The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Orange Peels

Episode Date: April 30, 2025

Everyone except Jacob loves "Fire Woman" by The Cult and they sing it loudly to try and convince him. Jay wants to grow his hair out like Jim Morrison and Bobby tries to convince him to take a chance and try it. Bob thinks the lead singer of Deftones looks like George Lopez now. Jay and Bob must use the term "Orange Peels" because they bowed down to censorship from their producers. Christine wants to see Blink 182 in concert without Jay. Bobby explains WrestleMania and the beauty of wrestling in hopes of making Jay a fan. Part 2 of Big Jay's Crowd Work Special "They" is out now on YouTube! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, the bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly. Oh Wait Come on fire Wow, that's your talk serious xm103 we can start the show every day with that That might be our new theme song People were in the car right now just screaming that song. Oh, they were enjoying it so much How do you not like fire woman by the cold using their little air freshener as a symbol? No one knows those words Twisting like a something on a flip-flap something. It's got every cool rock thing ever in a song and a guy just he just acts and sings like Jim Morrison it's a perfect unbelievable I mean come on and then he became Jim Morrison and the worst thing now also

okay okay okay okay okay I'm gonna flash they meant so much to me everybody's everybody oh my god do you know like the doors to Bobby? I love the door. He knew how to work that dance dude. Turn it up. He has a silky Dracula hair. His hair is the shit. Would you get him drunk? Get one where he's good. Yeah, he has some problems for sure. He has some problems, yeah. He's nervous. It's also not his audience. Yeah, he's a little fat, a little heavier there. Go to the video. The video is the coolest looking thing. locked in on your mind. He's a little heavy go to the video. The video is the coolest. He's so Jim Morrison Then this song was everything to me when it came out I didn't know she I went backwards To me this was the one that's caught me on MTV MTV did his job are so good his hair everything a little creepy a little dark

But then doing that whole like Native American Jim Morrison thing and his voice sounds very look he became the singer Of the doors 2000 they did it I Can't believe they had like a audition process for that with that album member right on VH1 They had a bunch of different singers and then they while in right and then they decided to keep Him as the guy like that seemed like they should've been the choice to get the guys wants to be Jim Morris And then he went on tour with them and I saw them How's that it was pretty damn good for what it's gonna be right? Yeah, Max Weinberg was on drums because Densmore was did not want to do it

now is Is that what happened to this band that that broke him up or they just know they'd be constant problem. They hate him I think he's a consummate problem the lead singer. I think he's in one of them impossible to Ian Asbury, right? Yeah, like I watch all those like short little rock documentaries and it's like there's plenty of like Jesus He go to Rock and roll true stories and just type in the cult It'll just be like the cult fucks up terrible performance fights a fan sues a fan No one's ever had a good word to say about yeah, but look at those fucking Morrison moves. I

Love that. I love that whole album is at Allen's Boots, I was this close to go... I didn't even go over to look. I was only this close to looking, because I can't... I'm not going to describe it, but Allen's Boots has the just-over-the-pants. Leathers. No, like the Jim Morrison cult-style belt. Oh.

That just... It's not through loops. It's just a... It's a coutrement. It's a coutrement to to hang like just above your ass Yeah, and I I didn't though you'd have to get a regular belt and then have a coutrements belt Overhead no ass buddy. I need an actual belt for sure. You can do that I have seen people and over the pants belt dude. I almost I thought about it Yeah, you should get in the coutrements belt you'd be look good in that belt dude I almost I thought about it yeah you should get in a Coutremont belt you'd be look good in that I do want leather pants though but I don't

have an ass either I'm so worried about how my dick and balls will feel in leather pants I think it would be so cool to get leather pants that fit like you'd have to fit your legs kind of go down straight you know me and you were not built for leather pants because we both have the same issue No matter what happens to her how much we get it together We're gonna be no listen to me. No, we're always gonna be no Like a meatball You don't want to have tiny little legs with this weird fucking upper body

It doesn't make sense if they make the leather pants the waistband, like elastic. Okay, now you're not talking about cool leather pants anymore. You're talking about leather sweats, which is a weird thing to have. I need drawstring for leather pants. I mean, look at Jim Marsden, he'll rock in those shits.

Do they have fat guy leather pants? Christine, I wouldn't look good with an over the pants, with just a belt for accoutrement. Here's what you do. You just have to wear a belt, so that is a funny look. We get leather pants, Jay, and we get the accoutrement? Here's what you do. You have to wear a belt, so that is a funny look. We get leather pants, Jay, and we get the accoutrement belt, but then we get the shirt that tucks in

but hangs out a little bit like a little foofy. Yeah. So it hides our little foofy. Would you settle for white jeans? No. Because that's another thing of problem. No, because I'm a slob and I drink too much coffee. Well, by the new they look like pants. Leather pants look like shit.

Leather pants are not doing you any favors either. Black leather fat dude pants, fat people in leather pants. There's gotta be a fat guy that had leather pants. I'll tell you what I hate is that Jim Morrison, all of his, again, it's one of those looks, and I'm sure you've had this with Eddie Vedder, when you idolize a rock star, the way I did Jim Morrison for so many years,

he's got some really cool looking phases, not necessarily great times of his career, but where he looked cool, but all the best performances are when, brown leather pants and short hair was the shittiest look for him, but he rocked that a lot. He rocked, but he still looked good, what's that?

No, Jim Morrison with long hair, with no beard. Young with long hair was the coolest looking thing in the fucking world. I don't wanna look like a fat Star Wars Wars. I'm not sure what you're doing Are you putting Bobby in the he could not pull off the Jim Morrison look when he got fat who look terrible fat Doing the Jim Morrison look when he was fat who actual Jim Morrison. Yeah, Christine go to long long 27 he died 27

He died. 27. I could wear those. I could wear those. Fat has no age. Can I wear those? He would have grown out of that. They have in 5XL. I don't want 5XL.

It's probably what you need in the measuring for leather pants. Yeah, long hair Jim Morrison fucking ruled. I kinda like court case on trial, Jim. Oh, I don't mind the beard, but look at that right there. Were you singing? Where? No, you went right past it, over, right there? I mean come on. What a good-looking, dude

His long hair ruled. He was already a fall-down drunk of a mess before he even became famous because when he was in college They have a lot of people telling drunk stories about Jim. So like he didn't create that Rockstar idol thing. He was already a drunken mess. No, he was a problem for sure. Yeah, from the get go. I think he was like a drug addict shit head is what it was. But man, did I love Jim Morrison. Why don't you grow your hair like that?

I would. Why don't you? This is gonna be so bad in between my scruff, the scruff times. Yeah, in the middle when you look like a lesbian. Every time I say I'm gonna do it, there's some haircuts I get where I'm like, I'm just gonna let it start going now,

and then I go, I don't know, man. You have the other awkward part, Les, but what, six months to a year? At least. Yeah, but you could do it, too. You gotta, you gotta, golden handcuffs right now with this job. Don't worry about it.

Whatever you lose in fans, you'll gain back when you get the hair back ten times fold. You understand that? Yeah, maybe just try long hair one more shot. You should do long hair one more shot, but fluff it up. Don't do the stringy rock thing you had going. No, my long hair was beautiful. But you should fluff it like his.

Well, he has wavier hair than I have. Yeah, but you can wavier. You always get him curled. Let me get your fingernails done. Why down watch you put some curlers in your hair I'm not gonna get my hair curled buddy. You'll do your eyebrows and your fingernails, but you won't curl your hair I don't have to curl it starts curling at the bottom my long hair at its longest was fucking dope whether you like long hair Not a subjective, but the hair itself was well taken care of it was nice, but it was a little A little what's that word? I'm looking for

Yeah, it was greasy. What? It was, look at it, it's thin, it's like, it's limp. No, like here it's great. Where? You know what I did fucking? It's. Jimmy Fallon, it's not greasy at all, dude. It's not greasy, but it's flat, it's, what do they call that?

I like that, I like the hair to hang if it's gonna happen. I want it to be like Jim Morrison. You don't know what it's gonna be because that's a young man's head right there. It's also I have no idea what's gonna my hair will come in a whole different texture now possibly and all the product you've been using You don't know what's gonna happen. I say try though. I Don't even want I don't even want hair that long anymore Lou always says something weird and then he goes no, but do it. I love it You read it the answer you don't, I love it. Hey man, I'll compliment you right at the end

so you don't get mad at me. Hey Jay. I don't even mean hair that long. You might have pub head, but you know what, try it. I love it, man, we'll see what happens. I'm with you all the way. If hair ends me. I don't think if I grow it long,

I would grow it long for that again, like the down my shoulders. No, you can't because I think that's why. I think more like a Bradley Cooper long, where it's just combed, like, you know, it can I I think that's why I think more like a Bradley Cooper long Where's just combed like you know it's like a? wavy and longer, but like here long, but let me ask you question Rejecting what I'm saying to you. I think if you go let it go like Jim Morrison right no Right there. Well. Yeah, that's what I'm saying the one right there. We've got the yeah, yes

And you feel it fluff it up a little bit Well, it's what I'm saying the one right there where he's got the yeah, yes, and you Fluff it up a little bit But that's fluffed You know what I want here's the word volume he has no volume in the top of his head I'm thinking volumes at the bottom. I'm thinking a Bradley Cooper in A star is born. Yes, but not after a drunken stupor. No, no, no, right here when he's playing, when he's playing music and, no, that's good.

No, that's slimy. Like the desperado look. Desperado banderas? Yeah, he had that hair. I can't remember that kind of texture. Hair, he's a Mexican. I want you to fluff it a little bit. Get a little texture into it little volume you need volume

Yeah, yeah, like like there like volume. Oh, I like that. That's how my old hair was no Salma Hayek Okay, fair enough I think you should grow your hair dude. I think Writing up number one. I do worry that you and DJ Lou are conspiring as bald people just make me do something stupid with my hair You got a healthy scalp. Do something with it. Jay. Mm-hmm. Lou, he's on to us. He's on to our bald meetings. Mm-hmm.

Jacob just joined the club. He's a little premature, but he's coming. Yeah, dude, get in on it. We'll see, we'll see. It'd be funny if Christine just took her hair off, it was a wig. Jay, grow your hair. We'll see. I did enjoy not putting like, products in my hair, like to style it.

And just products in my hair to smooth it. Well wouldn't it be great to be able to put a little scrunchie in, and do have a different bunch of style? Yes, well I'd like to see right there, is like, good length for what we're talking about, but my face couldn't have been fatter I mean, dude, you can't it doesn't maybe that's what made your hair straight you

Yeah, your weight actually stretch your hair fat face pushed my hair out possible Wow, dude, you've My face looks kind of different from that doesn't it dude you look so much you look so much sexier than that Thank you. We were both fatties. Oh, yeah If you are gonna do it you should do it now old guys with long hair does not is not a good look I know I disagree Looks good. Okay, the dude from Sons of anarchy Kurt Sutter, you know the dude that was in Road House, what's his name? Sam Elliott. Sam Elliott looks fantastic.

Sam Elliott. What? Can't compare him to any other human being. Why? He has long hair and he's old. Sam Elliott. That guy's fucking gorgeous, Jay. If you had that, I'd suck your ass. Absolutely correct.

I mean, Bruce Dickinson let his hair grow out. It looks terrible now. Is it long? Yes. Bruce Dickinson? That's stupid. Like 1985, light hair now. He had dumb hair when he had hair long always.. Is it long? Yes. Like 1985? He had dumb hair when he had long hair. Can you go back to that guy right there? Look at that.

See how he has volume? I just want you to have volume. Yeah, that's too much volume, Bobby. Is that Charlie's Angels volume? That's a crazy amount of volume that I will not ever put into my hair. Is that Farrah Fawcett volume? That's the bionic woman volume? I will not put that volume in my hair. That is a gay amount ofcett volume? That's the bionic woman volume? I will not

put that volume in my hair. That is a gay man of volume. I don't know. I like it. Maybe just want you to be, oh, oh. Right. I'm thinking just like a little bit longer all around where I could do something with it, but I'd like to not be putting like a product in my hair. Bradley Cooper now you can pull off. That would look good. You should do that. There you go, Jay. Do that. There I am. That's funny because that's what it might be because you're You can pull off that would look good You should go Jay do that there I am that's funny because that's what it might be because you're old might just be fuzzy just hey Just hey hair pull up Bruce, Bruce Dickinson now. It's just please I want to see that Lead singer of Iron Maiden, I should Christine self report your face to the glass after this

Jake you should know what you should do too, I was thinking about. Brow the coop in my hand? You should do that, but you know what else you should do? Leave Christine for Lady Gaga? No, you should not do that. You wish. Even though she's in Jersey, she lives in Jersey.

Gaga? She does live in Gaga. Maybe we'll cross paths. I'll stalk her like you do the Ryans. Uh-huh, let me ask you a question. Grow your mustache out, grow your beard out, and then get a little twist on the mustache. Why?

I'm not twisting my mustache. Why? You'd get mustache wax. I will not. Why? Why? I'm not putting mustache wax. Why?

I don't know, it looks weird. I never liked that look on anybody. Why? The twisty mustache. Buddy, you look like an old time vaudeville guy. I keep a beard, a reasonable beard that I have. And just grow the hair Bradley Cooper long. Fine, maybe I'll do it.

Do it. I will. I'm gonna do it. You should. I'm gonna do it. And you start dying it Hollywood Hulk Hogan style. Who does your beard again? Uh, guy? There's a new guy.

You don't, don't bring it to you. Oh, you don't. Don't bring it. Jacob. Oh really? I forgot it's over. Well it's don't bring up to him. Oh, you don't bring up to Jacob. Oh really? I forgot it's over. Well it's not over. Nothing's over. His name's Kenny, he's over at City Image.

Yeah, not as good. He takes appointments though, which is pretty dope. But he doesn't talk to you the way he... He doesn't touch me the way I used to get touched. I mean, Black Lou's pissed. Sorry Black Lou. Sometimes you gotta change barbers, bro Black people never understand that they'll die with their barber. Yeah. Well, they know too much

We'll get prison visitations just to go get their hair cut from the same guy because they know too much. They know too much Like the mob You're gonna explain all your whole life to somebody new Who your aunt is what's going on? So now he's grown his hair long I mean my hair and that's to piss off all the old people who he's grown his hair long. I mean, a lot of it looks terrible. And that's to piss off all the old people who can't grow their hair anymore. Oh, I think he's trying to be funny. He's not nailing it. Go up to the picture of him. It doesn't look good.

That's not a good... And that's even better than it really does look... than it looks now. Well, he's got it pulled back there. No, that's not... Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't think the long coming down... I think my hair looked best when it was long, when it's not. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't think the long coming down I think my hair looked best when it was long when it was long because the bottom like curled up I thought it was cool. It looked good to me what I wanted This now you don't know you're so close to looking like a fucking lesbo With certain hair and he's got no facial hair and that gray hair that kind just goes nowhere once I

So close to look like a lesbo and then she brought that photo back up. Oh, well, the Lesbo. Yeah, dude. You look like you have a Suzuki truck and you save dogs every weekend. But I rescue. I'm excited to see Iron Maiden again, though. They're so good live. That old son of a bitch, pilot asshole. Yeah no one likes him either. Another one everybody hates. Well the lead

singers, I mean they're the front man. They're always gonna have the biggest ego right? And they always just showing up with is their fucking voice. Well Bruce Dickinson does the concert then flies the band to the next spot. He's their pilot. How do you not have an ego? How much does it suck? He's incredible. How do you not have an ego when you're like, let's go, you jump in the front seat of a 747? And I think he was almost on the,

he could have been on the Olympic, British Olympic fencing team also if he chose. Why, it must annoy the shit out of like high level musicians in bands who's where the problem of the thing is always the singer Do you know I mean she like man I went to whether it's school some of these guys are classically trained some of them are self-taught, but they really had to master a thing and then you're like and Then the lead singer of puddle of mud is fucking up your chances of becoming multi millionaires because he can't fucking act like not a jerk

Oh, you know I'm saying smash mouth the guys fucking up the band still playing the music I'm sure at high level they're doing everything they did so they promised he would do since the 90s And he's drunk falling off stage gonna be died Ultimately of like drinking and she'd drink himself to death, but these guys are the guys with technically the least Functional talent. Yeah, but it's also, it's the most prevalent talent because their voice is the sound. You can't, you had to go find a Filipino guy that sounded like Steve Perry.

Correct. You can get somebody to play the guitar, you can get somebody to do the drums, everything else is interchangeable. I'm saying your least recognized, most, your least recognized most skilled and Also subject to the personality of the most flamboyant fuck-facing your crew friends Well, because they know that they're that they're out in the front. Everybody's loving them number one pretty much, right?

and you know and your voice is the Stamp of the whole band, But Sebastian Bach, currently, when he goes out and tours, Sebastian Bach, he is the least talented person on stage right now. Now. Now. But when he... The least. But when Skid Row was there, oh, my God, was his voice and his hair and his front...

Yep. He was fucking epic. And all the guys who made the songs, wrote the notes, and did the, no, no, I roll my eyes with you, I understand. I'm just trying to put myself in the perspective of them, like, they wrote the notes, and then he came in and put down the words, sang it,

and it becomes Sebastian Bach's song. That if you get rid of him and have another singer for Skid Row, which they did, no one really gives a shit. No one gives a shit. That's why Prince was such an epic... performer. He wrote, played, did everything, and he sang. Really? And he did... I mean, he's like...

The guy was a modern-day Taylor Swift. Buddy, Taylor Swift is gabbage, but yes, I guess. Sorry, Christine. She, uh... Christine just gave me a fucking... I think she used to write all of her own stuff. Wow, of course she...

And if she still does, she writes really shitty music. But I'll tell you what, I'll never see a Hattie or Swift ever. And the only reason why is we will never ever ever get back together. We will never... There's the only one. Yeah. Listen, Blink-182's got one that I like. What?

One. What is it? Um, What's My182's got one that I like. What? One. What is it? Um, What's My Age Again. I like that song. That's it. I like Blink-182. I like them. You like teenage girls.

I do. I like bands that sing that angst shit. Yeah, we're going to the mall. Yeah. I like that. I've always liked that. Borrowed my mom's car. She's pissed. I'm late. Yeah.

My girlfriend's dad is gonna kill me. They have to sing these lyrics at 60 years old. Yeah. And I still relate to them. Because when I was a teenage I didn't have anybody. Borrowed five bucks from my uncle. I relate to all those words. Stole my mom's friend's car at her wedding. Almost died on a cliff but went back and they were there mad at me.

We danced like jerk-offs in a field. I love it. I like it. I don't know why. And then we all drink stupid booze. They stink. I like them. That kind of music bites shit. I love them. I love them too, Christine.

Travis Barker's genius. Travis Barker is probably- Barker and Tom have the best, I mean they have great stage banter. I'm not going through that, but listen. Christine thinks they're zeppelin. I never said they had great, I don't know about their stage banter, but.

You should see them live, Bobby. I think you'd really love it. I'll go with you to see them. I don't know about this stage banter, but I'll go where you to see them. I'd love it. Yeah. Oh listen a good good good. My name sure Hates me she keeps getting stepfathers that beat me and leave me My mom's boyfriend is a dick He I steal from My mom's boyfriend Is a dick He I steal From my mom's drawers Waiting I wear different colored socks

So you think I don't give a shit I wear sweaters in California What are you gonna wear? A fucking heavy jacket? Oh, no a hoodie A sweater or a hoodie? Where's a hoodie? You should see me blink with a two-mastis work art Hey, what a Tasmanian devil to master so great

What do you say I'm Christine's no fun kicks. What do you say? Christine's no fun kicks. Well, I'm not going to blink 182. I do not want you to go. I'll go I'll go with you. I mean, I'm a probably a little too old to go I'm gonna have to dye my facial hair shave it off No, no, no tie on with nipple tassels. There's not a batch of new young girls going there Well, you are gonna go see is ladies with jowls and fucking baggy necks squeezing into fucking Avril Lavigne clothes my type of porn Baby, absolutely right. It is my type of porn

I'll go there and fuck her floor with all those those cancer freckle chest bitches and have a good time I love a nice chewy elbow. I Love a fat elbow on a woman Expecting that deftones crowd to be as young as young and they were. There was some crazy young hot ass deftones. I mean some turn your head hot ass at that fucking. Dress slutty, which is nice to see after fucking COVID sweat era. It's a TikTok.

It's a TikTok thing though. That was your, that was, can I say something about that crowd? It looked like just you and Christine over and over again. Duplicated. I literally, I walked up to seven different couples and went, hey, I got the wall, oh, not you. Hey, I got, oh, not you.

Hey, I got the, mm, shit. God damn it, there's a lot of black chains and fucking. You're like, holy shit, you guys are Asian, and I thought that was the. A lot of mittens and red hair dye. No doubt, no doubt. But yeah, but he looked young, No doubt no doubt but um Yeah, but he uh, but he was he looked young but his face was fucking old

Who? Man when they did the close-up on his face. I mean he on oh, he looked like you look like George Lopez But let me tell you something Chino Marino was a gorgeous young man. Great name. And then he went through some severe ups and downs, alcohol and drug problems. And he would be sometimes flat out fat. He's been really fat. So his face is a little beaten up by that. But he's always looked, he now,

what's great about it is he's thin, so he looks cool again, but yeah, his face is worse. Yeah, he looks like George Lopez. His face is worse for the wearer. But look at him when he was young, he was a good looking kid. Get a picture of him right now. Oh, yeah. No right now is a different story now He looks like a hundred percent like every other well I wouldn't even do now now is not the best is that all of it is that not judge Lopez or not?

I mean, yeah, no without a doubt But that's him now and I keep you know fuckers Hello fuckers with the depth tones fuckers, dude, you're gonna kick us across the board. I'm is the jungle fuck yourself We'll go by ourselves. There's see ya Hey notice ban home. There you go. There you get to see I mean, that's that's where it's gotten So hey, my name is Gino Marino and I love cookies, right? I love I love tacos and I love Megas, I agree.

Me and Josh Alamein get the Mega. Every time we're in Austin I go and get the Mega. I agree with you Bobby. It looks like this guy should be producing one of your shows over at You Know What Dude. Gino Marino is going to be on the road with Bobby filming. I mean look at him now. Look how good he looks now actually. I look good now but let me tell you something. For a long time I come see me I couldn't run around the stage.

I could sweep, I whip the microphone around there. I tried to eat it all night. And that's what I'm thinking about getting currently Chino Marino hair. No. No, no, no. Current. No. You're not looking at the current. I am looking at current. right over to the right. Nope.

That's current. Yeah, it's a good length. That is? Yeah. I mean, you're watching, you're looking at him sweating. That's a good length. No. I want you to have long hair on the back, man.

I say you grow it. You guys are racist against Mexicans. Yeah, we are. But that's besides the point. Real nice, dude. Dude, I love Mexicans. You don't like Mexicans. You hired Israelis I hired Mexicans to do my work. No, I hired an Israeli to hire Mexicans. That's true. I hired Mexicans to hire Guatemalans. Technically, I hired Christine to hire an Israeli to hire Mexicans.

I hired Dawn to hire a Mexican to hire Guatemalans who had hired El Salvadorians So we were both wise in hiring Christine and Don that's right smart guys. We are smart. That's gonna be my hair. Yeah, I See no, I see on no benefits. You have benefits. Oh, yeah, it's called you live a life of benefits It's called heat and AC. Sorry. AC health insurance. It's called a full fridge You sewed your pussy shut and then I moved you in a house. I think you're getting some benefits They shut down the pussy factory on us They open up the pussy factory to get us and then as soon as they got us

They shut that factory down like a Ford dealership in Detroit yeah and and they did the great white fucking walkout and now we're expected to go on the road and not fucking do anything. It's fine. I'm gonna kill myself. It goes long enough you don't even miss it anymore. I don't even remember what it was like. I know. I don't remember. I don't even know how. I'm like was it ever good. Maybe it was never good Maybe that's why we stopped can ask a question when you fuck do you do circles and you pump in and out I forget I don't know either. Yeah, I'm not first and asked Blue anything you've been banging right? Yes, you pump in and out of circles a little bit of both. Oh

What first? circles circles, okay circles send the pump Oh, a little bit of both. Nice. What first? Pump or circles? Circles. Circles, okay. Circles then the pump. Dibbidi dip. I see on the topic sheet here. Agenda? WrestleMania.

Thumbs down it says. Let me tell you something. Or at least the same night as my special. Didn't realize at the time and I know I have a fan base that that is going to be a struggle on that first night. What do you do first? You got to do WrestleMania live. Yeah.

I'll tell you what. I'm a fan. I love it. I've been following the whole storyline. But who calls this thumbs down? Is this a U-call? I say it's thumbs down. Oh, okay.

That's what I'm saying. No, a lot of people because of what they did. Here's what they did. They had The Rock come in months ago, set this up. Wanted Cody Rhodes so, right? Cena was gonna fight Cody. Cena's last year. This is- Cena went heel.

Cena went heel because of the rock told him to, right? He also went bald. He fixed that, I believe. I don't think he did. Okay, maybe he didn't. I saw back when he first turned heel, it's crazy what's going on right there. I think since then, I think since then something happened. Because I didn't see. I don't think you can get a transplant and keep wrestling.

You can't. I don't think you can get a hair transplant and wrestle next day. I think they sprayed it. They have magnetic spray hair. Oh, he wasn't using it for the longest time. He looked ridiculous. Well, what happened,

they set up this WrestleMania. Now, the WrestleMania used to be one night. Now it's Saturday and Sunday. So they're selling out the arena two nights in a row. 69 of them. And then they're selling out the WrestleMania used to be one night. Now it's Saturday and Sunday. So they're selling out the arena two nights in a row. 69 or 67,000 people a night. It's an epic all-weekend thing. Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Some say it's the Skankfest of wrestling. It reminds me very much of Skankfest. Just not as fun. Not as fun as Skankfest. But Jelly Roll's gonna be a boat. Saturday night, Saturday night was epic. They had a double heel turn with Paul Heyman. Paul Heyman who is, Roman Reigns is,

you know, he's his guy, right? You got CM Punk with Paul Heyman who have history from ECW. They're friends. And then you have Seth Rollins, Seth friggin' Rollins, who they had a three-way match and... Nice. Fuckin' Paul Heyman turns on CM Punk.

In the middle of a three-way? Well, they're supposed to have, he was supposed to be, CM Punk said, listen, you owe me, I want you by my side at, uh, at WrestleMania. Because it was C.M. Punk's first time headlining WrestleMania. It's like this big thing for him.

And he got him this deal, uh, Paul Heyman. So all of a sudden... An all-guy three-way. Three-way wrestling match, Jay. Quote-unquote. No. Wrestling match. They wrestled. Like gay sex. No, it's wrestling. But it, Jay. Quote unquote. No, wrestling match. They wrestle.

But like gay sex. No, it's wrestling. But it's thinly veiled gay sex. I mean thinly, but yes. So, I mean they are rubbing their shit in each other's faces. Yeah, a three way dance they call that. But so what happened, it's so, dude,

it's so funny because wrestling is so fake and the fact that we know it's fake but we still. Spoiler alert. Well, well, it's, you look, it's K-Fab, right? But we know and I love that they let us in on it. Bobby, I believe, and I think I'm crazy here. I think I'm wrong. I've always called it K-Fabe.

K-Fabe, it's K-Fabe, it's K-Fabe. But that, I'm gonna say something right now. Guys, he did it. Guys, I mean, listen, he Jay that is that is so amazing class what you just Christine I mean it was I can't believe man you know you're growing so much and you would have never in front of your eyes you would have never done this with Dan he would have not corrected you he would have done it at this stupid dinner with those guys behind your back.

You were taking the crew out to dinner and shit talk me behind my back. He would have shit talked you with these fucking assholes at Tom Huckabee's, whatever dumb restaurant they go to. Classic soda. Taking the crew out and shit talking to me all day behind my back. I told you to your face, your micro-corrections,

so you'd learn. I worked. And you know what? That was fucking beautiful. I did the work on myself. It's K-fabe, right? Thank you for helping me look inward buddy Thank you for actually trying and trying to make a difference with yourself

Because not only is gonna better my life on this show. It's gonna better all our lives Not Christine You understand now I've taken out on her tenfold at home of course I just don't want to get corrected on every fucking thing she says micro correct macro corrections are about to become girl macro corrections is WrestleMania free on Netflix? No. Peacock. Free on Peacock though. Is it? Yeah. Right now you just get it if you have a peacock suit that That's cool. That's very cool.

But so what happened, and this is so funny, I don't know if you can bring it up, you have to bring up, Paul Heyman, when he turns on, this is how he turns, he turns on CM Punk for Roman. Now Roman is like, okay, great, he's my guy again. And Seth has got his back to him. He gives Roman the chair.

Now, so, but the way he turns, and then he turns on Roman, but he goes underneath and punches them from underneath, like in the, so you're saying it's a gaguz? It's a gaguz. And it's very gay. But what he does do when he punches Roman, he punches him from underneath and then just goes,

and just wiggles his dick around his balls just to make sure he goes under. Here we go. Just to jiggle him up. So he already took out, you see CM Punk behind him. He hit him in the nuts. Now he gives the chair to Roman, and Seth is just standing there.

Now here, this is it right here. Watch what he does. Payback is finally coming to Roman Re. Watch what he does. Look at watch. There it goes. Wait, now watch. Ring the bell, dude. Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling. Yeah, exactly. Ding-a-ling-a-ling.

I saw Paul Heyman and H&H Bagels once and we had a little Philly love for each other. He's the best. He's so over the top. I mean his face is nuts. He looks he looks in such bad health. He's so red I know but he's he's boss hog. Yeah, but he is so perfect for this Ding-a-ling-a-ling Roman Reigns, by the way This was an excuse to have a bad body when this guy's had four bouts with cancer and he's never been more shredded Yeah, I know, he looks great. So he turned on him, went with Seth, which is crazy. He turned on Roman, who is the king,

he's the head of the table, he's the top dog, he's been with him for years, right, as his wise man. The shield. He was with the shield with Seth, by the way. Did you know that? Mm-hmm. Okay, did you? Yes.

You knew he was, all right, so. Well, the night, the one, Christine won't remember this, but the one Monday Night Raw that we went to that we ruined for Dan when we went to the garden with him. Oh, you did? Or Brooklyn. Barclays. Barclays Center. How'd you ruin it?

I didn't mean, I didn't mean I didn't you weren't going to say no no I will not take any blame for this I have no blame for this I went there fully ready to embrace I don't know anything going on do you know I mean I'm trying to follow along with the show I was very into I've been the rest of the bunch when I was younger I thought I think the productions fun I have all the stuff the wrestling the crowd going nuts. It was great Dan Dan Loves he likes to go cut loose and be a child at wrestling which he I wanted him to do

I had no problem and you would see and I know particularly the moment you cut loose the shield comedy jam Yeah, you're a child. Absolutely. You pretty much Grease 3. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a fucking faggy T-bird. I need a cool rider. It really is. It is. If Josh is on a bar like singing fucking Teenage Dropout. That bar thing really meant something to you.

It really did. You loved it. It was pretty great, but it was the gayest thing I've ever seen. Sure. You loved it. It was great. Listen, I loved it, but it was pure gayness. I've ever seen. Sure. You loved it. It was great. Listen, I loved it, but it was pure gayness. It was pure...

Pure rock star. Let me tell you something. No, if it was drinking Bobby, I'd be like, we gotta beat these guys up. We gotta take all these guys out. Start with those two twins. I didn't want to have happens because I'm 12. Bobby was queer bad.

Let's go queer bad. No, I used to love it. So we went. And we were enjoying, I was enjoying the thing very much, but I don't know the stuff that's going on. And then particularly the moment, the one where I really was like,

we're ruining Dan's good time. Did I say something wrong? Why do you got that face? It's all good. What happened? Nothing happened. You gotta cut something out, don't you? No, no, I have to say it.

What'd you say? It's business talk. What happened? Nothing. I gotta cut something out. I have to say it. What'd you say? It's business talk between me. Yeah, I know but you can't in the middle of the show look at him doing anything that way Just throw something off. What did we do? What was it? What was it? We have to make an edit. What'd I say? Yeah, we can't say the f-word. Well say it. Can I say sissybot? Sure. How about Well, say it. Can I say sissybot? Sure. How about, uh, limp ristie? Mm-hmm. How about pinky? Underwears. Yes. Twirly bird.

Those are all great. Okay. Sorry. No, no... I think you can call gay people ch-k. Is that right? You have to edit that? I have to check with Big Jim on that one. Can you call people the wrong slurs? Is that why... Is that why Big Jim's not looking me in the eye today when he came down? How about if I use the... How about if I use the n-word freely, but I'm only talking about Jews

No, I think that I think that one that up the ladder Yeah, because I think this might be a brand new dawning on of live radio. I'm gonna love my pig I'm gonna I'm not gonna use the f-word. I'm gonna call them Orange peels. How's that? Jay you and Josh a bunch of orange peels. Go ahead. Can't argue that. Can't argue that.

So one of the big things that happened at that wrestling event, we were with Soder, was the Shield reunited for the first time in a while I guess. And so they played whatever the Shield's music is is and the three or four guys came out I think to help Roman Reigns It was like they formed and came and helped him and the place went crazy. Yeah, and Dan next to me Started to stand up. I mean he went oh And he started to get up and then he looked over at me who was just like smiling and he Didn't stand all the way up and he just like this. He just went. he just gave like a little like a little fist himself I'm like oh and I

said to Christina go we're ruining I feel bad we came I'm having a good time but he can't he's not letting himself be free he's worried that I'm judging him but you were no you were giggling a little you know buddy let me tell you something you don't know your face you didn't even know you micro corrected till a month ago I was having a good time at rest you're having a good time But when he got up to try to get into it like we do When you're at wrestling and he looked over at you and you were looking up with those judgmental beautiful eyes He had to pull it back. You should have got up with him and went

What are we fucking screaming for you know, but instead you looked at him like he's a wet orange Bobby better The music the music better better black Lou. We good you make an orange peel. Yeah, Oh, bro. Yeah, whoa No, I'm sorry that's fucking crazy if they came back I'd lose my mind well they did that's awesome The thing was everyone reacted to the music. I didn't even the music so I don't even know what I'm looking at yet I was not taking his time that I felt terrible that he because I in my mind I was like part of the fun was gonna be Dan Whoop in and go in for the things and then I'll join in and whoop along too. Yeah, that's his fault He should have just went for it and not care. She's one for you and the cared no

I would have been as far I would listen, if we were yelling stuff out, I would have had fun. I would have started yelling stuff out too. I would have gotten it. If you took him to a Rocky Horror Picture Show, you guys would have flipped out. I'm not familiar with the Rocky Horror Picture. I've never gone to the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

All right, well, you look like you might have. I don't. Christine used to date a guy who dressed like a lady all the time went to a Rocky Horror Picture Show. Just once he dressed like a lady, it wasn't his thing. It was constant, she said. She said he used to constantly go to a rock and roll picture show and wear tights and fishnets.

Had a whole alter ego. This story's changed through the years. Christine dated gays before me. Not gays. I'm the Doug. You can say gays. Oh, you can say gays? Yes.

All right, gays. You just can't say orange peels. I didn't date gays. I was in love with gays. Right. And then you dated the closest thing to gays, guys who dressed like women. Yeah, those are called?

Orange peels. Orange peels. No, they're called trans. Those are called salad dressings. Christine, no big deal, you just dated a sweet transvestite from old transsexual San Diego or whatever. He was also 6'4". Huh?

He was also 6'4". You trying to say he's taller than me so that should mean something? No, I'm just saying it was a 6'4 guy. Set me up to fight. I said you have to fight your ex-boyfriend at Skankfest Christine Oh my god gets you I wanted to show up. No anything to do with me. I want your six foot four Lawyer ex-boyfriend come to come up in his fucking fishnets. I'm gonna straighten his shit out. I mean Transvestite, but I'd love to see what four. So what do you do? Oh, yeah What are you gonna do? You put a triangle on him and choked him out with fish nets on just a big high heel

I would not come home with Christine, but I do see the humor in me getting beat up by Christine's transvestite ex-boyfriend He's an orange peel Christine how are you so sure he's not a transvestite? You don't know what his life's been since then. That is true. Find him right now on Facebook. I guarantee. You think he grew out of being a transvestite after you?

Yeah, let me say something. When you dress like a woman in that era, and now it's OK to do it, he's doing it now. Do you think your behavior is that of a brash man so much that you feel you have to date transvestites? Jim Norton didn't get further away from cock. Yeah. Hey, he's a very nice guy.

Do you feel like your ex-boyfriend felt there had to be a woman in that relationship so he had to do it? I guess you. That's fine. Do you think if he thought if he didn't dress like a woman that he felt he was in a gay relationship with a guy? Okay, I'll show a picture, but don't say the name

and don't show the picture. All right. If you don't think they, them, she, their, her dresses like a woman on weekends, you're out of here. Literally, do me a favor, Christine, bring up a picture of Hannah Gatsby and put it right next to your ex-boyfriend. Wow, oh my God.

I prefer the penis with a trans woman. Christine thinks this guy will beat me up. I didn't say that. I don't know. Boom, Christine dated Hannah Gadsby. Wow. Yup. Yeah, that's exactly the same person.

It's the same person. Except your girl smiles better. Hannah can't smile unless there's a ham in front of her. Wow. That's crazy. I ham in front of her. Wow. That's crazy. That is nuts. I am in my prime. Oh gosh.

Kick it. So angry. That's so funny. Kick it. Wow. Christine still jills to those pictures. Uncanny. I mean it's crazy how much they look alike.

So he used to dress like a woman. All the time. They went to Rocky Horror Picture Show. We knew some of the like a woman all the time. No, they went to Rocky Horror picture show We knew some of the guys that were like in the thing But he'll Show they like it helped lead the show When people would all go to yes, but there's people that like they go to the movie and it's a show They do the show at the movie, you know, huh? Because my interesting. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I'm gonna tell you

at the movie. How do you know? Huh? Interesting, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm gonna tell ya. Mr. Throwing it all over here at me. Cause my sister used to hang out with a bunch of orange peels back when she was a kid. Oh.

Yeah, and I remember one time, me and my sister, when the stepdad used to beat us and hit us and all that, we separated, we became two. We didn't really hang out. She went to survive, I went to survive. And then she- You gave your cousin hand. You gave your cousin hand. I didn't really hang out. She went to Survive, I went to Survive. And then she... You gave your cousin head. You gave your cousin head.

I didn't. See what they did. And then she went with all these people. She went with a bunch of orange peels that love this. Sure. And they had their, like this big old Oldsmobile, they used to call it Massengale, was the name of the car, and they'd all pile in, and they'd go to the Rocky Harp,

and they'd go to the Rocky Harp and they'd practice in the park. Practice. Practice yeah because they would go here and you have to do the whole show. That's what Christine's transvestite boyfriend did. He would go be part of the show. Yeah that's what they do. I've never been.

I don't think he was part of the show. Alright this guy we knew questioned. Then why did he wear fishnets? Because that's part of it. Everybody dresses up everybody. No, you don't have to no Well, they do then why wouldn't you choose to be meatloaf? He was an orange peel too Why don't you try to be meatloaf or maybe be uh, brian bostwick. What's his name? Am I good jim? Am I good? Bruce bostwick, what's his name? Barry Barry bwick. Barry Bostwick, be Barry Bostwick. Yeah, I mean, look, it's not fun to be Barry Bostwick.

It's funner to be the transvestite, I get it. It's not. Huh? No, it's not. How do you know? I don't. I will tell you that I would have less fun wearing fishnets. You dressed up like a transvestite

and let them shoot you for a short stand at New York. She's still in love with this guy. What? She's still in love with this guy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. There's a time. I can't find the video anywhere, but you did that. Zip it, hang on, hang on.

It's time, sure. Talk about this plenty on the show. Slow down. I've never heard about it. Yeah, yeah, it's rough. Hang on one second. Please. I've never heard about it.

Right. So I would like to, because as soon as. I'll be happy to tell you. I told you that how I knew about this, my sister, you came at me pretty quick, like oh, you went, but I didn't. Absolutely. How, you dressed at me pretty quick, like, oh, you went, but I didn't. You dressed like a woman.

But not as a teenager, as a kid, not as a man. Not in your 20s. No, no, no, no, in my early 30s. In your 30s, you put woman's clothes on. And fishnets. Yep. Makeup, heels. You put heels on.

Yeah, it was brutal. And makeup, and a wig? Or did you use your own hair? Yeah, I don't know. I don't really know why you did it or agreed to it I'll tell you why I'll tell you why money his inner passion Yeah, my passion came out he couldn't fight it anymore the passion of the orange peel I hope you find I hope you find a secret closet in your new house with just a bunch of chubby women clothes in it Just a blouse, an XL blouse.

Um... We should make a bet. Our next bet that we do for something should be the other one has to dress like a woman for the show. For the whole show? But a beautiful woman. Like, you're gonna get done up right.

I mean, yeah, you have to look great. Okay. Yes, but you can't... I'm gonna say this. You can park somewhere else and Uber over. We can't be showing up at our parking lot. I'll never live there, I'll have to go to the parking lot. I love that parking lot.

You'll have to go to the parking lot that day. No, no, no, no, no. You might win. Buddy, I know, but if I don't, I'll have to move. I'm not, I can't. No, you just go, it's just a bit. No, because they're Spanish dudes. El Bito.

They're gonna be like, you look good. El Bito. I like you like that. You look good. No, no, no, El Bito. El bito. They're gonna be like, you look good. El bito. I like you like that. You look good. No, no, no, no, el bito, el bito. No, no, no. Smoking a cigar at the same time. I'm gonna get in my car

and there's gonna be one in the front seat with his car out. Hell yeah. Hello, Mrs. Kelly. See, from the second you get out of the car, just fart a lot, fart and burp. I like, I like farts, it makes me hungry. It reminds me of my mama.

The good thing, I searched and searched for this video though, and it's like, it's erased from the internet. You can't find it anywhere. It makes me hungry. It reminds me of my mama You are so there's a video of you in a woman's dress seems to be pretty erased I don't know, but it was a for nothing. It was some of that again probably has it John Fadiga prize you you could get it. I don't care. It was uh, they were doing a promo for something at stamp New York, they offered me money is what it was. I was broke. Listen, I was Karaoke DJing for $200 a week. So there is a price on your sluttness. Sure. What I definitely wasn't doing was doing it for fun with my friends.

Fucking a bunch of orange peels. You know, you did it because you're a hoe. I did some slut. Jay, Jay's a hoe. I didn't say I wasn't a dirty little slut. There's a certain price. We can get him to one of those parties. One of those.

We do a lock-in party where everybody goes to work on me? Or I'm blowing everybody? We should do it. Forget about the cellar party next year. We just have a lock-in party with Jay. Yo, how about me? All, listen, besides Christine,

all fucking, what is it, five of us? We're the lock-in party people. We have to entertain a bunch of men in a lock-in. How do we do it? Oh, we'll tell you how we do it. We get that juicy rump from DJ Lou, put that on a table. Yeah, well, I don't want to see that thing where they, where I'm sitting on a guy's lap and for the camera,

he's spreading my asshole and really showing the hold to everybody, and I just got to sit there and look backwards like I don't care. I don't care. You know there's going to be a line behind cutie Jacob. Oh, absolutely, Jacob. You are going to get wailed on, dude. He's going to be the white girl on the crew. Absolutely. It was going to be like, yo, I want the teensy one on. He's gonna be the white girl in the crew. Absolutely, it was gonna be like, I want the teensy one.

I want the teensy one with abs. They wanna see the top of their dick head going along your spine when they fucking enter you. So I wore the thing for that and it was like, oh, I hated it, it was awful. Wait a minute, I wanna say one thing. I wanna stop. Sure.

So you put the makeup on. You must've, everybody likes getting makeup put on. No. Listen, everybody likes getting the makeup put on. You do? Because it feels, hang on, it feels good when you get in the eye, and who did your makeup, Christine? No, somebody at the, somebody, makeup artist did it.

You're a professional. And were you, I mean. Were you sitting there going, pfft, oh, were you talking it up, and hey, and like, would you do your, mm, mm, like that? I'm sure I was making him laugh, but I, no, I don't even like getting the makeup you have to get as a man when you're filming stuff.

It takes forever. Yeah, because you don't like it because it doesn't make you pretty. Right, it doesn't make me beautiful. This is just guy makeup. So when you put the fishnets in the high heel on the dress, I thought a lie for the first time in my life. For the first time in my life, if everything felt right.

I'll say it. And it's when I gave my cousin head, my cousin head. You guys in the yay? You in the Adolf? You in the yay, Dolph? You guys listen to the yay, Dolph? You just made me bite my lips. Hey, you guys listen to the yay, Dolph at all? I gave my cousin head.

It's when I gave my cousin head. What if, you know, people say, I found myself? What if that really happened? What if you put all that stuff on you, like this is stupid, and all of a sudden you look- Just a complete awakening. You looked in the mirror and you're like, this is who I am. Oh my God, that's right.

Kitty cat. You've been kitty cat your whole life. You know how happy Christine would be if she got to live with a woman? No. She'd be like, we could just shop together. No, Christine would have been a fantastic lesbian. She's, she'll dive in, I mean, all in on some gooch.

But she does not want to spend lots of time. Can we say gooch? She does not want to spend substantial kicking at time with a romantically involved girl. Have you ever been with a gay guy, Christine? Aggressively, she's tried. No, I crushes on guy that ended being gay when I was like in middle school you never were the gay guy so the smell of

turd on their dicks did something to her no does something to all of us doesn't know I mean I've only dated three people none of them were gay you've only did three people yes fuck everybody yeah fucked everybody. Yeah, I fucked everybody, but I only dated three people. At least you know your boundaries. I don't date. Christine's been out to dinner, not on her dime, three times in her life, but she has fucked hundreds. So anyways, this WrestleMania,

to wrap it up before we go to break, just to wrap all this up, that night was great. The first night, Saturday night, was great, all the turns it was Exactly. It's it's a male. What is it's a male soap opera It's a it's like this holy shit stupid soap opera that you buy into and it was awesome on Sunday night was the other main event with Cody right and John Cena which they've been building with the Rock for months Is it true that the end of the Cena says fuck Israel free Palestine?

No, that was Coachella. Oh Okay, I confuse WrestleMania for Coachella a lot. So So what happened dude, it was so anticlimactic and the fans are nuts. They're going crazy because Cena just there was there was no Rock Rock didn't show up which didn't show up there was no big guest of here yesterday and I was leaking and it didn't show up and then which he was part of the storyline by the way he's the one who got Cena turned Cena heel yeah he gave him the old cut the throat thing and made him so made his weird monkey face. Exactly, everybody was expecting The Rock to show up.

It was so weird. And then the ending of it was Cody Rhodes, which is a three year buildup to his story to get the belt. It's crazy, he lost the belt by, Cena was begging him not to hit him with the belts. And he was like, you know, you're gonna have to make, you know, please, no, no. And then Cena was like, oh, and then he hit him and knocked him out with the belt and he was like you know you're gonna have to make you know please no no and then Cena was a guy and then he hit him and knocked him

out with the belt and then tapped him out it was such an anticlimactic ending for everybody. Cody Rhodes lost. Cody Rhodes lost the belt to John Cena but in a very stupid way. Yeah but he's gonna just get it back before Cena is done after this year right? Well Cena's got a whole year left I don't know dude it was just you know you get this 16, 7, 69, people in arena, and last year was so epic. Isn't it so funny? The lights went out, and the Rock came out, the lights went out, and The Undertaker appeared, chokeslam the Rock for Cody to get the belt.

It was epic. This year, it was so anticlimactic. I don't know what happened. You know? The person you're actually mad at though, what's so funny about this, is writers. They have nothing to do with it, the wrestlers just do what they're told.

They're giving triple H shit because he's the guy who comes up with this stuff, but what was the singer again? What's his stupid and he stinks? No, nobody else watches WrestleMania here. The singer that was there, can you tell? No one else, because we don't watch WrestleMania at all. Interesting. I'm not gonna remember.

Everybody here was busy watching the special. I don't even know, because I don't know, he showed, not gonna remember. Everybody here was busy watching the special. I don't even know, because he showed... They have him show. He was the big guest. Nobody gives a fuck about him. Liberace? Playboy Cardi? No.

Was it Travis Scott? Travis Scott. Yeah. He was there. Give my cousin hand. It stinks. That's a different auto-tune. It sucks. He sucks so bad, nobody cares about him. And then he shows up and he walks out like he's the shit.

Nobody in wrestling gives a fuck about Travis Scott. He comes out, and then Cody fucks with him. He goes, it just sucked. Wrestling is doing, listen, for my friends who love wrestling, Tony Hinchcliffe. He did a roast. I think Burt, no, no, I know. He got in shit for his thing too,

because he made fun of someone who had their neck broken. Seriously, he made a joke about Big E, and now Big E made a statement, it was like, hey man, people are gonna laugh if they wanna laugh, but it's like, it's a pretty serious neck injury. It's like when they did roast, they did roast with UFC, did them for a minute,

when they first came out. Bad idea, terrible idea. And they don't get it, they don't take jokes. They take themselves very seriously, these guys, especially wrestlers, because they know what they're doing is fucking silly. They're wearing Glittery underwear and rolling around with guys. They understand that it's like a silly thing They want to feel like they got to take themselves a little serious I think Adam Hunter was doing roasts with the UFC guys, but the UFC guys who murderers they were like

Hey, man, shut the fuck up. They didn't understand. Yeah, they don't understand what that man. Hey, Vandale Silva, you got a face that not even a mother could love. What did he say? Ugh. Just monsters. But Tony, no, I love seeing my friends get it, but I, as a wrestling fan, when I was a wrestling fan,

I would have fucking hated that because, and I did, as I got a little bit older, I never got excited about when Rodman came in for NWO, Karl Malone joined the NWO for a minute or something where Diamond Dallas Page, Karl Malone joined, Jay Leno came out and did something with somebody one time they had the when they would do those I was like wow you're not even giving the people who enjoy this and want to live in like the we don't care this is sort of real no you've really let it out so the problem is when you're having Bert come

on I think it's great for Bert but at a blast and Schultz and these guys are having so much fun doing it but the obvious nature that like oh look who's in the audience a guy who's promoting a special it just came out on Netflix oh and now he's got a problem with one of the wrestlers look but those I disagree I think those appearances leading up to it are great. But this- No, but they're out of nowhere. This is the final match. This is a buildup and you have this knucklehead walkout

who stinks, has no charisma. You don't have the rock, Stone Cold was there. You don't have Stone Cold come out and do something, help Cena turn heel and fuck up code. You could have had any wrestler there that would have, the place would have went ballistic and nobody gives a shit about this asshole. Thanks.

I can tell you what, it's always the stuff. It's the halftime show is for the ladies at the Super Bowl. This is, they're trying to entertain a lot of people here. So this is for young, this is for young people. Yeah, but young people don't watch this. This is for fat old middle-aged guys who that's depressing It's supposed to be for teenagers Teenagers and guys Like a weird choice, though

Well, no, it's not cuz they're trying to listen. Here's what it is Travis Scott's famous. He's a fan of wrestling clearly But he's a fan of wrestling so he gets a chance to do it and listen I think it's neat these guys get to do it but when I was a pure wrestling fan, I would have been annoyed if they're constantly like this could be more show and now they're doing a five-minute storyline here that Andrew Schultz and Logan Paul have this beef that has to be settled in the fucking ring for five And then it goes nowhere. It's like Schultz is back next week to keep the storyline going. It's a simple. It's a promo It's Hulk Hogan coming out and going, you know, you guys like beer drink real American beer. Boo

All right. I love you guys too brothers You could have had any wrestler come out at this point that was there, and all of them were there this weekend, but this guy is not, look at him, nobody cares. Dude, you're selling to Travis Scott, it's crazy. He sucks, Stone Cold shoulda came out. What, he mourned to Yadav? Give him cousin hand. The Rock shoulda came out and it woulda went nuts.

And they missed it. You know, funny enough, Roman Reigns and the Rock cousins Do you think one of them gave each other hey Hey Hey, oh, oh No, he hurt Travis Scott Can I say something flip that back a second Travis Scott for being a little skinny mini fat dumper You see the curve on this guy's shitter

This guy's like DJ Lou territory, it's just a terrible he can't even sell it. Yeah, how could he he's a Super skin wrestler look at that bump though, huh? You see it nice bump. Yeah, I mean Cody's hot too, but yeah I don't like sure I don't like that kind of spiky short hair like that Words like porcupine just one length the whole way around not my jam at all i know we have to take a break away past break time