The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - No, You Suck.

Episode Date: February 8, 2022

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I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. Are you doing the whole song? Oh, okay. I just saw a thing on the thing where I was like, I didn't realize, sorry, I wanted to get back on air because I read a thing on our role on our

Run down the Josh homie headbutted his wife so hard she saw stars. Yeah, I didn't see that one and it's like yeah, it's a headbutt Yeah, but it was a hard headbutt of your saw stars. Whatever dude if I headbutted you Mechemaker all that smog all that smog and L.A. She's those all stars. No, no you want to defend this guy No, I love bad. I do really, you weren't defend this guy. No I do really do welcome back to the bonfire. Hi everybody The all-inclusive bonfire everybody everybody's here and everybody Brody test pretty deal testifies the Josh homie headbutter. So hard. She saw stars. All right It's on the guardian daily guardian to get to the audience when you get for laying down with a ginger

Where's that compilation of my ginger attacks? Ginger ginger buck they call that they got headbutt a ginger book I just this makes me laugh. We don't take the calls and we're moving on but Larry and Florida says he's a black guy and Joe Is an eraser season idiot plan of the apes choke didn't help It's a funny thing because plan of shows did not help probably. But we just watched the end of the apology on the break here and it was like, I mean, he's, I don't know, sucks, sucks what's happened to him, I do feel for him. For sure, that blows. But you know, he's not dropped though.

No, he's won't be dropped and you know, he could drive his tears with a bazillion dollar bills. Yeah, you can go to Scrooge McDock, he's fine. Take a dip in his money pool. He's got enough paper money to dive into it for real Also, it's funny back leaves after seeing with the thing on Twitter It's just fun to think of Joe Rogan when he gets off stage. He lays back and other comedians carry him That's why it's crazy that leopards have spots. I mean, it's crazy. Thank you good And everyone's like we have you Joe. We've always had you You had us

Tell me in school without a funny thing at the roast right? It was like that that David tells the Joe Rogan of New York. Yeah, very good. Sorry that you guys Joe sorry that you guys Joe Rogan can't afford to buy you guys dinner. Yeah, because my Joe Rogan Experiences I get to go do a bunch of cool fucking shit cuz Rogan's wealthy Goes you guys is David telekine even take you guys out to dinner I love Tony said at skank fest is so fucking fun. It's good good roast Good race. What did it? Well, let's clear up what we haven't gone through yet by the way I remember that camper was like I'm gonna go through and find all the subjects you started, but never got into. I think we already today.

But I think we mowed him down. Yeah, he was doing it. And I think it became like two months. Too much from now. You guys, you can start holding radio. You guys just don't even do, you never follow through with a bit. I got, did I tell you you got Gary this weekend? Buddy, we know, but before just, you know, then we walked away from, we teased with a guest,

the racist couple on a train And even talked about like they lost their jobs and so never watched the video We said we get the back of the video after this and we never watched that video. I gotta watch that video I'm still on the list. Oh my god I get I get a text on Friday from Pete Davidson. That's like hey The speed that's a dumb new number? Which is terrible way to lead. Texting a phone if they don't know you have a number or not. And I was like, no, I don't have your number,

but what's up, buddy? And he's like, where are you? I was like, I'm in Rochester all weekend. He's like, I'm doing a college in Rochester Saturday. Let's hang out. And then this is what I love. This is how you can tell Pete is very famous and hasn't been on the road in a while or doesn't know how I'm doing.

He goes, do you do that yonder bag thing? And I was like, now for those of you who don't know yonder is the thing that the service that Dave Shapell uses, Chris Rock uses it, Louis uses it, where you put your phone away. They put it in a pouch and it costs a lot of money for the club to use it. Or the venue to use it, the charge a lot of money. So Pete was like, I'ma come by and hang out. Do you have yonder bags? I was like, dude, I am, I have sold on a Thursday.

You think I'm yonder bagging them? I'm begging for them to come out. Bring your phone. Bring both your phones. Bring your work phone. He's gotta get this out there. I don't know. Fuck, it come on out, but him being like,

I'ma come hang out, so then it's dude, this is so fucking funny. I love Mark at Comedy at the Carlson, Mark fucking rules, he's one of my favorite owners in comedy. So I tell Mark, because he picks me up because I do their podcast and in the press in Friday morning, he must have texted me Thursday night and I was like, hey, I'm in texting with Pete,

whenever I said it, I was like, hey, I'm in texting with Pete Whenever I said it. I was like Pete might come by Saturday night So like do you guys you know what I mean? Is there like a place where he can come in because he says I'm gonna come hang out at the seven and nine That's what Pete told me so marks like all right I got it. He's like your shows are already sold out. So you know I mean those are gonna be people here, but I'll get extra humble brag it was one show I didn't sell it the second one. But it was pretty cool. Everything sold out, dude, there is nothing available. But even for Pete David, so-

But he's like, it makes sense for me to bring in more security of Pete's here. So Saturday night I go in and there's more security. Mark dressed up. He put on like a blazer or whatever, and then Pete just didn't show. Pete texted me and he's like, Oh, what times there's show? My show's at nine o'clock. I'm like, am I like show's at nine o'clock? And he's like, oh, what times there's show?

My show's at nine o'clock. I'm like, am I late? Show's at nine o'clock. And he's like, I'll do one of me up after or whatever. And I was like, I don't know, maybe. And then I had my food and then later he texted me. He's like, sorry, I wouldn't meet up. And he's like, yeah, I kind of figured that

when you said your show was nine. Yeah. But it was such a fucking, I hate that story. I hate it. Well, I hate it. Yeah, story. I don't know. Maybe me feel tense. Yeah. Oh, it feels weird. Feels weird. Because you're like, Pete's not a normal person now. I can't just walk into the club. No, I know. But some say, like, are even my most famous, not a normal person now. Like normal in the

sense of like how famous he is. Sure. Uh, where he's at. I just said it was almost like maybe Kevin Hart, like flashback from loving or something, but it was just, it's that like he says he's coming. You're like, oh, that'll be cool to hang out and catch up with them. That's why there's also something of just like, you know, there's so much going on in his life to hear. And then other people that you tell around sort of get excited for like a different reason. And then you feel that pride of like, yeah, that famous guy is gonna come here for me. And then he doesn't show up

and then everyone's kinda disappointed. And he's significantly younger than you. What's the thing? All those things hurt. 10 years younger than me. But I would say like, it's a dude, Katie. He left. Katie maybe allows him a hard one. I was like, can you, it did. Katie made me laugh. Katie made me laugh so hard, I was like,

can you just imagine if he brought Kim Kardashian, she's just sitting in the green room of comedy at the carl center. I love one of those couches. Just with Justin and RJ, my openers, and just being like, so what are you guys doing? He's like, well, Justin's like, well, I'm about to drink this weed lean.

That's what he had. He was just three potted and like, RJ loves creens of the stowdance or just sitting there. It's just like three shitheads. But dude, Katie made me laugh so hard because I was like, I don't know how to feed. It's gonna be kind of weird. And she's like, oh, I hope Kim Kardashian is there.

And I was like, can you imagine her just dressed in leather, sitting in a fucking big and kidding's red smoke. Ah, the noises her outfits must make. I can't believe it. I really the noises her outfits must make. Okay. Really? Really? Really? I mean, let me let that, how she moves around.

And it just sounds like a couch getting up to walk. Like a leather couch getting up to walk. But yeah, then he carried me. And he was just like, oh, I guess we're not gonna hide out. And I was like, man, these, always those moments make me feel like I'm fucking 12 years old again. And my dad's like, I'm gonna come out for your P Wee football game. I don't even be like, oh hell yeah, that'll be awesome.

We have like eight weeks of games. So you just come out and he's like, definitely I'll stay at the holiday yet or the red lion by your mom and then I'll just, you know, come hang out and I was like, it's gonna be badass. And then just at the end of the season, you're like, hey so we got two games left. We're oh and six but like we got two games left. We might win one of them and he's like, oh buddy. I'm looking at it and it's beer o'clock and I'm late. So I feel it, dude. That's definitely like that's the abandon. I don't know if it's going to happen but Kevin Hart said he was going to swing by maybe or somebody got like,

we're starting to start blocking off people on the streets. Someone's just pushing them. They start they start fire-hosing people down the street because we got people for Kevin Hart and then it's like Oh, he actually said dinner ran a little late and He just thinks he's gonna go home. You got a little tired of dinner. It's a big time. When you get big time now There's obviously clearly like ton of benefits. Like it's awesome. Nate getting famous. It was so awesome when he was in San Diego at the same time.

He was doing, I was doing American comedy company. He was doing the Bellbow at theater because it's Nate. So I'm one of our best friends. So Nate's like, and he's still Nate. And he's like, hi, we're about to order from this like crazy Italian place. Why don't you and Rossine come over and y'all order dinner and then y'all can eat after your show with us when I'm done with my second. It's like fun.

You're like, I would have never done this. I would have ate shitty nachos up in my room. But Pete doing that like, hi, so I'm probably gonna come by all night and hang out and like, that'll be a fun thing. And then them hiring, having a security guard open the green room door when it's just me. You know what I mean?

It's just that it's been the same show since Thursday. Hey, I hope you like that in Rikia Glacier's 9-11 bit. All right. Well, I know I did. It was so I was supposed to I was supposed to bounce for something important tonight. Yeah, man, I was supposed to be here for I was supposed to watch Kim Kardashian's butt walk in and out. Man. I mean, he wasn't with her, but it is he's that level of famous where it affected me, obviously, but then the wave of people being like, I heard people saying,

but just based off of the thing where it was like, he just, you know the reality is some version of like, he smoked a little match afterward or whatever it was, just at the end, he was just kinda like, I said that earlier, but I really don't feel like going, I've done this a thousand times, but like, that's most people. If you pull out of a thing, it's like, yeah, I'm not gonna make it, said that earlier, but I really don't feel like going, I've done this a thousand times. But like, if you pull out of a thing, it's like, yeah, I'm not gonna make it,

like it doesn't shut down. Everyone's like, oh, well, I guess you guys can go home. Sorry about dragging you away from your families for the night. Hope you guys enjoyed my new 50 minutes. I gotta go, I gotta go. I'm really working on that, so. Okay, I hope you, I'm fucking enjoy it. You might have some fun. But yeah, I was like, I gotta tell Jay, I got garried by Pete. Really working on that so Fucking enjoy it

But yeah, I was like I gotta tell Jay I got garried by Pete. That's great Pete Pete fucking learned the martial art of Gary and used it against me. Hey champ. Hi, buddy Hey pal, okay pal like my dad I'm gonna come back to my show even though I'm not gonna be a fear show come after we'll buy the catch still Oh, you want to play cuts out in the parking lot? Hey, bud got a little dark for catch. I thought they were going to have lights. Maybe we could watch wrestling.

You could go on my hotel, hang out in order for, I love that. Oh, you know what? I just forgot. They don't let fags in my hotel. Oh, yeah. What a weird, sorry. No mose allow.

Sorry, they say if you want to suck a boyfriend off, you can't come up on my hotel. That's pretty mean. You treat them. Dad, I said if you want to suck a more far off, I can't call my mom a towel. That's pretty mean. Chad, how do you pal? Yeah, he's an alcoholic. We want, hey pal. Yeah, every time I'm like, you get called the odor. Outer, so to do.

To someone, shout out to the campers who whenever I tweeted about McDaniel, someone tweeted at me, they're like, damn dude. I bet Pimple and crew can't get any tickets to the campers who whenever I tweeted about McDaniel someone tweeted at me they're like damn dude I bet Pimple and crew can't get any tickets to the dolphins now I'm talking about the eighth grade group we hung out that were mean to McDaniel and I Like Pimple and crew's not gonna be anywhere near dolphins game That shit immediately a text of McDaniel's like I get it. Let me get a ray finkle jersey They make them no, but I want one. Just get one made.

I want a dolphins official. Official Ravencule. Really think of. Finkles, I had a horn. I always think of. Would you get a white one, right? I want it always. I want it.

Me and my buddy Chad were like, we're the ones that go to McDaniel's games, even when he was with Washington and like Atlanta and shit. And I was like, I know like Katie's Patriots fans. So she's like, don't get fucking dolphins here. It's like, if I'm going to, I'm gonna buy early 80s, mid 80s, I'm gonna find 80s dolphins shit. Cause that's it, rules.

Mark Dupur. Yeah, Dup, I do, hell yeah. Get a Dup. I don't, I wouldn't get a Jersey, but I get a shirt, I get a dolphin, I'm a supporter. Get a Shersey. One of the T-shirts that looks like a jersey. I love fucking Sherseys.

You shouldn't because they're garbage. Fuck you, I have a nuggets, Nicole Yokech. Thank you, that's black, Lou certified right there. It's garbage thingy. Both of you guys can suck my dick, sorry. Shersey, what do you want to asshole? I love a Shersey. What do you shop for, do you shop for dress clothes at Marshall's?

I had a Shersey shirt. I had a Steve Young Shersey. That was the 49ers and then it's a young one. I had a Steve Young, Shersey. That was the 49ers and then it's a young one. I had Shersey's too when I was young and we were broke, dude, step it up. All right, fine, fine, fucking Shersey. I'll get some Miyamis. Everyone's like, oh, your dolphins fan now?

I'm like, no, I'm still a 49ers fan. I just support the dolphins. Damn, dude, I'm cornering my eye right now, but I'm trying to read his face. How many shersies does DJ Lou have? I mean the whole 86 meds Yeah, I had the yeah David Wright 85 pairs Shersies. Yeah

Forget who then I mean I'm guessing it's got to be Walter Payt fridge Mick man now make sure you were put in a man house. McMahon, dude. That was probably your mom's hall pass. Yeah, she's like, if Jim McMahon comes to the team, Nick, I'm gonna throw it at him. That's my hall pass. He wears sunglasses because he's cool

and he's got sensitive eyes. He's a white man, he's pulling off a sweat band for Christ's sake, I like it. Let me have him. Let me have this. Let's clear our docket from the things we were going to talk about. Kevin James is showing well over halfway through the show. Biofilm, when they cast someone fat as you. Oh, I heard that wrong. What did you hear that is? Bio-pick where they cast someone fat is you. I don't know. I was like, as you. We're

saying like when they get a worst looking version of you, if you're Sean Peyton, I don't, Kevin James is much larger than me. I'm gonna play Kevin James in the Kevin James bio. Kevin James is bummed out. I didn't have one so come on. So we watched the Kevin James trailer for the Sean Peyton film first. Yeah, let's just get that out of the way. Because it's crazy how bad it is. And it's not a serious movie. Jacob says it isn't. It's called Home Team on Netflix. The stage went to Super Bear!

Hey, coach. Mr. Goudal is on the phone. Well, I dig a down on the phone. The commissioner. He didn't say what his job was. It's the girl from SNL. do get down the phone the commissioner. I he didn't say what his job was It's to go from messing out It's oh yeah What are you doing here? Just came to watch my someplace football

Put a great game out there you lost here at a 40 Can't help it if all your teammates are horrible. It was just like a little giant But with a guy that was actually in the NFL Yeah, what is this? I think it's like a misfit movie, where they're all misfits. Oh, so he's playing Sean Payton, it's not a biopic. No, it's like, but it is, but it's based on real life.

Well, when he made little kids play, boy. I think when he got suspended from the NFL, he went down and coached Peewey. I don't know. Oh, did he? He played. Did that happen? I don't know, but that bad ass.

Why was he suspended? Because I told you, Greg Robinson, his defensive coordinator, got caught on tape, telling people to take out players. Oh, right, right. And they're like, you can't be fucking doing that shit. We're the worst team in the league. Oh, yeah. Are you seriously ordering a pizza right now?

Oh, yeah, I want stuff, Chris. What kind of question is that? Stop this. I don't mean this is awful nonsensically horrible horse shit. Yeah He and my paint chomp hitting son isn't easy ain't easy. That's the Why do they hold Kevin James over fire for playing a Nazi a Nazi murderer in that one movie? Well, that was like a serious turn, right? Yeah I feel like Kevin James was like the dirt when they just made the movie written by Motley crew, essentially, about Motley crew and took out anything.

Yeah. So Sean Payton was like, Sean Payton was like, hey, let's with my life, remember when I got suspended for trying to take out players? Let's turn that into little John. Yeah, let's see. I have little giants that afterwards. And so a bunch of wacky kids and turning them back up. And I had a big truck and that was cool. And they were like, we've never been cool. And we went at the very end of the movie though in the last play goes murder the person across from you. I want you to step on their neck if they're under you.

It goes make their parents. We oh my god, you were bad the whole time. Anyway, ghost go noodles. Hey warrior pride. Yeah, you could turn this off. All right. Well, uh, Jacob brings up Motley crew. Yeah, which gets us back to another thing we had on the gockin. We're cleaning up. Dude, we're going through it. Pearl jam. You wouldn't saw Pearl jam, but it wasn't Pearl jam. Is Eddie? It was Eddie with a like an all-star band had Had a drummer from Chili Peppers. Chad Smith.

Had a guitarist from James Diction. Some bass player. And then another guitarist. Not a one. From Chili Peppers. John for Shanty. No, I wish. That's my guy. And then Glenn Hansard, who was an Irish man.

Oh, great guy. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Anyway, Eddie's got a solo album coming out. So they played all his songs in any with purple rain. The end. And they played what? Purple rain. And the place one apes. It sounds like all right. Okay. Whoa. They can take that into context. You're being super. Whoa, chill the fuck out witsky. I am Is this in the safe white haven of an Eddie Vettie, Eddie Vetter concert? We understand this ain't a bag of wonder bread like that concert you're at how awful was that dude?

What was awful his brand new solo stuff? It was great in a word a triumph. No a triumph. You did in a word a triumph No, you don't mean that. You don't mean that at all. Do you love it? Have you heard the song? You were hoping he was gonna play Pearl Jam songs. I knew exactly what it was gonna be,

and I researched it, and I heard all the songs before, like I already knew it was coming, and that was pretty great. Did you go with Will or just by yourself? Yeah, me and my brother, and to old Liz, you guys buy one ticket and just pass them back to each other. I'm gonna go the bathroom There you go. I know I'm already in there. No, no, no, I was remember meets me from before you take your hat off Yeah, hey, what's up? You forgot you're having deja vu

You guys dressing the shame pro James what t-shirt you guys sit on each other's shoulders like station when you go What do you guys might leave crew fans shut the fuck up I mean the rip that I am actually love harron and base playing yeah yeah oh what a dummy I am so what happened is Eddie veteran says that he hated motley crew in the 80s and now one of the big hair bands very own is firing off thoughts on the matter he threw it he threw his fucking dick out there first. Eddie Vetter was like, this suck man. I'm gonna tell you about it. We were cool because we didn't wear glam here. I never wore glitter. I don't know. I just think if I weren't to dress like a girl, I'd be a girl. Yeah. Johnny Depp is here. Yeah. Johnny Depp showed up. Sort of. Well, Nikki Six tweeted out, made me laugh today reading how much the singer and Pearl Jam hated Motley crew.

Now considering that they're one of the most boring bands in history, it's kind of a compliment, isn't it? Hashtag's the stadium tour. What? Hashtag rockin' rolls. The singer is a pop belly pig. And you're all on top. Three tarts.

I can't argue with that. Gone of a pot belly pill kind of rules. Yeah, I can't argue that the Vince Neal looks like shit run over twice. Yeah, he was ridiculous. He can't sing anymore. What's wrong with me? Whee-whee-whee-whee. Dude, you might have nailed it witsky? I don't have a response for that. That was good

Tommy Leese jerk off to all right get them all do You didn't get mic Mars yet mic Mars means well. That's the piece big Mars. All right. There you go He's on the other side damn dude Vince Neil with that belly sticking out Like Mars might still be alive. He is He's a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little Yeah, so you just sit up right. Yeah, so you just stands there what yeah, I think he's right like a scarecrow or sometimes he sits They scare they scare crow Mcmars his bones are coming apart or something Jesus. Well, they're fused his bones are fused Like an action thank Jacob anymore for me. Where's the last for my year? Bones are fused Dan They have to stand them up right. Chad just realized I'm going out over the air So they're hearing all my you're like Brando and you just get the lines for you. I was here. Are we on air?

It's just going out dude Vince Neil be in Paul called a pot belly pig He I mean it really was about dude Bobby Kelly could beat Vince Neil and if you put on a wig and Hey What's up Bobby Kelly could beat Vince Neal and if you put on a wig and that Hey, dad What's up, dad? Yeah, Vince Neal looks like Bobby Kelly in a wig. Yeah. This is dang dead. Hey, dad.

Before fit dead. Girls, girls, girls, did Bobby Kelly was the Eddie Vedder show too. Yeah, he was there to be just but he was just there to beat up nerds. Yeah, he was there to listen. Yeah, I don't know. He was there to hold it's steel money, lunch money and put people over toilet. Yeah, bust ukulele's over people's heads.

He put a ukulele at all. He didn't. Well, that upset you. Could he used one or two? Did you try to blow a guy to get backstage? No, I did try to find the bus though Well, I guess with Nicky six another fan called him a lame who had three mid-level songs at best Nicky wrote remember there were zillions of brown haired bands for brown haired fans go find them

You will know them by the board look on their face. What does that mean? Brown hair, does it fucking LA queen who knows? Brown, oh just like there You're so mad. Oh look at Jeff and that Oh look at his hats. Look at his stupid hats. Look his hat looks like fucking the inside of King robes And he then looks like fucking the inside of King Robes. And he even looks like Gino Biscanti. Do you know what his picks? What was that if O-Pix when they were young, young Pearl Jam. And they were never a scary band, huh?

Were you the one that told me? I bet they never even trashed a hotel room. Oh my gosh. I bet they tipped all their house service, service maids. They, you know, they just did benefits for abortion rights and stuff. Yeah, just community service stuff. maids. They, uh, you know, they just, it benefits for abortion rights and stuff. Yeah, just community service stuff. Got it. No, the opposite of what Nikki six is all about.

He hates women. I bet Nikki six likes abortion. I think he, he's probably, he loves it. He loves abortion. I bet he's all about it. No, you should, they should have teamed up to do a pro. I bet he's given more of a boy choice. He's given more money to abortion than anybody you're talking about.

Well, I mean, no offense, but I mean, our guys are like pro women, not like your favorite guy. Yeah, they look like cat. Favorite guy, Jay. Well, what you guys are, you guys are kind of female head-butting. Wife head-butting goes back to the Nordic tradition. That's a fucking in-house matter. Thank you, Jay. Thank you. That's a family. That's a family. Shit, you're bringing up blue. That is between is between a family shit between a man and his wife and that is between him and God There for walls God All right, so maybe that's the only behavior she responds to

DJ Lou. Yeah, Lou you want to go out and murder a bunch of babies and then go to Hawaii and play a tiny guitar That's your own damn business Julie family matters out of the god We're against beating this shit out of people our wives Those sounds like you're in the kiss and dudes Does you kiss all these guys Most of them have womanly faces you probably kiss them on their penis lips Yeah, I mean Christine's got more facial hair than two of the guys in this band

It was good thanks black only black loose part You just stare Thank you Jake. I looked at I looked at both her and young Pearl Jam. What you look at her to see if she had facial hair for real He goes hit the like Christine Pearl dream. Would you look at her to see if she had facial hair for real? I was like, he had to like Christina. You see it in your head? I see some.

Oh, there it is. Yeah, Bobby Kelly could be Vince Neil for Christmas and Christine. You could be Jeff O'Ment. A-A-M-N-O-O-O. Which one's that? Not one all the way on the right. Hot, hot, hot. He's the hot boy.

Right there. Jeff O'Ment ment I have Harry calves See But I like queers I catchers is up. So now do you hate Molly crew? I? I didn't like I don't know bother me when I was trying to watch Pam and Tommy because I'm just like Fucking hate these guys. Yeah, but didn't you hate him just from being, paying in Tommy? I mean, that's not pinning a good picture of Tommy.

Lee at all. Yeah, he's a bad guy. He's exactly the jag off you thought he was gonna be. I haven't watched him, Tommy yet, is it good? Yeah, I loved it. I, I, I loved it. I think the acting is fantastic and I don't like the way it's shot at all.

I think that then you've, it's spoiler alert, but I mean, everyone's talking with the dick puppet is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Yeah. He has a conversation with his dick, Tommy Lee, and it's like, it's like, hey man, you got to do it. It's like a puppet move.

It's just the, it's really shitty and stupid. I just don't like it at all. You know, it's great, Seth Rogen, this awesome. He's great. The acting is, buddy, They have nailed. They nailed. I just think the way it's shot. This should wait shut all around. I think it's just pretty bad. But they nailed his voice. He has Tommy Lee's voice and at least public person out of town. Pam Anderson, she looks like her. She sounds just like her. Pretty wild. They've done a good job on that.

And I'm interested. I'm in it. But like the full is it fully released is the full season release three episodes First three episodes And then when to come out Wednesday is a new one Damn, dude all these shows are doing this the releasing a cluster then you get in you want to binge the rest It's not there. That's what I'm going through with the peacemaker on HBO Max They've only released six so I watched all six and I wanted to go through the full season. How many are there? I don't know.

I think there's eight episodes. Two more. Do you have you been watching peacemaker, Jacob? I think that's now the best show on TV. It's so good. I love it. It's funny. It's fucking great. It's the opening sequence. I told you, Jay is, I think it's the best since Game of Thrones. Like I look forward to the opening.

Oh, the dance. Yeah. The song rules. The song was in my head when I woke up this morning. The soundtrack for in general is great. Yeah. That's peacemaker. But in HBO Max.

Yeah. HBO Max. And also streamed son of a Gary. We've lost all of our other sponsors. So HBO Max, please, come on over. Turns out you play that rogue in clip. You're going to lose a lot of money Where's Wendy's been they fucking fucked off and I still had it on the road

Still they've turned on us hard. Should we take our last break? Yeah, dude. Let's take our last break Well, come on back and then we got 40 perjolion things we can talk about we got a lot of stuff. Scott Beo has music Yeah, what yeah, I even have a I'm gonna show a shout out when we talk about that subject to the camper. I just saw they posted it, but I want to give him credit that they found Scott Bayo like, oh, he has Scott Bayo's stuff music. Oh, beautiful. Which means he probably has live performance things where he's just being a jerk off. Oh my God, what's looking to it? You want a peak of that?

I'm telling you that might... I could take us to the end. That's longer. Oh, you want to wait? All right, let's wait. Let's see, we'll see when we come back, buddy. Hey, hey, we love each other here. Yeah, we do.

It's the bot fire. Damn right, it is. No. I want to give Jacob his chance to be happy here, because Joey Logano, his sweetheart, won the clash of the LA Coliseum. That's right. Big race, LA Coliseum. First time NASCAR was ever at the LA Coliseum.

Be getting an ask for our season and he won it. Jacob, were you excited as hell? Oh man, I was loving it. Did you watch the whole race?? Oh, man. I was, uh, I was loving it. Did you watch the whole race? Oh, yeah, yeah. Now, when you jumped around and screamed like that, when he won, did your father take his glasses off and put his fingers over the bridge of his nose and go,

ah, Christ. Did your mother sigh? I held my excitement today while I was back. Oh, Jacob Christo, my God. Oh, there's not enough ahead, Phil, in the world. Hey, there's kid with his cars in the room and the circle and the funnabid, the baby should have beaten him up with a boop boop boop boop boop.

There's a checkered flag. More interesting, what I'd like to see is the video of Ice Cube, did the mid-race concert? Do they show that on TV? Yeah, the kind of... If your ice cube is... It was 150 laps in the midway through 75, they just stopped the race and he did like a three-song concert. If your ice cube, how matter you? That Dray Snoop, M&M Kendrick Lamar, and Mary J. Blige are doing the Super Bowl. And you got to do the fucking NASCAR at the LA Coliseum.

I'd say more how mad at you that most of the people in the stands are having a Joe Rogan compilation going on in their conversations. They probably got a fucking 20 Joe Rogan tapes out of that. How many Joe Rogan compilations of N words were used that day? He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this person's phone What the hell is this Yeah, no the audience is doing exactly what you think though they're like standing There's Toby Keith here too. Oh, that's where Kanye walked down.

Yeah, she absolutely has said the end work. Is that Lady Filman? Dude, this whole audience, man. That's how they get in It is funny trying to watch some of like these like sleeveless shirt hillbillies that like trying No one's even malthing the words of the chorus. I don't even like the song, but I would be going. Thank you No back that up. I was gonna see him. I bet the audience does not oh There are they're all right Say, I'm too, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm, say, I'm, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm too, say, I'm, say, I'm too, say, I'm, say, I'm, say, I'm too, say, That's what they should have done. Now a lot of people, some people are enjoying it. You know what it is?

Throw your set in the air. By the way, he's a total sellout though. I do love that he goes, because driving too slow is bad for your health. All right, Hillbilly's up and I ask you. Man, I'm ice cube, that's who I am. Throw your set in the air is such a funny thing to play. You're like, huh? We'll throw a watchset.

Oh. Oh. Did you hear it? It might just be a fake room. Or did you hear that 150 people at the LA Coleson made they call the police on Ice Cube? They go, you're going to want to get here as fast as possible. He's taking over the whole goddamn thing.

Is it a big race, Jacob? Was this a was this like a big deal? It's not a points race. It just opens up the season. So it's for nothing. Man, it's not. I mean, it's really exciting, but I mean, I think they make some a nice chunk of change for it, but the official first race is the Daytona 500 on Sunday. Ooh, while Jacob's talking about this, the performance is up, and I'm gonna tell you right now, all concerts are people doing this, watching it through their phone, and that footage by the way is going to blow. Yeah, just know that it's not good all of it that footage Taking is going to the audio is gonna be shit by the way. I get get a verse because you want to say to somebody big All this reminds me if I'm used to go but I mean come on

Yeah, you can do the whole I've watched people at concerts record the whole concert on their phone and you're like that is Yeah, we went to see who was that what are they called profits a rage No, yeah rage and Chuck D the Chuck D and B real mashup we went to go see them. There was a guy in front of us a real dude bro and this guy he filmed the entire concert of himself Singing aggressively into his like camera.

No. I never stop the entire, I don't even remember their set list they did because I was obsessed with this guy. I couldn't believe he was doing it. He's recording himself singing the songs into his phone. So he was like, like being like, oh shit. Yes, but lips like into the name of B. And just filming himself the entire time.

The entire time. Oh my God, no. Crazy. Am I wrong? Is that what you did? What are you falling asleep over there? No. No, no, no.

All right, what do you think? I mean, you might have. I might have got it. You might have what? What did you say? Whatever you said. You watching the South Park yet? No, it's very, he might have got it. He might have what? What did you say to him? Whatever you said. Did you watch the new South Park yet? No, it's very funny.

Is it? Yeah. Concerts are only as good as the energy from the crowd. And man, they below now. Yeah. I watched, I might have said this on the air. Once I went to see Ozzy at the garden, and he was so good, the band was so good.

And there was a guy next to me with his feet up on the railing on his phone all time, not didn't look at the stage. Just you think he was on his couch. It was in raging. I hated him so much that he ruined the show for me. Yeah. He saw a tool was like that, Jacob. You have to admit, tool was pretty great.

Tool was very good. They actually they stopped everyone put their phone away, which I loved. Yeah. And it was just an ask everyone was engaged. They just asked that everyone please end it goes at the end of this we do a thing where everyone can take their phones out for the last song, but put them away until then they they policed it pretty good. It was awesome. Do you think I mean, that's got to affect that's definitely going to affect the show.

I can't reach for my phone. I can't have a phone as the only two ways I could see tool and Pete Davidson. Yeah, I require. And that's that's a maybe he'll probably flake on you at the last moment. Oh, but I was out of my glove on my knee every headlight. You can still be putting ice cube on the back around there. Him performing and they show the stands of the people that aren't into it as the funniest. Well tweeted out the box. There's some people in there, but some people were just going to learn. Yeah, I'm waiting for the ride. I knew it. Eventually it was going to all make its way in the mild

NASCAR. We're sad. They already got hockey. We're sad, can it gain, can it gain? there's definitely there's gotta be now I don't know of hockey's really a hillbilly sport for them to get upset the black people are in hockey a lot now It's never really been a hillbilly sport. It's more like northeast northern Icecube performing a NASCAR is wild. It sounds like something you would make up like as a like a J Leno joke in like 2005. If you think the future is gonna be weird, I just got back from there and I just watched ice cube performing an ask car then. I'll say this though. It's like an ice cube performing for an ask car. I said I kept it. I kept it.

You see, I see this. I will say. You see, you see this? What about the... I will say, progress in the world, because there are a lot of people here who are into it. Do you know what I mean? Mexico's love NASCAR. I'm just sure. I'm saying, if Ice Cube walked out at fucking a NASCAR event in 1955, or even in 1995, 1995, they would have been like, what the fuck?

Yeah, you're probably right. Problem. Back back with my mom. I think there was crossover by the 90s. Man, I'm telling you, when my mom was married, did you? No, when my mom was, I'm telling you right now, when my mom and Nick were married, Nick loved NASCAR. It was still.

And hated black people. I would hate. Pass. Cool to me, because I'm playing a like I but he he watched NASCAR and it was still kind of like underground. It was popular

but with people who knew about it. It wasn't like mainstream. It wasn't mainstream in any way. It was like if you knew about NASCAR you were in the NASCAR. So black people probably weren't that comfortable if they showed up to a NASCAR event. Yeah, I would yeah, probably not I Feel like this here would not be that vibe I think that ones When he said say it's also when they did let's they pipe that in a lot of people screamed ice cube

He's also in LA It's not like he's like fucking Bordeoste Birmingham. Do you think he was like say ice cue like ice cue say oh yeah he goes just keep doing what he says and he'll leave us alone good good maybe I'll go back out the way he came in what do you want from us just leave us alone today oh yeah oh yeah please stop why are you doing this you just told us you had a good day

I've checked myself I've desperately tried to not rig and erect myself. It's so funny when they go down to the floor level seat guys. The rich guys, which is the glasses that are so close, which by the way is gonna be the Super Bowl this weekend. Everyone's saying that this might be the worst. This might be the worst like a fan group in the audience because it's LA. So it's all just the agents and managers and all the fucking people in between that are just taking all the tickets.

If you're a Bengals fan or a fucking Rams, like a real Rams fan, that must suck. Look at the audience here now, Dan, it's a bunch of white girls squeezing their titties while their husband slapping them in the face for getting all worked up for Ice Cube. You want that? You want that? Damn, man! How much do you think you got paid? 100 grand. 100 grand? No, I think more. Three songs?

Yeah, yeah, 100 grand. I don't he's famous man ice cube really famous 150 grand That's got to be crazy for him to be like I gotta go down to the call Sam do like quick set Three songs, and then I'll get as a house somewhere nice, and then you want to move. Yeah, we can go get it like a you know a mansion in Miami Please leave They're late could go back go back five seconds go back five seconds. Oh my god Watch this crowd right here It play Right there that lady in the left. That's all that's everything I'm picturing. Yeah, that was it

You saw the real right there those like there, there's like a white guy with a maddened hair. Like she was wearing a costume all day. I bet. Take a screen grab of that lady, just being like, when's this over? My hard pink lemonade, you get the water down.

My max hard else going, I wanna watch so he only. I want him trying to watch a car going to a retaining wall I don't need to see ask cubity pop or whatever his name is well Jacob Bad news buddy your favorite sports now been affected with black people as you told me Infected with black people wow because of this moment. I'm gonna have to post on Twitter Jay Ocaruson's a good man and I stand with him.

Thank you. Don't even say that. Just post a picture to me and you together smiling once. No. If I ever get called hardcore racist and the trip room racist, I don't need one friend to stick up for me. And that is you, Black Lou. It all falls on your shoulders. A lot of weight coming down on you, dude. Oh, dude, it'd be is you, Black Lou. And I'll pause on your shoulder. I'll wait coming down on you, dude. Dude, it'd be so funny if Black Lou...

There's me kissing Black Lou's feet outside of his house. You're the best. I'm so shitty. Yeah. We got that Christine's filming. You know, it's the live. He goes, that's good for starters. That's good.

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