The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Off Brand (feat. Josh Adam Meyers & Justin Silver)

Episode Date: September 29, 2022

The Himbos Josh Adam Meyers & Justin Silver return to The Bonfire with a big announcement!The Bonfire Presents: The Himbos Podcast with Josh Adam Meyers & Justin Silver! Today's episode:The Himbos explore dating apps and find out that Josh loves Raya, icing women's vaginas, and offending the room with flatulence.Making Himbros and Bimbros More AwesomeThought Himbos were nothing more than one dimensional, womanizing, egomaniac gym rats with sick tans? Well get ready to have the hair pomade slapped off your meticulously sculpted dome-quaff as self prodding comedians Josh Adam Meyers and Justin Silver redefine the term, taking you on a hilarious journey of self improvement for the body, mind and soul. Join them and their guests as they explore dating, fitness, personality tests, expert makeovers, anti aging protocols, philosophy, sex and science with their heartfelt banter that reveals the real sinue beneath the Himbo Physique@JoshAdamMeyers www.JoshAdamMeyers.com@IAmJustinSilver www.IAmJustinSilver.comStream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. Ocerson and Dance Sodor. New Rock Block! You're getting new music here on the Bonfire! That's Nicky Lane with first high, to sound produced, offer a new album, Demon and Demo, Denim and Diamonds I can't talk. That's actually, it is Nicky Lane.

It's produced by Josh Hommie, and I like the album, so I wanted to play this. So, so fight me. Justin? It's the Bonfire, real quick. Actually, it is Nikulay produce by Josh Hommie and I like the album. So I wanted to play this So fight me Justin It's the bonfire real court follow the court follow the money Follow the money It's the bonfire Shere sekson facts to talk 103 I think so. Well, that's it come

Barrowing into the show while we were on air that's big. Yeah That's wacky and that's one half of the him bows. I was starting a story and you just bulldozed I didn't want to knock and I didn't You're supposed to wait till we get you yeah When are we ever done? Hey, hi Josh Josh out of Myers the other half of the him bows coming on at six o'clock No, no, no, no, no, no, you're less of a himbo. You can even pull those lats out, you mother fucker. Yeah, it's time to show people that torso. Wow, Josh, you came in at six o'clock when we're back

from our commercial segment. I was I was loading up a hot story about growing up in the suburbs of Aurora and Justin and just bulldozed it. I feel comfortable here. That's how some guys here. He's like, no, I'm gonna story about Aurora. I watch Wayne World War. This is different Aurora's, but. Nailing the accent by the way.

He is. Guys, welcome to the show. It's the Hemos. Hi. Hemos. It's crossover episode. Hemos. We are the Hemos.

By the way, I think Jacob's full him bow now Wait till you see his abs. I want to see oh, yeah, I can't did you guys give him a routine? You know what he didn't want one I I DMed him on the down low and I said dude. I need you to do 45 upward sword swings a day Yeah, like really work that like that lats and your trap Well, he was traps like me. And so I'm trying to give it to him. Traps like me is gonna be the next out.

Traps like me. That's his autobiography. Traps like me. Traps like me. And he's doing tent fingers but he's flexing his traps. That's what he's saying. He's like, he's like, this is my next song dude. Get ready. I'm gonna drop that on the next episode of himbo's dude traps like me. Traps like like me get them goldbergs go and oh my god I watched all those documentaries if we saw him at your house by the way what's that Christina? Josh to hear the Josh drop that Luke Paul's here we got Josh

Josh we got to go Josh I know which one it is not gonna win them over because I'm good looking I'm cute I'm funny I'm good looking. I'm cute. I'm funny. I'm talented. I'm talented. Christine, is there no announcement or saying who's performing at SkankFest at the party? No, no, no. Oh, you get a funny thing with Josh about that. But then we won't say it. There's surprises. For me?

Oh. No, I believe you already know. Okay, yeah. But, man, you're really hoping that they're like yeah new car Guns and roses coming back but missing one musician Axel Rose because you're gonna be singing Slash Yeah Thank you Yeah Perfect time to hit the fucking yeah

Thank you Look we just walk back in the room. I've heard some things about you Jacob. You're a nominated him Bo you're not you're not fully in yet. You got bottom rocker though Yeah, you got to either get beat in or fucked in yeah or or flexed. Oh Jacob. You got a flexed in Before he's down you got to show these guys, showing on tabs. Can I show the hymbeos? Can I say how great this is going to be because you're not wearing one, but two zip-up sweatshirts and then a t-shirt. Who knows what's on under that?

So the reveal of this. Oh my god, it's a cop-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up-up Because you're a himbo that when he reveals these two he's gonna take his shirt entirely off I think with everything he's wearing because lift it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's not peeling down there's another We got a strip teach that you're right. Oh, that is such him. Oh, thank you That he's like you're taking your full shirt off He's oh my god. I've been waiting this. I've been wanting to see that back tattoo you got He goes myself to his my ass in my vision. You were gonna slowly do this zipper then the second one Sure, and then you were gonna do the arm cross and bring it up over the top I can't say a funny thing. It's not a spoiler because everybody knows he's a murder of

Gay black people but Jeffrey I started watching the Dahmer thing yesterday. Yeah, yeah, and the first episode they show like the one when he gets caught with. So the guy is ends up getting out free, but like it goes through the whole tense like nature of this guy realizing like, oh, this is going bad and everything, but one of the funniest shirt was off for a while. Mm-hmm. Through several, I'm trying to escape, or I'm going to try to grab the knife. And they were all to no avail. And then this thing's like, I'm trying to escape, or I'm gonna try to grab the knife. And then we're all to no avail. And then there's things like, I might as well as lean into like, see if I can get him off guard by being like sexy.

And then just, again, my favorite, dancing at a nowhere, he just goes, all right, and he's going, oh. So it's growing, and sensual like dance. For a good five minute scene, he just never stops doing it. And like, what?

And then he keeps doing it. And the guy goes, Tom was like, I'm gonna get my camera. And he goes, yeah. And then as soon as he runs over the knife, but then Tom becomes back out, he has to go, oh, yeah. So there's a lot of dancing on a nowhere-on-line. And it's no where dancing is the funniest.

Also knowing that guy was dead. If that guy wasn't gay, he was a fantastic gay dancing impression, because that guy was putting an essential show. So that's what they say when you're in danger, like if you see a bear, you act big. If you have a gay serial killer, you're like, oh, he's fucking grind like anyone. Are you sure you want to do that? You're just a rival. Hey, have five will take it's weird because you're a normal looking guy that you move so central

I don't know mister. Oh You want to eat me or you want to Complete personality change that was interesting in a second when they put one of those cops back in on that 60 days In show right away this young white kid goes though so he's black dude, this young white kid goes, yo man, fuck you, because we know you're a cop dude, you 60 days in, and he goes over and like, slap somebody's like, what the fuck do you say? You said 60 days in, and like 30 minutes later,

he's like, he's like, clean my underwear, and he's like, yes sir, mister, whatever. Like, you say 60 days in, you bitch. Dude, I told you, when they start start get when the when they start getting to Institutionalized in there. That's when it's great. Yeah, they get way into it killer show. They don't want to leave. Jacob show your abs. Yeah, let's see. You're out. Wait, can you also step outside? I want you to put on a butt thong and if anybody like Vaselineeline or Aqua 4 that we agree on. We're going to see Josh now we're talking. Black Lou definitely has some form of skin lotion.

We need to feed the beast that is Justin. I need grace. Grace. Jacob, show the boys you're working with. Come on, baby. No, no, no, no. That's a very insulting thing to say to us. You're like, I don't mind showing you pigs.

No, I never end to take it like that, but you pigs I'm more comfortable. I've known you for Years and these guys are you have have checked if you showed me your nephew flexing Topless and I see it yes We got a lot to unpack Your podcast is over I'm not going down with this ship Drop it we got billion seasons seven coming up Don't button. I'm starting to get worried if I keep taking Justin and Dylan

I tell Justin is gonna eventually make Dylan do something to hurt his keep doing holding inside of my pocket Dylan's just gonna one day Jay's gonna be smoking and Dylan's is gonna come out and stand behind him and go Hey Jay Can you talk? Yeah, yeah Buddy is just smoking a cigarette he goes it's just it goes. Oh here comes Justin he goes never mind Okay, I think I'm not Sorry, I'm not I don't need to talk no, okay, I tell you guys a fun thing

We all of the story from back of a big Chris and little Bruce. Oh, my favorite. The two gay guys who brought a little, who almost took up with DJ Lou almost. Oh, yeah. We found out yesterday that Chris, right? Big Chris. Big Chris.

Is that when you saw? Little Bruce. Little Bruce was the one he saw him at a bar. But then we also found out the information that at the time when big Chris Was whacking off in the bedroom The other guy a little Bruce was talking to Lou asking him come on aren't you curious to try it like he was one trying to talk him in the doing it And then Lou left so he says we got to go with it's what he said we have no proof of the otherwise When he saw him he said little Bruce again, That was weird little Bruce is saying now he goes

Oh, no, that's that big Chris guy. He always makes a gig a ship, but I'm not really into it at all Oh, so we can hang out with them. Oh, they tried to fuck it. They put a fuck Lou again All they how they would have had to do is just start singing the first few lines from the song ocean by Pearl Jam and you would have been balls D. He would have been smoking him. We're going. What do you say? That would be funny as hell to be in the middle of your first three-way gay act and then have to spit a dick out of your mouth because they insult Pearl Jam or something. Honestly, it's no Alison Chains. What the fuck? Excuse me. The fuck are you saying, bud? We were into Greece.

So, me laying stale, even fucking stacks to Mr. Vetter. Katoey. Grace was the theme that night, guys. Get your facts straight. Well, I'ma suck it on some dick. Get them playing with your airy oles. It's gay sacks. It is gay sacks.

Oh, you got Christine's guy. This does rule. The dancing. Not a gay sex. You got Christine's guy. This does rule the dancing. Not a nowhere dancing. I watched this last night with Justin does just by himself. I do not do it by myself. If Dahmer was a dog and Justin's Justin. It's a boy. Justin seems like a blackout.

Like he took blackout for the night and he was just like dancing. Like it's like I'll sit. I'm a good girl. Yeah, one of Justin's got under the floorboards non-stop young gay black guys. Funny the bonfire logo is burned into the screen at the same time. Looks like we have it watermarked. Well, don't have a plasma screen. By the way, the amount of grease on this guy, that's what I'm imagining for you right now, Jacob. So just think about it while we're watching this.

But the Thirba fight, they don't leave that out. Fight, flight, or whatever this is. Fuck, fuck dance. I think I followed that guy on stage at the midnight show at JFL Toronto. Yeah. Damn dude, this is the hilarious when he's doing the Nicki Minaj anaconda move.

It's like showing the top of his ass. He's like, ooh, what is this? What's this juicy treat? So, I don't know where the episode goes. I came at this part. He just came on an interest. Steve Hack? Yes, he just retries to jump for the knife.

And then, oh, here we go. He's like, yeah, that was just a fast little part, the middle, the slow part idea I would speed it up and slow down a whole bunch. He's taking it. Oh, you missed the fast part. I'll do it again in a second There's no music playing so I'm dancing to nothing Because oh next song started He goes up I'm pretty good. You can turn off for steam pretty good. I'm watching jits armor. Oh Well, I fell down. Maybe I'll try that next time I'm in danger. I fall down and I go

Crying out this injury oops, Adunals. Oh, are you chasing me? Can't say something else I watched last night The say is a bad idea. They'll probably never do again. Okay. Live shark tank. I think it was recorded from Friday, but I watched last night live shark tank. What do you mean live? Like they have a live studio audience? Live audience shark tank is the fun. When people come out, they go, so we just found a way where you guys can stack pizza in your fridge without ruining any of the toppings. where you guys can stack pizza in your fridge without ruining any of the toppings. You know what the my reaction.

It's just a weird thing. And when they're like, Does it influence the way the sharks move? Yes. Everybody else came out and did. They were all told to do very much for sure what the intros like they walk out kind of stand there like do a thing like see Corcoran.

Very proper hand on the hip and like, you know, waves and then takes her mark, moves to her chair, they all of them did that. The babs cubes, of course, comes out, cheer, and he goes up to the grass best he gets, come on guys, let's hear it. And they just keep like, he goes to them, it's like, huh, four million dollar valuation, what do you guys think back? They're like playing the audience like wrestling with shark like four million dollar evaluation. What do you guys think back there? Like playing the audience like wrestling with shark tanking is the funniest thing. You guys would you

be willing to go in with Barbara on a deal. Lori and it's like yeah crisis right needs I said it No! Come on And then they come over like stun them When he does the om out, does he do the thumb like this? Om out He goes and for that reasons Om

Om If you're a small business and that's your one shot And they're like you're on the good news, you're on the live version're like oh fuck everybody got to do it's make this work I tell you he's got to go to the audience and be like you guys are playing them before the sharks do they definitely showed those sharks what the options were for the thing and I promise you behind I'm gonna say which one I was gonna do it but every one of those products one of those sharks at least said I would make an offer on this maybe because there's people in the room. Because they were live. Yeah. Because they were going live.

They're not going to have four things just go like, this is stupid. Because some of those people come in and go, I can tie my own shoelaces. Be your nasshole. Get out of here. If they had that on a live show, that would fall in pieces. Hey guys, we're just breaking a die. They go, you're gonna bake cakes and then put them in a box. You fucking wore on.

You have your whole family involved in this because start from scratch. I run the dumb. I run the dumb I run the Dallas Mavericks. I'm a billionaire. You're a fucking idiot and the whole crowd's like oh Well, they don't do something they've never ought to think I've ever offered before Mark Cuban at one point I was like how about this haven't to have you out of it all together What would you sell this whole company for me right now? I like name a number. I'll write a check and they're like No, because then he had the whole firm and go like, Saragas, I think I'm gonna make a lot more than $1.5 million

for this right now because so I'm gonna say no to God I'm gonna go with Laurie Grinand. No. Did they also make the people that were doing their pitch like even more like stuttery and nervous because I think that would be very the exciting part. I thought that would be the case for now. They didn't, like they were all fine.

I thought that was those, waiting for that. I thought that would be the case for no. They didn't, like, they were all fine. I thought that was still, I was waiting for that to to be live. It's be like, so, you know, chewing gum's always been hard. No, because you know why all of them, they always have, well, I have, do you think? They always have corny wedding speech energy. And it's always so scripted.

My name is Matt, and my name is Amber, and we are Crouton cousins. Don't you love Crouton's, but they dry out you fast. That's why we have a new baking thing. Then you're a genius. I just realized why you're right. They're so worried about them probably fucking that part up. Every one of that part was a pre-tape piece they did

on the three of people. That's my favorite part. So it shows them at home and all kind of stuff. So by the time it gets to them, they just go like, so our product is, and it goes right to the product. It just gets right It goes right to the product because all that I'm so and so because you're right You're gonna go I'm so or they still have the corny thing that goes so this is my My wife and so and so because and I'm the boss's husband I don't want to be I don't want to hang out with this guy ever. She's the brains. I'm the bra

Sit down when I pee she sits on my chest I'm a silly doofus and she's a smart woman of the world. She puts out cigars on my asshole because I'm a dirty dolphin That's the games we play and they're like what? Did him a time by tum tum tum tummy sticks Tommy time by Tom Tom Tommy sticks Still laughing about the crutons Not to snappy Yeah, it was a weird thing to have live

Definitely we're sure to have a lot they should just agree that pizza product though. I thought that was a cool product. A container just for safe pizzas. How many people have been eating that? You're judging the slice of pizza. You're judging the slice of pizza. It's a predetermined slice of pizza size. You don't know. Not even hold all pizza. You don't know what we're doing on these. This is for frozen pizza that you have.

Probably like a red baron. Yeah. Who does? You order a box of pizza. It's saying instead of storing it about, I in about i don't have all this left over pizza who's keeping whose keeping disjornos that's like you chuck what's left now it's like if you order pizza shows and you have four slices left instead of putting in the box you take those four slices separate and go downstairs to your security guards and offer them the pizza like

which can i see the thing you know not everybody just throws away food guys 90 pounds of barbecue I took I took about three pounds on Can I see the new friends dude? It's the second friend. I've had complain about the amount of awesome I was prepared I loved it. I love it. Who is Kimber one time he goes you get all this fucking pizza like there's so much pizza here dude stupid. I'm drowning in pizza Lewis came over and crushed five slices of pizza top Left the bottoms and crusts no carbs. Yeah, I'm fighting You ate our full pizza almost in toppings and then that's his bread just something tomato bread

Bread's bad for you, but fat is good Yeah, I don't get this product at all. I really love order me three You know what fill up the cart. Yeah, did I need what do you keep saying you need to see it? What do you mean? Oh, that's it? Yeah, this tupperware thing looks like a junk up see? It's like a dog water bowl like it's collapsible now. we're talking I can understand yeah, do you guys speak in dog? now it gets it It's like kibble for people Justin would have fucking got a gun a Harvard if you could have had t-shirts and explained it like science

Philosophy like if a cock or spaniel's really not there. Don't you think I'm gonna science dog science Daniel's really not there. Who understood? Does he think? I mean a science. Dogs. Science. Well, there's a dog story that Black Lou found about a woman that was hospitalized for three days

after her pet Chihuahua shitting her mouth while she was sleeping. I heard about that. Is that real or is that like, here it is. It's from ballereler, so you know it's good. Are you ready to meet? I can't see anything. Ha ha ha.

A 51 year old Amanda Gamo woke up from her afternoon nap with shitting her mouth. After her daughter's Chihuahua bell became ill and suffered from diarrhea. I was having my afternoon nap with Bell like I always do when I suddenly. It's gone. It's right there on the lower end of the stairs. Well, I was at my time. Like I always do, when I suddenly felt something squirt in my mouth, said, Gamo, it was disgusting, and I was hurling violently for hours after it. I just couldn't get the taste out of my mouth.

Also, shout out to Bell for Star Wars and your owner's mom. You're just dropping that right in the hole dude but diarrhea to is usually lined up asshole over the fucking like over the over the over the that's fluid how do you not feel those little feet on your face you fucking i'm telling you i'm telling you that was dog was next to her face next to her drop that diary in her like mallag dog had ass right here so it's like bank shot

what was the way dog is gets a memo christine she could shit right on her head Diarrhea in her like Malik dog had ass right here. So it was like bank shot The way Dawkins gets a memo Christine she could shit right on her head for sure Lecha once we had her in the crate. We went out to eat we came home. She projectile Diarrhea it out of the crate and went into the kitchen Square luck as a square But who squared is paid you know for enough tight dog that dogs are Tight ass hole being self-tight that she's a squirt or no? Nice. Shortly after Gamos sought medical attention after exhibiting some of the same symptoms as the dog,

wow, you've got dog sickness. I think you have a problem. Oh, you've got puppy flu. That's a common symptom. I'm gonna say, this is a case of kennel cough. Did you have a dog shit in your mouth, Miss? Uh-huh. The mother of three was given painkillers, nice, for stomach cramps. This is a case of kennel call. Did you have a dog shitting your mouth, Miss? The mother of three was given pain killers, nice,

for stomach cramps. She was sent home pain. She was sent home, but then it says, everything, the symptoms worse, and the cramps got worse and worse until I could feel them over my body, even to my legs. I was dehydrated from being sick and having diarrhea that my kidneys had shriveled to half their size.

Damn, just quickly taking the hospital where doctors diagnosed her with gastrointestinal infection from being sick and having diarrhea that my kidneys had tripled to half their size. Damn. Just quickly taking the hospital where doctors diagnosed her with gastrointestinal infection passed through her body through her dog's feces. So, Christina, I keep telling you, stop eating dog and shit. But it's my numb, numb time. It's how we bond. It's how I know she's in me. I can see all what's wrong with her.

What are you going gonna say, Justin? As a professional, I was gonna say, my only advice should be don't eat dog diarrhea. Yeah, that would be it. That's pretty fucking awesome. As a professional. She says, she's forgiven Bell for her little accident and still loves it with all of her heart.

Fuck that. She'll definitely be more mindful of what position they sleep into the future. No more ass to mouth. Yeah. Sure, so I'm not gonna suck her little ass hole. I'm not gonna go to bed counting ass hole hairs., no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh I'm a toss bell sound hit the sack You wonder what a dog's reaction is when you wake up with it shit in your mouth Oh dude and it's like oh Yeah, I do get this to sit up. Did I do good? Oh a shit in your mouth is that cool?

Have you ever heard of someone having shit in their mouth before Justin from a dog or like another person? Well, you know, we know either yeah, you know some people are into fucking Who's into that I don't know any I know any person there's fucking porn categories, but that would people you just one it's called scat One point cut it like deep in the internet Like regular porn hub you can't find shit. I wonder if you can oh, that's not true. It won't be tons I wonder if you can. Oh, that's not true. But it won't be tons.

Get it, tons. Got it. But if you just looked it up in like Bing, you'd get a lot of it. Where was the two girls one cup thing? That was an on one cup. That was viral, dude. Yeah, that was real.

That was real. That's fake. What was two girls one cup? Is that what you tell yourself? God. So you stop watching it? Oh my God, one lady's just covered in shit. Oh, is this your mom's house?

What is going on right now? This podcast is pretty awesome. Farrow would do it shit. Oh, is this your mom's house? What is going on right now? This podcast is radio show. So Farrow would do it. Sorry, we're not your mom's house. We're your dad's apartment. Yeah, so you come up with a shit porn. We're at Gary Lane. Your mom's house has shit porn at a judge's judge.

T answer your question to him though. Good. I've never heard of that. Good. Jacob your body, please. Jacob, please. Jacob, pop the body. Why am I sitting here with you with a shirt on? Yeah, like like I'm not a guest. I tell you I am most happy when I

When I'm doing my workout at home. I look in the mirror when I'm doing my shoulder shrugs. Uh-huh. I go Yeah The only time I've been happy recently. Yeah, I just look at it and see my shoulders. I'm doing my flies buddy. I know Dude your him. Let's get some music show that fucking Show that stomach. Yeah, damn it. I want it. I want to show you the shoulders Do it all do it all let's see it take for a walk Josh to show you his shoulders. I'll do it All do it all. Let's see it for a walk Josh to show you his shoulders. I'll do it Yeah, sir like fine. You can do your shoulders a million times better better Buddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no say get down to your t-shirt and show the shoulders. Yeah, see the shoulders. I'm if you're really that impressed by them, I would love to see them.

And you don't even have to be that in. No judgment, dude. No judgment. No judgment. Judgment free zone. Judgesley, I wouldn't say I would say take off. It's just like a curves. I'm gonna show the whole thing.

You take the hat, you take it all right. Yeah, I'm gonna hold it. And if you don't take it off in the next 30 seconds, Murdles is gonna come into your place at night and shit in your mouth. No, she doesn't, she's a very good diet. And she's doing well. She's very firm poop. Anyway, it's your place at night and shit in your mouth. No, she wasn't. She's a very good diet and she's doing well. She's very firm poop. Dude, you're doing well. It's gonna be a firm shit right in your mouth.

Now that I would say to her, I would say good girl. This is only because I love the show. Yeah, stand up. Yeah, no, it's because you got a car. One layer. No, no, no, I mean, I'm almost in shaving. Remember that. I'm almost in shaving shape.

Oh, yeah, yeah, baby. Can I come over here? Can I come over here? All right, here we come. Two layers, two layers are off. Cambers. Here we go. And he's got on like a private Benjamin T-shirt.

Yeah. Like manly stuff screws on. It's a nice cat green. It's a private home. It could literally say Israeli federal forces. Like people get that when they go on rungspring it is real. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, get a little pump. do you want to do some push ups or something?

Yeah, do it. Yeah, do that. Oh, you want a pump a little bit. Yeah, go ahead pump on Thank you for putting the pesh mode on too. It's funny watching the form Josh hardcore The himbo's love when people start getting pumped wow is changing the energy this one even turns Right now, who's doing radio Andy studio? This one even turn turn heads No, I didn't want to know what the hell Christine's doing in here. Yeah, there you are She killing the right. Yeah, hey fag hagg beat it. We're good over here. Jacob. Jacob's getting a good pump in Yeah, stretch it out. Yeah, you really stretch your abs. Yes, walk it up Now as him Bozer you guys watching his exercise. He has good form correct. I just watch yeah He distressed his calves and his whatever those muscles are and yeah, I don't I'm not very I don't know all the wording

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You look great Jacob. I'm proud of you. Thank you. Yeah, you went all out on that. I'm proud of you I know that was for now. Now all the ladies it's DJ Lou your shirt off Dude, what if we didn't he was just fucking shabby chiseled just You took a shirt off once in the studio. Yeah, no, but I mean like what if he's been working on it To save us panic to the sup of water We didn't get electrocuted You're welcome

He defend all I remember about your body was your body wasn't bad at all But you have the little is pink nips. I just about your body was your body wasn't bad at all, but you have the little is pink nips Your giant arms, dude. There's a Fives he had but you emergency ripped a shirt off for no point for no reason at all. He's got old-timey strong man body He does yeah, if he was a wrestler, we were one of those cross-body Candy, candy, candy, candy, sing? You can see him breathing into his ribs. Maybe jacked up top. Holding a dumbbell up there. Yeah, and the dumbbells, their circle weights on the side,

they say a number on them. Yeah, lose got docked. 50, 50. Lose got docked strength. For sure. It's got docked body. I bet, dude, I bet you can throw and catch a fish and Seattle like a some bitch.

Yep. Yep. Functional. Functional. Let's take our last break. We're hanging out with the Himbos. We're gonna go back. We. Yep. Yep. Functional. Let's take our last break. We're hanging out with the Himbos. We're gonna go back. We're gonna talk to Josh and Justin.

Okay. By the way, we got Pleus and Silver. Uh, follow him at IAMJUSTINSILVER.COM or IAMJUSTINSILVER and then IAMJUSTINSILVER.COM. It's gonna be in Perryville, Maryland, October 5th. Then Skankfest vagus of course you to come new york uh... burping that's why i'm all breaking up the sentences

october twenty-eighth and twenty-nine years to be in you to come to york particularly i am just until we're calm and follow josh josh i am irons on all social media josh i am irons dot com for two or dates and of course listen to five hundred podcast josh out of Myers Going through Rolling Stones list of the 500 greatest albums anywhere you get your podcast big J's gonna be in Madison Wisconsin this tomorrow through Saturday at comedy on state and then of course skank fest Vegas So go watch them run his hour in Madison this weekend you get to see it before he tapes it and be nice Big J comedy dot com Dan Sodor gonna be in hilarious and cleave in October 6th of the 8th after that

Obviously Vegas for Skank Fest so much fun there bonfire live and all that hat Uh, and then Charlotte North Carolina after that and Nashville Tennessee for tickets and all their tour dates go to dan sodor dot com We'll be right back this is the bonfire who does alone do you guys love the other stormed other second is him everybody it's the bonfire faction talk series 6 and 103 a big joke is nice dance soda we're hanging out with the him most today the himbo's actually yep Justin and Josh Josh out of my eyes Justin's over The himbo's they've got an announcement. They've got an announcement to make Right here exclusively on the bonfire exclusive bonfire announcement gay wedding. This is big. Do you want to start this now?

You want me to I love these two guys so much, so I don't know if I really can be as honest as I want to Okay, you're direct you're you're gay Get your shitty bitch. I'm not yeah, you're a shitty bitch. I don't need to be a shitty little cut right now Such a shitty we love you. We love you too. I know I'm grateful to everybody in the studio. Yeah, you understand that yeah And we're grateful to everybody in the studio. Yeah, you understand that. Yeah, there's six of us in the studio. Josh and I feel. Okay, I feel so bad.

You don't feel bad. No, you're good. Josh and I feel like we've just sort of outgrown this environment. And? Yes. And we're going to go off on our own. This is sort of, you know,

we have, this is a little bit of a BMI issue. Okay. Yeah. It's, you know, we, you know, we have, this is a little bit of a BMI issue. Okay, yeah. It's, you know, Dan, you've been, you've been playing a lot of video games, been eating a lot of like, you know, carbohydrates. Which is fat. No. You know what, I've gotten bigger.

The beard hides a lot. Beard hides a lot. You're wearing a lot more heavier, thicker sweaters and hoodies. I'm happy in my personal life, and I love tasty treats. And J. J. J. You have a jane here again.

You're doing great. I'm doing great. But I also feel like the fact that you won't accept that, you know, like I know I'm not a hymnbo, but I'll play into it. You are full-fledged, 100% grade aid hymnbo. And it's, you know, it really, I'm more Hymbo than you. 100%.

Wait, Josh is in denial, which we accept about him. Okay, okay, okay, all right. We just feel like we should go spread our wings elsewhere. Oh, did you guys see Jacob's abs? Yeah, Jacob's abs should keep you around. There was an asterix on the end of this. I was like, Jacob's wealth come to come with us. Okay.

He's jumped ship. Until then, we're just gonna depart a little bit, go off on our own, and we'll come back and visit. Jacob, a question might be here. Do you jump ship? Or do you go down with it like the Titanic? We're not asking you. We're not trying to pull you.

Yeah, we love you. Can I ask a question, where can people find you at? Is is our way we can get in shape and make you change your mind? I mean what if Jane I get fucking peeled? What if we get shredded? It's not about that. I mean we could really not Dan We're talking about listen. This is peeled Tanned Yeah, you're gonna change your whole lifestyle. I'm thinking about tanning for my special for a couple days I'm wearing shorts. I'm gonna get my legs, can you get super orange dude?

Just my legs I wanted to get it up. Can you get super orange? No, but I can get tanned. Where are you guys gonna go? We're gonna go, we're gonna be. We started your own podcast because no one's cool enough. No, we're gonna go off. We're gonna go off and we have to build our own platform.

All right. So you'll find us everywhere. The real reason why is we know. Yeah, yeah, we just can't. No, it's not because you're fat. We're not a brand. We're not a brand. We're not a brand, we're not a brand.

No, it's got nothing to do with anything with any of you. We have to, you know, we have to sound. Listen, we, from the bomb fight. We wanted to bait, we, you were born in the nest. You know, it's time for you to fly. Yeah, those fuckers. Those traps. Yeah, they're called traps called Josh's God. I want to make money. I like when I said that's ultimately I want to make money and also what about when I sleep in that you guys like right there? It's not no no no no no no no no no. Oh, that's not

changing. I'm still coming over for fucking sad sack Monday. You know, I know what I am. I'm still going to text you about football stuff and Tell anybody I ask you like what's going on in wrestling because I have no idea, but you know We won go get your go get your money look at we'll get my shine. I want you to look at me Okay, you mommy and daddy still love you. Okay. This is nothing to do with you. Okay, you didn't do anything wrong. It's mostly damn This is nothing to do with you. You didn't do anything wrong. It's mostly damn I accept that we still have that my whole life. We're still gonna you're still gonna see us every other weekend You're gonna be on we're gonna have you both on we're gonna have your weekend We're gonna do things together fun things together, okay, right? Nothing's gonna nothing's gonna change in our relationship

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You have episodes up by next week. And what we'll do is do we have like a way? Did you, because I didn't even think that would exist. You'll be able to find us on iTunes, on Spotify, on every single platform the way you would find every other podcast, including this podcast. Well of course, promote you. Do we own Himbo's podcast.com?

So welcome to the conversation I've been waiting. So excuse me to stop my department. I got two words for you as the lawyer. As the I'm taking this one. I'm taking a I'm taking a steam by it right now, please. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Yes, you're in him boat. Wait. Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa. No, I'm himbo spot gas you own him. Bo's dot. I own him Bo's dot com. I'm the forecast the himbo's but what do you think I didn't do all this stuff? Like you're fucking singing your ass. Oh You can so you can you can so I'm to a t-shirt company for six million. Oh Everything we're about to be millionaires Jay you were you were all dude Justin works

Oh, yeah, motherfucker is a work horse He's like online engine to deal with show up. You did show up. He's got the minority report computer and his So at some point I'm gonna get a phone call he goes Josh just shows up Told him to be goes I know And then I'm gonna call for my lawyer. He's gonna go good news And then I'm gonna call for my lawyer and he's gonna go good news To amend the contract you win Jay or entitled to 25% of all you are of course Then again, we are of course gonna kick it back to you. I love all of us sitting in a court looking at each other Jay and I

Yeah, Jay and I are on the same side. We're like you understand guys. It's just legality So this is all this has no new friendship. I love you guys I understand guys, it's just legality. So this is all, this isn't a little friendship. I love you guys. Hey! You want to see me? Tell me, kiddo, I said, uh, but I'm coming for all the things you've used for this.

Or this? It's mine. But I want to let you know I am entitled to $675,000. That is it. That is all you need. Hey! Two hymbeauts. Built in the gym and ran by protein.

The plaintiffs. Two stoners who don't know a business deal when it's happening. There's no contracts, guys, he goes, what does that mean? What do you mean? There's no contract. I hand-chake is not. We gave you an idea of birth. Did you know you guys borrow like six grand? No, I didn't. I know. All right. I'm gonna go put that in. If it needs to be, I'll play man. I have a SDR shirt tonight,

and with someone who a young lady's coming in. Oh, fun. Sighting. Who does your favorite thing in the world, Dan? This is combining of a cute girl. Drink, smoke, and watch her wrestling. A cute girl. Nope, the opposite.

Christine, if you could hit us with some audio on some of the 49ers. Loads of the 49ers and greens of the opposite. Yeah, Christine if you could hit us with a lot of you on the floor 9000 greens of the stone Wait smokes a week Start over please when they're cute and they do this shit. It's so weird Well, did it not happen There shut up damn you cheat she rips leather, dude. It's cute that she went to the top of a mountain to do that. She's dead.

She's like, let's go hiking and cleafing. I'm coming by the studio tonight. What a pig. Oh, yeah, I'll be there. She's adorable. Damn dude, she is far. It's gonna put this out on her. Look at this.

She is far and cleafed on command. So I think I'm gonna play with the I have a butterly and brineix, a beaser coming down nice to go. I'm going to have them. I'm going to have her. I think my plan is to have her name that tune with Farts. Can she do that? That's hard. We're about to find out. Well, she can also queefe, which is a little more on command than the Farts. She she's farting and queuing. Yeah. Boy, that's a double barrel shotgun right there. You got it. Can I make a suggestion?

Yeah, and that does sound like a double barrel once you hear it. Oh, she's a target. Can I make a suggestion? Yeah, so I'm sure. Be cool if you took a lighter and see if you can make a fart fireball. Can I tell you something?

Is she be into that? I notice the technique that she does a little hop and then something pops up. She's got to get in there that I notice a technique that she does a little hop and then and then something I don't know she does she most of the time does like a little Dan I think that's the power of the fart lifting her off the air. Yeah, dude. That's tort my question is how many followers does She said down to some stew like a cute adorable normal looking She's really cute. Yeah, she looks like I think she I think she's gonna get naked and fart and queef. She looks like the type of girl that does most

of the work in a group project. Yes. Yeah, she's just. Yeah. She knows the spreadsheet, but she's pleasant enough she lets you, she does her homework, but she does let you copy it. Yeah, she goes, you can copy, I don't really care.

Is this her thing? Like if we go on her social media, this is how she works on that. how many followers you have I'm very curious 7.9 in the wrong Japan you can change your act point nine million only 90,000 That's not I thought you expected a lot more. I could have loved her. Well, it's alright. We're gonna You can turn a hoover to a housewife. I'm gonna take those numbers Josh and tonight on this t-art show We're gonna beef those up I guess we're gonna pass them in the wind Dan look at the hop on this one. Can you show that to Danny?

He was looking around look at the hop on this one wait damn God that's a ripple I mean dude it sounds made up that sounds fake and I I know farts That sounds fake and I I know farts gentlemen. I know farts on Instagram. She's stinky lily V Is she single? Probably I don't know she's like the Rossell She could do things that are seen done before oh smell my duty smell how powerful I am Jacob. No, I don't care how good your body is Rip that leather girl What in the video in the in her bio the bio whatever it says right that all sounds are fake

No, she's just saying that. She got to say that. Well, it says quote unquote fake. Oh, is that why you think it is? All videos are def fake sounds. Oh, because yeah, TikTok's like super Christian. Yeah, dude, I guess Chinese. Non-stop, dude. You can't say, you can't say, kill yourself.

You have to say you unalived yourself for the poll. Yeah, because China doesn't understand it with the translation. Yeah, but if you're a 16 year old girl, you know, spreading your butt cheeks, that's okay, but don't say the F word on that. Okay, that's good. Yeah.

She only has like six out of followers on Instagram. You like this fair? Well, she also has an only fans. Oh, go to her Twitter. That's where the live shit is. Yeah, you can get away with anything on Twitter. Twitter's like, dude, threat the president. Twitter don't go on. You know what they're on Twitter's like Dude, threat the president

You know what? Show your asshole threat the president on a mark. This is a girl who would let a two hour shit in her mouth. It's Lily Vigg, just L-I-L-L-L-Y-V-I-G. She also puts gigantic things in her butt hole. It looks like a toothbrush. A Twitter Twitter. A Twitter Ocaruson.

I put a toothbrush in my butt hole this morning. Yeah, she's real big on jam and toothbrushes up her butt. Oh, Jason Oh my god, Jason Patunia, Okerson. Jacob. Do you feel now you could love her again? I could turn This guy nasty this guy this guy She's a huge let's look at her, but if it on a dragon tail she just pulled out I'm supposed to push tentacle dude A toothbrush I want to see a brush of teeth with that now she uses the oh she's squirter Well It's gonna be a fun though. I look like a tire. Oh Justin

I want to go It's gonna be a fun night. But you're not gonna look like a tire. Oh, Justin. You're gonna need her later. I'm like, now I wanna go. Now I wanna go. I'm totally going. You guys can probably bring her home afterwards. But do you guys would hate it, Jay, because Jay hates farts? Yeah, you're not wrong.

In person, farts are not my favorite at all. Don't hang out in the studio with you. Josh also, that's a vague way to put it to. Because Jay hates farts. You're like, guess I do, we're eating in a hotel room together and you blast ass At me she is pregnant. I don't think she's currently pregnant. Well, she was pregnant here She's slept her pussy. She's pregnant the baby out there's a kid that's got a chance for a kid man Join her only fans for five free pregnant videos. There you go. Did she give birth through a rassol on it?

Oh, sorry possible. She's giving birth to her ass in a lot of the videos. The kid goes look at that. That's me. Um, crazy. I'm right there. Everybody. Hi, hit TV. Great news. The himbo's are coming to you real soon. Yep. Stay tuned for more news on that. Everybody, Dan. Of course next weekend is gonna be in I'll see you in Cleveland. Oh, I'll see you in Cleveland. Oh, I'll see you in Cleveland. Thesdai through San de Dai. Big Jai's's play in Madison was constantly one of the greatest clubs in the world I'm out of the special comedy on support big J comedy dog dog go get tickets enjoy the hour and then we will see you on Monday You focus you on Monday. We bitches

We love you the last week of my daughter being a teenager And she graduates to womenhood. We love you guys Justin we love you guys good luck with him. Bo's. Thank you. Bonfire killer body. Jacob you got such a fucking killer killer body And then if you're in Florida, we hope you make you know, we hope everything's alright Yeah, we love you. We love you all Take us out. In those...

...in your Connecticut. ...CVF Mohican sons. Do it. Josh Adamar is not coming. October 6th to the 8th, you can hear me. I'll sing the song for you live. Why did you give us some sports? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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