The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Playing Guitar For Wolves

Episode Date: January 23, 2026

Jay has ideas on how Johnny Depp can improve his look after aging badly since he played guitar for wolves in a commercial. | Duff McKagan of Guns n Roses invested early in local companies that became billion-dollar enterprises. | Jordan Jensen is the new Lady Gaga. | Jay revisits the show "The Two Coreys" to reexperience their childish fist fight. That leads him to dive into the movie "Blown Away" where both Coreys simulate sex with Nicole Eggert. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Last for life. Went, wah, wah. Yeah. This guy got laid a lot for how ugly he's always been. It's impressive. Wasn't he, wasn't when he was around, that was good looking? That look was kind of hot back then.

When he was young, he wasn't a bad-looking guy at all, I guess. But he was never great-looking. Dirty punk. Yeah. Was good-looking at one point? You know, they made a CBGB movie. uh once it was so bad

did you watch that ever yeah it was awful was it a series or was it a one one off movie maybe a movie yeah I saw a shitty one off movie about me about 15 years ago right yes and wasn't it yeah it was like me and christine were like first dating I we watched this thing

and it was like the talking head story was in there and but Iggy Pop wasn't the scene with Iggy Pop when the guy goes out there and Iggy Pop's like is there any guys I could have sex with because I've had sex with all the women and it's time to have said and then David Bowie comes up or something and they're like yeah let's go fucking gay off and they just let it was like

some weird overt scene of like it keep popping i guess david bow he just went to go suck each other's dicks i did that it's gang fest last year yeah i know me and zach went and sucked each other off of story wars i drained all the come out of him hey zach dude hey go back to that photo he looks he looks he looks he look go back to the other page you're the first page you're on yeah go back no there right there Oh, my God. Oh, God. Right there.

That, no. Back over. Oh, God. Over one. That one. Right there, doesn't he look like Arnold Schwarzenegger a little bit? Sure. Definitely a Schwarzenegger son.

Doesn't he look like Schwarzenegger? Also, yet again, another person who looks, we were going on Skanks last night with Jordan Jensen, the people she looks like. Never heard of her. She's a comedian. She's killing it right now. Dude, it was actually, I was so happy to see her today because I got to ask her was the day that that came out, that clip of Bradley Cooper.

on Rogan being like she's got it like she's got it but then it's also the funny of like he's like i started filming her and like i got to her profile and i was like i think i was on a star is born it was like lady gaga up there and it's like he's talking about your nose and she was like no i know i know how many times i've heard so funny too she said that he goes and she's so smart she's so smart and he said her mom called her up right away and went you're not that smart that was her response to the video well it's funny because i've heard that thing that little story and i was i was just framing her in and I saw it. I just saw that they got hit. She's like, yeah, I've heard that. I've been watching a lot of

actor interviews and I've heard that little story before. Oh sure, but man, it must feel great to hear it about yourself. Oh my God. It must feel so good. I said she's all over the trailer, dude. Louis said on Rogan, I'll never not do anything with Robert Kelly and I just watched it over and over. I go, I feel so good. I mean, I think it's her way. I mean, They gave her such a bigger role than she... Then his career promonted. But she had such a bigger...

I think she could get, like, offered... Like, this is like now she'll probably start getting offered little things. She was kind of on fire before that. Her comedy was going, and this is blowing her up. I really like her a lot. This is, like, such perfect time. The Netflix special drops, then this is coming out a few months later. This is big.

That's when they called her, I was like, I'm happy to watch you have in this moment. It's a cool moment for her. They call it when timing, luck, and preparation meet, Jay. Yeah. That's called fame. She said when she was watching that, the Bradley Cooper clip yesterday morning,

she was in the park and her exact words, I had to shit my pants, unrelated to the video, which is a weird way to put it, you don't have to shit your pants. You say you have to shit. I've had to shit my pants. But if you don't shit your pants,

it means you didn't have to shit your pants. You are going to shit your pants. That's not what she said. Okay. So she had to. But then she goes, so she found a place to go and went, there was no toilet paper.

Was it a bum's chest? Yes. She said she wet a tissue box like the cardboard and balled it up and took a wet ball and waked her ass with that. Was she American Indian? While Bradley Cooper is saying she's got it. That's what I love about Jordan, though. The first time I had her on YKWD, she was literally 20 minutes late.

And I'm like, I don't even know her. Someone told me I've got to have her on. She's cool. And she rolls in. And I'm like, what the fuck? She goes, sorry. I was fucking this dude, and I was banging, so I apologize. I was like, sit down, lady.

I fucking love it. That's the greatest answer ever. She just came out, she was just boning some dude at our apartment. Yeah, tell me if I nail this right now. We sang this last night on Skanks. Do me favor. Get to the end, get to the after Lady Gaga's verse. Tell me if I don't nail this exactly.

Turn my monitors up, Blue? Thank you. Turn up my cans? They just panting them on turning things up. Oh Ah Yeah Now

You can sub it for a second You can sub it hard I'm going to say Do I kill it? I'm going to say no But you didn't make it rain What? I think it's raining outside right now

You want to take a shot at it? Now we fight white men Dude We fight white men Comanche chief Pono Bobby play your little fun games But I saw you have to look

Over your glasses To make sure Lady Gavvy was in this room. You thought I was surprising with Lady Gaga and she's ghost singing me in the back. I'll tell you the second time

was a little better than the first. I think you need a little warm up. You just went in cold. Yeah, I mean, I need a swig of water. Take a swig of water and do a little

fall la-laz. Here we go. With that reverb. Hey, A-I-O-U, A-I-O-U, what was the Corey-Fum one?

Ay, I-A-I-A-A-A-S sometimes why. Play that backwards. Corey Haim was raped Her mom is fuck His mom, Corey Hake's mom is going at him hard now I guess right Is that's the newer stuff again

She's like, yo shut the fuck up about my son She hates him so much I would too if you were just fucking She's like you make my son's whole legacy That he got butt fucked fucked you keep telling people We got butt fucked it's like you don't even mention movies You've done together anymore You're just like, I knew Corey Hame, but fucked.

Claims that... Oh, that's right. I forgot. Now he said that he molested him. She's like, yo, will you fuck off already? How are you still alive? You can't molest the kid your same age. That's just fooling around.

What I think? By the way, you're absolutely right. Malest. Yeah. The same fucking age. Yeah, a piece of shit. You date off with your friends. Yeah, man.

Come on. It's just what guys do. Yeah, that's what we do. He molested me. He placed my man. mouth on his penis. Look at my dick, dude. It's like rock hard right now. And then he convinced me

to bob my head up and down. His penis was in my mouth. Why don't we just touch each other or something? Oh my God. Judy Hame calls Feldman a disgusting human being after learning of his claims which appear in his Corey of Feldman v. the World documentary. The documentary was directed by Marcy Hume.

Scrollout. And now I'm saying that he molested him while they were doing the lost boys, which is like right when they met. Yeah, right when he's saying out of the gate. He's saying right out of the gates, this kid was like, yo, it's fuck. He's like, oh, I don't want to fuck.

He goes, do you know any guys that will fuck me then? Yes, okay. He just portray him as like maniacally gay at that age. You know, like something. Next level. You need years of gay to be maniacally gay. You can't just come out of the gay. Nobody has those superpowers.

That's how he says. He's always needing gay. stuff. I saw a little bit of the documentary. This is the mom, Hames' mom. I saw a little bit of it and I spoke to the director, Marcy. I told her that I'm not going to pay a penny

for it, but somebody actually recorded it on the phone and sent it to me. All right. And I said, wow, okay. Feldman spoke a lot and he said that my kid molested him and I just, I couldn't believe it. I think he's disgusting human being. I think he really needs help. This is what I think. I know he needs help because he's hiding behind

my kid to stay relevant and I think that's what he's doing I think that what he's doing is beyond any friend he's calling himself a friend what friend what friend does what he does what friend they were not friends period he's taking advantage of someone that cannot respond they were lovers he can go to hell so it was a little deeper than friends you can go to hell as far as I'm concerned do they suck each other off to this song did you see and then I saw a thing today the I think it was the Jim in them podcast those guys are great they just cover this the gym and them jim and them podcast what's the jim and them podcast it's like a cori feldman only podcast oh i thought norton had a new podcast

jim and they he can't mention anthony obey in it i see i heard about this but then i was i was feeling angry because i don't know them so maybe it's great but we this was our thing first and now i feel like this is Yeah, but they're doing a... They're just that. They're just Corey Thumbman. I don't know. When you say you're angry, can you just say I was feeling normal?

It's really funny. It's, um, do they, do other stuff too? Maybe I just catch the stuff from the algorithm of, uh... It says Rick Flavor would go down, but then it's like, uh... Yeah, no, it's more Corey. Yeah, it's mostly Corey Phelman and stuff. But they're great. I think they've asked me to come on before.

I should try to work out something, pop on a Zoom with them or something. But they cover it great. They said we did a fluff interview with, Marcy. Really? They were like, I guess you won't go on their shows. They were like,

they were having a softball interview. Well, because we did get a, we did to get a pre-phone call. She was a little nervous. And I think, but you said, I called you,

because you did the pre-phone call? Yeah, I did it? And I said, do I go, did she fucking hit us with a bunch of can't say and don't, and she just goes, she goes, I don't know enough

about, right? She just didn't know about enough about us. I don't want to speak, frankly, about drug stuff that I don't know that I didn't see. Well, she has to be careful

what she says because she's being sued and then I said well we'll ask you stuff and if it's something you can't talk about just say I can't talk about it she's like okay fine yeah yeah yeah and then we give a then we just gave a softball interview and then we just did a softball I loved it

I loved it that's great is we did softball what was there to argue about though I mean it is what the film speaks for but I will tell you this Cory Feldman can't wait he was so he's so happy Corey Haymes dead because in something I was watching of theirs today talking about,

they go back to on the show, the tale, the two Corrie's. They got into a fight one, like a physical fight once. Yeah. And Corey Hame, I fucking is tossing Corey Phelma. He's like, he's like, tell him he's like, you don't want to fucking do this with me, man. And Corey Phelman is getting dragged around the room by his lapels of his stupid middle afternoon of a weekday suit

he's wearing for no reason. Yeah, but it's a way. Why are you dressed like this on a Tuesday? It was in the kitchen. too, which is stupid. You never want to fight your friend in the kitchen. In front of his wife, right? Well, no, here's what happened.

Corey Haim calls Corey Feldman's wife a dumb bitch. Yeah. And then Corey Phelman goes, don't talk about my wife, man. And then Corey Ham just tosses him around the kitchen for a little bit. In front of his wife and his wife, she's going, stop it. Stop it now.

Stop it. She wishes in... She wishes in hindsight so much. She just let Corey Ham beat up Corey Feldman that. I should have let him beat the shit out of you in that kitchen, you fucking jerk off. There's a new clip. I guess.

Marcy release, it's so funny the rehearsing for the tour, a new extended clip where he's like, but-da-p-oh. Oh, he does the sounds. No, you have to land on my chah! Like, when I go,

you have to hit that crash. Oh, it's for the ga-g-gag-gag-gag-g-g-g-g-g-g-you. You think none of us have lived through that with you on a live show? I'm just saying it spoke to me, Bobby. right there. I want you to go. Christine, did you find the fight

in a six hour 15? No, no, no. I was going to give you such props? I'm looking, but somebody put the entire series up in one video. I will watch that. I will absolutely watch it on a weekend. Maybe this weekend. In one video. I, man, I'll get pulled down for it, but I would live stream watching the two Corries. That would be great, but I'll get pulled. Isn't there a rule, though, that's like 20 seconds, and then you have to talk,

and then 20 seconds, and then you talk? I'll be lucky if I make 20 seconds, not off. I'm just saying I would love to do it, but I think they pulled me up. I watched a Chris Hansen thing once and they shut me down. It's called the Big J Law. Can I just watch your license? Can I just watch your monetized stuff and monetize it myself by laughing at it? Here it is.

Here it is. You're saying I can't do that. Okay. First of all, he had such a normal, when I watched this, I was like, Corey Feldman has such a beautiful normal life. Look at that. They have apples in the middle. The kitchen is nice. Listen, because he, whether they were, Corey Feldman.

Corey Feldman may have been sober this time. It's very possible he will. I think I know he's going like in and out. Yeah, he's got a button-down shirt. I mean, granted, there's little hint of dragons going up the front. For sure. But... There's a hint of dragon. That was when he was just getting into it.

His pockets definitely have upside-down crosses on them. Even when you think there's no flare, it's there. Oh, there's flare there. Don't you worry. But here's the thing. He may be sober at this point. So the show does catch why he looks so normal is because Corey Haim is spiraling. at this point. He's way fucked up on drugs. He married this normal, quote-unquote, woman.

No. Well, she was, they had a, they had a... She's a porn slut. Not then, right? Playboy girl. Or he met her to playboy, dude. He only meets him at the Playboy Mansion. Dude, he is hilarious.

That's what I meant. I met Don there. She's doing hors d'oeuvres. You want a little pig in a blanket, you cock sucker? You see her now? She's hilarious now, yeah. You've seen Dawn lately.

No, this girl now is... She's all tatted up. She's beat up. She beat up. Yeah, she's Tampa. Susie. She's hot, though. It was Susie Feldman.

Biggest here fully naked, which is nice, but she was young. Yeah, she's really hot. She's hot. Oh, yeah, no doubt hot. So, again, this show was like, well, they both agreed to it, so I don't feel bad for Corey Haim on the show. But, like, it's definitely his thing trying to exploit.

Oh, please, play. You found the fight, please. This is so good. You don't want this, man. Pause it for a second. Of course. Jacob, admit the one thing. I don't know whose house they're in.

That's a nice wolf range, am I right? It looks wolf. Maybe Viking. I like either one. I'm beginning to be more of a wolf man than a Viking. Interesting, but you won't come to my house to see my wolf. Wow. I would.

You didn't show up when you were invited. I don't like the soprano tile. The backsplash, the soprano backslash. It's a little, it's a little, gaudy, but I don't mind it. Such a guinea thing. It's of the time, though. Yeah. I don't know. I said Anthony Coombe had a mansion, but it just sucked because he just

had these big, stupid Italian. Hey, why is your kitchen a fucking Roman bath? Yeah, yeah. I remember he had really long curtains and then mini curtains at the top. I'm like, who bought those? He was fucking idiot. Are people about to come out and blow bubbles into my tub with fucking long horns? I don't

know if this is their house or this is the house they shot in. Yeah, they might just give them a place. I believe this is the house they shot it. No, this was their house at the time. I think he lived in Canada. He lived in Canada. This was shot in Canada. He lived in Canada.

And he was, he had like a semi-normal life at that time. Feldman? Yeah, and this is probably a... Wait, Feldman moved to Canada? I think this was shot... I believe this was in Canada. It may be shot in Canada,

but I think what Jacob's saying, I don't know if anything of their house that may just put him in a place to film the show. There's too many things around that are like personal. This is the kind of magic we would have had on a fucking... I forget what the show is even going to be called now. But you guys out in the woods? What were we calling it?

Three The odd throuple The odd thruple Yeah the odd thruple would have worked great Because this kind of things would happen Oh my God When fucking Lou Lou would

Or you would have said something shitty about Lou's wife And then we would laugh When you were tossing Lou Around the kitchen together Hey shut the fuck up Lou Shut the fuck up

You don't want this with me man You don't want this with me man You fuck's with the wrong boo man Especially if he was in the tiny house You'd be fighting in the living room kitchen dining room we should get them up there and have them film it in the winter so there's nowhere to go they just have to stay inside you know the odd thruple it still has to happen by the way bobby i think

this is anytime you see the perfect fruit uh arrangement in on the counter i don't buy it oh yeah and that's my thing it's a set it's definitely designed for sure now wait a second Now that we're saying something Can we revisit something real quick? I hate to jump subjects And I swear to you We're talking about Christine's comedy Um

Yeah we really We're coming up today Every complaint You had For DJ Lou For being the problem being like you and DJ Lou We're going to go at it in the woods like that He is eliminated from his life

100% of those things No more booze, no more smoking Weed nothing He's a sober guy You guys might connect No no now that's true Now I'm saying I'm 100%

problem. Agreed. Yes, that's right. It's you. Yes. You can have our loft space. No, I'm going to mentally make myself insane. And that's where the funny happens.

Yeah. But you're not going to... But you can't have any of these anymore. Everything was Lou was going to smoke and he's going to smoke inside and blah blah blah. None of that. It's all gone. None of that. There's no smoking. This guy will do jigsaw puzzles with you all night if you want. I even exercise now. He even exercises now.

I have bands up there. You can use the bands. Yeah. I got bands up there. We got a little deck. You can sit out on. It's me now. You can have the, you can have me.

You can have me. That means it was you always. And you were blaming Lou. No, no, no. I always, it was me and it was Lou. Now it's just me. I never said it was just Lou. Lou would have always done it.

I always said I would have made Lou insane. Come on. dude come on poor black glue is good with everybody nobody has a problem see you don't want him there because he's exactly we want no i'll tell you why because of my neighbors no because he does i told me it's 2026 jacob no one cares but that much anymore my neighbors are cool man he gets me to do stuff they're gonna throw on boat keys once in a while and say bring it around for me but they there's no valet there's no valet a fucking marina lose to good at what he does,

which is making everyone come together and have a good time. He'll make me do stuff that, you know, I don't want to do this, but you know, I'm kind of liking it. No, Jacob, you're telling the show's, you're showing the show's trajectory right now. Right.

You're going to be in it. He's getting you guys going, but eventually, oil will hit water. Yes. And you guys will clash, and it will be fantastic. This is the real comedy camp I wanted to make. Black League has some fun.

This is comedy camp, too. You had the players right here in the room, Bobby. I know. Yeah. I think if Christina's going to help us with hotels this time around for Skankfest, we might as well get an Airbnb and live this odd thruropable dream, you know, we're going to look to stay longer this time around anyway. Buddy, we get, we get...

But I want to be like a railroad-style apartment where no one has a lot of their own space. We get it in the ninth ward. Where there's still water damage. Yeah. You guys are going to stay in Little Wayne's childhood home. You bet to get batty, batting, ratty, Jacob. I can't believe Jacob wasn't... I'm so happy Jacob wasn't one of the people who got drugged by bikini girls and robbed and left naked in a car.

I love that just a thing down there. That's insane, man. Huh? That's crazy. Anybody will take a drink from a girl in a bikini. Yeah. Listen, I'll be honest, I would have been got by that. Yeah if I thought a girl was like affiliated with the bar and like we're giving that shot I mean I may have just if it was like you know if they were like it's Yeager Meister I would just not do it because it's Yeager might but if they were just like oh their little rum shots or whatever to get everybody like I would have been like yeah sure I wouldn't have thought anything about you pink Louis Vuitton underwear and a guy

Dude the worst thing the worst thing about being robbed and left naked would be being naked for sure I would not even be thinking about everything I've lost I'll be thinking of it's the least amount of people seeing my little winger How do you take your gloves Do they leave the glove? I put the glove over my wiener

I got to put it over my balls too so it stays That's the worst part of anything That's the worst part of an accident I don't want to get into a car accident Because I don't want to be on the side of the road where they have to rip my clothes off To save my life. Buddy, I think I said it's Naim Ali,

comic from Philly, is so funny that Lewis gave me one of his jokes third hand once, and the concept is so funny that, he's like, if you took the toughest big dude, you know, and he's like, just go over to him, he goes, he's the scariest guy you know. He's like a shug knight dude, he goes, just lift his shirt up a little bit,

and he goes, hey man, come on! What do you do? He goes, dude, if you shoot, he goes, if you shoot a fat guy, and he's laying on the ground, the last thing is he goes, make sure the police pull my shirt down. It's the worst.

And he goes, make sure the police, make sure they pull my shirt down before they get here. It's the worst feeling. That's so funny in a matter what, it goes,

yo, if you really get a furious fight with someone, they just went overlifted your shirt. He goes, what are you doing, man? Come on now. When I get up on the plane, sometimes my shirt is bunched up in the back

and my side fat, I can feel the air and it's just an immediate, like pull my dress down. I feel from shuffling around on planes that my pants are coming down here. halfway my ass and just not want anybody to see it. I just try to do, I've mastered like in-seat

moves like, yeah, like trying to just like get my ass up a little bit enough to pull them up a little tiny bit and then I feel like I pull my shirt up. Yeah, that's how they build the pyramids. Yeah. Same noises for sure. Bhop! Let's watch this fight. Also, Corey Feldman

Corey Feldman is a twat though. I mean, I know they're encouraging this from production on something, but there is a point where this is going on. If you guys are funny, you'd be like, yo, I'll talk to him. You beat it. Like, go in the other room.

But to sit there while she's, like, jawing back forth, I'm just going like, oh. Oh, I hate this kind of stuff. That's a mean thing to say, though, to say, yeah, we're a team and you don't have a team. That just hurts. Right. I love how people when they fight, they immediately turn ghetto. You want to step? You want to step?

They just start using words they've never used before. You fucking with the wrong one, son? You fucking with the wrong one? You go, Jay, you're 50. I know. I'm hyped, though. I know. I do sound dumb, don't I.

You ain't the one or the two, motherfucker. You don't want to smoke! You know what never said that in my life before. You don't want to smoke, son! You don't want to smoke! Who am I? It's something inside of every guy, just some tough gang member. Or you find yourself doing something like this?

Yeah. Uh-huh. You try to look crazy-eyed. All completely planned. Yeah, what are you going to do, dude? What are we going to do, dude, huh? This is every man's nightmare Your wife having to save you

And you don't want it, but you need it Once Corey Haim gets super serious back, dude, Corey Phelma just spends the whole time going Just like chin up like, say what you're saying Please let me finish Please let go of my lapels You're bending my dragons You're putting folds in my embroidered dragons

But she immediately realized that Her husband's got to get his ass kick She ran oh. Babe, please, I'm five foot three. As soon as he goes at him, Corey just pushes him against the sink and she runs right over. He's taller than him wife has to come save him.

Tall than both of them. The tallest person in the house at 5-7? She could probably fuck both of them up. Both y'all stop for a knock both y'all to fuck out. That would have been a great one. If they all fought and they fucked at the end. That would be great. She just grabs their both.

It caught guys. Listen, settle down. I don't know. The two Corrie's never gave Nicole Egert the biz together in that movie, right? They fucked her both. Separately. That was such a great movie. I know. Now, can I ask you? Who would you rather be?

Okay, because I'm only remembering two sex scenes from this in my mind, from each. Would you rather have done the Corey Haim one where you're going face-to-face with, I can only assume some sort of covered, but you're face-to-face with her fucking young, hot Nicole Egert box? Or would you rather the scene where you get to look up because Corey Feldman, she was on top of him? in a bed and she was like fully naked riding him. I remember the box one made an impression on me. Of course. I did.

I did the on top. Nicole Eggard was. I'm saying for filming purposes. I do on top. Also though, the thing about going down and doing the box eating scene though is you don't have to be naked. You don't have your wing wang and a sock? Yes. Yeah, that's embarrassing.

It sucks. I do that. So I change my mind. So I think the post eating scene for that reason alone, you get all boxed. but you have no embarrassment. Other than you're like, oh, isn't this weird that I'm down here? I said this before, but I was on the, when I did the pilot for FX and my wife had a ride me and I had one of those socks on. But it kept, she kept rubbing it off because my ding-dong was just going inside my body.

It's the worst. They made me wear like a nude underwear thing for a thing Z-Rock once. And again, never even got showed or anything like that. It was just, it had to go low enough that they put this on. And again, you're in the back, like, jerking your dick trying to make it look regular soft instead of terrified of the world and preparing for, I guess, a nuclear blast?

Do you guys have those balloons that they make... They're going to fallout shelter in my gun? Do you have the balloons that they make a dog out of, like those little... You have to blow up and then just put it on the top and let it suck back down? Can someone shrink wrap this for me? I remember Andrew Schultz had to do a nude scene

and they put a sock on him. Boy, did he not need. Woof, that wing-wang was big. jumped out of a closet and his shawang he's got a big piece he filled that whole sock up looked like a fucking old lady's leg and a nylon i'm sorry i'm just wondering if we can go through one day without you talking about how great andrew shultz's cock is he's just i know you don't do it on air every day but dude at least a text a day i mean it's getting out of hand you know look everybody admires somebody dude ask him to take you on the road and stop complimenting his dick

every single day i have he's not answering is he no he's not answering you're still calling the show flagrant too Go back. Yeah, look at this. You get to pull her panties off. Okay. Feel her bum bum. That's a nice one.

Now, she's got something. It doesn't look like she has anything on, but let's say she does. This is great. Now go to the Feldman one. She saw it. Yeah, she was something, huh? She was something. So pretty.

And like all of them, they just became a fat turd. I think this is all the sex scenes. Yeah, get to them. Or there. There was one with her. Get to where she finally fucks. This might be all the haim ones. Oh, what's that?

The whole movie. Sweat, Bobby. Oh, all right. This might be her with Feldman then, right here. That makeup artist just made jizz on her shoulder. Yeah, it is. That's not. This is where you get surprised.

No. I'll find it. What the fuck? Is it just him? She fucks Corey Feldman, too, in the movie. But he gets dirty. He's... He fucks her the whole movie.

Right. That's the big thing. Look at his little tiny weird nipples that are too close together. It's such a poorly written movie. It's just such a good, after or like a late night your mom watched a movie. Like the flim flam of a core you goes, I know we're brothers, but I would never like to you. Like in one of those like, you know, the tell and reveal of everything. I've been planning this for weeks.

But, I mean, I watched it 500 times to smack cock to these scenes. I never seen this. Blown away? She's smoking. Never seen it. It's exception. Just cable. Just on cable.

Smoking hot. I mean, really hot. No, you understand why. God gave her cancer? Yeah. None of it makes any sense. Eventually, you must pay the price for that beauty. You must pay the price for being that pretty...

Yeah, her life was so great for so long. I don't know why she doesn't look as hot at 54. I can't understand. It drives me nuts. The cancer taking her hair away, that really does. Now, before the cancer, dude, she ballooned up. Yeah, she did. She became a mom.

Yeah. That's what happens. Yeah. A real oof. But Hollywood's the best. You just say, why don't we make a movie where we bang Nicole Egger at the whole movie? You mean the 80s?

Literally, 90s. Ladies, there's no plot to this. Ladies are really 90s. It's what they do with Alyssa Malano. They go, guys seem like Los Alano. Let's just throw her enough money that she's willing to get fucked and do some lesbian. She don't know. By a vampire.

In a movie that means absolutely nothing about nothing. And you wonder why. There's no beginning, middle, or into that movie. There's no plot. There's just three scenes of Alyssa Malano's tits, you hope. That's all anybody's ever seen. It's so funny. And they wonder why they raised a bunch of massage.

Pogynistic pieces of shit. Oh, dude. We were raised on T&A. Every movie had T&A. We jerked off to every movie. We saw tits and everything. Dude, I spilled all over my house to this movie. I've never seen it.

I'm going to try to do it at 55. There's like 50 sex scenes, it seems. Wow. It's just nonstop. The hottest chick to a teenager at that time. She's smoking. Oh, there you go. You got to remember.

She's coming off a fucking, that's a pretty good scene. For Corey Felddog, I envy this one Oh God, he's overacts in a sex scene He's the worst actor My lord Oh, what is he?

Is he fighting her or fucking her? Is it in? He had the same face when he fought for Corey Ah, you're in me! This one's complete shadow, you can't see her I'm talking about the filming process Not talking about the jerk-offleness of the scene She is a good long dick ride

She pulled the back up though The little robe in the back For sure Listen, for the camera shot This is not the hottest scene. I'm saying, which seems like you prefer to shoot. Is it,

am I old because I'm like, I really like those lamps, those lamps on the side of the bed? Yes. I really do like those. You are. That is because you're old, yeah. I remember she said on an interview,

maybe it was Howard, that Corey, Corey Haim was dating her, but he was so out of his mind. He proposed to her, and she just laughed. Really? She thought it was great.

The idea of marrying her was ridiculous. This chick was a problem everywhere she went. But if you imagine, again, this is always where they come from. You're fresh off of enjoying her. This whole movie's fucking. You're fresh off enjoying it is. Every other scene is sexy. I swear to God.

How did I miss this? How did I miss this? I don't know. God damn. I have this movie poster on a t-shirt. Yeah. Really? What scene?

On a hoodie. Just the movie poster. But they, yeah, man, this was great when it came out. I hate when they show guy ass in movies because they always have that they always show the hair just the dark guy ass crack I don't see that I see the dense

but you know they didn't want Can you back up this fight a little bit I do want to see when he grabs him again starts tossing around us Look at his face How much he does not want to fight this guy He's like I was talking shit You're real

You're being real It's two seconds ago He was gonna beat the shit on him and they realized, oh, I can't. Hey, I don't know what's going on with you two, but I'm sick of it. Yeah. I'm done.

That's quite enough. Hey, I'm done with you. You guys either have to fight or fuck. You guys got to work this out. Give me a little seconds here. He goes, after that, he came back and tried to suck my dick. You think that's the worst part. Is that when they fooled around?

Right there, that photo up top, right? Yeah, is what he's saying. Lost Boys' time. No. A nice little fool around. They look like they should be sucking each other off in that movie. A little bandana. Oh.

Well, I mean, they really, the character of Sam that Corey Hayme played, I mean, they do stuff like this to be funny in the movie, like the people who made the movie, but the message it sends. I don't know if you remember in his bedroom next to his bed was a poster of Rob Lowe showing his stomach. It's like Roblo with his hair showing his stomach. It's one of the funniest things. I have that in my office. I know. What's wrong with him? But you have it there unironically.

Yes. You have that as a goal. It's signed. I'm going to get down the Robb. I signed Robb's name. Somebody only did it. But yeah, there was a Roblo poster in his bedroom. That's all.

So funny because Roblo doesn't even have abs. It's just like this thin stomach. No, yeah. It's just being a hot boy. He's being a hot thin boy. Yeah. He's got a poster of a hot, thin boy Roblo in his room for no reason. I have mentioned this before.

He's my spirit animal because he's retained his. youthful look for so long. Roblo? It's over. It's gone. It's done. It's over. Yeah, he's getting serious.

They all hit it. It happens to everybody. It did. It happened to him. Tommy Lee, somewhere when he kind of fell out of the public eye. That's why he didn't make a big deal when his wife was just aggressively trying to fuck a different musician from that guy from falling in reverse. She was trying to fuck him behind Tommy Lee's back and then find out she was getting catfished.

So it blew up. And Tommy Lee just went, it's fine. We'll stay here. It's fine. He was just like, can nobody interview me, please? I don't want you to see my fucking freaky face. He looks crazy now. Yeah, he looks good looking into his 50s.

Vince Neil looks fucking nuts. He fucked up. He got a facelift 20 fucking years ago now, 20 some years ago. He did it. He's an idiot. That was done. Tommy Lee just looked good for a long time. Roblo's gone.

Nicky's gone. Nicky's gone. The whole crew, Nikki Six is done too. He looks like shit now. Yeah, he looks like shit. But he still probably looks like, he looks the most normal. He got Mick Maugh. Out of the four?

Well, you can't include Mick Mars. He's been dead for 37 years. Mick Mars looks exactly the same. He does. That's true. He's held it together. He always looked crazy horrific. Yeah, he looked dead when he started the band.

Remember Lucian who used to run the comic strip? Yeah. He looked like Lucian, yeah. He used to lose a finger every once in a while. Yeah, he did. And he just showed up with more gloves. Yeah, he had leather gloves. With flappy fingered gloves.

Yeah, one of them. one of them would be loose and then he'd come back and there'd be too loose little fingers if it was windy he was like oh it's impossible they're flipping backwards yeah he had to stuff like the scarecrow he had to put more hay in his finger

when he passed me he ate soup with gloves on and told me that I sound like a negro comedian he was great he goes you have the energy of a negro or Hispanic comedian so I can use you late night thank you

it's an accurate tip you have the energy of a negro Wabbledy dabbley dauby. It don't cost nothing. I would add John Stamos finally looks kind of old now. He was the other one I was thinking of.

Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp hit a wall hard. That trial fucked Johnny Depp up. It put him... He's already pretty fucked up, but they can clean him up. They can get him together enough to look weird, but still like

what he's supposed to be and like, you know, he's playing guitar for wolves for a Savage commercial. and then fat came in. And then fat just came in the play. That's what happened. You got that fat neck. The fat neck in the chipmunk cheeks.

And that's just when it's, oh. You see the old, and again, that's just a booze bag. It's just somebody who drinks at times. It's almost like the last pirate movie he just never came out of. I'm telling you, but it's booze. If he got genuinely clean and sober, Johnny Depp, I bet he would look pretty good for it. He'd get another four or five years. He'd have to get all new teeth, though.

He just let his teeth roll. Did he? Did he? Did he go, yeah. Did you ever see his teeth? They're, they just rotted out. Did they? Yeah.

That doesn't not make sense to me. Yeah, he's gone. But I mean... Yeah, he's not gonna put the ones that the photos we're talking about on his... A stunning human being though at one point. Stunning. Stunning. I mean, gorgeous.

And cool looking pretty deep into life. And now he's not, dude. You got to look. You see the eyes. He's done himself with... He lived too hard. Yeah. If he had gotten old like that,

If he just went old? What is that? That's him if he just went gray and let it go. Oh, it's just from a movie, though. That's him. Yeah, he would look good like that. He would look great like that. Yeah, that should be Savage.

Yeah. I'd buy fucking shit from that guy. That would be a great foray into his old age look. Yeah. That's the problem is they don't want to get old. I know. I understand it. That's like Sean Conner, he got better looking as he got older.

Thank you, Bago. I get it. I get it. I don't know. I've had these conversations that make me laugh hard where I'm like, Is there a time where I go like these jeans are a little young for me? Like I don't know. Yeah, it was four years ago.

Probably. Probably. Do you want to look like this or like this? That. I like that. I like gray distinguishing. I can't pull that off, I don't think. You could pull that off.

No. Yeah, if you grew your hair a little bit and you let you let it go gray, you could pull that off. But you're actually, you don't die anything. So you're not, you're not like gray like this yet. You don't, you don't put medicine. Listen, no, that's great. For hair color? Yeah.

No, look how gray I have on the size. No, it's not that bad. It's not great. I don't have any on top really. That's gray. Dude, I went gray at 32. Oh, yeah, my hair looks like his. I would let it go great.

What I hate about my beard is that it's like, if it was more gray would be fine. Yeah, with mine. And I don't want to do it, but I'm also not going to dye it black or brown or whatever. So it's like I leave it so I don't dislike the gray in my beard. I just don't like that it's like gray and the night. gray at all here do you know I mean it's like it's it's patchy I don't like that aren't they coming out with something that will reverse gray hair I just right about that they have something about keeping the pigment yeah there's something

that coming out would you take that and go full they reverse it it says or does it it'll stop it from happening further I think it's reverse it I thought it was reverse too I don't know it's all kinds of shit I would you would yeah sure why not I mean it's like dangerous it doesn't mean that much to me yeah if it was it was It feels like it's completely safe, everything's fine. Like, yeah, sure. Yeah, but stuff that's dangerous, just like, is it will hurt you having a baby or stuff?

I don't take it. Oh, I don't give a shit about that. Yeah, thank God. Yeah. Start leaving cream pies, you know? I thank you. Cream pie. No, it's okay.

It's okay, I take that gray reversal medicine. It's when people like, there's certain, even comics, too, that don't want to get old. And they just keep doing shit to their face. It's like, dude, just go old. old. You can, comics can be old. Comics, we can get, we, that's the greatest part about a comic. We can get old. We can just, just stay our age and it doesn't matter. You stay your age, but you don't also want to be like, again, that's person to person. You don't want to be gross,

you're on camera so much. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I know. It was like, but, you know, a lot of, a lot of black comics, they die, they're here. They won't go gray. Yeah, it is funny when you see it. And when you see it does go gray, you go, wow, it doesn't look a different. from person completely. Yeah, when I visited Patrice in the hospital and he was passing away. He had a beard and he was gray. All gray's hair.

Hair. Wow. Gray. He used the medicine, baby. Really? Yeah. So funny. He had that medicine.

Keith, medicine. Look at his sink. It's all black from the dye because he can't clean it. Just splatters a black pan in a shower. You need two hands to clean that. It looks like a Pollock. Looks like a Pollock painting in his fucking thing. Oh!

Oh, can't rinse it off. I should point out, Johnny Depp banged all my favorite crushes when I was a kid. David Bowling. He had Winona Ryder and her prime. It was my number one. Winona Ryder Prime is your number one? Number one? I have to say in the 80s, it was either her or Cheryl and Fen, but I'm going to go with Winona.

Sherilyn Finn is leaps and bounds more attractive than Winona Ryder. I don't know if you remember how hot Juanona was. Like, now you're thinking stranger things, maybe. No, no, I remember Winona. She was cute. No, she was definitely cute back in the day. But who's the girl that was in, fuck.

What was that movie with Christian Slater and John Travolta? Broken Arrow. Broken Arrow. She was in Pump Up the Volume, too, wasn't she? Samantha Morton. I don't know. something like she was cute too yeah she was in a I mean Cheryl and Finn

I love Sherilyn Finn it's a fucking bomb show yeah but bring up any picture of Winona Ryder and make it look better than that to me it won't happen she fell off too well oh she's a big girl now she was on she's a mom she was on psych an episode of psych didn't they do is it a Twin Peaks episode

or something did Twin Peaks episode and she was in it she was still kind of hot but it was like she's pretty still Cheryl Lynn the hottest playboy I still have her playboy so the only playboy I have is Cheryl Finn's good that's a really That's not what she looked like on a day-to-day at all.

Give us a picture of her. Also, oh, man, come on. She's kidding. She's hot. She's hot. She was hot. But also, I hate to bring this up. But so our Dan lunch, he told us that...

First of all, you could have... This broke my heart, actually. It's not good news. You could have just said Dan. You'd have to say our Dan lunch. Well, it's a thing. Yeah, it's over. Well, Dan said...

I bet he also calls it to Dan lunch. I got to take these guys with a day and lunch. Yeah. He said that she dated Jamariquai, and he's in an interview, he said that he had to break up with her because all she wanted to do was fuck. Like, she wouldn't stop trying to fuck him. Poor guy. Oh, it is annoying.

It is annoying. When a girl wants to fuck all the time. Oh, my gosh, I'm trying to fuck all the time. That made me mental. I did it a couple girls who are like, as soon as you done fucking, you're ready again? I'm like, no, I won't be ready until tomorrow. I'm a one and done. Even in my young 20s, I didn't like to, I like to build it, build it, build it, do it, and then done.

I think new pussy you can go a couple times now? I could have, but I didn't like it. I got to do all this shit. I didn't like it. You got to do all this kissing shit again? I can, but I hate it. Yeah, sure, I can. She's very hot.

She was very, very hot for sure. Yeah, come on. Yeah, she was... It's always the short hair that makes her... She needed long hair. Less hot. She needed long hair, which is the thing. And I don't know about Cheryl and Fen, needed long hair or not, maybe. But I'm saying Cheryl and Fen just naturally a far sexier woman.

I liked her. I liked her in short hair. Yeah, but she didn't look her best. She always looked her best. Her natural cans were the best. Her cans are spectacular. Yeah, because it was like back... Winona's natural cans.

Yeah, you're right. She's hotter than Cheryl and Finn. right. No, Sherry. I mean, that's just ridiculous. I covet this one playboy. That's ridiculous. From Sherilyn Finn. Yeah, she is 100% above. Look at the butt. Look at her eyes. She was so hot. Oh, God. God, she was smoking. She really, did she marry someone rich? I don't think so. Really? I don't know. She's so hot. She should probably be doing better in her life than I bet she is. She's probably doing real good. You think? This is just people, Johnny Depth throws away when he's done. She's got to be somebody in the business.

That's her ex-husband. Oh, it's an ex. Oh, yeah. I tell you who did good. Who did the best, the chick from less than zero. She's the richest woman. Jamie Gertz? Richest woman in the world?

The fact, it's she's, I just saw a thing like I was watching a lost boys thing in there. Like, yeah, but she went on. Her husband, it's billionaire for sure. She's a billionaire. I don't know if it's a richest person in the world, but she's the richest woman. He owns the. Not her, not him, her. They.

It's off of something. It's off of his business, though. But it's her business. But with him. Hey man, don't be such a misogynist. I'm being a misogynist. She jumped in on the business, but they own, like, or at least he, it's the Atlanta Hawks. And, like, a basketball team and, like, a bunch of other stuff like that.

But she owns something, too, right? Look it up. I think she owns her own thing. She probably started some little stupid fucking thing. Her necklaces. Project or something, yeah. Yeah. Wait, Cheryl Finn.

Sorry, she's looking up her husband. Jamie Gertz. Jamie Gertz. Yeah. She does beadwork. That must be a great feeling. To just be an actress and then before you fall off,

just become a billionaire and never have to do it again. That's why I love. Every time you see Duff McCagan performing a show, you're like, that guy wants to perform music. That guy's dad made him a fucking gazillionaire

where you never had to worry about it. They go, go get clean from drugs. I have a bazillion dollars waiting for you. Because he invested in Apple or something like that? It was Starbucks was one of them, early Yahoo. It was like early internet and Earl like

because you know Guns Roses came out he's like so 87 he gets his fucking money he put it all in stuff like exactly Apple I don't know about if you could look that up right yeah it's like Starbucks and I'm King yeah Starbucks for sure was wrong because I remember that's always the thing

he did some interview where he mentions that it's like oh yeah Starbucks has done really wonderful for me my dad put like you know my check from use your illusion to into into Starbucks it says in 1994 100,000 was put into

three small Seattle area companies Starbucks, Microsoft, and Amazon. That's a time machine wish. That's a time machine wish. Are you out of your mind? That's his dad. His dad did it, I think. Wow.

Look, three small Seattle. I think he always said his dad. His dad understood money, so his dad was like, do this. He goes, before you spend any of this, he goes, take this and go do drugs and whores. Give me this. And let me put this here. And it fucking... God damn it, man.

Starbucks, Microsoft and Amazon. It's so wild. What a dad. Because they were local and growing, leading to massive returns. They became global giants. The savvy move made after getting sober and focusing on a fine exemplified a shift in the rock stars' expenses. Excess to Smart. It's so funny.

That must make the other band members a little pissed off, though. You know what I mean? He also co-founded a wealth management firm from other musicians. Other musicians gave him the money. He goes, hey, can you do that for me? You know, did that too. Ashton Cushar did the same thing. Ashton Cuscher was not even investing in on ground level.

I think it was Uber and Robin Hood. Airbnb. And Airbnb. He was ground level on those companies. Yeah, but he's ground level. He was more of it, but he's like a point and shoot guy. Ashton Coocher, I think. Ashton Coucher jumped into everything, so he ends up having a lot of them.

But I bet he's got 150 you don't know about that came and went. Like whether it's like, you know, oh, this is the thing to let you know what hotels are available. last minute or something that that falls to pieces he loses that but he's also in an Uber and those things what a fucking hit the big three really that's crazy do you see the thing here it goes um

that's like having the sports almanac it goes uh the estimates estimates suggest estimates suggest that is in missional investment is well worth over a hundred million dollars from a hundred thousand that's crazy wow do you have stocks none I have some yeah I got some that actually

I invests all my money in DJ Lou Tom Papa Can you do that? Tom Papa told me My back DJ Lou heavy Facebook took a dip Facebook took a dip

You think that's cheap? You think that's cheap right there? He told me He sent me a text He goes you should have He just sent me We're going to invest in Facebook So I just invested money

I just did it And I invested in it And actually has made me A lot of money every year Early early you got it No no no No no it was They took a dip

Something happened with Facebook and it fucking the stock plummeted. Yeah. And it was only for a minute. Wasn't it on the argument of like can you put things up that you, you know, like political ads that are lies you know is a lie? No, it was before they became meta. It was like before it was like Instagram and everybody because then they like reconfigured and just bought everything. Yeah. Nice.

Yeah. And you know what else hit big? Silver. Yeah. I bought silver. Dude. I bought silver. Silver? Some dude, I'm telling you.

How are we talking about this is not Christine's comedy? Hang on one second. Hang on one second. Hang on a second, dude. Because we're talking about investments. It goes with the topic. Jay, if you know mine. Hang on one second. Please. Apologies. We're investors. This guy told me to buy silver a few years ago. He was like, dude, buy silver.

I was like, why wouldn't I buy gold? He goes, because you have... Because gold doesn't kill vampires or werewolves. That's why, idiot. You're going to need that silver, dude, when the Likens versus Vampires battle begins. Did you even see Underworld? I got so much shit for buying silver coins. Like I told you, like, dude, what are you fucking buying? I've made so much money on silver.

It's crazy. On your coins, where do you keep them? I'm not telling you. Why? Because. Come check it out. No. I want to see your coins.

I'll give you one. You want me to give you one? I want to take it. Come over and take it. I'm going to buy little tiny gold bars from Costco. If you guess what is... I want to have a stack of tiny gold bars from Costco. If you guess are my silver...

I'm going to take pictures, though, really close, so it looks like a real big stack like this. But it's just going to be the little minis. Don't buy it now. Huh? Don't buy it now. Why? Gold's coming back, dude. Gold's the highest has ever been in ever.

Yeah. Ever. I know. Because Italians are on the loose. Don't buy it. Oh, oh, it's almost summer chain season. Silver, too. All-time high.

Oh, God. That's crazy. Unless you bought it in 2012. Yeah. No, no. That only goes up to 22, Christine. It's at an all-time high now. It's at all-time high.

Yeah, you brought up the wrong chart. You don't have silver We should move on to Christine's Comedy I want to get more into this Christine Any other natural metals I gotta find a chart

That goes up to 2026 What's Cobol at? That's high Also check in the frozen concentrated Arnsuits for me And while you're at it Pork bellies Lithium

Pork bellies Also what's WWE trading at And if you could do me a figure I've understood the frozen concentrated orange juice and trading places. Why was that such a commodity, dude? I didn't understand it, though.

That was like such a big thing. People need frozen cars to trade in orange juice. What are we moving at here? Is this frozen country? Artis juice? Oh, no. This is. I invested all my money into that.

Silver right now. Look how high it is now. I'm going to call my business manager right now and tell them, invest 50% of my net worth in the frozen concentrated orange juice. Do you know why it's good to have silver or gold, like coins? Well, silver, I told you. Empire and railroad projection. Gold? That's true. I don't know.

Hors. Oh, gold's actually pretty fun. Do you want to carry it in a bag with a dollar sign on it and shoot in the air and say hoot na, hoot na, nah, nah, nah, hoot na. I actually melt it down and then wrap it around chocolate. Okay. I don't mind that. Bobby's starting his own Ferreiro share. You're starting to a Ferreiro share company? I've melt down my gold and I make little rappers.

That's fantastic. No, the reason why coins are good to have, if anything goes wrong, fucking place, whatever, money, dollars don't matter anymore, that you could actually buy stuff with. You can just take thousands of dollars in small amount in a bag and just go and have

money, have actually money. Isn't it, though, really isn't it suck, though, that the second best thing, why it's good to have coins, is to pretend to pull them out of a child's year and give it to them for free? That's the first. That's number two. That's number one. Oh, look, hey, look at

that, silver. And then you got to tell them a long boring story about silver's actually at an all-time high so you should tell your dad did not go take you to buy toys or candy right now invest that into small fucking Seattle companies well here's the thing like if you have a thousand like five thousand dollars in cash that's a pretty big chunk of cash right but if you have one coin it's easier just to grab that and go and now you have five thousand dollars in your pocket well I don't know if this is even legal yet but I invested a very ground level I don't know if you know I put 700,000 dollars into body brain coffee now I think and Lewis told me that's a small investment to make in what this thing's going to be.

And I believed him. Hookline and sinker. Didn't even ask another question. I said, make the transfer. It was sent over. So I own $700,000, but it's tied up.