The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Partying White with Ms. Pat

Episode Date: September 26, 2024

Ms. Pat's son Junebug knows how to "party white" on a cruise. She was censored on her BET show for a few words but still allowed to use the N word. Ms. Pat feels strongly about her Atlanta Falcons and attended the Super Bowl that they lost. Jay shows her one of his favorite pedophile stings. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big J. Okerson and Robert Kelly What's up everybody we're back Robert Kelly Big J. Okerson the bonfire. We're here with the Amazing awesome miss Pat long time Haven't seen you in a while. How you doing? Trying to stay busy. Yeah. Yeah, you know, it's funny.. Haven't seen you in a while. How you doing? Oh, I'm fine. Just trying to stay busy. Yeah? You know, it's funny, I haven't seen Miss Pat since.

And we should probably, I'm curious to hear what your thoughts are post this happening. We were on Bert's Chrysler's cruise together. Oh, yeah. And we were party to a situation that I couldn't believe. They were having a tiny bikini contest for all these flat-ass fat white guys and Bert that's when he called out $5,000 for the first person or two can show me you have the smallest dick on this boat. One guy beat

the other guy out. What was crazy was the first guy did it and it was it was jarring for me to say I was like I can't before white man is a jar but it was I mean in a sense that I was like I can't believe he's like it's like show that to me it's not even having that but once you it's just going like fuck it man let it out there it's like having when you when you have that you there's a point where he say, it's so small, I don't care. It's like having an award on your face. I would never get over it, ever. It would be what I would think about constantly

all day long, every day. I'd be upset by that. But then the second guy... I mean, me and you were close. Sure. The second guy, you didn't see me at any of that contest. The second guy went up and he pulled out.

I took a side view. I still got that picture. Of it, and I couldn't see. I't see I think there was nothing from the side It was just hair coming over a pussy. Yeah He had a fat vagina He had a wife that was streaming from the top of the boat do it baby, and I'm like He ain't doing shit do it and you'll never cheat on you'll never be able to cheat on me forever You know that's like it's it's so drawing when you see remember was that?

the the hangover With the dr. Kim or whatever Ken when he came out of the thing and his dick was out I Would I screamed like the fact but it's so fucking small that it's a thing. Yeah, but he's Asian. You can kinda see that coming down the pike. These big fat guys, I... You can buy a dick now.

Like you can buy asses, teeth, and everything. You can't get a dick. The science isn't in on that, or I'd be there in line. You think you would've got teeth before I got a dick? There's no way. I would've given, I'd be there in law. Yeah, you think you would have got teeth before I got a dick There's no way I Would have given up a couple teeth to have a bigger dick I would have gave my teeth for a dick

Dick that important. I mean probably more to me than anybody else, but I'm saying my own caring about my own. I've never I Haven't lived in a world of complaints about it But I definitely would but I was too much porn in my life where you see what you think it's supposed to be I wouldn't mind a bit these guys but what they happen was when that guy had the fat pussy Bert then said alright, you know what that guy did that he goes Split it split the five grant And it was I think they made this right

But they were like I was like man for the first guy to think he was gonna be the only person willing to pull his little pecker out And then to find out he's getting five thousand dollars to find out two minutes later that it's in half now Because they're because I want to do it a Burke Chrysler cruise. There's a lot of people that could have entered that contest of course You was probably right. There's a lot of I mean, I entered that contest. Of course. You was probably right. There's a lot of... I mean, I bet there was a smaller one in that crowd. I think you could be pretty sure... We're going to see a guy who takes his shirt off. It's not a big dick guys go that.

You wouldn't be a genius. You might be right. You wouldn't be a genius if every time you saw a black person on the boat you went, you're Miss Pat's family? And they're your asses. And I brought out a big they had actually put them on different sides of the boat the miss Pat family powwow happening at the small dick which ended up becoming a small dick contest was pretty funny to watch I mean they

some disbelief down in that we had so much fun and when Burke invited me I was like well Burke I know ain't no black people gonna be on this boat. So I round up about 12, 15 black people and I said we going on the whitest crew in the world. Random or part of your family? There was family. There was family.

But when I tell you we had, my son did so much white girl motorboating. My youngest son, he stayed drunk. We pulled him out the pool, he had his head in between his old white lady titties and I was like, y'all gotta go get Junebug. He gonna be floating in the water. I mean he was just partying, I mean because he grew up in Indiana so he know how to party white anyway. Sure. And he loved a fucking drink. I mean he was in the hot tub with all white bitches and I was like no No, what's partying white?

Woods drinking I mean he fell out we was looking for him one point We I was so scared cuz he was dry say oh my god my baby don't fell over the fucking boat We found him in a dining hall done threw up up under the table. That's what I mean And so they sent me a picture I'm like clean him up and drag him back to the room We found him in a dining hall, then threw up under the table. That's what I mean, part of his wife. And so they sent me a picture. I'm like, clean him up and drag him back to the room. Stop sending pictures. Oh, he had the best time of his life on that fucking boat.

That was a fun one. I've done several cruises now, like charter from the Peckle Jokers and everything. That was, like, the most fun one of it. Just like the way he... It's like Burt's energy. So he brings that kind of like, like things you're not, almost like when you hear, it's like, hey, will you come be a judge on this thing and party, kind of goes like, you just want to kind of,

and then you go and it's like, it's a blast. It was such a fun thing to be a part of. And I didn't want it to be boring. So, you know, I was like, hey, DJ, change the music. We got to put a little spice in this bitch. And it was fun. It was fun. They took off Jelly Roll for a couple minutes.

I fucking love Jelly Roll. They did a belly flop contest. Another one, too. I do love, as an insecure person my whole life, I do love that there's just a, there was a, I mean, the guy was morbidly obese. Just walking around. 1,500 contestants.

No, no, no. this guy was a particularly large guy And he did the contest and then just walked around the rest of the thing with his shirt off and you're like live it up There was a place to do it. Yeah Yeah, I was just at a I was at hotel and everybody upstairs at the pool was white and they was tattooed down Fattest fuck nobody killed crap what they look like and I was like why black people can't go to the pool was white and they was tattooed down, fat as fuck, nobody give a crap what they look like and I was like, why black people can't go to the pool like this? We go to the pool our hair, makeup, heels on, you better not put no fucking water on us, we all gonna

stand around the pool. I mean these white people just are baking like turkeys and they was pink, red and they didn't give a fuck at this hotel I was at. And I was like, I was like, what the fuck? They don't care. I mean, even fat women. Now you randomly catch fat black women in a two-piece, but not like you do white women. They don't give a fuck. They have no ass. Their ass is in the front.

Their tits is in the back. Their neck is twisted. But they are out getting baked, baby. And confident. Yes. Like rocking it pretty out there I just did the insane clown posse's festival doing comedy at that and that's that's a good another good Mecca For a place like that like that. Just don't give a shit. Just people walk around fat

Humongous people walk around in the tiniest nothing is it's like who gives a shit I wish I had that impractical jokers was the fattest It's like who gives a shit. I wish I had that impractical jokers was the fattest Cruise thing I've ever I I mean that's a fat fan cruise in general though That fan base is big. I remember it was three in the morning and I Two of the biggest women I've ever seen in my life Had two plates in each hand it was mac and cheese pizza mac and cheese and cheese, pizza. And then they had desserts on top of the other pizza. Two hands each going into the elevator.

And then I went to the buffet, and these two chicks in Lark's, they were so big, they had to have the little machines, the scooters. They just had filled their fucking scooter basket up with food and then Drove into the table to where the chairs just hit out and just ate over their scooter baskets at the table No, they have a thing they call Diabetes

Cruise nachos what as you go to the buffet This is crazy. It's just like a thing that's done. You go to the buffet, you make, your plate is gonna be a pizza. You know, they make kind of the small pizzas. And then whenever you go down the buffet, you just put on top of that. And at the end of it all, just the cheese, the nacho cheese. You mean a heart attack? Yeah. It's just like, you mean your feet are wet? Yeah. I mean, if you're on a cruise ship on a fucking jazzy car. I know we gain weight on that cruise. Oh, you keep going. I mean, I could hardly breathe're on a cruise ship on a fucking you know, I know we can't wait on that cruise

Oh, we go. I mean I could hardly breathe when I got off that bitch It was just and then I was upstairs with Burke them. So it was like Round the clock food. I was I'm sick of fucking a It really is well, I mean the buffet you can only it's why I said it was 40 It was a good length of cruise ship to I'm'm doing the rock and roll one, the heavy metal one, in January and it's like six days and I mean any of these things. By the fourth day, you're like,

I have to get the fuck off this. If I have to look at this buffet one more time and them squirting hand sanitizer on me when you walk in. I'm doing Caldaor's Cruise in August. How long is that? It's Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and then Sunday. You come back Monday. Well I'm doing Disney.

I'm doing Disney. Yeah, yeah. The afternoon show for the kids. That is the craziest when I- Fuck all y'all, you was mistakes. Whenever I've done the cruise, I've always done charter ones. They say that about like, because I'm like, oh, it's not so bad. I guess if you had to make money, like doing cruises is not a bad fallback on.

But it really, you have to do a show for children at like 5 p.m. every day. I went to the comedy show, I went on a cruise last Thanksgiving with Galta for like just a cruise with no anything. I went to the comedy show. It's bad. I got a felt for this fucking dude because it was kids running around, old people right up, they get right up front and he had to come out and people were yelling shit at him and he had to take it in the face For like 30 minutes especially for a guy to do one of those you take away one motivation completely of comedy is

Hooking up because if you do you get kicked you get kicked off the boat They'll like they'll helicopter you off the boat if you hook up with somebody There was a car there was a comic in Boston at the time, all those older dudes like Lenny and all that genre, Bob Seibel, his whole thing, all he wanted was to get on the cruise ship. You had the agent had to find you and pick you, and once you got in, you're just gone. You're just on the cruise making money.

He finally got it, and the first couple days he was there, he hooked up with this chick Banged her it was the captain's girlfriend And so he's on the thing he knock at the door. Mr. Seibel would like to upgrade you to a suite Could you please pack all your bags? We'll get him for you He's like, ah fucking great because he thought he'd killed so good on the show and they had a helicopter They helicopter off the boat and they flew him back to Miami and he sent them home never to work the cruises again. I mean, as captain's wife,

but if you hook any just like customer on the boat and you go back, it's like you're breaking contract. Like you're not supposed to interact with the customers like that. What's that called? Fratinization. Yeah, because you technically work for the cruise company on that.

The one we do like Burt's cruise, none of that matters because Burt's taking over the boat. Yeah, you just don't want to fuck anybody on that boat. Except, unfortunately, there's no one there you want to fuck. You could fuck, he didn't care. Yeah, and if you did want to fuck on his boat, there's not enough penis to get inside if you open it. Yeah, you have to use three guys.

That's three white guys. Don't put that on my people. Oh, no. Miss Pett's family was holding up the other end of the boat with Dick. If we started hitting waves, Miss Pat's family has to be on this side and all the rest of everybody else on this side. Flat ass little Dick white guys.

It was quite a few of them. We had a good time. Are you enjoying doing Miss Pat Settles It? The judge show? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? It looks fun as shit. Yeah.

I'm actually going to invite you guys out. I need some white people to come on. Well, we actually have a case that you can settle right now. Okay, I'm not doing no small dick cases. No. No, no, no. First of all, we have regular sized dicks. Okay, I believe you, I believe you.

I mean, in your world, it's small. But in the white world. If you saw me, I was fat. No, because you're black. I mean in your world it's small, but It's tore up from black dick My wife doesn't even have what oh yes She does once you have a baby it give us a forever leech. Yeah, well like a 64 Chevy. It's slow, but it's coming Why should you stare at this healing and blinks while I fuck her Christine's pussy's fine because I only use it like sneakers. I really care about you know I mean, I only wear them once on special occasions

Sir, are you? because I only use it like sneakers I really care about. You know what I mean? I only wear them once on special occasions and shit. So her pussy's fine. Are you Chrissy? Yeah. You Jay wife? Girlfriend. Girlfriend. Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah.

You had a baby? No. She might have a, her leak is coming. Something's happening, something's gonna happen, for sure. But she, maybe you could solve this case. Jay and her went to an event with the great Shane Gillis, famous, hugely successful Shane Gillis, took Jay and Christine to the Eagles game,

on the field, all the crazy shit. Well, do you want me to say how that came up? Yeah, please, go ahead. What she said, I called her last Saturday to say that Shane called me and said, hey, we've got field passes. We're going to be able to go in the field before the game. And we're going to have great seats to watch the game.

And Christine said to me, she goes, oh, that's so exciting. I've never done anything with somebody famous before. That was a word she just said to me. Never done anything with anybody famous before. And forget me. Bobby Ari Shaffir. And then she re-ari- she realized she made a mistake and goes oh we did go to Six Flags once with Sal Vulcano which we did these are the only thing she's nothing else is she considered a hook-up she's had in her

life has been a big deal from someone famous it was crazy when she said it and she already said I put my foot in my mouth Judge Pat you want me to tell her shut up? She really didn't mess up because she don't see you like the world see you you just a man Yeah, when I go No, but I'm being honest I go home I'm not miss Pat I'm pay hey Hey, you got to do the laundry. You got gotta do this and nobody gives a fuck about what I do when I go through the airport people Oh my god, that's miss Pat when I call my husband like this bitch back Christine says the same thing

We don't get looked at the same you know she she she seen you naked. She know what your shit smell like. So she's not a fan. I'm saying it right. I'm not sticking my dick in my mouth forever. You're saying it really good. Yeah. Well, I said it was so funny when I first met his daughter and her mom, they were the first people

that I met that knew Jay like outside of comedy. And it was so funny to see. I was like, I don't think I'm gonna fuck about him. It's like big Jay Okerson, you know? I'm like, that's just like dad and my kid's dad. That's not what my kids are. It turns out that she's not impressed with my hookups when we go places because I pay for the tickets.

Jay doesn't get the tickets for free. Yeah, there's not a- Because there's fame. He can get the tickets because of who he is, but they want the money for the tickets. Well, how do we know what Shane Gillis did for the tickets? He did nothing. He was just Shane Gillis for the tickets, I promise you. He got them all to nothing. When we walked out of the stadium, the Eagle Stadium, next door at the Wells Fargo Center

where the Sixers play, there was a giant sign that says Shane Gillis live coming in a month. Yeah, and over at Helium, the 125 theater, it had his photo up on the wall. Coming up, Thanksgiving. Helium, Philadelphia. Oh shit, that bitch back? Shane Gillis, more famous than you? Oh God, yeah.

No, Shane popped. I mean, the whole thing. I remember when he popped. The timing of everything. He's so funny. Yeah. But I'm saying everything was just like the timing of like something so shitty to happen like the SNL thing Do you remember that? So when the SNL thing happened it gave him a little setback

It was a setback, but it was almost like infant when people started digging into him More people than not when you listen to his stuff have to go like, oh, this guy's actually really funny. Like even if you want to hate it, like how much that turns people. What did he do? He did a Chinese voice on a podcast and this guy who goes after people found it and put it out there.

But it was during all that, you know, woke and canceling people. I was doing an episode on the Yard. There's a she and go. I was doing an episode on the Yard. Oh yeah, there's Shin Gozal. I was actually, we were doing a derogatory episode on the Miss Pat Show and we were saying words that even though parents still think they can say, but the kids try to tell you,

we can't say like bulldiger and stuff like that anymore. So one of the words that I wanted to use was Japs lap. Pfft. Yeah. I wanna use it. Thank you, somebody know what it is. So BET and my co-creator who's in his tune was like, what the hell is Japs lap?

Well, it's very fucking racist, I learned from my husband. And at the time everybody was beating on Asia, they was like, no, you cannot use Japs. I said, but it's such a good word for this episode. And then so we had to give them alternatives. They was like, well, you can use chink. And I was like, it's worse, bitch. I would think that's worse.

It is worse. And I fell out of my lap. I was like, thank you. But nobody knew what Japs Lap was. They was like, what the hell are you talking about? You heard of Japs Lap? Yeah, it's old. My mom used to say, I Japs Lapt shit at you niggas. Get out of here.

That's actually two things you can't use now. And I was trying to use it in that episode and they wouldn't allow me to do it. Really? Yeah, so they told us to use chink Do they come do they come down to this BT like have like a heavy standards practice that you kind of roll? BT plus two is it is uncensored Pretty much was well my show go to be T after one year Okay, so we have to shoot for when it's gonna cross over But they still they'll give me a few push backs on the BET+, but not like the other places

I was at. Oh yeah, no I'm sure. Cause it's at subscriber base too. Yeah. It's so weird because like back like a tough crowd and all that stuff, I remember that episode with Patrice where he had the DC sniper. He had that joke and he was where everybody was like, oh that's a white guy in his 30s with glasses

And then he his whole joke was yeah, they found out was just a you know, n-word in a Buick Like you can't say Buick They believed they believed you and they left the end Oh, and you know, that's one of the fights I had with BT I said I can say the N word every day all day Nigga nigga all up and down this network, but I can't say Japs lap Yeah, really you're gonna protect everybody except me you don't ever pull the N words out you get a Japanese guy and he could say it So funny cuz we have a race come in to just say their own derogatory term

Where you say all and and then have them cut. No. Shep a slap. Hey. I do a monologue before every episode of the Miss Pat show. And during that episode, I used the word porch monkey. But I wanted people to see it. Jesus Christ.

I wanted people. I asked the director to see it, because was white and when she said I felt it and she didn't know what a porch monkey was so she was like, porch monkey! And you can hear it in the episode. It is so funny. Is it in the episode? Yes! Bobby, if me and you were smarter right there when she said porch monkey we should have

went, I don't know what that is. You mean I should have cackled? We completely accepted. She said it and we were like, ah, it's a goodie. porch monkey we should have went I don't know what that is You mean I shouldn't have cackled? We completely accepted, she said it and we were like, ha it's a goodie It's a goodie We used that in Boston a lot Yeah y'all some assholes in Boston Boston is so fucking racist

That's why y'all the rent socks Philly had a lot of that too I feel like right before my time but the Philly had a lot of that too. I feel like right before my time But the the Philly white youth of my generation Heavily was welcoming to hip-hop culture very quickly. That was like, you know, I mean like that wasn't estranged me It all was very much more integrated when I moved to South Jersey is when everything I thought was much more like split off But like the city where I was never was like that. Keith said last night, he was on my podcast, he was like, Boston whites suck. Philly whites beat Boston whites.

I was like, what? He's like, Philly whites are better than Boston whites. No, yeah. And I was like, fuck you. And then he proved it wrong. Proved it. Damn mean as hell in Boston. The way those bitches drive in those little fucking

Mercedes cars, they will run over you. They, I mean, I seen a lady with two car seats in the back of her seat, and I don't know if she was the nanny in my, fuck off! I was like, what is wrong with y'all? There's kids in this car? Yeah! I don't like, I like to eat in Boston,

but I don't care for Boston. The place. Yeah, I don't care for it. Just the place in general. S general suck on that Bobby. I don't give a fuck about your shitty teams Hey dumb Patriots that are garbage now like one man left food is good though food is good I'm gonna tell you that the food is good. It is good. Um yeah Patriots Red Sox South Dix Bruins Yeah, but just don't ask him about any other current players names at all He doesn't know any of the names of any players. He's a stat player. I know no stats at all.

No, as soon as you say you like, if you like a team, you have to like every player. Know the trades and who's this and that. Yeah, just maybe five players on either team. I'll name all, any five. I have the five of us, and I don't know anybody. Thank you, Ms. Pat. I don't know nobody but the owner.

Thank you. You dress like a black pastor. Yeah, there you go. Say something to her I know D John D John that's must be John He actually got mustard at the stadium is called be John muster From the Yeah, and we just got 50 million dollar white boy who I don't think gonna do anything Yeah, and we just got that $50 million white boy who I don't think gonna do anything

The Falcons well they just beat the Eagles in front of my stupid face while I sat there like an asshole I was naked with you. I was there cheering them on my Falcons. I couldn't believe it I still cannot believe you go to the game. No, you know I had season passes for about three four years, you know why and I have five seats You know why and I paid like five seats. You know why? And I paid like 30 grand a year for them. Oh, you had to pay them. And I was like, fuck y'all. I'm tired of y'all losing.

And time I give up my seats, they started picking better players. They get better. Matt Ryan years and stuff. I can't stand Matt Ryan. Well, the Falcons people were very happy Monday night of that game. It shut the whole stadium down when

they got that one minute drive and won the game. Sitting there. I'll tell you what. That one Falcon fan, I was a comedian, he was out there dancing, but I only saw like two jerseys and the whole eagle thing, and there was only two left standing there dancing. Oh, that's pretty funny.

But it was, I said, and Shane, because he's famous, had to deal with every, so as soon as that happened, like, now he's also... What's funny was watching was the people from far away from Shane would recognize him and be psyched, like, you know, yelling out stuff to him and blah, blah, blah. And then also a very rough way to find out that day that yelled out from a distance,

Shane does sound a lot like Jay, so I had a lot of stolen Valor moments that I felt stupid. He'd be like, because Shane would be in the middle of something with somebody, and then I see, you think the next one's not for Shane, but you're like, Jay! And I'd be like, mm. He'd be like, go on, I'll be like, hey.

And then you see the person, Young's not looking at me at all, so you start pointing at somebody who's nothing. So somebody call us a black person, Jay. We were at the Limp Bizkit concert and he's getting recognized all over the place. You was at the Olympics? No, Limp Bizkit concert. Limp Bizkit, oh.

So we're coming down, we're sitting in our chairs. I got those fucking Limp Bizkit in me. I thought he was at a fucking restaurant. Limp Bizkit's good. Limp Bizkit. He was coming down to his seat, this fucking guy. Thought he was at a fucking restaurant He was coming down to see this fucking guy he's like he's like hey man, just give me a second I was I was gonna say I want to any and Jay stood up the guy was like talking and Jay stood up and he He give him a hug. I He was I saw him saying something to Bobby and then and I said we're getting recognized so much that at some point

I'm like, oh, this is gonna be funny to kind of bust their balls about this guy's clearly asking them if they can move back a little bit because he can get through because And I hear him go he goes sorry man. I gotta and I thought he was saying like I gotta take a picture with him Yeah, he said it to me. So I'm like, nah, that's cool, man I got it, you know, whatever take a picture with him, but that's but it's not what he's talking about at all He's just saying I gotta I'm sorry. I gotta And I assume it's about a picture with me or something. He wants to shake my hand He comes over his hands kind of out when he's walking by me. I shake it

I give him like the half hug, which is too much for a fan anyway, I don't know I go I go what up, my man? I go, cool, and then he kinda like keeps going like with my hand, like holding hands with me, he kinda goes in front of me and behind me, and then starts talking to the people behind that he was trying to get to. He had no idea who I was, no interest.

I was an autopilot of accepting my kudos at this Limp Bizkit concert, that this guy was just trying to get past me and I was like Yes, it's really me. Your eyes do not deceive you you are in the presence of big That's cool man. Excuse me one second. He took my hug. He took my hug and made a face like why did the strangers hug? Why would I hug him? Oh One of my favorite things in sports though, and I'm sorry Fuck yourself, you know, I'm gonna talk about it

I don't want to hit it shit The Super Bowl with the Falcons. Oh, I was in the game that let me tell you something the next day watching the Falcon fans who are watching the game just smash their TVs I mean there's one where a guy stood up, smashed the TV, he's like, I fucking lost the bet. He's like, I don't got the money to pay it. He made a bet. And he had no money. And he realized that he was fucked

and he just smashed the TV. Oh man. It was so bad. I had made a bid out of that because my sister-in-law was watching the game Yeah, and she was eating and doing the third quarter and she choked and she died Jesus I'm so sorry Miss Pat you know how to take a left

I have a fun football story But not only did they kill her, they just crushed me. And I remember walking out the stadium and Channel 5 from Atlanta was there. How do you feel, Falcons? I was like, fuck out of my face! The Falcons lost. Because she had died and my husband called me

during the third quarter. She had a heart attack. I was like, fuck her, the Falcons losing. And so, then he called me back and he was like, she passed. I'm like, I don't give a fuck, the Falcons losing. And so, then he called me back and he was like, she passed, I'm like, I don't give a fuck. The Falcons lost. We was up. Did you not watch the game?

It's the Super Bowl. So everybody run to the hospital from the Super Bowl party with her to the hospital to see, you know, to make sure she okay. These motherfuckers calling me, what's the score? What's the score? What the fuck you mean what's the score? Your sister done got choked off chicken.

Do you know the guy, the guy who was famous for smashing TVs and throwing shit through the wall for the Eagles, his name was EDP 440 I think, it was like a YouTube 445. And then the same, he got popular from that. And then they caught him, he got, you know, the pedophile hunt things that I watch They caught him on a pedophile

So he got famous from just you know YouTube bullshit videos and then pedophile He became famous enough in that world that uh it was like a big deal. He was caught You know all these other pedophiles they catch you kind of slide under the radar if people don't know do you know I mean? But people are there's like catching a youtube celebrities pretty wild i saw one of the today is for the rounds to ground what is our the ball was playing a robot he says mama pitch into the man and the man pulled up he's like hey is you says that he is a i thought you was older

you have all the brothers and sisters the path out there just take it a whole house that has to do with it so i thought that the was on the trampoline. Yeah, and then mama said, this is creepy. I was like, I would've whooped that nigga ass out of beat. Then the little boy go back out, that's my mama, she's hot. He was like, she sent hot pictures of you. I'd have beat the shit out of him.

I mean, the pedophile was cool. He was like, I fuck kids, but you too young. Where's your sister and brother? He pulled up, the little kid kids bouncing on the trampoline. He pulled up and he goes, you're younger than your pictures. You got an older brother, older sister? He's like, well where's your mom at?

You're sending me pictures of your mama. I was like, well that's a pedophile with integrity. Oh man, I watched all, I went on a couple of them. I went, been on some pedophile hunts with the YouTube people before. It's pretty wild, man. Now that they've taken the new thing, it's just since they're all kind of removed

from YouTube anyway, like they're kind of getting rid of those, they all go to like different sites, like Rumble and stuff where you can, it's kind of like free world. Now the guys, I see those ones in Detroit, dude, dads against predators. Oh, I love, dude. They just beat the shit out of the guy. They just fight him at this point. It's pretty wild. It's great

I watched that one too, but one guy's been shot twice Shot by a pedophile twice two different times it's happened to him now, but like they beat the shit out of the guys It's pretty funny Asian dude. They caught in the grocery store. Yeah What's he say he says uh, it's like a gay dude. Yeah, he starts just like freaking out. It's really, really funny. See if you can find that, Christine. Gotta give him a jab slap to calm him down.

Oh, that guy could've used a jab slap. I made a nice hot one. Oh, what the fuck? I'm trying to remember the words he says. Oh, I know what he keeps saying. Dude pedophile has to poop. Because that's what he keeps saying. Heophile has to poop because that's what he keeps saying He said he says he's just there to get a like laxative because he has to poop

He has a poop and they're like, but you're hearing me a boy. Here's a picture of you in the picture you dick You said he goes I have to Screaming into the heavens. It's really great Pretty great. Yeah, I remember him. I watched that they They beat the shit out of him, but that's kind of dangerous. It's definitely dangerous. Like I said, one of the pedophile hunters got shot, yeah here he is. This is great. This is a guy in like a CVS or something? Yeah, they always get him in Walmart. Walmart is good for two things. Affordable school clothing and, uh... I mean, catching pedophiles. They're all happening in Walmart happening because if you beat somebody up in a Walmart

Nobody they don't give a shit. They just go so you have to have to leave and then they punch them through a thing of like You know Advil and they're all over the floor around like toys and a mishmash of things and they don't give a fuck Nobody cares you do shit in Walmart. Yeah can sit back there and eat a whole cake. You can. This should be a pedophile catching section. I played a game of football in Walmart. Nobody said shit. Why not?

You do that shit in Target, you going to jail. I'm looking for my fiber. Your what? Fiber. Fiber? I got to poop. You got to poop? I'm constipated. I've been constipated. Yeah? Now pause it. What's so bad about these pedophiles always is this right here. He's

panicked in fear. If you walked up to a guy and you didn't know why they were coming at you and you were trying to buy fiber because you have to shit, you wouldn't start offering that to a stranger. You just want, they're just trying to give any reason why he's there besides fucking kids So when they go, why are you here? Wouldn't you first question if you were innocent of anything go? Why are you asking get a fucking camera? Who are you? I have to poop. I'm not here to fuck a kid if that's what you think it's cuz I have to poop. I Can't fuck my ass is clock

Classes clock Conversation I love it and I can involve the police. He's still looking like he's really looking now. He's in character deep He's actually he's really method right now five by five. He's reading the directions. I'm not this one Bad ingredients yeah, it is my wrong prescription glasses. you see that that's a L carnitine you want to have a conversation you want to turn around and talk to me I gotta find this bro I can call the cops right now or we can dissipated I can just have we can just have a conversation I'm actually really constipated sir please can you actually let me get my holding the phone she go home so I can poop And actually so I can poop well the cops

Why would you want to call the cops for me when I'm trying to find my I know why you're why am I here my 13? Year old little brother who is that? I don't know who that is Who is that I have no clue Who what is wrong I have no clue. Who was wrong? Again, like I said, these are some part of the problem with these like this guy's a maniac for sure. And I'll tell you to be like, they also catch too many times she's like mentally retarded people who have no idea like they would have showed up for. I was if they've done with their eight years old, or

95 years old, they can't believe anyone's ever responded on it and it will never happen again. How do you know they're never gonna get a response like that just poop how do you know he's not oh how this guy's a pedophile who wanted to fuck underage kid I'm just saying he's also sort of retarded how do you know he's not mentally retarded I think use the R word is he mentally retarded you can use the M and R word yeah just looked it up yeah yeah I mean our word. We just looked it up. We just pulled up a list. Apparently it's back. I mean that word is back.

Mentally, you can't say mental retarded. Oh mentally. You can't say retarded, you can say mentally retarded. I'm gonna say mentally. Yeah. Retarded. You say retarded after it. So you think something is wrong with him?

Yes. I mean it might just be drugs and shit. That hoodie, the hoodie he's wearing is nice though. Puma? Did they sell that at Walmart? No. You shouldn't get that. Why, you don't like Puma?

Puma? You shouldn't get in at the CME. Oh, you could say a person with mental retardation. You have to add with a person with in front. Yeah, you gotta put a lot of extra no problem words in front of it. But he definitely seems like he's off. Skip ahead because when he starts really... Wanna go to the most replayed? Yo yeah. Back up. Oh yeah. Hang on. Okay here we go.

Alright, Fiber Pills. Got em. All right fiber pills got him By the way no one gives a shit No one's doing something. He's gonna fuck a kid and he just stole something. Yeah, he also stole fiber pills. That may or may not be necessary. You can do anything about Mars. Paul is laying on the ground. Go ahead. Back up. He forgot where he parked.

Did I just go poop? I'll give his commitment to the bit. I mean the fact that he... Watch this. Watch this. Oh yeah. Yeah watch this. I forgot. Oh my god. I forgot he just completely eat shit in his car I'll tell you the good news for sure I bet that made him poop

I do feel good. I was over it made him poop for sure everybody season four of the ms Pat's show is currently streaming on BET plus and season two of ms Pat's settles it premieres on BET July 31st watch it She is absolutely hilarious and miss Pat's new hot and flashy stand-up tour launching in September in Denver, Colorado I love that already went and I'll be in New York in November. That's right. New York in a town hall Yeah, November. Hell. Yeah show and ticket info available at miss pat comedy msp at comedy.com Check her out go to punch up live slash Robert Kelly for all his dates and go to big j comedy For all his dates this weekend is Omaha funny bone. You're in Cleveland. I'm in Cleveland this weekend at the Hilarities Oh, yeah, I was like don't go to them for us. No

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