought that somebody in the show definitely sang the theme song. What? Somebody. Well, because all the family they did. Right, they did. But it's not what it was.

It's not what it was. Like good times, I always thought it was like ballona or something. She did. Did she sing it? Phelma. Wait. Pheloma. The neighbor. The neighbor Foma. Wait. Foma. The one, the neighbor, the neighbor sung it. Well, Loma, did she actually? Yeah. Yeah. That's why you made that.

But the Jefferson's wasn't sung by Weezy. What was it sang by Marla Gibbs possibly? No, but 227 might have been sung by Marla Gibbs. Yeah, I'm telling you. Black people would do it right. The Jefferson's. Yeah. Not who wrote who sang who sang it. Jelly Roll sang it. Jelly Roll. Janet Dubas was the singer of the Jefferson's theme song and she

was the neighbor on good times. That's what she sang the Jefferson's theme song. Not good times. on good times, but she sang the Jefferson's theme song, not good times. Unless she did. Yeah, it says she also did. Yeah, she sang and composed good times and and a bean don't burn in the kitchen. We know, going on a grill to go a whole lot of time just to get up that hill. I don't know. That Bobby, I was trying to help you to get back in the black loose good grace.

Is but he just turned his back on. I turned his back. He's actually shut his fucking shut the camera off I'm saying who's saying the good times theme were Jim Gilstrap and Blinky Williams. Oh Blinky I love Blinky not Janet you wall that doesn't play a black woman. Yeah. Well, how do you know Blinky? Well, I know a black woman. I just know wow Wow Jacob I'm pretty sure there's black was see Blinky out there. Yeah, I mean not many, but there probably is Excessive back then yeah, you don't know Blinky Rosa Huh, Blinky Rosa, you know, no blinky Rosa to choose a big blinky Rosa box. That was her nickname. Yeah, back in the bus. I'll leave it in shit Black lose leaving he's done that's it. He's leaving

Just quit just quit the show you taking over the guns. Oh, thank God she left that fucking perfume was overpowering And I'm tasting it. Wow old lady stink. Oh my god. What just I still smell it. She's been gone. Damn what a crazy attack. What happened? Respectfully. Well, I said I was nice to her, but now that she's gone I I can't but you can't say respectfully Respectfully. I didn't put your hands up. I didn't know that's doesn't seem respectfully. I fucking reeks Damn it. No, no, that doesn't seem respectfully. I fucking reeks Look, it's bad. It's nice cool. It's nice perfume Too much. I'm eating it lose committing suicide by cop right now

You want what do you want off the show? Listen to the show. We don't have to tell her when she walks back in We're a stinky face of course I mean he has a point we don't have to tell her friend i mean he has a point we don't have to tell her but i don't know what else it doesn't bother anyone else you could be a man and stick with the guys or you can be you know a kept dude and rat luau it's up to you jade do you think we got about we just look at her weird for a while yeah can we just go

uh... but jay apparently now if that's true that christines wearing overpowering perfume you're okay with it because Josh does this also I caught Josh when I picked him up last week to do SDR show in the car dunking his head into Cologne it was he had a lot on it's overpowering burns my nostrils how how's mine I can't even smell it Christine's taking over the room is it bad yeah I can't smell it I can't even smell it. Christine just takes over the room. Is it bad? Yeah, I can't smell it. I don't smell it. Yeah, but you can't smell.

Sure. We can. They can't. They can't smell. They can't smell. What's that, me? Well, that was the old show. You confused me.

Confused all the time. This is J loves, African doesn't mean he can't smell. Yeah, I use African so I can smell. I can smell it. I can smell it. I can smell it now. I could taste it. What is this? How many spritzes? We recommend no more than five, no less than two,

and space them out, wrist, neck, and body. Probably about a four sprayer to make the scent even. I do two on the neck, one, two, and then one on the wrist, and then rub the wrist. I do I do two on the neck one two and then one on the wrist and then rub the wrist I do neck neck wrists and then just kind of like an in front of me walk through it. Oh you do a walk through I've done a walk through in a while, but I do respect the walk through. Yeah, I just don't have time to I always forget the walk through Need is one walk through leave well I did a walk through once and I just shaved my head and it burnt my top of my head

Really? So I don't really do walk through it anymore. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah. Like the walkthroughs, I like a walkthrough. Who wears anybody wears savage? Is that me? Yes. You do too. Yeah. I like it. I like J.S. I want to see you only. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Guys, one sec. What did you say Jacob? I like J.S. Savage. I like how he smells but but he only has them right amount when you go near him you give him a hug you smell him that's great hang on a sec respectfully it's not Jay's savage Jay's

I wear savage no no way to mix with my chemistry is that what you saying can I give you a hug now to smell it Jamir I like how you smell when I give you a hug, Bobby. Get over here. Give me a hug. I'm taking my coat off, right? No, okay. Get ready for this. So far.

Hi, I'm Johnny Depp. How was that? I was smelling his neck. My, I mean, I put my head in his neck. Is Christine crushing you with the perfume today? Well, Lou said it's destroying the entire room. I believe you, but I can't. Well, then he called my girlfriend a sticky face.

No, a sticky old lady face. Stinky old lady face. Stinky old lady face. She had sensitive like Lou, so I believe him. I complimented her at first, and she said, it does it smell like too much like an old lady first. She had sensitive like Lou, so I believe him. I complimented her at first and she said, it does it smell like too much like an old lady and I said no, but now that it's keep coming up my nostrils, I believe it is old lady.

Got you. So when she comes back in, I say we let it sit for a couple minutes, let him deal with it, let him burn it a little bit. And then we tell her, where did she go? Take a shower. Damn. Wow. Lou, do you want, where did she go, take a shower? Damn. Wow.

Lou, do you want, do you want off the show? Is Corielli getting a show here? No. Let's go. What's happening? I'm gonna need a board refresh before you go this route. Okay.

I don't understand. First of all, I'm getting attacked by Black Lou. You're getting, your girl's getting attacked by, yes, it's been so hard. By DJ Lou. I mean, what's happening? It all comes out What's going on guys? I did my mouth Reaction for sure I feel things very intensely

And black with you sensitive to my social media presence. I don't know, I don't, I do. And black glue with you. Is sensitive to my social media presence. I don't trust your smell opinion because you sit right next to Josh when he comes in here and you don't mind it at all where I'm gagging. Yeah, you guys are beat this out when it goes live. You guys sound like two. Can you beat this out too? I agree. Yeah.

It's like, you know, you're beat this out too. You're like two. Can you be this out too? I agree. Yeah. That's a lot of weird things. You know, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, you're a, too. How's that? You were going the other way. I mean, are you out of your mind? No, I know that he'd leave it in.

I hope I remember to edit that out. You see, you see two of them go, we got him. Called Dan. We got it. We nailed him. We nailed him. Dan doesn't have to worry about that podcast. No, two and so good. We got it. We nailed them. We nailed them. Dan doesn't have to worry about that podcast not doing so good I can't tell DJ lose Maddox doing great. You're fucking asshole I can't tell if DJ Luzcho is is actually made a Christine or if this is like a backhanded thing about it's very hard to discover

He had to lose character. Did you just quit smoking again? backhanded thing about very hard to discover he had a lose character that's put smoking again ha ha ha ha ha did you take up smoking a quit smoke you call their old lady face no i'm not mad it's just like when i'm on the bus and someone has overpowering yeah you have to off the bus you were little of no but a real man was a lot of us if jay

a little personally attacking it's a real man he'd stay on the you know what you personally yeah you as I went, let his smell make me run off a bus. Can I say something? I am not a Luke. Pfft. They did your cut bar.

I was man enough to call black lieu out to his face on air. Yeah, yeah. And he was respectfully enough able to call me out to my face on air. DJ Lou, waited until Christine left the room. Yeah, it's our bag. I was like, oh, weird. Like, if this was the bar, that would be cool.

Which, so weird. Which makes him, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh, oh, my, oh, my, oh, oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, my, oh, my, oh You're gonna be honest go right next to Lou It's not a personal attack and she's attacking me personally. I'm gonna take right now. All right next to Lewis Holy that old lady face needs to go right Real man Jay would stay there though. Yeah, absolutely He's right right now. He's right. Wow. I'm going to come up this which goes back and I just visited my grandmother on the hot home. Which goes back in on where my mask. Yeah, it says I'm willing to bet she heard you because the door wasn't fully

closed. So she might come in hot. No, it is it is it is it is pretty no, but I'm arguing that it's pretty hot. It's just the ordeal that's made about it seems a little You and DJ Lua Jager have Tennessee to act like No, we can't say on the air. I'm going to spend five hours editing this because of you two Yeah, we don't forget about black little being a you know No, I don't know a ninkin poop a ninkin Real poopy head

Seriously We'll see we'll see what Christine. We'll see how the next fucking 25 minutes go. Yeah, I see one stinky Christine Cracken how we're gonna deal with this yeah, no it is strong I agree with you, but his his aggression but how many more aggressive things are we gonna do a Christine before I stop saying It starts saying more wild wild things Attack her personal just yeah, but I you have to understand I will attack personally So you know yes black blue person. I love Christine. Yeah one of my favorite people of all time. Of course. Okay, I'm making sure you know Yeah, but her Instagram presence sucks She needs way more. I will talk about her

What am it engagement Not enough Bobby too much Jay Goldilocks. Yes, right. Just right about it. Jay's perfect. Jay's great. Jay's amazing. Black Lou called you a genius before you came in the room, Bobby. So what? He said, don't get me wrong. I think Bobby's a genius. But then he went into the engagement speech with me. Listen, here's the thing. There's any time somebody calls you a genius and they go, but they didn't mean the genius part. You have to understand that.

But behind your back, I think he means it. No, first of all, when you say he's a genius because of this, great. When you say he's a genius, but he does this and he's stupid. When it gives you the example of the stupid part, or the part that you're doing wrong, and not the genius part, He didn't mean the genius part Maybe he didn't but that's the second time I heard him use that word about you and also Jay is one two Jay

Ogrison genius That sure that that was a legitimate genius. I said you do it. I I don't like I like Bobby's post look when he did the man, mm-hmm. I Thought that was great. It was I'm not saying I was saying that was that was alive. That was alive. That was all engaged. Hi, Christine. Hey, what's up, Chris? Hey, Christine. Hey, Christine. How you doing? As soon as you walk that other room, everyone said your perfumes, vicious and smells. I didn't DJ

Lewis, particularly mad about it. But if it makes you feel any better, I called them and Lou 50 times in an almost threatening tone of like they should probably apologize, but they say you're perfumes too much. It is too much. Yeah, yeah. Wait a minute. What? Yeah, it's Chanel number five. It's too much. I got the bottle. Is it like the bottle? It's this like special edition red bottle. But it's like a lot. It's like too strong of a scent. This is my first day wearing it Me and Lou talked about it before the show started. I love you, Christine Yeah, he said you're great. Then you walked that room. He said you smelled and called the old lady shit and stuff

I said it was a little lady. I go to mature for me. He said old lady face. No He used to say he said you're offending him and you're doing something He's wearing a mask Yeah, that was crazy. You smell like Mother God now. And then Jacob Twinkle-Dover to go, Jacob Twinkle-Dus-A-S over there to go, oh heavens, to mercy.

I would leave work for this. So, or not Jay, he'll stay in a room with a too much perfume. Rock and roll Jay would stay. Yeah, absolutely. Rock and roll Jay would stay. And I'm not going to lie to you. Black little thing goes perfect. My social media is terrible though. Absolutely black dude rock and roll Jay would stay Black little thing was perfect my social media is terrible though

Black little everyone over there said it was too much perfume too much too much post Too much perfect strong scent but I love the bottle It's but it got Tense and awkward while you were gone. Yeah, Jay was Jay was literally sticking up for you Yeah, I was about to drop heavy secrets about people. They got me super bored. There's a lot of editing that does. But Lou does have to take the word **** out 7000 **** times.

Damn, I hope I'm accurate. You better hit that mark button. Too many marks. You can always follow the client. Why class watch you tell me your thoughts like Talk about kiss we probably talked about it on Tuesday Let's talk about kiss. We probably talked about it on Tuesday Edited that out. This is my birthday technically. Oh, yeah, happy birthday Nobody said it well, it's not my birthday. It's not but it is but today this is this air is my birthday Oh man 50 you look so good

You're right for five. Oh great man. Wait. We just ferment you don't so excited. I can't wait I'm combing it now. I'm I'm starting to comb it out. It feels good Is it isn't long enough to come do you feel it's changing anything coming? Well when I comb it take black people hair you get a wave Yeah, I get a little wave when I comb it. It's not there yet Yeah, almost there and I I comb it out like that that feels good. It just feels good to comb it I can't wait to make it black Chint black. I'm gonna get it I'm gonna get a little dove to on my shoulder like I'm gonna walk around like a magician or do something fun with it Where we leave like leave like a Hitler mustache and gray and then everything else black

Or vice well, it looks better than if you just do the Hitler mustache and black and leave the rest What if I was well it looks better than if you just do the Hitler mustache and black and leave the rest what Where's the guy's telling him that's how gross I can't help it. You do the other way and go out to juice. Just squint your eyes You've seen the Hitler cat shows it the best right? There's like a breed of cat that's got no, no, that's got like for some reason like the thing on its mouth right here is like a little mustache And then someone's they put like they have a thing on the part of it on the side is the best yeah hit her cats. Oh These are so good Why did why did Anthony Kumi get one of these?

Why didn't Kumi get 50 to these just to sit in front of his house? Yeah, just Hitler. That one really has Hitler. Black Lou, you can come over for the barbecue, but I can't tell you what the Hitler catch you're going to do. That would be bad. The other one look like you had a Hitler hair too. That would be the best one.

That's the best one. It looks like an old picture of Hitler. I'm buying this one. That's great. I'm sending it to Anthony Studio Hitler. I'm buying this one. That's great. I'm sending it to Anthony Studio. How funny is it that it's a favorite gift? Two different breeds of cats are Hitler cats and Ari Shafir cats. You can Google Ari cat that comes up watch.

I know, yeah. I mean, the Ari cats the funniest thing. You can get me. You can. It's the same. You can Google Hitler cat and Ari comes up to. That's fucking funny. I mean, it's insane. You can Google Hitler cat and Ari comes up to I mean it's insane a

breed of cat looks like Ari's your fear is the funniest thing. It has a Smarmy snarky face Yeah, is that what you think this is like he's not approving of your new joke? Yeah, is that it new bit sucks they have the same balls is he is big balls Big cat balls are he came in last night to the studio and took his nuts out really they're disturbingly big Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and vaney yeah, vaney man. Yeah, like looks like something alien new Google his balls. I don't know But I'm sure they're so big he showed them on uh... he showed them on

hbl i feel like he should be like he was supposed to be fatter like those of balls of a big fat person there's a set they weigh thirteen pounds thirty point four pounds he waited his nuts oh my god it looks like some Indonesian fruit. It looks like something that...

It looks like something that's like... What do you call that? Like a caterpillar? It's like cocooning? Yeah, it does. It looks like something like that. Do you know from bizarre foods? You crack open.

Take a bite of a gum. Not for me. Well, they're called Israeli oysters, but crack open, take a bite of a gum, not for me. Well, they're called Israeli oysters, but they're actually just due testicles. They found that in a girl's throat, in silence of the lambs, and it's something, go back from that. He's calling card.

Are he nuts? He's left his calling card again. Yeah, he's got a big, big sack, and he has no problem taking him out. Yeah, God bless him. He just will whip his shit out. He will. Well, he's got a heavy show, and a big set of nuts.

A heavy show. He's got a heavy show, that's what matters. Heavy show. Doesn't have to be the biggest show. Yeah. But it's a heavy show. It's got it. Now, it looks like the whole rig weighs like 13 pounds of re-wraith.

Yeah, the rig. His whole setup. He's got to pull off the highway and the way his rig. And those truck stops. Hey, guys, stop real quick. I'm going to weigh my rig. He's, yeah, he's got a big piece. But my, my testicles go small and big.

Me too. Right? Went outside, played basketball this morning, went outside, got in the shower and really had to let the hot water like hit my body to make my balls come out. They were so tightened up and I hate washing my dick and balls when I have tight balls. Yeah, I do too. I hate it. I feel that.

I like when I do it that I feel the balls like split over my forearm and like a snake. Yeah. Yeah. My dick's like knocking around when I just like unnecessarily soap too much where my dick pits are. You give it like a pet ball python. All right. And then my yeah, they're just swinging and dragging. It's great. Those are times I shave them. But, uh, love a nice. But when they're tight, it's the worst's great. Those are times I shave them, but I love a nice Tight it's the worst getting a shower with your cold and they tighten up. Yeah, they're tight now. I feel it I don't like it. I hate tight nuts. I hate them when the when it's all the skin has a little Little pimples on it. Yeah, let's get that seam down the middle. It's like

That's seem that's what goes all the way to your asshole. I know isn't that weird? It goes from the stage on stage I gots for God so you up like a build a barrier to fill you up with happiness and joy It goes from the top of your helmet all the way down your shaft down your balls Into your right. I see doesn't go down your dick. Oh mine does does it. I don't know now I had a girlfriend once who had a pussy lip that connected to a seam right at the bottom of her pussy that that seam went right to her ass hole. Very strange. She had a what?

So we'll be to draw it. Yeah. I love your drawings. You said you good artist. Jacob, did anyone have a pen here? Yes. I have to do one of my random works of art. I can't do it.

Do you think this would be a good clip, Black Lou? Him drawing. Him drawing. Okay. Man. Just for Bobby's won this week. He's only gonna put out one this week, so he probably is.

Listen, I'm gonna take, I'm quitting on my other show. Oh, you're recording the whole thing? Oh my God, I didn't know. Okay, so. Let's throw all that out. I'm drawing her in a spread eag position, okay? Spread eag. She had a big butt.

So I'm gonna give you that, the big butt situation. I love the fastness. Yeah, yeah, you can draw. You're a quick draw. 30 seconds catch. And so, let's see, her pussy was like this. And she had a little bit of lip, but one of the lips was flappy

and then flaps down to her butthole. Is that decent Bobby Kim, so I'm saying right there? Oh my God, it's so good. Let me see. At the bottom of the pussy, like one of the pussy lips continues. You just drew my mother.

It's a perfect portrait. It the seam. The seam goes. Like the pussy lip, like kept going down from the vagina. But it wasn't like, you know, disgusting amount of like hanging lip, but like it just followed the line of the lip and then a seam went all the way to the next.

Can I ask a question? Sure. I think if I'm not mistaken that if it wasn't of a giant it would be balls. Yeah. So that's the ball seam. It's the seam. Right? Seem went right to her shitter. Yeah. That's wild. That balls are of a giant. I was with her mafredite. I think we all are. I think we all are penis with the trans woman of course he does yeah, no, it's different of course you go Yeah, sure there you go smell it scratch and sniff smells like Christine's perfume I rubbed it all over By the way, we have to I know I said this in a text today. Yeah, doesn't be a long conversation, but Black little you might it's in Jersey home dell new Jersey

July 30th I mean everyone's got to go limp is get with opening act Cory Feldman. Come on. Yeah, come on That's gonna be so good. What day is that? He can't stop us from going to that days that he can't stop us from going to that but if we don't try and I will do everything in my power to get noticeable seats and where just our bonfire stuff again no fucking with him nobody would no I can't wait I want to sit so up close what day is it it is July. What day do you want to stay for limpus get also? Yeah, come on, dude, you got to stay for the biscuit. Yeah, they still are good. Jacob, don't make me say

word again. That's a Tuesday. That's a Tuesday. We do two shows on Tuesday. It's a Tuesday. July 30th. It's a two days. Why? That's fine. What's time? Because we're not going to get there in time for Corey Felman. Has this outdoor show on a Tuesday. Corey Felman, the guy who performs only with a sundown. It makes it. It's not always. That venue always does.

And summertime, it's summertime. Yeah, PNC. Well, it's like biscuit. I mean, that's why it's a big get. We can't we do the show live from there. Where's Bethel? Where's Bethel? Where's Bethel the show live from there. Where's bet where's betholt? down this road before we're as Bethel New York. Yeah, they're not very good with. It's that far. It's a good three hours. Yeah, fuck. We tried to do a show from a motley crew concert and they they wouldn't even allow us in the park. They won't. Yeah, they're not going to let us. Can't we rent a van and just sit out

in front of the place? Yeah, we absolutely care. And we do a live show. We had to go to a down to and they was still refused. Really? We'll just have to tape our shows. We can just do whatever the fuck we want though. We can tape whatever we want, wherever we want.

We're taking the day off. Ooh, but it won't. For content. It's a computer day off. Yeah. Oh, technically. Well, we're recording a pre-show there. What do you mean?

We can do, we are recording a pre-show there at least. We can do the pre-show. It doesn't matter. The live show, we just take off. Yeah, we were playing a live show there. I got sick. Right? You got sick in seven months.

I got sick. I got sick because my social media tank. It's gotta be in our calendar. It's gotta be in our calendars. It's gotta be in our calendars. It's gotta be in our calendar. It's a nut mess. We'll work it out.

We have to. We have to go. We have to go. I really, and we have a great time. He's going to, it's gonna be so good. I don't know if he bring backs to that one. What if it would make me so happy if he kicks us all out? It might be a no kids.

This might be an all adults one. Oh, we can't bring Max to Cory. Cause God forbid he gets into him. God forbid. He's like, now that guy's got style. Yeah. Your son is dressing like Michael Jackson when he glitters socks.

I'll fucking kill you. Yes, might be one for this. So, yeah, I'm not even bringing it up to him. Would you, I'm going to work that day. I'm going to work that day. I'm going to work that day. It happens to be at a limp biscuit concert. It happened, no, don't say that.

No, no, don't say that to him. But limp biscuit, Jacob, limp biscuit, rules live. They go. Do they, do they rule? Yeah. I don't know. I think, I saw a clip of them recently. recently they he dresses funny, but it's fucking awesome No, they were I'm telling you I wouldn't have overly given a shit either and I did that cruise ship with them

They were like they fucking go they give it fuck It's great songs as a guitarist back with the weird fucking eyes. I think West Borland is in the group still Couldn't tell who's what a dumb move that he left. He left a couple times. He left a couple times and they had a replacement. I don't think it's for sure he will be in at this time, but like, I know it's a DJ lethal is always there and the other guy, the drummer, I believe. But they, yeah, they're great.

That's such a weird, why, them, that his fans and Limp Biscuit fans and I would think would be really different Who Cory Fellman's fans. Yeah, he's not booking Cory Fellman for a he's doing listen This is again Cory Fellman failing to understand reality of what's happening. This is him going It's a hilarious novelty to have Cory Fellman go be a retard on stage before we go out there He's it's hilarious and he that. That's why he's having him go on. And by the way, early, he's going on early. What time do you think he's going on?

Because there's two other acts. So he's going to be like three. No, no, no, it won't be like that. Little bit. I bet it probably shows stars, maybe six, six, thirty. All in. Corgi film is going to get a half hour. Half hour do is think the next band will get like half hour And then and then it'll be limp is good But he's gonna He will believe that's happening for him out there you guys ready for limp is good I can't wait I hope I hope he you. And he just points right at you. You get him out.

Me? No, me, for LeBizgood. All right. We should all have bonfire shirts, but we should have a tear away Cory Feldman logo on the underneath just in case. I don't know that's what we should do. We could have this made for us if we want. But then we all need to go in crispy.

This might be what gets noticed. Cory Feldman, like merch. I'm wearing my shirt. Yeah, you've got one that you got. Yeah, you have a good one that fits already. I'm just gonna have one made or whatever. Like I'm not gonna trust it. His shitty merch is gonna fit me,

but I'll have one, man. Should we dress up like him? Like people did for kiss? Yes. I will put on a fedora for sure. I'll dress like Michael Jackson completely. Head to toe. I'm gonna do the white T-shirt glittery black jacket style.

Billy Jean. I'm gonna wear the glove and I'll wear the socks. Okay. And I'll get his wig and I'll wear his wig. I don't I'll get his wig, and I'll wear his wig. I don't mind that. DJ Lou, I'd like you in that thing that like scraps all around his dick. Look at the way he makes the Captain Eo pants.

I want black Lou in the puffy black pants, the checkered pants that he wears. Okay. With the sequence vest. No, who's doing? I want green arrow hood. OK. Oh, you're addressing like a corretto.

We're all just like some version of Michael Jackson also. I just started going to Michael Jackson. That was just I can. I have four Cory Torshirts, do you not want? OK. Well, I'd say every song, change it. Every song just to reveal another one. Take one off.

Shaman. Man, I just love it. Every song just reveal another one take one off Man, I I just love it. I love it. I Mean I'm happy for Corey fellman that he gets to announce I'm going on tour opening for limp is I'm happy for him because he What that means to him versus the reality of what it is is great? I'm glad I'm glad they're making him happy by putting them on that. The tour is called Loserville, but that is pretty funny. It's called a Loserville tour, but clearly that's a joke. Who else is on the tour? Who else is a Christine? Oh God, it's going to be so good. Xavier Wolf, it was Bones with Eddie Baker and Xavier Wolf. I don't know if we look at what that is. Bones with Eddie Baker and Xavier Wolf. It was Bones with Eddie Baker and Xavier Wolf. I don't know if we look up what that is.

Bones with Eddie Baker and Xavier Wolf. And Nate No Face. Who's that? I don't know. Who's Nate No Face? And by the way, they're only opening select dates and RiffRap is gonna host the entire shows. I was RiffRap.

RiffRap became a rapper, but he was all like from G's to Gents or something, right? Wasn't that his original thing? Black load, do you remember that? Absolutely, it was Shane. Is he a shit rapper? Ah, yeah, I don't really like him that much. He's okay.

He's more of a show. What if Cory Fumman's not on that date? Oh boy. That would be a, that would suck. That would be, what's going. That would be what's going on Christine's offensive elders. I don't want to see the microphone so I was covering my face but okay so bones is uh this is like whoa what is that out. This is the band that's opening. I really don't like this kind of music at all. Rap? No, I love rap. Just like there's duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh rules. What was that? I could do that.

We have to watch this guy. Is this anything else of him? Because this is bad shit. You want to sit through this? Yeah, I do because his live show is going to be fucking ridiculous. Whatever he does live is going to be insane. Jacob, you want to bail on everything? Experience life, dude. Nobody likes this music. Can you go to his interview?

What does that say? I don't want to bail on Corey. I want that mustache. I might grow my most effort and die black like that jigger might actually be kory filman's real number one fan there is that him live back back back That's not bad.

Now that's the thing is I guess they're getting like, uh, sort of novelty acts to open for people now. I mean, Corey Feldman for the obvious reason, this guy's clearly novelty. The other guys were a rap group, but I saw a tool they had, um, steel beans open, who's fucking so talented. But it's like a novelty thing that you know to guy in a robe Doing a one-man band. Oh, that guy's great though. He's unreal. He's really talented No, for sure, but still novelty act in the sense of like what it is

Like you're watching like the craziness of this one guy doing all this. Yeah, it's he's pretty wild though Like his songs are actually pretty good. He's great There's this two guys that one plays the drum one plays the guitar and they have an old guy Have you seen them on Instagram? Oh, just an old guy dancing and singing in front of them Fuck it nuts, but I like them a lot. They're on Instagram. It's Drummer and a guitar dude young guys rock dudes and they have this old guy in a cardigan It's just dancing and screaming and singing songs. They're pretty fucking good.

What do they call it? I don't know. All right. Just follow. I don't get that. You're too busy posting. Well, they post too much. So I don't look at them a lot because they post a lot.

Too much. They post a lot. Too many posts. On December 13th, they posted five times. Who has a date? We're going to all pull up. Who has a date? We're going gonna pull together as a group here. Bob, you're gonna post less,

Christine's gonna wear less perfume. Jacob and DJ Lou are gonna meet women, stuffing so angry. Yeah, that's called passion. I didn't wear a lot of perfume. It's just a strong perfume. You were attacked. I was dazed by it. Yeah

How to guess for air and that's what it came out. I went over and I only smelled it when I went over there Yeah, it was strong. We could wrap up the show by saying once again the behavior of A couple of Jersey a couple of jerseys. Robert Kelly live everybody. He's on the motherfucking road. He's going to be in Daniel Beach improv next week. And December 15th and 16th after that, Fort Wayne, Indiana, for New Year's Eve one night, two shows.

It's New Year's Eve in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Sarah Togas brings New York, Wisconsin, for tickets and all tour dates. Go to robbercullylive.com. I'm excited for our Christmas spectacular. We're not going to have a live show next week, Jacob. Not next Tuesday. Not next Tuesday.

No one does show. And Big Joke is going to be in Houston, December 7th through the 9th. My birthday. After that, he'll be in Providence and Pittsburgh. New Yazeeve weekend. No, Pittsburgh, the Berg. You're going to be in Providence and Pittsburgh New Year's Eve weekend No Pittsburgh the Berg you gonna be a province and Pittsburgh New Year's Eve again. No, what what is that? Provin yeah, I don't know why it's weird. It's weird. Yeah, I'm the improvidence and Pittsburgh for New Year's Eve

I'll be in pro I'm in Houston this weekend and then Providence then that Pittsburgh yep that makes a lot of sense then Pittsburgh for New Year's Eve weekend Yeah, Pittsburgh what the improv yeah, oh, that's great then that Pittsburgh yep that makes a lot of sense then Pittsburgh for New Year's Eve weekend Pittsburgh what the improv yeah, oh, that's great. Let me fun tickets and all of these please go to bigj comedy dot com And you know what I just want to say this right now Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear sh**. Happy birthday to you.

How old are you now? We're in a tr**. It's gonna cause mom to ask. Here's your edit, Lou. Um, we'll catch you guys next Monday, live. And to the Eagles, let's hope to God beat those cowboys in a bounce back. Hey guys, yeah, make sure you go to my Instagram and like more stuff so black little good off my back. He promises to post less so maybe you'll care more.

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