The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - One Spoon of RZA

Episode Date: May 8, 2026

Wu-Tang Clan legend & filmmaker The RZA visits the Bonfire for the first time. Jay is a super fan of the rap group and everything they create, so he is overjoyed for this interview. Bob gives his take on the new movie "One Spoon of Chocolate" and gets RZA laughing. Jay shied away from meeting him one time because of a cold reception he got from Fat Joe. | Bobby is taller with his elevation sneakers and hates his artwork for Skankfest. | Christine gets sent a nude from a camper and Jay can't wait to see it! RZA's One Spoon Of Chocolate is out in theaters now! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Cerson and Robert Kelly. We got this last minute RISA interview. Yeah, we came in early. We got a last minute RISA interview that we're going to interrupt the loss tapes with. Ooh. Yeah, we're excited. We're really excited. Now, before it's happened, let's see how it goes.

Yeah, so enjoy. What if he turns on us hard? We'll run. We'll throw Jacob out of him, and then we run. Jacob, you deal with him. This is a very exciting interview for me. It is. Yeah.

And I saw his movie last night. Went to the premiere. And very funny. We went into the theater early, Theater 5. It's a bunch of little theaters. You and Christine. Me and Christine, my date last night. We're a great couple, by the way.

Power couple. Power couple. We walked right in. Like, nobody stopped us, and we're sitting in there. We grabbed the seats in the back. A little small theater, Theater 5. And then Bocheme. Woodbine.

Woodbine walks in with his friends, looks at us and goes, Oh shit, we're in the wrong theater. Really? And then she goes, he goes, what theater you're in it? He goes, theater five. She goes, no, this is the right one. And he was like, oops, sorry. Christine said that?

No, the lady. Oh, I was going to say. Christine has no idea who Bocheme Woodbine is. No, she has no idea. But I did. As soon as I saw him, I was like, what's up, man? I'm a big fan. But he looked at two corny white people.

He was like, yeah, man, I'm supposed to be with other famous people. Oh, you're in the nobody theater. Bokim Woodbine played his stepfather in the Wutang Clan. TV show. He also was awesome in Fargo. Bokeem Woodbine was good in Fargo. This movie was awesome. Yeah. Revenge flick.

Revenge flick. It was fantastic. He's still down the hall. I just don't want to interrupt a free tape. No, you can interrupt any time you want. We love you, dude. Awesome body brain. What do you need, dude? Ready in about like five-ish minutes? Yeah, we're ready, buddy.

Yeah. The movie. That's Liam. Our conduit to the Rizza. He's our conduit to all of the famous people. To all of the famous people. But right now, the Rizza. One more note.

So you guys have 20 minutes. Is that okay? Yeah. Okay, cool. Thank you so much. Thank you, buddy. That guy, I was going to let him know how much traffic I sat in, but. I mean, we didn't come here.

Our show's at five. We're here at 11. You were here at 11? Yeah, I was. At 11-ish, I was in the time. I love a good ish. Yeah, 11-ish I was in the tunnel until about 1130. Well, you're here now, and we got the Riz coming in.

Can I call him the Riz? I wouldn't. Well, during the movie, Bo Keme was him and his pals where they were talking. Yeah, it was Black People in movie theater. And I was like, Christine, I should jump in. She's like, don't. You should. I was like, come on, I got stuff too.

You should go, hey, did you guys know there's elevators and federal penitentiaries? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This movie, though, was a little difficult as a white dude. It's white supremacists. It's white supremacist. But to the 35th power.

Yeah, they're very violent to black people. It's, it's, he made it so, he made him so bad that you could, as, you know. I'm going to tell Rizzi, you thought it was a tragedy because all the black people got, all the white people got hurt. I actually watched it in reverse. You want to throw to the interview? Yeah, let's go to the interview. Here he comes right now. Everybody, there is that.

Hey, what's up, man? How are you doing? Please. We're going to be some love. That's good. How are you doing? Thank you. So you told me that I'm doing,

it's a comedy name. Yeah. Comedy. I could want one of my jokes now. Please. Oh, please. No, no, no. All my jokes, I still.

So, yeah, if you got one, see it now, I'll say it after you. Okay. Okay, good. They, uh... Talk about your little white penis, Bobby. I have a small penis.

I want me to sell that one. This is my first show I ever did. My grandmother was born with two thumbs on one hand. She made a great pie crust. You got to wait for the act out. You got to wait for the act out. You got to act out.

You didn't get it until I did the act up. Then you got it. Apologies. How you doing, man? We saw the movie last night. I got to say, man, you created your own style. I've seen some mixtures of people's style in it. but it's your own thing

I was so I mean dude there was so much stuff in that movie and you did it right you went for it you didn't hold back it was like watching a movie back in the 80s and 90s the way they used to make movies you weren't trying to please anybody but yourself

a little uncomfortable for being a white guy in the movie I was trying to please the audience in a sense of have fun feel uncomfortable get mad get glad Yeah.

You know what I mean? I said I was going to say a joke, but I'm not going to say a joke. But remember the scene when the sheriff is talking to his son about this personal shit your got going on, Jimmy is bad for business. And then the son says, what do you mean? Bad for business? We made half a mill last week. And his father leans over and says, you know, boy? you get your

strength and good looks from my side of the family but you get your brains from your mama's side of the family buddy it was so funny let me tell you why dude my one of my favorite movies is Smokey and the Bandit

it was such bufrey tea justice that's my man buddy I heard junior when I get home I'm gonna smack your mom in the mouth daddy my hat fell off I hope your goddamn head was in it

buddy when he said that line I was like he created this is a modern day debut in justice he was so good man he was good by them set out to Michael Herney the actor who's a Michael Herney actually was a civil is a fighter for civil

civil rights so most of these actors I know in the movie you would never Oh my lord I mean he was scary dude Yeah yeah he was in this movie a lot of the actors I just want to say because you've seen it It was really a master class of casting and acting Yeah.

The guy that plays Jimmy, who was our lead villain, is married to a black woman with two children. And he's from London. He's a Brit. I bet that was awkward dinners after shooting. Yeah. I hope he's not method. I got to take this character home with me.

It's going to be a rough dinner. Why are you in my house? Yeah, right? I've seen him afterwards totally shaven, right? He saved everything. He walked, we didn't recognize him. He came in looking like, like he could be a Brad Pitt guy. He had to.

Yeah, yeah, there he goes. Yeah, if he was in New York, he'd get this shit kicked out of him in Tyn Square. Is that that guy? Yeah, that's him. He was so, dude, the reason why, you know, like, you make these movies about race. You know, I'm a white guy. I get it. You know, it's going to be uncomfortable.

But you went so, so over the top with these guys that everybody should, hate these guys. Exactly. Everybody hates. And I love that you named the town Caronsville. There's these little things you put in. Carronsville was hilarious. And then you gave a little homage to Quentin with the red apples.

Of course. Well, this whole movie takes place in the Tarantino's universe. You see, when the guy, so that's, you know, when you watch Jane Go, let's, let's talk, let's go back was a beat. Yeah. Nobody, no black man wanted to be Sam Jackson. Right. Okay, that character was the epitome.

Even Minister Farrakhan said, if that character, if you see that character, you'd be like, you don't want one ounce of that character in you. Right. Yeah. So these characters here in our film don't, hopefully there's not an ounce of these motherfuckers in you. I could curse here? Yeah, you can say, fuck it.

Yeah, everything. Fuck it, yeah. You can say whatever you want. All right, fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it. Yo, what's up? Yo, Aversa, fuck it.

Fuck it. Oh, fuck it. Other white guy. What's up? Fuck it. Hey, what's up? Taylor, what's up? Taylor?

Taylor, what's up? Taylor? He grew up in Philly and he came up in the black rooms and one of his little catchphrases was fuck it. I swear to God. That got you one easy too. That was me just trying to get through. Like him, hey guys, fuck it. He's cool.

Yeah, he, the opening scene, though, I didn't know what to expect. I didn't understand. I didn't know what type of movie was going to be. but the opening scene when the kid was coming down and the playing the bass I love that you had the actual dribble and the sounds and shit you had the sounds in there

and then I was like oh this is great and then what happened it just out of the gate it went wrong like it was like what the fuck is happening well as a filmmaker my goal is to hit every emotion bro it's like I want you to go to the theater

I want something to happen while you're watching I want you to look over maybe like oh shit you see that too of course everybody sees it Yeah. But how does everybody react into it? Yeah.

And what's the energy of it? And of course, you know, being, you know, from the Tarantino World, I hate to just say that, but that's the facts is that's what I learned from. Yeah. Right. You're going to have a spoonful of different genres in here. You nailed it with the Beaufort Sheriff. Right.

And we could have went to, I mean, there was a point when the parents came into the jail. Yeah. And he was like, where's my daughter? He said, hold on. Oh, hold on. Yeah. Yeah, I love his voice. I saw that's why I keep doing.

It's so good, man. This guy's good. He created somebody you want to see again. Yeah. Yeah. And he, but that particular scene, he reminded me of Heater the Night. Rod Steiger.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. And so, and yet there's a scene when we get the, the Bells Bondsman. Oh, my, that, you did create, like, a multiverse. I'm like, this does, this world doesn't. What the hell is this guy come from?

Yeah, the truck and the chick. This is what I love too, dude. Not to be a pervert, but you had some nice T and A in there. You have, I mean, you should, you know what I'm saying? This had horror genre in the two. It struck me, that door of the deli was frightening to me. Right. Every time you showed that gas station door, it was, from that first scene, that door was

terrifying to me. It had like this horror vibe to it. When you went to that guy, the bail ball, it was like this, it had this horror thing. Right. And then with the, I don't know, what is it, party, orgy at a VFW? I don't know. I don't know. Jesus, I missed out on that white guy part.

Where was that? I thought it was interesting when you relocate to Ohio. I'm such a Wu-Tang clan officiado that I was like, oh, that's from you moved to Ohio. Right, right. When you were younger for a while. Yeah. And also bumping in the bokeem woodbine in the theater. Oh, it's just so funny.

He played a stepfather in the Wu-Tang saga. We were in the theater. Right. boutique theater. Oh, you guys, you guys went last night? I went last night. Oh, so I was going to wear my shirt, but Jay wouldn't let me. He goes, dude, don't be a nerd.

You should have got a shot in Moscow, bro? I don't, I was sober, so I can't. You don't? You don't, but I will if you want me to. If you put me in Wu-Tang? If you say so, yes. I can be box. Yo, I want the, yeah.

Yeah, come on. Check it out, yo. In the building. In the motherfucking building. We in the motherfucking building. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We in the motherfucking building. in the motherfucker building.

Well, that was a dream come true. I gotta go. I'm leaving. I'm quitting everything. It's funny. I want to ask you about that. Hang on, I need to take a breath. Go ahead, go ahead.

I was going to say, something made me live years ago. You and I were both at the same Comic-Con in San Diego, and we're both flying back to New York on the same flight. We were only a couple seats away from each other. And I am so bad with that that I go, I plan my entire flight. What am I going to say when we get off this?

I'm not going to bother you on the plane. We get off the plane, how do I give my, how do I give my little laydown? Now, I've failed at this before. This happened with Fat Joe to me, and when I got off the plane, he walked off the plane too,

and I go, and my plan was to go, I've been a fan since Flojo came on the box. I'm like, that's gonna get him. That's a good one. He came off, I waited, I go, I go, hey man, I go, I don't want to bug you too long, I just want to tell you,

I'm huge fan, I've been a fan since Flojo came on the box, and he just looked at me kind of like shitty, and then took an air, I was terrified out and goes, what's that? And I went, Fan.

I just left. So when you get the plane, I think you were off the plane, I think you were off performance, you were kind of gone, and then I think you were waiting for your family at a baggage plant. And then I was like, now's my time. And then I saw, like, a mirrored view of what was about to happen with a short, kind of bald-headed, chubby, like white dude. You just described me.

Yeah, yeah. But this is what I was dressed in But his pants were tucked in And he was like balding on top And him just coming over to you And just laying all of the like Man Wutan got me through this And got me through that

And I'm watching it going like He didn't do it for you I'm like this is not what his dream was When he made the Wutan class That one day a little short fat guy Would be like hey man Your music really speaks to me And like does it?

So my question on was that is like It's reached so many people And it's like I thought it was interesting We went to go see ghost face and Ray Kwan at Terminal 5 a while ago and I think it's interesting that

looking at the crowd and seeing so many white faces Ray Kwan chooses to say ninja He says ninja and everything Because I think he doesn't want it to come back Like see the crowd coming back with it Ghostface doesn't give a shit What's the word he's not saying? Ninja, ninjitsu What's the word? Oh, Nijitsu

Yeah Well in our movie Hold on Look, that word is Let's talk about the word for a minute. But as Wutang being so, you know, accepted by so many different people, I think when you look at these nine guys, you've got a whole community. Staten Island, you got Italian brothers there, our Jewish brothers there.

We're in school. I'm in school with Costalano's grandson, bro. Oh, really? I'm serious. So you feel all that in the music, the Wu Gambinos. Like, we chose that. to represent our island. And I think that New Yorkers,

white, black, green, yellow, all felt that. That's why it did that. And of course, if you, in order to become platinum, you need some white brothers, all right? You're not gonna get that. We laughed so hard. We went to go see you guys with a Run the Jewels. And that's the shirt I should have wore.

Yeah, at Run the Jules. That was a nice one. You guys made it to that one? Oh yeah, yeah. We, um. That was my first time seeing you and he, He actually was like, you're coming, make sure. Oh, nice.

I got a chance to see, I saw you guys that first rock the bells with rage. Oh, back at, uh... Well, this was in Phil. This was outside of Philly. It was a PNC. Not a PNC. Camden Waterfront. Camden, yeah, Camden.

It was Camden. It was Camden, yeah, Camden. It was such a great thing. And then talk about what a fan I was. And also stupid in this regard, because you guys went on first. And it was there. I remember, I was so excited to see you guys. It was great.

And then when we were, in between bands, I was just, I think rage only at that point had the one album out, and that song didn't hit me right away. So I remember looking at my girl, famous last words, I went, hey, you want to get out of here and beat traffic? And then we left, and I never saw Rage Against the Machine until two years ago again. Oh, man.

I couldn't even walk anymore. Which is a, yeah, which is a rare. Seeing Rage is rare. Zach and Tom, shout out. Tom is a brother. Me and Tom actually, at the Christmas. Tom does these Christmas parties in L.A. So this Christmas

He does the party It's like You know Bobby you're gonna be in town I'm doing the Christmas thing for the charity And I would say yeah And he gets me on stage And it's me Chuck D

Stevie Van Zant Right Tom Ruello and Ariza And we do Wuttey Klanning nothing to fuck with it Oh yeah yeah I saw a video of this I think Yeah that's real shit y'all

So But um Going back to The word Right. In the film, you know, there's a lot of vulgar use of the word, right? Yeah. But I think, you know, one actor, Mr. James Thompson, who does a great job and also a very nice guy.

I got to tell you, these actors were acting. You know, when James came to the set, because James is actually probably the most aggressive guy. He's the one at the end that they pull off and they like, he still want to say that. to work one more time before he goes and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he was a mean-looking, he's, he made, yeah, he's a mean-looking guy. Nicest guy in the fucking world. Yeah, he does not, his face does not look nice.

He looks like he was born racist. You know what I mean? I'm from Boston. No, no. I grew up with those, that little pug nose. Yeah, he, yo, bro. And when, you know what, when we, so when I do and I do my movies, I have to get, I bring the whole cast together.

I bring the whole crew together, too. but the N-word was so much in this movie that we had to have HR like prepare everybody You had to have the N-word pep talk Yeah Straight up, bro But the guy who had the most lines

He auditioned, I gave on the row Now I got to meet him And I said, well let's have a cast dinner So everybody can meet each other He comes He's the nicest guy He sits besides the producer's wife The producer is Paul Hall

who did higher learning shaft. His wife was like a news reporter in her day, beautiful black woman, maybe mid-60s. James sits beside her for the dinner. And, you know, so I'm not paying attention. After the dinner, she's like, that guy, James, is the nicest guy I ever met.

I'm like, because all I know him was from the look, I haven't had a chance to really get with him yet. Yeah. And I was like, James? He is the nicest guy that I haven't met And then he is a good guy We started playing poker games every weekend So on the weekends it'll be

Don Chito Abazar Rizza My man John Lugo From Staten Island will fly in And shit And half the cast The grips and all these guys All play poker

And this fucking guy James Comes and sweeps the fucking table Ah shit Right, and I said he's winning because they're scared of him. He looks scary. He looks scary, man. The characters you try, everybody was a character. It wasn't like a movie you see like this and it's just one or two.

Everybody had their thing. Their little, created this own little universe of themselves. The movie's amazing and it's almost like we're losing Tarantino, but I feel like, you got me. I'm serious, man. You guys got the rosa. I mean, I'm not saying that because you're right here and you're rather. Riza. It's a lot of it, though.

It's a lot of it. No, I'm serious, man. I wanted to ask, how much does your, because, like, when you're making a movie, how much does your musical mind, like, play into that? Because I always thought, I mean, I know you didn't direct Ghost Dog, but I've always said, like, you might as well of, because it's the movie is the tone of your music.

Well, the whole movie, like, kind of moves to, like, the tone of your music, I feel like. Well, I respect that, but that's Jim. Jim was one of the first guys to get me into Hollywood and get me even thinking about film as well. John Wu was the one that took me to a lot of lunches and gave me just the wisdom of watch movies and do this. But Tarantino became my professor.

He's the godfather for me. And I studied with him for six years before I finally understood to say that. But far as music, music sometimes, like a man with the ironfish, the music was there along with the script. For this movie, maybe one or two songs. Really? Yeah, like the opening credit sequence, which is a very awkward Beatles sounding song, right?

I played that on set. I knew that that was going to open my movie. And then there was the Marvin Gaye song that happens. Oh, yeah, that was a good scene. I knew that I wanted it. I didn't think I was going to get it. But I got lucky on that in the estate. They appreciated me and they gave me the rights.

But then the score, I didn't know how to score this. film, bro. I got to be honest. No, I was too close to it. And so Mark Abraham, who was a producer of my first film, I had him come take a look. And I said, I need to help Mark. I like, I don't know, you know, he said, I know somebody that can help this. He said, I got a buddy. And it was Tyler Bates.

Now, Tyler Bates, of course, did all the John Wick films. He does Guardian of the Galaxy. And he's also a producer of Maryland Manson. Yeah, he works in Maryland Manson. I'm a huge Manson fan too. Yeah. So, so, so he watches the film. And he says this, what we all just say, what you said said, said, he said, I couldn't afford them.

Let's be straight, okay? He said, I'll do it because I want people to see this film. He said, I think it's an incredible piece of art. He said, but also, I want people to watch it and make sure that they're not on that screen. Yeah, yeah. I say, okay, I'll get that. And so he started doing it, and he was writing great music. And then maybe in the middle, the music supervisor, Gilly, he was like, hey, Bobby.

I'll keep doing people voices. I like it. He's like, hey, Bobby, you know, want to you and Tyler like collaborate on some of this stuff? Like you're sitting here, you're sitting there because you're taking pictures of us in the studio. He's a white guy, right? Yeah. Okay, yeah. The voice is good.

Thanks. He said, one of you guys collaborate on this. And I was like, I don't know. What you think? You know, Tyler, Tyler's like, yeah, let's do it together. And so we ended up doing it together. That's probably a kick for him to work with you too. Yeah.

It's like out of network sort of for him. Yeah, I don't know. But for me, to be honest, he's amazing, yo. The dude got a guitar with all these pedals, but he only plays the guitar with a bow. Oh, really? So all those sounds you hear in that fucking movie, they're whew-oh. Bro, he's fucking bowling the guitar, do some fucking foot pedal, bro. That's wild.

I'll let me just let you go. Is there two things I could say real quick that I thought was funny? I forgot this very recently that I auditioned for Wu-Tang American Saga and I went in to read for a part and they were like, no, but would you mind reading for this one? And it was a scene of a white guy saying the N-word in when you're buying your first beat machine.

And then I was like, yeah? And it's like two white girls doing the audition. They go, yeah, yeah, I go, all right, I go, you think I'm going to get this part? And they're like, why? I go, because now you're just going to have a video of me saying this. but I don't get it.

I didn't get it. I'm like, oh, great. Well, that's there now for the rest of the way. And then the other thing is, do I owe you money? Because every time I walk on stage, every weekend, I come out to Can't Stop Me Now. Is that okay?

That's super okay, bro. All right, make sure you check out. Thanks for coming in, man. The movie is fantastic. It is from the second it opens. It's coming out tomorrow. One spoon of chocolate released exclusively in theaters. Tomorrow, go check it out.

It's awesome. If you like Quinn Tarantino, John Wu, All those guys, you're going to love this movie. So, thanks coming in, man. Thank you for being here. Peace. Thank you. Thank you.

You should have wore your elevator shoes. I'm not three-inch sneakers. Yeah, I'm loving the humor. I can spend all dead. Motherfucking. Please come back. You're back. Sorry about that.

Oh. I left $100 worth of $150 worth of cigar at the newsstand or at Starbucks. Yeah. It's because I'm not used to being it where I'm. at right now elevation-wise well i got to tell you i want to give everybody a little peek behind the curtain on today it's of course it's tuesday it's thursday for you listening but it's our pre-record and me and bobby arrived at the at the parking lot at the same exact time yeah and then we waited for christine pulled up shortly after and we all started walking over and uh once or twice on the walk yeah

noticed me and said, you know, big fan or whatever. No, no, no, no. It's more than that. It's way more than, hey, man, big fan. I'm fine with that. It's, dude, you're the man. Now, you, you're jumping ahead. You're jumping ahead, Bobby. You're jumping ahead. I'm bearing the lead. Go. No, it's not you're bearing the lead. I'm gilding the lily. I feel like you heard that first. Buddy. That's not what happened first. The guy said, dude, really big fan. I said, thank you.

you very much. And then Bobby turned around as you often do and starts accosting this person. Yeah. Motherfucking him and and uh, what about me motherfucker? And, and then the guy goes he goes, I've seen you. No, no. You're missing

a key fact. I'm sorry? Key fact. I do give them. I look at them eye to eye and I give them the opportunity. I don't just to cost people, Jay. That's not who I am. I give you the opportunity. I'll make a couple faces, maybe raise the eyebrow up,

and I look at you and I give you an opportunity to go, oh, shit. No, you hay, hey them first because we're in transit. We're walking past each other. We were at this point 10 yards away from this guy, and you're cursing him down the street. He then says, he's like, oh, no, he goes, I've seen you, man. He goes, you're so funny.

He goes, I know your bits. He goes, I've seen you at least 10 times. And Bobby goes, and I've killed it every time. And he goes, absolutely. And then he goes, so what the fuck? And he goes, but he's the man. And that, and then Bobby went into full motherfucker mode. I went into the sixth gear.

He went in the sixth gear. He went in the sixth gear. We had to turn him around and walk him back. And then about three more times Bobby kept just accusing other people on the street of recognizing me. What they didn't even doing it. He goes, that guy fucking knows you, you fucking come. And he's anger. And I'm like, why is this making Bobby so irate to it?

Is making him particularly irate today? Today, yeah. And I know why now. Yep. Because I didn't see it because I see Bobby as a 10-foot-tall giant. The guy dominates a room. Yeah. He's the biggest personality I know.

What's up? But he is wearing today his lift shoes that have added three full inches to his height. Yeah. Three full inches to his height. And the fact that he wasn't noticed today hits extra hard. Extra hard. Because I think Bobby thought maybe the problem was, is people were staring right over his head, not recognizing him.

Now that he's eyes to chin with them, he doesn't understand why they don't know who he is. Today hurt extra bad. And it bugged me too because I was standing next to you and I kept getting in shape, like closing. So I'd be like, dude, he's not realizing we're almost eye to eye right now. He doesn't even realize that. And I stood next to Christine too and she was looking up at me, didn't realize it. I just thought you were physically dominating me. No, I was.

That's how I took it. I was like, today, I don't know if you knows, I gave Paul. I gave you Paul as a sign that I trust you. You are the leader. It really, that motherfucker, though, he came out. Well, Bobby, you go at them so hard. They go immediately defensive versus going like, you don't give him a chance. Here you don't give him a chance, dude.

You don't give him a chance. I do give him a second. I look at him. I get you. If you go back. Looking is not fair. We're in transit. And I am a spectacle.

You are a spectacle. I need to be a spectacle. I need to dress like, uh, what's, What's that guy's name he said? Dandy Bob? What's his name? Oh, Flaming Bob Dandy? If you were Flaming Bob Dandy all day long, buddy, you would dominate the streets.

I could sell photos. Absolutely. I would sell photos to families. People are going to go, holy shit. Oh, my God, it's Times Square Flaming Bob Dandy. It's Times Square's own. I need to add some zing, some flair. I need something.

I told you, I got red boots on that. I got the thing flying out of my pocket always. I got the wallet chain. I got jingle jangles. I got earrings. Don't forget the skyrocketing career. I'm tall. Don't forget the skyrocketing career.

Skyrocketing. Come on, dude. Because two people said hi to be on the street. It's not even the way they said hi, though. If there was, hey, big fan, I'm fine with that. Big fan, big fan. Me and you do this all the time. Anytime we do an event together, we count how many big fans we get.

And we, you know, I'm fine with that, right? But the last couple days, it's been... Dude, you're the fucking king. You're the, like, they're given an extra thing. And I'm looking right at him. It's like, if you know comedy, if you know him, you should at least know who I am. Not even from the bonfire, just from the history of New York comedians.

There is no Big J way with that, Bobby Kelly. And this guy, for him to go, dude, seeing you 10 times, 10 fucking times. For the first time, for the first time ever, those words hit Bobby right. the chest. This guy was a shorter gentleman himself. And I'm sitting here in high-heel sneakers, and it's bugging me because my feet are hurting. You're wearing heels trying to impress the world. I thought today was going to be the day.

Dude, flaming Bob Dandy, though, was going to change things. Where were they? Cigarette Dane. Nice. I'm glad I fucking did that before. You're going to dominate. I think I probably charged you four of them. No, those guys love me.

He gave me free stuff yesterday. What? Yeah. The fuck? Dude, I hit it off with Muslims, man. That's what I mean. They love me. You're a big personality.

Yeah, you're, see, you, I'm a big personality with the blue collar every day, man. You're a big personality with these fucking jerk-off fucking, uh... No, these jerkoffs. Ties and fucking... That's right. Yeah, the job's right. We were telling Bobby outside. That's true.

Me and Christine were saying the Bobby outside that, remember, we would go out, we would just smoke break and we just have to count how many times people stopped and just called Dan Maffee Yeah The people he hates the most He hated them Loved them Of course he did

And he's one of them You played one on TV McPhee Oh my God a guy breaking stride In a three-piece suit to come dapp up Dan Was the funniest thing in the world And Dan's wearing a dusty road shirt He's wearing a dusty road shirt

Mom jeans and some guy in a fucking three-piece suit and a fucking monocles running over to tell him how much he loves him. Some douchebag that wants to talk about ripple and ex-R-P your dad and they're like, what? Has no idea. Yeah. Explain a short squeeze in the

financial game again. The more I look at this picture of you, Bob, that last year, Skangfuss, you're an obese Pennywise. Wow. Four he turns. There's nothing obese about this picture. It's gigantic.

No, it's the outfit. It's the outfit, sure, but it doesn't flatter him. No, it's what he's talking about? It's the puffy on. Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay. It's the outfit. Short King is missing. He's taking a shot.

He's taking a shot because he had to... I don't think you are. I'm saying that's the way they drew you. Hey, Jacob, it's all right, man. I understand that I'm no longer part of your little gang anymore, and you bummed out. I understand it, dude. Christine, do me favor for Jacob's sake? Is that flattering?

Can you go on either side of Bobby's, of the body down there with your fingers on the screen here? It's not fat, no, no, of its sides. The red? The red. The red. Underneath the end of November. Oh. I don't know what you call the pennywise collar.

You call me obese. That is like saying the N-word to a fat guy. I didn't draw it. Yeah, why don't you type that down? No, but you're implying that they made Bobby obese because that's the funny thing is to make him obese, but I'm showing the costume is so wide. Look, look, no, no.

The red and the blue right there are his sides. They didn't make him fucking heavy at all. I'm not heavy at all. What you're seeing is the arms. I can't say he's lashing out. He's lashing out. Okay, but the lettering is covering everything you want me to see. You're lashing out.

You made an assumption because you're hurt because you're the smallest guy in the fucking room. Why would... You didn't grow, Bobby. I'm grew. You bought a lie. What are you talking about? You're wearing your lies on your feet. A lie that you want.

Yes, that's right. You don't live that lie. I won't live the lie like you will. I don't embrace the lie like you do. I feel fantastic. Look how tall I am. I wasn't going to get them. I had no intention.

Now I kind of want them. You want them, dude. They feel good. I've actually, I've actually shrunk a little bit. I'm 6-2 now, but I'm 6-4 with fame. God damn it. But my street fame puts me at about 6-4. That's what happens when you're the man.

It's the cost of being the man. What did the guy say yesterday? I don't like how Jacob attacked you for being. You couldn't be less obese here. No. I don't know how you're accusing me of making a knockware. I cannot see his waist from... But why are you assuming...

But you're, fuck off. Can we agree on that one? That's a big fat robot. All right, we agree on this one. Fat robot is obese. But you're trying to attack Flaming Bob Dandy. Flaming Bob Dandy is not fat. Flamingham Dandy is fucking awesome.

Fat robot. Do you know much more expensive fat robot would be to build? Yes. Yeah, it doesn't make sense that they made a fat robot. With the cost of tin? And they gave me a microphone from the 30s. Yeah, well, it's from space also. That's a space microphone.

Yeah. For your space tits. I always forgot about your giant space flap tits. I didn't even notice my space flap tits. They gave you flap tits and fucking pepperoni nips. What the fuck? There's actively trying to make him. There is a conspiracy.

That is an obese robot, for sure. Obesyce robot. Flaming Bob Dandy was removed from history. And they made me into Miami Vice Gay fucking Bobby. You like the picture. You look it. But I think if we would have had a chance to see Flaming Bob Dandy, I think at first you would have been like, what the fuck?

I think we could have convinced you into Flaming and Bob Dandy. First of all, no, you wouldn't. I would have took Flaming Bob Dandy. I would have took Flaming Bob Dandy. You don't know that about me. If I say you Flaming Bob Dandy, it would have been a thing. No, it wouldn't have been. I would have loved Flaming Bob Dandy.

No, you would have needed people to talk you into it. You made me into Bobby Josh Adam Mearson. That's a sexy Bobby. It's sexy. Robert Adam Myers. But Flaming and Bob Dandy. I'm sexy to men, but sexy. I like Flamin' Bob Dandy

Flaming of Bob Dandy's got something to say I don't know what that cock microphone He's got in the other picture Why is his microphone so long It's got extenders on it He always liked men Your pursed lips on the picture on the road You have pursed lips

They made me gay Any way you shake it That is Bobby's pose I want you to get me that outfit For this year Skank Fest I'm wearing it Flaming Bob Dandy Flaming Bob Dandy

Flaming Bob Dandy's making Really? One million percent I can get it A hundred percent I'm making it Flaming and Bob Dandy's coming Fuck yeah That might be a Josie Mocelynne.

I know Mike I was like I have a person I'm going to send this to right now She's currently doing She's currently doing suits Ferrari I'm gonna do I'll do the walk The Skankfest Walk as Flaming and Bomb Danny Buddy

And then and then I think you do have to Flamed Bob Danny the Bonfire show I will Flaming Bob Dandy I'm going to be walking around I'm going to be in the cigar lounge As Flaming Bob Dandy I might be your lovely assistant

I might be Flaming Bob Dandy's lovely assistant. What are you going to dress? I don't know. I might have one of those fucking little bunny tails on my ass. But I should have a little collar on you? Yeah, and I'll be bear bear bear bear. I'm your bear bear bear. You're my bear bear. You keep me on a leash. Yes. I like that. I like that. And I make you give paw. Oh, buddy. Yes, dude, you are a flaming, a homosexual drag queen. And I am your slave. Yeah. I like that. I like that. I love it. I'm your slave boy. And you got to call me a bear bear bear. Yeah, Bear Bear Bear Bear. Bear.

This is Bear Bear, and I go, roar. I'll roar. Yes. That's going to be fun for an hour, and then we'll be like, look, we've got to get out of this. It's totally fine. I will totally sit there with a leash on my neck of tethered to you the entire show. Do you know how perfect that hair thing would fit on my bald head? Yes.

Oh, my God. It frames me in. So nice. I can't wait to see the appearance of Flaming Bob Dandy. Flame Bob Dandy might be like one of the hits. of the festival. Flaming Bob Danny? In New Orleans?

I should write a whole five-minute set as Flaming Bob Dandy. Please. Please. Flaming Bob Dandy. And we got to find you a catchphrase. Like, you got to like,

hmm. No. That's my catchphrasing. I do it. Hey, guy, you know what I'm saying? I got to pop. Flaming Bob Dandy. Fat robot really just still bugs me.

It should. That that was even considered Fat Bob. It should be the reason you think you and Christine will never be as close as you could have been. Yep, that's true. Like there's always a sticking point will be that. Yeah, bring up fucking blind old Bob Elixir, Kelly.

Bring up him. The point is, though, with all these, that Christine is the last... Yep. Yep, you were there. What's the word I'm looking for? If it doesn't, if she's not there, this all gets through. No, but she's there, and it would have went through if I didn't go, no. I sent the email that gave him the art.

that's right for me the last line of defense was the word I was looking for and I missed it yeah a lot she's the for me she would be the last wait that's not the one you want they gave Bobby a plan B and a double-sided dildo staff yeah they he's going to use

on this girl yeah they gave me a that doesn't look like that it looks like he's a fucking weird gay priest who walks around the double side of dilda and what is the can what am I holding you're gonna you're gonna give that girl plan B so she doesn't get pregnant I'm 55 I'm not getting anybody pregnant and if I do they have a hair lip and a fucking sister on their back

yeah it's not happening you guys that's why they want the plan B you know what it is they always make me into some gay guy too I always someone I have a I have a I have a like a hint of gay and everything they do I feel it's with some people in my life there's some people my life I feel this way about some people have it in for you yeah and they don't even know it I think they do I don't know if they do I think they're like no no we're cool but there's something they have something it's and I don't know, something about Lewis hires artists. Yep. That got something with you.

Now, they might just be reflecting Lewis as something with you. It's, I guarantee there's some type of whisper in somebody's here from Lou Dogg that goes, hey, from the old diggy. Make, do me a favor. Make sure Bob's is fucked up or fat or gay or something like that. 100%. Really? Yeah.

Something he whispers in there, hey, do me a favor. Make mine look badass. Make Jay look awesome. make Skinny Dave look like a Navy seal and make Bobby look like a fat robot. Do you think that's because... Do you think that's because you chat GPT the forward in his book that you wrote?

First of all, I didn't chat GPT. Yeah, we read that forward at the festival. It couldn't have been more like, good guy. At one point, I guessed the next line. Did you know that? I one point I was reading along Bobby's Ford and he goes, he goes, Lewis is the kind of guy that doesn't like, you know,

take no for an answer. And I was like, the kind of guy that gets up in the morning and says, how are we going to attack the day? And then the next line was like, and he never stays down. He always gets up and, but I'm like, holy shit. Literally said the line verbatim.

Oh, I forgot when they made Bobby a fucking twink alien also. Can I just say something, though? There's no middle ground between fat robot and then this. There's no like, hey, can you just make me? You didn't have to. Why does he have dark nips,

strapped dress on. Because there's a conspiracy. Where? Where he's wearing a spaghetti strapped dress with see-through nipples? Right there. You keep moving it. Yeah, that. This here?

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. We're talking about. Those are robot arms. No, those are tattoos. First of all, that's like I'm, you don't have to make me too skinny. You can make me in the middle.

I'm in the middle skinny. I'm not skinny. I'm fine. But why do you have to be gay or fat? Yeah. Christine, why do you think the artist makes Bobby have to be gay or fat? I think this is right in the middle and he makes this too. Once in the middle.

Well, first of all, okay. It is, but again, you wouldn't be having any of this. Bobby has no leg to stand on if they just did anything that would make the face look like Bobby Kelly instead of just basic bald guy. You can just, anyone could draw. Yeah, it looks like I look like every Yankee fan ever. Yes. That's what I look like.

A firefighter. Just like a guy. Yeah, I'm every guy in York. It doesn't look like you, but there's, there's enough uniqueness to Bobby fan ever. face to get his face. Thank you. I have uniqueness in my face. All they got was the bags. And also, can I just say something? You just made poo come out. That's how angry. No, I don't want poo come out. I'm sorry. Buddy, here's what bugs me too is that everybody's jerseys, like if you look at Leves, it's tight, it's fitted. They gave me, look at my arm. Look at how wrinkly.

I have nice shoulders, man. I have, if anything that I have that's good is my arms and my shoulders and my lips. Wait, which picture you're talking about? Look it. The one on the right? The one on the right for this year, Skank Fest. They gave me some wrinkly, oversized jacket. No.

No, Bobby, the jacket's cool. No, but look at my arms. Look at my arms. They could have tightened that up a little bit. Look how broad your shoulders is. Man, Bobby, you're a vampire hunter, not a fashion model. No, the picture looks awesome except it's not you. It would be a cool character and a cartoon.

But they made me the old vampire hunter who is helping the new vampire hunter become a vampire hunter by giving him elixirs yeah i want i'm you yeah godfather what you can't be the godfather and be a young buck will make me listen bobby you used to be a double-sided dildo carrying priest who would give women abortion medicine but and don't forget the fat robot with saggy fucking pepperoni tits right then though you found your true calling in life elixir wielding vampire hunter yeah i don't i don't get any of it now look i'm not going to throw you under the bus here, okay? But every year, your photos, as they should be, are fucking insane. There's no question. You've never not looked better than... I actually look. Yeah, for sure. You know what I'm

saying? In these, when you have creative license, you can choose to do what you want. You don't have to make somebody look... Oh, that sucks. Yeah, that was not good. That was terrible. That was, that was that was actually using one of my worst pictures too that was just taken by some guy that uh Chris Italia I'd rather be Bob Dandy's gonna do your headchance for you Bob Dandy looks way better than that oh Bob Dandie was kind of a fat robot too where they made you a fat astronaut yeah I was a fat astronaut yeah they really did give you a triple X space suit I think he just posted it To me? Oh, yeah.

Or maybe we had it redone. I don't know. I would say as a vampire hunter... The problem is a lot on me. If we're going with vampire lore, a vampire hunter, elixirs are completely useless, so it doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make sense. You use elixirs on who?

Who? I don't know. Witches. Which is. How can we ever get a picture of the bonfire crew in a thing? That'd be a good one. The bonfires there. Yeah, how can we do that?

We have Jacob could be a little cat. We don't really do them for the podcast, but we, in radio shows, but we can. You have no respect for performers, though. They're performing at the show. Yeah, they are. And you're part of the show, and it's part of your crew. There's never been a bonfire skankfest photo that we could have. Ever once.

Ask Lewis about it. Do you think it's because there's not enough room next to Bobby and Me's fat robot and fat to fit the rest of the crew? Because I would argue, I would understand the real estate on a tapestry that big would be a lot. I came across an awesome Jacob picture from Skankfest. I sent it to him. He didn't say anything. First of all, you don't, do you have to run by every, you guys run the festival.

Can we just be honest about that? You run it. You and Becca, Rebecca, run it. Christine? No, you have to ask Lewis. Everything? Yeah. Everything goes by you, Lewis.

Wow. Jesus Christ. I'd watch out from both of them, yeah. I'd watch out for both of them. Well, me and Lewis will say Rebecca. They'll say Christine. I mean Rebecca will say Lewis. It just goes around and around.

All right. Until nobody answers your question. Unbelievable. Well, I just want it tightened up. That's all. I just want to tie a jacket. And I want a weapon. I told you you're going for the lead filter.

And also, because I don't think Christine understands her now. Can you make it for Christ's a little bit taller? Look how tall Bobby is. I mean, come on. Come on. He's almost touching the ex with his head. Go stand next to Bobby and let him dominate. I don't want to upset him.

Let him dominate you fucking physically. Get over there and be dominated. Oh, my little kids. Come here, my little guys. This is all along. Oh, oh. Look at this teeny little crew. Come stand next to Gulliver.

Am I nothing right? Stop trying to get up. Come here, Jacob. Look at all these little guys. All right, Christine, you might want to dip down a little tiny bit because you are towering over Bobby. She has high heels on. Right, she did say that. So if you could, if you could kneel down, you'd kneel down about, I don't know, foot.

Oh my God, he's bullying Bobby right out of the... Christine showed her head over Bobby's head. Well, all the reason you get any ass is because you tall. I... It's because you tall. I'm taking Max. I'm taking Max in June, primitive camping. Oh, yeah?

We're going to go up the mountains. and you find a spot and you make camp and you know no nothing right take a woman make her yours no there's no women it's just me and max use her to breed but i said hey maybe ari will bring ari and he goes this is what max said he goes yeah i'd love that but he's probably going to show us his penis yeah that's what max said i was like yeah you're probably right buddy man uncle ari is known huh yeah uncle harry is known what is this first thing christine you got a wiener in the email this morning? Oh my God. Yeah, or the guy messaged me something else and I just saw it, but I just sent it to the group. I used to tweet them, but since you called out to have people send them to me,

it feels bad. So I just sent him to the group. Sitting there having coffee with Dawn talking about our day, all of a sudden this thing flops out of my phone. Oh, my God. Yeah, I said if I get dick picks, we all get dick picks. Yeah, well, thank you very much. You're welcome. Really, I think it's a video. It doesn't flop around a little? I didn't push the, I didn't push the button. We can bring it up here to see it? Yeah, you can bring it up. How can a penis be that big? I like to see a flop around penis. Are you saying you sent into the group because you're like, if I have to deal with it, you have to deal with it?

No, it is a picture. Do you hate dick pics? Oh, God. I guess it depends. Listen, if they're solicited or I want them, that's nice. But that, I'm like, do I not like dicks? Like, that sucks. That's pretty.

Like, I thought I liked dicks. What does it say? He's annoying me. I'm a huge fan of you in the bonfire. That's got massive cock. It's a massive cock. It's a massive cock. It pretty has, like, uh,

it's too big sure yeah I'll accept that it's too big and he's very thin it's it's it's actually but this upsetting Christine is what uh surprise not upsetting you but maybe yeah I just thought everything should see oh no but you're sharing it with like if I have to deal with everyone's got deal it not like check out this huge awesome dick yes it's not what you're doing no I'm sending it like hey guys I don't know if that dick's gonna make anyone's day you did know that you did know what to make my day I mean, except for my own boyfriend, but the rest of you. I know he's a size king.

I know Jay likes a nice swinging dick. He does. Jay loves a nice swinging dick. Yeah. That's true. This guy, though, he looks very, here's the thing with this dick. It's perception, right? It's perspective.

I don't know about that. I'm just trying. I'm just trying to come over excuses. I mean, I think it's like hitting his fucking. Is it on the screen yet? It's hitting his knees. No, I have to find it on my. He's a real thing.

thin guy and he's he seems small. Whatever you gotta tell yourself, dude. Yeah, my dick would probably look like that on that body. I mean, I mean, no, this is, I mean, it has, this is why the swing has three different swings. Yeah. It has shaft swing, mid swing, and then tip swing. Oh, it's literally, it's whipping.

It's going in three different directions on the swing. Or is it just doing that move like, like if you give me a pencil, I can do it, where the pencils going floppy, but it's not, it's optical illusion. Yeah. The, yeah, dude, this thing is... Christine, why am I not looking at this cock yet? Because I don't know my Instagram password. I'm trying to figure it out.

No, they're Instagram. It's swinging dick, one, two, three. I love cocks. I love Cox 69. Yeah. You know how much I love Cox 69. It's so easy, though, to send that pick. Like, if I was to send a pick to Christine of my penis, that's taking a risk.

That's taking a chance. High risk. Yeah, this guy, low risk. Extremely low risk. No risk. Big huge. I just thought this would be something that Chris Deeman go. Oh, nice.

A guy wanted me to see his big, huge cock. Like, if I sent the, if I was naked in the camera and I pushed my belly button and then my penis popped out like a mushroom, that's a risk. Dude, I get DMs sometimes. And it's just a guy being like, hey, look, here's a video of me and my chick and she's sucking my dick or something. Great. I get none of that.

It's not all the time in a baby stretch. Or just like a random girl. It's like, I know you like naked pictures, so here's a naked picture. And it could be from an abominably terrible-looking person. And I still go, oh, though, but hey, can I just say something real quick? Yeah. I love naked pictures. Well, you've got to say that more.

Yeah, but people have said to me, dude, this cigar is great. Have you tried it? Okay. Yeah. Here's a new watch. Yeah, I mean. My wife's really hot, by the way, is when you know that. I'll be gentlemen are emailing you.

He's like, now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go send Jay a picture of my wife's asshole. Hey, here's a new watch I just picked up Now if you'll excuse me I have to go My wife's gonna go take a fucking piss on camera for Jay I want some titty picks I want some

Gash Save your tits Straight gash For this guy Hard fat wang for Christine And big floppers Big floppers for Kelly To dandy bob

Yeah I'm pussy butthole Bobby's tits Christine's wang And boy butt and man asses also you can just send Christine she seems to be upset by your dick pics so I guess start just sending your asses

male asses but make sure you spread it open as far as you can she likes to see deep inside Christine in hindsight would you prefer male asses or dickpicks okay well I guess keep it to dickpicks then fellas What if shit to giggles if you feel like it Why is that though? What?

No one's curious about somebody's ass but we're all curious about their dicks She said, I don't want dick picks, but now she's saying I take it over an assing. She's just trying to look good in the eyes of God. But an ass-pick is like... Asshole pick, Jacob, not ass. No, he said ass-pick. Bobby said spread-open.

I'm going to send a pick. You don't send just the ass cheeks. What are you going to do? You got to take your thumb in your index and open it up and then actually do like a puppet show. Hey, Christine, how are you? Yeah, do it until those fucking, uh, those road lines are fucking flat. Gotcha. Spread assholes are for gay men.

Yeah. That's who wants to see that. Also, cocks are too, but Christine likes cocks like a gay man. Do you get that little? Pretty sure it's clean. Oh, man. Thank God. Finger my ass, that's for love.

It's edited. Oh, yeah, you can't do shit. Christine, how long do I have to sit here not looking at this guy's cock? You saw it. I'm trying, I can't get into my... I feel like Rebecca would have enjoyed that penis picture more than Christine did. Luckily, that guy had me in his life to make him feel good about that. fucking dong.

Hey, I sent it to you, and you didn't even respond. I don't. You're too busy to look at the Bonfire group text. Yeah, you really don't. No, I do when I can. Mm-mm. Yeah. No, you don't.

You're missing don't. I am upset. I miss that don't. You're missing don't. But I was happy to see it for the first time with you as a team. Isn't it nice to watch somebody open a present in front of you? You know what, Jay? The joy of giving the gift is watching the person enjoy it.

You know what? It does suck. I came in knowing what it was. I wish I saw for the first time. You already made your peace with it. You already, you know, you've been like, all right, that exists in the world. I'm going to meet this guy at a show and know that I'm shaking hands with a man who has a three times the size cock with me. I had to open in front of dawn and pretend I wasn't fascinated.

I had to go, I got to tell Christina stop doing this. I'm going to go in the other room and text her. I guess if anyone wants their, you know, Dick to be admired by Jay, send them my way. Yeah. Boob. Yeah. Send them. And if you have any boobs, please stop sending them to Jay and send them to me.

I just want pussy and asshole. Jay. Jay only likes. Right down the barrel. Right down the double barrel. It's not but we'll keep it. What a fun show. What a funsy one.

Are we done? Yeah, buddy. Get the fun. Really? We are done. Well, we're done for the day. We're done for the show. says we're done, we're fucking done.

Lou, we're done. You know what? You are the man. You are the man. Bobby Kelly's going to be at hilarities in Cleveland, Ohio, May 15th, and 16th. Stanford, Connecticut on May 21st, and after that, New Orleans, Mobile, Alabama, Long Island, Austin, Texas, all on deck. I should do Dandy Bob tour while I'm in when I'm down in New Orleans. Yeah, test run it.

Test run it. Test run Danny. Flaming Bob Dandy. For tickets and all of us tour, it's go to PunchUp. Live slash Robert. Kelly's YouTube page at Robert Kelly Comedy. And of course, like clockwork every Tuesday night. Not this last Tuesday night. No. But every other Tuesday night, 7 p.m. The Fat Black Pussycat Lounge at the Comedy Cellar.

And Big Jay, he's going comedy connection in Providence this weekend. One of my favorite clubs. He's going to be there this weekend, April 30th through the second, right? And then after that, he's going to be in Los Angeles for Story Wars. And he's got a show out there, too. He's going to be doing a lot of stuff out there for Netflix. He's a joke fest. And he's heading back to Austin after that for tickets and tour dates.

Go to bigjeecom. YouTube.com slash at Big J. O'Kerson for his live show and a special. And make sure you send those butt picks. Send them all over. Puss and butt. Puss and butt. Well, pussy butt hole. Titty's the Bobby.

Yep. Your big, huge fat, Monster Cox, Christine. And all of the above to Jacob. and flood Jacob with all of those things. Flood it. The Bollire at SeriousXN.com. And make sure you do this Skankfest, New Orleans, November 13th through the 15th. Montegra World.

Badges are on sale right now. It's going to sell out. So please go to skankfest.com and get your tickets right now. It's going to be epic. It's going to be epic. And also, of course, keep reminding you, Ari Shafir's new storytelling show. He did the coolest thing with the show, just the way he's like making it with all the comics are involved. Everyone promotes it. Everyone's

making money off it. He's the right thing. He's fucking awesome. His new storytelling show The End is currently out. $6 an episode. You could buy them all in one shot for $30. Seven seats. Seven episodes. Seven episodes. It is probably the

I can't believe the comics he's got on this. All your favorite comics. They're all I would say, how would she put it? Shock Comics. Shock comedians. Shock comedians. It's almost exclusively shocked comedians. Yeah, it's all shock comedians.

So that's not your... If you're looking for a Lenny Marcus, you're not going to find it. No, you're not. It is unbelievable. Also, if you're looking for a Louis J. Gomez, you're not going to find it. Oh, it's been a real point of contention.

We'll catch you guys. Next... Oh, I won't be here next week. You won't be here, but... Oh, I love you. I'm going to be calling in, though. Calling in. Colin Quinn's coming. We've got Rich Voss.

We've got some special guests, so it's... We'll hold down the fort while you here. giving you live updates from Netflix, and we're going to be off the week after that. We're off the week. Ooh. And then we're back, yeah? And then we're back.

Yeah. Have a great weekend, guys. Peace.