The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Pitch Perfect with Josh Adam Meyers

Episode Date: August 27, 2026

Bonfire buddy Josh Adam Meyers is a talented comedian and musician but he's a lot to deal with. He is a problem when ordering food because he's starving and indecisive. Josh has a knack for making catchy songs on Instagram about the habits of different races. He claims to have perfect pitch and Bobby challenges him on it. He creates an original song about The Bonfire and Jay busts his chops about the lengthy introduction, but the finish product is a hit! *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Fire with Big J. O'Crisen and Robert Kelly. This is Josh Adam Myers and you're listening to The Bonfire with one of the funniest human beings in the history of comedy the great, the powerful Big J. O'Creson and Robert Kelly.

I like this one. Gaggant Gang. Oh, look who flip-flopped already. I like this one. It's sound. He changed his Kermit fucking Muppet voice in this one. It's not as. It's not as. It's that chorus. The chorus is actually him trying to sing and not

being as bad at it. You throw some reverb on me, Lou? I just thank God they kicked him out of Metallica. He did write most of their first record. I think the riff from Enter Sandman was his as well. Oh, really? Yeah, he's it's a sad story, dude.

Swing to the symphony. You guys. This guy's dying from cancer actively. Metallica is fucking playing stadiums and And he's at like some like small like he's at like mahogany's in Long Island. No, they're out with a, no, metallic always goes big. They're out with Iron Age right now. No, I'm talking about Megadeth is like he.

No, I'm saying Megadeth's not, they're not like fucking bar show or fucking club. I know. It's a, I'm over-emphasizing. No, Megadeth would do like Jones Beach or some of that, PNC. Thank you. You're exaggerating, not emphasizing. Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.

I'm dumb. I'm emphasizing that you were. I'm a dumb, dumb, bobby did emphasize that you exaggerated, though. Yeah, that was an emphasize of your mistake. Spell emphasis. His eyes. Emperor. Yeah, there you go.

Anthrax. Testament. Yankan, gankan, and can't. I mean... Something is something. This is like, you gotta really be end of this shit to like this band. I've never been... DeRosa likes Megadeth.

I am... Nah, they've never, like, struck me like that. I mean, I'd see... If they were, like, on... If they were, like, co-headlining with a band I really loved, I'd watch them. Anthrax, which, you know, is kind of like... I put them in the same, like, you know, vein as them. Sure.

I think anthrax, even Joey Vela Dano's voice, like, it can be a little, like, nails on a chalkboard. Of course. But that's the cool thing about him is that they're like, it's almost like they don't take themselves too seriously. Megadeth feels like it takes, you know, it's like, the atomic weapon destroy, the nuclear fallout. There's no food to soiling green. Yeah, I do think he is constantly bitching about society. Yeah, chill out, dude. Shut up, dude.

Yeah, he's trying too hard to sound like a metal guy. Bugga bagga, bugga, bugabaga. Buga, boogga bagga. Can I use those lyrics? Yeah, that's really good. I took them from your song. Oh, I'm so excited for you guys to hear the Bonfire song. Oh, I can't wait.

Let me say something to you, Josh. When you first started doing this music stuff, I hated it. And then I watched it for a while, and then I still hated it. And then... Okay, you'll get there. And then... No, no, no. He still hates it.

still hate it. But the thing is, I really still, I really, but some of your stuff is very catchy. You're a catchy dude. Now is this, are you home alone? And then how did this come, was this like

I'm going to kill myself? Let me just get on the piano. It's like self-flogging. Yes. Yes. You know what I mean? Like, you called Jay. You called everybody. Nobody answered. And you're like, I'm going to kill myself. Nobody answers anyway.

And then you have the razor blade and your hand and then your hand fell on the piano and you went, ding, ding, ding, ding. I love that you think that I, wait a minute. Ding, ding, ding. First of all. Black people. First of all. Black people are different than white people. First of all, it's not going to be a razor blade.

I'm going full hot dose of heroin. That's like, that's the way if I go out. Oh, God. No, don't do that. Don't do that. Because you might survive and then we have to put up with dumb, retarded jaws. Not with the blood. By the time I'm killing myself, I've all.

done heroin a couple times that point if I decided I'm killing myself I'm going to try some heroin but uh no no it's got to be a real like uh you got to fuck other people shit up too so it's got to be why would he have done that such a violent thing to himself you really you really want to yeah you want to you want to you want to shake people's foundations I'm going to blow my fucking head off and in Lewis's outy there you go so that's a crime scene and he won't be able to use his car for like a week that is perfectly that is perfectly it yes exactly I'm going to walk into Louis's Thanksgiving dinner at his house and shoot my fuck I'm gonna do it

Jeremy I'm gonna pull it out and smile and everyone laugh and then just blow my fucking brain like Woody Macey at Boogie Nights all over all over a face all over I always thought about that she's gonna get younger Has a comedian Has a comedian ever done that like gone up on stage And like kill it?

I always like because you always think about that with like Then the one guy go next door to the comedy store And go all the way to the top and jumped off I mean that was a symbol Because he couldn't get stage time That was a pretty, he was like, I want to fucking, can I please? Let me do five, please. He still missed the stage.

What about the one guy who killed himself when you were his last call trying to find a friend in the world? You didn't answer. No, it was, there was a comedian. He was calling me to ask me about, like. I remember moving, he just moved from L.A. to New York, and I think he was trying to ask for advice. And I was never very close with him. Josh would have been like, dude, I would jump off a building. No, I was you.

Music is the way to go, baby. If I were you, I would tuck my hand to a switch. M cap and dive off a roof. But before you go, listen to this one. Black people like fingernail polish. That's really good. He goes, you just hear like the wind going. It's pretty good, man.

It was, if you want to blame anybody for the music, blame Dylan. Dylan, we did that. Well, because we did, we had done New Year's. There was the first New Year's I didn't have a headlining weekend. And so I went to hang out with you and do Milwaukee. And he was like, your social has been doing great. And he was like, dude, I want to do your soci.

But he's like, I don't want you doing stand-up. He's like, I want you just being the idiot. that you are and he was like it was like your character and he's like offend me more than anything in my fucking like you stand up's not good i'd like you to act i like you don't you stand up he's he's like he's like he's he wanted me he's like i was like i've been building this studio not even thinking about it and because i could just buy instruments get a hook up a guitar center and i like i play like everything the moral of the story was he then i was like against it you are terrible stories i tell you many fucking i know i know i got hook up your stories i'm in a side track a movie

I get 15% off. I get 15% off, but I have to go. I could probably get you something, but I'd have to go be there to get the discount. And it's only a Sam Ash. Sam Ash is my place. I always like to buy shit when it's 70 degrees. You know I like 70 degrees.

His name's Rico. He's in a Totey's cover band. He had, but he showed me, I was against it at first, and then he showed me other people's songs, and I was like, I can write better shit than this. And then it just started. And then I mean, it's, listen, bro, it's taken off. It's doing really well, yeah.

No, don't be humble. It's killing. It's doing great. You're getting hundreds of thousands of positive comments. Dude, it's really crazy. Like, how negative. It was negative. Because I never was able to capture what I was doing at the seller.

And people would just be like, why is he singing all the time? This sucks. And it's like, you've got to have to show the whole thing. And the moral of the story is this. Is that... There's a moral? I know. That's my...

I think we were learning. The story along. It's Denver Judge of Book by its cover. Okay. There was, dude, it was really cool. But there was like two weeks ago, there was this guy that shit on me. He had a joint account with his wife. And it was like, this guy isn't funny.

His chord progressions is terrible. And he sings off key. And you can say, I'm not funny. You can say whatever fuck you want. I've heard that before. Don't talk about your chord progression. But dude, no, no, no, no. You can't do you shit on that.

Don't say I'm off key. I have perfect pitch. That's one thing I have going for. I'm not a singer, dude. I'm not a singer. So what do you mean when you're on key? What is just I... It means this.

Watch. Hit him with a G sharp. Oh Wow G would be like Maybe G sharp Oh G is like

G is fine B minor me dude Fuck I stop I don't I don't want to do this right now Well they do me a favor What Don't say you have perfect pitch

I can say you have a good voice I can imitate it I can perfect pitch Perfect pitch No it's I can Be minor Well

Not right man I have a perfect palette You want me to tell you How much sucrose is in these chips By biting them I can sing I don't sing off key. It's like I mean...

What is key? It's just like I hear the note and like I can regurgitate it weather through sound. That's what I'm saying. Like a note like a guitar like bing. Have you heard a song? Can I do a note and you'll re-

Do you like me yes or no? That's my note. I don't like you. I love you. That was the most adorable. Will you date me? Yes, no or maybe. But it was it was cool.

You're gay. You're gay. That's my note. You're a guy. You're gay. You're gay. But it was cool because the guy, the guy said that. And then I did, all I did was say, hey, man, thank you for the note.

By the way, your wife looks like a man. You said, thank you for the note? Yeah, I said, by the way, your wife looks like a man. And then I pinned the comment to the top and I didn't say anything else. And like, 400 people just were like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like, it's just, they just shit on the guy for me. And it was like, it's just, it's nice just to be building a fan base. To be up for defending your perfect bitch.

just defending the songs. You leave Josh alone, boys got perfect pitch. It is either... Sounds just like my uncle. He hears a note and he mimics it. Ain't nobody got pitched like Josh. Can he imitate it on the spot? No.

Does he know what a G minor is? No. Can you read sheet music? Absolutely not. Can he yell a B minor? If it turns out, uh-uh. Not at all. Does he play the guitar well?

Could the guy scuddle his way through a smashing bumpkin song? God damn right it can But it was but it's just Yeah it's just it's been fun and I just Are you having a good time? I'm having I literally love it more than anything Now but why when you do you Let me ask you a question when you as a florencer

Now that you're in the fluencing club I think God You are it's it's it you are you're a fluencer now I love that do you Do you find something that works And that's what you you go to? So all the black people stuff that like the black people You know it's basically

deaf comedy jam 1994 you know what I mean like the Habachi thing you you and I we were in in in Hollywood and we saw those people you're a ghost writer for Jones no no no no no no no the song we wrote it's way different the song we wrote so it wouldn't wouldn't it wouldn't quite make to the air we can't do that one but it was a little bit different but I use I use the I use the idea yeah sure sure sure but it's it's like yeah so there's Society's not ready or their past being ready for it. It was 1964. I would actually go earlier than that.

If it was 1876, dude, we would be fucking Simon and Garfall. I might go earlier than that. Before the Civil War. They'd be listening to it in American History Acts as Ethan Supply drives down the road. Any time before Lincoln was alive. But it was, it's just, I think you're right. It's like you find one thing that gets a couple million views and you're like, all right, and now people are just sending me stuff.

It's crazy how many, like, different, like, Oh, so someone could send you, so I could send you a thing? Please. And you'll do it. How do you get your little face on the little bottom while the other stuff? That's Dill. I mean, Dylan's been doing all the social media, and it's like, can imagine working with me. So what do you do?

You just film yourself in your phone? I set up by the piano, I just have like a little stand in the light, and then I just sit there and I'll hit play. Is it one take or is it? Usually two or three, depending how long the song is, because sometimes I forget the words, because I might, there's, I have like 50 songs. I haven't released you write it and then I write dude I write the songs in like five seconds no I could the one that's crazy fucking imposter no I know I write my God write the

song recording is what takes Josh Josh we believe you okay thank you can you can you smell it I think that you smell it does you see here he's sarcasm you really gave up comedy just read into singing it's the first thing I do it's the first thing I do when I wake up in the morning I get out of bed and the first thing I do is make like a melody, like, and I'll kind of, like, just get, like, one, like, bar of it. You have to watch the video. No, I just, I start with the music first, and then sometimes I'll see the video, and I'll just hear the song immediately, and it's just like, oh, go, like, go do that.

Right. And then, but most of the time, it's, it's like, I'll just, I have all these different melodies, and I'll just go, I'll fit it in. Can I ask a question? Does any song mean something different to you, but you let people just take it and let it mean what it means to them? What do you mean? Like, the black people do this, or, like, you?

Jaden Smith is gay, that's a good one. Where? Where do you find your melodies? Yeah. In my soul, Jay. In my soul. Josh. And Lekha has been humming them into me.

I'm losing my mind, everybody. Josh writes the songs that make black people realize what they do. Josh, don't get friends. You'll ruin this. Josh writes the songs, he writes the songs. If you get friends, you won't be this popular. It is crazy. Josh writes the songs about what white people.

do. Then Josh writes the songs about what black people do. I'm literally watching some more clips from 1997. He writes the songs about a midget's ass. He writes the songs. I got a really good one. That's like 10 seconds long.

Did it just hit you now? No, I haven't dropped yet because the first one I did is about how 10 seconds long? It's not really a drop. Oh, it's goody, dude. 10 seconds? Can give us a little taste? Yeah, it's I feel like you should listen to the bar. You could have done it six times since we've asked.

Shut your front door. It's 10 seconds long. I want a little exclusive. It's a little exclusive. I never see the little person without a fat ass. You never see him with a flat ass. I'll give you that. And then there's more.

And it's just like, you've already, you just fucking Will Ferrell on us, dude. And it's, I don't know. I can't. It's humid. It's humid in here. You got me into it. And then you fucking let me go. That's it.

Well, I want to give you the last. That's already out. Come on. No, it's not. No, no, I haven't released that one. The midget ones are not literally. Wait a new midget. Because I figured you can't say midget.

That's why I didn't get legs. Do you call it releasing? Well, if it was up to me, I would release four a day, but Dylan only wants to do, I have to fight him for two. Oh, it's new release Tuesdays. Every day, brash. Absolutely do. I heard this week this week it's you, Taylor Swift's best of and the beat nuts. It's pretty, I mean, Dylan is really, I mean, that's pretty smart of Dylan.

He's social media. Well, I think everything kind of happens for a reason. and you know with buildings even my computer like i put ram on it when i was buying it because i was just like i guess i need ram even though all i do is look at porn and send emails and i literally built a recording studio with the ram with the ram so it's everything is just kind of falling into place it's like the story of the iPhone oh that came all that extra ram yeah it's and then the funny thing is the song when i looked around the room i was like i need ram well josh what's the instrument you hear most in your head

harpsichord. Josh, what do you really feel about black people? Fucking love them, dude. I love them. And you know what's cool? Why do you believe they

enjoy habachi the way they do? I saw that line at that food truck on Hollywood Boulevard. All the other ones empty. I think it's about a China man being their slave. It's never a Chinaman cooking. It's always a Mexican dude.

Yeah, but he's acting pretty Chinese. Yeah. Well, now there's actually... Chinese. I'm using that. There's a black habachi chef. Habachi soul or soul habachi that asks if he could use the song that I wrote as his theme song. He's in the video, too.

He wants to use your song as a theme song? I'm writing jingles and doing stuff for a bunch of people, right? That's really cool, like, the different things that this is starting to lead to. And I'm going to start live streams. I'm saying for people, not products? Well, for everything. No, for products. Everybody is the day in the morning.

Start your day with Jeff. Dude, I want to feel a little hungry between snacks. I'll have it done by it in like two days. I want to jingle. Get yourself some. Jeff. Dude, look what I did for Fanoia. Dude, I sat in bed and I heard that.

I was about to go to bed and I heard that melody and I was like, I got to go fucking right. I was up until like three in the morning just getting it done. So this is the pathway to your heart. It's, it's where you can actually feel feelings and you knew you hurt somebody and you apologize. This is your point. Did you notice, though, that everything is. Everything in the song is about me, and I just say his name. It's actually really funny.

That's like having a conversation with you. Exactly. I'm a horrible human being. Enough about you. Let's talk about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me? I'm Josh.

What are you thinking of those sandwiches and which one should I? Hey, I want the chicken cutlet, but that Italian looks good. Bobby, what do you think? I think you're going to love. Can I say this? What? I'm thinking zero brought food. What?

Too many people. Okay. So what do we do? When we go, and we get those burgers are killer there, remember? Oh, this is a killer. What is it about, like, high-function, like, arena? Can I suggest one thing? Snacks?

Like, chips and stuff? Chips and some sodas. Yeah. Drinks and snacky poos? Cubs. Because we're going to have kids there. You know what I mean? I got a zillion sodas and stuff, yeah, we'll be good.

Yeah. I'm football. But I love those sandwiches you brought for, what show was that where you brought all is great? Oh, they were so good. Yeah, yeah, they brought sandwiches. That was good. Look at John. doing this thing you see what you just did right there

did you watch okay good I know if you got it I got it he goes yeah he goes I know you're not getting them but like that's that one time you brought sandwiches that that was good if it I guess it's probably out of the way this time yeah maybe you want to stop by that one pizza place that Danny Braff taught us about that would be great too dude I got their merch

I fucking love that place dude you should write a theme song for the fucking delucious you don't think I'm already doing it really I've got like to pepperoni pizza there was one I get you pepperoni pizza Colo oven has to be grandfathered in. Wait, what's the name of the place called? I think it's Delucious.

Delucious pizza. It's perfect every time. Now be in your head for the next week. It's in my head right now. I already forgot it. I forgot the name of the place. That's the weed. I think the last word was time.

That's the week. It's perfect every time. What's name of the place? Delucious. So you got to be careful with the thing. I remember that was a problem. Now, I do remember years later as I looked it up. For the years, real men of genius, those commercials, I'd be like, I would tell people, he goes, man, those are such great commercials.

Like, what are they commercials for? And I go, fuck. Yep. I have no. Bud Light, I believe? Sounds right. The only one that worked was eight, seven, six. What was that eight?

Seven, seven, seven cars for kids. One, eight seven. And turns out, it turns out she's a Jew conspiracy, right? Well, they get in trouble. Like everything. No, seriously. Yeah. It was like they were taking the money.

Yeah. From cars for kids to use it for something. They were building tunnels. It was kids in Israel. Not kids in America. They were building tunnels in Brooklyn. Yeah, but it's like a real fucking thing. Yeah.

Yeah. It was a real thing. Here, what is it? Yeah. What do cars for kids do? I don't want to play just at the end. I want to get everybody's reaction. On fire.

Not, dude. It's... Bonfire. I think it's going to be better than you guys think. By the way, it's like it's not properly mixed yet. I'm learning how to do that. It's is a difficult. but I did every single thing that's on here.

How's your tone? Perfect. Some of the vocals might be, like, louder than others. It's all shit. You'll get it later in the studio, Dr. Gay. Oh, no, I'll fix it. Bro. Bro.

Bro. Oh, Dr. Gay is great. There's Dr. Demento, and I'm, oh, Dr. Gay. He's not a doctor. Josh Berlin. Funding what? All right, so Cards for Kids channels

millions of dollars annually from vehicle donations to URA, an Orthodox Jewish organization that uses a portion of the funds to finance youth programs, property purchases, and that's right, and it gives people birthright trips to Israel. Nice. Ura paid for that? Ura. Ura. No wonder we kept saying that. God damn. Fund support educational programs, youth outreach, gap year, summer trips to Israel for 17 and 18-year-olds. This is the bad part.

They court records and disclosure revealed that millions in donor funds have been used to purchase property in Israel alongside funding adult matchmaking and regional outreach. I am here for it. I like everything about it. Dude, birthday ruled. You went? I did my sister sign me up and I went. It was phenomenal. It was just young kids drinking and fucking.

That was it. Well, that's the whole thing is they just want everybody to get together and fuck, right? That's like why they do it. Yeah, they want you to move there so they show you the best time ever. You're fucking locals? No, the other girls that were on the trip. Yeah, and it's just all hot young kids, hot young Jewish kids, which is not many. Funded by cars for kids.

Funded by cars for kids. You guys sing this song? 1877 cars for kids. Fuck a slut today. Jewish people only. Fuck a Jew today. I was going to say something, but I held myself back. I saw Jacob's face.

Do you know why Jewish girls like that? to 69 so their noses have somewhere to go. Nice. Nice. You didn't go to birthright? Oh, I don't think Christine got understood it. You see because they have larger noses. Their nose would be hitting you like in the dick hair. Sorry.

But if you're 69, the nose goes over like the ass crack. If they have a big nose. Because Jews are known to have a big nose. Lou, take us to commercial. Not my Jews. Lou, send it to commercial. All my Jews have cute little noses. All the Jews in this room, look at your noses.

I don't think God. My family's got fucking schnazes. Jacob's got a little beak. I don't have a big nose, really. Josh doesn't? Josh's the button nose. Yeah, everyone here's got a good nose. Nice nose.

Yeah, dude, Hitler would still see us. I don't look back at Paco yet. He's not Jewish. He's fine, though. He's got that little bit. Tell his hair. Paco believes in the orange. What was it chicken thing called again?

Bullut? You got that Bulut. Oh, you should do a song. on that. 100%. Philippa. I will, I'll write.

Philip. I'll come back. I'll come back. Can I say something, though? They do have a lot of the same, the songs that I've heard have a lot of the same. Bada-a-bo-da-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo. This is the most bull-lut thing to do.

Do you switch it up a little bit? Yeah, I'm writing, which is cool as I'm writing, the shorter the better for Instagram, and then I'm doing long-form videos. I sent him the other one. You heard the manifesting song. Oh, I want to hear that. Oh, you'll love that.

That's something I created at the cellar. And then I'm also just ghost writing songs. Like I sent a couple, like, I wrote this ballad that I'm like, I can't use this, but it's good. And so I've sent it to like, no, I sent it to Jelly's manager. And he was like, this is good, actually. He's like, let me see what I can do with it. So I think, I'm just having, dude, it's like sometimes I'll write stuff. How funny it would be like in a year we can't even get Josh on the show.

I wrote, dude, I took that. He's just touring. Got your lips to fuck it. Your lips to God's ears, dude. He's writing fucking, he's writing jelly rolls. You think I'm going to be self-involved now? Jesus going to do something. Just fucking wait.

Josh, if you get famous, we're all in trouble. I like Josh to prepare. Josh thinks he's dialing it back because he's not famous yet. I know. I know, I know, I know. I'm a lot. He's like, imagine when I get famous what I'm going to do to them sandwiches. Buying all of them for everybody.

All right, what do we got? Let's hear one of these. Let's play Bonfire song, the one that says mastered. Listen, let's stop one second. Really quick, dude. I mean, it was a long... I'm sorry. That was an insane opening.

That was you just getting into yourself. Well, no, because I didn't write the musically. I didn't write... Fuck all you guys, dude. No, listen. I'm going to spend hours on this. I'm going to say right now. Is this what you're...

How are you going to get a jingle for a prerogist? You're just going to be instrumental in the very end, you're going to go... It's all right. Turkey Hill ice school. You just cut off. It's a big intro. I'm telling you right now, though. I'm going to say this.

It sounds good. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. I did have to look at my clock. We only have 15 minutes left, that's what I'm saying. Just fucking get this. All right, just go back. Don't get mad at us.

Don't get mad at us. This is not a music show. This is a comedy show. It's a note that I've started like cutting most of this stuff. I always like, I'm making songs. Sometimes I'm like, this is going to be like a real song. And I always like some musical buildup sometime. For radio, I should have called it.

I apologize. No. Just start from the very beginning. No, don't. Start from the beginning. Okay, start from beginning. But please, just let it go. From the beginning, you fucking mook.

Why? I'm like literally stressing out trying to make this fucking song on time today. I didn't get the full feel you were talking over that. Start that over one more time. Yeah, one more time. Stop, stop, stop, stop. What?

This is, stop, stop, stop, stop. Fuck you. That's great. It goes Big J, then me. Not Jacob. Jacob? Jacob, who says little, quiet words every once in a while. Oh, you're going to love this then.

This is just another big day. And Bob Getty. Dude, if you shut the fuck up, the joke will fucking work. I get what's happening. So, first of all, settle down. You're getting angry. You're getting way too actual. My heart! Stop. Hey, hey, stop. Go back.

Stop being, stopping an artist and be a comedian right now. I'm playing up the anger for the comedic effect. I think I get where it's going because of that. I get. I think I believe I get where it's going. I think I know where it's going. And I don't think I'm going to like it.

I don't think I'm going to like any of it. Oh. Any of it. Oh, I thought you were. No. Oh, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking wrong. No, of course you're thinking wrong because everybody loves you, Jay. No, I was thinking my guess on the thing was going to be and then it's going to get everybody out of the way and then be a grand.

It is, of course, yes. It's a great. It's a whole verse. A whole thing, bang, bang. And at the end, he's going to go, and Bob, kidding. No, I thought the opposite of that. But we'll see he was right. I think he's going to go big about you.

Let's see. He's not going to go big. He's going to go small. Do me favor, Lou, from the beginning? Oh, my God. Yeah, that's it. Give me a nice long intro. Look, can you start over you?

Because he talked over. Yeah, I just start over it. I just want to hear it. I got to control yourself, Josh. I can hear it. I can hear it. I want to hear it. Jesus, but it's it.

Every note. The best song I've ever heard in my life. If this isn't our theme song, I don't know what it is. Yeah, by the time I got to the chorus, I was feeling it. I was like, and Bobby Getty. I love that. Even with Fanoia, I were watching your face, and you're like, what the fuck is this shit? And then the second you hit Fanoia, you're like, okay.

And Bobby Geli. And Bobby Gale. Yeah. And Baba Geli. That was, because that was something that, like, I had already written that music, and then when I was, I wanted to do a song for the bonfire. The second verse about Big Jim. Yeah. I just, oh, dude, I was going to say, buddy, that is my favorite.

Because in my, I'm telling you, I'm just, you know. In my heart, I'm like, I'm like, no. you got to me and then he went big year I was like oh shit that is big jim we are old we have families and you like roll-exing we have lives and you're oh g's and fucking serious oh dude I called I called Jacob I call Christine I was trying to get intel I was gonna add you know have a vacation home at Lake Squam home and I was going very I was going very three days three days grace I was giving that for Jay like here also so I mean listen man that is one of the greatest songs ever written thank you I was a

I'm Bobaquele. It was the thing. I knew because I felt so horrible about that intro at Moon Tower because I was going to do the same thing. So you wrote a song about it that's going to live forever? I knew. That's going to be played at every fucking festival we do.

I tried. I tried to do comedy. I try. And I knew that that was funny. You are funny, dude. That was a funny song. Thank you, buddy. Yeah.

I want to say something to you. We're going to fuck with you about your stuff. But I'm glad you found something that's fucking working. As an influencer, that's the job. I'm having so much fun and, you know, black people, dude, they're... What? My goal of performing a special in front of an all-black audience is going to happen. I hope not.

Because they love me. Dude, the amount of weird, like, DJ, Pooka Stink just followed you. I'm like, fuck yeah, dude. I just like looking at Black Lose face right now, like you can smell shit and he doesn't know where it is. Bro, I either get... I either get, this is the message, the DMs I get. I either get, I'm black, you're hilarious, and you're in.

invited to the barbecue or I hope you die Cracker and I love it. We don't either way. Yeah, dude. I hope you die Cracker was a weird one. It is, but you know. Who's that little, is that a boy? Is this Josh's Instagram? Well, that's, you know what? Black people love

funeral merch is good. Backward, uh, backward track this and see if we could find his pornography. Can I ask, what's your biggest hit? What, probably the, that's my favorite song is a lesbian song. That's not the, that did nothing. That's the one, uh, that one. Let me ask you a question again.

No, go down one more. Let me ask the question again. What's your biggest hit? Not your favorite song. This is this one. This is good. This is terrible. Nom, Nam.

Kansas City lesbians. I'm a lesbian. And I'm a lesbian. Cizor me all night. I'm a lesbian in my Subaru. Come off the future box. Let the rubber twas as we watch. Britney Greiner.

It's an half-court game And I'm in your WMB There's more Watching your music What you just didn't enjoy it You guys are You guys love lesbians That's why

There's a whole bridge It's a little easy Yeah How long that take to write Probably eight seconds It barely rhymed You just said lesbian things Get a Subaru

And cut your hair really short and there's a shorter version of it too which is just the last part that didn't yeah it's just I'm a lesbian I'm a lesbian all I'm going to do is Can I ask a question? What is your most I'll ask it again what's your most successful

video? Probably Tell me what you're loudest song. They're all loud unfortunately They're all peaking Which one's the most socially conscious What I think Bobby's asking? Answer a question I didn't ask No what's your most popular one?

I would say the Probably the first one that the first black people, this is a black person thing to do, the nail one. That did like $5 million, I think, just on... Are you making money up for that? Yes. Good money? Not yet, but there's...

I'm going to be streaming all day. I'm going to start working with Rumble soon. And, like, so I'm going to start... Because I'm by myself and I started live streaming and people started helping the lyrics. Are you crying out for help right now? Do you want to talk during the day? I have LECA, but she's only got a couple years left.

So let's see what happens. We'll do a rotation of... You're unraveling on live streams? No, I wouldn't say unraveling, but, you know. On live on Instagram? Breakdowns. I'm going to do a Paris Hill. Instagram lives?

Instagram, but, yeah. You keep saying, you're alone. You're alone. I have no friend. Nobody talks. I have no. I'm embellishing. I'm fine.

But I just, actually, I love it, dude. I love working and it's like it's really fun. So it would be nice if, you know, people reach out sometimes. You, as he's staring at Jay. I reach out. He reaches out. Who do you want to reach out? I hang with Josh.

Yeah, you. I'll reach out to you, dude. Jacob. Apaco, everybody in this room. I mean, dude, you know who's really, a lot of the notorious RGA fucking, like, there's a lot of the Bonfire fans are really fucking cool, and they'll send me videos, and so I love a lot of you guys, so. To write songs about?

I was just, dude, it's great. It's just, I'm having fun. It's good, man. Yeah, dude. That's what, I mean. In a lesbian song. It was so good, Christine, the hiccups. She's pinching her nose and drinking water in a corner like a punishment.

What happened? I hate hiccups. I'm sorry. Oh. Bitch got hiccubs. Higgup, hiccubs. Higgup, hiccubs. Hold your breath for a minute and stare at a light.

I did that. The hiccuh, wow, why, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can I use that go. close your nose close your mouth and blow it'll pop your ears put your hand over your mouth and say the N word it used to work for my uncle that's funny I wonder if that did work with hiccups I do appreciate the note if you do it enough you'll stop hiccup it yeah I didn't appreciate the note though my intros are tend to be a little long and so I'm trying my best to cut that I'm like, no, no, no, no.

It's like six, eight counts. Listen, if we cut, uh, I think if we cut off like the first, like two hours, 15, two minutes and 15 seconds. Two minutes, 15 seconds, I think, went to. No, I think that's a little much. Yeah, it was 16 bars. It was a lot. Well, because you needed to hear the acoustic into the kick and then. No, you don't.

We have to start a radio show. We actually, we don't have to start one. We have to end one. I want to catch the opening of the fucking NFL scenes. I really like that. talking about that was a sucker yeah I'm so happy you went funny I think well you know that would have really bum me out of a big game no no no funny you really you really no it was it was you guys when that happened in that moment it was just like that was like I said I felt bad but it was

funny and I think it to make it funny no no but Jay didn't feel bad at all you gave him a fantastic intro yeah he felt great inside fitting of a friend I had to get pushed on stage go dude he said your name did I go I go I went like a I said, I looked at Bobby, I said, put on your hat he meant you to. That's what I said. He meant you to.

And then you saw him behind me and you went, Oh, Bobby. No, no, no, no. In my defense, I was going to do the same thing for Bobby, but you were like, dude, Bobby,

and I was like, and I freaked out and just, like, said it very quickly. How the fuck can I get the blame for this? What? Jay, you know what? That's crazy.

It is your fault. It's your fault, Jay. Just want to make you happy. He gave you this big thing and you came out, woo. No, there was enough time between for Bobby to go,

What the fuck? What about me? You should have done that. Then I would have been, then I would have given the intro, but you guys were already like walking on stage. I wanted you to walk up and then Bobby. What? That's crazy. Well, that's, it's my show, did. That's the way I do the jam.

Well, here's my note for your show. Change it. Josh Adam Myers, you can catch all those songs. Popping off right now on his social media at Josh Adam Myers, M-E-Y-E-R-S. Josh Adam Myers. And get his tour dates over at Josh. at amires.com. Spell the same.

Of course. You know to listen to me and Bobby's other shows. If you get a chance, come see us on the road. We don't do our things at the end. I'm not used to it yet. We just do our guests. Go to the podcast. It's Big J.

And we're going to be live tomorrow. We're going to be live tomorrow. Big J and Bobby Kelly. Thank you, Josh. Josh, good to see you. Back to the Beat Laboratory for you. back to the laboratory. We'll catch you guys tomorrow.