The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Pennzoil Gifts (feat. Dave Landau)

Episode Date: March 23, 2023

Jacob gets a disappointing gift and Jay discovers The Comedy Express!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM. For full episodes of the Bonfire you can listen on... What is the SXM? Yeah, Series XM. You can say Series XM. Thank you very much. For full episodes of the Bonfire you can listen on the SMX app. No, say, XM! You can listen on the serious XM app. Go to seriousexm.com slash bonfire for a special offer. [♪ Buzzer- big it's a big box, too. It's not a small box No, it's a sizeable box. I have thoughts on what this could probably be and I'm hoping I'm right now Jacob On our show is the and he's a big NASCAR fan. I just very particularly

Joey Logano is his guy and that's what he was told when he got into NASCAR They said you got to pick a guy And it's day one guy Joey Lugano what happens if that guy dies? Jacob will probably get it doesn't have to move on above his dick Do you have to get a new guy or do you have to stay with that guy forever? Well, it'll always be in my heart, But you have to pick a living driver. Involves the next hot sea. I don't know who could take his place, but I guess I have to pick somebody. Kyle Bush. It's a dangerous sport. You should have a backup.

It is the interesting. You should have a backup guy. I don't have one. Well, maybe we should look into that. Are the numbers more deadly and football than? Eventually. Then then racing. Eventually eventually eventually yeah for your family the emotional damage and the beatings yeah later in life when they don't know they're dropping a weight bench on your chest it's not awesome so Penn's oil we put up the infamous video Bobby which I will be so happy to play for you. Do you have the video Christine of Jacob when we we went over Jacob invited us over to his house for a NASCAR event we all going to be in town. We all went over to Jacob's lovely food. He made two thousand nineteen championship. He made

he made these beautiful cookies. Beautiful cookies. A story. A story. Beautiful cookies. What kind of cookies are they were chocolate chip, I believe, but they were big. You made big. Oh, did you make them or you got them for somewhere right, right? They were so good. Yeah, he treated us right. What's that big to cake? I think a big cake. Jacob, uh, he just took care of us. It was a great night. And of all things, as we're all starting the, I think Black Lew already sort of knew how NASCAR worked. I think me, Dan, Christine, and Lew, towards the end of this race, kind of got what was happening. like I'm in a pretty good position to pull this off and then he did win and when he was winning we all would have been happy to cheer and be excited for and

with Jacob but Jacob made what I can only call spectacle himself no you have to see the video is that that's not him that's not you that's not you that's my voice that's not you that's not Jacob that's not him. That's not you. That's not you. That's not you. That's not you. That's not Jacob. That's not Jacob. Sounds like you just want me to like. Well, I'm happy you're saying that, Bob, because I want Jacob to know this is how you

sound all the time. This is why it's a hilarious video. You worry about things like this. This is how you sound. That's why he doesn't believe it's you. You have to see it coming out of you to know this. It's not you. I can't believe it's you.

I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. It's we are so we're laughing so hard. That's what that's what happens when you pant up joy for a long time and then it comes out. Yeah Jacob. Carbs. You did fucking burger with cheese on it you psycho. Then maybe you won't go through the fucking room with the car. That's years of excitement that he held him. For the first time I can feel. I mean, that's outrageous.

Here it is, but. Oh, that's not him. That's physically not him. That's a different person. Get cranky. I'm going to call for you, man. Get your majors. Get your majors.

Get your majors. No pressure at all! No pressure! Get the fucking away! He's coming out of the church of the war! The clans burst up in the last turn! It's too low! Yeah! Yeah!

No! What the fuck? What the fuck? I can't... I Jacob that is so so pure joy I mean I've are you supposed to do that nes car. Is that like a little fan use? Like I get you beat up at the track. I Yeah, I read what a guy with a cowboy head just smack you in the head sit down. I reacted less when they placed a freshly wrapped cord still attached Isabella into my arms. I

reacted less. I remember I held her I looked down and I go oh my god I'm seeing like my face and Carlos face in this chav I didn't react like that Pent up joy you're not wrong. I mean it's years the people of Penn's oil saw this video and to repay me They gave Dan and Jay Official a Joey gun a pick crew jackets and mean nothing. A official beautiful. I mean, you guys got coats. I have. I have.

And he got nothing. He got nothing. Well, no, no, no, no. They sent him a die cast model. Yeah, a year, half later. Oh, yeah, a later. Yeah, it's right down the road. But they sent him a die cast model.

Yeah, you wore the coat every day. It's never left the studio. It's what we put it on when we interview Joey Lagano, which we've got to do twice now, which is very cool. Um, that sucks man. He so the last time we interviewed Joey Lugano, yeah, they came in and we've mentioned about this jacket thing. It's been brought up plenty of times. Um, I think even to Joey Lugano when he was in the first time, uh, Jacob comes in because the people from Penn's oil are coming in studio While we interview Joey

Just came and afterwards Joey will take care of it. We'll take care of it. They come three people from Penn's oil sitting there like kind of auditing the show Enjoying themselves. They open up, they give Jacob a box to open up, and he opens it up, and it is a, it's a shirt. It's just a shirt, like a Joey Logano shirt. Kind of a shirt he already has. Did you have to pretend like you liked it? No, no, not to, he liked it. What he did then, he just really, to really screw it in. And I'm telling you, Jacob, you did the

right thing here. This should have been dragged out. You know, what they were supposed to come in here and bring Jacob. Joey Lagano's a argue biggest fan that is a man north of the Mason Dixon. Yeah. I will say Jacob, he then read a beautifully typed, beautifully worded, the guy's a poet, master of many talents, poem thanking them for the jacket that he has just received, because we were all like, they said they'd make this right. Jacob's going to get himself a pit crew jacket. Was it in calligraphy? It was, it was written, no, he typed it,

but it was just beautifully, I mean, it was like gonna, he didn't have his folded up. It was like a clean sheet of paper, this letter he wrote that he was gonna give to them. Thank you. And then we're writing it out. So, thanking them for the jacket, specifics. Not even like for the lovely gift it goes,

I will wear this jacket, always is a symbol of my fandom and how it's just You and they just said to sit there and be like oh, well, you don't like the shirt So now a mystery proches up now the funniest thing in the world all three of them took a shit in a box and sent it to you air On the jacket on the jacket a shit cover. Yeah, jacket. On the jacket. A shit cover. Yeah, look, there's our jacket. Those jackets are mental. I mean, those are mental. Yeah.

If that is a, I would, I mean, I'm not even in the oil. And I'd wear that jacket. Yeah. Well, there's one upstairs for you, buddy. I mean, that's Matt. Oh, Dan's. Dan's. That's fucked up.

Why? It's been two weeks. It's been, it's been two, listen. It's been on his fucked up. He's been two weeks. He it's been it's been to listen. It's been on his body Once twice listen, let's do after a year. Give me the jacket. Let's see if I let's see if I make it We'll give you the jacket at the celebration. Yeah, when we fit when we've hit past the point of firing early We'll just fucking throw a thing over when Dan when Dan gets another gig Any can't come back., give me the jacket. Oh yeah, the fucking Eddie Trunk show with Dan Soder.

Hey, his Dan Soder were interviewing Dawkin today. Dude, this must, Jacob, this must have killed you because from a person who loves merch, loves swag, I love swag, especially from places that I'm in love with. I love getting that stuff. And for them to get it, and that, I mean, that's holy shit swag. And you didn't get it, that must have hurt.

And then, they open about it. They specifically said right to say, yeah, we never saw a race before in our life. And they don't even care about the jacket. The host got the jacket. No. But I think that sweatshirt is made for a hot mom. No.

J? Oh, just looking, I don't, I don't not like it. J? I just said I'm looking at the zipper and the hood thing. And I think this is for a sexy lady. This actually is for a baby and the front. Yeah, yeah, there's a little pouch for a Joey. This is, this is for a, this is where you put your baby.

I don't know why, I just like, I'm looking at it and I go, I like that sweatshirt. I go, I think it's supposed to be on a beautiful woman going to the store. Yeah, this is a woman chair. You know, this is what sucks about my wife. I put this on and I went, hey, is this good? Does this look all right?

She says, yeah, looks great. I go, come on, is it okay? And she's like, I love it, looks great. You look awesome. And I left. And I was like, all right, she said I look good. And I knew I didn't. You don't not look good?

I'm not there yet, though. It's not that, it's not about being there. I'm saying it's a nice thing. It's reminiscent of a shirt that a sexy chick at a crunch fitness. I got this at a one of those sales and I don't know if I was in the girl section or not. If you are, feel good about yourself.

Because that is a, that's a female thing. What do you think, Lou? No, it looks good. I thought the collar was cut. That usually lets you know what's a girl's but it's not. No, no, no, no. I like the way was cut. That usually lets you know what's a girl's put it. It's not for us. No, it's not for us. I like the way the hood falls,

and it's color, it's noticing now the back pattern, which is kind of a flower-redigital thing. Who I am, little Hawaiian, that goes with my face. It looks like the word Nike is split in half. It is on purpose, but I feel like that's supposed to be happening over the middle of a tip. Maybe, you might be right. Lou, what do you think?

It's a little girly, dude. Okay, well, there you go. That's two, but I don't mind it. Well, I'm loose spent the night with two men before. So, he's more prepared to let you know. Yeah, he knows. What do you say? Is this something you see big Chris run down the street in?

That's something my gay fabulous friends would wear. Is this something they threw on, hey, wear this the next day when you have a coffee at the house, the real story. That's when the real story heats up. You guys have something I could put on my other thing as come on it. I like the Heidebobby.

Thank you, but you are a girl. I am a girl by, I think, I mean, don't you want girls to think you look good? I mean, we say that. I would wear that by me. You should wear it with sweatpants in a real cute pair of shoes Like little slip-ons and I was bold picturing little wearing that and nothing else Just what he reaches for a coffee cup as it'll ask knuckles come out oops

Oops, oh, sorry guys when he reaches up you see it like pull his weiner up with it. Yeah, like animal homes So without any further ado, Penns oil is now sending a new package here and we get to open it up Jacob is gonna unnecessarily I believe one of his pocket knives for this Jacob do me a favor Jacob do me just you don't have to slide it open Jacob all right, Jake do me a favor, You're not just going to slide it open? That's taped. Jacob, all right. Jacob, do me a favor, please. I want you to bring your expectations down. Okay, that's fair.

I want you to bring them down. I don't- I don't want you to think jacket right now. Because all I think, I'm in my mind, 100,000% jacket. I don't want you to, I've been here before. Don't think jacket. All right. think this hoodie is that box but

but do you think something else Jacob probably the jacket don't think that you don't know it's more than like the jake don't look at me look at me how could they do this to you if they for you now you should change drivers if this isn't a jacket change drivers jake it's not the jacket. It's not get the don't touch it yet It's heavy. It's heavy enough for it. Can I hold it? Can I hold it? That's some weight that could be a bunch of calendars. It's probably a bunch of calendars and they're old that they're outdated ones It's all the old ones. I want you to think calendars

They're old, they're outdated ones. It's all the old ones. I want you to think calendars. 2000, 2000 to 2007. He just won Sunday, so maybe it's specific to Sundays or he's also, or I don't know, man. It's not. Could be bootleg merch altogether. He is getting me excited now.

Jacob, don't get excited. It's not a jacket. I always a jacket. It's a better jacket than what we got probably. Oh God, Jacob, look at me. Jacob, it's not a jacket. Get it a jacket. It's a better jacket than what we got. Oh God. Jacob. Look at me. Jacob. It's not a jacket. Get it out of your head. What if Arthur Penzoil sewed this himself? Probably did. It could be a little bit. He wasn't going to leave this one to those fucking slants over there and wherever his sweatshop is. I hope it's a photo book. It's a coffee table book of Jacob screaming

the fucking worst gift of all by the way. Hey, we get you a book of the event. Oh, I hate it. What if it's a picture book of his successes? Jacob. That's a pretty cool gift. Oh boy, I'm very nervous. Jacob's opening the box right now. Yep. I didn't look yet Don't look he's open in the box. He cut it open with this knife that he carries in his front right pocket Jake is not doing this now. I'm opening look close your eyes and open it close your eyes He's opening the box. We'll tell you when to open your eyes Jacob. He's opening the box slowly. He's in there Oh shit, dude, it's a oh my baby. Oh no, Jacob Jacob Jacob he's opening the box slowly he's in there oh Shit dude, it's a oh my baby. Oh, no Jacob Jacob look at me Go ahead Sorry, dude, I'm so sorry dude. I'm so sorry. I can't

I'm so sorry. I can't believe you so sorry. it. It's not a jacket. It's like motor oil. Oh My god, they gave him coffee and modal oil canisters. It's a coffee a coffee grinder and like Yo I don't drink I like to take it. I'm so sorry. I thought for sure it was I sort of got I'm so sorry. I feel horrible. I told you buddy. I can't believe Bobby was right. I was like I was worried this bit was gonna fall to shit because it is gonna be the jacket wall. So when I looked over that corner and I go no no no, no, no, there's a jacket underneath of it, right? It's a coffee grinder. Oh wait, wait, and there's also an empty journal. You can, you can, you can, you can, you can, you can write your sadness.

It's a thing to keep a journal. You can write all your suicide poems in here. Is it brand? At least, it was a journal, sad. It's a pansoil journal. It's just a journal. This is Paps Cool. Oh my god.

This is so funny. I can grind my own coffee. Oh, my god. Oh, good. I gave him a grinder. Unfortunately, I don't have any money. Can I have that? Nobody make it for.

You want his grinder? Yeah, I could use a coffee grinder. I'll take the coffee. I'll take the journal for no reason. Can we split this up? Can we both have some journal? Yeah, I'll split this with you. Jacob, every day, every day.

Can we do this? Can we document some? I hate to give you homework at all. I know you're busy, but can you document that journal every day? Like the difference of how you feel from day to day going through which has happened because Jacob, I wasn't fucking with you. I had severe concerns about the whack of payoff of me and Bobby playing good cup, head cup on the guarantee. But I was certain, don't smell. It's not great coffee. It's oil company coffee.

Did you hear the coffee shake? No, like single origin, bro, squatamala. And... Yeah. Yeah. Buddy. The air trade. Buddy, that was just sent here with like, uh, yeah, sending out to whatever things we did. It's a thank you note from a secretary. He thought it might be a fresh thing from Sunday when he was... I swear to you, I think I've been roasted. I've been roasted. I've been roasted. I've been roasted. Oh, look at him trying to find the the whole last time. The poor son of a bitch is trying to find this is a good. He's kind of things. It's a good present It's the saddest shade. He's playing the Hulk music. I'm gonna fucking cry

This would be worse only if you were allergic to coffee You could keep the box to put sentimental item. Oh God damn it. Hey, you could put that to store your pens oil shirt you bought in there I don't even know what this is. What's this? Is this a thermos? A thermos. Do you have to buy the jackets or are they only given? It's a tumbler. It's a thermos. But it has a thing. I don't even understand what's this. What do you mean? It's a cup. I think it's...

Let me see. Oh, you know what it is? Is it a French press? It might be a French press, but... Wow, that's a nice one. It's also... What the frig? Okay, get the... I don't know what it is. Can I see it?

Can I see it? I hate this. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's dumb. Wait, hang on, something's happening. It's a French press. It's a French press. That's nice, right?

Yeah, no, that's nice if you drink coffee. For Christine, Christine loves this stuff. I don't give a shit about coffee. So you get like literally hooked this off the roof if you wanted. See if it actually kills me. I feel guilty that I'm not enjoying it more than while. I always feel guilty. Like somebody gets me a present that I don't really need. Remember how many central gave me booze one year? Do you remember that? Christine will rock this French press. I do you want to give it to me?

I wanted to go to somebody who's going to enjoy it. My lawyer. I always used to give me wine for Christmas every year. I'm like, dude, I'm 30, something you're sober. My agency's stuff. Then he sent me cookies. My agent used to have what's in a big basket with a bunch of stuff in it that you're like, this is such dumb, artisan shitty stuff, but I'll tell you what, you know,

they're market because as a pot head, and you're sitting at home and you're out of snacks, you're like, I bet there's garlic cheese that is shelf stable is probably gonna be good with these weird crackers. I love that. I'm asking. My agency does now, which fucking infuriates me,

and it's your agent too. They donate in your name. They donate in your name, They donate in your name. And they don't even tell you how much they donate. You don't have to get anything. I don't care. They don't have to get me anything either. Don't donate.

When I'm making you millions as a company, then you buy me something. Buy me Louis Vuitton luggage. How about this? You buy me something because I did make you some money. I might I maybe I didn't buy the building, but I kept the lights on in a room for like a couple of weeks. I got the couple of couple weeks. Yeah building, but I kept the lights on in a room for like a couple weeks I kept the couple weeks. Yeah, couple weeks. I kept the lights on better than God did for Maca be in Hanukkah That was a hard that was a

You're a person who got it couldn't laugh because he's going through and Jacob. I'm so sorry. I was in my head I feel horrible. I was in my head. I feel horrible. I was, I believe. I'm just calling coffee. I don't want to make a list. I believe it was a jacket. And I also believed like for the idea of the bit from them, them seeing what happened.

Going like, we're gonna send them like the motherfucker of jackets. They know what they did. They went, hey, get that new guy. Tell him to go into the merch room, grab something to send out and he went Anyone I grabbed that box. I didn't even look and it probably didn't know it was just grabbed a box of merch Yeah, how about a pencil wheel dark roast?

Because yeah throwing the bag with one of those fucking stupid mugs. We have not even not even a not even a coffee company Is there a way they don't even the coffee business? I mean not it's not personal. Oh It doesn't say that it's not addressed to anyone. Here's what it is. It's a new sponsor they got and they're sending it out to the press people. That's what happened right there. There was nothing personal about that at all and I'm quite frankly pissed to fuck off. Powering your pursuit of the next mile. Oh God. You get the coffee to the caffeine. It's catchy. It's catchy.

Yeah. What a disappointment. Yeah, Bobbi was right. He was telling me don't get your hopes up. I was trying to help you. I was sorry. And it was a jacket. Certain.

I was 100% certain it wasn't. Really? They don't send jackets in square boxes. Surely would. I think it's what our jackets came in. Like I said, sometimes they do. Sometimes they will. I think that's what our jackets came in. Like I said, sometimes they do. Sometimes they will say in a rare occasion they will. That's what they don't give a shit about you, Jacob.

Wow. I hate to be the one to tell you. I'm no buddy. Don't say what he gets in there now. He says I'm nobody. No, I'm nobody. He's taking it too far. Yeah.

He said, I'm nobody. Huh? I'm nobody to them. That's right. No, you're not. You're the quintessential fan,? I'm nobody to them. That's right. No, you're not you're the quintessential fan dude You're the core lose a need they should treat you better than that lose doing old school a.a Just don't drink it cock sacca. You don't deserve anything. You're lucky here. Breathe in one day at a time

National National broadcast show his name gets brought up all of all mascot. I know the name of two other NASCAR people because you said fuck them International International Yeah, Internet if you think of the people who steal it. There's people steal it. There's also it's available in Canada I was also a version of it in England. Yeah, there's they get now, but in Mexico and I think probably parts of Mexico And Mexico and I think probably parts of Mexico. Go. That.

Huh? Go. Mo. Sta. Como. Sta. I think with all the publicity you give Joey LaGona. He said, people who don't give a fuck about NASCAR,

who if it's on in the background somewhere who are fans of the show, just peek on the board as I do and just go, where's LaGona? What is Jacob happy tonight? Jacob feeling good. I'm in. I'm into NASCAR now now after seeing that I want to have a party at a house just to be maybe that would happen again that looked exciting you got me into it and he did it he he he won that again since in November yeah that's what we interviewed him he won the national championship. And he won it twice. That was 2018, you son, and you just won last year.

It is a great gift for Christine or me, or somebody who drinks coffee. I want Christine to have it. It's a great gift for her. So Christine, dare I got a great gift? You got a great gift. Christine got one. Maybe next time it will be one of the lose.

And then they'll go. Our wonderful gifts live upstairs and the thing. Unfortunately, they're both blankets on Jacob Mm-hmm. I got a mug holder Who's it? Coosie. Yeah, and a hat worst gift out coosies of the worst. I sure have you ever put on one of the jackets Yeah, I guess you could put five Jacobs inside one jacket one of those jackets. What if we get Dan's tailored to you And I'll pay for it. It's gigantic.

There's nothing. This could be so the advertising is going to jump on the top. You just say, just a soil. That's a $600 dollar, $600 dollar tailoring job. To soil. Makes it into a Jewish wreck. That's a pozoil. To soil.

I feel so bad, man. That was a, that, I mean, I I knew you know I knew this is the kiss off I'm going to Florida tomorrow good ridden he was gonna wear his jacket so long stupid New York yeah man this does leave a bad tasting mouth for New York doesn't it you leave tomorrow just confirms whatever already how long you gone for I'm back the ninth Okay, so you're going for two weeks. Yeah, next week. I'm zooming in for the show. Yeah, Jacob. I got to give you What what do you have?

What's this? Your wax removal system. Yeah Something functional you can actually use you look it up to your phone clean your ears. It's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug that's a bug there you go. That's a beautiful present. I bought that but you I want you to have that. Take that the floor to check your ears out. Thank you. Yeah, man. Yeah, Bobby, I actually this this actually is something I would use. Thank you. You got a man. Your ears are going to be so clean. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be blowing your mind. Yeah. So, pens oil, yeah, unreal. You can use that on other orifices too. Can I just ask them to stop sending stuff because it's... I mean, we got it. We got the gifts. Oh no.

Oh no, please send them in. I mean, Penzoil, load us up with gifts. But it's gonna be fucking... I don't know. Penzoil, maybe you're hilarious. I don't know your personal personality. Just right now, Penzoil, you are killing it if you're being funny about this and sending heavy packages I mean, those are they threw shit in there to make it way like a fucking jacket. It was so listen when I They might be

Let me work on it. Let me walk you through the trajectory of this. I was saying it's definitely a jacket I believed it for the most part I did I didn't think what my concern was I go when I pick it up. Yeah, I go is it gonna be light and I'm gonna know right away. It's not a jacket But it was sort of heavy so I go oh I go that's what I was like. Oh, it is the jacket So we'll play this up you grabbed it said it's definitely not I believed you thought it definitely was too No, and then when I saw it, I was taken back. I shook it and it had a little movement. If it was a jacket, there'd be no movement.

And I know life sucks. I know life sucks. And you don't get what you want. Life sucks and you die. I'd go hunt iguanas and there you jacketless assholes. I feel bad for the iguanas down in Florida. I didn't need to learn that lesson. Oh man, this I feel like the people of panzoil are they are funny man because I think they're just saying it's got It's been a few months. Let's fuck with them some more build them another packet

We'll know that if the next present is a panzoil can go for Lou So he definitely wants fuck off So he definitely wants. Fuck off. You still love Joey Logano. It's just his promotional company. He's busy driving his car. But you're just a sponsor. He's done the show twice.

We've talked to him extensively about your adoration form. We've interviewed him at length at this point. We've fucked around with him. He's been playful. You think this guy would have one point go Hey, make sure you we throw that guy like make things right with that guy listen boss sent me a I am a legend t-shirt if he can do it if he doesn't it If boss can take the time if boss can take the time to tell Bonnie to mail this

Yeah, this guy could have took Yeah, took the time. Yeah, Boss came in his own packages. They get wet. Just dumbfounded. I should take a break. I think we're gonna re we have a guest. We have a guest coming in, right? We have a great guest. Can I give a shout out to Lewis here? Because this is a outside bonfire. You know, he does the raw report with Andy and they actually got to interview the great Lance Reddick like two days before he passed. Really? And it was a very good interview. So I wanted to give them the DJ Luke in COVID.

Don't know what happened. Well, that's the story I'm going with. DJ Luke killed Lance Reddick. Do you want to write that article in this new pencil? No, I'd like you to ask. I want you to take the Penzoil Journal and write an angry letter every day. But once a week, you're something. I want you, yeah, once a week, I want you to write your feelings in this and then at the end of the year, we'll read it. Yes.

Yeah. I think that's a fun idea. I will keep the journal. Dear Penzoil. What the fuck? I mean, for real. Every week is, what the fuck I mean for real every week is just what the Yeah, what the fuck I mean what could I do to promote pencil and your product? I'll use this I will write in this all journal

Jacob All pens oil is gonna look like a journal in seven as a clock As drawings Crazy drawings and a cult. cult Really tight tight worded Penzoilo if you want to send another gag gift that'll feel like a jacket send a case of some oil as a car owner I'll take that I'd like a hoodie A bed's oil hoodie. Let's get it. Let's get a hat. It'd be so funny if Bob Bobby does get his own individual jacket I bet that's next. Yeah, two XLT for me

We're going for that. XL. I'll go XL. XL for Bobby. I'll do an XL. I mean, I take a jacket too. Those jackets are hot. Bobby, what's considered done?

What size do you need? XL. XL's cut. It's on the way. I guarantee it. It's probably on the way. Penzoil. If you truly are hilarious, you will do this.

You will come through with all of our demands except for if you could pull off the pens oil can go. I mean, mind blow. Yeah. And then send Jacob a spoon set, those little travel spoons. Yes, something else he just doesn't need. Yeah. Send him one of those IQ tester things with the pegs that they have a cracker barrel, but it says pens oil. Hey, pencil pencil if you have a deck of cards, you can send Jacob's way It's incredible It's Jacob's ears now Years yeah, they're fucking with me. Wow this one threw me through a loop dude. I know wasn't I did not no way

Wow it. I did not. No way. Wow. Dan, that's crazy. You've had your jacket since right after you won the first race, I believe. Immediately. After that video. Yeah. We played a video and we talked about, you know, going to Jacobs and watching the event and they got word of it and sent it over for the hosts, these two jackets. Where they asked us, right? The S black little because you end up going to the S black little, what's what are me and dance size and they sent us two jackets. does that that really big fan work with we want to send them so we want to send them some Jack And the two guys that seem to be almost laughing at the guy for being so happy in that video send them Jack They probably care that don't even like this sport. Yeah, the two guys who had to figure out what the whole last car thing was exactly

Who the who are the two guys not wearing the pencil shirt? Oh, I get it. It's Daytona 500 laps. Okay. That makes sense. That's how many laughs they do. Let's send the fan coffee. Do we make coffee?

No, we have nothing to do with coffee, but send them some coffee. No, but there's some coffee. Bobby, the Dan and J's jackets are so new you could still smell the box that they came on them. Yeah, he's not like they are pristine the day they showed up. Never warm. Maybe a layer of dust. We warm twice once for each of Joey's appearances. Have you ever stayed late in the office and put them on? I have.

When you need your body, you should. Yeah, just do it. Just have it be like that empty hallway and then you need your body, you should. No. Just do it. Just have it be like that empty hallway, and then you just come sliding in your underwear and a pencil or shirt. Just take this over, I can tell for sure. If you guys, what kind of, what iPhone do you have?

What version? 14. If you guys have an iPhone 7 case, Penzole case, could you send it to Jacob? Well, actually Luke could use a seven. Oh, yes. Remember here. Yeah.

Because that you have a seven, not a seven. Yes, you're doing a seven. Yeah, it was signed by Steve Jobs. You have a serious XM issued, I feel. That's right, you have a seven, models back. You can update, right? I don't want to. Does it just say have a high number of

updates available I bet yeah I ignore that part of life yeah he doesn't cut and paste you just play solitaire I can play solitaire I can call my girl I can't take selfies work finds out I don't have a camera on the front how many adreads we have today seven just the one okay Okay. Boom. What is it? What's it for? What's it for? What's it for? Bambi. What hour is it in? Love bambi. Ooh. We got a great guest coming in today who I'm a big fan of. He's got a bunch of stuff going on. Yeah. And he's coming in when we come back. Did it on the show before? Dave Landau will be here when we get back from the break on the bonfire

And we're back Serious XM Faction. Not fraction. It's, Faction. Oh, thank you. You're employers, but I mean,

it's the boss that worked for Gracie's department store. Gracie's? Macy's? No, Gracie's? Oh, okay. We're back to the bod fires back. We thought it was a bit, I didn't get what you want The big one that's nobody corrected you

Clean it up. He goes. I thought him and J have like a little sticky going Because I understand what was happening well. I'm from Boston and I dear Is that how you say it? I dear idea idea? Right. Yeah, I say idea. Yeah, but that doesn't Same thing because the art does not't doesn't that's the same thing because the art does not come out 100% not the same thing yeah you're right you're absolutely right but I'm from Boston I do that with everything anything I make a mistake do it from Boston that's good yeah that's good yeah I kick the lady

down to fly the stairs why I'm from Boston I'm from Boston yeah I'm like the lady down to fly the stairs. Why? I'm from Boston. I'm from Boston. Yeah, I cheated on my wife, honey. I'm from Boston. Yeah, it's election day. Yeah, I had from Boston. I had ours, but then I was supposed to be, and I banged her up, and she's behind you back. I'm back, I'm back, I'm back. I'm back, I'm back.

I'm sorry, we're back with the bonfire me, Robert Kelly, and my man, Big J. Ocasin and everybody's here. We got a great guest coming in. I'm very excited about, he's a good friend of mine. If, yes. If he shows up. I mean very excited about he's a good friend of mine if yes If he shows up. I mean, I hope he shows up because it's a sad. It's very sad It's very sad. Yeah, yeah It's a sad environment today. We do need we need to burst the life in here Jacob. I feel I

Really am still like the whole break the break flew by because I feel we're consoling you I did They fucked you. They fucked you up. There's a silver lining that I should have brought up earlier. No, we had Jennifer Whit's husband, Josh. Yeah, pick some of the show. Yeah, which is great. He knew all about this penzoil, travesty, and called a serious sponsor, Indy team team Indy car team. I got a gorgeous beautiful serious XM sponsor jacket for the car and it's heated. I can plug it in. It's a

heated jacket. I mean a whole box of swag that I really do like hell yeah treated treated right the way I was supposed to be treated You just not into indie cars though, so really I'm getting into it now So really that gives that's a spark that you need as well giving you a pile of shit for No, that's a spark that you need to get into something So really the president means nothing something you're not even sort of into you might as well have given you a coffee in a journal nothing, something you're not even sort of into. You might as well have given you a coffee in a journal. And a coffee, they give you a coffee grinder. They're not even ground coffee,

they're making you grind it. Day one, going in for the grinder. Hey, should we give them the ground coffee? No, let them grind it. French press, French press, exclamation point, OMG. Damn, man. Wow, what a, what a treat. You look at ass. Do we have I

We got so wrapped up into that. That was so emotional. We do have something to cheer you up We have the Keith Robinson. Yeah, the gang the video you found it Christine. Did you find it? Comedy gang. How has this never come up? It's one of the cringiest things I've ever and he is at his cringiest and this is young young Keith This is young Keith before rebound the movie. Okay, I don't know if you know Reb of course yet well when we first started when Keith was mentoring Me and Kevin Kirk basically bringing us up. He's here our guest nice That was like the thing that Keith is and I also it's again is we were so young I thought Keith was like an older guy because we were just so young

Yeah, and then he was playing a 15 year old in rebound which is hilarious. Was he playing a 15 year old? 15 yeah at 38 yeah, yeah, yeah, but he Yeah, it was interesting, but he would tell us some of the stories of things, but it was more like his actual rough and tumble friends when he was younger, and then it seemed to kind of go to comedy. He tried to do a comedian gang is Saturn jackets, and then they got interviewed by the local news. And there's one point where he hung, he, he, he hung, he had his jacket up on the hanger, and he took it on and then threw it on and then walked into like the audition

Hey, how you doing? I'm Keith Robinson like Mr. Rogers put it on and then told him how it was I think what's the code with the guardian angels. Yeah, no Guess not here Well, hilarious You want black little going straight into Shaduck or you want to go down there and talk to the people at the front desk? Excuse me, I know Jive.

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Come on, blood. Take it easy. You know I dig her rap. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yo, Sly. What it is? Why don't you let my man's up?

Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yo. Ha, ha, ha. is why don't you let my man's up yeah yeah yeah yeah she I just texted him hopefully Keith responds with the name of the game if you type in the name of the game she didn't find the video comedy it was comedy something comedy I know some stupid name well that was I always remember the fun thing to find out was the Keith Pudgem I the Keith Pudgeum. I remember Keith Pudgeum Robinson, that was his nickname. I don't know, I don't even know that.

Come on. I swear to God, I don't know that. Keith Pudgeum Robinson, Pudgeum, he has headshots to say Pudgeum. What is that? Something is grandma calling for something. Pudgeum. We can see you do a from the show, Robert Kelly.

Here's him on star search. Look at his high top fade. So funny. Type in Google, Keith Pudgem Robinson. That's terrible. This is worse. The interview that he does is one of the worst things I've ever seen in comedy. I want it so bad.

It's definitely on YouTube. It's on YouTube. Unless he had him take it down, but I've ever seen in comedy. I want it so bad. It's definitely on YouTube. It's on YouTube. Unless he had him take it down, but I don't think they would. No. Yeah, it's crazy. He wouldn't. We should get satin jackets. Sorry, I don't think so.

We should get bonfire satin jackets. Oh, bonfire is the whole team jackets. But not get Jacob one. Get him a coffee maker. All right, Jacob, we didn't get aager for you, but here's a can opener. It says the bonfire. And a can of tuna. It's fucking outrageous that they said the book coffee. A coffee, a coffee, fucking grinder. It's nuts. Tight news interview, maybe. Didn't even ask me if you like coffee take Pudge him out the

Pudge him was a weird one too he's got to come on soon to us text him the other day that's gonna be taxing oh god is he here he's been here for three hours okay I guess you're still coming up yet to put in comedian because there's also a gamer I guess maybe Keith Robinson who's killing it? That sucks. When somebody, somebody has your name and they're doing better than you, is that it? Sugar Bear, dead. Tough, tough, crout.

Sorry, I don't understand. I mean, you just say, hey, who is this? This is Christine, this is Christine down the lobby, talking to the first day of trying to get a Dave Landau up what it is black Damn It's gotta be up there dude. It was on my podcast Pudge him

What we talked about him got damn keep on great comeback. We'll come back the great comeback Well I don't let me go. We'll find it. Yeah, and when we find it Jacob, I promise you we'll cheer you up to see that Jack ass There's that old video they have up there of like Kevin, Keith and me and Kurt, all baby faced and dumb. Right there, the Maya. What is his Maya? What was that Patrice, too?

Yeah, that's Patrice. Is that Maya? What's her name? Maya. Did you order you? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. She's a somewhere. She's somewhere in the world right now.

Damn it. Hey. Well, it's even fun. Keith Robinson on the Brian McNite show. Keith has hilarious old credits. They're so funny. The Brian McNite show. The Brian McNite show. Act their singer Keith Robinson. One thing said, I just got a text message from, Hey, just from Dave, I just want to let you know I've been in the lobby downstairs. The system is down. They won't let me up. Well, we're on the air. Sorry, buddy. Dave, that sucks. Now, I guess to come in for a whole 25 minutes of show. Well, you know what he'd be good on.

We should talk about the RA video. They're bringing them up. Oh, you think Keith should call in. No, I was asking if should Dave call in since they're not letting them up. No, these the Christina to go get them. Okay. Yeah, I think that's fine. Oh, dude. She'll white girl her way in again. I'm off your cell. Yeah. Yeah, we should Why the fuck with this straight white male need ID? He's fine We should talk to the most evil man in comedy video with Dave Are you not yeah, we do that with Dave. He'd love that. Yeah, I know you guys both notoriously Had it out with KB over there. His was great had it out with KB over there. His was great. Do you remember him and Kevin Brennan went at it on the, what the fuck show was it? Oh, he just said, look up comedy express.

Okay. Oh, okay. Is it just XPR? It's, oh my god, he just typed it to me. X. I do. E-X-P-R-E-S-S. I really do remember him saying something about this. And I think me and Kev were just young enough that we had to go

Yeah, sure comedy express That's not it right there's where you guys talk about it. That's what we talk about it. You got to find it Interview ask him text them again, where would you find that interview that news interview? Where can I find the interview? There's Chris Rock with his old teeth I know members. Oh, remember you's Chris Rock with his old teeth. I know. Remember, you ever see Tracy Morgan's old teeth? Yes. Bosses old teeth are the craziest to me.

Bosses old teeth are nuts. They were there. Jay Moore's old teeth in Jerry McGuire crazy. Riches old teeth look like broken tiles. It was like when he was on rascal, he was like a major drug addict. So his teeth were fucking crazy. Yeah, you see the favelas, how like it's a building,

but then there's another building that they just stop building. That's what his teeth look like. The part of the top of the roof that they stop building. So I told you, I told you Christine's white ass would get it done. Hey, so brothers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What'd it be, Jack?

Glow fucking rules. What's going on? Man, drops Christine. Right, everybody. Come on in. Dave, good to see you, my man. Thanks for coming in. Sorry, but what's going on with the lobby? There wouldn't be a straight white male, and that's just a good... They thought it was a shooter. You're on the right, man. You're in the right, dude. Why? Because they're afraid to hear the truth. That's the problem.

They don't want to know. They don't want to know what's up. Yeah, I had my 316 shirt on. I was holding the bottle wrong. It was pretty good. We were in the fox building. They would let you ride up. They would have carried you up.

Well, they tried. Hi, buddy. Oh, Dave Landau special a prison 10 available right now at a prison 10 AP RIS so and 10 the number 10 dot com. And he's going to be in Traverse City, Michigan at the Opera House April 7th. What's up, buddy? It's good to have you here. Thanks, man. Thanks for having me. That's on the new special. Thank you. You drive bar. I assume. Oh, thank you. Dry bar, I assume, it's pretty clean stuff. Oh, yes, squeaky clean, dry bar.

So, but in Nashville? Yes. Shot in Salt Lake. Mainly Mormons. No, it's just dawned on me that dry bar mean because there's no cursing a boozeless bar. It's like almost being literal, it's like, hey, comedy, but with that all the fun. Correct. Got you. I think they're winking nodding that, or they just say, now this is for Pussies and we put it's like, hey, comedy, but without all the fun. Correct. God, you think they're winking, nodding that,

or they just say, now this is for Pussies, and we put it up like this. Yeah, giant. Okay. Giant, giant pussy, giant. I mean, I have a few friends that have the specials, but you're like, oh, why? Yeah, you're a good for you, that's nice.

Oh, listen, if you're clean enough to get it, and they'll put it up and pay for you. I'm not against it. Listen, it's a hell of a, I couldn't possibly do it. I've never had to field the offer. So I don't know, I'm just saying, it's such a funny thing where it's it's a hell of a I couldn't possibly do was I never had to feel the offer So I don't know I'm just saying it's such a funny thing where it's like Anything where it's like the not that everything like it happens It's I just kind of happens to be clean specials that it's like relying on that like it has to be I was I was gonna do us Special before the one I did

I've got directed by Louis. Yeah, let's call dry twat No, I have to have clean half dirty Yeah, I was gonna come out and do a whole half hour of clean material Sure, and then the second half I was just gonna turn disgustingly dirty Yeah, I was over there. Everyone says I go do you should see if you do like the a great hour of clean comedy And then I'm like that is an awesome idea and I go, I don't really want to force that. Like, I've never forced any kind of writing. It just happens to be kind of what it is.

You're like being true to my voice would also be a good idea. Yeah, I don't know. I'm like, I'm like, I'll never not told a joke because I'm like, this is too vanilla. Did I mean like, I've told jokes that aren't dirty before I was gonna sell out for half of my show? And be true to my heart on the second half.

And then the second half of the show. The first half of it's going to make a lot of money on serious. All right. Fraction talk. And check. All the queers gone. Did you ever see the comment that's supposed to be clean, but isn't like bills himself as that and then just goes up on stage and just.

Yeah, Bob, Bob Sagitt. Oh, yeah, he was one. But he was supposed to know he was filthy, but he was filthy. Yeah, but I never know he they never say that he's filled He was on you know the house full house and then he came on the opian Anthony tour and we were all in shock Yeah, because we had no idea he's just terrible. Yeah, he's just having sex with the twins Yeah, yeah, it was crazy. Yeah, he went like super hard out of the gates together excepted by comedy again because he wasn't known as a comic before but apparently he was always dirty. Yeah, where Kulie was always clean, squeaky clean,

dry bar clean. Do you know what's funny? You could watch Dave Kulie sets from, we did this one point, they were like, like years between each one and it's always like, I got pulled over on the way here Damn dude you're still getting a ride I guess I Three albums like that

Got pulled over on the way and something happened You're not gonna believe this guy says to me says he was he was my feature in where were we oh back then This column is so high and he he picked me up to go to lunch, but he had his car was hooked up to the machine where you had to blow into it to start it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. If I'm gonna have the breathalyzer. Yeah, but then every 20 minutes,

he had to reach down and put the hose in his mouth, just to keep the car going. Yeah, you were so pissed, because I was still smoking, and then I would like, I'd like to do the wheel with wheel with my knee. And then I just smoke a cigarette and blow into it. He's like, what are you doing trying to kill me? I'm like, phone all angry. And then he noticed I had a tether on to. I'm like, yeah, I'm working with you all week. Fucking looted. In home prisoner here. And my right has to blow his car before we get to the gig.

He's got to talk to a person in charge before he can leave town. I did. Yeah, you have to tell them, right? I'm going to go on trouble back this day. Yeah, back. I had to plug my leg into a wall at the time. It was a jack to download if I had been drinking or not. And if I had been, they would come and take me away.

Wow. Did it ever happen? No, fortunately no. It did go off one time. Nothing monitor, but the breathalyzer. Really? Yeah, because I finally got the monitor off and I used mouthwash for the first time.

And then I went outside, I was like, oh my, how funny bone. And I blew legally dead into my car. You should have mouthful of listerine. Yeah, so it just starts counting down. And I'm like, if I blow again, this thing, I'm done. So I called Tommy John again. Yeah, love Tommy. Yeah, I it's like it just starts like counting down and I'm like if I blow again this thing like I'm done So I called you know Tommy John again. Yeah, I called him and I'm like dude I need you to come below in my car

I was drinking last night. I'm like you got a better shot than me. Can you please help me? So he runs to the comedy condo and then like it was like the last 10 seconds of a sports movie It was like 10 9 80 jumps in blows it all zeros in my car start. It's so close. Oh, I'd get a lock down completely. Completely. I would have been stuck. Well, and then I would have also violated probation and it would have been a whole other story. But more importantly, it would have been locked completely.

You're right. Don't be jailed. You can't be a issue there. Bobby was telling us earlier in the show that Keith Robinson, the great Keith Robinson, used to be in a comedy gang called Comedy Express, which as I heard the name of it, I do remember stories of this thing, but he never presented it like they were a bunch of do-oppers, like walking down the street, singing and looking for trouble. They were together. They would show up at clubs as a, a gang with their, their satin jackets. And they had comedy express in the back. So you know who's next? Cause you're all bumped.

Yeah. Yeah. It was a wanderer. But yeah, it was a bullying, uh, cut comedian group is the funniest thing in the world. It wasn't blood and blood out. It was jizzing, jizz out. You go, who's the's the prettiest? Like yes and who's the meanest? Yes and. Yeah, they just fuck up the biggest. Who's the best most faux low down in this town? Yes and the improv express. The improv express.

What a bunch of jerk offs. Everyone left behind their back and Keith Bull deny that. He'll go nah man, no one laughed because we've come through and fuck shit up because you wouldn't. And you didn't. all right. I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you

know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you

know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you know that I'm not going to let you Ralph Harris Ralph Harris has an intimidating guy Keith wasn't the leader by the way. Oh, yeah, of Ralph. That was a was Vermont his brother in it No Ralph would think was the leader

Warren Hutchinson maybe Keith was the the rogue guy that lost control and had to keep him You know what I mean? Oh, he's like the Murdoch. Yeah Yeah, he was the Murdoch Ralph Harris used to have to karate chop in the neck to get him on an airplane Things were crazy back in the comedy express But if you if you make the call they will come Comedy express me and three black friends did they have jackets? Yeah, they had set in jackets. They really did. Yeah, that's I want one. I mean, we said we want to restart it. Yes, you know, I made

This is sad part that Keith got a jacket we We haven't even thought even Keith got a jacket for something. This is sad Yeah, I'll tell you what it would be pretty funny if we said that we are a new chapter of comedy express Uh-uh. If we don't Keith Robinson, we're starting it back up and Ironically a white's only gang this time. That's what I'm saying. We've got to reverse it now. We got to take it back. The tables of turn. Comedy Express. We just walk into an urban club and get the cramping up.

Yeah. Sorry, earthquake. I'm next. Yes, excuse me, juice man, but I think this is my stage. We do leather jackets because we're gonna for them. Yeah, who's in here Scoopy T? Who's the host here? Scoopy T? Where's Scoopy T? Who's Flava? Yeah, you're the host every week. That was the worst man getting like fucked over by promoters named Smiley, like Lesbian Burr only named Smiley and they're like we ain't gonna be paying you tonight Oh in urban rooms. Yeah, I know. Yeah. All right. That's not cool Yeah, yeah, I would do it. That's what was cool kind of cool about starting the tribes You would do some urban some like posh areas and whatever but what clubs were there when you started

Oh, it was Mark Ridley and now there's the House of comedy well now there's house of comedy Mike Epses opening one too oh really yeah downtown but at the time there was like comedy castle chaplains Holly Hotel there was probably about 20 different places to do stand-up actually I did I did a weekend out there me and Dave Smith like it was called the All Star something it was a fucking yeah yeah I did it and there was I was like it was called the all star something. It was a fun Yeah, yeah, I did it and there were I was it was still smoking inside times most optimistic manual ever meet Well, oh ran that club, but sorry cuz it was like it was weird. It was kind of stadium seating It was like it was like the bleachers for kingpin He's like for overflow and you go into the bowling alley and he's got stadium seating and it's like do you know where you you're in a comedy club in Allen Park. It's not Detroit. No, it's outside. This is where

people OD next to a champs. I want to say whatever the restaurant is like some franchise champions or something. It was it was champs. Champs. Yes sports. So we performed that place and Dave Smith was a featuring for me out there and we did this. I think Dave might have been Nate Bargazzi. I think it was Nate actually and whoever was opening was on stage. Something happened with one of the lights like above, like a stage light and this guy comes in, you know, they pointed it out. No one's loud, no one cares. There's a show going on really though. Yeah, there's lights out whatever While whoever's doing their set they bring out a humongous ladder because it's like a bowling alley ceiling, you know

I mean it's row Eight through eleven is that he's got this thing straddled over Climb is up it and he's just trying to like Nate You know the young I'm a young I shouldn't be headlining and Nate's Young and not ready to handle the Which happened nine probably right about there. Maybe even before yeah, maybe probably yeah, and the guy goes up there Do the thing and then he it's like not where the ladder was so he's trying to do something and then goes off and he's hanging And the guy's like, wow, the guy's like hanging on the ladder and then he finally gets

his like footing back and goes down and puts the ladder away and just like once everyone to act like everyone just be cool. Taff comedy half circle light. Yeah. It's the worst place. Not since Chris Angel insert this a live I see the mashup so bad is light fixture repair and life comedy show. Well so many places there were just money, they're just money laundering and one was

Coco's house of comedy was there when I started. What a rash guy now. Right. Well, oh, this is a stool and now. We learned about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we didn't bring him up for that. I mean, plug your show.

We're gonna rat out people trying to make a buck. That's true. That's true. Yeah, they crushed it. Take when you're going to. didn't bring him up for that. I mean plug your show. We're gonna rat out people trying to make a buck That's true. Yeah, they crushed I should say that's the clubs to Milwaukee. We don't need to talk about it There was a couple of cocos house of comedy and I was talking to John with their spoon I was like yeah, I used to play that but it closed down But seriously, he's like he's like well wasn't that mysterious He goes they found the guy with his hands cut off in a field and Detroit shot in the back of the head. And I was like, oh, suicide.

So that's cool. He's like, he's like, he owed a lot of dangerous people money. I was like, that would explain why that one under. Yeah. But there were those kind of rooms in Bees Comedy Kitchen. And then the, what, Jeff Foxworthy, who came up with, you might be a Redneck was because of the valet parking in front of the bowling alley at Chaplin's comedy club in Detroit. Really? Yeah, there's a lot of bowling alley comedy out there

I did I love the guy who owned that but he decided he could just have a casino Between his bowling alley and comedy club and advertise it and I'm like Billy I don't think you can just have a casino like You know, it's just like people play cards, you know, like, you'd have slot machines and stuff. He just did it. Yeah, and he was always like connected, but he was like, yeah, no, it's fine,

or he'd about it. I'm like, but it's on the sign, dude. Like you had a poker. It was like bowling poker comedy. Bacory. For the two shins. Yeah, for the two shins. With bakery. A pick-all-re

yeah, so one day when I showed up for my dad I was like doors are just locked the IRS did it and I was like oh I guess I'm canceled this week for my four-hour headline I got a tow cramp I got a tow cramp Jerry? Oh my tow Dave, help me You just give me a little pool

Dude, I watched you eat a banana My tow just crammed up It's from the stupid Michael Jackson dance we did earlier. That was. I fucking hurt my leg because of that dance. Don't take an injury when you didn't tell me. What dance were you doing, Tite 2? There it is.

She's got it. Oh my god, I'm so excited. Hang on, let me get my toe grip off first. This is so exciting. In fact, let's take a break. Let's take a break so we can go to the end of the show with this. This is so exciting. This is so exciting. This is so exciting.

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