The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Pageant Face

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

The news breaks that Jimmy Kimmel will return to television and Jay goes through all the talk show hosts from the last ten years. Bobby hates actor Mark Ruffalo and his political rants even though he cannot pronounce his name. | The campers are encouraged to vote for Corey Feldman on Dancing With The Stars but Robert Irwin is beyond talented. His moves are elite and he posses the skill of selling the performance through his face. Jay tries to make "pageant faces" because it's the one thing that he lacks in his own dancing performances. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Yo, yo. What's wrong? Me? Yeah. Buddy. Did the Patriots lose? Did they?

Wow. I tell you what, Drake's, I was enjoying the game so much on Sunday. I was lying there. I was like, this is great. And then he just threw, he just did this. This, through this interception that sucked. Yeah. It just made me feel like shit.

Were you watching with Max? I was watching with Max. Did you get to see the disappointment in your face? Whatever, dude. I fell asleep. During the game? Yeah, I fell asleep. You just checked out.

Checked out. Wow. Yeah. They lost again, huh? Checked out. What are they one and two? I don't know. It's only three games.

Yeah, whatever. You don't even know what the record is. Yeah. Is it one and two, Black Lou? It's one and two. I think it's one and two. two that's your penis one and two one and two one by two to one inch and then it becomes a two inch oh I think you're saying it's one by two it's one inch long and two inches thick that too

it's a strange it's like a dreidel yeah you're you're a you're a enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in a wrap in one by two that song was good I like that song the Super Bowl champions the Eagles no not that one Philadelphia no no I went there once hi I hate that song you don't hate it and you're starting to love it it's what happened Philadelphia makes good hooky tunes that's why everybody loves the Sixers song and everybody loves

the brand new Eagles anthem I think it should go fuck birds yay ice and and from the river to the sea go birds fuck ice and free Palestine

there's fucking what a dumb what's this three what you're talking about dude it's the three prime directives Three prime directives Goberds Fuck ice

Free Palestine It's such a stupid Little thing to say It's just Which one of these things Doesn't go with the others What Take you stupid

Trophy and beat it We don't want to hear your shit Bring back bad auditions On American Idol Fuck ice Free Palestine Really makes me angry They brought back

Jimmy Kimmel is back Within the last hour or two hours It's happened Well, there goes half hour My stand-up comedy routine That's just about Jimmy Kimmel Free Speech now I'm giving up a little more of my comedy

To make room for free speech preaching My social media is pretty much going to become just me marching for free speech Was there anything worse I will die a martyr Worse than the next day the next two days of comics having to give their two cents on the First Amendment.

I know. Shut up. Yeah, well, wasn't this not a First Amendment? I did a turnaround on it. When I first heard he was fired for something he said, I write away, as a comic, I'm always going to go, that sucks. And I still think it sucks.

Yeah. It still sucks. I wish it was something he was trying to say funny instead of just making more fucking stupid political statements on comedy shows. But, okay, he said what he said. I don't think you should have gotten removed from it at all or whatever.

Personally, and I wish he wouldn't have. However, somebody made very clear to me that I go, well, this isn't a free speech thing. It's a, you work for Disney. Yeah. And ABC's a Disney company, and, like, they don't want you to say these, like, blanket, like, political statements. When I was on Kimmel doing my set,

they were like, you can't say all of this. They made me change everything in my bit to the point where it was mediocre. Yeah, but it was super pro-Trump. That's his thing. No, I wasn't pro-Trump. It was actually fuck Obama back then. That's what I was on. Hell yeah, dude.

No. And only because he was black. You like his policies. Yeah, no, I love his policies. 100% because he's black black. You're just not pledging allegiance to a black man. That's Boston Code. Yeah, you can't go on any TV and just say what you want.

There's no freedom of speech on NBC, ABC, CBS. Right. That's what I'm saying. It's like you're going to catch shit for it and possibly get fired. They have standards of practices. We don't have free speeds on this radio station. Thank God. Legion of Skanks is behind a paywall.

Or I'd be fired from this job for the things I say. Yeah. It would trickle over. Yeah. If Jimmy went on his podcast after his show and said whatever he wants, he wouldn't be able to get fired for that, you know? And it's funny because nobody, Shane got fired from S&L. Not one person. Before he saw the floor.

Yeah. Not one. Before we saw the elevator in the building. No one person stuck up for him. Not one person was out there. I'm going to cancel fucking. my cable. I'm never watching SNL again. Unfortunately, if you don't have cable

you're still going to get SNL. It's a network. You can't cancel anything for it. Yeah, that's right. You've got to find out the sponsors who are putting the pressure to fire shame. I'm never having wheat thins again. Yeah, there you go. Fuck you craft macaroni and cheese standing behind cancel culture. Suck my dick, healthy yogurt. That makes

you shit. Fuck you, Sky Rizzi for monitors of your plexeriasis. fuck you I hope people get psoriasis and it doesn't get cured because I'm not buying your stupid product and I've got severe psoriasis plaque

yeah it was so stupid but here's the thing he never got fired he got suspended right he was suspended indefinitely yeah but that means you're suspended to they figure out what the fuck

they're going to do with you and then every single actor in the world Mark Rufio Rofio what the fuck is the last name before you correct me on it and look at it. I don't know. That was so wrong Ruffalo. Ruffalo. Ruffalo.

Ruffalo. I thought I was thinking Marco Rubio. But that's what I was talking about. Marco Rubio. Rubio, Mark Ruffalo. Roof. Ruffalo. Whatever. I like him. I was in a movie with him. I did a scene with, I called him Mark. Markie back then. Okay. That's what he told me to call him. Not Ruff. Not Ruff.

What was the movie? That's a good thing. It was a movie. that they hired me for and um what was the movie i don't know it was um him and amanda pete typed that in amanda pete and mark ruffio ruffial ruffial

rafelio uh rafford mark rafford yeah it doesn't kill you that's it you didn't know the movie you were in no i don't know a lot jay when you're when you're sag and you're a thesbian like me you forget some of the stuff you're in

Is the theme of this? What Doesn't Kill You Make You Stronger? What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger. I remember I did the scene and the director, the worst part is when you do the first take and then you hear just people talking and you know you fucked up because they're just like And I heard this is what I heard that made me almost fall into my own body and just leave you. I heard, what's he doing? I heard

I heard I heard what's he doing and I was like I'm acting and they were like They were like Listen because I was in New York for so long or whatever I turned my Boston accent turned into an Italian dude for some of you

I was Joe Pesci I was like hey listen you You're the fucking you hated bill You gotta pay your fucking bill And they were like Yeah don't do that. You're from Boston. And I forgot, I had to tone it down,

but I still think I did it. Yeah, he was a sweet guy, but now he's a main... Did you see his rant he gave? Who? Macho. Rufio. I've never seen a guy that... Just, Bobby, just read it. Nope. I will not. I'll say it the way I want

to say it. Mark Rufiallo. He's a good actor. If I read it, it's the same... I'm still wrong, Jay. No, no. Sounded out. Shut up, you fucking school teacher. I want you to do good. You're... Listen to me.

Because I root for you. I'm a bad person. You are a bad person because you like... You have it over me. My spelling, you have over me. This has nothing that was spelling. When I read, last week I did a read and it was great. Two reads in a row and you were staring at me the whole time.

And then after the second read for the last day, you went, I'm proud of you. Yeah. That makes me sick to my stomach. What? Fuck you, Jay. What? I don't need you to be proud of me. Why?

Because... You're making games, dude. You're not my father. Mark Rufio. Rufelow. How do you say it? You just had it. Rufelio.

No, but you're... I hate you. You can see it, though. I hate you. I hate you. It's on the screen. I hate you. What is RUFF spell?

Roof. What is the spell? Roof. Rough, rough. Rough, rough. And then, A. L.O. Ruffalo.

Yeah. You know, it does feel good when you're proud of me. Yeah. I do feel really good when you're proud of me. I don't want you to stop being proud of me. I'll never stop being proud of you.

You're my boy. It makes you, because I never had a dad, Jay. I'm always going to be proud of you. I'm going to be proud of you. I love you so much. I'm going to miss you. Dude, next time you can buy the house, let's skip stones in the pool.

I'm going to teach you how to do it the good way. You get like eight jumps. Can we get the dictionary, teach me some words and I'm fucking up? Absolutely. Absolutely. I miss you so much. How old is he?

I've never seen. He's one of those guys that aged 20 years overnight. He was very young looking and then it hit all at once. Fascinating. He's had a bit of a Ruffalo life. Ruffalo. How old is he? I liked it.

Hang on one second. Every stop. I liked it. That was good. A Ruffalo life. It's been a little bit of Ruffalo living. I have a Ruffalo. time saying his last name but not

anymore. Papa Jay help me you're so good dude he know what he is he's a big his big thing for years was fracking that was his political I'm on the guy fuck fracking he really just went after it but now this Jimmy Kimmel thing

every actor went nuts on the First Amendment free speech shit and it's such bullshit because you can't say anything you want on network TV they know that and it wasn't a joke. If it was a joke, I would actually be like, cool. The thing that he got suspended, not fired, was not a joke.

It was a statement. It was a corporation he works for saying, is not okay with that? It wasn't the corporation. It was actually affiliates that were like, fuck him. We don't want to air his thing. And then the FCC guy gave it. Now, you know.

Well, no, no. He actually, it was fucking up their big $6.1 billion dollar ESPN deal or whatever it was. They're in the middle of this deal. It's supposed to go through. And this fucking knucklehead. who's been told to tame it down a little bit so that we can get this.

It's all money. It has to do with all money. Of course. Stop fucking up our money. It has nothing to do with the First Amendment. If he was getting 20 million views a night like Carson, you think they would give a fuck what he's saying? No.

Bobby was saying all weekend off air that this kid who shot Charlie Kirk was definitely MAGA, for sure. Bobby's been saying that all weekend. Yeah. And sure, I got Jimmy Kimmel suspended. but they seem to be afraid of you over here at Sirius XM, Bobby. You can just say whatever you want.

I mean, you go from dad to stepdad real quick. You go from fucking, you go from helping to hurt him. Bobby, you've been saying all weekend that this guy is definitely MAGA. You'll hurt people, hurt people, Jay. Isn't that what Kimmel said? Wasn't that the big thing? No, he says it was a guy thinks he's definitely MAGA. No, he actually didn't even say it like a...

One of their own. He said, they're saying that it was, but it was definitely one of theirs. He said it like a statement, like, And it's like, dude, shut the fuck up. Come on, Jimmy. Or, you know, just like, you know, do some comedy about the news. Yeah. You know, the show.

I heard, you know, for... Well, the joke after it was funny. It was pretty funny about Trump. Because they were like, what do you think about that? He's like, eh, we got the new ballroom. Oh, oh. But that wasn't a joke. I mean, that was like going to the thing.

He goes, he's taking it pretty hard. It was a joke. It was a sarcastic joke about him. Yeah, I thought it was funny. I mean, you couldn't have a better person as president to get those kind of moments. Oh, he's the best. He's already moved on. Charlie Cook, sure, pretty sad.

However, ballroom's getting done. And they just moon walks across it. It's a big week, everybody, by the way. Let me start off the week by saying, get your fucking voting fingers ready tomorrow night because this is it. We're in the crunch time. He's in last place with Andy Richter, Corey Feldman,

on Dancing with the Stars. And I thought it would be fun if we said we would take credit because I was going to assume he would move himself along a few weeks and we could be like, that's us. That's us helping out. But we're about to be exposed. Because Corey Feldman is giving us nothing. He's giving us no help on his end.

Well, here's the thing. He's doing a terrible job. It's not true. I think he's going to him. He did a live. He was on live, which is his lives are great. Well, I'm not allowed to see. I'm blocked.

You're not blocked. He doesn't know you're on the show yet. Well, he did a live, and it was funny because he tried to do the live with his in the dark at night with sunglasses on. Love it. And then realized that he's 60. too and he needs to take the sunglasses off to read the comments and he

I'm pretty sure Jay I'm from his energy because you know he's an emotional guy you know that he is fucking crazy right from his energy from the live I think he's still in no no he is still in everybody's in

no I think he knows something I think he knows because what we exposed that the whole thing's rigged well he said something at the beginning that was a little weird, I might be misquoting it, but like, oh, you guys caught something or something like that, but his energy was very positive. You know if he knew he was going to be ousted, he'd be bummed out or making excuses already, right? He was really happy and energetic

and I think he's still in from his live. He is a lunatic. Yeah. Who believes it's always going great you watched him for 30 some shows this guy went out there and playing a guitar solo and he doesn't have to play the guitar it was great though it was great in its own way it was magical it was it was magical of course it was I'm saying Bobby we're arguing the same thing from a different angle I think here we need his magic yes needs to stay on dancing with the stars it's not going to be town it's going to be magic and us believing in that magic enough to vote for him, because I'm telling you, America's not going to vote for him. No, they know to keep him on.

People love a train wreck. Whether you dislike him or like him, they know he's the biggest star on the show, too. Let me tell you. I watched the whole episode. I watched the whole episode. I watched all the dances. Aside from Andy Richter, who the people were upset at his score, the audience booed his score was too low.

No one did that when Corey Feldman got the same exact score. So it's not, the audience isn't like way behind him for some reason. uh maybe the show is i don't think so um but he's he's go jacob i don't understand the show it's not the audience in the room no people voted home during the show yes absolutely but no no but there's two judges i'm not sure how the scoring works christian you can probably look this up i don't have the scoring works but there's judges right there that give him a score that's why he's in last place right now and i'm telling you the fans they're going to be told that he goes to the end i'm saying this right now but we think it's rigged already and he got the

booted right away. I'm saying it right now that the fans you're going to understand his fan base too. He has multiple fan bases. He has a fan base from Goonies and all the movies and then he has a fan base that watches him for the disaster.

He's got two fan bases. It's beautiful you think that. But no one's there for the ride really. You're talking about some... Now here's the thing. The people that are... They look like he has a... Oh, his hands are together. I look like he has like a open heart surgery wound on his chest. The people that are, what a terrible picture of him doing that Michael Jackson

move that he put up there himself. He looks like an old man doing that at a wedding. But he's his energy when you watch that clip. He's very excited. Everybody's talking about it. I love that. Jenna Johnson as his partner. She was beautiful. How many how many people have 14,000 likes and what is the vibe in the comments? This is put out from dancing with the stars. But what are the vibes in the comments. Oh, what are the vibes in the comments? Yes, it would be great. Yeah, what are the vibes in the comments?

All right. Seeing him smile and have fun makes me happy. He's been through so much. Okay, that's good. Go to the replies there, please. Okay, they just say good. Yes. Yes. Okay. What does that say? So he didn't deserve a four. I hated seeing him get upset. He did better than I thought he would. It wasn't bad. Okay, this is great. This is great. This is all this is what I'm talking about. These people that are going to see him and be like, you know what?

He's fun. He's nice. He deserves it. Oh, I like that she, that Jenna included his personality with a moonwalk strut. His personality with a moonwalk. That's strange. That's fucking crazy. Well, someone had to pick up the mantle, dude.

I mean, that is fucking nuts, dude. The King of Pop's dead and someone had to pick up that mantle. And nobody did. Yeah. Except for him. I'm glad she let him wear one glittery, shiny glove. to really show off his thing. I think it's going to be him and Andy Tuesday.

Yeah, going home. Two eliminations this week. Two. I'll tell you why it can't be both of them. They need an underdog. They need one of those guys to be alive. If not, you have no Rocky story, no underdog. You need somebody for the fans to save out of just, hey, we like this guy.

And it's going to be him. I'm telling him, I'll bet you right now, $7,000. $1,000. Lou is convincing me. 7,000? I'll bet you, no, you know what? I'm going to bet you that I get to live in your outdoor, what is it called again?

Pavilion. Pavilion. I was going to call a palapa. The palapa? You're just making up work. Come stay in the palapa. The palapa is the ones on the beach. Yeah, more than welcome in the palapa, whatever you like.

I think palpa is funner. I think he's going to be in. Let's just put up like, uh, fucking houses. Let's just bet houses on it. You get my house, I get your house? That's hilarious. Just a full house swap. If I get your house and I'm, I just come over and take stuff.

Don't even take you. You start moving in. All right. Draw Max off. Let him start running fucking wild. Let's do. Casaday Max, and Cassaday Max did in my place is soundproof, dude. He could do it every once down there.

He can kill a fucking hooker if he wants. You guys have no idea. I was thinking of an original Corey song that he would dance to, Lou sold me on his jazz Jazz imagine Oh Oh wait So he's gonna dance to one of his songs

I'm saying I want to He's hoping he's hoping he does Because I don't understand I've never watched the show fully I've only watched certain things of it But so is like this week was the Opening dance He added his moves

Right and then Well that was Jenna's call they're saying And then they do Do they have to do certain dances every week Or do they get to build a dance from scratch? I don't know This was, this week, looking at, it was always like a classical dance, right? It was like people did the fox trot, the waltz, or the tango, it seemed like.

Now, you're right. I don't know how much they let these guys know or not or how much they would leak. The show's clearly rigged. We've exploited that huge. So none of it's real. I don't know how that fucking, what's this? Loose sent an update from our man on the inside. Okay.

Here. Okay. Though we have a man on the inside. It could be a woman, by the way. Jay thinks he found a mistake where the scores are predetermined by the producers. They slipped up on live TV. Can you confirm or deny? The scores at this point aren't predetermined.

That was literally Bruno being an idiot and pushing the wrong button. They have a tablet there to put their scores. What is on the paddles isn't real. As for the audience votes, that's a little more of a gray area. Like all those silly talent shows, producers definitely have their choices for who moves on, especially ATT and American Idol. Corey did look like he was going to cry when he got his scores. I'm sure he thought it was going to be tens all around.

If he wants to live his Jabalwaukee's dream, I can make that happen as well. Oh, hell yeah. What? Is he mean, this is my Jabalwaukee dream? Does he mean to go watch the show, or is he saying, I get throwing a mask, and they'll have me go out there and fucking bust one open? Because I'll tell you what, you give me 30 seconds. I'll make it worth it.

If you let me Jabalwaukee for 30 seconds, I'll make it worth it. I would love to see you on Dancing with the Stars. That makes me so happy. I wouldn't do it. First down with it with a chain wallet and a sequence. fucking pants. Oh, yeah. I'll do the same thing.

I'll let the girl dance around me while I just like bop my knee and snap a lot. You sit there. Goody go to shoes. Don't smoke. You'd be like the breakout star. I'm going to tell you right now.

There's no, if Jay had the opportunity to dance, there's no way you'd be a light pole like these two idiots. No way. You would fucking, I'm guarantee you'd learn flips. DeRwin.

Oh my God. Yeah. I'm off a safari Jeep. Yeah, you jump. Oh my God. Let me tell you something. That may be the coolest thing I've ever seen in live performance

in my entire life is when Steve Irwin the crocodile hunter's son comes in and slides on his heel that's crazy slides on his it was his toes right no it was like the side of his foot no one foot was up the toe was up on one he slid on the front hill so it was the

it was the heel and like the side yeah when he comes out fuck it was good it was pretty good damn I want my chabwaukee dreams have come true oh please please I don't damn now I make money moves damn I don't dance

I just get to the part where he does the slide it's all right in the beginning I just need the taste how did they get plants oh look at this motherfucker come on wow

he goes toe and heel and he was dressed like a fucking like a no jay was gay resort manager the whole time yeah this would be you I wanted to rip your shirt

open and go yeah here's the problem here's what here's what here's what here's what crocodile the crop of our son's doing he's giving fucking pageant face out the wazoo yeah you don't have that in me you guys look at me look at me look at me smile just

look at the camera look at this kid give us page if it's in you yeah smile more teeth more teeth more teeth all teeth oh yeah Jay you're made for the show Jay you got your brand new teeth look at those teeth those are made for TV pageant I think they get a little sassy at some point. I'm like, Jay has pageant teeth. I have pageant teeth, but I don't have pageant faith. I can't do it.

I've never wanted anything more than for you to be able to dancing with the stars. Please make it happen. Well, I'm not a star. I mean, neither of these. I think you're dancing with the stars love. I'm not. You're a bigger name than 90% of the people.

I've never heard of. Yeah, dude. And you don't watch Secret Lives on Mormon once. Yeah, you don't watch Secret Lives. lives of Mormon wives. Well, maybe they'll have dancing with a moon. Which, do you guys know? There's two.

Nothing on that one? I liked it. Dude, you could definitely do this. You could do it, and you're a comedian. I can't. You're successful. Did you watch Nikki Glazer on it? Yeah, but she has pageant face.

She did it. She did pageant face, and you have to. You got to be out there and be willing to cheese. Buddy, we'll call Dr. Gail. He has something to inject in your cheeks to give you constant pageant face. You just have to be expressing. Yeah, dude, you got it. It's in you.

Nikki did it all. Yeah, she looks good, yes. She's great. Did she come close? No, I don't think so. But she, I thought she did pretty good. Yeah, she's like an old school star, you know, like that. Triple threat.

Triple threat. Yeah. She likes to do it all. She likes to sing. And she's about all of it, too. She likes being famous. How many times are they are? She likes walking red carpets and stuff.

That's good. How many times did Dane turn down dancing with stars? I would say nine. Really? It's been around for 20 years. You know that they called him because they were like, we can get him now. And he's like, no. Why did he turned down?

Go do it. Nikki did the whole. Because of this right now. But look, Bobby, she's doing all the attitude for it. She's doing the whole thing. That's where I won't do it. I won't sell. You don't know that because you don't have, you don't have dancing you yet.

Once the dance is planted and once you've, feel it and once you know you got it look at me the dance has been in me it's in you but it hasn't come out of you it is not it when it when they release the dance when i let it explode on people when you when you let it explode on people you know when you come what do you do a bucocchi of dance a bucocchi of dance you're going to get the face of dance we'll come out of you dude and christine knows it i know everybody in this room knows it's in you i've seen you on stage dude you got it i mean when you like dance around by yourself, I bet your face is expressive as you're doing that. Wait a minute. What? He dances around by himself? Yeah. To like, what's the song? Uh, slow hand. What? She said

slow hand. Do you haven't taken video of him dancing by himself around the house? She's not there. God damn me, get the ring camera going. What's wrong with you? What are you going on the front porch? Yeah, no inside cameras. You know he's in the backyard under the pavilion, taking a little swing at some going around the pole, like dance. Have I ever danced in the pavilion? I don't think so It's not really a dance area No I'm a shower dance for sure Getting ready in a hotel room for sure

How psyched to you that you knew shower You could dance away The old shower you get hurt You had a tub I know but also now I don't really shower dance Because I don't really listen to music in the shower It's big enough shower that I can listen to like YouTube stuff So I ended up not doing music getting ready

But on the road You dance I dance And when I'm getting ready We're going to be on the road this week together and i would like to see that if you don't mind well i'm getting ready when getting ready dances we'll shower together okay let's shower together that's fine that'd be fun you want to see me dance in the shower naked we'll go yeah

the only thing that'd be worse than seeing me in the shower naked is washing me dance naked in the shower not if it gets me going to imagine that oh and I go for it dude I'm like fell dog in the shower I give it everything I got a lot of shoulder stuff do you think um footwork because my feet slippery on the floor there so i'm really pretty light on my feet out there you have a message oh good good is that your is that yours or hers i have no idea i think who's instagram is that the bonfire oh oh i no i logged in from a different account because we're blocked oh is that you is that your account no you're blocked too yeah uh is that your account no no this yeah no this is skate fest oh what's the message don't say that loud what's the message i'm my skate fest account

I didn't get around Corey. Yeah, we're circumventing his blockings. We're doing a great job of it. He comes back tomorrow, so we need vote everybody. They just said it's not rigged, it was a mistake, and Bruno's stupid. And they're both very gay, so they push the buttons, silly. Yeah? I've been informed that they don't get eliminated this week.

What? That's what I understand. they're not getting eliminated from last week but it's a double elimination this week what do you mean everyone comes back this week everybody comes back this week but somebody gets eliminated tomorrow they get double eliminated tomorrow night tomorrow night at the end

right I don't know I believe so I don't know I'm not a you know are there any dancing to stars experts out there that can call and fucking solve this free is there any guys that live with other guys and they have children together we have two experts line two line two finally an expert Tommy

Tommy in Staten Island That's not the name Nor the place I thought would call To talk about this Hey I'm big in the fox trot Tommy

All the times That you have No listen Non-elimination It's a double Elimating Tommy We're hearing every other word you say

Yeah what are you on the ferry Come on That was a good sign Why did that? tickle me so much and nobody else i snorted that made me laugh because they don't like me jay jacob never has i did like that i've never taken them to fucking ted's buffalo bar oh ted's goddamn buffalo bar you know what bobby i think we should do and then we should start doing this too yeah um when they do i'm gonna find out yeah when they do their next ted

montana and we should go sit at a different table yeah same time same place same time same place and ignore them and completely ignore them you'll see you'll see this oh you really oh I bet people I bet the laughter the laughter is nonstop absolutely oh my God well I don't know if the I think the audience can't tell but they save all of their laughter foreseeing Dan they save 100% of it for them who else is on the line no one well there you go we're not gonna make a difference tonight it's tomorrow especially if you don't know when the date is Ah, God damn it.

There's Mark. Flip it out. Mark. He aged so much. Oh. Let me ask you, is the late night platform just like, it feels like a 20th century thing? It never crossed over. It's done.

It's so done, right? I think it's kind of done. There are still, I mean, there's a generation or two of people that'll still like maybe by a... There's a reason why it's done, though. I mean, they went political. They just picked the side. That's a lot of it. I watched something this weekend about Johnny Carson.

They picked the side. and they also, there was too many, they saturated it. When we came up, there was Carson and Letterman. There was him first, and then David Letterman second for the younger people, and they never went political. It was always funny. It was always entertainment. That was Conan also.

They added Conan in the mix, and that was good. And then the late shows were like the cordon thing. They all did well. They all sort of went political, but that was going on for a very long time, but it wasn't so aggressively one-sided. It was like whoever the politicians were, whoever the president was.

was just good they were going to go at it they was funny it wasn't political it was funny politics shit you know if you they looked at the the guest list for these guys and it they've had like two conservative people on in the last year it was all uh liberals and it's like that's retarded that's nuts uh James Woods doesn't work anymore there's a lot of Republican uh actors that can't even they have to do those stupid Republican movies you know what I mean Bill Maher says uh Bill Maher says uh Bill Maher says uh Bill Maher says uh Bill Maher says uh Bill Maher said, he asks, like, the biggest people in the Democratic Party. He asks them to, like, come on his show all the time.

And then he won't. He goes, he goes, because everyone goes, oh, you have so many, like, Republicans and so many Republicans on it. He's like, they come. He's like, they come here and they want to, like, talk. Well, he said that they were like, you never had Harris on. You never had Hillary or blah, blah, blah. He said, yeah, we asked every week. And she said, no.

Because they don't want to be exposed. Right. They know that they're hypocritical. and they know that they'll be exposed on something like that because he doesn't give a fuck but they can go on these shows and they don't expose them well oh yeah Colbert too

he got bad I mean it is really uh all them so much late night Jesus Conan was the best though I love Conan his tonight show was awesome I didn't really much as a tonight show one but I mean his show was great

yeah his show was awesome the show was good forever but I mean he never really he never made like political like hard political statements I don't think ever well Carson never made one Johnny Carson And I heard a thing recently of him discuss,

it was like an audio of him. He said he wasn't doing it. He was like, he's like, don't get involved in that stuff. He's like, and if anybody comes to do that, he's like, shut them down. You lose half your audience. Yeah. You lose half your audience. It's a business.

Then they, they. Well, he just said it's a comedy show. Yeah. We're doing comedy. Well, that's why, I mean, isn't Gutfeld like leagues above all the other late night shows because it's the only conservative? I don't know if it's any more now, but it's, but it's also a comedy show. It's 100% more.

He gets more viewers and all them together. But he's on a political channel, so it works anyway. Yeah, but he also makes, it's all, his whole monologue is jokes. It's all jokes. He never, you know, he does that other show. It's one-sided, but it's all jokes. Yeah, it's all jokes. It's all trying to be funny in his monologue.

And people, you know, people just went there to watch to be, which is wild. It's a news show. It's Fox has the number one late night show. That is crazy. Yeah, it's nuts. And he's not in this picture. If these guys are all liberal and they're all talking politics and he's the only one the other side, it's like, okay, so they're splitting 50% of the audience and he's getting

the whole 50% of the other. Fallon got into a lot of shit because he had, he made fun of Trump and he was, you know, talking about him, he had him on and they attacked him. And he went the other way. He was like, fucking I'm out. I'm just going to go follow the league. He had Trump on? Yeah, and it's like stupid.

You should have Trump on. All these guys should have Trump on. he's hilarious yeah but i mean you shouldn't have monks like our president shouldn't be making the rounds of late night but they used to Obama did well you're saying they used to that's from there oh Clinton did the one thing Clinton did Arsenio man yeah that's it played the sacks but that was it that was during campaign yeah but they they should have they shouldn't be like fuck Trump Trump is the funniest president we've ever had on both sides he says the most outrageous hilarious if they hate his like stuff he's doing so what but it's not that it's just a matter

of like, okay, feel that way in your life, and then go do comedy, man. Remember Larry Wilmore? What happened to Larry Wilmore? Yeah, your fucking ratings went down. Where does he go? I mean, look at one, two, three, four. What's say? They have a list

here in Vanity Fair. It's a picture of all the late night that was happening at once at one time. Colbert, Conan, Daily Show, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel, Seth Myers. What's that guy? John Oliver. John Oliver. with Deith, Larry Wilmore, Bill Marr, I guess, when he haunted the Shining Hotel?

That's a terrible picture of him. God damn, it's an awful picture of him. People don't realize that he... He doesn't have his glasses. He got fired. That's why he was like, it's not a... It's not a First Amendment thing, because he got fired. I got fired by ABC. He got fired by ABC, 24 years to the day and he, uh, for saying something, and he goes, yeah. And the name of the show is politically incorrect.

And then he went to a better network that doesn't, that doesn't care. about that shit. But he also had the thing where he goes, he goes, I forgot. Jimmy Kimmel took the slot of Bill Maher. Jimmy Kimmel is what he got my, they put in my slot. Yeah, it's crazy. Completely incorrect. What are the ratings of these shows? It can't be anywhere. I think they're near what. Under the million. No, they're under a million. Eight. I'm under a million. Ones. I don't know why I ask that because I don't know what's good anyway. Yeah, me. That's what I was saying. Where are the rings is? Oh, I think like six. Six. Six. Sixt. Sixty. Sixty-six. 65.

What is got got got felt was getting it says three million and that's really good he was getting he was getting like 11 million at one point yeah he was getting crazy ratings at one point and still three millions a lot isn't it crazy though

how much lower that is than at one point 24 million viewers a night I think Carson was getting something like that 24 million a night it's not even and that's just America yeah but the landscape I mean it's so completely different.

That's before they had TV in Guatemala. That's before they had TV in Guatemala and the Philippines when they just listened to radio. I know YouTube podcasts that make way more than these guys and the money they must cost to produce

these shows. Because you can watch it in your hand on a bus. It's just easier to consume content on your hand. Now they have a, I forget what network it is. They're doing many episodes so people aren't watching a whole episode

your show anymore they're watching like 10 minutes of something and then you buy the next you buy the next part of that episode and they're making millions off of that like I think it's Japan is doing it it's a dead

I watch a lot of shit on my iPhone like a lot of shows on my iPhone really yeah I've sat in front of my 80 inch TV in my living room watching my phone yeah it just you know it is what it is right there

you know but the 80 inch TV was right there I know but you couldn't it was just you know more convenient are you talking about pornography I couldn't find the remote Jay okay okay alright I couldn't find the remote okay and it was just easier now it makes sense

fucking dawn where'd you put it? I prefer I prefer watching my phone in front of my television um but he's back he's back so good just like that here's the problem

and I was actually talking to Quinn about it because I was people were like it's First Amendment and it's not it's not it's a company privately owned that didn't want him saying certain things and said fuck you and he's probably been talked to before and he just said fuck them back because he's a gazillionaire

and that's it you don't need it but here's a thing here's what they did wrong it's like you know the timing's crazy it's like every time the right this is why they're stupid every time the right conservatives get like that you know Charlie Kirk

people were really trying to rethink things and maybe we should stop violence and, you know, maybe we're wrong. And then they do this shit. And then Trump says his dumb shit about it. And now they forgot all about Charlie Kirk and they're talking about a fucking talk show for the last week instead of somebody getting assassinated.

Trump is bad, for sure, at one thing. And it's a bad thing to be bad as the president. Unifying people in any way. Oh, he just said in the Charlie Kirk Memorial. He was like, I hate my opponents. Charlie taught us that we should like, You know, accept our, I'm paraphrasing, like, accept our opponents. He goes, I hate my opponents.

I don't want what's best for them. How do you expect it? Your opponents in America are Americans. You're supposed to want what's best for them. You're the president now. It's like, is there anybody around him going, hey, knock it off? No. No, they're like, go.

But anytime you see, like, a show about a president, there's always that one lady who's like, you need to stop saying that. Yeah, she's the real president. Yeah, yeah. He doesn't have that. He doesn't respect bitches. Yeah, his wife is just like, I want to go get facial. He goes, I want you to go in this room.

This woman here is the real president. She runs out holding her pussy. He's like, sorry, I thought you wanted me to finger her. I got confused. I feel like Trump just treats women like Ron Jeremy did. He just put a woman in front of him. He goes, this is your new secretary of state? And he just squeezes her titty.

Is this what you want? No. Did you see Charlie Kirk's wife give her speech? Which one? The memorial. Did you see the memorial at all? No, I know the one that she did after the thing was like I thought she was trying to sell me time share. No, the memorial.

She's very righteous gemstone. Oh, yeah. I mean, in this, I was hoping that it would be a little different, but she came out. Well, the one that she did in his office that night went, first of all, way too early. But I'm saying that whole thing was her saying she kept talking about the company. He goes, this company's going to be so big. I'm going to make you so proud what I do with this company. He goes, hey, go take care of your kids.

It's like, stop doing this. Who told you this was a good idea? Stop showing us your dead husband's hands that have been painted. Oh, God. The wrong skin tone. I know. I'm like, who was that? Yeah, it was a Filipino?

Yeah. They put the wrong body in the basket. But she came out and she, it was very evangelistic at some points. Anytime they use, anytime they say, if you say, if you say, Jesus, it's, I don't have a problem with it. When you say his last name, Christ, it scares me. Yeah. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, it's like, it's just just say Jesus. Sorry, evangelistic. I mean, I was, that was Bobby. I was really proud of you when you said evangelistic. Thanks, Paul. I appreciate it. I don't even know if I would ever have used that word in my life ever. It's a good word. Now it's in my repertoire, because of you.

But I'm also a fan of righteous gemstones. So that's where I got it from. But yeah, she came out with, too, this is what's weird, she came out to like it was fucking WWE and Triple H was coming out with water in her mouth. She should have done the goldberg where she snorted up the

smoke and then shoot it back out. It's like... They were all behind bulletproof glass. That's the one thing that freaked me out because it's like you're sitting here telling me how much you believe in God and you trust in God and you have faith in God and you have no fear. Then take that bulletproof glass away

and let me see how... You know what I mean? Let me see how... You know, it's a weekend? God might have been busy doing some stuff. That's at the Pope-Mobile. It's like, dude, how much do you believe in your God? You've got to drive around in a bulletproof mobile. Yeah, she was behind bulletproof glass.

Let's hear her come out. Which is wild. If you smell, what Mrs. Kirk is cooking. No, no, no, no. And her outfit is just so, wow. All the girls are in white. What's up you God-loving motherfuckers? Look how thick that.

That glasses. That glass is thick. Why? I'm not going out. Who's getting in there? You think somebody made a fucking wooden knife, a wooden gun, like John Malkovich? It's in an arena. Yeah, it's also totally open on top, though.

It's like it doesn't seem like it's really protecting all that well. Dude, if they are sad, it's just wild. Or somebody parachuted in like the fucking holy feet. old bow the Hamas you mean Hamas on parachutes she's drinking in with the music she's praying she's praying I mean she's nervous while they're playing the music yeah she's crying I mean I felt bad this this teared me up a little this was much I watched way more of this than I was planning on but this was way towards the end it got a little well it felt like I said it felt like we were in church like it felt like church was being broadcast on Fox which was

just I've never seen it it wasn't an official government event so it was just so religious for television it was pretty i mean this is pretty hot she's smoking hot yeah i wonder what her body is like she's like five years older than i how many kids though two she had two kids but she and they're pretty young they have naked photos of her no yeah yeah you can go they have it's not true yeah she was a sinner before she married uh kirk it's not true i swear to god look it up you just swore to god she had an only fans i swear i i swear to jacob's god no no no no no no no you said it already i didn't say jesus Christ. You said God. I said your God, which is your God. That's not true. God is... Wow. I'm Jesus Christ which God is his father. All right. So now I know Bobby's fucking around, but for argument

say, Christine, please throw in fucking Erica Kirk. She's not. I'm kidding. I'm sure. You piece of shit. Huh? She was Miss Arizona. Oh, then yes. For sure. Then yes. No, don't look up that. Don't yell at her. I'll look it up, but I don't think we're going to find it. I'm kidding. I was joking, you piece of shit. There's no... Charlie Kirk would have no. never married a girl in that and make a picture online he said we're all sinners we've all done since this girl you think miss arizona didn't do something unscrupulously sexual in her life you didn't she's a fuck out of here she sucked a cock on a pontoon bone on Lake Havasu absolutely she did to local fucking politicians yeah she was actually filming

Pam and uh and Tommy she was the one filming the blow job did you know that did you know that I didn't well fucking answer us thank you Jay sorry I'm trying to fight the nude pictures that I'm sure I don't need to work passive aggressive feminism shit let me see that anything come up you're disgusting the other reason this country's falling apart

that attitude true that I think you ain't just women damn she's pretty yeah she's got a body this is terrible we're going from her losing her husband to that it's in the same article so I'm not blaming myself for this

apparently there's a rule like she's not supposed to remarry huh what they had like rules who did the Kirk's Oh, you mean her husband and her? Yeah, they had like a plan. I mean, they had, you know, things in place.

No blacks in the house. No ethnics at all in the house after 3 p.m. Only on the outside. They're allowed to be on the outside. Yeah, they got to take care of the bushes. Absolutely. That's what you say. Masturbation will be allowed to a picture of Charlie once a week.

But you can't use any devices. You have to use your God-fearing fingers. Yes. Jacob's God-fearing fingers. Yes. Christine, I'm looking at this thing that I can't see any nudity on. or even her in a bikini, please? I'll find her in a bikini.

There it is right then. Screw it. Yeah, that's the article that was messed up. She actually did, the one part that I teared up on that you wouldn't have teared up on because you have no empathy at all for human beings. What? It's okay.

You don't have empathy. I cry at the movie of her sister. She forgave the murderer. She forgave the shooter. I saw that. Live on air. And that actually made me tear up. Why?

Because she lied? She didn't lie. Oh, yeah, she did. What are you talking about? She doesn't forgive him. Well, I was watching it with Max and Don, like Max had popped up, and she forgave him, and she cried, and it was hard to do, and it made me tear up. But then I looked at Max and Don, I go, you avenge me. You don't forgive anybody.

You learn Kung Fu, and you learn Navy SEAL tactics, and you fucking avenge me. I will say a 35% chance Trump gives her, like, did you see the hug they had? No, no, no. The hug. He's going to drop her the number and be like, hey, if he needs to just talk at all at any point, just to get me up. No way. And, you know, when I swing through Arizona, I'll make sure I come check. Did he pick her up and spin her around?

Watch the hug. No. She puts, like, head on his chest. Head? She gives him head? She gives him head. What? And he finishes on her chest.

Oh, my God. Did you hear that thing I said? Allegedly? Allegedly? Allegedly. She put her head on his chest on the hug. It was a very, like, it wasn't a hugging a president. I would have the president like that.

I would have the president like that. I know you would. I would. I'd put my head right on his chest and I'd let him squeeze me as tight as he wanted. As he president, as long as they're a man. I would. I'd let Obama do it.

Christine, do you have their hug? It's when Trump crawls are up on stage. It's different thing. It's not her speech. Oh, let me get it. Did you, did anybody get emotional when she forgave the guy? It was emotional. It was.

It was. The whole thing was pretty emotional. I mean, it is, like I said, I ended up kind of getting roped into it a little bit watching more than I thought I was going to. I don't even know Charlie Kirkin. I haven't forgiven the guy. Well, she, she, you could tell she, you know, because of a religion and because of the Bible and all that, she has to say that or she loses all of the people on her company. She has to make huge.

No, because it does say eye for an eye in the Bible, too. You could do that. Well, they want to kill him. So it's like she can forgive him only once. And please stop talking. I'm trying to get horny watching this hug. Oh, get in there. Oh, he went for the lips.

Oh, oh. It's more hurt. Why did he... Whoa. Oh, she... Wow. Oh, he gave her another kiss. Oh, yeah, dude, he's going to french her.

I think they did it already. They hold hands, arms around, low back hold. Yo, Trump moves in quick. Can I see that again? Can I see that? He just whispered in here. What do he whisper? We should get the...

I tell you goes, he goes, you're already wet. Did you see the girl? I can feel you're already wet. Did you see the girl that actually watches all the videos of stars and politicians? and does the lip reading she does the lip reading fucking awesome yeah yeah yeah

oh heavy metal dude she did what she's in the metal wait that's hell Satan why is she doing that what she do wait a minute go oh no that means I love you

no dude that's not Ronnie James do oh back for some more kisses she's went back go back again Christine I want to see him hug the original hug she walks up okay

he's like yo now let's bring out here you go the sexy and sultry misses she won I don't think she went I thought Mrs. Las Vegas was better, but she was good.

Can I see a question, Bobby? Yeah, buddy. Do you think she's wearing sexy underwear? Whoa. Yes. You think at the memorial, I think she, like, didn't go? Like, wouldn't that make you feel weird, like, pulling, like, a thong up your ass cheeks if you were going to, like, your husband's funeral?

You feel like it's a day for granny panties, if anything, you know what I mean? No, she probably has all matching sets. I don't know. You think? It's a pretty emotion. He went in for another kiss. Did you see that? Whoa, go back.

Why not, dude? She's giving him all the vibe. She's rubbing tit on him. Go back. Right here, watch. He's rubbing her back. He's rubbing her back. When he goes in for another kiss, right?

Oh, I was just saying something to her. Okay. Thumbs up. Thumbs up. And he goes, I'm completely aroused right now. Aw. That is the president. He's looking at.

I want to see some titty. What is that? Hail Satan. What is that? I think it's I love you in sign language. Go do it again. Find out what that is. Christine.

This is. I love you in sign language. I'll also accept that. This was terrible. You have to hold somebody's hand for a minute, and then it gets to the point where it's like, when do we let go of this? Never.

He's with her. Oh, yeah. They would make a great couple. I'd vote for them. Dude, I would love to see Melania get fucking ousted. Oh, that'd be awesome. She's not even from America. Go ahead.

Oh, my God. He's got a very strong face. All right, we get it. I love you. How do you? I love you. Okay, one pinky up, then the other pinky,

and then you go, Satan. Yeah, Hail Satan. Oh, Hail Satan. Hail Satan. Hail Satan. This was very... He knows. Trump's wondering, right?

Look at his face. He's like, how long do I have to wait to move in? You should come stay at the White House. Malani has got some overseas stuff she has to do. I wonder what the picture from the guy from the back got it. Maybe her hand was on it. Her hand was on it. his ass if she was if she's like look it I'm gonna make this company 10 times

bigger with the help of my new lover I'm not gonna marry him but I will be his mistress dude I hope in my mind they went backstage and he did the she was doing like that she was I can't believe this happened like my family what are we gonna do and he did the Joe Pesci and casino he's like yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I just pushed her head down between his legs dude he casinoed her yeah yeah yeah I saw well and good Well, I'm good. Shut your mouth now. We're going to take care of it. Hey, look at it. There's a picture of Charlie over there. Look, focus on that.

Focus on the picture of trial. Oh, that's good right there. Yeah, that's good. Do me a favor. Make that I love you sign in my asshole right now. Do you want to see the clip of Trump talking about his opponents? I'd love to. Was she naked yet? No, we didn't get her naked. There's no naked. She didn't even look. Just bikinis. I looked. She didn't even look and she didn't even give us good bikini shots. You kept showing me Erica Jane. Porn star. She's not a porn star. I'm sorry, Jay.

Erica Jane, that's the real house? I send you up to see her naked, and I feel bad now because you're sad. I can't think of anything else. I'm sorry. Want me to get naked? Just nudes of somebody who's so sad right now would really cheer me up. Okay. I'm going to show you.

I got a picture of my mom getting changed from my stepfather's funeral. Okay. All right. I'll accept that. You want to see Kathy? Kathy Borsetti? Yeah. With her kid tits.

Kitty cat? Kitty cat. Go ahead. Give me a little this. the best for them that's where I disagreed with Charlie I hate my opponent

Oh God And I don't want the best for them I'm sorry What the fuck Stop This is why This is why people say people Have Trump derangement syndrome

It's because they can't Who the fuck It wrapped their head around that? Nobody If you don't You either For me as a comedian I love it

It's insanity He's a fucking Maniac. No way that was on a teleprompter. Black Lutes? You don't think a scriptwriter wrote that? I think I'll throw this part. You don't think a young black scriptwriter intern?

Hey, man, check this out. What if Wu-Tang is writing his speeches? Say you hate those motherfuckers. Black Loo, do you have something to say? I just love it. Oh, I thought you grabbed that. It's great. It's great, but it's not great for the country.

No, it's horrific for the country. It's like, he can say, as he said one, like nice let's all come together on this instead at all not one huh the reason I voted for Obama twice he brought us all together as Americans

he was the hope he had hope he sounded like the rock he gave amazing speeches he said we all have to come together I mean his speeches were magical and I was like fuck yeah because I don't care

I know that I don't make a difference I know they're going to do what they want behind closed doors anyways I understand Yeah they're all going to do gay stuff In an island Behind closed doors And then they're going to have like Flawn

But the doors are closed Flon's big with gay stuff Oh yeah I like a nice flan I love Flawn We should do some gay stuff this weekend And have Flawn Why not?

Yeah But yeah this he It's like This is daily Have you ever watch this press conference I don't think My theory is this He can't read

He just goes rogue And he panics It's like yeah He grows rogue and panics and just says stuff. I don't think he likes to read the teleprompter. I'm absolutely sure the teleprompter just says, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Come back to me, come back to me. I've got this. No, no, no, no, no, no. Fuck my opponents. You know how many times the person... Sorry, Mrs. Kirk. The person rolling the teleprompter just throws his hands up. Fuck it.

Fuck it. He did it again. He did it again. I watch... You can watch daily the Oval Office press conferences when he hates the reporters. well yeah why don't you you know you're very rude you're a failure you're a pig your paper's a failure you should have been fired that's why i won 15 million you're garbage but as a comedian

as somebody who loves funny shit i don't know how you could not like him i don't like i don't know how jimmy kimmo who's funny does not love trump for his just that shit is he sees all the hurt in the world and he's not doing anything to help that's the problem with money when you get enough money where you don't care anymore you have you get you see the hurt in the world instead of worrying about the hurt in your own house you got to figure out doesn't this picture just look like a pile of republicans and they're all like late night host it looks like a pile of people I wouldn't love kicking it with I'm like I'm like I bet they all the conservative behind it looks like they all live in Long Island and they took old people stocks and it's the it's the it's the all the late night

host through the years yeah we're missing leto but vanity fair yeah they don't like This is from 2015, so this is for a wild. You're going to break me in half if I don't do what you say? That's what my hands are telling you. Damn, you want half a candy bar? What do you want? You want to split a candy bar? Do you want half of my Watchman call it? Yeah, dude.

It's hard to break in half because there's a lot of nougat. Well, Watchmorehal doesn't have nougat. That's a Snickers. Watcher McCall, it's got something that if you pull it, it'll stretch. It's right, right? No, it doesn't. It's more of a rice, crispy treat. If you break a Watchman-Macolton pull it, there will be some pull it. Yes, there will be like a gummy thing that will break.

You are fucking watching what you call it. Nope. None. No caramel and what you call it. I will bet you there's no pulley when you break a what you'll call it. I bet it snaps in half. Like a kick cat. You said there's no caramel to get a kick cat?

You think it snaps like a kick cat? I think it snaps like a kick cat. House bet right now. We bet each other's house is right now. Someone go get a guy, house bet. Let's do it. We're shaking hands. You can see you right now.

I want to do girl bet too. What's that? We switch chicks. No, I get you a chick. Yeah. I want you a chick. Yeah, she comes with the house. Yeah.

Dawkins stays But yeah All right Housebet We come back We'll find this out We're going to say Watching McCullough

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