The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - NY State Of Mind

Episode Date: October 11, 2022

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And now the bonfire with Big J. Okerson and Dan Soder. I tell you what's wrong, hey, man. ELO dude, what an ugly lead singer. Oh, he just went to go get the run down, but I don't even know what he looks like. Look at deadbeat dead. He does. Take a peek. Yeah man. He always wore the tinted shades.

Yeah, still does. Yeah, no, I know. He has the same exact hair and the same beard. God, you've even looked at him. He never sort of changed his look at all. I want to run and get him a beard, just looking at him. I'll tell you what, though. They have a concert on YouTube you can watch a Wembley Stadium. Fucking kill.

Pact. You like yellow? I do. I got turned on to them when Pearl Joom got inducted to the Rock Royal Hall of Fame. My F and Christ. You didn't think he was not going to them when Pearl Jam got inducted to the Rockwell Hall my f in Christ You didn't think it was not gonna go through Pearl Jam. I didn't think it's a band from 70s was gonna pop up so big with his Pearl Jam. If Eddie if Eddie Vetter like lost all his money or just decided to get into like the nutrition

I Found the beat he could get you to eat. I bet if he put out like health shakes Lou would buy Pearl Jam health shakes. I take finding Paul McCartney through Kanye West at least you found him Oh, I didn't oh I didn't have can't see so good then is that glass half full DJ Lou all of a sudden I don't know I'm I'm over here starting to think of nutrient supplements that fucking Eddie Vedder could sell that if Eddie was a Nazi I would join that party. Yeah, if it what's a weird thing to say? I don't know. I don't know if that's the jump I would be like he's crazy. So you're saying by what you're saying? I'm not being a good fan by saying like

Evan Rachel would probably wasn't raked in was asking for it because Marilyn Manson wouldn't do that. That's between you and your hero. You will join the Nazi party for your benefit. I mean, I'm not five, but I'm right. Wow. What if you found out that it was all the albums were just speeches of Hitler rearranged? And they're like, oh my god. Creason. The Theracal Tremors of the Pyongyang.

The Theracal Rihas. I love body. I'm a little bit into it because of him. Yeah, it's cool the way he does it drinks the bottle. Oh my god, dude I love it. He's pure fandom. I know who is pure fandom? I hope you start to I hope you get blue becoming a real wine person be great like gothicie having a full full Finger rings That's like a that's a good thing. He taps it on the glass heavy wine glass. I have real heavy wine glass a thick Shalas like you said are you familiar with an old world? Spanish I think you said, I got you familiar with an old world Spanish red. I'm gonna drink all wine in Vegas.

There you go. Jeremy was before the school shoot and didn't even really became big. Lou, can I please ask that you not drink wine at Skankfest because you will get emotional. Wine's an emotional drunk. Lou, only drink wine. No, I don't need purple teeth, Lou. I want you with purple teeth, but I want your teeth to glow in black lights lights You're gonna see it just even in the small afflines the purple stain That's how I check my mom's temperature when I was growing up. I'd be like does she have purple teeth yet?

Is your is your girl coming? Yes nice whole time Yeah, she's gonna be there. She already bought a dress for it. She's ready a dress something slutty Yeah, she looks really good. It's gang fast, dude. But she doesn't get groped then what was the point of common? I hope she and I aren't wearing the same thing. That would be very awkward.

Wearing sequins? Yep. You should fight in all this mania. You should fight another producer. Tell you what, we get him enough wine. I think that might be possible. We can get him as a fighting producer for another show. Jacob, you're on the end.

Can you give us a case of canned whistled? We can't paint it. Do we get some campaign sent to value? I'm not drinking any alcohol until my special, but like, I, man, I'm gonna get loose Saturday night, for sure. I'm excited to hold your hair back. Get some white puke.

Yeah. I don't get drunk like that. You might. Now, I really haven't even gotten borderline drunk like that since Christine stopped drinking. And when Christine took you to the lake. And when Christine drank, I threw up three times in a few years. Really? I don't drink like that, yeah.

I don't get out of my tree. It's a few, I remember, dude. We went to, we both went to a friend's wedding that was like more than one day. Yeah. I mean, you both went. Yeah. And that, the first night of that, it snuck up on me.

And I spent a bunch of time pucing in the toilet. Really? Oh, yeah. I didn't even know you were sick the next day. I was, it was fine. I threw it up and I was fine. Damn. Well, I threw up in a drank a ton of water and went to sleep.

We'll get your pedia light so you can bounce back. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. But I'm not gonna, not like that. Jesus, Jesus Louise. That's what I thought. I was like, all right. What is your hangover cure?

More booze. Sigo cigarettes and complaining Okay, that's actually that's pretty effective. I've done that before really. I mean water should probably be involved Yeah, water should be involved before you get drunk Well, I'd say what there's no time when I woke up the worst hangover feeling I ever have except for the one when I passed out When I blacked out on the cruise ship, mm-hmm that home next day was not okay When I passed out, when I blacked out on the cruise ship, that home next day was not okay. But I've never had that.

Now if I drank a bunch and just didn't drink enough water the night before, it's usually what the problem would be. Like I drank and just went to bed. I wake up sometimes like early morning with like a splitting headache, and if I pound, even just a water like that size, a little baby like that, I'll go back to sleep for an hour, wake up,

it's like it never happened. It's always dehydration. I don't consume enough alcohol to be like, that being the thing, you know what I mean? I had to be at the restaurant at like 10 a.m. when I worked there. And so I would go hard at like bar shows in Brooklyn. Yeah.

And I'd get very drunk. And I would always have pdolite in my refrigerator. That's a plan. And I would come home and drink half of it, half a P.D.L.E.L.E.L.E.T. and then I had some water and I'd go to sleep and I'd wake up most of the time, okay. I'd say to skankfest night, six shots. You bad bitch.

Over the course of a night, that's not crazy though. Luke, barrel a wine. You're gonna go, are you kidding me? I think you should just fucking take a fronzy to the face. Yeah, I'd just walk around sucking a bag. I'd just fucking take a fronze to the face Yeah, I just walk around sucking a bag. I'm looking to bag a wine I'm busted out of the box and then just have a fucking like one of those cake He's got fucking red wine Red wine

Have you been to Vegas before? 20 years ago. Oh man. Yeah, definitely not when that shooting happened. That's the thing. He certainly wasn't the man to lay bay when that was happening. I love corner rooms. Black Lou, have you been to Vegas? I have not, and I'm really excited. Jacob, you lived there for five years.

You have a kid there. I just like starting that room. Jacob has a daughter in Vegas. Jacob's like you're pretty excited to go. He hasn't seen his daughter in 14 years Real wrestler kind of vibes this week. Me and your father And things of dancing and free. It's me Have a senior world actually

What's gangfizz again? We should say this is the bonfire faction talk serious XM true 103 Big jokes and that's Dan Soder we are one down on the crew today because uh skankfest skankfest skankfest week she was gonna come in today we said you stay home she was I mean you know I live with her so I know seven in the morning advancing everybody like all their stuff where they got to be and everything it's so intricate and so nuts yeah what they have to do and the information they need before they can do the next, you know, I mean, so it looks crazy time soon. What they do every year, Lewis and the girls, man, like the

girls are when I watch them get that production down the zero hour. It's pretty impressive. So we gave Christine the data, finished what she has to get ready. She's leaving in the morning to go to Vegas. We're all heading out Thursday. Yeah, I was next to the brain of the operation. I walked into Jay's apartment today and I saw the schedule. The house belongs to Skankfest right now. I could have changed the lineup.

I want every comedian on that lineup to know, I had your fate in my hand. And if you don't like where you're at, it's because Dan moved you there. I, I am the one that did that. You'll come see me. Come see me in my hand and if you don't look where you're at. It's because Dan moved you there. I Am the one that you come see me come see me in my board Now that board such a skeleton anyway. It's not even what the festival. Yeah, that's their first thing they do It's gonna be it's they've done so much this year again. They outdo themselves every year It's gonna be a fucking blast. I do wanna say sorry, because I talked a lot of shit

and promised a sixth and jump. However, I'm faith, I have the faith. I've already talked to Ari, but I can, that we all wanna do it. And we wanna do it. So we'll do an episode and put it out. Yeah. We should have the,

I still think we should maybe just do it. If we can finally to work it out, whether it be at the stand, the cellar or whatever, yeah. I still think doing it live would be a fun thing Watch the live episode of the live audience. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. That should happen. Oh, the bond far show is Friday at 6 p.m. Yeah, it is Friday. It's gonna be great. So excited for the guests we have. We got a good We got a fun. We have planned. Oh, oh, lose girlfriend's gonna be dressed like a slut. You said it you said you said a cancer hanging out on the top of a beaver

Didn't say that did I just make all that up? Wow, I got a vivid image Well, there was a there was a bonfire family birthday party this weekend boy was there I missed it I was in Cleveland which by by the way, very fun-tripped Cleveland. The shows were great. Love Holarities. Got to go to a Guardians game and watch them win. That was fucking fun. Hell yeah.

It was just a street. Dude, Friday at noon, it was like built for comedy on the road. Yeah. Hell yeah. We went to the game. Great game. Yeah, it was like two to one. They won off a they won off a whole boring, but it was fun. Yeah, it was and then we're alone You know, he knows that for place. Mm-hmm. So we went and got fun just

Fuck I think if you call it the right thing you sound like an asshole is it faux or fuck? No, you're right But I still I still call it a gyro suck my dick Welcome to America as whole be see red white and blue take your gear. Oh take your foe Put in front me now eat it. I'll call it what I want. It's noodles. It's beef noodles It's beef noodle soup. It's beef noodles with a big ol fat egg in it. It's just soup But it was it was a fun trip, man. I like leave a lot. It was good seeing everybody But I did miss the people Steve A. Mierchich Harmony Bizzy bone everybody came out everybody guys. Thank you so Bernie Kossar Drew carry was in the house

Drew Gary showed up for a little bit even Mimi Mimi showed up the guy who played the other one thing on that Yeah, dude. I know how it's pronounced. Black. Well, you don't have to rub it in my face. I said it's far, but that sucks. I've called it foe too many times.

Foe. And gyros, the other ones, like gyro. I lived in a story of two long. There was like, do you call it gyro? One time. And then... 2007. And what happened?

January. And what happened? Never did it again. It was a jump. I would beat beat this shit at me do though. I remember those Greeks. They wouldn't sell me I told you about the guy that was gonna give me a discount on my couch because he thought I was Greek Oh, yeah, and then he was gonna think I brother. Yeah, dude. I came in real thick I'm real thick on the eyebrows and I It's up to my throat. I'm not so happy Have you, what do you call it, DJ Lou? Do you call it Fuh?

Do you call it gyro? I call it gyro, but I think I was calling it Fuh for a while. And now you've changed? Yes, because it's so good. Wow, it is very good. What did you guys get stuck in a stop Asian hate blog or something? They're sponsoring the show, dude.

Stop Asian hate is? I got to check the sponsors. You guys can do it. Oh no, hey guys, now I'm just from our word stop. I've met the word more sponsors. Stop Asian. Hey, hey, Jay, I want to pronounce. Can you just respect the culture? Grab the stone from my hand. The scrolls if we're told it. So it shall be written. So it shall be done. We got picked up. We got picked up in South Korea, dude. Yeah, so what? It was, it was Hendrix's little two-year-old birthday. Whoa.

Two years old is fun, because they're like, he was aware that it was very special, right? Absolutely. Oh, yeah. I mean, he did classically cute kid things. I mean, to bunch them. One, again, I know I come in fucking wreaking like cigarettes, pot and all their degenerate shit. You're the new smell friend. Yeah. So I bring in a lot of new smells and I don't want to go in for the pick up.

You know, I mean, because then if you get squirmy, it always just looks weird. Like he's found evil in you. Yeah. And this, but he doesn't know me at all really. But I would say watching a child squirm away is as funny to watch as someone bombing for a baby. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah, get a baby to move and the baby just fucking shut some down. Stone face.

And I love it because you watch that person give up. But you're watching me like that. Black loop. Black loop goes now watch is what he does. You go fist bump. Yeah. He sticks his bottom teeth out every time. He scrunches up his face and he goes, and he just gives you the fist bump.

It's one of the most adorable things I've ever seen in my life. And I know Jacob and you weren't able to be there. Luckily me and DJ Lou were free and able to come show support. And I got to tell you the adoration the black Lou gave for us coming out. Yeah. It felt really, really good. Lou, how did you feel about the party? You must have came way early and left because I got there about a half hour into the jam. Where were you at, dude? I was not there. What? What? Did you notice I wasn't there? No, I did but I thought he was just hoping he was hoping you had been there earlier

I thought I just assumed you would come earlier and you had oh here we go. Here comes the fake costs Here we go Guys I guess out that's it's crazy. He's gonna say that because I was gonna go out that it's crazy to say that because I was gonna go Sorry mouth breathe about condol oh, I didn't tell you guys downstairs. I'm pretty pretty roughed up. How sick of you Should we have Jake whoever and wipe you down? I guess I don't know. Maybe it's long COVID, but I was six since After I got home from work on Wednesday. I miss Andy's party for his album. You didn have to go out twice. I wanted to go out. I wanted to go to He loves the nightlife. He loves to go on the disc going. Yeah Damn you still got it on that board. You still got your good stuff when you're getting the biz dude. You still got it. Oh

You shine that's how your beautiful light the biz dude you still got it oh you shine that's showing your beautiful light damn it's telling like you failed just because you're being an asshole asshole why am I that because you don't care enough about Hendrix's birth you look to the right and you say I'm sorry I was doing them a favor you don't want to get kids sick I didn't know I don't want to be sick a child who went through so much exactly to have a healthy, beautiful second birthday party. You care about that less than your 7,000th Pearl Jam show. How did you, were you at a Pearl Jam show? No, I did you go, Lou, answer me, just hold on. Jay, hold on. Lou, answer me this question.

Did you see Pearl Jam this weekend? They were in Vegas and I was not there. I believe him. Check the flight logs. Check the flight logs. Give me the flight logs. So you just stayed home all weekend. That's correct. You didn't fly to Las Vegas and see Pearl Jim and fly back.

No. Didn't go to the bar. I did go to the bar Saturday night. It's my co-cancelled check. So the birthday. Wow. The day of the birthday, you mean? So you meant, no, this is lovely.

I love this. So you felt better to go out to the bar to get hammered. But, and then re-sick again, Sunday. It's a very strong point you're presenting. Yeah. But what I love about Lou is, Lou's very honest. Whenever you see him get it like you're, he's like, gets to a point where he's like, yeah.

Okay. Fuck, all right. It does read bad. Didn't see that angle. But my girl, she can't live without me. Excellent. And we almost, to stay home the previous two nights, we almost had a break up to keep her like, listen, I'm sick.

And she didn't believe me. I was sick either. I'm like, listen, I need to stay home and get right. So then we compromised that I would come over on Saturday and the meds were in the playoffs. So we went to the bar for a little bit. Mm-hmm. Yeah. And then Sunday. I loved it. Lou was like, nah, my girlfriend has an addiction. It's called me. Wait, it all I tell. And if she doesn't get a fix, brother, it's bad. She's gonna take to the streets.

I like doing it like for you. I hate to be a investigator. She is gonna rip things off. I hate to be a spot on investigator here. To get in it. Let me take, there was a problem. There was a problem I had here. To get in it. Let me take, because there was a problem. There was a problem I had here. In my own theories, he plays sick to get everything

to do this week, because he didn't want to go out to it. But here's the thing. Andy's thing, of course, he doesn't want to drive all the way into the city. Sure. Or get all the way into the city, and then have to get back on the train, and the whole to do. I love the canoe. No, you don't. I do.

Sure. He didn't want to come in the city for that. And then but then my problem was but why not go to black loose? He's already in Jersey. Bam but Saturday he went to Queens and spent the night in Queens. So then on Sunday he didn't want to get the umph up. Oh okay, I was waiting for that in the ways. He didn't wanna go to Jersey from New York the second time. What a reveal. I do that with my eyes closed, it's simple. It's not a big deal.

You're always lost. My commute is nothing, it's just part of the day. Mm-hmm. I always have to commute. Yeah. I'm the only one wearing a mask on that goddamn bus. Do you think because You didn't go to Hendrix's birthday party that the meds lost in the playoffs probably karma? Yeah Carma chameleon dude car. I'm a car. I came back to you karma chameleon. I Mean I am good with kids. They would have enjoyed me. Dude, when Hendrix had a,

I hope you don't mind me telling it from my perspective, Lou. It's like it's your son's birthday. I'm like, let me tell you about Hendrix's birthday. I'm gonna tell you about this kid. I love this kid. They put him in his height chair for the singing happy birthday and blowing out the candles. There was, there was these amount of people there, 30 some people at least, that when everybody and lose house by the way, fucking beautiful.

What a great place. The whole thing, I mean, Jacob, you'd love it. Back yard, you got a little spuff for a TV bar outside. That's awesome. Dream. The whole place was great. We're in the basement area. I like the rec room, whatever they call call it now, but like, uh,

and that's what they did the sang the song and when everybody cheers the end, which sometimes scares the kids. And then they react to he's like, he was so stoked on it. He started like cheering and then just started like banging his fists together. Yeah. And go, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and then all the people in that room, they're going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's pretty bad.

Yeah, it's just awesome. He just chained. And by the way, no one knew what they were doing. I thought maybe that was a thing he does. They just followed him with what he did. It's not a normal, like, not normal, but I mean, like, it's like something he's like known for doing. Everybody, he started going, and everyone was like, pumping their face.

It was like, he was sending a haul, dude, it was great. They got a dog pound down there, that's awesome. That's great that a two year old fluid was killer. Let's get a fucking hype, dude. It's my birthday dude Jersey rips You're gonna move good for at some point Some point for sure

Dude black Luke and walk outside of his house and do this and stretches arms go Oh, and someone doesn't go start slapping their fingers to against their lips for a cigarette bomb I mean, but that's his vibrant that's his new york cité he has vibrant dude i hate it i called you because something happened to me i was coming as i'm i walk on friday seven o'clock at night

one of the the cafes who has who has it's on the corner of a street. Sure. So there's not one but two outdoor cafe structures. Oh, on both streets. Yeah. 30th Avenue and 34th Street. Double rats. I know it will.

Right by the bear burger, some would say. Yeah. The double rat. Jay, I'm walking, and I'm walking past all the tables are filled and they're all laughing and enjoying life. I look down and there's a gigantic ass rat walking almost with me like through weaving through their shoes. Wait, can I guess the rest of this is the ass rat. I think it's, is it the shady lady? No. I think that's right on 34th and 30th. I'm trying to remember I'm going back in my old brain 37 you and 34th Street corner opposite of

The ice cream shop, okay, and so this rat this giant rat just crawls out not crawling. He's strutting like he's Like it's Saturday night fever nice dude. Hold the camera. I'm telling you Jay Brushing against their sneakers their shoes. I watched the whole thing cuz he was almost like he looked up at me like Check this out dude. I he dared he goes dude. I can run through all these people know about it I better go that dress This is the rat. This is what you could you knew he was grooving to this They're so not afraid every Every time he hits it. No, it's crazy.

He hits my hair. He hits it. He hits my hair. Was he just doing the thing where he was walking down to the restaurant saying hello to everybody? Oh, tell me. There she is. Look at this girl.

This was no timid rat man. She loves her. You're happy in that? Now you're a cunt. She loves that. And then I go across to another one across the street from that. There's another one and there's just two people at a table, but the rat walks like right past them and they don't bat an eye. So I feel like people know

and don't care. chino addica addica The rats are okay with it and the people are okay with it crazy But that's rat took its time and we've in and out like grooving in between their shoes. He's like roller skaters Yeah, that's what I mean, those cool roller skaters. They're wiggling their butts Fucking short shorts in an apple hat one of those big lap el hats. Yeah. It was, it was not, man. That is, it's gross. It's crazy city disgusting. Yeah, you know, it's funny. We went to, if the Eagles gave my tonight sort of a game

time call, a couple of us went to see Billy Joel last night. Yeah. And Justin went with us, Justin Silver. And when Justin, he went with me, he was in my house for the end of the Eagles game. Yeah. And then went with me to, uh, for being a, uh, a hymbo are hymbo is technically not into sports very much. Because it's a champion. Because they're not like, no, dimbo's outward. They're more like about their own accomplishments. No, hymbo's, uh, hymbo's love exercise. It's their, I know, with their highest pillars highest pillars like Justin's just not for looks. Justin's not locked in the sports at all

He didn't watch the game and it was like he was like he was there to like keep Christine company. Yeah, you can I think a true I like a real I don't know. What would you call that because I think sports, you know Yeah, I don't know him. I was like in like sports, but I think you're right. The bigger this because Josh does like sports But he could also check out that it's more for their own body to make them so maybe but I think you're right. The bigger this, because Josh does like sports. But he can also check out that appoint. It's more for their own body to make them so. Maybe, but I'm saying it's also a check out though in sports that I don't understand. Like Josh never really was in this year

to watch in the commanders. To even see if they would be not good. Yeah. He just like, he just thought they weren't gonna be good and he just like, if they're not good, if the wizards aren't good, he just thought they weren't gonna be good and he just like, if they're not good, if the wizards aren't good, he just stops watching. And I more I'm like, this is my season, I get to watch it.

So I'm gonna watch them each shit I guess, but it's like, I care about the tip. I'm not saying one's right or wrong. I'm just saying it doesn't know because Justin yet really didn't give a shit. But when we went and left my house basically and we took a three minute, whatever, five minute drive to the Madison Square Garden and just like this is what's cool about the city You know, I mean like this is the moment where you're like you can go to yeah look at that in five minutes

I'm at the Billy Joel show and then I'll be home in ten minutes after it yeah, but I don't I don't I maybe would rather make a thing of going to a concert than having to like Exactly, five rats and fucking whatever else and Bums and blah blah blah. There's a lot of puddles of random stuff Yeah, I don't know what that is. There's a guy a homeless guy Lives on the street now and he dresses like a fryer. That's pretty cool. And then he's directly across from a restaurant and he has a five gallon water bottle that

is filled with pee. While everyone's right across the street from him dining. He's a fryer. He's a fryer. He's a big victim. He's a piss in front of him. Yeah and then you get told it's a fryer's act, dude. That's classic fryer behavior.

He's a very dark yellow to Not drinking enough water. No, we just not drinking enough water Yeah, dude, he's just getting my poliner to may took a lot of vitamins I know when I take a lot of vitamins my pee is all kinds of wacky colors. The Lord is not the vitamins the Lord is dehydrating shoes does he have a bowl cut? hydrating. Does he have a bulk cut? No, no, no, no, he's got blonde curly hair. Gigantic guy, but he looks like a, but he's wearing a long fryer outfit. The row and a belt and like a rope across the house. Yes, love it. You should walk up to go fryer. Can I get some advice? He goes, I'll throw my my PC. Get away from it, mate.

Yeah, I mean it's the worst. The answer is always he goes drink some of this piss. That'll help. It's such you free. And you go, I don't know, that the thing is, come on, man. Fire piss. Drag my piss. Yeah.

Worst ad for fire pissing for Poland Spring. Because it's one of, like I said, the five gallon jug. But he just obviously just trying to fill it up. No, for some one. For some one's's gonna get splashed I wonder who's getting slime. That sounds like a bridge bomb dude. Drop an overpass bomb. Yeah, that's that is a nuke as far as homeless weaponry goes A fucking gallon thing a piss Dude, I did have the thing when you screw the top back on does it have the handle you can grab to you?

You can really yeah, get some torque on that thing. I wonder if he's gonna bomb a store you go piss bomb a store Cuz you're right you first thing a window smash is you freaked out about that then you realize you're covered You're gonna pop of it It's laying on side you're like to do to be hits you with it. You're like Harvey Denton dark night where it's like in your mouth Rachel Harvey Denton dark night where it's like in your mouth Rachel Do that piss bomb. I can't wait to find out where that thing goes. Oh For I look at him and I look at the Filt the outdoor cafe directly across the street from them. Do you think that's gonna be the victim?

Do you think he's plodding? He's gonna snap sometime at some point, but he's making the broth for the mottable soup. No, you're not. That was a wink joke. Was that a good one? We're working on my wink jokes. Thank you. That's the part I love about New York City. I mean, you got a homeless man. Penny asked with you on popular opinion maybe couldn't give a shit about this song. It's a couple he does that are like that. But anyway, here's some of the funny things with the concert was in going to it. So me and Justin get there and we meet the other people going our RE and Sal. Fun fun. RE had the tickets is what happened. He had four tickets and then he was supposed to go with his girlfriend and two other people. Mm-hmm. Uh, his girl got a plan like she had to go for a family thing.

Sure. Nothing bad. But like, uh, she had to go, so he was like, oh, do you want to go? So, uh, Justin came with us. Oh, he got the tickets though. Mm-hmm. He got like two something, two fifteen. So it's up high.

Yeah. It's a second level. But, you know, whatever. Oh, it's, it's not where he spends his money know whatever are it's not where I expensive money I always said people always say that are being like cheap or like are you not cheap? He's just cheap where he's cheap. Yeah, he doesn't care if he has like a car with rolled down windows means nothing to him Yeah, I mean, he doesn't I'm just saying like if he did he's not like you know I mean he's not like I said it's my thing and he's right

I wish I had more of a worries thing the first of my sad on my house I was like I'm embarrassed and then sad was almost like what the said it was my thing. And he's right. I wish I had more of Ari's thing. The first of my sad on my house, I was like, I'm embarrassed. And then, Sal was like, what the fuck am I embarrassed? My place in East Village. Yeah. It's just small. This guy's like a TV star. And he didn't give a shit at all. But it was just my own dumb shit.

But Ari's not like that. And Ari got these tickets and he was like, yeah, let's go bring in Sal on everything with those tickets. Sal goes, I'll call and see if we can get any kind of like hook up at all. Like for some, you know, he's played there before. Crazy. So he calls and they go, well, you know, at least like

he didn't say anything about the tickets where we were sitting. He just goes like, we got four win breakers. We can go in as much popcorn as we can. We can go into like a VIP entrance. Awesome, which was awesome. So you miss all that line stuff. The funny finding was when they saw are these tickets what they were Madison Square Garden was humiliated and immediately put us like side stage They were like wow what was which one of you assholes was about to embarrass all of us here

That's so funny going for the day they had to intervene. No, we were crazy. We were two rows off the stage, side stage. It was insane. We were level with like Billy Joel's nuts. I took the video. Yeah, it was where I was sitting. I thought you resumed in. No, no, no, dude. That's crazy.

No zoom in, we were like right there. I mean, he has a string of bangers he does throughout the whole night. But there are a bunch. I really don't care about Billy Joel songs. I was like, with you. I don But there are a bunch I really don't care about Billy Joel songs. I was talking with you. I don't care about him. I really don't care. Vienna, New York State of mind, don't care.

But 30 songs that I love. Maybe West Coast people, I don't know. I don't know if they're less than the Billy Joel or whatever, but Jay texted me and I was, you know, very thoughtful offer like you want to come see Billy Joel and then I was fucking with him. I was like fuck Billy Joel He's just long island Jimmy Buffett

It was like you watch what you say, but I didn't grow up with Jimmy Billy Joel being big like I knew Billy Joel And there's hits but like people there's people that fucking know his shit like long island and East Coast people that like love his shit Well, I'll tell you what was super fun There's there was moments many times last night where I wish we were all there as a group because I realize how many Billy Joel things we have and one of them was, he always opens a show with the natural theme.

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That was you, and then the other big you do is when he did only the good dog. First of all, try to tell everyone we were with that story that makes me laugh so hard You know what's crazy about that is I told that same story Saturday night in the green room with my cousin there Gary's niece About so hard and I'm saying like just like the 15 of us at the funeral being like That's the best is that because that part is almost emotional where you go like Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh- me. The song is supposed to make you remember your dad should be. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I know why I was telling the story.

Seneca Stone, who's, I think you've worked with him in Pittsburgh at the Pittsburgh improv, but Seneca Stone was there and he was talking about his friend's dad was a Jimmy Buffett fan and they played volcano at his funeral and I was talking about his friend's dad was a Jimmy Buffett fan and they played volcano at his funeral and I was like no shit. I also think we played volcano at my dad's funeral. Is that a jazzy? But it's like a party steel drum. I don't know. I don't know. I'm gonna go. It's like white. It's terrible. Yeah, this is it and I I am almost 100% positive that this was played at my father's year. I know there was multiple Jimmy Buffett songs played. Damn dude. Should I get Burian a grass skirt?

I would. 14 year old Dan and a funeral. It's for dead. The least thing to this is art for me. one that I was the only one that did a set Dude that should have been buried in a cooler. No one else wanted to walk up and speak Dude if he was in an igloo that would have been so great. Yeah, dude. Just bring with margaritas It'd be better if we drank them. You know how like Keith Richards snorted his dad Yeah, I wonder if we said I was blended into Margaritas. Hell yeah. His ashes blended into Margaritas.

Oh yeah, dude, I'll have a fucking Gary Dadkari. Gary Dadkari's crazy. I swear, he's shit that. Dude, I honestly was a little sad of that funeral, but at 14, I think I was just like, I'm just lame, I'm gonna leave. Yeah, it's hard to process. My grandpa, that when I was young

and I remember going to the funeral and just, look, it's so much sadder as I got older. Remain for me when I was younger. I was great, my grandpa was. At the time, he was just like, his life's different. He's not here anymore, I guess, right? I was like, he's gone.

I'm pretty stuck. There's devil legs here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of food. I'm like, I still remember, I remember going back to the Shiva, one of the nights where everyone brought the food and stuff. And really, it's like a sad as I, I'm talking about grandfather's close to me.

He just didn't register. I don't think. You think? Yeah, nine I think. And almost 10. But it was so like, the things I remember of the years being like, nice spread.

You know what I mean? We get the fuck? I'm like, yeah, and I have that feeling of like, people aren't gonna look at at me a bunch of like crush about three of these sammies, are they? No, dude, and by the way, they want you to eat. Oh, yeah, they do. But I'm saying like I you know, I mean like I remember Thinking like the food was something else. Yeah Versus just being like you think like there's a chance I could be like in a shell in my room like, you know Like crying, but I just didn't like, didn't hit me.

Dude, my aunt was just making me fucking laugh the whole time. She was killing you. Yeah, because her brother died and I think she had a way to like, what did Gary Meantall have since you? Dude, I mean, just making fun of people. Look at her, look at her, look at her, look at her, Nancy, boring as bitch. And you're like all right. You're very funny. It was I just remember being like around her Eating double bags and laughing and being like all right this sucks, but I'm finding a way through it in the background Did I remember also I I wanted to change out of the fancy clothes and put my Steve Young Jersey back on yeah I was like look can I wear my Steve Young Jersey and they were like yeah, you're dad died You're doing every what I was asking like can I wear my Steve Young Jersey? And they were like, yeah, your dad died. You can do whatever you want.

I was asking for permission to be like, so cool if I change. So like, he's probably pretty sad. Let me tell you also last night, we were in a sitting section too, people choosing to sit. And we were second rowing it. So if we stood,

the people behind us gonna have to stand. You dictated it. And I don't like being that person, but it's so if we stood, the people behind us gonna have to stand. You dictated it. And I don't like being that person, but it's Billy Joel concert. You gotta, you gotta white guy dance. That's the time to do it. You gotta do the things. This is our time.

I don't do sing the sales. The funniest two is like, I gotta dance dude. We gotta stand up and dance at some point. And he was like, and sing these songs man. This is so fun. We came here to bro out. Yeah.

I'm like, let's go. And, uh, but obviously I don't know. I don't know. So also what's going on at this time is that there was, an empty seat was the for us. It was just in me, Sal, our empty seat next to Ari. At one point, pretty early in the show, this disturbingly sexy woman by herself just walks through us.

She's in that empty scene next to Ari. And it's just like so beautiful, this girl. There's also as we're looking out and think, Billy Joel, concentrate, I gotta tell you, some a couple of groups of like four milths show up together. And I mean, belly shirts with flat stomach, but you could see they're like mid 30s, early 40s, maybe, and just gorgeous. Gorgeous. Sitting down low, there are probably trophies. Long Island, long island, hotty.

But they look good. Justin was going Gaga. He's a guy that I like. He's like, oh, I wonder what their husbands are like. He's like, is this what guys like? Woo oh my god look at that look at that look at the checks hand boobies so we're all sitting in this thing and he starts playing Alan town was one of them for sure where I started the thumbs up guys Got a thing I'm not sitting down for this. I gotta go Can't do not sitting down for this I gotta go I can't do it sitting down Song makes me happy

It's lame to sit down man. I hate that people that you have to be an Asshole took because you want to stand you shouldn't sit it's worth it like Metallica drives me nuts It's crazy this girl this girl This is sexy chick mystery sexy lady mystery sexy lady by herself I assume it was somebody from since that's where msg put us. Yeah, I assume She's with the band or something in some capacity somebody playing in the band or somebody important there She's somebody's she was so hot playing in the band or somebody important there. She's somebody's, she was so hot, but she's sitting there and she's next to our and we're all sitting and when I, the first time I go, yeah, let's go up. And then we realized me and Sour talking like, now we dictate because the people behind us

then stood up. Because they have to. They have to. But I kind of even look back as I was doing the stand, I'm like, I guys Like all in town let's go so They stand up and it's one of the things I look back enough to see like I'll tell you man There was a place I was gonna clear at a row. It's a Billy Joel concert No, I the reason I hate having movie theater confrontation I'm like I'm gonna look back dude. It's gonna be like the biggest scariest black guy who I'm in the thing with now and that sucks You look back there and you're like I'm a big back dude, it's gonna be like the biggest scariest black guy who I'm in the thing with now and that sucks. You look back there and you're like,

I'm my big dick at this thing. A little bit and be like, yo, stand up. Yeah, you're just flinching at old. But yeah, not old, but like, it's just a lot of mostly older women, like middle-aged women and like, come out dude. Hey, Milks, stand up, it's dancing.

But this is the best. So we stood up. And then the girl stood up too and said to Ari, like thank you. Like thank you so much. Like why are we all sitting? You know what I mean? So we're all grooving the answer. But three songs that make sense for that. That he bangs out the down Easter Alexa,

which is not a standing song. That's a sitting. So then we choose to sit back down, but this girl, she's uncorked now. So she can't put the genie back in the bottle. By the way, she's standing up and dancing. She's wearing white stretch pants. Okay. White, which show I've never noticed before, because I've never stared at somebody so much in white stretch pants. It should every flex of her ass just like does something. Did I mean like, oh, she was so hot.

And she's just dancing doing like sexy dances by herself. Well dude, how do you think she got there? By not sexy dancing, buddy. Just funny, you find someone behind them and goes like, sit the fuck down, like yeah, sit down. And then she like sat down like weird and sad. And so the next time he did an up song, I was like, sit the fuck down. Like, yeah, sit down. Then she sat down like weird and sad. And so the next time he did an up song, I was like, we gotta get redemption for this girl.

Gotta save the sexy lady. And then I did the thing and stayed up again. I turned around and looked at the whole back row. And I literally, a guy with his daughter, like a young daughter, to roll his eyes at it for a second. And I'm like, dude, don't embarrass yourself in front of your daughter. I'm gonna teach your daughter that she is a mommy not a man is yourself in front of your daughter dude and

they just stood in like in the rest of the show and then just like it never stopped making sense like came out the on core is like uptown girl only the good it's like all like upbeat like fun stuff so what laymask green like hey hot girls that stop dancing in sedan hey Hey, you turn him a doc You're turning my daughter on too much. Stop it concerts. I Hale lame any public gathering really. Yeah, but it was so an ability. I've been the several concerts at the garden this summer and the Wu Tang one out in Jersey all of them

Non-stay you could smoke cigarettes, weed, everything. I was like, this is- this is NARC corner, dude, for sure. If I would have lit a joint at a Billy Joe concert, they would have- it would have been a thing, for sure. The guy in the jacket would have- yellow jacket would have came and talked to you. Oh. No? Oh, yes, because somebody says something.

Yeah. You're getting knocked out. It's cute. It doesn't go No one can front you about it. They just oh they just dip off you realize that someone's going behind you Yeah, they go by a white wine and then let's care to know that you're also poor I'll do the stuff it I mean a lady comes up. But you started guys you guys hood up. He's got a Glasses on yeah, you know me trying to like keep himself like so and this lady. It's like 50-year-old lady fucking bag of tan shit Comes up to him and she goes She goes hey, I mean she's like he put shoving him like moving him like hey, what's your name?

What's your name? Huh? I'm a big fan. What's your name? And he's kind of like almost pulling his thing over and Are you still like hey miss please like if you like take a picture, she goes, if you take a picture, it's like, it's going to draw more people over, it'll never end. And she goes, no, let me just get a selfie. And she's like, still shoving him. And he's like, Ari's going to, he's like, after the show, I'm just going to give it to him. He's like, he's like, all right, he goes, you're the guy though, right? You're like, it's just like, that's how people talk. Yeah, idiots. It's crazy. You're like, I can see you saying like, huge fan. I went to summer slam with him

and We walked in together and the people were like Sal give me a picture and he's like I'm he's like going through secure and they're like no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no And take a fucking picture. That was the joke I made when we did cluster fest. It was because, Sal, Chris, Gether, and I were all standing there in between shows. Just having a conversation and billions had just came out, I think. So people would see me and go like, billions, you know?

Just a lot of McFee crowd. And a guy did that. And then we were joking about the different types of fans we have. We're like, bonfire fans. It's like we know each other. So there's like, Hey, how the fuck you know, and there's like a familiarity that's very comforting. Billions fans were like, Hey, you're the character guy. And then I watched, Sal get yelled at like, Hey, come here.

Take a picture with me and he gets like the construction worker energy. They're like, Hey, get over here. I like you shit. You're gonna take a picture. And then Chris gathered fans were like, Chris, I'm hiding behind this trade. Was very sad. If you find me, I'm yours. Can you find me? I'm shrouded in a cloud of darkness. I've seen twice.

So we were, it's hard to watch. It's hard to watch. We were away one time somewhere like a bum fuck town. Yeah. Mountains or something like upstate or something. And a grocery store leaving the grocery store putting the groceries in the car. And a guy yelling at like, he's like, all right, man, I watch your fucking show. All right, my watch your fucking show.

And he's like, what do you want me to do? Where you want me to come over? Like, what is it? You're just saying you're mad at me that you watch my show. What is it? And there's no answer. No one has an answer for the question. And then in Comic Con, San Diego one time,

I was with him and we were going to, we had to go somewhere fast. Yeah. So as soon as he walks by, I big group, he with our all excited, he goes, hey, guys, I'm so sorry. He's doing like, I'm so sorry. I got to run. I got to do another show. I'm like running late. Yeah. So it's when I see walks by a big group who they're all excited, he goes, Hey guys, I'm so sorry. He's doing like, I'm so sorry. I got to run. I got to do another show. I'm like running late for I'm so sorry.

But I think I was, let me get a pick. He's like, dude, I'm sorry. I can't. I really like, I'm like running late for something. And the guy was like, it's the same thing. I mean, almost identical words. Like, oh, I'm all the fuckers. I got to watch your show.

Fuck you, dude. Fuck you. As we get in the street, and it's almost like, it's a hard thing. I mean, you can't even like, go argue it back because it's an insane argument I just you're furious of me because you watch my show and I can't stop right now And they are and I think you caught me in a transition. I'm going somewhere. I mean it's like the age of accessibility

Now you can reach out like you know what I mean? You just tweet at the president. I would have never thought I'd have to write a letter to a President, you know, I would have never thought and send it I would never believe there was a way that I could write a letter Something or send a video and that would get to Axel Rose when I was younger I didn't even occur to me. You could do that. You were watching the Sixers. Did you ever think there would be a time where you can just Shout it out on I was in the Twitter or yeah, and maybe haven't go like fuck you dude Guess the problem is in some capacity people respond. Even if they don't think they're responding,

if they're not responding directly to you, the people who write shitty stuff, think you're directly talking about them. Yeah, well, let's say, like all I got them on the ropes. Sounds different level of famous. This is why we're talking about this because like, J&I it's not a problem.

It sounds like on a different level that when you're around him, it affects how you can move. When we were in Nashville, we were going to another venue and someone was like, oh, we could take a left here. I was like, we're not going to done that main street with South. We got to get across the street into another side street.

Or else people would do it. It's a wrap. Because once, and R, he said it to that lady, but it's true. Once someone stops to take a picture, it's like the zombie, you know what I mean? Everyone's like, the man in the odd ball they got mad at.

I think I mad at out odd ball because people want someone to take a picture and he goes, I'm sorry, goes after the show. If you find me, I'll take a picture. It's what he explains all this. Yeah. After the show, I'll do it, but right now, I don't want to like distract.

It'll start a line of people, and then I want to distract from the show's going on. And they were like, I don't even know you were anyway Dude Michael Cheyhe has this fun. Which is what he said because I don't care. I don't know what you were anyway. Everyone said you were famous. Cheyhe had the unancy to be. One of the funniest ones was when Cheyhe was like on SNL for like two years he was on there and he was somewhere and this guy was like taking it Just took a picture. It was like, you know, Cheyhe stopped to take a picture and then another guy was like, can I get a picture?

Sure, I then buy like the fourth person. Cheyhe's taking the picture of them and he goes,, you know, and Chase stopped to take a picture and the other guy was like I can't get a picture Sure, I then by like the fourth person Chase taking the picture of them and he goes do you know who I am? And the lady goes you're on the next and he's like all right. We're fucking so great. We're fucking don't buddy I had a my little girl turned 20 on Friday happy belated birthday Isabella So crazy, you know, so you're a woman now. I took her, her roommates, her roommates birthday was the week before, and we love Yana. And Carla is Bell's mom and we went to Peter Luger's and we sat down and I was, you know, we went right to order the beginning stuff or get drinks or whatever. And the guy goes, the waiter goes, he goes, when he comes over the second time with the water, he goes,

J, is this good for you? You guys want something else to drink at all or something like that? J? He's like two or three times my name. And I was like, yeah, I was a girl, you'll be a woman soon. I'm like, Lou, you creep. I was gonna say it, but I'm gonna put it in the butt. I was gonna say it but I'm gonna You this guy keeps calling me Jay and he goes he goes you comedian, right? I was like yeah, he goes he goes I know you I recognize the voice man. He goes he goes Jay Ferguson How much that makes Isabelle almost piss herself laughing almost piss herself laughing. No, no, no.

I mean, Ogerson, then he took a picture. Oh, come on. Took a picture with him, but here's the best part. Ferguson, great. So when I go, so that guy, like, you know, take a picture with him and everyone, I can be sure he's telling people whatever. And he goes, couple of the guys here, like fans or whatever.

I'm like, cool, because I'm a big comedy guy. And I'm like, nice, man. So we have the meal. Now Peter Luger's works with um it's cash only or debit card. Okay. I don't believe in that credit shit. No credit. Cash or debit. So I take my debit. We don't get the bill. I'm like I'm going to go pay real quick as I'm walking to pay the bill. Another guy goes who works there. He goes crackle crackle dude. That's awesome. I'm like, how you do crackle crackle? And I go, uh, here you go thing and I. The tip should be should have been like.

Sorry, it was like I gave like 30 hours more than the tip should be because the guy was a fan war to it was good serve, whatever. I'm like, so I go, yeah, chalk it up there. Then a lady comes up, puts the same tip, gives the same tip that I did, she tells the guy, on a higher build in mine. Oh, all right. Even so I was like, so I make the joke, I go, so I always remember who was the most, you know, to the host guy.

Yeah. Remember who was a more generous here, percentage wise, jokingly, he's kind kind of laughing they put my card in the thing Rejected no so I go I go no, I'd say I I got it. I go as juice that thing up this morning. I go run it again He does or this lady does Comes back again now it says insufficient funds across the screen. Oh, I know what. Now here's the thing though,

you have the same company I go for. I don't know if it works for you with debit card, but like it just, I keep my own debit card. I don't want their hands and all my shit. No, really? My debit card is through them. And it's just what it does.

It's whatever you take down the next day, it just replant every like morning, it makes sure sure you have whatever a couple thousand bucks or something. I didn't I had to I zelred one of the guys from the band playing my special that morning. Oh no, I zelred them money. And just so the count was just sitting too low. When that go I go, when I said run to the third time, I wiped, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said, when I said,

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X wife. I did not want to do that. I forgot it was Carla. I forgot it was Carla until that moment. I thought she's like, it's going to talk to Oh, no. Oh, God. So I got side of calling Christine. I go, can you sell me money? And I'll give it back to you. I'm like, just, I don't know what's going's going on whatever and she was able to go like Christine. I don't have any. No any of the access to that but Christine was able to go and like just transfer or whatever. She just did it early so that it worked and then it worked and went back but I'm telling you I left that thing. I mean the thing because once they start recognizing me I was making a bit of like a thing about it and then I have to

come back in and go as they're running and clears I go yeah it's because like I had to pay somebody a lot of money earlier today and they're like okay like no They don't care at all, but I'm like I really made a thing and the people are high-fiving me who recognize What's up crackle crack I mean that guy said crackle crackle 30 seconds before this thing goes Hank Yeah, it makes a noise and in the third time sit insufficient funds dude You almost became a piss throwing fryer You're almost out on the streets. If they were like, you can't, you gotta come up with this money.

You better busque for it. Is it about what just called me J. Ferguson all night? Oh, that's great. Because I made a joke too. I was like, it would have been so, I go, it would have been so bad for this not to go through. And I would have to come here and it was like a scene. I was so, I went back and told him what happened with the money.

And I was like, I would have been so embarrassing. And she goes, I wouldn't have been in bad in bad embarrassing Jay Ferguson would have gotten that press or whatever We've got bicks. Yeah big Jay Ferguson dude to him. Ferguson sticking it Ferguson. Oh, yeah, he knew I was Ferguson, right? I was like oh, Kristen. He's like right right right. Oh, yeah, right. Ooh. You'll be a woman Those soo... Forever. Just a moment. Please.

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