The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Peace & Serenity

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

Bobby discovers more footage of a demon and Jay relives the time he was dragged offstage!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. I'm gonna expecting me. You know what, I met Shokaton here. She's five, like four foot ten.

She was so tiny. What a big voice. It's a tiny woman. I'm only five one. That's not true. It'd be great though if you were. You've never noticed my cowboy boots with lifts. Jacob's five two.

Five two. Now what's he five six, right? It's a sensitive topic. I wouldn 5-2. 5-2. Now what's he 5-6, right? It's a sensitive topic. I wouldn't mention either. Is that him? Is he? I just not see him.

He's standing right next to you. Is he bending down behind the console? Have you ever seen... I'm guessing 5-7. No. I'm giving him an inch. Is he taller than you, Christine? Yeah. He's like 5-5-5- five six. Have you listened to his voicemail?

Jake it doesn't sound like him. Jake. Oh, yeah, it's very tough. Yeah, he's being Jake. I want Jake. That's why it goes. Hey, it's Jake You see Jake come through once in a while Jacob puffs his chest a little bit a little bit hot You saw Jake you saw Jake could go with DJ a little couple times. Yeah, when he wished me that I used to dive cancer. Yeah, remember that? I mean, you're jumping steps for sure. So, Jake hurts feelings. You're doing a Lewis J Gomez, always it whittles down to you're trying to hurt his son.

My baby James. Always career. You're trying to take food out of baby James. No, if he's upset, you're trying to hurt his career. He dialed the fury dials back to you ruin his career then he can have no money to take care of baby James. No, if he's upset you trying to hurt his career, he dialed the fury dials back to you Runes career then he can have no money to take care of baby James and baby James will be homeless It's always dials back to baby James, which is a door of bulls of father. He is adorable. He's a good father Yeah, he called me today. I forgot the baby James. No, baby James doesn't call me. He has called me once more

Just calls you. Yeah, what's up Bob? What's happening? You shoot the shit. It tells me about some TikTok stuff. And then you know, it calls Max a pus. Okay, then it hangs up. And it hangs up. Anyway, give Max a nut check for me. Peace. Peace. I, dude, I woke up this morning.

Yeah. I had my whole day planned. Ready? For today. I was waking up, I woke up this morning. Yeah. I had my whole day planned. Ready? For today. I was waking up, you know, taking the kid to the school, then I was coming back. I was meeting gnome for breakfast because we live up in the best chested together so we do breakfast every once in a while. Jewish breakfast.

It's uh, yeah. Okay. And um, and solidarity. And then I was going back to the house 12 o'clock I'm crawling and I took my shoes off crawled under the blankets pulled them all realize known stole your gold no he didn't steal it he sold it to me and I pulled the blankets no warm in the owner of the comedy so context yeah the owner of the comedy so a good friend of mine.

But that's his number best friend too. Yeah, number three. I'm seven. No, you're not. You're not seven. Dawn's two. Dawn's not even in the mix. I'm so sick of her tone.

You know what's funny? I'm not yelling. You know what's funny? You did sound like an asshole. I'm fine. Shut up. You told her at some point she was not just your tell me. I'm gonna ask, hold. You took it. I'm fine. Shut up. You told her at some point, she was not just your wife, but also your best friend.

I said, that's Christine, but I do realize it. I didn't know if Christine's my friend. No, they're not our friends. They're our friends. They're our partners. Yeah, but like a partner who's slightly working against you. It's slightly. Yeah, not like completely work, like helpful,

but like doesn't really want to see you fucking peak. Yeah, and we're not really helping our matter by letting them become kind of friends. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, they will plot together. Once they sniff each other out, I mean, those are both good to go. No one's going to talk that shit. Oh, yeah. Once you realize, Christine's not going to tell me dawn stuff.

Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, when they start keeping secrets. Yeah. She didn't say anything. What? I know she did. No, but I saw that you were talking to her,

and she goes, oh no, that wasn't her. We were talking about, you know, getting the schedule together, that's all. Yeah, we just, just for the guests, the upcoming guests. It's not a big deal at all. Oh my God, can you believe it's like, he helicopters over me, well I'm just trying to talk.

Oh, I know. Jake ignores me, I wish part. I wish he helicoptered me. So then I woke I went into the bed and then my I hate this. My phone went ding. And I looked down and it said, Hey man, left the driveway open so you can pull your car in if you park and see in a couple minutes. Stavros. I was supposed to do his podcast at noon. And you were in bed. Three minutes past 12. He lives in Queens. And what time are you supposed to be there?

12. And it's already three past 12. Three past 12. Did you go? I went. Damn. I went and I screamed you go? I went. Damn. I went and I screamed. I yelled at Don. That sucks.

It's not my fault. I know it's me. It's me. But I was so mad. I was like, fuck. I was under the blanket. It's three of them. What time is that? What's the black one we just got? Well, cakey kill. Cakey kill. That's hard to get out from under. It's hard you were planning on how much more sleep At least an hour and ten

Our intend wake up. I was gonna go work out take a sauna and then shower and come in right on time Yeah, I had the whole day planned how to get up You have to say workout. Yeah,. You have a sauna in your house? I do. I have a sauna in my bedroom. Yeah, the standup one, right? Yep. I just saw, there's a sauna ad for that thing.

It's pretty, it condenses pretty small. It's the best thing I've ever bought in the last, except for the new MacBook Pro Max. And then the, I just bought the DGI Pocket 3. That was awesome too. I don't know what that is. That's the camera I bought. It's awesome.

It's the best. Pocket. Pocket DGI Pocket 3. It's the coolest vlogging on the road camera you can ever buy. You should get one to bring on the road with you because you can make your videos literally by yourself. And then just send them the book here by myself. It follows your face. It has face tracking.

Oh, yeah. So you just, yeah, he just face tracks. It's so weird. It's the best. You have a, a cedar sauna in your. I have a seat. I have a seed. No, not in my bathroom.

It's in my bedroom. I have an infrared infrared, right? Yes. Sonna in my, I had to make a little adjustments to make it really hot, because you have to get over 170 for a sauna to have a fact to release the heat shock proteins, I think they're called something like that, right?

I believe. And I work out and then I go on the sauna for a half hour and meditate You slow smoke salmon at 170 really I believe There you go. It's it's hot. Did you look over to me for to back that up? I've no That's what salmon Over me where's like right Jay couple old fucking kitchen dogs like us. I love it. I love it Yeah, I have the one

Flayed all the way on the right to the left to the left always the left that one. That's what I have We got them. Yeah, I have that Yep, oh that thing's up always it's up always I Know what that means, but yeah, it's up always the thing I thought they have ones that just break down like you zip them up They're inflatable I don't know what that means, but yeah, it's up always. The thing I'm talking, they have ones that just break down, like you zip them up there and flate them all this way. Yeah, you don't wanna get those. You can't get them if that's all you can get, but you gotta clean them after every time,

cause there's just sweat, you know, the sweat drips on the floor and- Heavy clean this. You, I put towels down and it's kinda wood. So I have towels on my lap, I don't really sweat down on it. You know what I mean? But I love it. I love it.

It's the best. It's big. What's up? What's wrong? I'm hearing something. Yeah. What is it? The hatred in your heart that I have a sonner and you don't?

I am jealous. I love that. Is it? I love that you have that. Is what you hear the fury and envy brewing inside of you? It's possible. Is it? Ah!

Ah! Now, so I was in Milwaukee all weekend. You went to Soul Jules. I was in the city of the crime, different place now. Soul Jules is the shit. Well, I haven't done the new one. I mean, it's, I mean, it was the hottest room I've played in a long time.

I can't, I know. You drive out in the middle of fucking nowhere in Potsdam, is it Potsdam? Potstown, in the middle of nowhere into this haunted house. And you go in, dude, I mean, the food is fucking ridiculous. Good. I ordered the steak, it was amazing. And then the crowd,

Is the comedy club's food? Where's it connected to a restaurant? It's a restaurant, it's huge. It's a good it was a connected to a restaurant. It's a restaurant It's huge. It's like he owns it all owns it all Wow owns it all and the actual comedy club is fucking amazing It's so much it's so him for letting me get hurt Yeah, well you're yeah, you can't you can't be pulled off the stage anymore like that But yeah, you'd love how they fixed that Yeah, you feel

That's I'd love it you think I think I might take your word on that one I'm telling you I was ready to be like what the fuck I think he's a wiener Why you think he's a wiener because you try to capitalize off that so much It's just what happened. I didn't know what's like on. The things that would ask me for comment about the situation, I'd be like, no. And then it would be like, sold your whole set. They asked me to be on some Philly News thing after Chris Rock got hit. They were like, oh, about this stuff happening. And I was like, no, coming on a news show, talking about what it's like

to be attacked on stage, whatever that lame thing that was. And the next morning, I looked at my friend where my cousin sent me this. That was me. She's like, look at this and just sent me a video of Soul Joel was there, bright and early in a suit. You see when things happen at coffee clubs.

It worked, because he owns the place. I mean, no, I think it was a money making machine over the COVID, COVID was amazing. But can I ask you questions for a little context? What happened that night? I remember it, but I don't remember it. You're on stage. Guess somebody didn't watch my special.

I know. I describe the entire thing. I know, but I'm saying for context of it, like you're on stage. I did, I was at your special I was live I was in the back of the room I was in the back of the rule oh then that bit must not have made it all the way to the back it made to the back it just didn't fucking resonate um Lewis well the funny thing I was it Lewis asked me Dave and Lewis were supposed to co-headline it. For junk money.

Right. And then Dave couldn't do it. And he kind of told him sort of last minute and then Louis were just kind of like, come on man, just come do it, come do it. And I had the ability to, you had the ability to, you said that in a weird way. What does that mean?

Oh, it wasn't like on a, it was like a Tuesday or something that we did it. Like I had to leave Bonfire and get in the car out there at nine o'clock and you had you were available to do it. I guess okay, it was available. You were available. Yes. No, it's not like you were in a wheelchair and then you got healed and you had the ability. Now I have the ability. Right. My voice came back. I had the okay, I don't like that picture. I mean, nobody should. That picture is, I mean, you look like a dike. Can I say that? Yeah.

Can I say that? Because I don't mean it in a bad way. I meant it in a very dikey, awesome way. Yeah, go ahead and say it. I'm not putting my tie back on. All right, can I say that? Yes. Okay, thanks.

Where? Wow, dude, you look very prideful. Is that better? Why, uh, you're very prideful. Is that better? Why, uh, give it to me? You're real cutie, Patsootie. You really are. You would make a cute lesbian. I'm just trying to figure where was my hair

that length where I didn't grow it long or... I don't know, dude, but it's parted to the side. It does, you look like Chas Bono. It has a Chas Bono looked to me. Right, that was how I was saying. When Chas Bono grew up, you look, you look like what Chasbano wants to look like. You're the, you're her goal,

you're her goal face and weight. Try that style like a couple of times. That way really briefly. Yeah, don't try that again. Well, I think I was probably trying to grow it long again. That's what the issue is, but I can't. I just can't grow long. Here's a problem, because I'm, you know, look, I'm fat for life, you know,

so I, when we sit down in these chairs like that, and the guys on the ground, not on stage taking photos, it's the worst. I think about right now, I'm wearing a slightly smaller sweatshirt today. Yeah, but when they take photos of comics, they always take it from down in the crowd. It's like, dude, hang from the rafters.

You've been nice, Mary. I know. Get a fucking drone, you piece of shit. Yeah, get a gimbal you can hang off of. Get a gimbal. Well, anyway, yeah. So there's the magic. Oh, here it is.

Let me see it. Oh, there you are. Okay, here we go. So you're on stage.. That's not the place yet. You don't play yet So I'll say what happened was you look very comfortable. You can see the guy. I was not worried I thought I was like I'm gonna kick the shed of this guy if he tried as he tries to come on stage Hmm and before I saw that he was coming with directly a stage I'm like if he tries to come on the stage from like where you have to get on the stage He's gonna be stopped. Can I ask you to lose his over. There's like so much happening over there

And you thought he wasn't gonna make it to the stage. You didn't think he was gonna you didn't think he was gonna grab your foot I I didn't I didn't picture him grabbing my foot and yanking me by my ankle No, that's why fights are always the last resort because you never think it all through. You had the high ground. That's all I was, was that. I was like, man, this guy is so below, is this dummy, I'm like, is this dummy about to try to get on the stage? And then you,

but if Tommy pushes his arms up to get on stage and like, you know, microphone stand in the face or whatever, like it's just like, you forgot about physics and gravity. No, I just didn't, I just didn't picture the move. I didn't picture the thing was gonna be that. I was like this guy's trying to get to me. I didn't think he was gonna get near me

and then bring me to him, which is great move. On his part, really he thought it out. He did the math. Yeah, the will. He didn't think it out, but he made the move for sure. Yeah. Yeah, I'm, yeah, you can see I am very calm there. But he, so yeah, his sister, so I went down there to do the show because I had the availability to do it

and drove out there. And when we got there, I don't think Lewis is going on yet, but when Lewis, why forget it was always like, burg, maybe me, burg and Lewis ended up being, but like, you know, burgs like gruff, like his shits, like edgy and stuff. And he's, uh, you know, the audience is doing great, by the way. So did Lewis. It was just like this girl by Lewis starts becoming a bit of a problem like because she's just the one person like, why is everything gonna be this? And why, you know,

just complaining about everything. Sure. And then when I got on stage, it was funny. I think Souljul did like, to his like he did he was like do you want us to get rid of them? And I was like now like I'll use it more or less than like if it's if they're that shitty like they'll leave on their own You know, I mean like from going back and forth with them Can is the problem though when you when you doing a show outside? Yeah, when you're inside and they leave There's usually a door that shuts yeah Yeah, yeah, I got out of eye shot. Well, he's going to walk through a meadow. You know, I'm here. Yeah, that's like, he's like, you know, walk through a meadow.

You should have went in the parking lot, just turned his car radio on really loud and destroyed everything. Yeah. He just started honking and got some shitty songs. But he, uh, so I got on stage, the sister started her shit and then I said, you know, I went back at the back and forth Through that it was like going great

But like I mean it was destroying her, but like she was uh, and then she just got The last one I just rang on her like she screamed she just started screaming. Jesus Christ And then the security people all right over is that pretty accurate? Right she just started yelling like I mean she really she was screaming like you were hitting her or something like screaming she like looked up it was like yeah you hit a button I hit a button yeah you hit a nerve like some some emotional nerve yeah oh you broke some you broke somebody's brain well without giving to me I mean the the bit is exact is exactly what happened she said she kept getting say everybody was racist then she said she was pregnant with a black baby then she said when her mom said she gave her a say everybody was racist. Then she said she was pregnant with a black baby.

Then she said when her mom said she's lying, she was like, are you lying? She was like, yeah, because I don't know black because I had an abortion. And then I was like for being worried about racism so much, you're the only person you're confessed to killing a black person. And she just screamed.

She just screamed for that. She looked up and just screamed. It was really funny. Yeah, the crowd was kind of laughing at her and security started running over to her to be like, you know, this is like, this is too much now. Yeah. And while they're opening over to her, like, out of that fog just comes her brother making bee-lining right to the stage and I was like,

I'm like, who's, now first, I don't even know there's a brother there. You know what I mean? Like, I don't know who she's with except now her mom said something. So the guy just walking to the stage, at first I'm like, what's it, and brother there, you know, I mean like I don't know who she's with except now her mom said something So guys just walk on the stage at first I'm like what's it and then I see his face now like oh this is her boyfriend or her whatever turn out to be her brother a guy But I was like yeah pretty big guy and I was like I mean yeah look at all he is up there on that stage, but he But he when he was just coming towards me when I once every I was like a thing like this guy was coming for a problem Well, I know I was like he might, like this guy was coming for a problem.

Well, I was like, he might just come to the front of the stage and talk shit. If he's coming to actually get physical, like he said, I've like, it's like a six foot high stage. Yeah. You know what I mean? It was like pretty, or like five foot high stage,

whatever it was. It's around four feet, but yeah. No, it's pretty, but like, they told me like six, but I think it's a little less than six. It's less than six. Yeah, six feet is, it's like, it's also like pure steel. Yes, it but I think it's a little less than six. It's less than six. Yeah, six feet. It's also like pure steel. Yes, it's also it's a tractor trail or turn on its side.

Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, so they go, when he was just walking towards it, I was just like, I had everything planned except for him reaching out and grabbing my ankle. Yeah, everything planned except for him reaching up on a porch and grabbing you like a package. I mean, he and grabbing you like a package. I mean, he snatched you off the porch like it's an Amazon on your leg. He snagged me. It's the right term work.

He really snagged me real quick. I mean, it's like something you could never think of. As a comic, you always, I always have it in my head like I know I'll do this I'll use this Look over to the right and the left but I Thought I was like dude. I thought I terminated the whole situation like all possible outcomes Security probably hand on this before it even gets that far If you're trying to come up on the thing. This is like I can keep them off the stage with my foot You know, I mean, you did Sherlock Holmes robber down in you

Yes, and it didn't work out. I did not work on the first thing on the first thing I went and starting Yo, yeah, I was like he'll come up here. I'll grab Mike stand hit him in the job crack one rib He'll spin around throw right to his eye Then I'll spit in his sister's face and then I'll do a superkick Lewis will come from the side and then oh shit You never mind. He snagged me from the stage like a package. I'm talking It was crazy looking at this point when the girl was going off I walked from like the back of the room over to like stage left Yeah, and so the way that it looked from my angle. I mean it I in my head like I just it happened

And I just started running towards him because it looks like he would have He's old fat bodies dead. I was like, jeez dad. Like this is like he hit his head and it's gonna be so expensive to move him Christine just went, yes She went over to that girl to give her 30 bucks. Thank you. It's all I have on me. Thank you. It's all I have. Sorry about your dead baby So sorry. But yeah, so then he grabbed me. Lewis like reacted pretty quick, jumped off, but that's the greatest. Luckily, I just luckily that that second foot tapped down. I say a thousand times, but I mean, I don't know how bad that would have been if I just got completely like stretched out, which is where it was going.

I just tapped that second foot down. I'd be the worst if you did snap your neck and then the next time you went to Soul Joe's they had to build a ramp for you. It's called the J-Ramp. Yeah, I can either steer because I have to steer with my mouth. You ever see when people steer their wheelchairs with their mouth? It's the same thing that plays Peter Frampton, it's Peter Frampton too. Yeah, bail you for your own crying.

Yeah. Dude, yeah, and then you're doing bad and they just wheel you off stage into the field. Oh, yeah. I noticed that the guy went on stage or he grabbed you from below. No, he's below. Oh, watch this. You see him? Oh, that's bad, dude.

That could have been really bad. Yeah, but I got that second foot tapped and was able to get towards him. People thought like the guy who is pushing you, I don't think Lewis is the guy and he pushed me from behind, but I'm like, well, how dumb would I have been to sit there while someone's coming from behind? I mean, Lewis is up on stage quick, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to give it up. That's the guy you want at that. When that's you know, that's the guy you want. No, listen by the, I mean me and me and Louis, we went back for them. Yeah.

Afterward, they pulled me and Louis off of them and that's when they were like, oh God, they were like, don't get in trouble. We'll do it. And you see the fans as the coolest. Like you see the fans just converge. Yeah. They're volume on that. That's crazy.

Yeah, bottom right. Louis, just screaming. Just screaming and punching the guy. Yeah Is there a volume on that? That's crazy Yeah, bottom right Lewis, just screaming Just screaming and punching the guy I'm not stupid I'm not dumb I will be somebody You're gonna kill Jay

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Baby James, and me, my girl won't go to Greece! You're gonna make it me not be able to afford Costa Rica trips with Baby James! I'll have to take him to six lives! You're gonna make baby James go to Wagonland! I'm gonna have to go back to Bobby Kelly's BBQ! Yeah, someone I'm gonna lose, Lewis Lewis Lewis! Snap out of it! He's got his fist inside the guy's skull. Hey Bobby, Kelly's...

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What if I just hand that when he's walking up? Snickers. Oh my god. What if I just hand that when he's walking up? I could do the way he uses Snickers. Yeah. It's the official chocolate bar at the NFL. You should check out Snickers.com slash NFL. If you want to learn more rookie mistake guy. But yeah, we never showed up to the court hearing, which we should have, because it would have been funny. Oh, wait a minute.

They, you were, cops came here. So you, well, no, shit, you could have made some, you know, you could have made some you should you could have owned soul jokes. I could have worked for you this weekend. Yeah, I really know. I definitely probably could have almost certainly could have sued soul jails, but I wouldn't do that. But like the guy, just as a criminal case, like me and Lewis, we're going to said we're going to go to the zoom court and like, it's still I'm going to have a injury, it's like a year and a half later. So all the injury still,

just like a black guy in the headwrap. I've had nightmares every day since. Just shaved aside, he hadn't put a bad aid on it. The guy was a loser, it seemed like his whole family was kind of losers. Was it Redneck type thing or? No, just like central P.A. ship, but like it was a... Well, people were able to dox him because he was going around before

the show giving a heart to be an only fans manager. Yeah. It was like that. His sister was clearly a fucking loop. The parents, I didn't like the parents were almost turning on them and going like, sorry, but you know, we're huge fans. Oh, the parents were fans of you and Lewis. Well, probably just ganks, I guess, or something.

Because they were there They're not even Lewis, so these two people weren't fans No, the brother and sister were fans. It was their parents who brought them but there's here the parents being like Sorry about that these fucking asshole kids and you're almost like you brought it like you know, I mean it's like and also like Stayed by them more. I don't know the thing was weird You know, I mean like, standing by them more, I don't know, the thing was weird, you know what I mean? Like, they were like, really showing them. They were like, they're dumb drunk pieces of shit and blah, blah, blah, you're like,

please. Yeah, don't bring them if you know they're like, shit people. Yeah, well, it's almost like, then you're probably shit people. You know what I mean? I don't know, fuck all of them. But like, they, uh,

did it hurt when you, when you fell, when you hurt at all? Oh, thank God. Really? Yeah. Wow. I did I got that thing that I ended up getting like pretty much right on top of him. He pulled you on top of him. No, he was pulling my leg so I would have been flat. I got that second foot down. I was able to go towards him at least a little bit.

I'm not like I didn't come down him like landing on top of him. I was just like we both kind of like I came like down to him basically and and got on top of And what was the first thing you did you threw a punch? Thorland yeah, ish. I Super hero landing. No, not super. It's not so it would didn't look that graceful. I'm sure I thought I was when I landed No, first thing I was like I really did the pad. I'm like Didn't I just as like holy shit like that was gonna be so bad, it looked like, like when I was on the stage. Did you have gene shorts?

Yeah. Oh, I could have heard. So could I hurt my spiky belt? Yeah. If you dug into my, to my tukas? In your tukas? And, uh, the first thing I do when I got on top, I started, yeah, I started just like, kind of like hammer and towards his face and then, when they were pulling me off, I just put my fingers in his cheek.

You fish hooked him? Oh and I was turning his head like around the wrong way as hard as I could and they got me off him. That's when I said I thought like I just didn't really have a sense of why I was being pulled off. You know I mean and then they literally got in front of me and Lewis and they were like no no no it's like you guys were getting trouble. Like you're the people known you like everybody like like that scrum just happened like behind us.

You're about to rip his mouth open. Just have a piece of your cheek in your hand. No, I was definitely had the anger of like a guy just tried to kill me, yeah, for sure. What? And what was Lewis's, Yallonshia, they just throw on punches. No, they stopped us from like going at him.

Okay, and then they just dragged him out of there. No, they kind of just like fucking like kicked him and of him when he was on the ground, I think. And then he got up and kind of like stumbled, walked off and then me and Lewis went back for him. You want me again? Yeah, and then but when we got up to the thing, the, uh, the cops showed up like when we got to the clearing. The, the, the meadow. We got to the meadow. When you got to to the meadow where you have to go with the bridge to get out the only the bridge over the river to get out of That fucking place he could have escaped if he just solved the riddle But yeah, and the cops arrested them wow they arrested the sister which is pretty funny because she got herself arrested Why was she still screaming? Yes at at the cops when they were like,

putting the brother, she's like, don't take my brother, hit a cop and stuff and they're like, yo, what, and they gave her like, probably three chances beyond that, like to just get the fuck out of here and stop or calm down and she just, she wanted it. I ain't too, I ain't too, I ain't too.

Please leave. But do you have the... Did we see original on that? Go fuck yourself, you loser! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Fuck yourself loser. It sounds like the demon behind the church. The guy sent me another audio, by the way. Oh, the church demon. I do it. Now I think he's foggering me because the money just sent me was terrifying. And he won't show me.

He won't show me her. He says he's afraid to bring the camera up. Yeah, he's boring. If I know what a dumb reason for the camera up. Yeah, he's boring. If I know. What a dumb reason for the lie. I know, but I believe it. Oh, wait, hang on. Are the lights dimming? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Hey! Yeah! Do do do do! Yeah! Do do do do! Yeah! Yeah! I'm gonna be mad!

Yeah! Yeah! Man! Yeah! Man! Man! Man! Man!

Man! You want to hear the new one? More than anything. Do you have a Christine? Yeah. Okay. Just to set this up, this is a guy fan of the show who there's a woman that goes to the church. Well, he films this time. He filmed himself. He hasn't filmed her yet, which is he says he's scared. Well, she wouldn't show up on. I keep that's true. I keep trying to get him. Please get me her, but he's

he doesn't want to bring the camera up because he doesn't want to be attacked So she when she leaves very sweet inside outside is when when Jesus isn't around her Apparently outside she turns into this a lunatic. Well not a lunatic the demon Crazy person. It's a demon. It's a mental person. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's a demon inside it's a good person in The church when Jesus is there outside the demon takes over Jesus in the church not that sick or one for sure If Jesus had a church to his panic one this is one of those big fun ones where everyone's like cheer and shit Right evangelical for sure. Yes, even Will they use crazy to come back to the fun shit you must be watching

God's face bags church Yeah Westboro Baptist Church You can't get mad at her for that. I saw your face Jacob, but that's she was talking about that's a church Yeah, you can't yeah, I mean the sentence is hilarious in itself sure sure good loophole Christine good loophole She found the loophole she found the loop loop. Oh, she did it good play That's a woman yep, that's a demon, but yes, sounds like she's singing metal. I really It's crazy I want I tried to zoom in on his glasses to see if I can see it Down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down No one's taking her to the hospital. Well, I mean, you can't church. Why? Because she goes to church and then kicks some Gary Glitter afterwards.

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

If you're possessed, you go to church, Kristina, to the hospital. Kristina, don't be a professional. Hey! You're good. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! We're seeing you're not paying attention to Lou. Hey. You're good. Damn. I'm not good. I hate you. It always does go with the song.

Hey. But she had a teacher. Oh, she has a detailed company behind the church. She's just cleaning a Toyota right now, singing music. She's just going to go on a carry glitter. We're just like Gary Glitter. It's right there. It's actually Rob Duke's. Rehearsing.

She's not well. I mean, yeah, yeah, that's what happens when the demon possesses you. She's not well. Tell the guy to film her. Well, if she, if she is evil will have the footage I Want her film, but he's keeps saying that he's afraid That's nonsense What like she's gonna attack him. Yeah, what if you turn the camera on her and she just

Quick flick I mean act like you're taking there's so many ways around this I agree with you But I can't you know what I mean? I have to mean this is a possessed woman, and not just a chick who just... Fuckin' loves A.D.'s hard rock, man. She's the air-good time with a whiff of ball back. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Oh God Well, Luz gonna make that work by tomorrow for sure. Yes, I Can't there's another one who sent me that was just disturbing but I can't get it to play I was that bust a move. I can't know it's it's He wrote she's back and it won't play. I think the demon got to it. Stop it. I think the demon stopped it

Oh, wait there it is. Oh, no, okay, that's not Oh wait there it is. Oh no. That's not spooky. I'm just spooky. You might hear it back at his spooky. It's not a goofy ghost. It's a demon. It's a difference. A booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Oh my god.

Oh my god. Friday night I'm doing a say-ons in my haunted hotel room in Baltimore. On video tape. On live? Is that what you're doing? I'm not going to do it live. Should I do it live? Yes. Really? But Christine, first of all, I know that you're half-wicken. Why are you looking at me like you have to, you're going to have to make me some potion of protection before I leave.

What day is it? What day are you doing the same? What day are you doing the same? Friday night. I think Friday. What time? After your show? After my show. Friday night. In the haunted. This is a haunted. Late night. I think Friday with time after your show after my show Friday night in the haunted this is a haunted late night late night I can join that That thing I'll be in my hotel. I but I have nothing. I'm gonna take my parents out to dinner Friday night and I have nothing are you sure you want to do this? Absolutely Justin Silver can be part of this body. There's someone behind me I'll have Dylan with me who can fill me watching your say on. Perfect. Let's do it Friday night. We do a live say on and I'll have a Ouija board. I'm gonna have a Ouija board. Okay. So we'll do in the haunted house. We can have haunted hotel. Is there a way I can talk to you? Let everybody else just have to walk

in the live. Did you enjoy the live Instagram? We're gonna be doing a live Instagram. What time about Tommy? Well, it's gonna have to be late because that's what goes, come on. You're midnight? Yeah, I think the witchy wins. At the witch. At the witch. At the witch when the witchy hour is midnight 12 30 maybe?

Yeah, 12 30 I would say, is that the witchy hour? That sounds witchy to me. Yeah, it's witchy. I ordered the witchy board it's coming. From Fisher Price? No, from Yeah, it's witchy. I'm getting I ordered their Ouija board. It's coming from Fisher Price No from Amazon. Thank you very much. No, Bobby. You have to get like a real like hauntity looking one like one speed up used You want to buy a used we do you get a used Ouija board? Go on a big Christian one you find I mean a fucked up one and I want the thing my insults not to be that plastic bullshit I want the I want the eye whatever it's called to be like you want like a glass eye

You want a glass eye and a metal weegy? Yes with something or not even metal just made of like Maybe it's like made of someone's hair like cropped hair and flesh. You don't want felt on the bottom up You want like crow feather to slide it like crow feather I want to sing the beat you want the board to be made out of like human skin. Yes Now you understand how much a lot how much 600 bucks now Christian's not what I mean That's a really nice one. I don't mean a nice one. I mean like a old one a tattered. Yeah, tattered We want one with blood Like like fingernail scrapes on it from somebody being dragged into a closet.

Okay, now that black one I like. Yeah, that's cool, right? The black, I don't know if other black ones, a little demon-esque, right? No, right, yes. Yeah, but I'm gonna be having it, Jay. You're gonna be safe wherever you are. No, but trust now, you think it can get me to the phone? You watch these new horror movies.

Dude, they kick off the phone. You watch these new Fococ, the horror movies? Christine, please make one of the black ones large. Sorry like this one. I like this one You like that black one the spirit board. That's pretty nice, but that's new to us. That's nice That's something you get in a ruber at a gift shop. It's wooden though. How about the red one the red one go to the red one Yeah, you're not wrong Bobby. Go to the red one might be the one. We're looking at weegy boards on ebay that red one looks old and funky That's it what's on the under bucks? Yes, I'm at the one we're looking at weegy boards on ebay that red one looks old and funky that's it what's under bucks yes i'm at the one okay but it does it come with the weegy thing it's not a toy

it's a toy grows in the dark oh what does it say it's a close-knit don't get that one okay no glow there it is right there the red one right there they're right there that one it's three thousand dollars perfect i'll get it and I'm getting Jay's necklace. And I'm going to get the coach for both of us. Oh, and the hand. Well, there's blood all over it. No, no, no. No, no, no.

That's so scary. I'm not getting that. No, dude, this chicken box. Christine, how many PayPal payments do I make then? Oh my god, I'm not getting that. Should we, those tattered ones down there, by the way? Oh my god. This is only $11.89. That's not tattered. That's not t say. Should we, should we, those tattered ones down there, by the way? Oh my God. This is only 1189.

That's not tattered. That's not tattered. That is soft on it. No, you got, you got those too. This one? Yes. It's only 1218. Oh, like that one.

I like that one. I like that one. But that one's fake. That one's fake. Scary. You're right. Yeah, that, we want to, like, we want a real scary Ouija board. Type in antique, antique, uh, Ouija board. antique, uh, we don't know. We want to, like, we want to, we want to, like, we want to, like, we want to, we want to, like, we want to, like, we want to, we want to, like, we want to, like, we want to, like, we want to,

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That's creepy. Oh, Roger Far East one. What is Roger Far East? That is creepy. That's creepy. That's 420 some dollars. That seems creepy to me. Yeah. That's it. It didn't say close in the dark. Oh, what is that noise? That's only 99 and it's from from 1972. Oh what? That's a real one. Yeah, but that's the toy one. That's the. Yeah, but they're all toy ones. It started as a toy. Shut up. And was it like a real? Oh, did you think that? Oh, Christine, you just got yourself out of the sails. Yeah, you're done. They're all invented by a board game company. You're looking for a real. I'm looking for a

weird. I'm going to possess weird you board. On e-bass. Hey, do you look at for the custom

real possessed weird board? I'm looking for the one where no one could explain where the fuck it came from or who made it. I'm telling you that one of them made the game from the one that the game was

fired by Christine. Not even called a weird Christine. Call it a witch board. Look up witch boards I mean the one they thought if you could which board they wanted to find the woods with hands on and grattle where they came from yes Yes, I know which one you wanted to be enchanted. Oh, which boards there we go. Okay. I would have that 50 dollar one

Which one which is which I like that one? That was a nice one is that wood to which board? It's a witch board Sunmoon angels devils witch board wood paranormal psychic spell tarot Bobby how much I like that one I'm in and the thing. Oh, yes Right there, but you can't see through the thingy. Yeah, okay. I don't like there's there is the thingy But it's you can't see through the thing to see through it and it's also got we G printed on it don't love it anymore get away get out of here I want one of the glass. Yeah, we G. I yeah, so it goes over I want inexplicable markings on this thing I would like a real sense of just like when you have it you're like I want to wait this field

Yeah, you want you want one? Like the game board is the one you want you want one with a fingernail left in it from a child. Yeah, they're not supposed to be possessed That's why they are possessed Yeah, no, I want one that's already been possessed. I want someone passing on a curse to you What what were you buying it? I don't want I'm the thing in a hotel. I yeah But you said it will go through the phone and get you to no obviously that's gonna make you it? I don't want I'm the thing in a hotel. I yeah, but you said it will go through the phone and get you to no Obviously, it makes you feel better. I don't I was gonna join in. Is that possibility? Yes, yes, we get a full-way Can't we have we get a more than one person on the?

Of course, yeah, and now I'm a little nervous because if you look up the hotel it is haunted Yeah, yeah, well, let's do that tomorrow because if you look up the hotel, it is haunted. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's do that tomorrow. You want to do that? I'd like to really look into this hotel. All right, should I give my, I feel weird giving my hotel out though. Why don't come, beware everybody.

There's going to be evil happening. It'll be, oh, Bobby, everyone knows the hotel. We went with the black cloud and lightning happening just over it. Yeah, with the green goo, the green goo coming up the windows. Oh, Marilyn Manson's, he likes to spend his weekends there when he travels. When I go to Baltimore. I think that's, I think the old, I think she's right about the old Ouija board that was

used back in the 70s. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the 1972 one, I think she's right about the old Ouija board that was used back in the 70s. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. Yeah, that's the one you want. You're gonna open the evil back up into it. No, not that one, Christine. We're back now to the... That's 60s. That's 60s. 61 is the one that saw some death. No, we saw there was one. It was the $10 one. Right there. There it is. Which one? This one, right? Yeah. Is that it? Yes. And that's creepy. And it's original box. The Parker Brothers. that's creepy and it's original box the Parker brothers. That's creepy All right, I'll get that one Can you send me the link I'll buy it No Christine I'll buy it And this way now I'm connected to it so you won't get won't be evil just on you

I want you to buy it, but I want you to sleep with the WGI under your pillow. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I will be here before that so I can have one night with it. You have one night with it, and then I take it with me on Friday. And then Friday night at 12.30,

we go on Instagram live, but you have to get a candle. Sure. We have to have candles say no more. Christine pulled candles out of her butt. She's loaded up like a mechanical pencil from the 80s. Candle, candle, candle. Do you get the reference Jacob? One candle comes out of her butt and then she puts it back on top of her head like the old mechanical pencils. They had a bunch of tips at them. Jacob, get it. I am a come over and give you a slap.

Go get it. Nice. I gotta go over to Jacob's side and give him a slap on my good ones. What if something happens? Do we have a, do we have a, some type of protocol

if something does happen to me? Yeah. Uh, the rose is going to come, code cohost, guess toast. Great. Well, Some type of protocol if something does happen to me. Yeah Derosos gonna come co-hosts get host great. Well, there you go. Is that what you're saying? Yeah Derosos coming in Derosos coming in what what no go ahead You crushed your hands You know this isn't Amazon. So this isn't gonna get here quick enough Sorry What's that what questions are you going to ask it? Well, I think we should take questions from the fans

Maybe tomorrow we could get go on the phones real quick and get some fan questions You should be like spirits. I have never measured my own penis before. How big do you think it is? Nine what the fans would be like you. I didn't know that fans would be like is Dan coming back? I've ever measured my own penis before. How big do you think it is? Nine. What? The sandwich would be like, you know, I didn't know that. The sandwich would be like, is Dan coming back? Probably not. Where's the thing that's undetermined? The room just blows up.

It'd be fun if you just be moving one hand for that, you go, Will Dan come back and you just push it over? No. No. No. No. We're ordering this on eBay. What's it going to get here? November 16th to November 18th.

That's not going to get here at times. What's not in time? So I shouldn't get it. It's the secant. I can get one on Amazon now, like, you know. Yeah. Nobody wants a new one. Oh, God.

You know what, Christine? Get ready to order something that we're not going to be here to get. Crazy. Brookie mistake. It's a real, rookie mistake. Yeah. what, Christine? Get ready to order something that we're not gonna be here to get. Crazy. Rookie mistake. It's a real rookie mistake. Real rookie mistake. Brought to you by Snickers. Rookie mistake.

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Me too. I hope something happens. I hope I get possessed. Or fire just starts in the room. I hope I float. A corny. Like, Sigoni Weaver. Or you look over at the same time.

Remember, that's my scariest thing in 1408. You look over at the map of the hotel. Yes. Your room. Oh. Don't forget, Bobby the map of the hotel. It's just your room. Oh, don't forget Bobby. According to the exorcist believer, you need to do almost nothing for the devil to possess you. It takes nothing. Yeah, you got it. It does seem like simply pulling the Ouija board out of its own box is pretty much inviting in pure evil. Yeah. Okay, we don't have to go this far with the bit with the pure evil shit. Okay. Well, the place is haunted. So they're looking to get out and they need a vessel. But we don't, first of all, they might be nice ghosts. You're going dark, real

quick. They're never nice. How do you know? How do you know? How do you know? It's not cladest. No. You still. To friendly ghost. Casper and Patrick Swayze that's it So that always nefarious. Yeah, but Casper's brothers or uncles became nice at the end Maybe if the help maybe if the finish the work of one like it's a serial killer you have to finish their work If you have a black father he'll be able to bring you back from hell. Aside from that you have no chance according to the your father to the best of my knowledge not black correct Bobby? No. Do you happen to know? The best of my knowledge. Do you happen to have a pretty much? Do you have like a disinterested priest maybe who can come and like hang for a few? I had a priest that kissed me on the neck too long. Okay, I don't mind that.

That's just the way for another day. Yeah, that happened, but I think he's in a place. Yeah, didn't molest me. This is a children's recital of this. Yeah. Dink it, ding, ding, ding. We didn't get to what happened this weekend at the UFC. I know. Luckily, we have so many shows UFC. I know, crazy week.

Luckily we have so many shows a week. We got all week. We got all week. Pretty crazy. Are we gonna talk about that tomorrow, maybe, right? Yeah. We're just watching now. No, no, there's too much to do.

We can't. It's a lot going on with that. It's a lot going on with that. It's a break now and then come back and watch it to the end. Okay. We watch it and then not talk about it. Well, he's saying. It's pretty crazy.

Yeah, it'll be if it's too much to talk about. We could just look at, we could look at, there's so many things here I want to talk a lot about. Yeah. We could shit on Rich Voss is decorating. Let me tell you something about this guy. I really, I hope he dies in that room. He looks like somebody already did. I mean, he really did create, we should do the say on it in that room. It looks like somebody already did.

He really did create. We should do the sound in that room. There's definitely ghosts in every ounce of furniture in that shit room he created. Yeah, all of his furniture is curio. If you go to Rich Voss's Instagram and look at Bonnie made this video, she allowed him. She really made a video of it. Yeah, she put it out there for me. He did a, yeah, right here.

Play that. He made a decorating with Rich Voss. Room in my life that I put together where I could sit and get a little piece of that. Oh my God. Bobby Clay makes fun of it, but he's an idiot. He doesn't know how to decorate. His idea of decorating is carving a piece

of log into a table. This is pure beauty, and if you ever come over, you'll get to enjoy the piece and surrendering. It's a fucking, you mean a funeral parlour. With a very uncomfortable couch. There's no more comfortable to sit in there. It feels like it's gonna be plastic over everything. And guess what? You know what, dummy, a table is a fucking log. Carve piece of wood. Carve piece of wood, you idiot.

A parlor. I mean, this, he made a funeral parlor. And he- It looked like a sitting room for a funeral parlor. It was, they're ready to see you now. They're ready to see you, fine. From 1980. It's just infuriating.

And the fact that Bonnie doesn't like him at all, she doesn't like him. I know. Those frames are intense. Yeah, they're intense. When you have like seven inches of frame around your pictures of like painted gold stuff. Yeah. It's a frame and a frame from Louis the fucking third. The pictures like a postcard and 16 inches of frame on either side of it. It's I mean his

room sucks. He's super. It really makes me sad. I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope he grabs his chest in that uncomfortable chair. That by the way, go back and play it again. That is all heart attack furniture. Is that yeah, that's furniture that you find pop up in for sure. Yeah, that's the rug that the Nero stole and the Godfather too. Yes, it could also be the rumor they killed Tommy and good fellow. Oh, shit. In my life, go back, go back life go back go back go back go back

in my life just listen to the first sentence that he says oh it makes me sick well finally I found a room in my life that I put together where I could sit and get a little piece and serenity Bobby Kelly makes fun of it, but he's an idiot. He doesn't know how to decorate. His idea of decorating is carving a piece of log into a table. That's what tables are. This is pure beauty. And if you ever come over, you'll get to enjoy the piece and serenity that I have to use. By the way, my friend is the dip off. The fact that it's also, he opens a door to it so you're like Oh, he has this like little sitting room. Then you just eat rest. It's off the front door

Yeah, I didn't realize that also. It's just like to the left of the front door If you went in that room if you walked in his house and accidentally went in that room you'd literally shit your pants You'd be scared and those lamps are atrocious. You don't like those lamp and he has a he bought a if there's anything caught my eye it was the lamps, but They're fine, but it's you don't Build the room style around those lamps those lamps are a little accent flare. No, he bought that he built the room style around his shitty paintings Yeah, yeah, so I'm saying but like though the room is instead of those Yeah, yeah, so I'm saying, but like though the room is, instead of those, these, they look like they're not decorating, like fun decorating as they could be those lamps.

They look like they, this is like where the place where you tell the story about where they came from one day. I have a love seat, the Teddy Roosevelt used to sit in dummy. This is a room, this is a room where like a gay prince would get sucked off. For sure. This would be his his uh his suck off from The paintings mean nothing to him. They mean nothing. They are emotionless paintings. Yeah. This is you know what this is I'll tell you what this is. This is from the state sales dead people. This is a whole he's trying to fill This is what drugs used to do for him and alcohol and women and then body

yeah and then body now it does nothing else except buying antique shit and making that room and I hope this room now that it's finished there's nothing left look at that comfortable chair right outside the door wait let go back out let me see yeah he has regular yeah that's Bonnie's part of the house this house is normal being. This seems like a room Body looking bodies is amazing furniture comfortable stuff great color mid it's contemporary. It's great great colors And then you go into this Stupid it looks like a room also that no one would be allowed to sit in yeah, yeah Yeah, I would if he was if he was like sit on chair, Jay, I'm like, I'd be like,

we're it, you're not gonna make me pay for this after I sit and break this balsa wood. Fuckin' chair. He has a roll top desk. I hate it. Fungal. Fungal. My fungal.

Stupid rug. He has a runner. He has a table runner. He has an antique table runner, which is a rug for a table. Look at that, right there, antique table runner. He sucks. He sucks at everything. He's got a big candle though, above the fire.

I hope he tips over in lights everything on fire in that house. I hope Bonnie takes a cigarette and lights this house on fire again. I hope he changes the knobs to be something more cold-timing. It's terrible. He is with this pink pillow. But he has a light over the top of the painting. So at night you can come in and appreciate it. You know what I hope? I hope the environmentalists come to that room and throw shit on those paintings. I hope we find it. They're so random, they mean. They all look like that. But everyone's painting looks like a painting

where the person at some point does turn and look at you. Harry Potter, cancel. Yeah, I'm just looking at you. Have a lovely day. We should take our last break. We should take the break. We got a lot of stuff to do. We have snacks to eat.

Starving. It's good to be back. Hope everybody had a great weekend. I had a great weekend. Jay had a great weekend. What a great weekend. Yeah, it was a great weekend. It's good to be back. And we'll be right back. Make sure you go to a big Jay comedy.

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