The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Overly Italian

Episode Date: February 5, 2026

Jay comes into the studio with the wrong energy for Bobby. | A popular comedy club owner announces that he's running for senator of New Jersey. | Jack LaLanne was the king of fitness back in the 50's but his workouts don't hold up today. | Lil Mo Mozzarella is a rising entertainer who embraces the Italian culture in the character he plays. This character enrages Jacob because he used to get bullied by the same type of Italians. | Mike Finoia calls in to share his distain for mobster stereotypes in comedy. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Bobby's upset with me because I wasn't hook-line and sinker into his potato truck idea. No, it's not that. You came in with fucking... I'm into it. You came in with radio guy vibe. What was that? I don't talk until the cans go on.

I talked everybody in this room. Yeah, you don't talk like you regularly talk. Hey, gahoo, hey. You're like, how you doing? I talked about hot dogs? I pitched, well, I had a four-shoe into the hot dog talk. Mm-hmm. I said, rate it, and you were like, what?

I didn't hear you said it first, and I said a two. You said a two begrudently. You could have went on with it. It's even a funny number. But then I pitched you a side gig, you know, a fallback plan if something happens. Well, you pitched it as a formulated idea. Yeah. Upon any scrutiny, you then said, it's the basis.

It can lead to other ideas. That's what I... That's what I... Buddy, you think that when Leonardo came up with the fucking winged, that he did, yeah, the wing dude that he thought it was going to turn into a plane? No. Is any of this right? Yeah, the wing dude.

Leonardo and the wing dude? Yeah, you don't know Lee, you don't know who he is. Well, he's a ninja turtle. No, he's an artist. Well, yeah, I mean, with his sword. No. He was in the departed. Well, they were departed.

They had to live in the sewers. No, it's not. It's a different one. He was an artist. He was a artist. He was an artist. He was an artist. Sure.

The way he handles the footclan? No, it's not. Jay, you're missing the foot. No, it's not. I'm a fan of Leonardo. Donatello, all the grades. Michelangelo? That was an artist, too.

They were at the same kind of time. Damn, right, but just a different, just like a sigh, one head of bows staff? No, no, no. I'm talking. Ironically learned from a guy who didn't use a weapon at all. A guy. A rat.

A guy. Listen to me. Okay, you turn it on with those cans. Come on, though. This is the Jay I thought was walking in the road. Consum of a professional. You really are. You put those cans on.

Whatever happened before you came in here, gone. That's right. See ya. Two hours. Yeah. For two hours. Hour and 45 minutes, actually. Want to get technical.

Hour 46 minutes, I think, is when we have to hard out. Something like that. And we do hard out every day. We just, fucking big boners. Yeah, we leave hard. Everyone here always leaves hard. Except for Christine. Except for Christine.

She doesn't. Thank God she doesn't leave hard. Fucking soft, limp. I, uh, borderline limp. Yeah. I, uh, I, uh, I, very strong piss. Yeah. Why would that, why would you even have that for that?

Why, why do you, why would you even say I have a strong pus? Do you remember we got to do that? Howard Stern does that once in a while. We have like the origin of the drops. Yeah. Show. Find out what that one's about. I don't know half of where they come from.

Oh. Well, from now on start taking markers. I know Christine's are never what you think they are. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's like she's reading it from a book or something. We should all take a guess of what it's from and then see who's right. Play it again? I have a very strong piss.

I don't know. I have no idea. I thought that she was probably taking a Pilates class, got into some Pilates and found out that she had a very strong puss. It's a positive. It's a real question. I don't know the answer. And I'm going to give you a real answer. Me neither.

Okay. I mean either, but I just... So let's assume that's what it is. I just wanted to say the word Pilates, because it's a fun word. Try it. Pilates. You got your strong post from Pilates. Pretty cool, right?

It is. Think how we have these pop guards. Pop, pop, pop. Yeah, what's up? It's Wednesday. It's our last live day. I've got news. You do?

Breaking news, you said. I've got breaking news. I wish we had a guy to pump that in. Ladies and gentlemen, sorry to interrupt the bonfire live. Don't you wish you had my second. camera right now. Oh, your second camera was great. I want one. You know, when you get things that I want

that fucking stupid thing, I'm not getting it, by the way. The machine? The machine. I yelled at. B-52. I didn't get yelled at. I got to fucking go-fuck-yourself face. Really? Yeah. You're getting it. Well, you just do it. Just do it. Get it. Well, I got to get the other one out. I got to call the name. Well, don't get it. And cheat.

No, I don't know what I mean? I want it so bad. And then when you cheat, you could be like, well, I didn't get the thing. That's going to be much more important. Here's where you sold me on it. Aluminum. I don't know why. That's just in my head.

The aluminum pulleys. I went like, Dawn, they're aluminum pulleys. It's the best pulleys. Everything's the smoothest because it's aluminum. It's aluminum. She was like, I don't go to fuck if it was fucking die-cast metal. You're not getting it. Damn, dude.

Yeah. She just sealed her fate. You're going to cheat. Yeah, I'm going to cheat. I'm going to cheat on somebody way better than her too. Well, maybe not because you can't work out now because you don't have that awesome machine. So, no, there may be a big, fat, awful person, but. I did get contact with the people, though.

They got back to me. We got a little rapport going. Do you? Yeah. It's funny. They don't seem interested in me, and I've given them money already. You already contacted them? I hit him up on DM and I asked them a couple questions.

It was an auto response. but then someone got back to me. But can you add, I think they know me. Okay. Maybe they don't, but you can tell by their response, but...

My bench showed up today. You did? How good is it? Did you work out today? Two boxes. I think he sent me an extra piece. What do you mean? I think he sent me the crunch,

go to the bench. I think he sent me the crunch attachment. Ooh. Because there's a separate box that has a crunch attachment. But you guys who don't know what we're talking about. Hopefully you do.

Jay has the ultimate. It's the B-52. This is not the ultimate. anything. It's a home, Jim. Well, you could go along with me as the improv, well, you have to just contradict me, and now I have to stop. It makes me feel uncomfortable. It's not, don't feel uncomfortable. You got the ultimate. Who gives you shit? All right, it's the media. It's the

mediocre one. It's not. There's, you're getting Jim grade equipment. Go look at rogue, look at rogue fitnesses. Jacob, he has low self-esteem. He doesn't want people to go. It's not, and he doesn't want to get hit up. Dude, it's not the best one. This is the best one. It's not the best one. All right, it's not the best one. It's the middle of the road. It's a good one. Jay has a, Jay got a good one.

Yeah. A good one. You got New York Sports Club level equipment. Sure, that plays as a shithole. Yeah. That's where I go. You're such a dick. Fuck, I'd stink.

It is a shithole. So I hit them up, blah, blah, blah. Look at that price. Yeah, it's great. It's the same thing. How much? $7,000, $6,000. Yeah, but, but why is that better than yours?

Yours does more. Yours has the. Nope. Yours does way more. No, it doesn't? Yeah, it does, dude. I'm going to tell you why it does. It has the incline, the, what are those things, the tricep ones, the bars that you push up on?

Body dip bars. They have dip bars. I assure you there's an attachment. And you have a row machine that comes with it. The dip bars come with it. You have aluminum. Correct. Let me explain what it is, though.

I do like this one. This thing is like going to be better quality in every possible way. All right. Does that make sense? I mean, listen. I wasn't trying to make you feel bad. I was trying to make you feel good, and apparently it made you feel bad.

Your good made me feel bad. Yeah. I don't know if that's my problem more than your fucking problem. Okay? I mean, I got to... Anywho. Anyhow. Anyhow.

So I hit the machine. I hit them up, right? Then they sent me the, hello, thank you for your contacting me. You said, blah, blah, blah, blah. And they gave me all the numbers and the emails, you know, blah, blah, blah. So I wrote, hello? It is not really... I wrote, I wrote, is it hard to put.

put together. Little question. Just see if somebody would answer it. It's a good feeler because there's not a chance you're putting it together yourself. It's a feeler. Okay. That's fair.

That's fair. And I wrote two of my comic friends, I was going to put you in there. Maybe they'll throw you a little something, right? Extra. Maybe a little thing. I think they don't like me if they do know me. Maybe I won't mention your name then. Just, it looks a little daunting to put together, but if you say so, pretty amazing setup.

L-O-A. But he wrote this, ready? D daunting. What the fuck is it? Okay. I hang on take your kudos you wrote daunting I wrote daunting is that that's a good one that's a great one how'd you spell it uh D-A-U-N-T-I-N-G yeah that's fantastic thanks buddy go ahead see I took that compliment right in even though it hurts somehow because I feel like

you're I'm so dumb that the word daunting is a thing but I'm not going to say that you're not so dumb at all I see but you flub words plenty and that was was a goody and you spelled it and you killed it. Everything about it was fantastic. Thank you. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. You're going to get this machine.

They wrote this back from the daunting thing. I've assembled these racks at the company before. And it's not that hard in my opinion. And I read this wrong. I read, you're pretty good with tools. I thought he maybe followed me and saw me build something. You think that would be why he knew you? Yeah.

But if you read it back, as I did just now, if was the key word. Right. The word if I missed. The word if was all the lifting of that sentence. It changes it from a sentence to a question. Well, here's the thing. If you read it my way, you're pretty handy with tools. He knows me.

He's my friend. He follows me. Wait, wait, say it again? You're pretty good with tools. He wrote that to you? No, he put the word if. Oh, oh, okay, I got you. You got to stay what I'm saying?

Oh, yeah, no, I understood from the first time, yeah. So apparently we're not friends. You could put it together, Bobby. Yeah, well, I know I could, but I thought... It's more like, don't want to. The way I read it myself is that you're pretty good with tools. I thought he was like, he had a connection with you. Yeah, you're Bobby Kelly.

And before anything else, I know that you're good with tools. Words? Nah. Won't say anything to you about your comedy or your long 30-year career of making people laugh and entertaining at the highest level. Yeah. He knows you're good with tools. tools you took that you know when you make a good point you make a good point and uh yeah yeah

it's if not it's totally fine just round up a couple of your buddies look a tool guy i don't hopeie and anthony first of i have no who am i going to round up i don't know but i don't round up anybody all my friends rounded up fans to do it and you hire a person yeah because i've the things i've read on it they go it's like uh like four hour build like you know fast and then some people go, took me about like seven hours over a course a couple days, I would go back to it, like kind of did it leisurely. And I'm just like, all of it sounds like a fucking nightmare, though. I'm like, no, I'm all right.

Here's the thing, though. It's safe. Yeah, I'm going to put one of those aluminum police through a fucking drywall. I know by the end of it. Yeah. What did you say? It's what? It's safe.

The, the bar. The bar itself. The, uh, what's that word? Smith machine? The Smith machine. Is there a guy named Smith who invented it? I don't know. Did Dave Smith invent this?

No, for sure he did not. Maybe he invented it and just never used it. Or maybe they use his name because it's rigid and goes only up and down. No in-between. I did like yours. Nice. But now I'm looking at the rogue trainer. I like his better.

His comes with more stuff. I like that pull-up. I'd rather get the mid-grade one that Jay got, you know, the okay one, than the ultimate one. Okay, the Smith machine is named after Rudy Smith, a gym manager and executive in the Vic Tanny Gym Chain, who popularized the equipment in the 1950s, while fitness pioneer Jack La Lane. Designed who Bobby has his shake machine. Shake machine.

Yeah. Designed the original prototype for safer weightlifting. It was Rudy Smith who commissioned improvements and installed the machine in his gyms, leading to its widespread adoption. The safety Smith machine. You ever see the videos of, like, early videos of Jack Lane working out? Yeah.

Like you think, oh, God, this guy's going to hurt. break something. I would have thought it was the early days of him working up, but when I was watching it in the, I assume, early 80s, mid-80s, he was like, the whole thing was that he was like 100, but he was still wearing a one-piece and, like, running around with a lunatic. Still wearing a one-piece, pulling a truck with his teeth. He had like a Mr. Furley scarf on his neck.

The whole thing was crazy, look. It was like an eccentric rich guy, like showing me how he lifts weights. Buddy, the 50s were wild. I mean, the 50s were wild. That men could just wear that. He's wearing ballet shoes. He's wearing slippers. Oh, hang on.

Jane might cry. He's dancing. This isn't that kind of dance. I'm just saying, you know, you get emotion. You never know what's going to hit you. He's not dancing. He's exercising. He's not dancing.

He's exercising. I mean, in a weird way, he's also telling his father he's gay in this dance. Look at his shoes, though. His shoes have little, uh, what are those dance shoes? Yeah, I said there's sleets wearing ballet slippers. Well, my foster father, Ken Las, the Jewish dad I had, who I live with for a while, His dad made all his money in Jack La Lane gyms. And in the basement, he had all the, he literally had the shake machine, the big leather thing.

He had the balls that you kind of, you went, that rubbed your stomach and was supposed to get all the fat away. So for the machine, the shake machines, one of the funniest things. I can't believe that I even existed. Yeah. Does this jerk your belly around until, I guess, weight comes off somehow? I guess the weight comes off or you throw up. That was on the Titanic, the one that goes jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, around their waist, yeah.

It is funny what you have. Your body will do some strange things, though. It does take shape. People wear those things like the, like the corsets and stuff like it. Eventually changes the shape of your body. Yeah. You like take that shape. Yeah, women had it.

Women back in the 1800s in the heat, it just had to dress. They had like the corset on. It's a tire body in half. Tie your body half. Then wear a thing over that and then another thing over that. Oh, my God. Just shitting with no toilet paper, free bleeding. Strip.

95 minutes. Oh, can you please help me with these 85 buttons on my back? I have to wash my bloody vagina. Bobby, this is a gay guy

showing you. I mean, everything he's doing is a gay activity from his shoes to the whole thing. Yeah, he's... He's also got a

fucking thick ass. It's not even muscular. It's a sick ass. I don't know. Those shoes are nice, though. I might get those to work out in. You should. They really are ballerina slippers.

Are they attached to His pants? I don't know. He's like wearing a garter belt or something. Yeah. Why does his dick and balls seem like they're so low? He's got a belt buckle on. Could he see if he was confirmed gay man?

I think he was married. Two? To a woman, straight man. Well, come on. He's straight. Come on. Yeah, back in the 50s. The 50s.

Everybody was straight. Everyone was straight. Even the gays. Yeah, Elton John was straight in the 50s. I seem to remember him doing like a lat pull down later in life and his technique look like he was about to like snap his spine I can tell you why this guy's gay

queer is a fucking $2 bill why because he's not because he was married to his wife so he's married to his wife for 51 years from 1959 until his death gay gay

it's a gay guy he just stayed with her and did his gay thing behind her back for 51 years yeah it's the only way you can stay with a woman your whole life is doing gay stuff behind her back trust me We've done for 18 years.

You're right on the cusp of some gay stuff? I'm on the cusp. That's why Voss is always on the road alone. He's not doing golf. No, do you have a new credo in your house, dude? Yeah, machine or cheat. I know. I think I might.

T-shirt, Kiv, get a shirt. Machine or cheat. Yeah, I'll get sued by Burt. Go back to it? I mean, he's dead. Go back to that right of him. Everything he does is feminine. He was feminine until the end.

He wore neckerchiefs. There's the one piece, yeah. But he's got a little symbol. He's got a little pin on his tit, too. A little brooch. I think his belt buckles his logo, too. He's wearing a fucking jack-o-lame brooch. Absolutely, he's wearing a brooch.

What the hell? With a pin. It's got a pin's an old kind, too. Favorite furniture, though. He's got really nice furniture. You think? Yeah, I love that. Little Danish.

By the way, that's a fake outside. No, that's real. No. It's outside of real. No, I just saw a duck land on that fucking pond. What a weird setup. Yeah, it's a studio. Yeah, he was a gay guy.

Jack Lillane raped boys. Let's see if, look if he's got a piece, though. You can always see a guy in a... Of course you can. Look how much space he used. He's got a little... He's embroidered that says Jack on. Oh, okay.

You're curious. He's got a little piece. Look up old workout, Jack Lillane workout equipment. I want to see what they were doing back in the day to work. We know the shake machine. God damn. What an old pud.

Yeah. He was a little guy, though. How tall was he? Oh. What was he? He's like Jacob's height, right? Probably. It's Bobby height.

That's not my height. Not your height. It is Bobby height. I'm not your height. Five six. Five six. He's your height. That's your height. That's tall than you.

Are you and Jacob's same height? No, I'm five. I thought you were a little bit taller. I am a little bit taller, a little bit smaller. Wish you were a baller. Five seven. I think he's like, I'm able to solve this.

One-on-one basketball game. Oh, come on, fucking, I'll tumble him. Trampoline dunk contest. I'll do it. I'll do that. With mascot outfit on. With mascot outfits on. Yeah.

Would you do it? Sure. Trampoline dunk contest? You're going to go against... Wait a minute. You're going to go against the moose? I don't think you got a kid. I don't think you'll beat the moose.

Oh, yeah. Bobby bangs you down low. It's over. Can you pull up, like, older videos of him working out? Do they have photos? Let me see the photos of the exercise equipment. I don't want to read them. about it.

Old Jack La Lane exercise. You can get a belt buckle? I'd get his belt buckle. Can you get a job? Dude, we should get those. It says your waistline is your lifeline. Jack La Lane. We should get those.

I want one. Oh my God. Look at the weights. The little screw on my... By the way, Christine's got a set of those and doesn't want to part ways with them. I go, what are you going to fucking kill someone intruding into your hut? Why do you need something that old and antiquates?

Stupid. And they unscrew while you're lifting them, Bobby? Because the way the weights... So you're just, you're watching them, like, unscrew. Yeah. They're the shittiest things I've ever seen. They take up a weird amount of space and they're so oddly heavy. Oh, remember he had the Jackal Lane juicer?

Isn't that what you have? No, I don't have that. I don't have a juicer. You have a shake machine? I don't, no, the shake machine. Oh, you were kidding all around. I thought you had it. No, he might, my foster dad had it in the basement.

Oh, you meant the shake machine like that? The exercise equipment. Got you. I thought you meant, like, milking like protein shakes or something. He had the actual, the exercise equipment. Whatever. I think this here, the Jackaliener. La Lane food processor thing is what I saw when I was a kid.

Type in Jack La Lane exercise equipment. Don't remember that. Don't type in shake machine because I think he did have some type of shake thing for drinks. Oh, look at that. There's some over there. Scroll down. What is equipment? That looks like just something in a gynecologist's office.

Yeah. Just stirrups. This is like BDSM, like fuck equipment. Yeah, look at the arms on the side. You could turn all of Jack Louane's equipment into fucking machines. You know that website fucking machines? They're all gay fucking machines. Absolutely.

Every one of these things is meant to blast your asshole open for another guy to enter it. I mean, nothing about this guy wasn't gay from the time he was a boy until a dying adult. Everything about him. Look at his pictures. He's pretty shredded, though. Sure. Pretty shredded. You got to be, though.

Lots of gay guys are. Oh, wow. Look at his legs. You want to be able to walk right into that fucking gay bar. and have dudes pulling at your pecker. How funny is that that he was more shredded than Superman at that time? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Remember dumpy Superman?

Well, he was straight. He was straight. He was man in shape. Yeah, he was just regular guy. In the 50s, this was gay in shape. You had the only care about your body. There's a son. There's a fat lady taking that fucking shake machine.

Yeah, there's right there. That's a shake machine. My foster father had those in the basement. He had like five of them. Multiple. Yeah, because his father owned Jack of Lake Gyms. So you get on it. and it would just go, dh, and the things would spin.

It looks like a mixer. Yeah, it was a fat person mixer. God damn, that is a shitty-looking piece of equipment. That looks like the girl who's always breaking down. Is she alive? Have we never checked on Evelyn in fucking forever? I know. I don't know.

I haven't seen. She hasn't popped up on my feed for a minute. Yeah, she's out of the feed. Probably dead? Either that of the government got her. Well, I mean, I would assume that would be the same outcome. Well, they might just have her and, you know. That's fair.

Putting more stuff in her brain and tongue. Yeah. And vagina. They were putting stuff in their vagina. I guess that's true. It is weird when you find out that when they took the president of Venezuela, it was Delta team that did it. And they actually used like these crazy weapons, sonic weapons,

to shoot at these other soldiers. So like we have. Did they get the ultimate bad guy with a motorcycle with two small missiles built in the front of it? Because that's what the Delta team did that I'm aware of. headed up by Chuck Norris By well General Chuck Norris

Common Don't Chuck Norris Common Don't Chuck Norris You know Delta is like the highest level of They're the baddest motherfuckers of the planet And nobody made They all make movies about SEAL team And SEAL Team Delta and Rangers Look down on SEAL team like whatever

Like they ain't shit I would rather watch Chuck Norris's Delta Force movie Over any movie Black Hawk Den or any of that shit. Black Hawk Down was so good. You think it's as good as Delta Force?

I'm not saying that. Am I saying that? Chuck Nars almost single-handedly stop terrorism. And those people were being tortured on that plane. I'm not saying that. Robert Forrester in full body paint. In actual, an illegal action today. I forgot that.

A cancelable offense these days. That's so funny. Let me see it. I love that he just had like a bazook one of the old ones. Dude, he's got every weapon possible and he's on a motorcycle most of the time. He has a World War I bazooka.

I still remember. How do you even travel with that? Every time he kills somebody else, they play the song, Dan, dun dun dun da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Robert Forster. But didn't you have an Italian accent? Oh, some Israeli people were on the plane.

I almost forgot about them. Do it. Oh, remember the hot stewardess? No one even did anything sexual assault at hurdle. They didn't even try to do like an Arab accent. It was just a Spanish. Yeah. With a little Indian.

Do it. Go up to the front and tell the pilot. Palestine is here. We want to make love to you. It's all about the end of Delta Force, dude. When he turns a motorcycle towards a guy and shoots missiles out of the front. front of it.

He's got machine guns on it too. Oh, he's shot. I forgot Kung Fu Jones was in it. Kung Fu Jones, I'm going to get you, sucker. And the American Ninja franchise. He died real young. Who?

Kung Fu Jones? Yeah. Did he? Right, almost right in the early 90s. He drove a motorcycle through a window and kick the guy in the kitchen. Of course. It's the Delta Force, do the highest train guys in the world? They're higher.

They're better than the top of the heap. Yeah. Starring Chuck Norris. Yeah, this is better than... You're right. This is better than any other movie. So much better. Black Hawk Down.

Any documentary about the wars? The wars. The wars are multiple front wars. Sorry, I talked to Dave today. Oh, you did? You're okay? Sorry, I talked to Dave Smith a little earlier. I'm worried about the wars.

So I have breaking news. Yes. Breaking news. Skitty-bop-bid-bib-bbing-bang-bib-bib-bib-bib-bib-bib-bib-bib-bib-bib-bib-bbbbbbb. Thanks, Jay. I thought that was not the breaking news. I have breaking news. Jay, Jay, can you break into the news for me?

This is a breaking-pap-d-b-b-d-b-d-b-b-d-b-b-d-b-d-b. Thanks, buddy-pppb-bo-b-d-bid-bbbbb. Dead. Hey, ladies and gentlemen, breaking news here on the bonfire. Apparently, we might have a new senator in our mix. New Jersey, the New Jersey Senate race has a new runner. Vinnie Brand. No, uh-uh.

I swear to God. Vinnie Brand, the owner of the stress factory, is dipping his toes into the political water. Senator. To become Senator. What the fucks he wanted to be a senator for? I don't know. Why does he want to be a comic?

Oh, right. Okay. I mean, he's made weird choices, but he is, he is, Corey Booker, he's going to challenge him for the Senate race. A businessman, a stand-up comedian. who owns the stress factory, told a group of Republican leaders tonight that he is considering a run for the U.S. Senate

against incumbent Cory Booker. He told a group of Republican leaders tonight. What was he doing with a bunch of Republican leaders? He's getting his backers, his funding, his supporters. Brand, 62. That means when I met Vinny, he was in his... Fucking late 30s still. Wow.

Spoken of fundraiser for state senator John Bramnick, who was up for re-election in 2027, and attendees at the event, held at Brammox Westfield home, included the Republican county chairs, blah, blah, blah, Bing, bang, boom, boring people, boring people, boring people.

And Vinnie Brand. More boring people. I'm voting for him three times. I'll vote for him. I'll move to Jersey and get a little apartment so I can vote for him. I want to vote for him so he leaves the stress factory so I can work there again.

Well, by the way, here's the thing. Brand is performed on television and radio, including appearances on Rosie O'Donnell. last comic standing in the opening Anthony show so he's already starting lying out of the gates good politician work why he hasn't he wasn't on rosio don't no I'm kidding

it is just funny to give your credits at the end of it too yeah I give you credits from 30 years ago I should run for set it so they should be like one of the legion of skanks you've seen him on white boys in the hood you may know him from P. Diddy's bad boys of comedy he was managed by P. Diddy himself managed by P. Diddy for three years three years

yeah he's running he's gonna run for set that's crazy and here's a thing he is good at that shit That Smutzen? Politician? Yeah, he stands by the...

It's going to be funny, though, because all the horses shit he's going to pull in the Senate if he gets... I think he's going to have a pay phone putting his... Oh, no, he's going to start out with pointing comics.

He wants to come to the club to things. Andrew Schultz is our secretary of... All his press conferences. What? Huh? Oh, my God. What the fuck is he going to do? What did you say?

That's a nightmare. He's deaf. What? Huh? I don't know. You only have to write the senator. No one can talk to him. Why are there so many songs about...

That's his... It's me. Vinnie Brandt Covert to Frog Ray Roboto. Hey. Hey. Hey. Yeah, as you want. You want a stand-up comedian club owner who has hearing aids.

Oh, my God. He can't hear. Huh? But he is very... I mean, I've talked to him over the years when we used to talk. He's talked to him all the time. He's really smart with politics and stuff. He's really involved in that.

And then he's a smart guy. He's a smart guy. He's just, you know, kind of a little. Smart to figure out his final solution where he wants Black Lou and his family out of the state. He's got to get Cory Booker out. He's got to get Cory Booker out first and he's sending Black Lou with him. And all your stupid fire alarms. You're blinking fire alarm people.

He's only thinking here. They're taking the whole neighborhood. That's why he's running because that fucks up his hearing aids. He's like a dog freaking out. No one else knows what the problem is. Only Black Lou and Vinnie Brander pissed. Yeah, so he's, I mean, he, you know, not that he, I mean, once you're a politician, you're kind of in until you fuck up bad.

Because people just vote for you because they're lazy. But he's going to run for Senate. That's pretty wild. And if he gets in, if he becomes the Senate, if he becomes the senator of New Jersey. Oh, my God. Yeah. He still shows up to do a 45-minute spot when you're there on weekends.

Nice. But it's just a secret service comes in. It takes over the green room. Hey, hey, what's going on? The food's not going to get better at that club, no matter what happens. This definitely means the food's not going to get better. His mind's going to be elsewhere. Well.

He always wants to do that club in Bridgeport that I think it's in the middle of a bad neighborhood with a balcony. Actually, one of the worst neighborhoods in Connecticut. And he sold it to me. He's like, it's coming back. This is part of the process. The club there, they got a new restaurant. Restaurant went under.

Club's still there. Huh? Huh? Bridgeport. Bridgeport. Oh, that place is never coming back. He opened a restaurant too. Well, they had a, no, they had a burger place next door that he would get the food from.

Oh, that's gone. And he was like, they were starting to put businesses downtown. And he was like, it's coming back. It's going to be old Bridgeport. and they forgot to get the people that live in Bridgeport out. But new Bridgeport won. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I remember it was a, I came home from that gig. I did that gig once and I came home with like, we had bonfire material for weeks. We looked up like, there was like five child rappers that had their flyers up in like the bodegas and stuff. I get looking them up. I'm like just child rappers. They're like, check out my shit motherfucker. They're like seven.

I remember there's a, you, there's a park right in front of the club, like one of those little town parks. and I had a park on the other side of it and I remember I would have to run through the park every day it was a little tiny park I would just run to the front door of the club and just bang on it let me in the door's open

freaking out he's somebody else out here and he's an adult my friend went to school the university of Bridgeport and you would never leave the kid why did he go there? He wasn't smart

yeah he transferred after the wonderful track program yeah he realized very quickly oh this is living health track program. Thank you, Bobby. God damn it.

That was a great one. I think. Yeah, that town is gabage. And the jokes didn't help it out of it. I wonder where does Vinnie live? What part of Jersey? Oh, he lives in the country, dude.

He has like a mansion in the country. But you don't know what part-ish? I think it's near the club. It's not too far. No way it's near the club. I think it's not too far. It's not too far. The club's also a shitty neighbor.

New Brunswick? Oh, yeah. Yeah, it's a college town shitty. It's college and shitty. It's college and ghetto. Yeah, but the college kids at certain times of the year make it all right. You know, and they're not there. It's pretty fucking crazy.

Monmouth County. He served in the local board of education. Huh? Huh? Huh? We need new buses. Huh? Buses.

Huh? He's from my hometown. Huh? Well. Oh. Oh. Monmouth County. I'm all right.

Oh, no, you have to vote for him now. Jacob's hometown. Yeah. So he... When you come from Monmouth County, there's not much to do with your time. Skip rocks. You and Susie. Catch a little smooch.

With his hicc accent. You get a little smooch underneath the bleachers. Susie. Reach up her skirt, cotton panties, bicycles. I just want to say that abortion is illegal in Jersey now? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. It's still legal.

can get if you want. Vinnie Bryant definitely doesn't believe in an abortion. He's got like 15 kids. You can make it into the city in 50 minutes from where the boss grew up. Sure. And he's got that accent. Yeah. Her getting there.

Oh, you grow up with a steel mill. There's no steel mills near you. Oh, shucks. Shit, what does my dad do then? Yeah. Be careful. I was confused Vinnie Brand with Vinnie Guaddi, New Jersey Shore who resides in Staten Island.

What? Who's making that mistake? You think that's why they think he's running for Senate? They go, Vinnie Guadigino's running for Senate. Viguanigo. Viniguanino. It's running. It's going to be Bolly D.

It's either me or the guy who can't hear. Yeah, where's the smush room in the senator's mansion? Smush room. You know, the senator's mansion needs a smush room. Hey, there should be a condom dispenser in the bathroom. All over. You have a press conference, sir. T-shirt time.

Cabs here. Hey, get that fat calf secretary out of here. Yo, this chick's too big. She's making me upset. Get somebody hotter in here. Hey, I want Gabba Gull every day. It's my Gapagall. Hey, these chicken colors are pounded down flat like Ma!

It's called Gapagall. Gravy nuts sauce. All right, this is the time where everybody in the house has to beat up the beat. All right. Well. Hey, can I ask you a question? Yeah. Because I've now heard the name twice and someone made it as it.

I thought they were kidding. Yeah. When they go, hey, I'm opening. It's been a fun weekend working with you. It's good because next week I have to work with little mozzarella. Yeah. And I go, who's a little mozzarella? You go, the biggest thing in the world right now.

Who's little mozzarella? It's a comedian? Well, he's not a comedian. He's more of a... He's more of a influencer that went to clubs and did his little thing. What do you do? I actually had him on my podcast. He's a pretty nice guy.

Yeah? But it's like a character he does. Oh, God. And he goes... Yeah. Even on mute. He does... Bobby had him on so.

Bobby's going to watch. Bobby goes, I had him on my show. And he was a pretty good dude. There's a problem. You're over... You're over broadcasting. Let me try it again. Ask me again.

You know Little Monce Raleas? Yeah, buddy. I had him on my pod. He's all right, dude. He's a nice guy. Nice guy. Really nice guy. It's like a character.

It's a character. So you want us move on? No. I don't know what it is. Oh. How you done? This hits Jacob on a level. Dude, this guy has put...

Jacob has felt the hot, wet, armpit of that guy on the back of his neck so many times in his life, whether it's in a fucking... a nuggie or an arm around you or this little guy right this little guy right here yeah last week on the train back to Queens he had the Italian flag tattooed on his arm for sure absolutely well I always said this I understand this guy

I've said it years ago on Opie and Anthony you need a catchphrase and a people yeah well you're a little steak and cheese that's it it's it catchphrase how you doing Italian people that's it MarshmeliOs dude I wish I fucking double down on it you should double down it more you ran from it Marshmellios You should have been marshmallows When I came out, it would be thousands of people going,

Let's see. Yeah, dude. Lo-Mazarelle. So he is doing shows. He's doing live shows. He's doing, I mean, dude, he works every weekend. Comics book at him? Every weekend he's working.

Edmonton? Every week. Vic di Petito. Is it the same kind of thing? Well, yeah, but. Vic Dubedoo. I think Vic had an act. I think he goes up and does his thing.

What's he doing? You know who worked? I want to see it. Danny Braff worked with him. Little mozzarella? Little mozzarella. Can I see some of a stand-up, please? A little mozzarella stand-up.

He's got a lollipop in his hand. He sells it. That's his merch. Is it? No. I believe you. I would, that was him. God.

But all these people are coming here to see him. Like, they're there to see this. How you doing? Just give me wise guys show flashbacks right now. Let's see. Jacob loves him Jacob loves it Jacob's cracking up

Jacob, when'd you get that fucking Where'd you get that can? Lou, that's my sound effect, please. Helium comedy buffalo thinks it's fire. I'm done, your sister. Jacob loves him. Jacob loves him. You guys had a ball together on your show.

On the podcast? Yeah. He was all right. He was actually pretty cool. You don't know what's at all? We had a, no, I was a little nervous that he was going to come in and just be, how you doing?

And I was going to have to put up with that. You should be a little chowder. He was, I don't want to be chowder. Little chowder. No, I don't want to be chowder. Little chowder. I want to be like, little lobster's not good.

Roast beef, maybe something with roast beef? Low roast beef. Yeah. How about how about, how about Kelly Clams? How about a little freckle? Boston shit. No, I'm not freckles. I'm not fucking.

Italian side. A little clover? You went to the Italian side? A little garlic. A little garlic? A little marinerara. Little marinera. And you and you and Mutsarol, I'll be big muts.

Oh, you could be balsamic lays. I put all the, I'll be tomato. You'd be beefsteak tomato. Bobby tomatoes. Actually, I think I'm beefsteak tomato now that I hear it. Now that I hear it out loud, I think I'd be steak tomato. Hey, beefsteak tomato over you. Gabagoo, eh?

sister, how you doing? Hey, your sister's bowls. You sister's balls. You sister's balls. I like the Italian when they go, Boles. We're doing them and he's still laughing.

That's how much you love him. You fucking love this guy. You love guinea humor, dude, so much. You're a big fan. Yeah. Damn, dude. Jacob, you're having flashbacks. Yeah.

Even flashbacks is getting fucking chumped by a little Montereau and his little fat friends. Can't get away from these Dumbo's. Yeah. The guy's always got sweat in the middle of his white tank top.

He's got like some gold chain with a little Italian horn that always got in your face when he pushed you against the wall. Jerk off pride. Oh, they're so proud of being a place that never been. They never went to when they were younger either. Never went. Italian pride.

What about you and your Jewish pride? Yeah, you do have stupid Jewish pride too. I don't, I don't say anything. What do I do? You say fuck Palestine? You say fuck Palestine. Go birds. Every hour on the hour,

every hour you go over in the corner and do some weird prayer. Yeah, you go. fucking weird shit. You put a like a fucking GoPro in your forehead and wrap your arm and shit. You wear a yarmulke under your toupee. Yep.

Everybody knows. It's a toupee. Everyone knows. He has a yamaic. It's a hair system. That's what you should get a yamaica a toupee. You don't remember what the Irox. You should be a yarmica with hair attacks, dude.

But it should be dreadlocks like the, like when you get the big hat, the Jamaica hat. Yeah. Well, do I remember what? What the I rock stood for? Yeah. What was it? tell us. Italian retard out cruising.

That's what they used to say in high school. That's what the nerd used to say. Bobby, I didn't make it up. While you were saying that, Bobby was taking the T-tops off his ride. Yeah, I had a car with T-tops. Of course you did. Stupidest invention ever. Buddy.

You had to take them off. And then put him in your back seat. You had to pull over, put them in a sleeve, and then put them in your trunk. It sucked. And hope to God you didn't hit a lot of bumps. Yeah. Without a doubt, the biggest jerk-off group of high school. What, the Italians?

Yeah. Where'd you grow up? Marlborough. New Jersey. New Jersey, yeah. Next to the boss's hometown. I love, I love, I love him. Fat Italians beat him.

That's exactly right. That's who he was surrounded by. They made fun of Jacob because he brought a bagged lunch every day. Fucking loser. Going down to the Whole Foods next to Trader Joe's. Who eats salmon at lunch? Jacob. 12.

Yeah. Jacob ate with chopsticks like Molly Ringwald and Breakfast Club. He brought his own soy sauce packets. Lunch was a nice. I know soy sauce.

I got me. He brought his chopsticks. He just assimilated to a culture who'll never be here. Jacob took his shoes off and got on his knees at the lunch table

was already sushi. Jacob was afraid to throw his Chinese stars at the Italian kids. It's called shashimi, you grease ball. It's called Shishimi Jacob

Did a lot of kids I've worked full circle Then I came here in the first show They attached me to It was the wise guy show Worst fucking Worst show In the history of all radio

You remember on it? Everybody was talentless I did it once You both went on They did it once They fucking fucking cut my knees out When I went on

What was a mob show Specifically Did you got the open Is that why you're five six They were 5, 8, you piece of shit Oh, Jacobs, you were 5, 6. You're not 5.8. You're not 5.8.

I went on there and they were just dicks. Like, I was so excited to go on that show. I loved that type of deal. I thought I was going to go on. They were going, hey, this fucking guys all right. But it was a very... You're already dead. It was a very...

Robert Patrick Kelly. You're already gone. I went and it was very... The energy in there was very... They're told they have to have guests on. Their guests are booked for them. They just find out. Oh, yeah.

They go, I guess the comedians coming in, and they treated me as such. Yeah, I don't even, I barely remember it. Chacha, right? Yes. That big fat shithead. He was the worst. It wasn't Polly Walnuts, right? It was Vincent Pestori.

Vincent Pest, yeah, he was the, it was his show basically, but sometimes, but he would be out away a lot. And Chachah, and, but it wasn't Polly Wollett. And then Chasha was the worst. It was such. a terrible atmosphere when you walked in because they didn't want you there and then when they brought you in they're like go what do you got and they ate like massive quantities of food i did i did like that part massive and what's their thing what was the show about it was built around the sopranos so they talked about the show no talking about italian and being and being it was the

whatever happened on the sopranos that week and just being italian talking about being italian what a bunch of fucking jerkoffs yeah and they watchy ball yeah talk about it I do like a Bachi ball. Yeah. I do like that. Do you put the pork bones in the sauce? You just take the meat off the sauce. You got to put the sauce on Friday and let it simmer till Sunday.

I'll do it. Whatever you come up with, you're not even coming close. It was that Italian. You hate it. I have the theme song to give Jacob Flash. Hey, before you do that, guys, we have to, we got to get this out there. You guys, it's your chance to win a pair of tickets to see Sal Volcano on the, is that the song? It's traumatizing me.

If you can... Sal volcano, he's very Italian. Hey, you want to see this Gindalung up there and do his thing? Sal comedy's very Italian-centric. Yes, Flecklu? If you... If you... When he's on line one, he wanted to speak to you.

Who is? Can I... Mike Fanoia? What's up? What's up, Mikey? Mikey Finoichis. Fanoiches. Hey, Bobby Fredbow.

What's happening? What's going on? Snake Killer. Oh, Schoonjili. Schoonjili Vizvanoia. Hey, Gaba Gooch. I hear any of you talking shit about a little more. I'm gonna fuck you all up.

Hey, I'm not, hey, whoa, whoa, I'm not talking nothing about him. I had nothing more respect. It's Jay throwing him onto the fucking bus. The Mozadell? Jay's the rat. No, I just asked about him. My first time ever hearing his voice was today. How you done?

How you done? Your sister. Let me tell you something. Little Mooselle is the reason that one day you guys are going to hear that I'm hung and hang myself in my fucking closet. Why? You owe money or something? Mike can you not do it in the club Can you do it in the shed just to keep the value of the house up

Yeah that's true That is true dude Yeah do it always get rid of the shed The house, they're going to have to bring it down It's going to be an Amnivale house Yeah dude you don't do that to your wife We don't want your ghosts living in the house Working kids

Listen the trippy Grateful Dead music all the time I wish they would just say boo Whatever happened to just making a boo No night Three hours later I can't sleep Hey you do. I'm going to hang like a I'm going to hang like a pursuit

Like an idiot Hey is the black hoof pig hanging from the ceiling Dude the wise guy's shit I don't know if he makes me more upset As a comic or as an Italian Mike I always forget you're Italian I always think you're Jewish

And I don't know why Because he's friends with me You're only Jewish friend My last name and nine of them are val. I still can't get it right. Finia? Fanonios. Fanonios.

Fanonios. Finunziio. How you do? Yeah, but... That's Joey from fucking Joey. That's Joey from friends, dude. This is what, this is like, even how you doing is not fucking original. Mike, how do you really feel about him?

Also, Mike, how you really feel. Also, mozzarella is a cheese. Not a person. What? Che? What? I'm breaking this whole thing's... I know, Jay.

This whole thing's bullshit. Just a nickname, James. I'm just blindly getting mics back. That's not how you spell little. You forgot the teeth. That's right. It's L-I-L doesn't mean anything. It's not even a word.

Guys, it's a nickname. Oof. Yeah. I had him on my podcast. I'll give him a knuckle sandwich. He's Bobby's best friend. Hey, can I... Their co-owners of Punch-Up Live.

Can I book you and him on YKWD together so we can have this discussion? Oh, hell yeah, dude. Little mozzarella versus a little pepper. Little Mikey peppers? Hang in Mike. Like little Mikey peppers. They call me Mikey peppers. I always bring me jars in peppers.

You can put me in a salad or you just eat me regular. Yeah, I'm fucking Mikey Monty Gaug. A little mo mooselle. Mikey Montagat. I like that. Mike, that's your new name, by the way. Mikey Madagat. He's coming to the concert.

Little mozzarella. How you, though? I love you and I hate your guy. Love you too. Bye, buddy. I'll learn to hate him for you. You know, he's on 93 right now going somewhere. You hate him by default because you love me.

That's right. I love you, so I hate him. I love all of you. I love everybody. We're going to melt that little mozzarella. Melt that mozzarella's not good. melted mozzarella? I don't like it

What? I don't like it Pizza? I don't You like regular cheese Raw mozzarella cheese over just

melted mozzarella cheese The mozzarella With the tomato And a little Balsama glaze Yeah Sure I'd rather take that

Over it on a pizza No That's a lie I like regular cheese What do you lie for To your friends I'm not You're trying to make him

Think you're not Fucking Italian That Italian So he's not afraid of you anymore Hey how you doing? I like regular. I like my pizza.

Cheese or pepperoni. That's it. I don't like any of the fancy fucking horse shit. You're talking about just fresh mozzarella. Yeah, not like the chunks of it. I don't want to clump a mozzarella and melt it on my thing. No, but who does that? They do that, dude.

Do you know the cheese on pizza is mozzarella cheese? Yeah, but it's shredded mozzarella. I don't like the clumps of it. Bobby, this is why you were rejected on the Wise Guy show. Yeah, I'll be honest with you right now. I'm with them. Oh, this guy doesn't even understand It doesn't even understand the amount of Montserd-

I thought you were talking What do you think so? Cogonzola I said that before you, dumb dago I like I like Breachese pizza Oh, Christ With the Rhine

Oh, this guy's doing artisan pizzas now Stugats Have you ever had a Havarati pizza To die Oh my God Dude, Dude, Guta pizza I'm gonna go upside you not right now

Stand there And then another one over here and then I went right in your sucky in your guts You know, yeah, like see the square The circles native, I don't like it like that Bobby, I don't even like a pizza that's cooked like this Someone should take this and throw it out Yeah, it's a piece of shit

Yeah, it should be a perfect circle The way Domino's figured it out Why can't you wood fire cold oven poor shit? Yeah, I hate when they'd get, look at that one down the bottom of the world Hey, can I always have a half burnt, half cheese falling off the other side shitty pizza from your tavern? And it's like just open season Nobody wants that unless you're a jerk off.

A lot of people like that stupid shit. The fucking wise guys like that shit. No, no, they don't, Jay. Do you remember? Jay, they fucking don't like you. How do you disrespect them? Were you guys there when they had to... Jacob, shut you up.

Talking to Jay right now. Oh, pipe down! You don't fucking learn from high school, do you? That's fucking Jew kid. Runs his mouth all day long. This is a fucking pipsqueen. Jacob, I'm going to give you a sock across you're not, okay? Hang on, here comes.

And then another one right here. And then no one bang, boom. Right beside your face. Give him a kick in the ass. for me Jay and a little kick in the ass take that you cock suck take his change give me a fucking change right now give me a fucking change you know what you

cross of David take that too whatever that starred David what is this what you're watching crazy star right here what is this what are you into witchcraft you fucking good in school what is this everything they did had an suck his dick again Jay suck his dick you're about to get your dick suck pull your shit out right now if they talk about

shut up I'm sucking your fucking dick how full you disrespectful when a man sucking your dick you fucking keep your mouse shut. You're going to hit you what I'm going to go. You get a little of a guy. No respect. All right, let me finish off. Great, now I'm out of fucking spit.

Now I'm done with this. This guy's an asshole. Fucking, I got a dry mouth. Full balls. Full balls. Mikey Madaghan. It's on the highway right now. All fueled up.

It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball. shit. So anyway, if you want to see Sal talk for, I heard the show is two and a half hours long of straight Italian talk. Yeah. And at the end, he brings up little mozzarella.

And then little mozzarella come up and they make up songs on the spot. They play improv games. And none of them are prepared. Yeah, but they use an accordion. Did you know that? If you guys want to see Salvo County perform, for what,

four and a half hours in some cities, I understand, exclusively ranting and rambling about being Italian. Sal is one of the funniest fucking people on the planet One of the nicest guys I love him, one of my good friends One of those of our great friends Make sure you enter

To try to get those tickets They got to call our number Yeah, it's 969 8669669 1969 You can call and get three tickets, right? Yeah, and when you call, I'll figure out Oh, it's a pair of tickets

We have different shows Is it a pair of tickets? You have different tickets for different shows You can see him in Colorado Springs. You can see him in Austin, Texas. What? I said Vegas. You're in Vegas, Austin, and Colorado Springs.

But when you call up, you've got to go, how you doing? Yeah, only talk to me in Little Mutser. Yes, if you call up, you have to talk. We have to have full Italian conversation. You can't. If you call up regular. You're fucking Stugats. If you call up, how I'd like the ticket, you ain't getting them.

Well, if you don't fucking live there, what do you want the tickets for you? You have to call up and go, hey, I heard a couple tickets. It fell off a truck over in Jersey. Who told you that? I just heard a thing. We told you that. What are you fucking doing talking about here? Cover your mouth when you're talking.

All right. A little birdie. I don't want to rat out Jacob. You cover your fucking mouth when you talk. Everyone's looking. Can I ask a question? No. You want your dick sucked again? Is that what you're looking for?

What do you want to take a break? I'll break your fucking head. I'm going to give you one of these, Jacob, right here. What? What is right here? You know what, Jay? Suck it again. I'm going to suck it again.

He's still at it out. This guy's laughing while you're sucking. Oh, it's funny that I'm sucking your dick, eh? I'm going to give you another one to your fucking nut. What are you gay? And then one right to your cock. Who laughs while they're getting their dick sucks? Put some ice on that thing and I'll suck it later, you fucking homosexual you are.

How you do you are? They call me a little fojole. Bobby Kelly's going to be a little fojole. the comedy works south in Colorado competing directly with Sal Volcano where you can get free tickets for him. You can get free tickets for me. Don't you say that. That's February 5th through the 7th.

After that he'll be in Columbus, Ohio, Batavia, Illinois, and Comics Roadhouse in Connecticut. For tickets and all their tour dates, go to punchup.org slash Robert Kelly. And check out Bobby's YouTube channel, YouTube.com slash at Robert Kelly Comedy. And of course, every Tuesday night at 7 p.m. at the fat black pussycat lounge at the comedy cellar. How was it last night, fun? Uh, no, it was not.

Now the weather's shitty, man. It's just tough. Guess how many people were there? How many? Guess. 300. No. No, it's an 80 seater.

Oh, it's only 80 seats. I just stay in the city and do that every Tuesday. 79 seats. 80. It's 80. It's 80. Yeah. How many people?

75. No. Lower. Seventy-two. Nope. We don't get time for this. Anyways, Big Jay. Levity Live this weekend, the 30th and the 31st.

After that, he's going to be in Daniel Beach. 68. Nope. Fort Worth. Fort Worth. And then in Nashville for tickets. No, you're wrong again. Go low.

Go low, low. For tickets. Zero people. No, go up just a little bit. And all of the tour days, go to bigj comedy.com. 58. No, low again. Go back low.

YouTube.com slash at big J. Okerson. One person. No, a little bit up than that. Just a little bit. too far for his live show and all his specials up there. I think I skipped the 60s. Sixty one? No, go down.

Two. Nope. Up a little more. Three. Nope. Up a little more. 55. No.

You got one of those numbers right. Five? Shut up. And I was, yeah. Why did you do it? Well, because I promised there's a waiter over at the cellar who is a stand-up comic in a couple weeks ago. I was like, hey, come by.

I'll let you do a spot. So what? He came by with his girlfriend. You saved him humiliation for five people. She left it only before. With Dr. Gail there? Is this why he won't get me both hocks in my armpits anymore? Dr. Gail was there?

Dr. Gail was there. He gave me a Wolverine juice. So he did a great job, though. It was good. And the crowd was the people. I was going to say crowd. I said the people were great. So there you go.

And I got a couple new bits working. My hero bit is killing it. That's good. Well, you are a hero. I do. I'm a hero. It's not a bit.