The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Nu Metal Jesus

Episode Date: May 30, 2025

The New Jersey transit strike causes Jay to be late again for the show and he enters while DJ Lou was trying to hook Jacob up with a date. It's up for debate whether Jacob was rejecting the girl or was the rejected. | Bob gives an impassioned speech about healthcare in America. | Bobby asks everyone in the room if they believe in God and everyone has their own relationship with their higher power except for Jay. Bob tries to make Jay pray from the heart and he has trouble, so he quotes lyrics from Nu Metal bands. They research Dante's Inferno which is the nine circles of hell representing different sins and their escalating punishments. For tour dates go to Bigjaycomedy.com & Robertkellylive.com. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more. FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly. And here he is. Here he is to save the day. Jersey Jay is on his way. He's in the car making it through the tunnel. Cause he's here to funnel the jokes. Jersey Jay is on his way. Jersey Jay is on his way Jersey Jay is on his way. Don't you ever dismay? That made me feel really good. Thank you guys buddy. What's going on?

We we I didn't get the text apparently Lou tried to set up Jacob with a girl She saw the picture of Jake and went no. Really? Yeah, not much later. This is the one that Jacob poopooed. I got to see that. Where is it? I didn't get it. Well, you poopooed her, then she poopooed you. No, a different girl poopooed Jacob.

I didn't know about the first one he didn't bring up. Are you out of your fucking mind? I'll dump Dawn for her. Let me see. I will dump Dawn right now for her. Dawn in the middle, not my girl, not the gay girl. Are you kidding? You guys want her here?

Jacob, tell her. Are you kidding? Are you serious? Tell her I'm available Telling me and Jay available me about me and Jay are both available. Yeah, we both. I'm okay. Come on You really yeah, dude, I like that like those big lips really I like those little high cheekbones strong jawline Yeah, she got nice tatas really Looks like her eyes are in her temples. Yeah, dude, I like that. You can always count on Jay. All right, you know what? You see?

I mean, we're looking at the same girl, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very hot. Yeah. I'm looking at the guy. I apologize. Is that not Jacob?

That is Jacob. That's Jacob with Captain America drug shot in his veins. Gotcha. Jacob. Jacob, you poo-pooed her? Or she's the one who poo-pooed you? That is Jacob with Captain America drugs shot in his veins. Got you. Jacob, Jacob, you poo-pooed her or she's the one who poo-pooed you? This one in the picture. They poo-pooed each other. No, this one Jacob said it's not his type.

What does the other one look like that poo-pooed me? I don't have that one. I want to see the one who poo-pooed Jacob. This one, poo-poo away. I want to see who I wasn't good enough for. I like that one. I like that. But you know what? Here's the thing. I haven't had anything in a long time.

So if you show me any, I would actually bang Evelyn if she got over that poison sickness she's in in Canada. What if that's what did cure her? If it was me, I'd be like. Give me a bad jamab. You can just throw this shit out of my face. Dude, dude. What if, people are starting to catch on to Evelyn,

by the way. I've seen some other videos. Yeah. I think we've spread the word. She's picking up steam? She's picking up some Evelyn steam. They're starting to do little videos with her. But I would, I'd fool around.

I'd do a little something something. A little something something? Yeah. Oh, dude. Oh dude, the muck between her legs. I'm out. You know what? Thank you. I can't even joking around with that thank you took it too far hey Jacob It's home. Can I ask you a radio question? This is real radio question

I'm just wondering this we all know Bobby is a is a very aggressive Homophobe who says the f-word a lot, but but stop stop stop what stop what that is? outrageous right Sure, that's fine, but what I'm saying is I love gay people hmm. I have gay friends Yeah, what are you talking about? I live some of the closest people in my life are gay. I'm on your side here I love gay Bobby I love get don't you want to don't question. Did you make it don't what you didn't don't get I don't want that as a side clip

That's a job. Yes. I don't know. It's not a job. That's a record. I That's a record. I love gay people. I just from Boston and that word is like Whenever you see gay people know that's not we've never probably we're on the same I'm not you haven't even let me get to the point. I'm trying to make I'm trying to save you here Okay, save me and try to let you be able to do what you want to do, okay? I Listen to the excel Stations always for music and

if you listen to a local jazz rock the bells or any of our stations here when they play 90s hip-hop F-word said a lot and he just let it fly. So why is that? Okay, and Bobby is not allowed to let his incredible Which clearly weighs on it has its exploding out of him, his homophobia. I'm not homophobic, I love gays. What? I love to be gay.

I got it, I got this, I got this for you. Why can't Bobby say the F word if DMX can is my question. First of all, I should be grandfathered in because I am from the 80s. You're from the 80s and 90s. The word. What? It's recorded songs from a different era so it's grandfathered in. I'm from a different It's recorded songs from a different era

so it's grandfathered in. Yeah, I'm from a different era. Probably from a different era. But you're live on the air now. Right, and I love. I know, but the things he's saying is from the 90s. I. What about if the things he's saying are from the 90s?

Is that okay then? I love gay people, I love trans people, and I love everything in between, especially lesbians. Lesbians are my gay people. I love trans people and I love everything in between Especially lesbians lesbians are my favorite people why because they're fun. No, they're not I've always got a lot No, I to shame my friend. I've always got along with Lesbians have been part of my success. Okay in my life lesbians. There's always been a lesbian woman. Are you calling Donna lesbian? She's She's close. She's close. At this point of her stay... Oh, is this the Indigo Girls?

There's been lesbians, Cindy... Okay. When I worked with the mentally retarded, and I lived with them, she got me the job. And she helped me lose weight for the last night at Eddie's. By the way, your one-man show should be called Dykes and Retards. No, that's... I can't say that either one of these. Why? You can't. Eddie's by the way your one-man show should be called Dykes and Retards no that's that's I can't say it either why you can't it's no you're from the 90s I know I am from the 90s but I can't say that there was no homophobia or racism in the 90s do you guys even listen to me

when I talk can I say something yes I was thinking about this and Don brought it to my attention and another friend of mine big shoulders Joe who is a staunch Republican big fan of the show. Your daddy. No but he was like Jay's right Italian guy. I was listening Jay's right there was less racism in the 90s. There was we got along better there was no problems between us in the 90s. See that's an over stretch too. problems between us in the 90s. See that's an over stretch too.

There were problems in the 90s. There's probably still a lot of very unfair police to black people I'm sure. He said there was no problems between the whites and then they used their n-word so I think there's problems now. Okay. Yeah. Well now, yeah well I just think now it's like there's money to be made in making sure it's like everyone's kind of at odds.

Ooh, political Jay. What are you and Dave starting to show together? No, I still don't know anything Dave's stuff at all. I don't understand any of Dave's things. I was listening to him on Tucker Carlson. I tell him, I keep having an idea I wanna do so bad. Where I'm like, because again, I have no emotional attachment to politics stuff.

I will not get heated in a political debate at all. I do, I have no emotional attachment to politics stuff. I will not get heated in a political debate Yeah at all. I do I have a lot of thoughts. Yeah. Yeah, you want to hear some Sure, just throw something ask me any question health care health care man. Let me tell you something We should deserve our health care. We'd all should get health care But you know what if you want premium health care you work for it. It's a merit-based But you can't yeah If you want premium healthcare, you work for it. It's merit-based. But you can't. Yeah.

You can't get good insurance if you work for it. Yeah, you work for it, I work for it, I got it. Yeah, but you can't get good insurance just by working for it. Listen, man, I don't wanna wait in line. Right, gotcha. I think people, seriously, you wanna hear the serious thought on that?

I think people who don't make enough money a year should get free healthcare. They should get free everything. If you don't make this certain amount of money a year You should get free and it should be picked up by the rest of us who make 250,000 or more a year we should pick up the slack And we should let those people who don't make enough money. They should be taken care of everything should be take doctors They need to make money because you want the best doctor the best brain surgeon the best make enough money, they should be taken care of. Everything should be taken. Doctors, they need to make money because you want the best doctor, the best brain surgeon, the best.

And the only way you become the best is by being competitive and having a merit-based system. Right? When you start having everybody getting paid shit money or whatever, the same money, nobody's going to strive to be better than the other guy and we're never going to evolve medicine. So you should have that. You should make a lot of money if you're a doctor, but you should also do stuff for free. You should have to do free things for people that need it. So I think that the people that make the money should pay and the people that don't should get it for nothing. You can have best, I call it Medicaid best of both worlds. It's a mouthful. Well, you gotta go be best of B. Oh Bw B. Oh Bw

M B. Oh Bw we get to be a K maybe so it could be like B. Oh Bk like Bobby K. Yeah sure best of both Kinds that the both kinds Said I was to both kinds. I like working shopping things with you. We should run for president Bob K Bob K best of both kinds. I like working, shopping things with you. We should run for president. Bob K. Bob K. Best of both kinds. There you go. I just know I can't get good insurance. I'm not allowed to.

I told you how to do it. You don't listen. No one's told me anything. I told you. How come you can't get good insurance? He can't get good insurance. You're just not allowed to. That's not true.

You don't listen. I said you go through your skanks, podcast. You can go through SAG. Right. You give them money the issue. You're having your podcasts are yours Individually solely I can't do that because Gas digital would have to pay into an insurance company. So what? Why don't they pay into it for you and Dave and and Lewis Well, it's Louis Yagomas and Ralph Sutton. I don't think they're big time owners of a company. Do you know what I mean?

Where they're doling out insurance for people. Well, you could just, you put money into the thing. They should pay into it. They should pay Skank's money into that and you'll, I think you have to make a certain amount of money a year and you're all set. It's not that much. You'd think, right?

Anyway, can't get good healthcare. But, no, anyway, my idea with Dave is because in listening to him, the thing I was surprised like how much Dave is like, I was saying to him last night, it's like you've lived a whole life since he's gone off, he got married, he's got two kids now. He's like a big dog in that political pundit world. Especially after the Rogan thing, it like fired him up.

But it is funny to hear his things and it's like, I'm like, oh, you're not this anymore? Like I said, little we talk about politics is like, he was very, he's very religious. Oh, we talked about this on Monday. Yeah, yeah, pro life. I was thinking about this on the way home. Like how long, if he gets really into religion, right?

How long is he gonna be able to do the core values of the Legion of Skegs? Not really, Lewis just does the core values if we're being honest. But how is that gonna, seriously, how is that gonna, is he gonna have to go to a confession every once a week for a show? Because once people start believing in-

He said he prays, which is so gay. I pray. Right. Why is that gay? Huh? Why is praying gay? No. Why?

It's not. Dude, I'm talking to a guy who has Botox in his armpits, fingernail polish, gets his eyelashes done, dyes his hair red. I don't get my eyelashes done. Yeah you do. Don't say that. Yeah you do.

It's not true. You get them fixed. No. Yeah you do. You get them framed up. Eyebrows. Yeah, eyebrows, whatever. Your eyelashes are gorgeous, you're right.

I'm sorry, it's the only natural thing on your face. Thank you. That's not true. And as Trump says, you use the Fetzel needle. I did use the Fetzel needle. I did use the Fetzel needle Man when you list it all at once. I mean dude, you're you're basically fucking Joan Rivers of comedy right now Thank you. I'm just saying you and then you're so behave. Yes, and this is a guy who prays which is just a Moral compass that somebody's getting in a day, saying, hey, yes.

You're praying to your God. What's wrong with that? Nothing. It's a moral compass. Anybody who prays to a God is, whether it be the universe, Jesus. So if you weren't praying to God, you would go out and rape and murder? No, it's, you're using your brain to think of serene, serenity things or good things instead of allowing your brain to think of wants, needs, sex.

That's lovely, I think it's lovely. Yeah, it's a positive thing for somebody to pray. Now your problem is this, let me just see, that he's praying to an imaginary person that doesn't exist. Is that what your problem is with it? Yeah, yeah. Okay, I get it, I understand. I mean look, you can't fight it

because it is organized religion. That's the point about why I think it'd be funny to talk to Dave about this stuff on something is because I'm fine either way. Dave can believe in God. I'm never mad at anybody who believes in anything. Can I suggest to solve? I think it's funny that you get on your knees

and pray to God. Can I say, can I solve two things at once? You have a new podcast that's yours called Finding My God Through Dave Smith. That you can take all that money. And put it in the SAG-AFTRA. And then you get. Insurance.

Now you get insurance. What is it called now again? Finding finding God through Dave finding God through Dave? Yeah starring J J that's right. J will slowly J antichrist okerson J anti Christ Okerson, no, man. I don't like I'm not anti religion at all by the way Well, you call religious you call people who are really pray gay. Yeah, I think the active brings day. I'm not anti-religion at all, by the way. I'm just not religious at all. You call people who pray gay, that's anti. I think the act of praying is gay. I'm pretty sure that's anti. You're getting on your knees to kiss the holy penis.

But you know why you get on your knees. Because you're gay. No. Because you need money for drugs. No. Notice how Robert Downey Jr. did it, less than zero. Well worst scene ever. Oh he had cum in his mouth.

Was it the worst? When he had cum in his mouth. Did he have jizz on his lip? Yeah it was like jizz. He got caught blowing. I know he was chugging cock when they walked in. Oh the less than zero scene. Yeah it just made me think of him differently even though it's fake and it's an acting.

Who was he blowing exactly? What are you doing, Iron Man? Oh, yeah. He was blowing a guy, some guy. Yeah, they had to stop him. Yeah. He took in less than zero scene. Help me out.

I've never seen this, guys. Blowjob scene. Blowjob scene, less than zero. Yeah. I mean, it's so sad. Is it? I don't know, dude. It was Robert Downey Jr. just to see him.

You could tell Black Lou's marriage isn't how to spell blowjob That might be a penguin room he was blowing What's his name James Spader James Spader blowing him? I don't think he was blowing him I think James Spader was having him. Yeah, I'm taking him out. I think yeah, was he tricking him out pimpin him Oh to get his money back. I don't know was he James Spader was a piece of shit in this great. He was so good He always has weird sex in movies like bizarre I remember can't do regular and this is this is Miami right or is this Hollywood it was LA I believe was it LA

Okay, I think so Yeah, it's not in this one No, no, does it doesn't he go through, he goes through the party, yeah, he goes through the party and catches him in the other room. Well, he went all the way to the end of this, and that would be the biggest scene for sure. Can I, can you, go back to that lady right there.

Go back to that lady. Click on, right there. Jamie Gertz. She is the richest woman in, You said, yeah. She's worth billions. I know. Billions. Which is good

because she got ugg fast. How is she worth billions? She invested in a company with her husband who is you know had money? She started a company called Tesla and no and she has I don't know the name what the company does with X Billions of dollars she is set catcher forever good for her. Yeah good for her barbecue sauce She's a barbecue sauce for heiress So you but here's the thing with praying is that when you get on your knees it gives you the focus where you're actually You're humbling yourself course where you're talking your mouth Jay you can't talk about cock we're trying to listen you're getting on you doesn't say he found God It's called finding God.

Oh, here it is. Go back, go back. Go back? I missed it. I missed his mouth on his cock the way I hoped. Andrew McCarthy. Yeah, Andrew McCarthy's walking through a party to find his old friend Robert Downey Jr. He's a drug addict. He was whacking off a guy. No, he was just...

No, he was blowing him. He was was getting ready to I think he put it on He put it on Yeah, you know jizz on his lip yeah, he does go to the next scene you wanted him to have jizz on his go to the Next scene buddy. There's no next scene. There's a next scene when he's fighting with him. Yeah, come on his lip He's got jizz on his lip, man. Do you wish there's jizz on his lip? I don't... buddy, first of all, I don't wish any jizz on any lip, except... I feel like if there was jizz on your face it would be all over your face or none because you swallowed it. I feel like there's no in between. I guess you could do a half open mouth, some face some open mouth. Jacob, what's your preference? When

blasting a fat batch on a lady, what do you prefer? Face, tits, stomach, mouth? Why you can't believe in a God. Why? Because you can't talk like this and then go back to God. You'd have to go, you would have, you have to, you can't- What's the power to cleanse? The what?

What's the power to cleanse for one to the other you would have to ask for forgiveness if you were really if you were into religion like Catholicism or Christianity sure you'd have to ask the kidnastos to every night yeah I mean the other ones are worse so you every night say you're sorry for the things you say on the show no never no I never say sorry for comedy do you ask God to give you the and I'll be a raging homophobe who walks the streets young the f-word everybody I do not it's right. You don't do that. I don't know. I don't do that. I guess you don't this is Absurd what you're saying absurd and what you're saying is you're going to hell for that because that's a lie They're the lie that I said will be going there. You just said you have to believe in hell

Yeah, but you do believe in hell. I don't yes you do. No, I don't yes you do and I hope hell is Christine not making the bed every day and leaving crumbs everywhere No, she can make the bed it was she were making the bed every day But I can't fix the fact that she's left some fucking sheet out the bottom. Why I hope yeah, that's my my fault It's interesting to me that people I understand I understand both sides like people don't know, it's interesting to me that people, I understand both sides, like people don't believe in God at all. I mean, me and Patrice used to philosophize about this all the time. We used to talk about karma.

My two favorite philosophers, Bobby Kelly and Patrice O'Neil. Well, I mean, that should have been our podcast, philosophizing with Patrice and Bobby. The country is swinging back towards religion because for a few years it became, it's all bullshit, but then it was replaced with nothing. Like everyone became nihilistic.

And now they're- Atheists. Yeah, and so they didn't replace it with anything, so now they're swinging back. Well, Dave said that in the thing with Tucker Carlson, where he's like, there are no really atheists, like no one practices atheism. Yeah.

I guess kind of true. I guess like, if there's something you say when you just go, I don't really believe in anything, or give a shit, you just say atheist. I guess kind of true. I guess like, if there's something you say when you just go, I don't really believe in anything or give a shit, you just say atheist. Do you believe in anything? Do you believe in like manifesting? Like believing, like seeing something, believing it

and it coming true, coming to you? Like getting what you want in life? No. Or do you believe in energy? Do you believe in anything other than nothing? Energy? Like, yeah, like Like yeah, like vibration. Some people say that it's vibration.

Like you have to vibrate. The whole world is vibrations and magnets and magnetic magnetism and all that stuff. And you can bring stuff to yourself by thinking it, but that's a vibration. Vibrators and magnets, that's your next question. No, but people believe in that people believe in vibrations some people believe in it's almost my point there's too many different beliefs but they're

all the same if you know if you break them down our religions are pretty I remember Jesus talking about vibes but he's talking about positive thought Jesus was the ultimate vibe curator though. But he talks about positive thinking. He got curated quite a vibe. Huh? He talks about positive thinking. Sure. Which is a positive vibe. So, Tony, like a Tony Robbins, that's a good,

he's positive thinking. Well that's another form, I think another form of religion for people, is like that type of, you know, believing and all that stuff. You know? But what is the give a shit about that then? Are you praying to Tony Robbins? No. At that point?

You're actually, I think that, I think they're actually using their own brain as the power. Some people think that- I think religion to most people is harmless and then it causes a lot of shit for people I think. But there's a theory that you're God and all the other people around you are,

you've just, you've become different people to live different lives, to experience different things. That's why it's so pristine. I am God. Yeah, that's what she says. I am your God now. Yeah. Every time you're handed that check, put that in the bank and pay for all this.

God says put this in the bank. Let me see this. This is Dave Smith on Tucker Carlson talking about- Very interesting. Very interesting interview. Atheism. It's so funny because Dave Smith on TV looks very manly. Yeah. But in life- Handsome fella. Yeah, very manly.

Yeah. You know, but in life... Handsome fella. Yeah, very handsome fella, but in life, I'm a little thin dude, you know? Yeah. Ten years ago. I went and died.

I had my daughter. I found God the day my wife delivered our first child. I go out and I'm in the hallway in the maternity ward. For the first time, it hit me that something could go wrong. Pause it.

This is kind of the thing, I mean, that's what he says, Bailey, he goes, thought something could go wrong, and he was overcome with emotion. So that makes sense, I understand people finding it when you're begging. Now I've done that, I've been like, if you, God, if you're there, and you make this,

whatever, things, feelings go away. Please let me get Metallica tickets. Please God, do not, I do not wanna hear Max cry. Can we please get into this thing? God, if you're there listening. God, please let the cure end early. Let this concert end now. No, I think when I got anxiety for the first time,

really bad, when I was going to the hospital, I thought something terrible was happening to me. Sure. In that time, desperately I asked to feel better and I would do whatever, turn everything around and whatever, but I didn't. Didn't adhere to any of that. And I still, you know, medication helped.

That's what helped. Yeah, I know, but I think, I mean, I've had moments in my life. I mean, the night, the last night I got arrested when I was 15, Rochester, New York, Last night I got arrested when I was 15, Rochester, New York, in the police station all night, being interrogated, lying, them opening the door

and seeing the other two kids who I was with, crying, who ratted me out, knowing I'm going to jail. Going into that jail, which is the worst jail, juvie jail I've ever been in in Rochester, New York. It was like real prison. Getting into this cell and I got on my knees and I prayed to God. Was that his name? Was it Jesus? No, it was by myself. But I prayed to God. I was like,

listen man, whatever, whatever direction you need me to go in right now, I am willing to do whatever you need me to do. Whatever I just need, I know I need to stop drinking. I need to stop using drugs because when I stopped that things were going all right. I need your help. Whatever you want me to do I'm willing to do. The next day which is a weird thing my mom and my... Bobby spread the word that gays are bad. That's not true. And straights are good. Tell them with the F word, Robert. That's not I don't say it. Oh, sorry. You orange peel face.

Sorry. Sorry. So so Robert. First of all, God is not Count Dracula. You have to go crush a lot of pussy and wear overalls with no shirt and no underwear. And no underwear. Masturbate into a towel and put it on your friend's doorknob.

This is my word. This is the word of the Lord. But the next day. Bobby's been following the Lord since he put a cum rag on my doorknob. The next day, my mom and my stepfather, who gave up on me, like literally, were like, we're done, blah, blah, blah,

they showed up and they were 100, they were, for some reason, they believed me. They came in, I'm like, listen, I need to get sober, I need to get it together, I'm willing to, and they brought, they came in, they believed me, they were shipping me back to Boston on a plane in a week. They came back up with all kinds of stuff for me When I went back to the other jail they and they were like we got you whatever you need We believe for some reason they believe me and it was weird because over the last four years

I was a fucking piece of shit in and out of jails and all these foster homes and The first time I got on my knees and prayed and asked for help. I got it That's weird shit, and I I've been sober ever since and there's been a couple times in my life In sobriety that that's happened to me now. Do I believe in Jesus Christ and all that stuff? I don't know. I think religion is fascinating that that's happened to me. Now, do I believe in Jesus Christ and all that stuff? I don't know. I think religion is fascinating. Vishnu?

Who? Vishnu? Vishnu, yeah, he's fascinating. But I do, I think religion, but I think- What's the guy who gives you the thetans? Pollywog? What's the name of the fuckin', the one for the Mormons? That's not Mormons, that's Scientology.

Scientology, I mean, yeah. But all the religions, if you look, they're all based on the same thing. They're all based on don't bang your neighbor's wife, treat people the way you were treated. Zenu. Don't kill people. It's a moral compass for people to actually

have a guideline in life so we don't, just the strong don't murder everybody, I think. So I think it's a good thing. Pray Zenu. You don't know Zenu. Do you know Zenu? No. Is that what you pray to? No, I don't murder everybody, I think. So I think it's a good thing. Pray Zeno. You don't know Zeno. Do you know Zeno? No. Is that what you pray to?

No, I don't pray to Zeno. Now what if I'm not a Scientologist but I pray every night to Zeno? Is he gonna hear my prayers? I don't know. Or do I have to do fucking talk to people and be weird? Tom Cruise, I mean, believes in this stuff.

I don't know. Zeno. I don't, I think, believes in this stuff. I don't know. It does. Xenu. I don't, I think your brain is so powerful that if you believe in something that's positive, whatever religion it is, if you believe in something and it's positive, you will find serenity and things will happen in your life and open things up. Sure. I think that.

I think that. I believe that to be true. Then you believe. I think if you keep a positive thing for sure I just think some people need it to be attached to something supernatural, which I'm not even against I don't know if it's true I don't know about the supernatural stuff either because it does it does freak me because I have Jewish friends I have Catholic friends have Christian friends and there is a little hint of different stuff. I have you know, Ryan Hamilton. I have Whatever the fuck he is.

Freaky Mormon, right? He's a Mormon. Freaky nerd. Luke, like Luke, the guy from God Rest His Soul, from God Rest the Show Soul, from Outdoor Boys. He's a Mormon. Anywhere he went in the world, he would go to church on Sundays with his family. They wore wacky pajamas.

They would wear, no, they wear ties and white shirts. Yeah, but weird magic underwear. Do they? Yeah. What do you mean? They have to wear weird underwear. Why? Yeah, you're allowed to have many wives,

but they all have to be ugly with beards. There's no hot Mormon wives, right? I mean, they are, under the surface maybe, they get all right, but I mean, like, at first look, when you see them with their stupid fucking bun Yeah, there's your stupid pajamas. I don't know Sam. What is this? See this is the stuff that gets Like I would think that if Jesus came back today. Are you wearing your pajamas Robert if Jesus came back today?

He probably dressed more like you than he would Like you know in that garb. He's not gonna get he's gonna be like dude It's cold get me one of those hoodies that Chubby Guy's wearing. It's New Christ, and you with Umlaut's Christ. New Christ. He's gonna have jeans, and he's gonna have a, he's gonna have like a sling bag.

And Jesus said from the mountaintop, ooh, wah, ah, ah, ah. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Get up, now get down with the sickness. Get up and then get down with the sickness get up and then get down with the sickness your mother get up come on get down with the sickness Jacob your very father got up get down with the sickness what do you mean about the gays no more religion than Jay but one time every time we've had this discussion every time it gets to the

the idea of heaven it falls to pieces because it's just wacky well I mean I don't we've talked about it maybe you understand it if I explain to you this Jacob. Boom, da, da, ooh, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,

da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, I like New Christ. Do New Christ. Okay. Don't take this as an insult. This is to Jay. Yeah, okay Please don't but you can be New Christ. You can relay it to Jay. No, I want to feel it as Jay Don't take this as an insult Please I'm too fat to not believe in God. I Didn't want to say it. Yes, you're not there yet, dude You're almost there, but you know, there's no what I was gonna say I'm not gonna dare you, dude. You're almost there, but you're not.

No, that's not what I was gonna say. Isn't it funny when you're fat, you think that's everything? Can I say to me without you getting upset? Something fat, tagged onto it. Can I say something, I'm too fat to play basketball? I'm too fat to be a father? No, I'm gonna say this, and I don't insult,

I don't want you to take it as an insult. It must be nice to not believe in anything, like a religion type thing where you can always just be silly and not have these moments. Sure. Do you know what I mean? You don't have the moments where I think when you do believe, or you do have some type of

spirituality where you are not forced to have these moments, but you're open to it. And when you're not open to that, I would just say quote unquote silliness, right? It must be nice to just not have, you can always goof on shit and be stupid and not take these, have these serious moments. No, I mean, you still have serious moments, but they're more like. Yeah, but you're not gonna look at a sunset and be like, man, that's God.

You're gonna be like. No, but I could be like, that's beautiful. I still have that moment. But you have that moment where you're like, you don't understand what it goes into making that. Of course, yeah. Yeah? I just don't know if it was made.

But if I said that to you, if I was like, man, look at that, look how beautiful that is, you'd be like. Buddy, I'll go sit and watch a sunset with you. Really? Of course. And we can enjoy it?

Yeah. But at one point, are you gonna be silly? Yes. Okay, that's what I'm saying. You have to spend time being serious for Christ when you look at a sunset? I'm just saying that people believe in it. People believe in stuff.

You have a certain amount of time that you have to devote to seriousness with Christ? I'm saying it's not a, I'm not saying it's a bad thing or a good thing. I think it must be nice to not have to have these moments. And I think when you believe in something, you kind of forced or in your brain like, this is a thing. You know what I'm saying? Where you'll be like, hey man, you get to enjoy it for a second,

but then you get to be a goofball and not take it in. DJ, the first of all, very stylish shirt. Second of all, you look like a beetle. No, not the band, a bug. DJ Pepper? Yeah, your facial hair is annoying everybody. DJ Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. You look like a jazzy bug.

You're not religious, right? Lou, where you are? I believe in higher power. I was raised Catholic, but I'm starting to feel the higher power thing again. God damn it. That's right. That's right. He's sober.

It's a spiritual process. No drinking. Jacob? Yes. You believe in God, right's sober. Spiritual process. No drinking. Jacob? You believe in God, right? Hardcore? No. Don't let him bitch you out of God. I'm not bitching anybody out, but I think it's great. No, I mean sometimes I do.

You believe in God and that's it. You don't have to have a barometer. I mean when the shit hits the fan, I go right to it. So I guess I can't say I don't. That's like my joke. The shit hits the fan for us, we get God. The shit hits the fan for Jay. He gets Joe Rogan's podcast. Yeah, you know I mean yeah It's true

black Lou You believe in God. Yes, he does You've been to church I haven't been to church in a long time, I'll say that. I do believe that there's something out there. I don't know 100% of what it is. I hope that there is so I can see certain family members again. But I will say if it is all real, that where we are right now, I believe is purgatory You think this is purgatory absolutely

There's no other rhyme or reason or explanation that comes close to people dying early Uh kumia brought this up a long time ago, but i'm sorry anthony kumia. Absolutely. You're gonna quote anthony kumia right now Kumir kumia or guys a gene everything he says is dead on I don't disagree. I just I thought I was the only one no The guy he's our Jesus. Yes for Jesus Okay, what was the quote there's no reason he has a bunch of quotes some of them. We can't say yeah

Yes, I believe it was in the community said Jesus is black my ass. Yeah I believe Anthony Cumbia's one says this is the way they act all the time Yeah, they still act like they're in the Bible Animals we got refrigerators now. If you leave it out, they'll take it. I got what was this quote besides those. Anthony Nichikumia. But basically there's no reason that a grandmother with seven grandchildren at the bus stop dies because a rock ricocheted hit her in the head and then you have on the other side

gang bangers and shootouts who just live to walk away. It has to be a all this is your time to go type of thing because your sentence is up and that's kind of what purgatory is about. You come to purgatory, you do your time of your sins in your past life and then you go to heaven or hell if it doesn't work out Well, it's complicated if it's purgatory Don't you? Don't you ascend also you think so you go to where you're supposed to go after this you go to hell or heaven so I

Mean purgatory. There's like not would you don't use a foreigner in front of you read that book? It's a good book. It's about nine the nine levels of hell and everybody it's really fucked up What level you think I'd be on you'd be on nine and a half That's the top tier is that boy that'd be like I know lower you get probably the better in hell You'd be I think the I don't think it's it's different things penthouse to heaven. I don't think it's a basement I don't think nine is hot. The higher is worse. I think it's different things. Penthouse, heaven, you know, the sub-basement. I don't think nine is higher is worse. I think it's just, yeah, it's different levels for different things.

Dante's Inferno? Yeah, Dante's Inferno. Pretty great book. So wait, the person running hell is Dante? No, Dante went into. He got his ear pierced in hell. He went down there, he went down. Hey, I got a devil claw in my ear.

No, Dante did a documentary, The Devil Let Him Come In, and do a doc, a quick doc, called Dante's Inferno. Here's the nine circles, in descending order. Limbo. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. What are you talking about? No, the movie's seven. Oh, yes.

Yeah, but go ahead, go ahead, what does it say? But this is nine. Limbo. Yeah. That's where you don't know what's going on for the unbaptized and virtuous pagans that you Experience a life of quiet misery that you'd go there. Oh possibly. Yeah, but maybe maybe you go here, too What's the next one? Lust punished by an endless? Temptation of no here's endless tempest temp temptation of fierce... No, no, endless tempest. Tempest of fierce winds representing the power of lust. I do have lust. I like lust.

You wanna go to two? So far I'm okay on two. I'm actually in two right now living with her. Okay. So. Three is gluttony. Gluttony, I mean we both are. Punished by being stuck in a slushy cold rain

surrounded by pigs and guarded by Cerberus. Okay, that sounds right. I think I'm there. So far I'm on rung three. I don't like three. Three, I don't like slushy rain is my worst type of... Four is greed. What is Cerberus, real quick? Come on dude. What is Cerberus? It's a person, it's a demon. Uh... Guarded by Cerberus is a demon? Yeah.

I just didn't know. Cerberus is a demon. The demon who guards the level three of hell. Is it? Yeah, it's Dante's boy. No. Hahaha! What is it? A monstrous, multi-headed dog. It's a dog that guards the gates of hell.

Yeah, what did I say wrong? You said it's a demon. Yes. The multi-headed dog is not. Okay, it has a serpent's tail and snakes growing out of his back. It's a fucking demon, sorry. This guy never watched Supernatural.

I did, I started. I'm joking. I do love Supernatural. Okay, greed. I'm not very greedy. No, you're probably one of the most generous people I've, I know. I'm not greedy for sure.

I was talking to Don about that today. I go, Jay is one of the most generous people I've ever met. I just wonder if we have a good time. You do, man, you really do. And I've been with the greediest. Yeah. The greedy, are you crazy?

I told you. When I'm running in Canyon, came back down to go to a stupid sub shop and Dane made me pay with my last 20 hit a black Amix. I like which has no limit you could buy a house Yeah, that was the first time you got on your knees. Yeah Greed is punished by pushing heavy boulders and fighting for possession of them forever unable to rest. That's not my hell I'm not going to that hell. No, that's not your hell anger. Okay. I'm in this here we go Punished in the sticks a river of fire with souls constantly fighting and tormenting each other. I'm worried about that

Let's get out of there. I hope I'm worse than this. I I'm gonna I'd be there. I have anger and I hate it heresy. Uh, punished in fiery tombs, eternally imprisoned and tormented. I don't like that. That's just being... Heretic is just being like anti-religion, right? Anti-God. I think so, yeah. Look up heresy so we have that right. That is you.

I know. That is you. That's what you do. I know. You call people who pray gay. Yeah, you're a heretic. You're a heretic, dude. You're angry, generous heretic. Belief or opinion contrary to Orthodox religion,

especially character. Yeah, you're an angry, chubby, generous heretic. All right, so I've made my way down to what circle of hell? I believe I've made to six so far. Six, so violence. This is not me. No, well let's see.

Further divided into sub-levels with those who committed violence against others, nature and God, facing various punishments, including being boiled in a river of boiling blood. Damn. That's not blood. You're violent against God if you're talking shit against them.

No. Uber drivers. I haven't committed violence against God. That would be like burning down a church or something. Tell that to some Uber drivers. Yeah. Tell that to my three-headed dog. Fraud.

I mean. Uber drivers? Or drivers. I've. Road rage. Oh, they're drivers in other cars, you're saying. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But in fact, they brought the violence out. Yeah, but what if those are the demons violence out. Yeah, but what are they? You're fighting demons you're fighting them in God's name. Oh, yeah, maybe yeah, well, that's probably I'm not gonna be on that level of hell I don't want to boil in a boiler ring of a river of boiling blood. That's a lot of bees. Yeah Eight is fraud. Yeah, you definitely done that Punishment in a complex series of ditches each with different tortures for specific types of fraud. Yep. Am I a fraud? Yeah. Yeah Yeah, you didn't get that fat without us seeing you get that fat you were sneaking food somewhere No, no, it was we I was definitely not telling me but I wasn't sneaking it but it was uh, I'm a fraud in many ways I'm sure yeah. Yeah, you I'm sure, yeah. For sure.

Yeah, you were doing a lot of late night fatso eating. So yeah, all right, that one, I'm gonna be. Hey, me too, dude. I'm gonna be in a ditch. We're food fat frauds. Frauds. Yeah. And the ninth is treachery, the lowest circle,

the penthouse, where those who betrayed others are frozen in ice with Satan himself located at the center. Okay. It's not you. What? Not you. Satan is frozen.

I guess I haven't committed treachery. You've never, you've never. I'm not treacherous. No, you've never done anything, betrayed anybody. You've never betrayed, you've been betrayed. Yeah. But you've never betrayed intentionally. No, sure I have.

You have, intentionally betrayed. Yeah, of course. Yes. Tell me one, open up my stomach. You have intentionally betrayed. Yes. Tell me one open up my sonny cheating. Oh Oh, yeah, then I guess we're both going there. Yeah, it's all I'm talking about Yeah, but you can in my religion Catholic cheat No, you can ask for forgiveness in his wiped away with a couple Hail Marys our father to glory be motherfucker It's lovely is awesome. It's really nice. What a good god you have. We do, I have a great god. It's a really good god.

Well, so it looks like I'm gonna be kicking it all around the, go up, fifth, fifth level of hell, according to Dante, Dante Nero. A river of fire. Fade Philip. With souls cast in his fire. Better known as Fade Philip. Wow.

You can't get out of there, huh? Yeah, you can get out of there. You gotta believe in God, ask for forgiveness, and then do good things. But he's not gonna do that. He's gonna continue. Well, if I'm boiling and boiling blood, I'll probably turn it around.

First of all, now everything's been proven. You can't turn, you gotta turn around before you go. You can't. That's not fair. Buddy. You're constantly boiling. Why can't I ask for a little bit of evidence? Buddy, you can do it now. You can be baptized and you can turn around. Why can't I get evidence right now?

That'll make me turn it all around. You're doing the thing again. You're doing the heresy. I'm asking. He's asking for you to believe blindly. Show me something. Take Jacob right now. No, don't, stop, no.

If you're listening. No, Jay, don't. Take Jacob. No, stop. Take him. God, I rebuke listening. No, Jay, don't. Take Jacob. No, stop. Take him. God, I rebuke that. Squeeze his heart with your hand. Until it pops.

I hope Jacob dies just to prove viewpoint to you. How funny would that be? Yes, Robert, let the bodies hit the floor. Let the bodies hit the floor. It's me, new Jesus. New Jesus. The actual, the drawings. It's me, new Jesus. New Jesus. The actual, the drawings of Dante's Inferno were amazing in the book.

They're pretty creepy, look at that stuff. Do you know, you know what was fucking crazy the other day? I was going through a list, I was like, I wonder if my spelling's good anymore. I work with my cognitive thing, and I looked up the word drawing, and there's only, there's only one R in it.

I'm sorry. Drawing. Yeah, yeah. Drawing. It's drawing, it turns out. Drawing. Can you believe that? I said drawing.

Yeah. But there's not that second R at all. Drawing. Yeah, no, I'm with you. Drawing is what it sounds right to me. Draw ring. But it's turns out it's wrong. So me and you both have egg on our face here. Two fools. I don't like that one. I don't like that one. That was too much. What? Too much? We're both fools this one. We look like two idiots.

They're gonna make another level of hell for micro-correcting pieces of shit. The 10th circle of hell? Get Dante on the phone. Is this a Verizon deal? It's my accent. We add Rs where there isn't and we take them out where they are.

No, that's what Chinese people do. We do. Just a bonfire. Tonight I'm gonna be at Parks Casino. Throw a plug in the middle. No, that's what Chinese people do. We do. It's the bonfire. Tonight I'm going to be at Parks Casino. Throw a plug in the middle. Hey, why not? Watch this. I'm going to be at Parks Casino tonight. Come on down, Philly.

I'm going to be home. But you should get your asses down to Bethlehem, PA. Yeah, man, tell you Philly people. Parks, a casino. It's going to be weird to go back there. I want to go down. I'm going down early. I'm going in early today to do a...

Get a steak from Oregon Steaks. No, Preston and Steve, who I love. Yeah, but you should also get a steak from Oregon Steaks. Oregon? I like the other place I went to. What was the other place? What was the place I went to? I ordered it.

I told you Oregon last time. I tried, but I couldn't find it on Uber Eats, but I found, what's the other place that everybody goes to? Pat's Genos. No, the good one. It's a big Pat's Genos is the no it's a It was another one Unbelievable, they should actually delivered it right to the cigar lounge And I I ate a steak and cheese and smoked a fat bad a cheesesteak sticking with guys and smoked a fat bag. We had a cheesesteak.

Steak and cheese. With guys. Jacob loves guys. Jacob loves guys. What was I saying? Oh, so I'm going back. I wanna go rent a car, and I haven't been back to the home I lived in.

The- Bad kids' home. No, my parents, my mother- They moved there. They moved there, and we lived in in a when they started putting those new When they started taking farms over and putting in those townhouses where everybody cut there was like five different versions of the house So everybody kind of had the same layout did Andrew and Sears say move with them I'm sorry. What did you say your brother and sister Andrew and says Andrew and who?

seriously I'm sorry. What did you say your brother and sister Andrew and Sarah Andrew and who? Sir say sir say do we commit to commit to sir say no, it's not sir say Do you ever find out what it was? Yes, we did you said it and I said it Red Sox song Caroline yeah Caroline was Eddie and Andrew and your older sister. They were not they were not alive yet Lisa was it's just me and Lisa at that time. How old were you? I was 13 or 14.

So you're like me, you're older than some of your siblings by a lot. No, my sister was actually old. Well, the Lisa's older, but the other two are substantially younger. Me and Lisa didn't talk at this time. I was full drinking, punk, drugs. I was totally, we didn't really talk.

Before you found New Jesus. Well, this was, I found Jesus years later. Because I actually, we moved there, Ben Salem. And it was like, it was weird. It was like everybody had these houses. You know, like I grew up in, you grew up in Philly, I grew up in Medford, these old houses, you know what I mean? It was like, you you know streets that have been there for a long time

These were streets that they just made, you know, ten years ago It used to be a farm before that now all of a sudden They had a mall Ben Salem mall I used to go to so this is weird shit to me. This whole area was Almost like I don't know like the movies in the 80s, like Valley Girl type shit. Robert, it's me, New Jesus. Do you feel like your life at this point was cut into pieces? Was this your last resort? Ha ha!

Suffocation, no bleeding? Oh, don't. Ha ha ha ha. Ah, ha ha. It bugs me how white black Lou is sometimes. Ha ha ha ha. It really does. I'm ready to jam. Ah, he just gets so pumped up Lou is sometimes. It really does.

I'm ready to jam. He just gets so pumped up when you're singing these stupid songs. Don't talk about new Jesus like that. I'm sorry. You're right. Jesus, I apologize. I'll file a thought. What's your problem, bro? What's up, bro? You want to go?

I think I want to I think I'm going to go back to the neighborhood. Try to find the place where I went to school the place I got arrested the priest who raped you know there's no please no I never got raped by a priest So you're just homophobic out of nowhere. I'm not homophobic. I know I forgot familiar So we've you know very happy with the gay community. I hope I wish them all the best you're gay with the gays I love the gays. I'm a gay with the gays yay Yeah, I want to go check it out because I did that in Rochester. When I first went back up to...

The farm you said you went to, right? I went to the farm. It was still there. The pig, one of the pigs... I don't know if... I think it was still around. Damn Lou. No, they just told you that.

Maybe. You're like, oh my God, is this Squeaks? And they're like, yeah. I knew it. He recognizes me. Now, they just told you that. Maybe. You're like, oh my god, is this Squeaks? And they're like, yeah. I knew it, come here, he recognizes me. The first day on the farm, when I was working there, I showed up with a wife beater,

and I had Jordache jeans. Jordache, I had a pair of Jordaches when I was younger. I had mirror shades, and I showed up on this farm thinking I was a badass from Boston. And I went over to the barn, they were showing me where I have to clean all these stalls that I didn't know. And they had a mentally retarded person working there.

And he walked up with this cat that was just lying, just like hanging out of his arms. And as I got closer, I saw that he had his finger in his vagina. And I was like And as I got closer, I saw that he had his finger in its vagina Okay, and I was like I was like no you can't do that. He was like, I'm sorry I'm sorry. I'm not supposed to do that. But the cat was looking at me like, you know, man, why don't you back off you pussy? Don't you stop being a cock blocker? Let this man do is And you think there's a God based off of that? There's I believe in it just Christine we're talking about believing in God.

Christine, do you believe in God? Do you believe in Agon? Yes? Wow. Now, I'm going to say this now. He believes in one, I believe in one, he believes in one, he believes in one. The only one that's going to all five levels of hell is the person you live with. Fifth level of hell. He's going to all five levels of hell is the person you live with fifth level. He's going to fifth I just like I feel like i've

Like had a open dialogue with what god forever like I do pray Right, I do You know, but at the same time i'm like, I feel like i'm also just talking to myself You know, it's like I feel like everything is in my head like whatever idea I have of god is just my own thoughts Right? Okay. That's a version of God. I mean, it's better than what you got. It's New Jesus here again. I'm doing the best I ever did. Go away. I'm doing the best I ever had. Now go away. Does new Jesus talk through song? Is that his thing?

Exclusively through new metal songs. New Jesus. New Jesus. Bobby said Jesus, if he came back, would be dressed like me. So now I'm new Jesus. Well, I'm thinking that Jesus, if he came back, would not dress in old garb. He probably dresses something comfortable like a hoodie, maybe some shorts,

some Jordans, right? Yes. He's not going to go back to sandals. That's why I don't understand, like, Muslim religion, the, uh, acidic Jews, certain religions that dress in that way. It's like, you evolve. One thing's for sure, they do it all for the nookie. Come on, the nookie. Jacob, do my come-ons. The nookie. Come on. So you can take that cookie and stick it up your,

stick it up your ass. He doesn't know new metal. He doesn't know new metal. He must be a Jew. He is a Jew. I knew it. He's a Jew. Jews are too dorky to get new metal new metal was not my thing That's why you're going to the seventh circle of hell Here say heresy against new metal you are her I mean you are heretic You think praying is gay it is it's not gay the action is gay. No, it's not don't be glasses on You're going down you're going down cock level to your Lord So if prayer what if you pray you just get up put your hand on, it's gonna be cool. You're going down cock level to your Lord. So, what if you pray and you just get up, put your hand, you just pray, sitting on the edge of the bed.

Is it sexy? Huh? No, it's not sexy. It looks like you're trying to eat your glasses, Chubby. If I do what to pray? If I do what to pray? If you just sit on the edge of the bed and pray. Yeah.

Without getting on your knees. What about it? Is that gay? Doesn't it not work then? Don't you have without getting on your knees. What about it? Is that gay? Doesn't it not work then? Don't you have to be on your knees? No, you can pray right now. Yeah, how about if I do it when I'm laying on my back and then have God maybe crawl between my legs that way?

What? Like on all fours? What? Oh, I don't like being blown standing up. Are you talking about God blowing you? Oh no, I'm blowing God in this story I don't understand how you am I blowing new Jesus cuz that's gonna be a lot of buckles I feel like to take off this that guy's wearing a lot of fucking belts. What would you pray for Jay?

Huh, you did bigger wiener. Okay, but like a problem at least large one Given earnest prayer for that, huh? Doing a try it try it try an earnest God prayer for that huh do you wanna try it try it try and earn us God give me three four inches on my penis so I can really be a problem for any girl who's got a normal-sized vagina I really wanted to know I was there I wanted to close your eyes and do it I wanted to have to get through do you want to bend down in front of you Bobby yeah I would like this if you really mean it I would say that you come over and bend down and pray to God

Yeah about what you want and this is what you want to pray into your lap Yeah, you don't get on your knees. I would say you'd have to like squat down put yeah Yeah, I mean I can also just kind of like bend in half and work you from there that angle I think they have to be selfless prayers. So you want a Penis, but is it for really, or is it for you? It's for you. Yeah, do a prayer for selfless prayers. Not for you, for somebody else.

I pray that Christine had a smaller pussy. No. Oh. That's for you. But I thought my wiener was gonna be bigger. First of all, your wiener didn't make her pussy bigger. No, no, one month. Her pussy has definitely shrunk over the years. She

might have vaginal rejuvenation. 100% she does. Very possible. That fucking ding-dong in those shorts. This ding-dong hasn't seen that vagina in forever. It's not selfless. Yeah, it wasn't selfless at all. Yeah, it's selflessless try to make it selfless. Make it about the woman not about you. God, I pray that you imagine all the people. It's easy if you try. I think that's what I'm pretty sure I feel like you're stealing somebody else's prayer. Okay. Okay. Try again. Um, God.

It's Jay. Sup? You can talk to God. Stay with it. You can talk to God the way you want to. Stay with it. I wish that I would have told my father in the living years, say it loud, say it proud. No. Say it clear. No, listen, this isn't, I believe this is something.

Just to, no. Was that Mike and the McKens? OK. Pretty sure that's somebody else's words again. Yeah, it was Mike and the McKens. You've got to learn to talk from words again. Yeah. It was my, you got to learn to talk from your heart. It was PETA. I think it was a Mike Rutherford side project. Why don't you talk from your heart? Say a prayer from your heart that comes from you. Okay.

To God. Ready for my heart from your God till now. I always got by on my own. I never really cared until I met you. But now it chills me to the bone. How do I get you alone? How do I get you alone? Wait a minute. That was heart. No, I know.

I know. Not heart. The band. I'm talking about from was heart. No, I know. I know. Not heart. The band. I'm talking about from your heart. Oh. Not heart.

We weren't specific. Apologies. The two old chubby girls. Okay. That's not a nice thing to say about them. Okay. Well, not them. You need to come from your heart.

So how about something from your soul? Inner. From inner. From inside you. From my soul. From your soul. One of them's from from inside you. For my soul? From your soul. One of them's for you. I got this. Dear God,

say it loud. Black and I'm proud. Hot pants. What? What, what? All hot pants. What? There's not that many words oh Hot pants I don't amen

Jesus I Think this is another you're doing another song. This is another song, bro You got it. I'm telling you every time I say come from the heart I said this from the soul from your soul that was soul. Yeah, but no you need to come you need to be original Original as a cadence Let's be original has to come from you Inside you okay to God okay? Okay, let's go. Let's do this go

Dear God Should I pack it up should I pack it in Should I let you begin You came to win if I battle you that That was right there, this is a dozen people's words! Okay, but I'm not a good prayer. You're speaking through limericks! You're hiding, Jay. You're hiding, dude.

I'm not hiding. You're hiding something. Stop it. I'm starving. I'm so hungry right now.