The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Pigs in a Blanket

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

The great Robert Kelly returns to his Bonfire family. Jay fills him in on the diner incident where a couple got frisky in the next booth and then played the victims. He reenacts the scene with Jacob playing his lover. Jay went back to the worst staffed movie theater in NYC. It was chaos and confusion as usual at this cinema and Jay reads the yelp reviews to prove he is not exaggerating. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly Oh boy I'm so happy. Hi, baby. I missed you. I missed you so much. I missed you Bubba so much I don't realize how bad it was gonna be because it wasn't just You're not here Or I'm not gonna see you out in the wild but like you were off-grid you're Gonski I was Gonski I couldn't and I mean life happened while you were gone it didn't pause while you were gone yeah

life done done happened done done happen, buddy. Yeah, I got into a Almost a fight with a Trans really guy. I thought was a girl was making out finger in a girl Restaurant is the whole thing There's a whole thing finger in a girl a trans person was fingering a woman at a restaurant Yes, a fancy restaurant. I would imagine not it was not a fancy restaurant diner Okay, I think that's okay. No, that's not okay. No, not anymore the way. Yeah, it's more. Okay if They were facing forward and it was like a sly thing they were doing, I'd almost respect the gangster.

They were like, hey everyone, watch me get my pussy rubbed at this fucking diner. What diner? While you wait for your very not good thing. Bad places have been, maybe I'm just getting frustrated with City, but like it's, I've had some bad service going on in a couple places. This was a place called Diner 24 or 24 Diner.

It's right there. You can't blame the diner for that one. Was the service good or was it just, you had to? The service was fine, the service was fine. It was actually fine. Here's the problem, it just, the food was ass. Yeah, well it looks all right. It does look all right.

Looks good there, little Italian cookies. Maybe their breakfast is good, but their stuff was pretty shitty. And those crazy shakes are the stupidest fucking thing ever. It's a waste of everyone's time. I gotta agree with you. You know, I do that at Mount Kisco down there, and it looks great, but it's all hurrah. It's all bells and whistles. It's like, can I just have a good milkshake and not a fucking slice of cake on top of

it? I don't care about that. I was into that for a minute, because it was all the craziness of it, but a milkshake. Josh, of course, wanted to try one, so we got one. It's just like, dude, because it came with like four popsicles with it.

It's like... I could take the popsicles back on the plane with me and have some snacks on the plane. Asshole. Dude, there's nothing better than a milkshake and the extra milkshake in that cold silver cup. When you drink it. The thing they mix in, it's in the actual mixer.

And they give you the mixer. That's a fucking milkshake. Right, I don't need any of the stuff on top. I'll be honest with you, a good enough milkshake, don't put whipped cream on it, who cares? I don't want whipped cream. I want a fucking milkshake. I want a spoon and I want a straw

and I want the silver icy cup next to it. With my extra. And that's it. All the hoorah, I think they call it hoorah. It's ridiculous. That looks good, what is that? That's where Christine worked, right? Yep.

That's where you worked before you met Jay and he took you to stardom? Yeah. You're the producer of everything? Yep, Ruby's Diner. Ruby's nice. And I worked the fountain, I made milkshakes. Gained 20 pounds in the summer. Hmm. You're Richard gear Christine out of this place

Yeah, well, I can't have you gaining 20 pounds every summer For Christ sakes so wait a minute you were sitting in a diner at what time of night late night Nope, what time had to be passed 11 midnight. Yeah midnight and you look over and you see what? 11. Midnight? Yeah. Midnight and you look over and you see what? What trans, well turns, I thought, here's what I thought. I thought I was watching a guitar player

for like Fear Factory or something, like some industrial goth band. Making out heavy with this fucking pretty, but like very like plain Jane like girl wearing like a sweater. Like she wasn't dressed scantily in any way, but with this freaky looking like, that's what I thought of.

It looked like John Five. Bring a picture of John Five. It's a perfect example of what I thought, who I thought this was. Just like a gothy, I love John Five, but he's got a strange look for sure. Yeah, there you go. Okay.

Yeah, I mean almost identical identical, right, Christine? Is that a good call? Yeah. Minus the facial hair. And where there's facial hair, what there is is little bumps and red marks. My assumption, the electrolysis to get rid of the... I thought it was monkey bumps.

No, the electrolysis to get rid of the beard. To get rid of the beard. Yeah. So how did you know it was a trans? I didn't. Did she call you a motherfucking bitch or something? No, because when I finally, when it got to the second round of pussy rubbing,

facing us, I said something. You said something? Yes. What did you say? Almost like laughingly, I was like, all right. I'm like, Jesus. I'm like, what are you doing?

I'm like, can you guys stop fucking your booth? I'm like, that's crazy. That was like, all right. I'm like Jesus Your booth that's crazy that doesn't sound like you that sounds like you you would be like to check that out check that out I just said well that almost brings us to the point when we said the thing that went to us and they were like Like would you care if we were straight? Like what would it be a problem if we were straight and then I was like straight? Like, would it be a problem if we were straight? And then I was like, I thought that was a guy. Now here's the thing, it was, whatever, you know, it was a male turning to a woman or blah, blah, blah. Just slowly. Just very, very slowly. Cause they had little nubbers. But I couldn't, there's such little nubbers, I couldn't even see them at first. But it's so funny to go right to that, like, cause if we used to care if we were straight were straight It's like no, I probably would have cared less if you were too hot lesbians also going for it. You know what I mean? Like

Really any guy and his girl I'm gonna say something. Do you know I mean? Yeah, there's a certain because you're not doing that for us to look if you're too lesbos Just going forward in a fucking place that are hot. They're doing they're putting on a show It's so funny that the people who own the place didn't say anything. They didn't say anything, and then in fact, mistake, I'm big to do this too. Get in this situation that's now a thing in a place,

and then be like, I'm gonna go outside and smoke, and then Josh and Christine came with me, and then what you allow to happen is the narrative in the room gets created without you, because we were just sat right in front of them. So it was right in our shit, do you know what I mean? Everybody else in there now is linking onto that like, it's like these homophobic people can't just come, it's like no, it's got nothing to do with that.

The guy with a red stripe in his hair, fingernail polish and rings and all this. It's everything we thought to ourselves. Josh has platinum blonde dyed hair and Christine's fingers always smell like pussy. Josh has platinum blonde dyed hair, and Christine's fingers always smell like pussy. They're always pruned from pussy. There's no way that you guys are not

part of the trans community. Thank you. That's what I said. There's no. That's what I said. It's more like allies are against us now. But could you imagine, that's the right away when it went through the,

I guess would you care if we were straight? It was puzzling when she said that, I go. You know what that is. So you're not just people looking for a thing. That's is that's her him they Her insecurities her about her own her hormone insecurities about Her transition sure she goes out well now and she's no, let me tell you something also This is what you're mistaking. And I understand why you think this. John Five said almost just like a couple times, like under breath shit, the girl is the one. This white girl who's really making a statement with her family in dating this guy with tits,

right? And they're making out. Trans. Trans. Good. Guy with tits, right? And they're making out. Transgender. Yeah, trans. Good, got tits. I mean. You had little noobs. But they're making, so she's doing whatever she's doing. And clearly by that thing, the outward thing of that,

going like she wants to make her point that she's, it's again, it's a classic white girl shit. It's a white girl flipping it to go like, oh, I guess because we're, if it's like, lady, I don't, I couldn't guess what the fuck, you know what I mean, like you just look like a girl. I don't give a shit about what the thing is. Do you know what I mean?

She has a very boring looking human being. Yes. Like she looks like she's never done anything interesting ever in her life. So this is like her fucking holy shit meeting. Except for getting finger blasted by a shoe. Correct. At a diner.

I mean, he was really, like she could have come 100% the way he was working her puss. Yeah, really. Was it in the puss or outside? No, no, no, it was outside. It was outside, right I mean he was really like she could have come a hundred percent the way he was working her place Yeah, was it was it in the post? I mean they were going hot and heavy But it wasn't even like a hidden like they were like he was a kind of like getting there once in a while like It was a build to get there and then when they got one Shim shim shim shim got there It was like a real fucking like you know getting in the envelope slot, you know what I mean? So he had a he had a guy technique. Oh

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He still had his dude technique on rubbing puss. You could take the finger out of the Guy, but you can't take the guy out of the fingering. It doesn't really work. Okay, it's okay. I like it It's okay. It's our first day back together. We gotta rebuild our chemistry. So they're in front of you doing this and it's just getting obscene. So, cause there is a. Round two.

So there's a round one. Well you were enjoying it. Not enjoying it. Interesting. Interesting. I was just going, I was like, man, I was just doing a lot of that like, man they really fuck, they don't give a shit, huh?

And then I was like, she's facing forward, but still like too obnox like, she's facing forward, but still like too obnoxious, because the way that, herm? Herm. Herm. Herm is turned around, that it's like, and he's using like the far hand,

so you're like, oh, he's going in between the legs for the fingering. When that stopped for a little bit, wouldn't have thought anything of it, I wouldn't have said anything again, other than like, man, remember that couple was going for it? I don't know, I have to have that kind of reckless abandon with that shit.

And then, they watched McCall, and then they were like, she turned almost outward and squeezed into her, her? Shurm. Shurm? Shurm. Shurm's body? Shurm's body and and sherm went around the Front with both hands like between the legs both and was basically holding the thigh with the left What I don't understand the positioning sitting like this facing forward

She turned she put her back to her to sherm. Yes. She puts her put her arms She puts her but but sherm sherm sitting forward look picture this booth just like this, right? Can you? I will absolutely show you hang on here Okay Okay, so now Jay's Okay, reenacting now Jay. You're the sherm I'm sure you're sure and Jacob is the boring is like girl. Is the boring white girl. So the boring white girl, no, no, now turns like this. Like this way.

And we, Bobby, are over here. Over there. Facing directly here. So it's a turn, it's a turn out to this. Can you actually grab it? My pussy lips are open to the... One hand right here on inner thigh. This one really work in the situation.

I mean like, like really in there. And like really in there and a good like she making noise like that She's like her head thrown back and I brought them out of that to snap back to reality. I was like, whoa What are we doing? And what did she who said something me? No who said something to you? No, or her no shirms on first whom's on second Bobby I'm telling you sherm said almost nothing. It was immediately white girl right away goes. Oh my god What is your problem? And that's what was amazing to me. No Humiliation show on their face straight out to God like how dare you interrupt like a fucking a brave guy girl from

fingering a fucking straight white lady it was crazy I couldn't have given a fuck who was it barring it just being and I'm not with children if I'm with all adults and two hot lesbians started full-blown diking out at a place, I'd be like, fucking rock, man. And if they were people like, I'm so sorry, do you wanna move? I'd go, absolutely not, I don't wanna move. You leave me right here, I'll have the patty melt. But if it's a sherm and a herm.

No, no, if it's a sherm, if it's two ugly girls, if it's two fucking dudes, because listen, you're right. It's not my thing. The most you're gonna it's not my thing the most you're gonna get to be my thing that I'm gonna be okay with is two hot lesbians going at it hardcore in a thing besides that I'm just gonna go I don't want to see this while I eat little pieces of paper at pencils like Alamal Draft House you could draw a little little note to the server just to rat them out so you don't have to deal with that.

Now by the way, if I'm passing by outside of a window, right, and I can stop in front of the window, I mean this. Everything I just named, plus more, if I could see you going at it, I will change plans. I'll be like, oh, tell them to get the popcorn because we're gonna be late for the movie

because I have to watch these two gay dudes are actually jerking each other off on the thing. That's not my problem. Here's not the sexuality of things It's what I'm willing to tolerate watching while I eat in a public place And it turns out the only thing is To super hot chicks scissoring I will also accept a single hot chick masturbating actually I will take anything that's not a morbidly obese, unattractive woman masturbating, I'll probably, I'll just let that go.

What about a midget with another midget, but they're smoking hot midgets? Girl midgets. Girl midgets. Yep. Okay. I don't say a word. So is it the penis involved? Also, you don't want to get a midget angry. I still, I think we're all still on the fence

on what their powers are That can't be honest with you little people I have been Experimented on we do not know the ins and outs. Yeah, we they might have monkey strength Well, everyone's like always they haven't played leprechauns and elves, but have we ever checked if any of them are that in some way? Hmm, do they have powers or own gold? I saw one of them use one of those punch, those boxing things where you punch, 11 hundred. Really?

11 hundred. The guy had to hold them up to punch it, 11 hundred. So that's with no feet planted. No feet planted, no hips. Oh man, the torque on those little people arms. Dude, that torque, it's just that quick twitch fucking shoulder turns into a quick. Did you have to go back in? I'm surprised Josh get some people arms. Dude, that torque, it's just that quick twitch, fucking that shoulder turns into a quick. Did you have to go back in?

I'm surprised Josh... After I smoked? Was Josh into it? Into what? What was going on, was he on your side? So, here's what's going on. If me and you were, Christine, is this how I'm sitting at the booth?

Is this how we're sitting? Not at a booth, we had a table. They were at a booth. I'll be Josh. You gonna eat the rest of that? Yes. Okay. Oh no, no, no, have some Josh. You gonna eat the rest of that? Yes. Okay. Oh no, no, no.

Have some please. Oh thanks. Aren't we all gonna share? Cause I got breakfast and y'all ordered other stuff. You don't want some of my breakfast food with your fucking turkey club? Isn't that a community burger? Isn't that what we do?

I'm gonna give you some of mine and go, I don't want eggs, dude. You ordered eggs. I wanted eggs, but I wanted a burger. I couldn't make a decision. I never had a dad. I'd like for you to order what I wanted just in but I wanted a burger. I couldn't make a decision. I never had a dad. I'd like for you to order what I wanted just in case. So give me some of that burger.

You can smell my eggs. Well, that was the fun you were gonna tell me. Well, yeah, so. Right after you yelled at him. Me and Christine are facing the booths, which are going, they're sitting facing this way. So we're perpendicular, would be what that's called, I believe.

That's a great word. Yeah. Fantastic word. And me and Christine are looking right at the side of their booth. So you're looking at the side of their booth. Mm hmm. OK. We're just like directly watching the show they're putting on. And Josh is sitting where you're sitting to me. OK. Christine was here. Christine's there.

Christine's got no obstructed view of this full blown sesh happening. I could see the whole thing, too, but Josh is right there. So we're just talking. Christine's got no obstructed view of this full-blown sesh happening. I could see the whole thing too, but Josh is right there. So we're just talking, and I said it first, but it's all like, man, look at these two going at it. I was like, you know, I'm saying all those jokes, I'm like, fucking Marilyn Manson's keyboard players over there tickling her fucking ivories.

It just got to a point where you're like, are you trying to involve us? Like, but she turned around and was like, ah, ah. Was that the, what was the sound? No, I don't think it was the Oh Was that that what was the sound not other sound like what was her exaggerating there was no sound she was just like head back No, it was go they were going it was crazy I've never seen anything I wouldn't have said anything if it was like subtle where they were trying to even be like I'm like man This guy's trying to finger this chick go for it, dude I would be like it's weird, but it's like they were to be, like, obvious and then got mad that we were like,

hey, I'm sure, I guess the excitement would be that someone would see you, but you didn't. Now you have to stop. And it was funny, later the white girl in the thing was staring at us, like, when I was like, yeah? And she was like, I still can't believe I go, it's fine, you stopped. I'm like, you stopped, that's all we wanted you to do,

stop. So her thing is getting finger banged in a restaurant, public restaurant is supposed to be okay. If you're... If you're not straight. If you're not straight. Not straight cis, cisgender, cissel, cissele. So if there was like a white older couple

that came in and started doing that, that's not good. No, no, no, no. No, that's not good. No, no, no, no. No, that's not good. No, no, no. But because it's a, you wouldn't have stopped a straight couple, her thing is, you stopped it because it was this. Correct. Also, assuming I knew it was some not guy and a girl

fingering at a table, do you know what I mean? She made the assumption that I had made an assumption about them. That it was a trans girl. Meanwhile, if we're going just by the fucking, the eyes of a third party, there's no, let's say we brought somebody from like the Congo to see the situation, you would say it was a guy and a girl.

You wouldn't blow a dart at them for being freaks or anything like that. You said the diner backed these two pigs. It wasn't that the diner backed these two pigs, it's just that the when we went outside it became and you can see the people behind them were giving them like a I'm so and they were by the way a super ugly and fat Indian guy and black girl couple which means that black girl is if you're a black girl who's

settled in with an Indian guy if you're God knows what's happened in your life what you've been through how you ended up on Indian dudes? Wait, wait, so that's a black chick dating an Indian dude. That's right. You're so fat, black, and ugly that you couldn't be accepted into black stuff. So you went into fucking nerd shit. You went into almost black. You went into fucking nerd stuff. And it's not like when black dudes go into nerd stuff.

Some of them cool black dudes go into nerd stuff and then just start crushing like the cutest of nerd pussy but if you're a fat black woman and you're with a fat ugly Indian Indian guy just it's all gone haywire you're the weird person at all your family events it's not like the family's like her yeah well everybody Yeah. What? Everybody marries Indians in this family. What, you got a problem with Indians? Indians. Indians? That's right. I talk Tom Sawyer talk.

Indians. You got a problem with Indians? You just kind of saw as we're standing outside you kind of see people like consoling them. Yes. Oh, they were consoling them. Yes. So that's the world we live in now. People who are-

They're actually like pigs. Pigs in a restaurant and a guy who literally makes a living watching people do pig shit. Yes. Who loves pig. I love pig shit. You love pig shit. I love it.

We love pig shit. You love pig shit more than anybody. Buddy, there is a fucking videos that I love of real. Like, girls sucks guys dick for a little bit, like in a cafe booth somewhere, and you see people moving behind them and the restaurant working. It's hot.

If I was in the cafe and I saw that, I'd throw a punch to the guy. You know what I mean? You'd be like, what the fuck are you doing, dude? You have a moral compass. And I hear you say, actually, I shouldn't even say that. Not if I'm walking by myself I'd more be like well, it's again. It's circumstantial if I was sitting there to eat

I'd probably be like with people what I get it depends if I'm by myself It's whatever just to me. It was such a strange fucking thing. It was such a odd and again I said nothing until it was like I'm like, do you want me to participate because I don't want to stop To see plain people doing that when they're eating food, it's fucking nasty. Well, it's so funny to me that people would take their side. We're at a point now, not to get right wing Bobby, but we're at a point in New York City

where you can do that fucked up shit in a restaurant at kind of not crazy hours, right? And you're in the wrong for calling him out on it. You should have been like, thank you. Thank you for doing it. How many restaurants should have told him to stop? Yeah, they should have said thank you to me. Everybody should have said, stop.

You're being ridiculous. When I have moments of self-realization, I like to blurt them out to make sure that everyone knows that I am aware of who I am. All of this said, if when he turned the girl outward, like I showed you on Jacob earlier, and went in with the two hands, if this somehow involved taking her pants down a bit,

and I had a straight shot of her fucking hooch getting blasted, now I'm back in the game. Now I'm not saying a word again. I'm not, it's just like these two are gonna dry hump in front of us the whole time It's like I'm over it. Yeah, why are you giving me blue balls? Yeah, if you're gonna get some out of it. Yeah, you know what that's really that take I should have that man I was like, here's the problem guys go more like you gotta fucking get her pants off and panties to the side for me to see

If you don't want me to say anything Cuz but if not that it's just like yeah, it's like I'm watching I wouldn't watch skin ax while I'm fucking eating. I watch full blown pornography when I eat, Jacob. You understand. You should have just started rubbing Christine's gash right there. We're all going for it.

Eating Josh's eggs. Oh, there's the Josh. I should have been like, Josh, go under the table. Go under the table, dude. Go under the table. And just start making out heavy with Christine. We all do it. Dude, this place rules. I'll go under the table if you give me one of those chicken fingers

Yeah, what is this fucking Plato's retreat? Let me get a turkey club and a BJ with one of the big piece of cake on top of it and a lollipop So you guys went out and had to go back in? Yeah, you went back in to wait to get our food. You didn't even eat yet Josh Josh put in his order in we put our order in While it was hot and heavy the first time and then we didn't say anything about that, right? And then Josh when he goes I'm gonna change my order to blah blah blah. So he gets up and so funny I mean stop so fucking what's so funny is when this thing starts fucking Josh that fucking he

Changed his fucking dumb mind. I'm gonna get something different. By the way, this is a place where we're all at this point, like, could we just all eat and get the fuck out of here? We're just hungry, we wanna eat and get out of here. They offered to move us, but I'm like, I'm not moving, that's fucking retarded. They stopped fucking, so whatever. Why were they gonna move you?

To the non-pussy section. Yes, they were offering to move me to a section that didn't have people finger-blasting. I must not have read their Yelp reviews. But no, but Josh walked away to go change his food order and that's when me and Christine were just looking and they turned around and they started doing like the really, it got crazy.

Yeah, they got into position. Yeah, we got into position for it to get heavy. That's what I was saying when I showed you with Jacob. When that happened. So that's when I was starting like, I was like, yo, you guys are like fucking at the table. Like chill out. Like what's going on?

And I'm telling you, while we're in the thick of it is when Josh comes up He's so oblivious comes over and he goes should I get grilled cheese with tomatoes standing and just stands right in front of me Like blocking the argument. It was pretty hilarious. Why can't he make a decision? Why does he have to ask and then what he should do the way because he changed his order then they came out and they Brought him he wanted over easy eggs. were over medium, brought him out completely hard. Yokes had to send him back. So now me and Christine are eating. Josh even got his food yet and then he got his food and then it was terrible.

And then he wanted to order the fucking bonkers, stupid shake thing. So we really were there. I always say, but I got to give credit where credit's due. Fucking Kim Dracula and that chick left eventually and when they left no they didn't make any kind of a scene They mean when they went outside they weren't even like looking back through the window giving finger or nothing like that Oh wait, they may have given the finger on the way out I don't think I have a feeling she gave it over the shoulder finger on the way. I do think so. The white girl staple Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. I do think so the white girl staple. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah fuck Yeah, I do to say when when she said the like would you be saying this if we were straight and Jay was like

I thought that was a guy Like that really did I think that did shut them down a bit because it was so genuine and we were like we thought you Were a fucking straight couple being gross. You're okay. So now you're a not straight couple being gross like what? Either way Take her pants off or stop Those are your two choices in J land you're gonna fucking do it in public you gotta do it Or you gotta not do it unless you're too hot check I would have accepted two hot chicks doing over-the-pants stuff stop pussyfooting around

yeah, if you're not just two hot chicks, you're gonna have to go for completely and It's just two hot chicks you're gonna have to go for completely. And even if you're a guy whacking off, if you can come in 25 seconds of whacking off in front of me, you get away with it. Because 25 seconds is the amount of time that I'm gonna watch and be like, yo, this guy's whacking off, this is crazy. And then be like, wait a second, we're about to eat here. Hey, motherfucker. But if you come before that, it's over.

I have a window. I have a window, I believe. I actually haven't seen, you know, 16 years in the city and I haven't seen people be that vulgar in a window. I have a window, I believe. I actually haven't seen, you know, 16 years in this city and I haven't seen people be that vulgar in a restaurant. I mean, I used to take, my whole move was taking Girls of the French Roast after the Boston Comedy Club, late night, because it was open 24 hours

back when New York was the shit, and they had places open 24 hours a day. I would bring Girls of the French Roast, and the Waverly Diner, and I would make out, I would make day. I would bring girls over to the French roast and the Waverly Diner and I would make out, I would make out and they would rub my junk. I would never put my hands in a girl's, ugh. I don't know. Bobby, I've bent over several women ranging sizes

and weights and attractives and I fucking closet off to the side of the entrance of the Comedy Cellar. I'm not saying that. I wasn't doing that in the Comedy Cellar like next to the stage. While people are in the olive tree. While they're having wings. Yeah, I wasn't doing upstairs at the olive tree, yeah,

while someone's having some hummus. Hummus. And it really was the positioning of just where we were sitting and where they were sitting was crazy because it looked like we were sat there to watch them do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, hey, you wanna watch a pornographic play? Like, sure. It's like you're in the wanna watch a pornographic play? Like, sure. It's like you're in the Netherlands watching a live sex show? Buddy, if I wasn't sitting where I was sitting, and this was happening in a park, I'm telling you, I'd be bummed that I wasn't the two people sitting in our seats.

But we were getting ready to have a fucking turkey club. Stable. And whatever goddamn other awful shit, it was awful. And chicken fingers that were just chicken cutlets What you think was like that's kind of like You're getting more for your money, I guess but you're like, but I didn't want a chicken I didn't want an order of three giant chicken cutlets. I wanted some chicken fingers Bizarre. Yeah, it's our night. Either way. It's weird that New York the diner 24

It's weird that you I mean Their food sucks and their policy on queer couples sex was abhorrent. You should leave a Yelp review. Yeah. 100%. Oh, we should look on there. Well, that brings us to something, Bobby, that we're going to get into today.

We're playing a little bit of Yelp review. But if you could look at the Yelp reviews, Christine, that'll be funny, because I wanna see how far back you have to go to see them write a thing like, unfortunately, they allow in homophobic pieces of shit who point at me with their pink fingernails and tell me that I'm not welcome to finger, to get fingered.

You have pink fingernails, you have pink now. You have pink, oh, fuck, man. What's the big deal? I don't know man. Who's your hair's even? I don't know why would. Dude I'm wearing a jersey so you know I'm pretty tough. I like sports.

I mean I don't know why they would ever get mad if you make that assumption that he doesn't approve of trans. It's crazy. It's nuts. If she looked at the table for eight seconds, Josh has platinum blonde M&M hair. Yeah, he has gay, in-shape guy torso. I mean, he's wearing stuff, his clothes.

I don't think she's ever had sex with a girl. Josh is definitely gay-shaped. You know what I mean? Yeah, I feel like that girl's homophobic. Yeah. That's pretty crazy that she called out you two for being fucking transphobic. It's wild.

You should have just started making out with Josh. I know. Yeah, bitch, that's how you do it. Yeah, I should have just pulled, Josh, pull your wang out, I'm gonna fucking jack off and watch them fucking eat their French onion soup. They didn't have French onion soup, by the way, they had Greek onion soup, which just fucking sucked.

The whole place eats shit. What is Greek onion soup? I'm more offended at that. They said they had pigs in a blanket. Do you know what that was? It was the two people fucking. They were burnt. They were.

Two people. People finger blasted next to the. Wrapped in a blanket while they were crying to the cops. And then he said, we couldn't finger in the place. She was like, I wasn't being fingered. I'm like, all right lady. And she was like, don't tell me I was being fingered when I wasn't.

I go, okay, he's rubbing your pussy being fingered. I wasn't I go what? Okay, he's rubbing your pussy What the fuck you talking? You sure you're right. She related to Joe DeRosa not fingering. Yeah, it wasn't finger It wasn't fingers. Okay potato potato. You shouldn't be doing what you're doing or hide it better Now they were putting on a show. Oh, that was so wacky. They probably thought you were gonna be into it. They probably thought you guys were gonna... everybody's gonna be into this little fucking night of entertainment. Look at how gross-looking these old dudes are.

That's the pigs in a blanket, dude. It's boiled hot dog wrapped in fucking, like, not good... Filo dough or something. Yeah, they were terrible. We're so excited there's a 24-hour diner. And it was just not great. Where is this? 22nd and 3rd.

22nd and 3rd. That is a weird part of town. Is it called the pussy rub? It should be. Well, there's a pussy rub section for sure. Would you like a pointographic or not pointographic? A pointographic. And by the way, sometimes I'd be like,

hey, you wanna go and just get one of those wacky milkshakes and see if we can watch someone fuck in a booth? All day long. I just, that night I wanted to have my turkey club and I didn't wanna watch this guy fucking rub his cross pussy. Can I say, so nobody else was saying anything to these people? Did anybody else see it? Nobody. No, but nobody else was sitting with a dead on visual.

You're right. Everybody else was like in back of them. They kept just saying they were just making out. Now here's the thing, to the fucking, the fat nerd, weird ethnic couple behind them, that's all they saw was making out. They couldn't have possibly seen the fingering. And then also similar, if unless you were looking

for the arm, the booth in front of them, that they were facing, when they were facing it, was people in the back. So they were looking at the backs of heads before the people on the other side. So their, the most they would have seen was also like kind of like, oh, that couple's making out back there. Whatever.

We had, we saw their full, the girls full like down their head to her feet and opening her legs, facing us to get fucking fingered. I don't know how many times I gotta say it. I wish you got arrested so you'd have to reenact it in court. Jacob, Jacob's my rape doll. Jacob, let me show everyone Jacob where he touched me. We should just start live streaming it.

We should just start live streaming it. You didn't videotape any of it. No. Oh, you're such a shit influencer. I know. You're terrible. Gotcha, I'm a terrible influencer. You're a fucking foam right in your hand. I do, I know. You could have just pulled it out and just started, influencer you know you're terrible

writing your hand you could have just pulled it out and just start you could have shamed them out of their thing I know they would be like what are you doing I don't know videotaping you finger blast somebody in a restaurant while I'm eating my chicken fingers that would have been a fire how fun the

poverty when he goes would you have been really straight and I thought that was a guy oh my god that was a ten million dollars. It's ten million views right there. Is that how call her daddy does it? Yes Is that how they get the big bucks? We sit in here getting our pittance That's crazy. Well, look up Christine bring up the Yelp reviews for that place Did you ever find one where's a an angry wish she was lesbian? No, you have to do it. you have to do a yelp review

They're actually not that there's some that are pretty bad here. This is one star. They can't cook over easy eggs Hanger steak medium rare hangers taking a diner is nuts Rye bread toasted was stale and hard coffee coffee not the best, sausages were good, bacon was good. Won't go back again. Total cost for lousy breakfast, $81. Keep going. You have to leave a review of your experience. I don't know what's going on with all these great reviews

and boast about it being one of the best diners in the USA. What? I know off days and busy days are a thing, but also maybe people have no ability to think for themselves and assume because one Person said something good about at one time. They must be right I went for lunchtime and the queue was out the dial. This is far. I'm listening his bullshit anyway Get out of here. Yeah, you don't give a fuck about your shitty review Next thing I knew they expected me to give a tibbily jib. Hi

Get out of here. this place is nuts. Wow, I mean look at this guy's picture though. It looks like he gets kicked out everywhere he goes. Nick G. Ew. He does say he was there after midnight. By the way, there you go, look, this is exactly what it would be,

like a tuna melt and like, the cheese and tomato aren't on one part of the bread. Oh, fuck. It was awful. But leave the up review, keep that close by because Jacob is the only person who was privy to this story from the weekend. And we got to share some good laughs on this one,

because I made a decision, Saturday I was home. I'll tell you something, I'll recap. I opened for, surprise guest opening for Shane Gillis at Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. When did he ask you to do that? Like two weeks before it. Oh really? Yeah, it was wild.

Yeah. And it was cool that it was like a surprise too that it wasn't like listed so like the place was like pretty excited when we all came out, DeRosa and stuff and Chris O'Connor. But great stories from that. So they popped when you came out? I don't know.

Yeah, they did. Who did they pop more for, DeRosa or Jay? They popped for both. Yeah, it may have sound like me just because DeRosa had like, DeRosa got like such a difficult gig after that night and fucking killed it. What do you mean, why was it difficult?

You have to go out cold. I mean like Shane like gets over the God mic to introduce him, but like there's still, some people are still coming in. I mean it was pretty packed. I mean it's an over the God mic to introduce him, but there's still, some people are still coming in. I mean, it was pretty packed. I mean, it's an arena, so it's packed and the lights go low and it'll look great when he's out there, but for his first few three minutes

or so, there's people kind of rushing to their seats. So he had to pace and he killed, he was great. Joe did so good. Oh, great. Tough spot, for sure. Good for Joey. Yeah, and it was cool for all of us, because he's all Philly guys doing the Wells Fargo.

But I'll have a million things about all that at some point. But first, Saturday I was home now that day. So I was like, you know what? I want to go see that Terrifier 3 movie. My heart is crazy. That came out. It's very crazy. But I watched the other two.

So I'm like, Christine won't really like, it's not her kind of movie at all. So I was like, I'll go watch it. I like to watch those extreme flicks. So I bought a ticket for the theater across my house. You went by yourself? Yeah, yeah. That's some old guy shit.

The one that's like over across from my place. The one that's supposed to be high end and it really fucking blows. Food to your table. Me and Jacob went not long ago, we gave you the whole review of when we went to Alien Romulus. Yeah.

And they just come in loud as hell. So now I go there, it's a 535 movie. I walk in at 530, maybe even about 535 by the time I go inside. Oh yeah, because I was on the phone with somebody and I had to get off. So I was like right at 535, I'm like, I'll go yeah, because I was on the phone with somebody and I would have to get off. So I was like right at 535, I'm like, I'll go in and start the previews.

You can't order food, there's no other way to order food from anyway. So I go in, once again, nobody there to check a ticket at all. Nobody. Like I can't find a person working there at all. Some people behind the concessions that they block off so that you don't order up there,

they want you to order from the table because they get 18% gratuity So it's such as this place is such a shithole So I walk around the entire theater could have went in any movie I wanted to Looking for somebody who works there and then finally when I go back out to the front. There's like a guy And I was like, hey man, I go is anyone here to scan my ticket like I bought a ticket he's like he's like yeah and so he scans it and he goes yeah you already paid I went no I know I know I bought a ticket you have to scan he's

like oh then you're good then I was like I know but someone's got to do it like scan the thing like that all right so that's weird. So then I go, which theater is it? It's the theater that's right off the lobby, which is already going to be a problem because every time that door opens for the staff, that lobby is, it's just like an all black staff that like yells and fucking fucks around with each other and like laughing and screaming.

It's like right in the lobby, right outside the door for the theater. Right. And so this guy, he scans tickets, so I walk into the theater Lights are completely on the theater. It's trashed There's still like popcorn and stuff everywhere and on the floor and there's this one guy in there with like a broom and he goes Sorry, man, and I was like Well for what like is the movies gonna start ladies like I guess and I was like

Okay, are they putting in a different theater then he's like, I don't know And then so I go back out to the lobby and I asked the guy this is this is 15 to 25 seconds later. I go Yeah, man, I go that movie's like starting way late and he goes uh which movie and I was like Terrifier 3 man We just went through this 20 seconds ago and then he comes out from behind the desk to look at the screen over his head Of starting times and he sees it. It says 535 and he looks at his watch and he goes. Yeah, it should be that's the tone

He said it and he goes. Yeah, it should be, that's the tone he said it in, he goes, yeah, it should be. He had a watch. And I went, yeah, I went, should be what? And he goes, starting late. And I was like, it should be, no, no, I get that, but like, when is it gonna start? He's like, oh, maybe like 6, 6.30? 6, 6.30?

That's what he said. And he goes, and I was like, six or six, 30? He's like, probably six. And I was like, all right. So then I went outside and I couldn't get a hold of Christine yet, because she was at the gym. So I called Jacob, also to be like, is Jacob a lover? He knows the theater too.

And I'm telling him what's going on. And then I'm like, all right. At some point I was like, I'm going them what's going on and then I'm like all right at some point I was like I'm gonna go back inside now and You know see what I can get or see what's going on now There's a suit a guy with a shirt that says supervisor or a little pin that says supervisor He's got a series of dangly earrings in his ear. He's a fat Hispanic guy He goes oh yes, sir Okay, sir. He goes um oh, yes, sir Okay, sir. He goes um yeah No, we're gonna start the movie a little bit we had a little bit of an event happen in there

so like We're gonna get it cleaned up and don't worry. You're not gonna miss anything in the movie and you're like well, I'm not even like worried about missing anything in the movie as much as like How's this gonna work like? How are you gonna get ahold of us? Like if I go outside and like hop on my phone and smoke or whatever, you know what I mean? Like, how are you gonna, he's like, no, no, no,

just like, you know, we're gonna get it started or whatever, so then I go outside and I bullshit again, that might have been Christine at that point or Jacob again. Now this was supposed to start at 5.35. 5.35. And now it's not even, it's going to six. Past six now.

Past six? Now it's past six. And you talk to the dude twice, now the supervisor. Now the supervisor, now I go back in the supervisor, I go, anything sir? He goes, oh, he goes, one of the times I called Jacob back, he goes, oh yeah, we got a few more hands on deck now, so we're trying to get that cleaned up.

He goes, but don't worry, you ain't gonna miss anything to the movie. And I keep saying, I'm not worried about missing the movie. Then I take a picture of the menu and just send it to Jacob and I go, this is a fucking intense menu for a place that doesn't give a fucking shit. Like it's crazy, would you order a teriyaki ball

from a place that can't get like microwaving fucking pretzel bites right? Like it's crazy. They have salmon crusted. Yes, they do. It's bad shit. And it's like these are the people who are making it. So before I walked in, and I already knew,

but just before I walked into the place to go see the movie, I told Jacob on the phone with him, I go, let me see if this is worth a bit on the show. And it is. I go, go to Yelp. Go to Yelp for this theater. I bet everything we said, Christine's been like, the bathroom's in there,

or I've never been to the bathroom there, but she said they're trashed at all times, like trashed. And the staff will be like in there. What are some other things we've said? Because I only looked at one, I read like one or two of these, I said to Jacob, let's do one on the show. Well, Bobby, you were there, you've been there before,

what else, what are some of the things loud? The staff is loud, when the doors are open, you've been there before. What are some of the things loud? The staff is loud. When the doors are open, the lobby is completely chaotic. Food is undercooked often or overcooked. The person who took the order was not very quiet either. Which you would expect, like Alamo, which is my favorite, they take your order to be and they whisper. Of course, you're supposed to do it.

And when they drop your food off, they't say anything you write everything on a note well So those are all the things we've had Then we've known from this place so far. Oh also we went the one time air conditioning I was busted member they had a very loud unit was that just me and you Christine going there was was that when we all I think that may have been when we saw when it was the exercise thing because but one of them was super cool because they had they had a AC unit in the theater like blowing directly yeah no they had a big tube going yes a tube they had like a big like flexible pipe

yeah yeah something you would have to crawl through and double dare like guts yeah they had one of those who blowing directly on on us, because their air conditioner, I guess, was busted probably, is what that would be, because it was also loud. Well, the reason that you can hear all the conversations, they don't shut the door like you're supposed to. Oh, no. Because they don't know the movie, they don't know or care the movie started. So you're listening to their dialogue more than you can hear the actual film audio.

It would be funny if you went out and complained to the staff about the staff. You're like, hey, you guys are being real noisy. Can you tell yourselves to shut the fuck up, please? Hey, I'm having a real problem with somebody in this movie. Who? You. Why are you doing this? I mean, you could literally hear at one point the supervisor ripping in the people a little

bit, but not really anything. It was about like, why aren't you in your uniform I was like that kind of shit and he's like I don't want to be the put your uniform on it was uh I'm gonna call you parole officer motherfucker so here I'm gonna give you a new thing Jacob I didn't tell you I don't think I called you after the movie did I so Christine's the only person who knows this. It finally started. Mm-hmm. What time?

We go on and started a little after six, probably 6.40 by the time previews and everything. So you're the only person in the theater? No. So there's other people? Yes. There was a bit and they waited and we're all, we've all kind of bomb, I'm by myself too.

You became friends. No, not friends, we just kind of laugh. It's like, man, a lot of pressure on this movie to be good, huh? This is gonna be a lot here. That's an hour and five minutes after the stated time. I went to something I thought I'd be home at about 7.45 and me and Christine would get dinner. I didn't get home until after nine.

It literally takes 10 minutes to clean a theater. Buddy. Broom, broom, broom. Isle, isle, isle I'll sweep it up, bye. It's crazy what they did, but anyway. Yeah, these theaters also see like 12 people. Like they're tiny theaters. Oh yes, there's not a lot of people.

There's also very, very small theaters. So there's a decent amount of people in here. I go, I'm like, first problem I think is gonna happen, I hear a lady behind me. She's doing a lot of like early talking, but previews and stuff. She was fine when the movie kicked in what kind of talking Like random time. I hope they don't go there. Yeah, you're like

Yeah, but she Was fine It's the point where I was like, oh good now. I'm just gonna enjoy and it's also a crazy gory over-the-top like almost comedic how ridiculous the slasher these movies are that like there's gonna be crowding you know laughing and blah blah blah stuff so it's fine and I'm enjoying the movie I'm enjoying it it's pretty fun and wacky and every and then with about I don't know I should even say this there's a scene in the movie it looks like the movie's coming to like it's a

fucking crescendo here and the clown has Somebody very important in the movie. I think it's the girl the main girl. I know this isn't even a spoiler alert I won't even tell you they're fighting with a chainsaw and like a weapon that's like supposedly maybe can hurt this clown and It's loud and it's going nuts Theater the screen just shuts off

If I'm lying I'm dying Bobby screen shuts off And then you start hearing people with the motherfuck so the motherfucker Oh, you fuck come on. What's going on people are like, you know, man I don't even know if I fuck with this enough to stay man at this point like what the fuck man Let's go and then no one moves everyone's just kind of like because everyone's that disbelief of like it's gonna just snap back on at some point and then

the lights come up no and like the And then the lights come up and like the do do do do do do do do do. It's like the little music starts coming on. Everyone's like, holy shit. So I go out to the front and I'm like, dude, I'm the first one to go. The movie stopped. And he was like, yeah, like you. I think he thought it was over. Enjoy it. Yeah, yeah.

I was like, I was like, no, he's like, what do you mean? I go, I mean, it turned off and the lights came on with like like towards the end of the movie. I go, but the movie wasn't over. It was like the crescendo of the movie was happening with like, towards the end of the movie. I go, but the movie wasn't over. It was like the crescendo of the movie was happening. Are you sure that's not the end of the movie? He didn't even say that. No, he was just like, he's like, oh, really?

He goes, I'm sorry about that. He goes, we'll get it back on from where it was. So I come back in and some people are already leaving because they were like, fuck that. And I was like, he said he's going to get it back to right where it was. So you're representing the people now. Yeah. So now some people are staying, some people are going, but really at this point,

some Asian, like, wigger kid was like, yo, I gotta take a fat shit, so I'm out. And he just left. And him and his friends left. That's too much information, I think. It was too much information. You guys were too close. A couple left, these three Latina girls

that I was yapping with at one point. They decided to leave. They took off. And I'm just there, and I'm in between, I'm like, yo, and I come out, everyone's left now. Now it is just me. So you're the only one, you're like, I'm staying. But I'm not even in the theater, I'm in the lobby, so I'm almost like, I'll just leave,

but then I'm also like, what the fuck, dude? I just paid for this, I just wanna see the end of the movie. Then the guy goes, he goes, how much of the movie the movie was left and I went how the fuck would I know? I've never seen it before And he goes well how many minutes in you say I don't dude come on man So he goes he goes what's going on here exactly? And so I'm telling him, I'm like, well, I was like, I'm like, this movie, it stopped, so you gotta turn it.

So he goes, all right, we're gonna get back on right where it was before. So then I sit back down, myself, they turn the lights down, and it turns on, and it's the previews again. They're starting the previews again. So I go out to the guy, I'm like, buddy, it's starting at he goes. Oh, no, they're fast forwarding. They're getting to it now then he puts it like 15 minutes into the movie and then I was like dude

I don't know what to say, but there's maybe like 15 minutes left of the move I don't know but it's like it seemed like it was getting Towards the end but like you stopped right and he's like, alright, so so now now I'm standing with the Latino guy with the dangly earrings and We're in in the theater together me and him in his dirty theater now cuz everyone's left their food and shit behind there And I just want to watch the end this movie just me alone, and he's like He's got a walkie talkie. He goes Push it up 20 minutes, and then it'll come and things like here, and I'd go

Now I already saw this. And he goes, push it up 10 more? And I was like, here? He goes, I saw but it's like, maybe like six more? And he goes, move it up six. This hasn't happened before in history. You haven't yelled at this guy like you yell at Christine when she does this on videos in the studio?

No, because I just to finish my film. He's going, move it up four more. I go, yeah dude, I guess like here's fine. I'm like, I don't know. It's like somewhere around here so I don't, just don't do anymore. He's like, here's good. I go, okay. Then I sit back down in my seat. I take, I'm just sitting there watching the end of it by myself and then I feel fucking terrible because four people walk in four people and I go oh maybe it's some of the couples are coming and they go shit it already started we already saw this and I turn around I go this is the absolute end of

the movie you're watching right now and they go what and it just it's literally the last things of the movie they just came in and watched they just got forced to watch the last two minutes of the movie they didn't realize what was happening so they just saw the ending they saw the ending of the movie I didn't realize like they were in there for like two minutes just kind of like what they they were like thought maybe it was commercials or so you know what it was and in all fairness no one's had to deal with this before. But how, how, how did they get in?

Because no one's checking your tickets at the front! There's no big fairs, nobody's doing anything. You're not supposed to get into the theater. Nope. Someone's supposed to go, not yet. Someone's supposed to go, I'm sorry, we have a little bit of, they shouldn't have had me walk in twice

to a guy alone sweeping up popcorn going, I'm buried in it, man. I can't go there. We saw a movie last night. We went to Lincoln Center. I was like, I can't go to that movie theater. Here's why it sucks, because it's right near you. So close.

It's so convenient. It's supposed to have comfortable seats, great food, tables, sir. It's supposed to be high end movie experience and now it's. So when we come back from break, we'll do a bunch of these, but let me just give you, because we have a minute here, go to Yelp review. I didn't read through these, I don't wanna read too much,

I read through a few, right away, out of the fucking gates. This is by far the worst experience and service I've ever had. Were vegan and ordered two Impossible Burgers. Well into the movie, well into the movie, it's another big thing. A server came to our seat, I ordered popcorn, yesterday I ordered popcorn and a soda and raisinettes.

45 minutes into the movie, at before it came out and the guy came he goes D7 I'm like you got this raisinette are you sure they weren't homemade raisinettes positive they take a long they do take a long dip everyone myself I just ordered food and I was like well I hope you still want in 45 minutes and you're not allowed they they they do have a service desk with cashiers they block them off so instead of letting people get it out of the way they have terrible service because they load themselves up with everybody's ordering from their seats because they want to get the 18% thing at the whole thing's a sham well into the movie a server came to our

seats and told us they were all out of We're all out of burgers and asked us what we wanted instead without time to refer to a menu Which doesn't really have much vegan stuff I just asked for popcorn despite the fact that we were hungry when the popcorn came the server tried to pressure us into ordering Enough more to even up the bill we had already paid Why can't you just give a refund, I said. Then I asked for napkins. That's another big thing too.

I had to leave the theater yesterday to go get napkins. They didn't give you napkins? They didn't give me napkins with butter popcorn and Raisinets and a soda. Just no napkins. Oh, I hate them. So hey, you had to leave the theater three times, four times. Four times.

Why can't you just give a refund, I said. Then I asked for napkins to go with their popcorn because none were provided. The napkins never came. Do you know why they can't give a refund? They can't you give us a refund? I said, then I asked for napkins to go with our popcorn because none were provided. The napkins never came. Do you know why they can't give a refund? They can't do math. They can't, buddy. You're not wrong.

He goes, aw man, I ain't getting mixed up. And I goes, so I owe you, my math's correct, $73,000? I'm gonna get fired. Ah! Okay, my math here. Tell me if I have the next one. Tell me if I have a decimal point in the wrong spot.

I owe you $83,795? Yes. Yes, sir. He goes, I'm going to cut a check. Don't fuck me now. My boss does the numbers and he an Asian fella. The napkins never ever came, which is hilarious. This was all disruptive and ruined the movie experience.

Also, the refund that was issued only amounted to about the cost of one burger. The popcorn should have been on the house at that point. We will not be coming back We had a problem sort of like this at Alamo one time But they responded by refunding our whole check and offering us another movie for free That's why we keep going there and I will say this I couldn't believe how much I was in Fucking nuts deep with this fucking dangly earring supervisor at no point did he say can we get you some snacks on the house? Or for a ticket to come back to an it was you should have got a free ticket fucking dangly earring supervisor, at no point did he say, can we get you some snacks on the house, or a ticket to come back to a, it was, you should've got a free ticket, nothing.

I was gonna say, you didn't get a refund for the movie? And he was like, no, I just had to. He goes, that guy, he just didn't wanna stand there for another two hours while they figured out the refund. Man, you really, you really did. And they have a bot, they have a bot do other answerings. It's always this fucking hot, it's always this hot chick leaning against the wall.

It's like, thanks for sharing your experience. We strive to provide excellent service and a satisfying dining experience. It's crazy to say that. I've gotten the pretzel bites there, and they bring them on like a plate, is like the thing where it says, so you get like eight of them, I guess, total,

and they put them on a plate, and you get them, and it's like, they're undercooked, like the doughs were, it's crazy. I mean, pretzel bites come in a bucket. You should have an uneven amount every time sometimes. It's 10 23 30 sometimes 15 Yeah, it's a cluster of them and then you get the cheese in the thing and you dip it in the cheese Okay, I went to AMC. Well, I'm gonna do one more before we go to break Nope, we'll do when we come back from break. Oh you tease. Yeah, let's just leave it

You know, we don't have a commercial in the first break. Oh, you teased. Yeah, let's just leave it. You teased it. You know, we don't have a commercial in the first hour. Go back, Christine, I'm gonna do one. Will S. says, horrible experience all around. Thankfully, the movie me and my girlfriend saw was good, so that's supposed to suppress some of the negatives. Firstly, the temperature in this place. It's 500,000 degrees in here,

and the staff doesn't even bat an eye to the issue. Is this Jacob? Yeah. The AC is clearly broken here and ruins the experience. Our theater was hot. I complained twice and they were supposed to send the manager, who of course never showed up. Next, the seating.

Why are the auditoriums 12 seats total? Why did my theater show the back row fully booked but nobody came to fill the seats? You're forced to look upward for the film the food I only ordered water but to have to tip seems ridiculous considering the premium pricing of the movies and food itself What the noise by the way, the water is also you know, it's it comes in a cup They bring you a 32 ounce like a Coke cup of water. Same thing the soda would be in. It's two dollars. The noise, why can I hear the staff behind the screen

during quieter parts of the movie? Save your money and go up or downtown for recliner seats. This place is a fucking nightmare. You can see the staff fucking each other in the silhouettes of the screen. So funny. All right, now we'll take a break everybody. We'll be right back.

It's Bobby, I'm so happy you're home. I'm happy to be back. Good to see you all, guys. You're so home. You're gonna be at Uncle Vinny's in Point Pleasant, New Jersey on October 26th. And then back for comics. Come home at the TD Garden in Boston on November 2nd.

That's right. Back for round two. You're gonna fight Marc Maron this time, I feel it. And then the third, me and Ari Shaffir, one show, five o'clock in Miami Sunday night so get your tickets Miami improv One show five. Yeah. Oh is that when you guys are going away? Yeah Cuba well happens right November. Yeah, she says you're doing it again to me. I'm sorry how long

Is that just one week? Yeah? oh my god. I'm gonna cancel yes Don't ask me yes Yes, Christine told me to take time off. Oh said you need to take vacation Well, you're doing that great show Miami before he runs away again, which it's all Arkansas Mars Plains, New Jersey All on deck you can catch Bobby every Tuesday 7 p.m. The fat black pussy get lounge at the Comedy Cell or for tickets and all tour dates and a bunch of content. Punchup.live slash Robert Kelly. And Big J's are gonna be at Helium in Buffalo October 25th and the 26th. Brick Town Comedy Club in Oklahoma City November 1st and 2nd. Oh and those we're doing meet and greets at the Red Dog. I always do go tell everybody go to the Red Dog afterwards.

Is it still standing? I think if it's not then I guess at the club Go on the other ones go to the meet-and-greet at the red dog after the show after that He's in Austin Louisville Houston and Philly coming home big big homecoming tickets And all of the tour vids visit big Jay comedy comm will be right back. right back all year we're back in the house the shows back I'm glad to be back oh also let's let people know the Skankfest episode now available anytime on the SiriusXM app yes right now twenty five hundred dollar pyramid what a great episode very very fun fun time we'll see you guys we'll be back in a second hang in there