The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Personal Appearances

Episode Date: July 23, 2021

After watching a video of NFL Player Richard Sherman drunk, DJ Lou offers a story of when Doc Gooden personally disappointed him!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com#CrackleCrackle

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. There's something that was in our list that I can't believe we didn't put on our list of topics that we should get to today. Is the video of Richard Sherman? I didn't put on our list of topics that we should get to today. Is the video of Richard Sherman. I didn't see it.

Buddy, if you're a people in the house, dude, you'd be like, that's scary. That's really scary, dude. He's a fucking big scary guy, and the way he comes at it, when he goes, it's not so much the shit talking out the door. That seems like domestic shit that nobody should be a problem with.

Yeah, I mean, when he starts taking, I mean, lowered shoulder, like blast at that door, it is scary. Hey, they. Yeah, it's pretty wild. Now come through is a way to put it. Is that saying like like is that a guy trying to say come fight? But he's talking to a girl You're talking to a girl, but it couldn't be your parents. But I'll tell you what you're done with the relationship for sure when you're calling her When you're saying come your bitch in front of her folks if you our parents are never going to like you again

If you open the door she push really right now hi Richie yeah yeah Richard hello oh Richard I heard you out here squealing like a bitch and shut the door again and lock the guy here once you know I could take the damage oh I thought the girl gots around here selling cookies Just footballed on them Is this why the chiefs one that's super ball when you're out you got burnt by Tyree kill Yeah, you're right though. Thanksgiving after this is next year even if they work it all through This just this just out there saying that Yeah, fuck you like to her brother be like I'll fuck your shit up in the next year. You're like How you doing Tom?

Mama Moss these potatoes oh Good the spices because by the way, he's like she's like she goes. Yeah, did I? Come through Look, oh man come on mom mom mom mom's don't be playing me like that. Yeah, she goes oh someone left something in the front Someone left on at the front door the new front door Yeah, the new front have you seen the new front door? Yeah, try to hit that one. You know this is my unit Well, you know my other daughter Byron that you called a bitch Yes, you know my son Thomas who you threatened and said we're gonna rip his fucking head off You're right. No mother-in-law. Let's go. Yes. No mother- mother in law is okay with yeah, but you know the daughter is gonna be

Fucking top of the game coming in with just like oh like it's a presidential campaign. Oh, yeah She's gonna be back in there like guys There's a new Richard chairman. No, no everything's been so different since anger management. Yeah guys He took a course and now you got to be cool with them if he's drunk. This is a simply has to stop drinking thing. Yeah, he was hammered if he's not obliterated Then like it's problem. Yeah, I think they Need mental help. We said anyway. Yeah, when he got arrested. He was hammered. Yeah, you said what if you got a hammer after this? He's like fuck this bitch. I must start drinking Yes, oh no that right there stone

I just woke up from a nap. I would try drunk I don't have the aim. Yeah, you miss you think I was drunk. You get to get way on that door like that Say what that's some bitch strong. I want you asked the Cardinals week four of two seasons ago I caught a little of that Go keep playing it. If I open the store, are you gonna be mad at me? Today, I was here with the fight was about monopoly. If you can believe that. All right, dude. This is like when my cat, when their cat has to get you in the bathroom, when you shut the door to take a shit, and you see its paws on her, it's like, that day Richard Sherman learned

that that was a well-framed door. Go back to the... Like the offences he had battled in the NFC West throughout most of his careers. That door wasn't going anywhere. Fleet footed. Heh. Heh.

Heh. Go back to the beginning of the video one more time because those first shots were actually... Domestic abuse finds itself in funny places. Heh. I think you can hear the father on a warm sunny day. Well, you can hear his father

in law yelling at him through the door. You can hear him say, get away from the door, bitch. And that's where he's like, we'll come through, open the door then. He says, he calls him a bitch. Yeah, listen, listen. Oh, man.

Very, very beginning. Yo, I love it. Talking shit through the door. Every woman in that house was going like, shut. It's like stop it Thomas. Stop it He's been a bitch. I'm from Oakland. I'm afraid his mouth shut up I grew up in Oakland in the 60s this little kids a bitch. You're you're 67 years old And what what are you gonna do and what took your brother out feel that? He puts his arm out feel that hard as a mobile that feels 67 you get out my way woman

Still got all my hair. I go fuck this money. Oh, he's already. Please open that door. Oh, he's doing this to him He's gone. Yeah, why don't you want you have a door bitch? Yeah, no stop dad I played a little semi pro ball 1978 play for the Denver gold think I give a shit Donald Donald Trump my boss 1984, USFL. The two seasons of a renal league. You think I'm afraid of this motherfucker? Told you since the day you started dating him, I would toast his ass.

I was whooping asses when you, and mama was wiping your ass. Would you try? I'm opening the door. Daddy, don't open the door. I'm gonna fucking tell me it coming through bitch. Yeah. My front patio.

I'm about to take that. God, I'm gonna get my pistol. Okay dude, let's play, want to hear him through the door So if he to gotten his hands on that dad That dad was goose was cooked. That would be like when someone gets trapped with a crocodile. And you see they're like, uh, he's the only thing that would bring you out of that rage when Richard serving grabs him if he sees the dad's got

like a milky, like a Cosby Milky eye. Yeah. That's the only thing that'll draw you back to he's an older man. I should do this. Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Moss. Oh, I'm sorry, Pastor Moss. Pastor. My bad pastor, Moss.

Man, Richard Sherman should have gone a different route. He should have gone creepy and just like popped up in the windows when they're all inside. Should have gone silent and then climbed on the roof. Oh, yeah. Should have gone, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go over Oh, yeah, go go go bo horn through this chimney. Oh man Oh my god. Oh my god, dude. That's if you're if you are terrorizing a family and they're inside you have to have fun with it Oh, yeah, you gotta like you know do that Yeah, he should have fucking pressed tam is asshole on all the windows and then it's not and then it's knock on the window and when they open up the shades Orfish starfish and nuts sag, but oh damn it. It's well come through come through open the door

Yeah, you see the fog Yeah, it's funny when your players like in shit though. Are you more forgiving? Absolutely. Yeah, it's this so weird if you would assign literally if you would assign a contract with like the cults Four weeks ago. Yeah, I would just be like yeah, whatever guys should be in prison But you I think I think Michael Vick is a tone heavily for his sins But still if he goes back to jail for them, I whatever Well, I think what it becomes is like you start the older, yeah, there's some thermal farts, just tuts. The older you get, I think you start, I remember when I was a kid in a player would do a bad

thing. I'd be like, that's impossible. Yeah. There, but there are NFL players. They're like heroes and I'm like, they're heroes. But I think the older you get, you just realize these realize these guys are now their kids with an enormous amount of pressure I mean, I think Richard Sherman's number's out of money also Richard Sherman's my age year younger So I can understand being drunk in a fight with a girlfriend and

Her families on the other side of the door talking shit and the one thing you can do is that pop he gets when he starts rocking that door You were thinking fucking and sink was going on stage And the one thing you can do is that pop he gets when he starts rocking that door It's like WAAAAAAA You were thinking fucking and sink was going on stage And he was like you know that was he's the only get back at it was just you know terrifying That's an amazing you think when you have pussy at your fingertips at all times I'm sure Richard Sherman does Uh yeah, but yeah, then it becomes a question of their like to be that wound up But it was his wife that that yet that's what i mean i'm sure NFL players like there are guys that love the

the groupies some of these do just have families in getting fights with them well this fight might be with us by two groupies probably that's no i don't know i have no idea what to about but i'm just saying my point is just that that level of anger you can still get like when you're on the rational side of anger. Yeah. How ridiculous anger feels and sounds when you like think of the things

you said. Yeah. Even you're like, what the fuck? Yeah. What the fuck did I say? As I'm saying. Constantly. I don't think I've ever came out of an anger and been like, that was so cool. I mean, you know, there's not a chance that next season, if he plays, if he gets to play, yeah, that there's not gonna be signs in every stadium and it says come through. Yeah. Come through.

I hope the, I hope the Niners reassign them and I hope they go full on, they put it out there. It's come through. But you're right. I mean, how much have you, if I stadium come through. How easy was it when they were like, Hey, what's the fucking butter lady? Paul Adin. Yeah. Like Paul Adin said this race of it goes,

probably. Yeah. And they're like, you know, everybody else they catch. And then it was like Riley Cooper. And they have a video of him saying all the shit the thing. And I'm like, is it a country music concert? He was just talking shit around a bunch of hillbilly people and he's not racist. And then he goes away and he goes away from the team like you watched the video again. The video of Raleigh Cooper.

And you're like, I don't know. That was like, that was weird. He knew he was being filmed. Like he was, he pointed the camera at one point. Turn that on real quick. Get this. Get in this. I turn that on real quick. Get this. Get in this. Oh, I'm about to stick this.

I'm with the nail. Yeah, that's what it is. That's what professional sports do. Is they make you, they make you love something irrationally. Any villain. Where apart from it, you would normally be critical of it. Well, if someone's a villain, but they're on your team,

you're like, come on. People can keep the proof. We'll be in the pudding. If we get some kind of a player, I tell him, people are talking about Ben Simmons going somewhere else and the people you can get. Yeah. Well, they're fighting Afro-Dameon Lillard, apparently.

But I wouldn't mind that seeing him get out of the way of the nuggets. Yeah, I wouldn't mind it necessarily, but I'm not. You can't make me Love this dude and take his rap seriously. Well, he was in Space Jam 2 of course he was. Oh man. What a shit show. Yeah space jam 2 is Impressively bad and wait for we jump to I try. And I try. And I try. And I try.

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full back, busts in your door in your hotel room and just is violent. And you're like, it's like having a tiger wake you up. You're just like, oh my God. As a fan, you're just like, oh, you know the risk of staying in hotel. Well, what was he doing staying in the area? That's a five mile radius dude.

Levi's. It's so stupid. Yeah, look it up. His name was Bruce. Oh, shit. I can't remember. But Davey and Lauren was even a good example because it's like taking seriously something silly.

Yeah, that's like kind of. I'm saying more like, again, it's not even, I'm so curious about the psychology of it. Like, Russell Westbrook is an example I was going to use. I don't know, Russell Westbrook done anything bad in his personal life at all It's just I don't when I see him play I never like him He's so unlikeable looking his face. Yeah, the way he complains after every single play. Yeah bitches and moans constantly I don't but like if he came to the Sixers

Even though I'm like I don't want him for almost those reasons, but then they're like well We have no fucking choice. He's here. Yeah. And then he's all those things and meet you like a git, man, dude. Yeah, fuck that call. These refs are bullshit. Yeah. You just go. Yeah.

What is that lack of loyalty to your own thoughts? It's so weird. It's also like, it's just how sports make you change your standards for people. You're just like, oh, that guy wears my favorite color now color now but that's the pro that's what leaks into their psyche that fucks them all up because they live in a city where they can't do wrong unless it's on the field if they're playing great they don't I mean Allen Iverson's thing was and I don't know what the actual story is but whatever it is his wife

was outdoors but naked. Swing. Locked out of the house and like, you know, whatever. And she had to go figure that out. And it's just like everyone's like, she's probably being a bitch, too, because she probably called him getting his dick sucked or something. Fuck her.

Yeah. And meanwhile, you're like, yeah, that's a heinous thing to have been doing. I wonder how it feels. I wonder how it feels to be an athlete that's like, on fire in a city, and you're just fucking killing it And then you fall off and to watch that city change from being like right this way champ Like that kind of you know to being like yeah, I don't know when I ever said I had the gun in the car

I mean how fast it was like he was under the seat like everyone It's like he was under the seat. It was under the fucking seat Yeah, I'm a better example of that my hero growing up was Dal Strabber I like dyke strip fuck your mom nails nails got in that ass Dallas strawberry and Dwight good in with my two of heroes both guy caught with coke beating their wives Crack and hookers Yeah, dude. In fact, I just saw Dwight Gooden two summers ago,

we paid him to come to my cousin's house, and the next day he got caught with crack in his car. So we finance his crack addiction. I probably got it from one of your family members. You guys are gonna believe this. Dwight couldn't just coped off me. Yeah, he paid me. I paid him in crack.

He gave me a rookie card. It was the next day he got caught. The next day was in the newspapers. Now back up a little bit on the story. I hate to do this, but you paid it doc good in the come near house. My cousin did, yes, because he was having a barbecue and he thought it would be a big shot.

Actually, he first tried to pay Lenny Dykstra who didn't show up so then he got a hold of Dwight Gooden who came with some shady looking lady she looked like she might have been a whore too. How do you get a hold of Dwight Gooden? Can I ask you also two things great question how do you get a hold of Dwight Gooden and number two what time of day was this at? It like a 2 p.m. After nails bailed He made an emergency get a hold of doc good you've accepted all of this by the way Lou you don't own any more of the story than this because you just accept it all of that as who else you go

He goes shorthand who I got I got Rob men I got I don't know who else I can get you Don bailer how do you feel about I mean I got a thorn paper shed. Uh, I don't know who else I can get you. Moogie Wilson. Ha ha ha ha. Don Baylor. How do you feel about, uh, I mean, Jesus Christ, Lou, have you never asked how the fuck did you just get a hold of doc? How long ago is this? This was right before the pandemic.

What? Oh, Dwight couldn't have called with crack recently again. Yeah. Yeah. Still got it, baby. Still got it. But you still have to see who's showing the kids had a throw curveball. He was so sweet and nice.

He signed. I got to be maybe 200 baseballs. He was signing super fast. Yes. Him or him. I'm like a human stamp. Damn, and then he got caught the next day. Oh, fucking funny.

Do you think someone at that party gave him a speech? I say do it, man. It makes you feel good, do it. I mean, he's like, man, really, really been ancient for crack more. He goes, you know what, doggo? It's a dog you earned it, man. Hey, you're a fucking doctor.

You deserve. I had a young party. If he hung out a little longer, he could have found cracker. I think he could have found cracker. I think could have found some coke I'm sure how much was he paid to come to your barbecue? Yeah, cuz I've got a whole list of Hall of Fame athletes I'd like to be there the first day back in studios. I swear to God I don't look at your cousin as a I don't look at him as a big shot for what he's done

I look at him as a fucking weird dildo For paying a man to come stand at your barbecue Weird it's fun. It's fun. It's fun. A thousand dollars so lame. It's it. What is he got? I love his little is electric off Come on, but I mean my point is if your cousin or somebody goes dude, I know To wait good and yeah, like he's like you just buddy about old buddy am I met him through some guy I'm he's gonna come to the barbecue. He's in town. He's gonna come to the barbecue. That's all that's an awesome barbecue He shows up and you give him an envelope of a thousand dollars to pretend to be your friend. You might as well paint strippers to come

And you give him an envelope of a thousand dollars to pretend to be your friend you might as well page strippers to come dude That had been more fun and they would have been less drug addicted because you're gonna shit a shady underworld of Gambling and you know a guy a guy owes you so that's kind of how it went That's weird that's still weird man. You're gonna shit 500 bucks bucks I can have pepper Johnson come to me. It's crazy. I know you're a big G-man. I know you're a big giant fan. He goes you just got a game I know it sounds weird. Five good G's and a picture of your wife's tits. Yeah a picture of what? Over the sink. A picture of your wife's tits. Over the sink. And when he gets specified. And when he gets there he goes over to your wife and he holds the picture next to her tits and if it if it

matches up in his mind he stays yeah but by the way he's gonna fun hang he's taking the five grand either way though but if you're if it's an actual picture your wife's tits if he confirms he'll stay and then I'll teach the kids that I throw field grounders and shit yeah dude Dwight good and just hanging out for money I would just want to walk up to him. Like when do you want to do you want to go? Do you should went up to him with like a five or in your fingers and like doc talk to you for a second? Come on here. Go honestly. Who is who is the hardest? Indivision rival for you personally just asking like in depth baseball question doc five spot hang on to that her nandest friend or fo

Can I grab you for a couple minutes here? Yeah, I paid yeah, you tip them. Hey lady. I'm gonna need you to hit the back of the line I got that I got that I got that easy pass you hit him a 50 Which would you yeah, do you have to pay him for like like a stripper like you get the fee to get them there But then yeah, do you get private off tips? Do I can I have a catch with him for like a hundred? No, that's free. That's free. And the weird thing it was nobody's birthday. We weren't celebrating a goddamn thing It's just hey, there's way good over there Would he tap my head and tell me good job slugger. Yeah, sure

Yeah, could we have an in-depth conversation while both taking a knee Man, don't Lou, don't you wish you fucking like pull them inside to do some coke with them? No man because I don't want to want to do coke and also I don't want to do it. No but with dog good if you're gonna do it do it with dog good if I'm ever gonna drink abs since it's gonna be with Marylem Manson while we're shocking a young girl who's tied up against the will. Jesus drinking the bottle and just holding the taser. Where are all stars now? In the dope show. Would you like to hear some of my demo recordings?

I would. Oh. You're okay. You keep her tender and I'm going to go get my little off. And then he walks out of the room and You're like, how cool is this? How cool is that I was making it my Johnny Depp voice same voice works. It works just like fell dog works for sheen Me and Marlon is hanging out torturing a woman Drinking abs since I like you I still like you've geeking out though

Whatever whenever he leaves and you're like I've like been a biggest fan of it. I go to the girl. I go is this will only I can't tell I don't want to take the gag out of your mouth Yeah, that's part of it. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to get a pancake. I don't want you to yell Listen Okay, so you know You know what I found a fresh bottle of absent I'm gonna teach you how to put in weird contacts. Oh my god If Marilyn Manson gave me a contact, do I wear it every day?

Yes. Also, do you hire? If I'm around, he likes me to go, I'm gonna give you one of my guns. You should hire Marilyn Manson to come stand at your fourth of July barbecue next year. After all the allegations, he's just standing in the corner being spooky.

Yeah. You guys wanna go? Marilyn Manson standing in the corner being spooky. Yeah, you guys want to go? Mara Le Manson is the other group being spooky. I go I was over there talking to Justin and Lewis and I but we're both asking Is that Marilyn Manson? Marilyn Manson is in that room constantly lighting a blowing out tall candles He was I was just talking to your friend Wayne. He's got a lot of theories that I like Yeah, Mara Le Manson. No, and a million years. I wouldn't pay to have him come stand at a party and the way he's got a lot of theories that i like that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that uh... nobody was surprisingly very fat well that is surprising for a crack addict and also i don't know why we need to know that

but it's what it is you guys depressed him so much he accepted a thousand dollars to come stand with a bunch of dildos and jerseys he had a barbeque for nothing felt like i was a bunch of round a bunch of cocktail we must had to go smoke it out. Yeah, he's just sitting there Dancing for your pink face. He felt like Do you know what it's like to hear 76 people get son get cancer from the sun? Get out of there man. I got smoked his way. Can he is there? I can hear the back of their neck sizzle You try a barbecued around a bunch of Canadian, hey, man. That's my fuckers. I saw three fresh freckles for him today

Three freckle births. I saw three brand new freckles appear. You ever see a freckle coming? It's crazy Travel man to crack Travel man is smoking crack The next thing he was like what am I doing man crack was better than this? What am I doing man? Crack was better than this. You know what it's been. You said we drove him back to crack addiction. You said it seems sweet and so we sober there.

Was he drinking beers or anything? No, absolutely nothing. And the weird thing was there was only about under 20 people there. Even worse. Yeah, cause they really. They have to realize on him. Yeah.

It's got a really carry that weird energy which whatever room he comes in, everyone gets short breath Hey champ. Hey, doc Yeah, strike three you're out. I don't know You call him doc. Blue. He made so much to you. You call mr. Good. I Think I call him doc Got a picture you use the two form. Well, he's like he like, Doc, he goes, uh, it's Mr. Goodon.

I go, I paid you to be with your doctor. Hey, Doc obvious. Yeah, you look, you look, you don't call you a shithead. Yeah, you got a wand in your pocket that I will report to the IRS. I swear to you, I would think, and I don't give a fuck about Doc Goodon, but I would think it would be insulting

to offer him a thousand dollars. God. Yeah. Last minute. Oh, he wasn't on the first choice. It's a fill in. It's a deal. It would be great to us.

He's taking the money. He's like, look, look, look, look, look. He's like, Doc, you want to do a barbecue for a thousand? Yeah. Yeah. I think it's funny if he leans in and as he's taking the money he goes where nails fails Doc gets paid Nails fails. Yeah, you're lucky you got a crack head You could have Lenny Dijkstra there trying to fucking finger your nieces dude

He would have been Richard Schirmary and all your tiny children and how's he been fucking going through doors? Dexter's all Dijkxter's all sexed up Is he yeah, he brought that girl and he got nailed he brought a fucking girls with him to say like young hot chicks to say how Good he was it eating pussy and everything and then the girl immediately went on another like podcast and Said like she's a comedian from LA and she was just doing it for like exposure like She's never had sex. He's like he he met her at the comedy club And was like would you come with me to New York and say this and paid her on how it's staring He was like 1950s sexist like he's just the fucking worst

Look at that gash, you know like all that all the shit that you really should let me dice Shira is hilarious. hilarious yeah it's like the funnest guy to hang out with one on one of course and then in a group you have to go Lenny Lenny if you were having a dude cigar night barbeque that's for you to fight nails dude I mean you have to pay five K to get him one of those poker night 10k but I'm telling you get him to come out because that's where he's gonna be fun but he will make every woman in your

family uncomfortable it's no you got it's a boy's night You got to have him down in the man cave, you know, I was just telling your I was just telling your aunt He knew that I eat really good pussy I guess what are you gonna do about it? Or he's down somewhere you got or just at one more or at one point in the evening everyone's downstairs in the basement You go hey, anybody see Lenny Dykes for it? Yeah he's upstairs you're like oh shit you go upstairs you're like well aren't you telling me to keep an eye of this pussy up here. I met your daughter and your mom. The drop the drop they have on

Stern that he says it is the best always because he was like talking to someone one time he was like yeah she's a cute girl he's like how's the slot. How's the cause of the slot? It's so funny to call a's a cute girl. He's like, how's the slot? How's the slot? He calls the slot. It's so funny to call a pussy a slot. How's your slot? Who that is? How's the slot? That's up there with Gash.

How's the slot? Slot? Damn, it's a good word. Yeah, Dijkstra's a genius of comedy, but it's not, he'd be a rough hang if you have any women around. Yeah. I mean, he'd be a rough at, he does not have social grace. Wasn't he supposed to celebrity box the bagel boss guy?

Bigel Boston show up. I remember that he was like, oh yeah. He's like, oh my god. Yeah, you got sued. Yeah, you know, it looks like court. By the way, someone tacked us on a photo of Instagram of Danielle Brasoli. Yeah, and she looks like a 45 year old woman now. Yeah, that's hitting her heart. But I'll tell tag this on a photo of Instagram of Danielle Brasoli. Yeah. And she looks like a 45 year old woman now. Yeah.

That's hitting her heart. I'll tell you this. She's like 18. She's just like her only fans. It's already like just for her age and her thing, man. It's just too racy already. She took like fish to water to do in pictures where her nips are just barely covered by her fingers.

I thought of that. At 18, she just jumped right in. I thought of that with my deep v's that I wear. But all that financial success. Do you know what I mean? She's has. Yeah, but you do like right away. Like here, look, my face. People think success changes trash people, but it doesn't. It just puts gas on the fire. No, right. But she doesn't. there's nothing about her career right now that requires Newton, do you know, I mean she's just doing it. She just fell in line. I Mean she goes for it now. There's nothing like

Too-too-racy, I don't think but You know it'll get there I mean she's not gonna de-escalate it, you know, I mean Yeah, you just it's Shit man if you're you know you're a parent of a young woman I'll tell you what she's showing just having that out there. It's got to be a fucking worry Yeah, and that problem is also like that's not that great. Oh

Wow, I said it you it. Your hands are massive, but her butt's not great. You know what? Her butt, that picture of her butt looks like that guy from Dr. Pimple Popper. That's how you, yeah, it really does. There's a couple of pictures of her butt. Actually, it looks pretty great. I've seen somewhere. It's really not a much of a butt. Just taking that picture of you, turning around, taking a picture of your butt and it's not medical, has to feel hilarious. Just feeling like, here it is. I couldn't imagine we should also take pictures of our own butts Proofing a picture of my own ass. Oh no fucking with it. There's none. There's none that would be okay with your friends too Being like oh, yeah, that looks hot. Look at your ass, Jay. To my ass meat is so white that even just sitting right now,

if I showed you my ass, it's probably all blotchy. It looks like I'm a smack to the ass. Mine looks like a tenderized pork chop that you left in the refrigerator for too long and then you picked up the bag and it just, yeah. I bet you got to paste the ass, DJ Lou. Those ass cheeks. Right.

Hey Doc, look at my butt. is it a nice butt doc and he goes 15 moments he's gonna paste the ass. She gets a good you can give her a good blotch with a smack body glove Give her a yeah, yeah, yeah, give her was that hyper yeah I'll never forget my friend Byron did that to our friend. He was just laying on the couch after we were like hanging out with the pool. He was just letting me walk in with Body Glove and fucking... Pink Belly, no? Yeah, just got him. But like his hand print was like white on his stomach because the kid was kind of sunburnt.

Oh shit. I remember him pulling his hand back and maybe I'm like, DOOOOOOH! But there was just that fucking hand print on his stomach. Black lily these are um are will move on these are conversations You'll never understand whoa Mike get right you with you. Yeah, just Lou with his fucking his back skin and ass skin are the same exact color Yeah, tell you make human jerky same exact beautiful color straight down. It was bunghole It's all the same color. It's all a monkey me. I mean, how do you know that's so accurate? Trothy White.

Took my black glue. Black glue's ass. I'm saying it's perfectly the same, just symmetrically the same color, the whole way down. Maybe it's dicks a little bit darker than the rest. But the head's pink. So pink, dad. The head's so pink.

You've never seen a pink. Pinkish, the pinkest. The pinkest. This isn't a bit anymore. Huh? Oh, that's the Jake. I have to write for those just Jake. I'm telling you the zoom. The zoom is taking the Jacob drop to the new level.

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