The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Parti Gras (feat. Bret Michaels)

Episode Date: November 29, 2022

Rock legend Bret Michaels surprises the gang with a visit!

On Big J. Ocarson, you can listen to full 2-hour long episodes of the Bond Fire? 2 hours! That's a real commitment to us. Well, it's on Series XM or with the SXM app. It's easy, just go to SeriesXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the bonfire with Big J. O'Cerson and Dan Soder. And babe, sing it for me, Lou. Top J. To me, please. Come on.

You did me go up high. Me and Lou are boning up over here. And me and Christine's looking at her phone and you know, Black Lou's chilling on the computer. Christine's a scene checked out dance checked out. I'm not checked out. I was watching you enjoy it Don't don't change the narrative. I was watching you love this song you and Christina texting each other Saying things about me. Jay loves this so much. It's so weird Jason being so weird Jason being really weird Put back on that I'm a Rajatah

podcast I had two amazing gigs while we were gone so did I I loved mine more than yours Denver comedy works unbelievable class loop blast I mean I had three in her I'd the salt Lake I mean what a great run into Denver into, into Philly, Helium, man. Oh, yeah. Oh, just. Fuck. Three killer weapons. Three killer weekends.

I got to do Nashville's Ains, which was fun. Yeah. Just do like Friday, Saturday, both shows, which was awesome. Very fun. And then I never done Mark Ridley's comedy castle. Oh, you did that? Yeah, yeah, how was it? It was awesome.

It was great, man. Got to meet some campers. Yeah, it was great. Got to meet some campers. It's a great mark. Now he was out of town for the winter. Yeah. It's a funny thing. It was funny. It was once, I only did the club once Dave Smith, like feature from his a zillion years ago, those crowds were fucking great. Yeah. Great crowds. Wow. What a great audience. When me and Dave went out there, it was right after the big three crash. Oh, no And but so we thought it was gonna be empty. Yeah, I didn't have a draw really at the point time at all

At all really and they were packed. Yeah Because people were like yeah, we need to laugh damn and they were great audiences and Mark really was there And he was like we're gonna bring it back and they were came back Yeah, they didn't detroit proper, like that, no. It's in Royal Oak. Oh, okay. What's funny is that it does the now I'm doing Detroit, how's the comedy?

Oh, fucking St. Germain told me, he's like, they opened with a video that's hilarious. And he told me the video and I was like, there's no way that's at the actual video. And St. Germain's like, it is. And the beginning of the show, he does know those things where it's like him looking at something and he goes, oh hey, Mark Ridley?

Yeah, it's Mark Ridley. It's a comedy castle. He like talks about it, it's fucking great. Real laughin' every time they played it. That's Vinny Brand-Kill over. My favorite was, you know, they were fucking awesome. The staff was great, everything was fun. There was one of the managers took off Saturday and he was the one that does the main announcements.

So you know, it's next man up. They brought in a guy who came in and read my credits real quick. the managers took off Saturday and he was the one that does the main announcements. So you know what's next man up. They brought in a guy who came in and read my credits real quick and he, the way Billions was written, he goes, okay, so you get the bond fire, you know, the bond fire on Series 6 and Billows. What is Billows? I was like, please call Billows. I want you to call Billows.

And he goes, all right, I'll make sure I get it right. Dan Sotter. And I was like, yes. All I wanted was Billow's, Dan Sotter from Billow's. Dan Sotter from Billow's? Does one tape somewhere? Yeah. And then he said Sotter. And it was, you're in the room when they do the announcements. And I felt so bad for the guy because you know when I fucked up, we've all fucked up. I fucked up with reads with you guys. He goes, Dan Sotter. He just like saw me.

And he keeps that going for your feature dancing to me. It was a sex that way. I was like, dude, don't worry about it. He felt that it was wrong. Yeah, right when he said because he before he a soda got it I was like, yeah, it was very funny. You never want to say like odor. Oh, yeah, that's the probably the way I should say it. What's up? odor. Dude, yeah, that's the problem. The way I should say it. What's up, odor? Dude, beater is the funniest dude in the world maybe to hang out with. Yeah, I'm very excited. Him and he's going to be open and form me in Philly in December.

He was killed. Very excited to see the bees. We went to Pats one night with Bobby Hutch and his wife. Yeah. And we went like a late night one night to go get a cheese steak. Did you go Wednesday night? No, that's got to be a pretty rowdy night. That was Friday night. Um, no, all the nights actually weren't that right. The club's great. Cause like the club

and the staff like hangs out and like the bunch of comics come and like everyone hangs out to like three in the morning. Yeah. Uh, which is really fun. But um, we went over to the and just these are telling stories in the way. There's which is really fun. But we went over to the end just be these are telling stories in the way there's a get right down that street my grandpa and my great uncle got arrested for trying to beat up a Russian fruit vendor and the guy turned out like there's a bare knuckle boxer and kick both the rest is on the front of the paper with their black eyes. It's like this one like the 60s or something. Last time, but it was like right down there to It's always some crazy thing happened. Dude, it's funny you say that because the last,

I think before the pandemic, and I was working fully right in the fall, we wouldn't got lunch one day, or like near the club or whatever, and he goes, yeah, that bar over there, I used to have an open mic, I'd host an open mic, I got fucking a beer bottle thrown at me, he said like fucking for it. And you're like, right, he's just pointing out. Dude, these are shit new.

You said he has to walk with his head down on a hood up past the statues. So his family doesn't try to get him to protect the statues. He was a Columbus with him. Yeah, you guys are fucking over there protecting the statues. These are should do a walking tour of Philadelphia. Oh, really? The bea's are the bea's are to her to her. A Philadelphia. Yeah, fucking over here.

It was one of my favorite shows. It was so fun and Bees are doing something. The difference is his Tim was a tour guide. Like when I started hanging out with Tim Dylan, he was legitimately like, he's like, yeah, I'm on the roof of the buses. Sometimes I give him fake facts. And he was like, you know, he was always obsessed with wealth.

So he would like go by fifth avenue. He was like, these people do not kill you are. And he did the comedy, when he did his comedy, when he just got to do, like, his own thing when he said it was, I mean, it was just so fun. It was freezing and hilarious. I would love, he should, yeah, man, that B's are knees to do that.

A walking tour of him dress like a colonial 1776 Yeah, he's turquoise makes me look gay. Yeah, where's my compounded wig? Yeah, you put a pattern fucking wig off first continental congress. You know fuck that my uncle got fucking lit up at that bar Oh, yeah, I'm sorry We've got first continental Congress you fucked that my uncle got fucking lit up at day poor. Oh yeah Speaking it was great. It was awesome. Yeah, I'm looking forward to healing good good hangs Josh came by butterly went on the shows Josh came Wednesday and Saturday. I love those guys. I'm we got to have Rainey on his books coming out on perks Yeah, I'm so excited for on perks. Yeah, we got a Rainey on and then I think I'm doing dad meat when I'm down there in December. Yeah, I'm gonna do it when the

specials coming out. Yeah, go promote, but uh, literally is what butterleaders wife came out to they came out two of the nights and Friday and Saturday was just a fucking blast of the best. You know who else is from there? Brett Michaels from Philly. Yeah, Butler is that close wait I don't know look a Butler if J. Don't know it if he's an eagle's fan these Eagles fan I'm gonna throw my hat in the ring for this fucking flavor or J doesn't know five were five out five out to we have contact to the Christine you're already in the next season of rock of love I'm gonna blow it I'm gonna be like I love I love I have to call flavor of Rock of Love. I'm gonna blow it. I'm gonna be like, I love.

I love love love. I have to call it flavor of love. I'm so afraid I'm gonna call it flavor of love. I'm so afraid of that. Oh, they're called. Which came out first. Flavor of love. Which you check.

Oh, yeah. And then it was in it was rock. I got wrapped up in Pete's news girlfriend's ex-husband is the best friends with the fat Jewish through the off. How far is it? It looks like it's close to Pittsburgh, a Pittsburgh oh he's probably a Steelers fan now I'm gonna kick him in his rock star nut bag dude what if you super in shape they have 35 now some worth of Pittsburgh and yank your head out of your ass I can call him a fellow

Pennsylvania though as a fellow Pennsylvania and then I have nothing to follow that with yeah it's it oh it's Philip is me. You ever got a version? Pretty cool. Yeah, pretty cool stuff. It's a fellow Pennsylvania, Al tuna. That's a place, right, in Pennsylvania. You know the story of Richard Kacklinski and the giant rats in Bucks County that would eat the bodies. Do you think you ever heard about Uncle Eddie Savitz, the underwear... the underwear purchaser? Because that was my idea. You know, hold on.

That man used to take photos of boys in their underwear. How many times has he walked into a room and somebody goes, well, look what the catch dragged in. You know, I'm can can can can can can can can can can. Full set up and everything. Amp guitar. I know I wish DJ Lewis could have shrunk every road. Do him noodling that. Do you know I would have I would have we both last oh

Hey Brett. Oh, I didn't know sorry Louis show me knows how to play every rose has a storm the heaviest door no no humanity I'd love to watch for Michael struggle with that door for a while It's Paul it's a wait. No, it is push. You're right Go your umphin to it. Yeah, I know it feels like a panic room Really is a head every door in here is crazy It feels like it be sound feels like high school fucking fitting drills. I need a coach blowing a whistle run through the door It must be soundproofing right? Yeah, it wasn't for that. Is it have to be like a vault? We could kill whiskey no one would know that right. No one will ever hear you scream

We could we could do a boo-boo grave day and just have them fucking waterboard is shocked We're doing doing get-mo day. Oh, there's we have under five minutes. Do you want to play guitar for your hero? It's easy if I I mean oh Wow one of his biggest hits is easy easy if I mean I mean oh wow one of his biggest hits is easy wow oh wait so that's an a sharp hang on a second yeah he's carling are you hitting the actual chords with your left hand and then mouthening with those chords should be thing among boogie doo king is that by do see how that works me I did what if we yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh there it is but you're

looking god damn it I love it all right Louis I'll accept it you can mail it it's art everyone's throwing it at me walks in You know I'm afraid we're gonna fuck up something on the sheet and he's gonna get me I don't think he's gonna get me. I got a pizza poop. I think he's gonna be I think he's gonna be nice and fun Why did I have chicken ranch pizza before the show? It's ripping through you. Yeah We went to vet you. We went to vacuums birthday dinner and that was The most vicious. I've had to go to the bathroom in like And like after you know after I've done in the morning. I forgot the drive-back. You were like oh, I got shit the second we got in a Uber

It was Violent. Yeah, how bad either go? The restaurant good or bet it was fantastic. Yeah, really great Except Joe list did fuck up Katie and I stick cut bacon that we ordered for an appetizer because I got to the table and Joe This goes what do you know hot dog? I know he couldn't unsee it Jacob. I got to tell you no It was really good food, but I don't know it's probably like it's just heavy food I didn't eat I actually didn't eat a ton of food. We actually ordered pretty kind of filet. It was great.

It was very good. I know what I got. Yeah, little filet, man, y'all. Jacob, you had enjoyed very much. That's why I know it was we got pre-melt hoagies. Yeah, it would have been great. I really, as I've gotten older, I've really come to enjoy a nice steak dinner.

Yeah, do you want me to get? I stopped getting steak well done. You get to age? I think it's age getting steak well done. You get to age. I think it's age. She likes a nice potato's over rotten. A brandy and a cigar. We're just gonna be a lady that golfs. Christine does have in our office room a tobacco and whiskey

candle. That's great. It's a weird candle. She goes for my business deals. I like the light. Yeah. That's a little weird. She goes for my business deals. I like the light. Yeah, that's a little weird sense for a woman to buy. It gives me real corner office energy.

It smells like man. It smells like the glass ceiling. Why can't a girl have to back on whiskey? Remember that English Schumer poster? That was the point she was making That's Billy Idol and Billy idols against idling Are you practicing your back? Rock the cradle that's Billy Idol. That's not you. He hates idling. You're totally chill with idling is why you're the coolest Oh boy

Danny back I know you can check my back. I get cut at all catch me at all You give love a bad name was the shittiest song of the 80s you guys had the best with whatever yours Well, welcome to the jungle. You're gonna die without it safe. I Don't feel great and her sandman too hard too hard right? Why was there an unforgiving to Was what I would ask one of those jerk offs who make who make songs that are sequels to their other songs? Oh my god, dude. He's not gonna show Don't say that he's coming dude. It's so exciting. He's coming right now, and then he's gonna come in the room

Oh He's so exciting. He's coming right now and then he's gonna come in the room. Oh! That's the kind of jokes he'll be making from the 80s. Like, no, does he? Get a bomb! He did it first! You know that guy? Is he, is he something? If he says that's what she said, if he says once that's what she said, I'm telling, I'm instructing you.

As your pseudo boss, I'm instructing you to start playing the crack old noises and go to commercial. What do you think I should get on or you get me a spray bottle and I'll spray him like a cat Oh, it goes that's what she said What are you doing man? You're getting my makeup all over the place. It's what she said we'll be right back Better help you You're getting my makeup all over the place. It's what she said. We'll be right back Better help you You hear that after a crackle it's a wrap dude. Yeah. Oh, man if he's if he says that's it I'm telling you right now. No, I don't want to cheat I feel like I can cheat it to get there. No, you can't. That's the thing, you have to naturally let it. But our safe word on this interview.

I know, I know, as soon as he comes to say, I'm gonna go, it's a little too tight in here. Ah! Ah! Ah! I'm freaking such feeds. Ah! It's too big.

Ah! Yeah. You know, I know that chair's, ah, no, it's a little too, ah, too big for you. He goes, ah, he goes, oh, that's what she said, crackles. That is our safe word. If he says that, no matter where it is in the interview. Lou, okay?

Wherever we are. You have your instructions. Right to commercial. A bandage ship. And we won't even say why. We won't say why, he goes. Now we just take John commercial breaks. Okay.

Anyone's great to meet you. We have Whipple ass like commercial breaks I love talking all this shit. No, when he comes down So it was folding dude you're from poison is crazy our show might as well be called origami because we fold Immediately but not you Lou and then we're gonna be like Lou, did you just take us off the are we off the air? Dude, please let that happen. It will just fucking bury you I hate those jokes Just not on my watch I produced it I put my name on this thing. I could troll it and that ain't happening Jacob you stoked you have any questions

roll it and that ain't happening. Jacob, you stoked. Do you have any questions? I prefer Michael's man. Do any of your dolls have questions? Oh, Jacob, do we make them think you're eluded? Take me and I watch a show and you talk through dolls? Why do we not play these things quicker? I can't just hold one.

Just hold on to someone. Jacob, just be holding a doll on the picture. Jacob, just please, just be holding on. Yes, I do. Just minute interview. Just start holding a doll. A pretty good one. Yes.

And by the way, wait till he's in the studio and then just, yeah, let him see that you like show up with it. Preferably start. Start my camera off and then I'll turn it on with it on. Just be there. I don't, Jacob, I would even say you could get up, walk off camera, grab the doll, hold it like it's an actual child and then sit back now. Yes, I'll accept that as well.

Never reference anything, just. Never. We're not going to say anything about it. Make a peep. In fact, if you ask a question, almost go like you're trying to fucking get it to stop trying. Let me go get it now. Well, no, because yeah, I wanted to be a freaky look

I'm like a baby in the room with it. Yeah, I don't like it. I'm talking about exactly which one you're talking about that Annabelle last looking fucking doll tall skinny one. Yeah, yeah, yeah go grab it real quick the one that you that could come to life Yeah, that's the one coming to me. Yeah, Jacob you have a scotch So refined I want to see this doll again. I forgot the scary one. Why will it haunt my dreams? Yeah.

I can't not see it. I'm a dream warrior. It's okay. Talk about how quickly his show sell out. That's a weird J. That's a weird feed. That's a weird feed. BigJacomity.com. Those tickets are selling out.

Oh, like that. Oh, you can do like that Yeah, tickets are going quick. So yeah, no, I get that cap city Austin, Texas Tickets are selling out Big J comedy dot com this Thursday through Saturday and then San Jose he's gonna be the Bay Area San Jose improv December 8th through the 10th after that San Diego Indianapolis Indianapolis inchapolis in Chicago Big J.com. Take a seat.

Oh, fast. Damn. Oh, it's gonna make me miss Eric Goms. My first time going there without seeing Sarah. Dan's gonna be at the improv in Houston this weekend. That is Thursday through Saturday. It looked as both in Tejas. Yeah, dude.

After that, he's gonna be in Brooklyn and then Philadelphia. Everyone they're excited for you. Don't fill me coming to December. You feel there's a there's like only a couple hundred like I think I can 100 tickets left for the Holy King because it's a remake. It's a redo from COVID. Oh, that's tickets available. That's Dan Soder dot com.

Everybody check it out for all of his dates. Same old same old Daniel so stoked on this song. Love this dude. I grew up to this. They still work out to this song every day. Every day I do pull up. Kristen you asked what you could do to get hit on. Give yourself a ridiculous name. Take off that broad hit of mechanical bull. I'd say. Do we have a bull?

Do you think he's going to want to talk rock love? We're going to find out. Damn, are we ever a bull? Do you think he's gonna want to talk rock love? We're gonna find out Damn are we ever gonna I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna talk a little poison first good low. I'm in I'm gonna I'm gonna I'll bring up God of war. I'm gonna don't do that I'm gonna reach the way you playing God of war. I'm gonna reach the wheel. How far do you go? I do a pretty good Kratos Look watch bread Michaels I do a pretty good Kratos look watch bread Michaels Pretty good. You sound you doing the tracers. I go what younger middle age. Yeah

I'm gonna talk about Seeing that we were so bummed that we couldn't have them on Z rock. He wasn't able to do Z rock Perfect and then we were there Jay, this is perfect. I love everywhere. This going I love all of them and then say when he came out stage we were all like oh fuck yeah You were mad at him, but then you saw him perform you made you love my cuz it was mad at him I'm gonna bring that up. Yeah, he goes Jay listen Jay's being modest here. He was fucking pissed He told me he had some choice words about you. He told me he had a white hot anger at you I really hope that this he was never coming in at all and Black Luzha's been telling us that. Dude, it did

be so funny if Black Luzha told his friend he's like, we want to watch me goose these guys up for a whole show? We're gonna have him for 10 minutes at this point. He goes, right, you want to see something funny? Watch me, we're fucking idiots thinking Brett Michael's is coming in. Brett Michael's left, he was, he was left an hour ago. And then he trunked ander down at Del Frisco's they're taking off his bandana and hair like Darth Vader But instead it's look with the cat drive Jacob do you have the doll?

She moved it's angry at you Damn it. Jacob, do you have the doll? She moved. It's angry at you? Okay. That's scary. That's the one I can find. You can find it. That's scary.

Ask her mom. Has there been a disappearance of children recently in the air? Jacob, look up on the roof behind you. Oh my God. Oh my God. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

You got gotta find this Have your actual mom sit on your lap I bet Jacob's mom because of our show I bet Jacob's mom thinks he fucks the dolls She goes you never can't about him until you were a man and now you can't stop mom. I need the dolls I need the big one the big one feels like a real lady What is it have you doing in New York Jacob spooky? How have we not found Jacob a wife yet? I don't know this is really crazy this eight years in there's no wife for Jacob do something He's like he's pussy. He'd be slaying pussy. Hey, I know that but he's that could snatch like a dagger was Like a Scooby-Sale. He's going after peach numbers

Dude he's got the best by the way. I would say I think Pete has the best hit list. I think he has it over jeeter now Oh, yeah, I think so too. I think I think we've watched a boy become a man. No, he's got I said he's just got everyone's everything Yeah, you know, I mean the girl that the girl that 13 year olds, uh, or the girl that 13 year olds like pine after the person that 20 somethings, yeah, 30 and you're in 50 something year old. He hit for the cycle. It starts with Carly. Oh, and they really have they really put her on the list, complete dating history. But this is the here's the thing, this is dating history. This isn't even as fucking history.

Yeah, dude, you don't know. He's out in these, you know, I just, I think I know somebody, I think I know someone who's on, I think, I mean, I want a cousin. It's like those stories, it's like those stories you hear where, you know, they're like, you should have seen that dream team basketball game

where magic and them played, you know, Jordan versus, and you're like, oh my God, that was like him with like one of the O's X's he's gonna be the community relief and that he's gonna be the community relief and a fucking Transformers movie hell yeah, oh look at Jacob's fucking doll. Oh god. I'm gonna back up bring it up dude Yes, dude. Yes Yes Oh, yes dude. Yes. Yes. Yes. We will tweet a picture of this out at the bonfire SXM. Holy Christ. That thing is that's unsettling at the bonfire SXM on Instagram. Oh It's fucking weird. Oh Scary. It looks like it might be a boy doll wearing girl clothes and a wig at any moment It looks like the eyes could look at me through the camera. Yes, David. Oh,

Jacob, do you have to check under your bed for that thing every night? He goes wait a second was it smiling before I Can't hear Jacob you're playing dumb music over him though hang on Jacob. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking It does freak me out. Like, is the face was she smiling before? Is it upset that I've disturbed it in that room? Wow, it's even going to be scary, or is it when you find a missing girl poster

of someone that looks exactly like her? Damn, yeah. I've never held these things. It's freaking real. You guys little Caitlyn? This is weird. It looks like my little cousin who went disappearing in the creek five years ago.

He says that. Yeah. Oh shit. Oh, I forgot. I don't think we're getting Brent Michaels, dude. We might be out of this thing. We're gonna be out of the Brent Michaels game. The show's almost over.

Dude, he comes in and just goes, that's what she said. I was listening to the really fucking turns. That's what she said I was listening to the fucking That's what she said I can't we wouldn't have gotten the bag on them. Oh, there we go. We're alive Pumpy baby monkey is this it Oh, yeah coming Coming to the studio, everybody. Big, big get for the bonfire.

Big is get a 2022 for the bonfire. Yeah, man. Good to see you, man. Yeah, I see you. Coming in, I work on bread. Nice to meet you. Brett Michaels in studio. Yeah.

Happy to see you. Thank you all for it. Party raw. 2023 coming. the storm is coming It's a vibe that you can't fuck with no it's a good party. It's a good fucking party Muscle breath Steve a jeerie I know I met Steve a jeery. We actually did a TV show together that you were on an episode of called Z Rock. Absolutely.

Um, we were out in Mokahe's. Right. And I remember, um, just things were running late and everything the production was out there and it was a long, long day and everyone and you guys let us stay to watch the show. If we wanted, and I had my friend Lewis with me, who I'm, I'm a big Poison fan. DJ Lou here is a huge Poison also first concert 15 years old right. Yeah, dude metal lands now saw one of the what weren't poison. That's it.

That's it. My friend Lewis whose first concert Lewis J Gomez, another comedian whose first concert was the poison pizza party. Right. I remember this quite well. He went to the Poison Beats party and and he was there with me that night. And Lewis is a pretty hard rough guy. Yeah, I'd say. And when you came out on

stage, you opened with look with the catch rag and okay, he's absolutely. And you came out with and doing the strut and singing this like he, I just saw the boyish, he called his sister who he has an older sister who showed him poison when he was younger and so I was into it and him just holding the you know that she can't hear anything he's just holding this phone up in the air but he was so I just never seen an amood go from everybody being like what along this sucks and there and then when you came out it was just there were like yeah everything's perfect that just made my day. Hell yeah. And Mokai, he's every time we played here, whether we were playing Jones Beach or PNC,

anyplace, right? Mokai, he's is my go-to. It's just it's a great time. You know what I mean? It's a great bar. And everybody in there is having an incredible time. I've even gone in there where you have to go underground, back up through to get to the bar.

You get to go through the hole and the floor like you crop this ladder and you pop into that bar. That's bad. That's bad. I served drinks all night. I'm like, now we're going to stay and it was, it was a good time. That's like I watch. I watch both seasons of Rock of Love. I've heard you had interviewed extensively and now just because we looked up that you're from Butler, PA, I now hear the Pennsylvania, you're here in the, you're in the, you're in the, you're in the in the, I'm from Philly. I'm from Philly. But yeah, so like, by the way, looking great this year,

look, forget about, forget about the Philly stick, but the Eagles last night, insane. Yeah, I went to that, took my little mom, my little Jewish mom, she had a ball. How was she with the rain? I saw the rain coming down before the game started. And then it just looked out because they were out there Throne they were getting warmed up. It was pouring and then like a light switch it went off. It was it was great. It was fun fun times. Yeah

Yes, fun. I've never heard that in your voice before I've heard you the Yenzer Occasionally I slip back into I'll be like oh Yen's having real good time I'm gonna go down see the Pittsburgh stillers play. They're real good. You're Steelers fan. I am. I am. I'm excited about tonight. Colts Steelers. Colts Steelers. I'm going to be amazing. Yeah. Mike Tomlin, you've had like that team keeps coaches in a way that is unheard of in the NFL from coward to Tomlin. You don't get a new guy every year. Chuck Nol they had Chuck Nol from that. He started building that

team like in the late 60s, early 70s and built. Luckily I was you know 12 13 years old when we started getting those first Super Bowl wins. When you started getting famous. Are you one of those people that's like I can use this to get Steelers tickets? Where you are? Damn straight. I went straight. I went straight to it. I go I listen. I go listen. Caller. Yeah. Bill. That's gotta be you know, that's the thing. The second you get any notoriety like I want. I want free tickets. I'm always in like double Z row. Yeah. I'm pretty sure there's a game going on. It ended like three minutes ago.

But you know, we're on that. It's like a concert at the very, very back. Yeah. The band they left the stage by still we're half the song still playing, you know, but it was honest to God to be able to go down there and and beyond that field. I've gotten to go down through ball in that field went to go and play baseball with the pirates and stuff like that. It's just it's so cool. It's an awesome. I said, I still sit. I pay for my fifth row tickets and I just stared at M night Shyamalan at the front of Sixers games, cleaning at them. I'm going to get there one day. You son of a bitch.

I know you're not paying for those. I know you're not paying for those. I get those quartet six or six. Hi, that's so fun. You know, um, and a million years ago, it seems like now, uh, the guys from Cinderella came out to see, you know, Craig Gass is, by any chance? I did.

It's a community, yeah. So Craig's a friend of mine, and he used to, when we were younger, he used to take me to concerts all the time, and he got like Fred Corey and those guys to show up to a comedy club in Manhattan. You guys are playing Jones Beach next night, and we went there the next night, and I was, the backstage was, it's two generations of Rock rock slut. It was pretty awesome. Yeah, you saw that it was pretty awesome to see it was me that's three generations on the stadium tour this year. Oh, awesomeness of rock awesomeness. That's crazy. That's that's yeah, that's you can see like a Pokemon evolution of like backstage sluttery. It was, it was just getting shut up.

I'm gonna let you sit in here for a bit. If, whoever, and by the way, the mom would have been proud of the daughter got him, the daughter would have been happy for the mom. That's a family act. I'm just saying, damn it. Yeah. But that's what party grower is.

It's not just that. Sure. I mean, it's got that. It's got that. It's a car. All of it. Party grower is a car. That's a feature of it. Yes, that just that. Sure. I mean, it's got that. It's got that. If it's a car, if party grows a car, that's a feature of it. Yes. That is definitely a fee, but it is a 100%. I'm telling you, this year, we, when we got to do that stadium tour, I said after waiting 2.5 years of all of us, all of us going through this crazy, you know, pandemic and everything

and then you're starting and you stop and it was just so damn good to be out there and on that on that stage and man, three generations of fans, but that's what the party girl when we created it for this coming year, all the Amphitheaters is it's a celebration from the minute I take the sports look at it, the minute they come into the parking lot, the party starts. Yeah. And it doesn't end until they eventually leave. You got some wild tailgating, I bet.

I bet you had some absolutely wild tailgating. I'm gonna tell you, it is, it's incredible. I got, we were supposed to go out to Hershey to do it. And we weren't able to broadcast like from the parking lot. So now, I forgot this on the phone. For real, you will have my number in Eric. I'm gonna write it down call me I make we will make it happen hell yeah, and the Hershey by the way was bad ass

I know we were a bitch. We were gonna record an episode on the way down there getting excited for it We recorded in the parking lot and then one on the way back and serious was like no We got air looking at looking him over there. Don't duck down. Yeah, Eric. We're gonna make so we just made something happen today So this is what I want to say. Let's do something awesome with you your fans or friends Let's do something incredible when I say I come through with it. It will happen pick out the place I know we're here at PNC. I know I know we're in Pittsburgh Philly Boston Guilford, you know, PNC is probably the one. Yeah, I'd say PNC because itulfard you know pnc's probably the one yeah

i'd say pnc because it's and you know what iraq here i'm looking at slowly looking away looking we could sign up to see the slow turn it's officially happening arick i don't know if you know this but it's already in the book it's on the air

you can sign up for the artist presale code at Brent Michaels dot com artist presale starts December 6th Public on sale December 9th. So go sign up at Brent Michaels dot com for that artist presale And then you'll get a you know, did you get did you get three generations of panty sizes thrown on to the stage? Well that happens just three different major sizes I got hit when I was I did comedy on Mayhem Fest tour one time, just like in between the X and I will say it was the first time I think I made a joke about getting bras thrown at you. Like I'm doing comedy so it never happens and then someone just did and it was the most

terrifying thing. It was something you just don't know what it is. Everyone gets to see you. Everyone gets to see you go like I always know someone throw a bra. I mean like, they're like, eh, like a seamy panic. Have you ever had that on stage where someone's throwing something at you and you've been like, oh, and then it ends up being like something cool, like panties or a bra. I played off like it's a move. Okay. Oh, yeah, it's part of my move once I've got that's smart. Because a natural reaction

is that you know what I mean? Yeah, from things coming at you. Yeah, you know, get down and move. And then you're like, oh, it's the best brawl ever. Yeah. The greatest brawl it's ever lit. And then some guys like, I bought you that for our anniversary. And you got a crusty panties. Like, I don't even know. Yeah.

Cause these are corrections for my hips. You go, sorry, I'm only human. I got a fat, you get a back brace thrown at you. You get spanks, you get underwear that are three feet long. You ever get a prosthetic leg whipped up there? Funny you'd mention that. I would have to see that. What if I was like that?

Always the crutch. You ever look at any video, a music, any genre, the crutch is in you. You can't miss the crutch in the air. It's good luck. You see the crutch. It's always up in the air. You know what I mean? It's a good, you know, Christine went to what was it?

A penny wise concert with a crowd surfed a guy in a wheelchair. It was great. Crouch, it's always up in the air, you know what I mean? It's good enough. Christine went to, what was that? A Pennywise concert with a crowd surfed a guy in a wheelchair. It was great. It was actually doing bad religion and the crowd surfed a wheelchair. And it was like, I almost had tears in my eyes because I was like, what a moment for this guy. And he's going, he's going, guys, tight the break. They had him like a chariot. Right.

It was awesome. It's awesome. That's all I felt when they put the... You guys are lucky I got this core strength. When they put me up for the Jewish dance at my wedding. That's all I felt when they put you in. You guys are lucky I got this core strength. When they put me up for the Jewish dance at my wedding, that's all I felt when I was like, Hey guys, you're all gonna drop me for sure. Which is funny when you go to a Jewish wedding

and the room happens to be large. You immediately eye up everyone, we're like, all right, we're doing this right? I need you guys to swore on this guy. Guys, I'm gonna do some dead lifts, look at the deadlifts I'm just gonna wait belt on in the corner. I got her about to get this guy Oh, fuck it in the sky Brent the party grow tors in all day event like it's one of those like it starts in the parking lot early Whenever they get there and then we start doing all kind of it's it's basically a carnival of just awesomeness all day

That's gonna be great and all I said it's all killer carnival of just awesomeness all day. It's gonna be great. And all I said, it's all killer hits, no filler, just treating the fans, it's a celebration of the fans, the bands, the music. And I did it for that exact, like what you were laughing about about, I think it was Jones Beach with Cinderella. Yeah. You were saying, but that party,

that's gonna happen all day and just make it incredible. That's awesome because yeah, I really like that energy isn't there anymore with a lot of things. Like I said, the party energy of a concert is like over. So it was like a rock zombie sort of kind of can get that going a bit. Like the girls on the shoulders showing boo and just like the whole like throwback

to like the vibe of just wild and fun. A lot of concerts now almost feel like a play or they feel almost like where they like, it's like a business transaction where they like starts, they do the concert and leave. And you're like, all right, well, that's for it. And it's an eclectic group of people coming on this too. But that's a, I want to say this too real quickly. That's exactly why I did this. I didn't like the stadium tour was a, you know, was thank God huge success.

Yeah. I got to go out with a lot of great friends and bands, but you know what was, thank God, huge success. Yeah. I got to go out with a lot of great friends and bands, but you know what was great about it is there was people partying from the night before that day in the parking lot. It was like what I call the ultimate sports event. You know, people are barbecue and grilling, hanging, singing, I was taking mostly video of that.

Like I'd go out and have everybody and we'd take the golf carts around and that's a lot of I always host Marty girl down in New Orleans. Oh, yeah, so I went down there and I saw this is everybody everybody's having a great time. Yeah, and they just it goes beyond the music and I thank you for saying the bands and stuff like that, but it goes into like a lifestyle goes into like a lifestyle. Yeah. You got a down pineapple lifestyle.

Can you still rage? Still 4 a.m. I can rage. Yeah, really? Eric, looking at him over there in the corner, ducking from what we're going to do together. Yeah. But we'll just make it happen and push it through.

This man's got a trophy from me. So we did a fairway to heaven. Am I correct on that, Eric? That is correct. Oh, we did fairway to heaven. I did two and a half days awake. A pure party, great time. I finally went unconscious and he went on for a couple more hours professionally, getting everyone to get there on, you know, do their thing to raise money for charity.

Two and a half days. Two and a half days straight. As a diabetic. I mean, I went out there and I just, we, it was, we were down in Florida and it was a good time. I mean, I went out there and I just we we it was it we were down in Florida and it was a good time. I mean, I got a nap every 12 night. I could never know this can happen. Don't say this on air. We're partying. Oh, right. I really feel in there. One's like, it's 3 a.m. There's an after hours place. I'm like, you're not supposed to go to that. I want to eat. No, I can't. Yeah.m. There's an after hours place. I'm like not supposed to go to that. I want to eat No, I can't. Yeah, yeah, I want to. Is there a waffle house somewhere in the world all the time doing stamps? So it's like I actually want to go lay on my tum tum and eat Doritos and watch TV. I hope they have snacks at the courtyard Brett Michaels calm go sign up for the artist pre-sale code

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you're about to get that ultimate brawl thrown at you. The pop. The pop. Dude, we're gonna get the pop. We're gonna get the B&POP. Yeah. We're gonna take a break. We're gonna be right back.

Thank you, Brent. Thank you for having me. That was awesome. Can we get a picture? No ladies and show skits. I've these girls in wearin' this. You're the years of melodies And the grass is too sad to be in it down baby Body is a war on a foreign show The man is contriting to walk him back

Set up a bitch, he got me from the second he walked in One of the nicest better than that One of the nicest people I've ever been in my entire life Honestly, the uh, the likability of a politician that you cheer for My lord Jacob, sorry, we didn't reference your dead baby doll. We didn't reference that- You have it on the screen, I held it the whole time.

It wasn't up, it was fun, I didn't even eat it. It was awful for falling in love. Every single one of us was like, Jacob, I'm up, I tell you right here. We got hit with Charming Tornado. I looked deep into those eyes with eyeliner on. Christine, could you get a got it? With me? Yeah. Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, be am dude

He's got that charm could have got it with me if he wanted it almost wanted to have a catch with it Yeah, yeah, rock star If you want to have a good if you want a real suck job in this place, I would have fucking thrown down He could have talked me in absolutely anything without a night cap. He kept going yes, and yes, and so He kept going yes and, yes and. So he kept throwing punches. I mean, lose. Lose gonna play catch on the field at city field. That's what he promised.

That's what he promised. So let's go now. Let's just do this, because remember, hot people are very good at promising things and then you forget about it because you're so whipped up in their charm that you forget to collect. Now, are you saying there's,

that I have not, I mean him our best friend? Yeah. He told me we were getting his phone number on the show in the air. We know Sal. So now that he knows Sal met him our best friends. Yeah, he told me we were getting his phone number on the show in the air. So now that he knows Sal, like total besties. It's true. Sal connections to give him because everybody loves Sal. He's a little bit of a man.

He doesn't like Sal. And we're like actually friends with Sal. Yeah, he goes over there for like major life events. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. I gave birth there. I don't tell him. I don't tell my friends. I remember you doing it in the bathtub. It was natural and I don't tell I'm ever you doing at the bath tub

It was natural and I thought it was beautiful Thank you dad you as my doula. I appreciate that. Yeah, I had to make sure you're dilated, bro I think that's something we're doing on skanks at one point. Maybe it's tonight We're gonna find it would be the best doula for Alex For Alex and everything's baby out of me Dave and Lewis. It's very funny. It would be the best doula very fun Guest is on that I vote I think Dave Dave's Don it twice

What why would Dave be the best dola Christine? He wants he wants the government out of her pussy Dave Smith says take that government out of Alex's picture He didn't give birth to two children. That's what you think. What? Yeah, dude, it's a real junior situation. Oh, man.

I was going to say an impractical joke. It was so funny when they said they were pitching new movies. And it goes, this movie lives in the junior cinematic universe. Is about another man getting pregnant. I love this thing. They call it junior. I love it. Is about another man getting pregnant. I love this thing called the junior. The junior cinematic universe. We watched a hunk of shit.

The story of Russell Crowe called poker face. Uh huh. We watched it at Kays Parents House over the weekend and it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life. Russell Crowe. Russell Crowe. Wrote and direct it and started it. When is it old?

No, it's new. And is's new and you see the dog shit and I we kept making the joke that it lives in the rounders universe. This is in the rounders universe you have to understand it. Cinematic. Have you seen the movie where Kevin James is a neo-nazi? No, no, but I'm willing to give it a shot. Oh, brand-mindful game. OK, man. Bring up the trailer, Ruth. I think, uh, are they, I mean, is that crazy? That is the craziest thing I've ever seen. And they shouldn't do that right for one air. I kind of like it.

Look, the boss has moves. Yeah, she goes, you know what? I'm picking up your shit. She asks. Why don't let me, she asked. There she is. Yeah, look at him. The lady came in to get the garbage. Oh, you watch Becky this weekend? I saw this for. What? Why don't let me she asked she is

You watch Becky this weekend I saw this for what Christine brought this just up He said the worst movie I've ever seen I said oh you've seen the Kevin James neo-nazi I was just movie terrible. This is the worst movie I've ever seen because it was very entertaining because Kevin James is a neo-nazi What about the one where he plays a Sean He plays the coach of the Saints oh because Kevin James is a neo-nazi. What about the one where he plays Sean, he plays the coach of the Saints? Oh, Kevin James does. Yeah, have you seen that one? Kevin James plays him?

Yeah, no, I have not seen that. Dude, it's when he got in trouble for, remember when Greg Robinson, the decordinator, fuck who is it? It's Sean, what's the name of the coach? Hey, Sean Payton. When Sean Payton got in trouble, was when the Niners played him in the fucking playoffs. Greg Robinson's decordinators like go for the head hits

Like like hurt cavernic and then he got fired. Yeah, it's on Netflix and then it's like I know it was Kevin James who plays him That's right. They made a fluff movie about how he told his players to break their legs how he got in trouble for targeting And they had his decordinator on tape being like, cut off the head, the body dies. Like they were telling him to go on for head shots. And then it turns into a little giants where he's just coaching high school kids. Is that what he ended up doing? I don't know.

I don't know. But there's also a, he's out of the league. There's also, and he's on Fox now, but he's gonna come back in the league. Rumors are they're trying to get him to go to Dallas. And also there's the Kirk Warner, the Kirk Warner movie. I saw it underdog. Yeah dude, I want to watch it on the plane. I love shit movies dude. Shit in my mouth. What? Oh, you're shitty movie up. Dude, I think Brad Michael's my best friend. He does. Now I'm going to play baseball on city field.

I'm telling you, if Lou doesn't play baseball on the field of the city field and if you and if there is not broadcasting from party girl 2023, I can see. I'm broadcasting from PNC. Just saying. Well, they can't take it away from us now. No, they can't. And the man that he threw under the bus that you have the name of. Buddy, yeah, here's the issue right now. If they say we can't do PNC for some reason, my friend Sal is gonna hear about this. And my friend Sal is gonna talk to my other friend

whose number I do not constantly. Just knowing the promises he's made, it would have been funnier if he was like, yeah, you like the six years, do you wanna be part owner? I got you. I can hook that out. I'm wearing a Meds hat, he wants to be on the field. Yeah, dude, that's wild.

And it's gonna happen, Lou Big J is gonna be a cap city this Thursday through Saturday then San Jose improv December 8th through 10th after that You can see him in San Diego Indianapolis and Chicago Particularly another two or eight big J comedy comm My birthday Wednesday next Wednesday a week for Wednesday Summer 7th Dan Sodor is gonna be the improv in Houston Tay Haas a couple hours down the road for me but Texas gets its fill the bonfire this weekend buddy hmm we should do is I started saying this with New Year's Eve I'm doing San Diego and Lewis and Dave are doing comedy store we

should do something if somebody hits both which we do look a T-shirt or something if somebody hits me and Dan, when we're a couple hours away from each other, and they prove it with a picture of themselves at each venue. Absolutely. Give them free ball and fire stuff. Yeah, Samarro, we'll send you a little march

if you could prove you. It came to both shows this weekend. I know it's maybe difficult, so don't feel bad if you don't. I may have said it's a super failure. Yeah. Uh, but Dan, of course, it's going to be this weekend. In, I need to see the thing.

He's going to be in a huge in Texas weekend at the improv and then Brooklyn Philadelphia. Yeah, Brooklyn. The horizon. Brooklyn's just one night at the bellhouse, December 10th, two shows. Dan Soder.com. Karen Fihian, Micraseen, Dave St. Dan St. Germain, a couple other people. I thought you said you were, I people. At least in my recene. My recene. We love you guys. You almost timed it right, Lou. See you later.

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