The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Non Stop Immortality

Episode Date: April 22, 2021

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We've both been afraid to say it because this is the bonfire on faction talks here is xm103 but I can't I can't pull that the chase on the on the way brack from break yesterday said the old the old location yeah I was man, one of us was due to do, I was, I really thought it was gonna be me. So I was surprised as you. Well, it's a lot going on. I was bound to fun, but I'm sorry. I do apologize.

At one point he brought us back and said it was SDR, I felt that was odd. I said it was, You can have a, River to me is Ralph, just having a space to get out of this. Ralph, you know, you can have a call. Reverb to me is Ralph just having a spacing out of this. Ralph, you know, funny thing. Ralph, where's Ralph?

Dan, why are you here? The day I space out, I go. It's, uh, he brought it back saying it was 40 minutes non-stop new rock on KFMA. He said it was, uh, you know, a STP weekend. Do you at all, Dan, love that you had a chance to do the job on that level? Like I do kind of, you know, there's a thing to, you know, I hope I do okay, but I'm learning a lot and try to keep learning about broadcasting as much as I can, like to be better at it, to not say like like as much as I like to. Yeah, uh, things like that.

I try to, uh, stay on it, but I mean, fuck, I already forgot my point. TV is too much. Dan's my fault. We were talking about radio about what it radio. Yeah, but oh, yeah, but I got to do it and just start doing it from like this point. Yeah, I kind of wish that I would have had like the 40 stops, not 40 minutes of nonstop rock coming up right now. I'll start with STP's Vaseline. So it's crazy is, and

this is just something that it's crazy. We were even bringing this up on the show today because last night after I did the bonfire, I went and did a spot at the seller and then I went into the spot at the stand and I was coming back to Jersey and the lift driver had it on 92.3, which is where I worked. It was K-Rock. And it was free of them then K-Rock and then got flipped to 92.3 now, which was top 40. That's when I got fired. And it was always so, I mean, we were saying, now get you, get you, yeah, yeah, mom odds 20 minutes of, you're lady, normally with Christine Aguilera, it would be like I would just

I always remember going into that job hungover because when they fired me they were like, hey listen, we'll give you shift pay like on air shift pay if you teach the new people the board and it was the old Howard Stern studio. So it was like there there was this like, there was like this protective feeling of it, even though I hadn't been there when Stern was there or whatever, but it was 40 West 57 Street and it was like the Stern studio that became the ONA studio

and I had all these corny dickheads from Tampa that were just like, hey, all right, we're gonna place a Britney Spears that were gonna come into the new Justin Timber Lakeake is got a sock up an album. It was like that kind of purge talking shit Yeah, and they would like come in the studio and they'd be like can't believe this is Howard Stern's old studio And I was like fuck you guys you shouldn't even be I just hated it so much, but I just remember Constantly like they would they were basically like they turned into board op shifts where they were just like Hey, run the board and I didn't care. I didn't give a fuck. I knew I was fired and I was just I was trying to collect as many

Checks as I could before I got out the door and I just remember one night it was like Poker face was playing and I was at the board in the old turn studio and I had it completely potted down and I had put I had put South Park on it South Park was studio and I had it completely potted down and I had put South Park on it. South Park was playing and I was eating a subway sandwich and I was watching a South Park with that through the monitors. So I had South Park up in the music director walked in and he was like, what are you doing? And I was like, watch it South Park. And he goes, what's the songs playing? And I was like, I think it's Britney Spearser.

It's poker face. And he's like, well, how are you monitoring it? I'm looking at the needle. That's all I said. I'm looking at the needle like that. And he's too fucking hated. And I didn't give a fuck. But it was like, I remember being so but-hurt about being fired.

Because I was like, man, I loved, it was so cool. It was like, I still have the K-Rock poster up in my old windowless room, that Vekion and I, where we live. And I was so mad about being fired, but it was the best thing for me, because then I just had to do standup, and spent like two or three years

just doing standup and waiting tables. But what was crazy was driving home last night because this show has been, this is an oddity, being able to do a show like this, where I was working, I was doing speed breaks or just, you know. No, I don't know what to say, but just have the experience of like, 20 minutes and not stop,

actually, it was, it was focused. But it's so weird to think about what we talk about here on the show where we just went from watching a Commercial about a razor into getting your cock cut off. It's so like fun and not really radio in my head because radio in my head is like Hitting posts and being like did you fucking backsell properly and did you you know? Did you long sell like it's an STP weekend family? You know, did you long sell like it's an STP weekend family a dysfunctional family value, you know Pick neck it was like shit like that where you'd sell it and it was

Take the best comedy podcast Yeah on a radio exactly But what's crazy about that is like I was driving home last night and I listened to whatever the guys shift was because 92 3 now is now back to being alternative. And it was so weird to hear how restrictive and kind of corny terrestrial radio is because he was just like, I'm gonna say it, weddings aren't fun. All right, or he's like, no,

weddings are the coolest thing as an adult. I'm just gonna say it. And I was like, that's such a corny take that you like weddings. It's like, yeah, all right. I don't know. I was like listening to it. I couldn't fall through, but then having to hear him be like, I could hear the DJ in his voice when he's like, all right, all right. Well, don't forget to text 55075 in your opinion on weddings. We're gonna get back to it. After these two songs right now, it's 92 and it's like, man, if I would have never gotten fired from that, I would probably, there's a if I would have never gotten fired from that,

I would probably, there's a chance I might have been chasing that kind of job around this country and never had this, you know, I didn't. Dan? Dan Soder, a lastkin DJ? No, their stations are, I would hope I'd be in the top 25 markets. You know, I'd be like, hey, it's Bobo, it's Bobo in big head,

and we're talking, we're talking, it's Bobo, it's Bobo in big head and we're talking. We're talking what's going on with the Cleveland Browns. We're Cleveland's only modern alternative. It's not in fuzz on the afternoon drive, taking you straight through everybody. Those roads are wet and rainy. And guys, I'm going to say it. Nice and fun inside the car. Guys, I'm going to say it.

I like lingerie. It turns me on. I know I'm a freak. I'm a freak nasty. I'm a say it. I like lingerie. It turns me on. I know I'm a freak. I'm a freak nasty. I'm freaking nasty of Text 550 660 ever better the lady in lace Think about getting home and grabbing a beer a nice warm beer and a cold woman you're coming home to enjoy some cumbersome by

Seven Mary three. Don't forget seven Mary three playing the mad Seven at seven we're gonna do a giveaway here about 20 minutes Don't forget 7 Mary 3 playing the mad Anytime in your DJ career did you did you have to adopt a wacky DJ name? I mean my first one I was lucky enough that my only two DJ names were kind of natural But the first one was super corny. The second one I just went by a bag. I went by fucking, I went for Lintbelly. Those were always alternative DJ names, were always like shitty biker names, were always like fucking Razz patch and you're like, shut up, what are you talking about? You should be Griffin night, Griffin night.

That's what I want to name you, dude. Griffin night. When I was on K-Rock, I actually went just by Sodor. I just went by Sodor and then went. Shadow Sodor? No, just, just, just, dance, Sodor. But, what? Sodor D's.

Sodor D's not. It's not ready to do that. When I was on KFMA, I was just going to go by Dan. Like, I was like, just gonna go by Dan. I was like, I'll go by Dan. Cause of Danny. We had air check tapes. We had air check tapes where the second you turned on the mic,

it went to a tape, like an actual old school cassette tape and not a cassette. Yeah, those, right. Take a little one at tape. Yeah, cassette tapes. I was fucking up that. No, cassette tapes. I was confusing that in VHS. I'm an idiot. Anyways, you would hit the you would hit them button on the mic and then the cassette tape would pick up whatever was going out over

air. So then you could just bring the tape in and your Boston left like fast forward through songs and shit that could just play and it would be like all of your breaks in a row. Yeah. And just my first break, I was like, it's 92.3, 92.1 and 101.3 K for me. And I was like, I'm either going to fail. I was like, mother fucker, mother fucker. And I put on the tape, scared Dan. And then I wrote on the other tape, which was my next shift, not so scared Dan. Like, just making fun of myself. And my boss was like, I'm gonna call you scared, Dan.

And then they just started calling me that on air. And that was my radio name. You're the bully, you dude. Yeah, they bully. They bully you, no. They bully you in a radio name. It was, I'm gonna call you stupid. Guess what?

I'm gonna call you stupid Steve. Yeah, you're my name's Dan, he goes, yeah. I'm stupid, Steve, now. You're, you, you're my name's Danny goes. Yeah, let's do it, Steve now. You're, you're like, your large head skinny dick. At least I call him that. Please don't call me that. That's mean and I really, you guys are right, it's too long.

We're just gonna stop at large head. Yeah, like I don't like that either. He goes, see you tomorrow morning. Two tomorrow morning. All right, later, Lardy. Later Lardy. Later Lard head. Too late, man.

Already got the business cards at Vista Print. It was, uh, it was fun as fuck though to work in in that like, like that specific job during that time period of like 2002 to like 2009. Because iTunes was brand new. Not everyone had a smartphone, the radio wasn't as cool as it like used to be but it was still like How's a dorkin college so that was all I had it was like oh you work at KfMA and I'd be like Yeah, you guys want tickets you guys want to go Fallball I could probably hook you up for fuel passes. It's not a big deal. It's gonna be a five

Chavelle. It's pretty chill. It's pretty chill. Audio Slaves. Audio Slaves gonna come through. I think I could do fucking KS Mayday. I'm trying to find my mom's text to me because she's cleaning out my grandmother's house.

Did I tell you this already? So we could just bring it up when you were bringing up like being back in like young comedy. My mom found my first business card I made. Yes. Fuck. Yes. Book. Yes, let's see it. Business cards were such a thing that everyone thought

you had to do for such a long time that you didn't have to do. Did not have to ever do it. I also, I've one of those books where you keep business cards and it was so funny. I would exchange cards with so many comics. Oh my god. And they just have comics cards.

Like they're pogs. I would love to find out which ones you still have. Good fun. My favorite one ever was skim milk. I know I was just telling a skim milk story the other day. Yeah, I knew skim milk very well. Actually, we lived in the same sort of neighborhood in Queens at one point, but skim milk was great.

Brian, sweet kid used to be a waiter at the cell or then he became a comic named skim milk SKI MM ILK the third M's for retarded. That's what I always said That third one to that he's first one's for retarded, but uh, but he was uh his card was I mean one of those ones if you look at it different angles it was a different picture it was It was trailer parking stuff Not enough M's Christine

No, not that that's too many M's three M's the third M's for retarded. That's why that's why it's the catchphrase Dude how great? Kimmel it'd be great if he heard this and was like, that's what I should have done. Yeah, there's some skin milk. Wow. This is a video of a guy hanging himself and really. That's me, it's been.

Tell my mom. Tell my family I love. I go, cool, cool, cool. So it's on video. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God. Does your mom have, did you find those tapes of you doing stand up?

Jesus Christ I fat you do You have the tapes of him I mean you're saying I found the one I was moving. Yeah, I got it figured Oh boy I found the mini DVDs of my one of my first weekends hosting and it makes me feel every time I watch it. Oh, I do know what I see it so bad. My shirt is so big. I'm wearing a Necessarily large Adidas shirt. I sure it's so big a big silver chain. Oh my god. So bad comedy. I'm so bad I think all I had was all my little tiny tattoos. It's so funny. You guys are such babies. It's you and Kurt and you're such Babies and it's just so weird to think of you like that. Yeah, it's Kurt

Oh, man. That's like Kurt fresh out the Jehovah's Witness, right? I mean I'm in court. Just like dude right off the joint Fresh out clean shaving like he I mean he just stopped believing in God. It was a whole thing Yeah, I was doing one of the talent shows at Lafactory, and he went up like three before me, and did like a dead baby joke that just completely lost the room. And then I just went up there and I was like, hi, my name's Dan, and I'm here to win you guys back for the white race.

And they were like, yeah! I did the white guy thing where you turn on another white guy on the black guy. Oh, yeah, dude. That's the best move That's a corn ball over there I'm that bull shit. I would immediately would have there cut that motherfucker's ankle Anyway rest some power rest some power George Floyd and let's get this comedy show starter here. Yo fuck fuck the police Please tell me you saw what the What the what the Las Vegas Raiders tweeted after the verdict yesterday? No

What was it left it up? Let me see Christine if you could bring it up just go to the Raiders Twitter and then bring it up fantastic The Katie showed it to me and the reveal was a jaw drop when I saw it because I was like no way they tweeted that out It's so fucking damn. They were they tweeted out. I can breathe. What the fuck? What the fuck? You tweet that out and you're like, I'm not the fuck. I mean, you've seen the owner's haircut. He's like, profound guys. Pretty profound. Guys,. You did wonderful job in the lab. Good job And now I'm off to another haircut to make it look like it

You could take my hair off and touch my brain. I mean Jerry's goes pretty hardcore too. I love it. I mean dude. That's not hardcore. That's so dumb That is so fucking That's not hardcore. That's the dumbest shit you can do you know they're being hardcore You know what I mean? So they're being dumb, but they think they're being like, yeah, fight. No, I thought I thought I don't think it was that. I think it was like, I think this is pretty clever. That was one that they tweeted and they're like, right? And everyone's like, no, no, no, no, 14 minutes and nonstop rock coming at you.

We're back. Just wanted to let you go to the Las Vegas Raiders had a insensitive tweet that they sent out. I really gauged you the vibe of everything. We're going to come it up. We got the new one from cold. Man, I can't. I was back at the Village Underground last night and I'm so excited for the next live bonfire.

Like, that's what I'm fucking dreaming about. That's going to be so fun just to be like, you know with a full audience in there with everybody You're saying when it's all back back all back back cuz going back to the village underground huge yeah, dude It's just you perform there. Yeah last night. How was it? It was fun. It was fun They got you know they got like the casings up or whatever so everyone's in their little box that tube around you Yeah, it's tough, man. It's not around, not at the village underground. At the village underground, your stage is like open,

but the people are in boxes. Not in front of you. Yeah. What are they putting up then? They're putting up like plexiglass in between the tables. But not in between you and the audience. And certain places, I don't know if the original seller room has that, but I know upstairs

at the olive tree and then around the corner to fat black, there is the thing in front of you. I'll try to remember last night. I can't perform in a tank. It's not bad. I've done it, but I was doing it when they were just doing the quote unquote dinners. It wasn't bad.

It was, it's like the outside of the stand was harder because it just felt like you were just losing all momentum. It sucked nuts too. Yeah, that's why it's really good. I did. I did. Oh my God. Shane one time was back in Queens and he was driving me back there and he's like, dude, this fucking sucks. He's like everyone bombed. I was like, I know. I didn't. I did not hate a said I had there

Yeah, I didn't have one that I was like I think actually out of the entire Year I had one set where I was like well that was fun But I think that was after I had the shit kicked out of me by enough sets to be like Every show Be something I'm like hey, what are you doing on your phone? You know, haha And it's like I'm like I hey, what are you doing on your phone? You know, ha ha ha. And it's like, I'm texting. What's your problem? What's why?

You're doing it now. You realize that crowd work outside is just bothering people. He's ignoring people. I'm like, hey, what are you doing on your phone? I'm already dealing with you doing comedy. Can you not also bother me? I'm cold and I'm trying to enjoy this very layered drinker.

How was Skanks Inside? It was great. Ari's home. Yeah, I know. Ari's here. I know. I knew who he was coming. He came back. Yeah, he's a surprise, a shed of us.

Yeah, he and I talked and he told me he was going to surprise you guys on Skanks. And I also think with things with Ari, You're always wondering if they're little friendship tests Like I'm see I bet he's seeing if I could hold a secret Yeah, fucking Sal came on and got tossed up. That's fun. That's always fun I always like seeing the friends that don't really drink get really drunk. No, I thought I said no He was having a fucking ball Yeah, like he fucking got loose Honestly, I would probably say those are one of the few moments that I have left that makes me miss drinking is seeing people who don't drink a lot

Have a little bit and then be like oh, I'm having fun and you're like yeah, get it Oh, I think they're filming again. So it's like this is like his day. Oh, you know, he's not seeing like Friends or anything either really that much, you know, he's like working a ton. How are they gonna do that show? How are they gonna do that show during COVID? They've done a bunch. Yeah There are there's there's well, there's one's airing now currently new ones that are I'll love done during COVID. They're airing so I'm like old bits. They never put it out before I think also But they're inner twy-mo ones they're able to do and they're able to do like focus group shit Okay, they're able to do like you know, uh wait

I'm so I'm so unoriginal that if I was writing for jokers this season I'd be like so we'll do another one where we tell the guy that he has COVID and he's dying and they go Yeah, we can't do that. That's actually bad It's too cool. So we're going to say that everyone's here's test came back positive for the band kind for the new kind. I mean, there's a new kind and then we're going to have Q. We'll have an earpiece and Q telling him describing the new kind of COVID.

And you go, whatever all you got to do is say COVID but put before it, some fucked up country strand. Like it's it's COVID but like the Syrian translation and we prefer someone some rando countries with some real low GNPs. We're talking real poor Central American if you can. Oh yeah. Some some real some real all places. The Ugandan strain. We're like, no, no, they that is you never think about that with prank shows. How hard they must be to do when there's like real stress going on because they're supposed to be like. Oh, but we showed you that too when you do it's like there's a vampire in your closet

and you go, it figures. I mean already,, I mean, what a global panda every other hard thing's happened in real life. We lost my father, we lost my father in law out of the new British strain two weeks ago. Yeah, so vampires exist. I got it. Turn me, man. I don't know. What do we want? Yes, exactly.

This point, dude, just turn me. Just try to tell their knee and give their neck. Just take me. Make me one of your dark princes I mean a I mean a vampire then it's a no-brainer. I immediately asked him to turn me really no way man Immediately now dude. I'd be like I'm sorry bro. I don't talk it over with friends and family I fucking go I give him my I do I throw my hands up and I look right at the vampire and I go check the lineage it's van Helsing and then I can't get you and then I grab Katie by her lower back and pull me in and then I hold

my phone and you what have you done I go we gotta get out of here babe. They're showing Can I? Yes. Yeah. What's up? Vampires, vampire, um, mythology is so watered down now that they're practically, uh, just regular people. Yeah, they're just sassy hairdressers. I'm talking about, I'm, I'm, I'm all fucking. I think I'll drink. I'll drink. I'll drink whatever blood substitute they've, they figured out to make and I'll just drink that.

Not kill people And still you get a lot of pussy pussy with What if you didn't go out in the daytime? Traditionalist I won't do that. I was identical. What's the point at this? I won't now I won't do that No, that's not the kind of vampire. I'm getting turned into man. I'm a nighttime vampire What if you don't respect the vampire that turns you? What if he's like a dorky will you?

Fucking do we use all my first bite? Like, or he's just like a douche where he's like, of course you want to live eternally. We all do. Fine. I'll bite you. If I live eternally, will I eventually turn gay? Like you've just become a problem.

He goes, I don't know, dude, but you can't use any of that problematic language. I wanted to turn you on. Just so you know the vampire community super woke. We're real real woke just because we've seen it all and we've lived it all. So if you want me to bite you, I will. But if not just like things are better than the 50s, the 1750s, right? I want to say a blah

What if vampires were just the racist? There are no there are video never changed I go. I mean, I'll chew on a black one if I got him Oh my god man, he is what do you want the promo different time? Yeah, it's a different time. I don't like I have a problem. I have a problem with Protestants Christians you Am I right? He goes plus sometimes when I bite into the neck. It's no blood. It's just go eaters Now here's my question Jay you get bit You turn vampire. Yeah, I go limp. You turn Christine.

Oh, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff, pff. Yeah. Yeah. Christine, are you down for eternal life as a vampire? I really did love the never, not never ending story, ever lasting stories. That vampire, they're immortal.

What? I can be, I do, I'd be immortal. Yeah. Yes. No, but you would have to drink blood and kill people. Like it's not true. No, it's not true at all. That's not true.

Dan is breathing. There are. I would not. Dan is breathing. I'm not. I'm not. Yes, Jay. I'm not harm others for my own immortality.

No. Jay, first of yes is true. I hunt them. I know what they're, what their thrills and chills are. But some, but some of us want to be good, Dan. First off, yes, it is true. I hunt them. I know what they're, what their thrills and chills are. But some, but some of us want to be good, Dan. So we'll drink whatever the substitute is. There is no such thing. You're all blood.

It's called true blood. If it goes true blood, if you want to go with that lineage, yet it is. Well, that is. Yeah, it is. The little thing we learned in the band, Helsing family, Christine moment, please. Jay, a little thing we learned in the van Helsing family You ate nothing, but I got a bunch of thirsty bats and we're gonna fuck it take care of you little flying rats We're gonna take care of all of you. Sorry. I'm doing anti vampire. I

categorized four classes of vampires. I like the first one, which is the traditional like Bella, Lugosi just by people on the neck. The castle kind. Right. That's my favorite. Then the next one I remember was the gay true true blood vampires. Okay. Just even like all gay dudes. And then they weren't all gay dudes, Jacob. I believe the majority. Oh, they won't call those, we call those power, we call those powerbiders. The sex use was all fucking anapacron for some reason. Yeah, yeah, they all want one of them one of them. Studs suckers.

He's stud suckers is even fun here. I'll hit what's up, everyone. Welcome to stud suckers, New York's first gay vampire. Then I will say then the next one is like basically people, which is the, what's that that Kristen Stewart Twilight, friend, Twilight. It's a franchise, Jacob. Show it some respect. And then I'm blanking on the next one. What about the lost boys, the punks, the, uh, those are the coolest to me. Oh, I'll tell you. Yeah, I want to be a punk.

I want to be desert punks. I would be a dirt bike. I'd be a dirt bike vampire. So I categorized that and that one and two, um, I'll group that movie with, uh, underworld vampires where they're very vicious and they'll tear, they tear people apart. No, I don't like the, uh, hierarchy of the underworld thing where you still have to go and do a bunch. I don't want to go to a bunch of weird like stone buildings where they have to do ceremonies and shit.

Like, I just want to kick it and be a vampire. You just want to be up in the, you just want to be up in the caves, right? You just want to ride your bike and then part. Yeah, I want to be like me, but I also, I, I, me happens to be a vampire. Can I tell you guys the biggest reason I would ever turn vamp Even though it go against my family and our lineage of killing all you flying fucking rats I want full vamp I would do it so I could smoke cigarettes with zero damage. Oh, man. When that be nice to forever cool Fuckin a you're telling me

But it gets to a point where I get to- I'm on the pack of gamma lights. Alright, that's- that's me. I'll tell you what though, there's an age where I don't take that bite. Cause I'm just like, why I don't want to be forever this. Even if I feel healthy. If you get someone old, that's as fucking mean. Well, if you're gonna bite an old person, kill a man.

Don't fucking turn him. Don't make us an old fucking saggy ass vampire. Nobody wants to fuck that. You have to be eternal eternal for it's being old with her knees hurting I am 7000 years old I want to shock you blood but I also want to watch Matlock in 2021 I was bitten at 85 years old. Can you believe I was dying of COVID and they hit me now I have this cough and I just want to die Live forever My schmeckle. It's a weird color cuz my body's dead. It's all loose and jiggly I don't know if it's connected to my body anymore.

There's no blood flow. I don't know the technicalities of it. So like, I have to drink the blood, but I don't know if it gives me blood. I have no boner and the schmeckle goes up and then it comes down and goes. The lost boys vampire is the right vampire. Look for you also, Jay, because like, yes, the other vampires, modern ones, they all have a style. Like if you were an underworld vampire, you would have to wear tight leather and stuff like that. Yeah. No, I don't know. I don't know. I got fucking fat Morpheus walking around like an asshole. And let me just clarify to everyone wondering at home, yes, I'm aware of the huge Ackman

moving van, van Helsing and no, my family does not wear hats like that that it was completely beefed up in Hollywood don't call dance family assholes you know yeah okay holly weird decided to take our lineage and just juice it up for some bad movie we don't have that shit we're hats not one lot of vampire hunters we do dusters of course you know my love of dusters Dan you genuinely couldn't be talked into taking a vampire bite Not done in the turn nope Don't like it DJ. Lou. No fucking chance you want to you'd want it so bad DJ. Lou

Yeah, you'd be right you'd be right with me. Yeah, dude That was like asking Lou if you want to talk about have gonna talk about you on anything is Yeah, dude fucking all get stuff Lou do it. You get our fucking ear holes stretched get fucking close Then there's no there's no price for anything anymore, dude Well, let's go let's go become punk's dude. We're gonna become straight punks nose rings to earrings The next time I would see you guys would just be in the under the cover of night as I hunted you. Well yeah, you think that you are the hunter, but in fact then you are the hunted. Well, Jay, I'm pretty sure that I'm pretty clever and I'll have some trap set up for when you guys decide to feast.

Yeah, but you work alone and we are a what I believe they call us a, are we a covenant of vampires? Well, that's what you think. A nest. It's a nest. I actually work with Mechanicsburg's top vampire hunter, Shane Gillis, and he thinks you guys are old gay. Yeah. Gillian Kees put it another, another. Yeah, great one. Great one.

Great one. Go check it out. Gillian Kees, a new sketch out on YouTube right now. In Militia Funeral, go watch it. It's a very great sketch. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on Sirius XM.