The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Not Famous

Episode Date: October 11, 2024

Jay goes to the Eagles game with Shane Gillis and Christine doesn't appreciate Jay's level of fame. In fact, she doesn't see him as famous. Bobby gets screwed out of a new blanket from a sponsor. Someone makes YouTube slam pieces of Big Jay and Luis J Gomez. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly It was uh, it was great till it wasn't Right now I'm so fired up right now. I'm glad they lost of course you are and I understand that I don't have a problem with that. I in fact find it weirder when you have to do the fake like, you know Like Soder's team last year got to the Super Bowl and they lost. And like, you know, you do feel, it's like, ah, it sucks for Dan.

But I'm also like, why should Dan be all happy about a Super Bowl if I'm not? You know what I mean? I definitely, and you should be like, good. Good the fucking Eagles lost. I'm not mad, I don't give a fuck about the Eagles. I'm mad that you got your sheets and I didn't get my sheets.

What sheets? He doesn't even care about the sheets. He's too busy talking to you. He doesn't even care. He's too busy fucking rubin' up to Big Jim. What sheets? The one I said, Jay, here's your sheets. Where is that?

Yeah, he doesn't even care. I mean, I'm the only person that cares about the new sheets. What kind of sheets are they? Oh, I picked nice sheets. Did Bobby pick? He did. He didn't get his own. Look at the canvas bag it comes in. That's a beautiful tote bag. Oh, these are nice sheets.

You know what? I hope you shit your pants in them. But could your, is your bed big enough to support this? Are those, like, is that one sheet? No, it's the whole set. Upcoming sponsor. You know what, you know what you know your little smirk Jacob. I ordered me. Let me tell you something. It's not I bet you got the sheets I bet I bet Chateau Jacob has a nice set of sheets. I send them These nice I hope you caught a finger on that car accident he will I hope so he will for sure Let me say they sent over cozy earth. Oh cozy earth. Yeah good for you I hope you caught a car accident. He will I hope so he will for sure

Over cozy earth. Oh cozy earth. Yeah good for you. I mean They're very heavy Bob. These are very good sheets It's like silk. I mean that feels like silk. I have a brand new house Yours might be on the way Jacob my you have a bed that could support that cuz what you got his for sure Yours might be in the mail cuz you had Ordered something else bigger your thin lips mark. You went you went you went bold. I just it's a You did order Your ordered a comforter. So what are you saying that the company can only send out one sheet at a time?

I don't know how but that's your that's your theory is that maybe because you ordered something else, hang on one second Jay, I wanna yell at Jacob for a second, maybe you're saying that, oh, we'll send Jay she cause it's a small bag, but Bobby ordered a comforter, that's gonna take a little time. That's what you're saying, that's your theory. That's why I want you to feel better, like maybe it's on the way.

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, wait, wait. What size bed do you have? King. King. California King. He ordered white. Did he order white in California King? Yep.

No, you just said King. You didn't say California King. Because I'm pretty sure I said California King, because that's what we have, and this just says King, and now I'm wondering if these won't even fit our bed. They won't. California King is. I was so king, not California is... I'm not California King.

I definitely said California King. I didn't know what my bed looks like. Did you say California King too? Nobody said the word California. Well, it doesn't matter for me because mine didn't come anyway. So I, you know, I didn't get any. What did I send this to you? Which one I wanted?

I sent it and I don't think I said California. So when I get mine But which aren't coming They might be and I'm just saying I'll read the text and that makes you well If you'd like you could take these sheets and shove them up someone's fucking ass It makes me so happy your coming don't fit I have the text right here. We both said king. Nobody said California. They just threw the... It's worthless. I can't even do a fucking read about how great it is.

I bet Jacob erased California out of the text. I bet you have a king, don't you? Please. Not here, but back in Florida. In your doll bed? No. Every bed's a king to Jacob. Every... man.

I fucking forgot there were different types of king beds Jacob every area man one day fucking forgot There were different types of king beds. Can we send them back and get the right ones? No, why not? The answer is probably no need them to try the product given to me. You know, I don't got a king Oh Black Lou you have to have a king right? I Do yes, there you go. You got a good you got some new sheets buddy. There you go Oh, I apologize for throwing things all over the place. They feel like absolute silk. They're bamboo and lovely It's just that I'll never know

So Lou you got to come in and give a real speech about these sheets Yeah, the toe pegs on the floor my apologies. I threw it in a fit of anger You said King. Here's the thing Jacob, you can redo it because mine never came. So you can hey you forgot Bobby's sheets Great news, Luke. AKA California King. You got some white sheets on the way also Great news. They're not coming. Maybe they're not coming out of pure disrespect for Bobby But no one respected me enough. Christine included to get me California King sheets You were on the text thread. You could have corrected me in real time. You could have. Hey, let me ask you a question Did you go upstairs and check and see if a little,

I guess with a stacha merch? I'm happy to go see if maybe they forgot there's another package. I might come down with a comforter. With another comforter that's the wrong size. We can send everything back. Sheet set, you mean? I said comforter.

No, he ordered a comforter. I got a comforter. They didn't offer a comforter, but Bobby ordered one. Is that what it is? Is that I went too far with my? Well, they just said pick something out, and you picked something out. Well, it's gonna look like a goddamn,

it's gonna look like a bath towel on your California king. God damn it. It won't even fit. So I'll take it. Lou, great news. You have a white comforter coming for your black charcoal sheets. That goes, white goes with anything.

But Lou, did you feel the sheets yet? I did not. Come put your finger, I broke a little hole so you can feel them They are fantastic bamboo No, I broke a little hole already in the front You know little touch see you know they do that when you when you buy a fake ass to fuck at a sex store There's a little thing so you can feel what the fake skin is gonna feel like you're gonna be fucking they do that with a real

Ass when you buy a real ass to fuck. Also, when you buy a real ass, you can touch it. It feels real, it's like cool to the touch. Sheets are one thing I realized that that's when you know you've made it. Yup, well, Lou, great news, you've made it. And look at that beautiful canvas. Beautiful, beautiful tote bag. Tote bag that he's going home with.

Bag is fantastic. It's got leather straps on it. Lou, I guess you're gonna have to give us the user thing. I'm going to be like, cozy earth. I hear they're great. And then Lou's going to have to come on and be like, oh my god, we haven't slept so great since fall. But that's not cozy earth's fault.

Huh? It's not cozy earth's fault. No, I'll be like, listen, at the end of it all, I'll be sure to say fuck Christine. Yours might be on the way. Well, whose fault is it for me? You both put King. Neither one of you said California.

I'm fine with the King compter. Well, you shouldn't be. You're gonna feel like a fool doesn't fit. But it's not coming. You don't know that. I know that. And your little smirk tells me that it's not right. You were fully disrespected, for sure.

Our people on our side. I bet you sent it to Dan, didn't you? I bet you Dan. I know it. I like those. And you're like, I'll send them to you. You've been hiding that impression for all this time? I didn't want to let up because I wanted the show to go in the direction that it's going to go. You could have just done Dan the whole time.

Buddy, we did something new. Let's give the people a taste of the old days real quick. Hey Dan, blah blah blah. Oh, is that Macho Man here talking about Cozy Earth? Yeah, the sheets are the best sheets in the world. Yeah, yeah, you come off the top rope into the vagina on the sheet, yeah.

And then all of a sudden you get in the sheet and it's- Dan, what do the Russians think about this? That you don't know but we don't use sheets. now we use the sheets because a comfort sheets come to here. Yeah, dude. This is honest to God The Christine's do each other Christine. Why don't you go be a fucking? Producer on Dan's new whatever the fuck podcast. He's gonna do it. He won't have me. He doesn't like me. Did you try? He doesn't have me. He doesn't like me anymore. Did you try? No.

No. It'd be funny if she was trying in the background. You know, this is something, I'm actually happy Christine's behaving like this today because. Why? There's something we've had to bring up. I told you guys some days ago, you may have forgot about it because you wouldn't think

that a person who says they love another person would speak about them as we're speaking from them this way. You wouldn't think a person in this business would say something like that. In the business. On that side of the business. That side of the business is supposed to respect and know, I mean, the sheet thing is fucking nuts.

This is crazy. Bobby, you said king, sheet, set, white, comforter, king. Yeah, okay, I'm fine with the king. Honey, I didn't get Lugats. Like they- Oh, it's coming. He's king honey. I didn't get a little gots like they he's not arguing He's not arguing. Why do you think they're sending? What you why would you think they're sending separate packages? How the fuck is it so big? Yeah, cuz you're so big. Why don't we get a comforter also? I'm not I didn't get a fucking Buick it's a comforter. I'm sure they got becoming. I'm sure they got sending a comforter i'm sure they got becoming i'm sure they get sending

the comforter down i actually send them an email saying just wanna make sure brought robert kelly ordered a comforter not sheets and they said i will and they said on our and i will make sure jake dot that in why did i not get a wrong size comforter is what i'm saying i don't know did so if they didn't send it yet, can you make it a California king comforter? Yeah, and ask them to send another set of sheets in California king.

Yeah, another set in California king and also throw in a comforter on that one. And you know what, also throw in California king sheets for mine. Do me a favor, Jacob, let them know. If they don't, now we got them. So we've already gone through a problem here. You could tell them They could not send us these sheets and I will destroy their company

From the top down from the top down and I will be doing it from the bottom up and we will meet in the middle When this thing just fucking implodes like a yeah, like a planned Implosion like 9-eleven an inside job because you you don't know, there's true classics coming out with shits. Holy. You don't want to do it with that. So you want to fucking eat that shit? Conf... I'm saying in an email.

If they didn't send it yet, because they didn't, I know that. Because it would arrive. I know how the mail works. It's not like it's 85. It's a bulk package. Buddy, I got a fucking... I ordered something on Amazon yesterday. It all came today.

Jacob, take a, do me a favor, take an email down for me. Dear. Cozy Earth. Can you say hey Jacob, like it's Siri? Yeah, hey Jacob. Dear Cozy Earth. I trust that you must have had your heads up your asses when you saw the word king and know BJO, they know that's a big joke,

BJO only sleeps on California King. Mm-hmm. Give me a nickname. And Bebop? No, okay, I can go ahead, delete that one. Go back a couple. Go back. No, don't go to the next line.

Yeah. OK, there we are. And Bob-a-Rino? Bob-a-Bob-a-Bob-a-Rino? Mm-mm. You have too many fucking initials to make it a. BK. BK.

BK? BK Broiler. OK. And the BK Broiler also Simply made a mistake That you should have caught if you're a company that's worth your own ass We will Continue to speak well of the company as they did feel good before we gave them to and specify this our black co-worker Who now is gonna give you,

I'm guessing, a pretty hard time with your review. So, do the right thing. Jacob, you stop typing. Continue to type. I was just going to the next line. Do the right thing, and please, send the BK Broiler what he deserves, in a timely fashion fashion of a white California

King comforter and white bamboo sheet set also California King. And I expect in that package in a prompt fashion yet again say in a prompt fashion, comma before and after that part of the sentence. Also charcoal, bamboo, California king sheets. And italicized California kings, I want them to know I'm saying it sarcastically. Cali King, if you need to hear it again, you dumb shits. Right shits and For this fuck up I will expect That this will also be thrown in with a California King comforter in charcoal black Your this is signed your and

Asterix asterix asterix This will make fun this make sense Thursday BJO It made sense still now And I say don't even spellcheck it send it off Send it off. I mean there's nothing worse than that and that was pretty rough Well, Bobby if you weren't feeling bad enough, at least I did get my sheets which did feel good you Did not get yours, which I know hurts

But but you're being hurt by a company who has no loyalty to you. No emotion towards you has never Reaped benefits in life Because of you right your status. Yeah, we have no connection they owe you nothing So it hurts while it hurts that they should have treated you better Yeah, you can almost talk about like their loss. They should have treated me better should I have no connection to it? You have no connection to her This weekend I was in Addison, Texas great shows fun fucking club and One of the nights Shane called me,

Shane Gillis, the great Shane Gillis, and he goes, hey, I secured us, we got field passes, so before the game we're gonna go down to the field. Wow. And then we're gonna go sit in like a box area to watch the game. I was, holy shit, thank you. I'm texting him, or I'm calling him back.

Thank you so much, this is amazing, I can't wait, you know? Is it you and who else? It's gonna be me, Christine, Chris O'Connor, his girlfriend, Shane's girlfriend, and her best friend. Seven of us, I think total. That's right, is that about right, seven? Christine, have you ever been on the field? No. Wow, it's wild. It that about right, seven? Christine, have you ever been on the field? No.

Wow, it's wild. It was wild. It's a special thing. And I've said, I've made a real thing about this whole situation. Because I said to Shane, do you want to go to the Monday night game when I saw him at MSG? He goes, oh, I actually might be able to get it.

It's like, if I can go, I could probably get us, like, an awesome night, more or less. And I was like, fantastic. And I was coming up, you like an awesome night more or less. And I was like, fantastic. And I was coming up, you don't put any expectations on it, and he was like, now we're doing it. And he called, and he said I got his field passes secured through a cool player, and it's, we're gonna have this lounge access, it's gonna be this great night.

Food? So food. Food in the lounge? Food, I mean lobster tail. Shut up. Shrimp. Shut up. Shrimp. Shut up. Sushi being made left and right.

Mini cheese steaks. Dog? Veggies. Hot dogs. Oh, not real dog? Not actual dog. Okay. No, no, no. Good.

But no, no, no. All you can eat? You can just go up and get it. All you can eat. And me and Christine have made this mistake before. We are low rent people. And one time we went to something, and maybe she wasn't with me.

It may have not been you with me, but it's my thought process. I went into, it was, I think, good seats to the Knicks Sixers. I think Che gave me the seats, Michael Che. And he goes, yeah, you get to go down through the club access, which is the same access when you stay on the floor. It's where we were, Lou Lou, it's the bars.

But when it's a Sixers game, when I'm sorry, a Knicks game, that becomes like the VIP kind of area, the bar. So I didn't know that at all. And I'm at the stand, the one stand that's there where we got the burgers with Isabella and her boyfriend. That stand right there, they go, Oh, when you're down here, for this part, this is all free. You just tell them what you want and you get it. I got two hot dogs, I got a cheeseburger, popcorn, I put all this stuff,

everything they offer I put in a tray. And we turned the corner, because someone had to go to the bathroom, and it was rib tips and filet mignon. It's like there's a whole thing, we're just like dummies who are like, free hot dogs, let's get them all. And then you rib tips and filet mignon. It's like there's a whole thing. We're just like dummies who are like, free hot dogs, let's get them all.

And then you turn the corner, it's like, there's actually like real food over here. I mean, genuinely like French dip sandwiches that were like being freshly carved. Did you throw that shit in the trash? No. You ate it? We already ate it, and it was over.

I feel like I was with you, because I remember there was a Froyo machine. I was pretty excited about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I should have took your shirt off and wrapped a bunch of French dips in your shirt. Took them off. Oh. No. Take them eight French dips?

Yeah, take some rib tips as French dips. So we're low rent. So when me and Christine first walked into the FanDuel lounge, we saw right away what there was is every five feet or so on the bar is fresh wah-wah pretzels basically. Just sitting there with things. And I go, what? And then they go, oh,

and you can order whatever you want from the bar, like drinks-wise. Wow. Like this is great. And there's also candy right there you could just have. And a couple other things, right? They were just right there. What kind of candy?

And then I saw somebody come back with like a shrimp or something. I go, where'd you get shrimp in here? And they go, just walk 10 feet that way. The whole place was food. It was just- Cakes, desserts? Cakes, desserts, all kinds of shit.

Charcuterie. Yeah, charcuterie. Yeah, and then like shrimp and lobster tail, like on a sushi being made Made fresh. They had an Asian guy in the back. Not in the back right there. He's just there You're watching him just constantly make sushi and put it on the on the thing In the stadium this is happening in the stadium in a VIP area was it's the it's the fan dual lounge It's called so there was a lot of people in there.

Was it a Japanese guy, or was it some Italian guy from the South Philly? Definitely not Italian. They're definitely Asian. Yeah, they were Asian. Most likely Japanese. That's great. Yeah, yeah, and the sushi was good.

Sushi was bomb. Extremely good, yeah. Was it little plates, or they have a big plate you can fill up on everything? Little plates. Okay, but like not too little. But little plates also at every station. I know, but it made me feel like a fat fuck trying to on everything little plates little place, but like not too little but little plates also at every station I know but it made me feel like a fat fuck trying to balance seven little plates back to your seat

I didn't know a mini cheese stick and just decorated me and Christine's feet They were square they're like square plates with rounded edges that were like a little thicker like they're not like wood plates Mm-hmm. Yeah, they were good high quality plates. Okay, I'm into that We go in there for a while we're hanging out. We're Shooting the quality plates. Okay, I'm into that. We go in there for a while, we're hanging out, we're shooting the show, people have some great moments of a guy came up to a, Shane is fucking famous. He's crazy. And I'm giving that in every sense of the word.

I mean, he can't, he couldn't walk five steps without somebody saying something to him. And a guy came up to him yesterday, and he, like, you know, he's talking to him, he wants to meet him, and he's, bah, bah, let me take a quick picture with you. I don't mean it, but this is a guy who keeps doing like the, I don't wanna be a bother, dude, I'm just, you know,

I'm gonna let you do your thing just high and whatever, but then stays a little bit long, said something ridiculous. I went, what was it? He goes, he goes, man to tell you, I love tires. I watched the first two episodes and I was like, I don't think I'm gonna like this, but then it really caught me. And it's like, he just says it and walks away.

I was like, I could have just said not that at all and said I love tires. It's so weird to go, first two are shaky, but I'm sure you liked them because you made them and put them out. And believed in them. It's better than what I get, which is looks, looks, and then you do something.

Oh yeah. Yeah, I don't know. You do, you're an actor? I've been in a couple things. What was it, was it, and then you go through a resume? No, no. Maybe Louie. Louie!

You and Louie. You do comedy too? Yeah, I do stand-up. Yeah, what do you do that? I do it all over. Yeah, I knew I knew you. You didn't, you actually didn't know me. You kinda knew me, maybe.

And then you made me go through a fucking resume in line at a bagel place in front of everybody. Now everybody's looking at me going, do I know this fat fuck? No, you don't. Christine got to watch a good one last night when I went to the smoking area at halftime. A guy comes up to me, he goes,

he goes, dude, he goes, I met you at the, whatever he says, some place that I didn't know what he was talking about. I was like, what is that? He goes, no, you don't remember me? He goes, I know you, man. Like, I know you from somewhere. So he didn't know what he was talking about. I was like, what is that? He goes, no, you don't remember me? He goes, I know you, man. Like, I know you from somewhere. So he didn't know a name.

He just said the place. And I was like, he's like, where would I know you from? I go, I'm a comedian. And he goes, no, and walked away. Didn't even consider it. By the way, it is what it is. And he couldn't even process that that was even possible. It was crazy.

And then I walked by that guy again, and he hadn't come to a realization because he just completely walked by again, like, man, I guess I don't know. But- It's the worst when they make you go through your resume and help them like a game show, figure out who the fuck. Come on, come on.

Sex, drugs, tourgasm, now- I guess I did it about the 1880s on History Channel. Yes. No, so we, so yeah, Shane's very, very famous. And we, this guy was kind of over there, said the weird thing about tires, and then he was over. Then when me and Christine found the food, when I was over there, of course,

at the worst moment, gathering food onto my plate, this guy goes, don't think I don't know who you are too, man. Which I didn't ask him to say at all. And I made no faces when he was talking to Shane. I was just smiling and enjoying where we were. I was having a great night. And he goes, don't think I didn't know who you were. And I'm like, sure, man.

And he was like, that podcast you did, the one outside with Bird or whatever, it was like, I watched that all the time. And I'm like, cool, man, thanks. He's like, nice to meet you. I shake his hand, then he's annoyed, he came over again later and was trying to take pictures. This guy who keeps doing the, I'm not gonna buy what you do

but do your thing, has now been way involved in our lives. And the last time he comes over and Shane just didn't like this because he was taking a picture with Shane and he goes, Jay, come here. Like he did the wink and nodded me over and I just went, I didn't even think anything of it and Shane was like, I didn't like that at all. I was like what he's like Jay. Come here. I'm like, oh, yeah I just ran like a dumb bitch cuz I was like someone does recognize me, too

At least you got sheets For sure. Well, Bobby, don't worry cuz that's that hurts way less than what we're getting ready to talk about here that Christine did So I'm still back forget the game yet. I'm still back that Shane calls and says we got these field passes we got. Awesome seats. It's pretty amazing how Shane has maintained who he is through all this. Oh yeah.

I mean he really hasn't changed. No, no, no. There's usually a switch that happens. Things have changed around him for sure, but no, he's Shane for sure. That's great. It's great. He's usually a switch that happens. Things have changed around him for sure, but no, he's Shane for sure. That's great. It's great. He's doing great. It's really cool to see how much people, like, adormant are. It would be great if someday he does change, like, physically.

He just gets, like, work done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When did you get that fat ass in lips? He gets all this fucking lip stuff and hair, loses weight, gets fake abs. Yeah, he goes, Shane, do you always have those crazy high cheekbones? Why do you look like Oscar De La Hoya?

LAUGHS But when I call Christine, Saturday night, to go, Shane called me today, field pass is secure, these great seats, blah, blah, blah, I think we're gonna have this kind of access and whatever. And Christine says, and she's not kidding, there's no joke to this, there's no joke to this There's no levity in her heart. This isn't even a ball bust a ball bust of this. I would have been like nice Good one. She says earnestly

She goes, uh, ooh, this is gonna be great. I've never done something with somebody famous before I've never done something With somebody famous can tell you something? I promise you My first thought and I was my I was my own third thought on that I'm just like what a kick in the nut bag to the salvo Connors. Let's just take other celebrities We know that you've been around salvo Conno You could argue the the Ari Shafirs of the world so many We went to you. I'm sitting right here UFC but on to UFC seasons FX did a show with sag

I'm sag did a show with Rogan and one other thing Bert Kreischer Spending copious amounts of time she's around Fame the top of the game For years not only the top the bottom that became the top. Yes. She's been through all the evolution of top. She's around them all the time. I mean, the funniest, she takes an elevator ride

every day, multiple times a day, with one of the funniest fastest greatest comedians and walking the earth no I'm talking about you fucking lumpy piece of shit it's you it's you it's you it's you it's you it's you it's you it's totally you it's us and here's the thing. It's us and Universally together whether it's you or I or us Gave us a big you guys aren't worth jack shit jack shit by letting us know she's never done a thing with somebody famous before She's never done a thing. She's never been camping with Robert Kelly and And Dan Soder are you should fear Ari Shafir?

You've been we said six flags being walked around like a special person with Sal Volcano. I said we did that. I was like, actually we've been to success. You've been around success and fame. Backstage at concerts. For years. Backstage at so many concerts. Because of me.

I've never done something with somebody famous before. Oh, except walk around backstage at a big metal festival with a bunch of bands you love. Oh man, it was, it stung to my core. How many people recognize you at Metallica? I mean, we couldn't walk five feet without somebody stopping you. I mean, it must be annoying to her

how much she has to stop at a concert for somebody to take a photo with you. Well, we still couldn't get into the fucking sneak pit could we? Wow Christine is just made a point with me. She has a good point. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry but she does make a valid point. Shane secured that access. Shane secured that access? No doubt. Shane would have walked me right back in and met James Heffield. No. James Heffield would have called to meet Shane. Yeah, exactly. I would have been smoking bats with Shane and kid rock. I was so excited because I really was. I was like, oh my God, we're going out on the field. This is so fun.

It was kind of a jokey thing. Like calling Shane a celebrity is kind of a jokey thing when I say Even though he is and he's famous. He's just like a friend Soon as we hung up I was like And then and then that text came through on the group Really all right, bye I was actually putting max to sleep. I was like, good night buddy. I love you and I just came up I was like, I'll be right back. I got to take care of something. I was like, what a fucking bitch.

And then I read the text to Rebecca and just cackled. We cackled together. I'll tell you what we did. And then I read her my reply, which was also funny, and we cackled at that too. Let's see how many famous people show up at Skankfest this year. Oh, yeah. You know what, actually, Christine, I will say that when you're like, hey, we really need somebody for whatever show it goes We should get some of the famous people here. There's famous people. Yeah, Shane's coming. Yeah, but what are you gonna do when he leaves?

I'll have no, what are you gonna go to the B tent? Huh, you know, you're the a tent, you know that oh You have to hide from me. No, no. You're the A-Tent. You know what? I'm kind of sorry. You know you're the fucking A-Tent. I like people who like me, Jay. And Christine's really liking me right now. She didn't like you.

Remember, she said she's never done anything. That's right. I'm back. Why was I talking about work? You, you... I was talking about like... And then I started thinking about all the concerts we've been to. But nobody's ever pulled us from our seats at Madison Square Garden because the venue was too embarrassed to have a scene in those seats You don't know that you don't know that you know that how you don't know that I buy

Phenomenal seats that's why Yep, but that's not do you I? Guess not Holy shit, I guess when. Wow. Holy shit. I guess we're not. You are buying fucking cheap seats like fucking Ari who acts like he's broke. That was just a dumb Ari thing

where Ari just spent no money on tickets and was like, hey, this will be great for all of us. And MSG was like, is he in trouble? We can't put Sal. We're going to Cuba, he's like, I don't fly first class anymore. I was like, okay. I never saw him do it ever.

I never thought he flew first class ever. It's all right. That's weird. Yeah. I can't, yeah. No, I think he's fine. I think he's just Jewish. I mean, that's obvious.

He's putting his money away now for a rainy day. Not only is she a bear, she's been around some of the people who have made the funniest comedy specials ever. Ever. I mean, what it is, you know what it is, right? What? Lou, can you hold that up to her face as close as you can, please?

The other side. Hold that up to her face as close as you can. Right to your face, your eyes. Can you read it? No. You know why? Because I'm nearsighted? No, what?

You're dumb. It's because you're dumb. She's too close to the situation. You're too close. Thank you, Jay, for being smart. Well, I have to be everything. I have to be everything in this relationship. This was an out of the box celebrity thing we got to do. Because I'm nearsighted?

Out of the box celebrity thing we get to do. Walk down by security to row three in Toronto because I just did the thing with Rogan and Rogan was like, guys, come to the show. That is a famous person. Oh yeah, that was, Joe is really famous. It's always gotta go through something. Oh my God.

It's gotta go through something. Joe doesn't have to go through anybody. No, no, no, no, no, no. Shane really is not going through anybody. Shane's not going, hey dude can I... I have no idea what the Shane Hook Up was. Here's the deal. This is what she... she has you know guys who are at the top and then us in between there. Little piddly fucks. Yeah, well little guys that we're uh, I don't know, we're kind of like a cog in the wheel of fame.

I get to do so much cool shit because of you. I don't like going places without you. Dude, you know it'd be so fun. You can't. You can't go places without me. I can go to, like, the stand, Bobby. Oh, yeah, great. I'll tell you this. I can't go to the cellar.

They don't like me there without Jay. But I can go to the stand. You can go with me. I could go with you. You can go with me. I could go with Bobby now. Yeah, you can go with me. Bobby will take me to the cellar.

I'll take you to the cellar any time you want. You know why? He's going to feed you to those monsters that own it. Stop it. Will you stop those friends of mine? My friend Brian works at the store now, so I can go there. No, yeah, Christina, I think it's what we start doing here. Whenever we go to something, concerts or whatever, you'll get your ticket.

I'll get the tickets for all the people that are stoked to be hanging out with a celebrity friend of theirs. I guess funny if she calls Shane It's just way better tickets She's just on stage behind the camera going what's up? Can I be in Limp Bizkit for a day? Shane got pulled At one point we looked over to our left where Shane goes Bradley Cooper wanted to meet him. He had to go up to Bradley Cooper's

Funny well, no, they showed Bradley Cooper on the screen and I go Shane Shane I go. Are you friends with him? And he was like he's like I know I'm kind of and then he had to go meet him why Shane dumb Yeah, well, Christina says that for all guy voices. I guess even celebrities are stupid. That's how Shane sounds. I know him kinda. Ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Why does he look like fucking Phil Hanley? He's just kicking it man. I mean he looks like gaba He looks fine. He's gorgeous. You'd have to dress like shit to be a philly fan and go to the game. Yes I mean these two knuckleheads I'd walk by them in the street wouldn't even recognize either one of them. I Would it's beautiful. Yeah. Well, there's two famous people

Christine if they invited you up to his suite, would you have went? To meet Bradley Cooper? Yeah. But Jay can't go. Oh, no. If Bradley Cooper was like, hey, who's that girl? And he's like, oh, she's the producer of Skank Festival.

Oh, I heard about it. Can I meet her? But Jay couldn't go. You wouldn't be like, I'll be right back. Give me a sec. Christine, here's my promise. When I'm buying concert tickets, if it's a concert you wanna go to,

I will always buy you a concert ticket. If I'm getting hooked up to a concert, you will never be the person standing next to me at that concert. That's not true. It will be true because I wanna bring somebody who thinks this is a pretty cool thing to do. I do think it's a pretty cool thing.

You've had the same way. Jay, can I say something? All the stuff that you've hooked me up with, and you've hooked me up a lot, I've always been like, this is fucking awesome being around this guy. I'm so glad that from knowing you as a little dude who opened for me,

and I threw M&Ms at your head while you were sleeping. Boxed my ear. Yeah, you were a little pain in the ass back in the day. And now to see- A little, fatsy wiener. To see your, to see your little fucking hip hop fatty from Philly. To see you emerge through the clouds like a phoenix

and be where you can say, hey Bob, come with me. I got a hookup, I want you to come, I want you to bring, no, nothing is me. Bring your kid too, bringup. I want you to come. I want you to bring it. No, no, use me Bring your kid to bring him. I want him to be involved. Let's go and many situations You've been like I bought tickets you like no throw those out You are coming with my tickets. We got this you got it. We got thank you, dude Thank you. Seriously if they're not famous Do you think Lou Lou and me should be in loin cloths in here?

You guys absolutely, I can't believe she doesn't boss you guys around to do things. First of all, for saying that, you should be hit. Why? That's what she thinks. Oh, I spoke out. That's how low level you are. Yeah, that's how low, you should be slapped

in your face right now, your glasses should be slapped. And Black Lou, don't even get her started. If it was up to her, you couldn't even vote. So don't even leave it up to Christine. You are worthless down there. You're not even bordering fame get her started. If it was up to her, you couldn't even vote. So don't even leave it up to Christine. You are worthless down there. You're not even bordering fame in her world. What the fuck? Fucking Christine, dude.

Wow, look, she's ignoring us now. She's just, she's proud of herself for what she's done. I bet she's booking somebody famous for Skankfest right now. Oh, what are you doing? You booking a famous person? Yeah, who are you booking? No, I'm telling... Brian Regan, Brian Regan. ...our guest's legal first name. Oh, okay. Are you excited about the famous? Yeah, who are you booking? No, I'm telling who our guest's legal first name.

Oh, okay. Are you excited about the famous guest we have coming in? Well, I mean, funny. Whoa, wow. My God, you do have levies. I didn't want to get the audience hyped. Oh my God, they don't. This is fucking nuts.

Wow. I'm not gonna tell them that was just said. No, please don't tell him that was just said because it comes off shitty, but it's like, remember last year at the festival? It comes off shitty. It comes off shitty. Remember last year Mike Schwartz told everybody

Shane was going on stage or something and it wasn't, and he just thought it would be funny? Like that's what I mean. Christine, you're scurrying right now and telling stories I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. Who was he bringing up? What's his name?

Mad Dog, what's his name? James Madden. Yeah, he was bringing up James Madden. He was bringing up James Madden and he said I'm bringing up somebody famous and the crowd went fucking nuts and James got bummed out because they're not friends.

But let me tell you something. Keith Robinson, it was Chris Rock, okay? The Waynes brothers, right? And then he's like, you know who's gonna be here and it was me next and he goes guys it happened again ladies gentlemen this is not Kim Eddie Murphy no play a fucking bomb going off who did it Keith Robinson at the cellar the place imploded so bad and he fell to the ground laughing.

He couldn't even stop laughing. Couldn't even bring me up, because the reaction was so epic after those two guys, and now Eddie Murphy's going up to do stand up, and I had to go up after that, and I still thought it was funny. It was hilarious. Well, he's also one of your best friends.

That's true. Not one, he's one of my best black friends. One of them died. He's your one black friend. Well, one of them passed away from fucking eating Twinkies. He's one of my best black friends. One of them died. He's your one black friend. Well, one of them passed away from fucking eating Twinkies. He had two. I had two. Well, Lou's my friend.

Black Lou is your friend, but Christine doesn't look at him as an equal person. I mean, we're not, none of, I think, can I just say something? I might be crazy. I think she is above us in here. Something goes on in her brain that I'll never understand because it was a wacky, wacky term.

Do you look down on us? And then she goes, oh, I guess we have gotten hooked up at concerts, but I guess we have. I guess we have. By the way, all these things paid for by me or not are always paid for by me or not. Guys, I put my fucking foot in my mouth.

What do you want me to say? Can I just say something? I forgot about ego, I put my fucking foot in my mouth. What do you want me to say? I forgot about ego. I forgot about all of it. I just got excited. You forgot about your entire life. You know what she calls us? The talent. We're talent. Buddy, we're lens meat. We're talent. We're not even fucking cattle. We're not. We're not. Yeah, we're talent. We're lens meat. Get the lens meat up on stage. We're just grazing right cattle. We're cattle. We're not yeah, we're talent with lens meat get the lens meat up on stage We're just grazing right now. Yeah, we're waiting to do our dance for you Yeah, put used to be fat and still kind of chunky in front of the microphone

Let's get this thing going. It should be sheep dogs in here herding you where you need to go Yeah, we should probably be herding up Christine figures. That's what you guys are. You're the sheep dogs with a sheep Yeah, you're the little barking dogs that corral us in front of these microphones I have to go Shane's getting us a free tour of the Uncrustables factory. What a maniac. That's fucking funny. What a maniac. Yeah, you are. Wow.

Kristi, you sat all over that stadium in Philadelphia. How many of those tickets did you get? Zero. But you must have been back behind in that area before, right? How many of those tickets did you get? Zero. But you must have been back behind in that area before, right? Where you get the free food? No, never. You must have been on the field before.

Never. You must have had awesome seats. I have had awesome seats, but not awesome seats that included free drinks and food. Wow, that's a weird... Yes you have, Christine! Yes you have, we've gone to basketball games. No, not that deal. I was thinking of the link.

She said I've never gotten good seats where you got free food and stuff included. Yes you have, multiple times. Multiple times. Multiple times. Guys, what can I say? I'm spoiled. Can I say something?

I've been working in this business for 20 years. Me and Jay have been together forever. Isn't the- I'm spoiled and I'm jaded and I put My foot in my mouth. I'm sorry isn't the food always free when she goes in Actually Christine that is fair wondering when even when the foods not on the the team or the the team's organization Yeah

Would you think your budget normally is for food spent? at a concert or a... I only spend a lot of money out. Hmm, mm-hmm, okay. Now she doesn't drink at all, so. Thank God. That does save money, but it's just more food now. But I do eat. Yeah, now it's more food.

She goes, well, normally I have a beer and a hot dog, so I'll get a hot dog and a cheese steak. Ha ha ha. Mm-hmm. And tater tots. Mm-hmm. It was a silly thing to say. I say. Obviously I got to do a lot of cool stuff because of you guys. Well, I mean mainly Jay. You're drawing off.

I mean. Yeah, but most of the time when we're getting hooked up through Jay, I'm the one dealing with the logistics of the hookup. Sorry. So it's like a different. Christine's got to get the email that tells us where to park and go in behind the place. Wow, that's taxing. Oh, Jesus Christ, Christine.

That is actually my fault. I shouldn't put that on you. You're right, I should pay an assistant to get the email and send me the address to where we're gonna go park behind the venue or go inside or something. It's very taxing to read. It's fucking crazy. She's nearsighted.

I know, it's so hard to be like flown up to things for free She's nearsighted. I know, it's so hard to be like, flown up to things for free and get to do cool shit. I mean, it's terrible. It must be terrible. Wait, are you talking about us? Huh? Are you talking about us? Well, that thought was Burt.

Oh, you were flown up for free. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ugh. I gotta deal with the logistics. Wow. Yeah, logistics. Guys. Does Donna speak like this? I was just excited about the hookup and I was excited to be getting

Shane treatment on does on no dawn listen to me She appreciates No I'm just realizing this my bitch doesn't give a shit either Holy shit, okay. Holy shit. My mom doesn't care No, don't know don't don't she I mean, they're too close. She's like go get the money and hand me the check Yeah, I mean it's too. They don't realize what we do, we do it so effortlessly now,

and we go out and we just do it. We never really complain about it. We just do what we do, and they think they have no perspective of where they're at. How lucky, how lucky is Dawn right now? She's putting a new light fixture in, a brand new kitchen.

That's all from my laughs, from my shit. Because you putting a new light fixture in, a brand new kitchen. That's all from my laughs. From my shit. Because you're a famous person. Yeah. I mean, look. You've gotten famous treatment. I guess, I guess, uh. Well, here's what also Christine's also tending to forget.

Um, when we first started the bonfire, we were given, I think, a $7,000 sleep number bed because of my fame. Because of my quote unquote fame, we were on the show, right? They wanted us to talk about sleep number beds and they told us to pick out sleep number beds and they gave us like their top of the line shit. That was me and Christine's bed for a long time. Those are the old days, Bobby. What the fuck? What happened to the show? I didn't even get a sheath. Now you get what covers the... I didn't get get a sheath now you get what covers the I didn't get it

I Got it Bobby. Let me tell you this though. And this is the truth that's sleep number bed There was nothing ever like that ever again. That was one and only like holy shit fucking thing. We were Yeah, I bet I didn't get anything. It was crazy You didn't get sheets for a bed that you have to buy. But we had that bed and that was just based off of, again, we got this gig and blah, blah, blah, and they wanted us to talk about these beds. They gave us so many things.

Yeah. So many things. Come do this. Did she go on a cruise with you when you did the rock thing? Hmm? Did she? The rock cruise. Did she go with you?

Several times. Wow. It must be, you must be, everyone's excited when you're on the comedy cruise, the rock crews, does she go with you? Several times. Wow. Must be, you must be, everyone's excited when you're on the comedy crews and the rock crews? No, I guess not. I guess we're able to just walk around all loosey goose because Christina's didn't realize that because I told you, she will go to the bathroom in the middle of a very quick, we have to go through this public area walk

and then she has to take a piss, which, and then when she comes out, is wondering why, why would somebody be lined up and taking so much time talking to my not famous piece of shit boyfriend we were on our way to dinner why you guys she start doing this needs to go to those guys guys we got to go there's no reason to talk to him he is not famous stop guys get away we don't time for this is no worthless with his autograph means nothing you can buy his baseball card I think they'll give you a dollar if you take it. Guys, look down there.

That's a lead singer. That's fame. Right down there. There's Buck Cherry's down there. If you're gonna go around there, I had the guy from Buck Cherry's there. Make a big deal about that. This fat piece of shit, just let him smoke and shut up.

This is wild. It's wild. Too close. It's wild. It's too close. I mean, if she doesn't feel that way about you, the man she loves, I mean, I'm just a piece of I mean, no she'll be better She'll think better of you because she's not quite as close

To me. She's just like who gives a fuck. Yeah, I think she feels the same way about me No, no, she doesn't think you're famous at all either But she just thinks you're, she thinks you're definitely like more famous. We're probably like plumbers to her. We're like just average Joe, blue collar, comedians. Run of the mill. Run of the mill.

Diamond does comedians. Diamond does. A-list, top tier talent. And Christine, by the way, Christine, by the way, never shot for this. I should have known this about myself. When Christine fell in love with me, I should have known. Every other comic that she she loved is just like,

she's got a lot of middle of the roaders that she was like super into. I didn't love anybody. No, that she was like infatuated with middle of the roaders. So she clearly, so I was like, oh shit, she's picking me. She loves me. Oh fuck, that must mean she just like, oh this guy's not gonna rise to the top.

He's not gonna get where I'm gonna lose him He's just a fucking dumpy piece of shit who tells Joe I promise you with what I do for a living I would never be able to love a comedian. That was not great Well, you know plenty of weren't you say How many comedians did you fuck To that's a lot three Counting j. Oh, you don't know you found another one One just told me he was a comic. I didn't ever see him do comedy at least

At least four at least four no for for no way sure Absolutely, you know me comedians Don Four, four comedians. No way. Sure. Absolutely. You know how many comedians Don's fucked? Zero. Oh, that hurt. Oh, three. Other comedians. I mean, yes, other comedians.

Christine's four, besides me. Wow. Who knows? And also was a blackout drunk who probably went knees behind the ears for a whole fucking lineup or two at that fucking Comedy Magic Club. She's probably famous in Cleveland. I've sucked way more black dick than Nazi dick, I can tell you that.

Well, there's way more black comics than Nazi comics, so that does check out. Either way, I had to sit on that all weekend and the game yesterday, and yeah. But look. She's not impressed. You put it past you for the, you had a good time on the field.

You're smiling despite the pain inside on the field. I was having my moment, this was the field. I literally, and Black Lou, you for sure could understand this, being like a die hard fan as you are. I knew, I said this to Shane before we went out, I go, I'm worried that all these girls we have with us are gonna see me have a moment when my feet touch the turf and I'm gonna go, oh man, this is it dude. Looking up at the lights and stuff

and just being like that level with the field and seeing how huge the fucking field is. It was really neat. When you took this photo with Christine. I wasn't able to put it aside. When you took that photo with Christine and Shane, did she try to muscle in between to get near Shane? No, I don't. And then you had to push her over to the left.

But also Christine's just totally used to this famous lifestyle with living with Shane because I'll tell you what most of the time when I looked over I'd have to go are you okay? Because she was in her phone texting or something or sending emails. So she wasn't really locked into the game either. Christine, why do you have Billy Joel eye in that fucking photo? I don't know, my face looks stupid in this picture. Your one eye is open really wide like you have Bell's palsy in the inside your face Yeah, she won't long. I mean that's awesome though. I mean this must have been I mean this part of the game must have been amazing What an hour before it started yeah, it was fantastic

Yeah, is that sheen's gal yeah Great photo. Right there, right on the end zone. Right on the grass. Right in the end zone on the grass. Right there. Look how happy Christine. That hoodie, you look cute in the hoodie too, Christine.

You like that? Thank you. Yeah, a pretty not famous person got that for her. Yeah, I mean she's right next to a not that famous person and then famous. Yeah, I wish we can oh my god, please Christine don't put this picture out. It's private. I guess but I wish somebody could remove Shane no could remove me from the picture and just move Christine

That can be done with the new Apple upgrade you can you can just erase you out of it Yeah, you can just take that photo and rub your little stomach and you're gone And we waited a half hour. So Christine a picture of Shane performing at the Wells Fargo Center Cuz uh, now after the game he did that no, it's just That's pretty famous, I mean that's a huge crazy thatboard. That's crazy. That's insane, that's awesome. Yeah, it was like Billy Eilish, Shane Gillis. That's nuts, and he's just in a T-shirt, and he's used the same headshot for four years.

We saw the Sebastian one, like Sebastian, you know, it's like poses and something with the microphone. Like, what, I'm doing Italian things. And it's like, change a picture of him that someone took on stage of him yesterday, I love that. It's done with an iPhone. They can't even use it, it's too grainy. Sebastian's like, he's twirling like a microphone cord

on like a spaghetti on a thing. What? You're not supposed to eat this, this isn't pasta. He's behind a car that's parked crooked in a parking lot. Who's doing this? Oh! What's this guy, drunk like my pop? He's playing the garden tonight. That's another famous person.

Yeah. Well... He is famous. But Christine, seriously, I don't want to annoy you, so I know sometimes if I get in the concerts for free or even the rare backstage offer or some kind of cool thing like that, I'm not going to bore you with that level of nonsensical. That's just low level I know a guy who knows a guy shit.

She needs it to really be like, well, where's our bot? Where's the thing? Who from the corporation here is walking us around and making sure we are taking care of and happy? Yeah, and I don't have that all the time. I generally just get like Maybe some passes hooked up some good tickets. I think it's great. I think what you get is pretty pretty amazing and What you can't get from your fame you buy Also a lot of times don't even take the shot at using quote unquote fame to get things,

because I know on fame, and especially whatever my level is, which is nowhere near Shane's at this point, is a hookup to kind of like get into something. You know what I mean? It's not like being like walked around. Like my level of hookup is, it's lower level for sure. You're gonna see people. You get your tickets,

but you still have to go up to Will Call with everybody else. Absolutely. That's not the fame. I'm not going in a back entrance. But also, we've also gone to plenty concerts where we do go back in the back entrance. You have?

Absolutely, several. At Jones Beach. How'd that feel Christine? Feels awesome Bobby So you when you especially when we went I mean when you downgrade and get just regular tickets for free does that? That's does that bother you she's never done anything with the band corn except go backstage after every show We've seen them on for the last 13 years Keep at it except go backstage after every show we've seen them on for the last 13 years. Yeah, that's pretty cool. I would say keep at it.

Thank you. I appreciate it. That's good advice. That is good advice. So I shouldn't give up, because maybe one day... No, one day. I could have a level that Christine would respect as fame. One day, Christine will take a picture of you on Wells Fargo. Are you least impressed with how well I've done for myself, Christine, without being anywhere with anyone we consider famous?

I've done pretty good, right? She was about to answer that question seriously. She was about to go, yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah, she goes, it's actually not bad. For someone who no one's aware of, who holds no level of fame, you have done pretty good for yourself. Where I thought you were gonna go and where you went,

definitely you've done more than I thought oh Yeah, that's what she said. Oh, yeah, yeah, you've you've definitely succeeded Yeah, you've all achieved more than I thought you would ever get hooked up But but I think she also has a feeling like but all these are explainable somehow like it's not like fame. It's like oh you Know a person who would ever do a person. Oh fuck What time is it? I think we have to take a break pretty soon But I do want this came in late last night They did one about Bob they did one about Lewis and there's this guy on the internet who makes these videos. They're they're hilarious

These aren't like real slam pieces. I think this guy's definitely a fangs. You know so much stuff. It's all fake shit It's it's like this bitch or that bitch or is a bitch or something like that. Total bitch, total bitch. But he just makes shit up. But it's fucking great. Dude, the one with Louis, Louis is one of those, Louis opens a bunch of shell corporations

to move money around, like Gas Digital, Legion of Skanks. Louis' fine denim company and something like Louis' seafood, whatever. How funny it would be if it was real and he really did have a fine denim company dude mine Mine is like that you paid for mine is like the one that starts with me He goes i'm actually hiding the fact that i've been a devout catholic my whole life and like And I used to be king james okerson, but I changed I see this guy everybody gets the evil. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's so good. Give it give him a little little piece

We have our guest coming after the break Because this guy is not what he seems big J has been doing a lot of work to make sure you don't know where he Came from now a lot of people like to joke that big J looks like he just stepped out of a new metal band But that's exactly what he wants you to say about him So before big J was the tattooed dirty talking comedian You know today was actually an evangelical Christian And that's something he wants to keep his fans from knowing even the name Comes from a nickname. He was given in youth when he would constantly sing the praises of his King James by

nickname he was given in youth when he would constantly sing the praises of his King James by myself from ages 11 to 36. He was known as King James O'Creston. Now it's around high school that Big J gets obsessed with this Christian strongman stunt show. Oh yeah they say I joined the power team. The Christian strongman. He said that I'm one of them. Strength, martial arts skills and public speaking talents spread the gospel and Big J was deeply inspired by this. And when a kid times out, J decided instead to join this team of strongmen and spread the word of God. So Big J is touring the US with this group doing amazing shows every night and this is where he meets his now best wife, Carla. This is a pivotal part.

You were the sled jammer, like you really were the part of the Christian team were you No, but watch they say this is me, which is great Goes every night and this is where he meets his now ex-wife Carla and this is a pivotal part of big J's story So at this time big J is a happy family man. He's got his faith. He's got his wife and a job He loves until one day seemingly out of these where He's made Carla, just like some chola Ah shit Now this is where everything changes Well after months of fighting it Big J had to finally accept the divorce

And this is actually where Big J meets Luis J Gomez back in divorce court Now it's at the stem of deep loneliness that Luis and Big J start regularly hanging out And one day Luis loans Big J a CD and says I think you're ready for this Now it's at the time of deep loneliness that Louis and Big Jay start regularly hanging out. And one day Louis loans Big Jay a CD and says, I think you're ready for this. Handing him Adima's first self titled release. And the story goes like this. Such a go went nowhere band, Adima, what a great choice. But you gotta tell them who it is.

I'm pretty sure, I don't know if I'm completely right about that, but I'm pretty sure it's Jonathan David. I think it's the guy from Korn's Little Brother. I think you're ready for this. I think Big Jay took the Adima CD home and sat in his living room for hours contemplating whether to listen to it unsure which pack to choose and at the last second Jay's finger hit the play button instead of killing myself

it's a walkman too oh yeah for Big Jay Okerson this music, this amazing music has opened pathways in his mind much like any psychedelic drug the rocking, the rapping the overt anger of the music This amazing music had opened pathways in his mind much like any psychedelic drug. The rocking, the rapping, the overt anger of the music was something he had never experienced. He could feel it coursing through his veins.

For the first time, Big J felt the power of hating an ex that only nu metal could provide. And the next time Luis J Gomez saw Big J, he had cut off his long Samson-like hair and was rocking a whole new look. King James was now Big J. Now, always seen sporting a large joint that hangs out of his mouth. And now that he was on the dark side, he joined Lewis on his scam to fame. Now, if you watched my Lewis video, you'd know that he created many fake companies to move money and hide from the IRS. The Legion of Skanks is a fully scripted show. Now, Skank Fest is coming up and it's no surprise that once again tickets are sold out the day they go on sale.

And fans have pointed out that this has been the case for the last five years with no one ever being able to go to this festival to prove it's even happening. I know we have to take a break. We get to watch the rest of it. Everybody else, give it a click. Watch the rest of it online. So fucking good, man. I texted the guy, I mess every sent to me and I was like

I do that ruled and he was like maybe this will boosted Dimas CD sales oh yeah dude guys great Robert Kelly you know where he's gonna be in Cleveland this weekend the 20th and the 21st and then after that everybody it's skankfest time it's here it's queer it's not going anywhere it's not even there it's not it doesn't even exist doesn't it's all a scam yes gang fest if you got tickets you know but if you don't you're probably one of the people who couldn't get them because we're sold out co-host New York after that San Diego California and you can catch Bobby every

Tuesday night 7 p.m. fat black pussycat lounge the comedy seller for tickets and all tour dates visit punchup.live Robert Kelly and Big J is going to be this weekend He's sorry my computer is wiggling. Sure. I'm not famous enough for you to scroll correctly We'll be in Omaha funny bone This weekend and after that he'll be at the Creek in the cave in Austin on September 22nd for Legion of Skanks and then Skankfest, Spokane, Poughkeepsie, St. Louis he's all over the place bigjcomedy.com go check him out even though he's not

that famous he's funny. Oh well when you come to these shows you'll see by the size the audience I'm not famous enough for Christine. We'll be right back. Mr. Bonfire.