The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Please Stop Pointing & Laughing

Episode Date: August 4, 2021

Jay and Dan are face to face in studio for today's show and discuss Madonna's sex appeal & how Jay wants his penis cut off in death. The guys talk Ben Simmons sliding into a friend's girlfriends DMs and watch a disgruntled preacher who is very against volunteer firefighters. They put the question out to the campers "What celebrity would you enjoy you partner sleeping with?" Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com#CrackleCrackle

I'm Dan Soder. I'm Big J. Okreson and welcome to the Bond Fire Podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the Bond Fire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. My question is, if Madonna, she looks ghou foolish. I'll say it if Madonna and Jacob I like your input on this if Madonna has a young boyfriend currently and I'm gonna see it's like a muscular great looking guy Christine. I'm looking it up. It's always a dancer. She's always dating

one of her young hot dancers. Because they're like, listen, honey, I'm about four months away from just gobbling knob. So I can, I can tell you all the title while I'm still putting it in the bus. Listen here bag of bones, I can do this throughout the way. I'm about to lose my mojo once I kiss and reek it. Just get those creaky hips over here and blow me while I'm still into it. Alright, kind of, I'm just more looking at my own body. I think you're just all over it.

Madonna is so crazy looking now. She's older also. That's her boyfriend. Okay, my question is now, is he with her, six force. She's 62, he's 26. There you go. And some backup dancer.

Back up. Back up. Got you. Okay, now here's my question. What's the percentage he's in it for like, yo, she's the shit and percentage he's in it back up dancer, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back

up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, back up, 30. I'm gonna change mine to 70, 30. What do you think, Jake? Jake, I'm funny. I'm with Jake. It's almost completely she's taking care of me. Do you think he goes,

do you think it's a tell her when he wants a new app on his phone? He's like, hey, Madonna. With the, with the, with the, with the, keep with your thumb, there's this, man.

Also, you gotta be mad when you see how hot her daughter is. Then you're like, oh man. Daughter, maybe older than her? Maybe older than him? Maybe older than 26. Oh wow. What Lord is? Lord is.

Check it out. Yeah, I think, so she comes over and he's all, don't talk to your mother like that. Yeah, shut the fuck up. Shut up. Back up dancer. He's a fuck you. Shut the fuck up.

I'm gonna glide out of the room and you're gonna fucking miss him. Shut the fuck up. Alam Ali a fuck you fuck you. I'm gonna glide out of the room and you're gonna fucking miss the fuck up. I'll I'm a leak That's her Yeah, dude, how old is she? 24 It's fine. They're sniffing around dude. You can't have a fucking step that to you. It's older than you Look like that. Hey dude, and I'm telling it sir her boyfriend that's great, but it's while you're there. It's Derek Jeter style.

She takes care of you. Yeah. So did you have to ask it with a sign baseball on it? You'll think some of it's just like, it's also fun and exciting to be Madonna's boyfriend. Sure, right. Yeah. It is exciting in the moment,

but I'm telling you, the thing of like him just wanting to do what she wants to do, like this stuff, she's 60 fucking two years Yeah, she likes goofy shit. She wants to go like dance in a wicking circle He wants to play NBA 2K and fucking see big titties on Instagram, right? No, for sure and also by the way, he sees this POA walking around the house and I mean

Lord is it's over on do not invite Lord is back home for things given if you guys I'm making your mother her cottage cheese with Get your mom soup listen, she's in a canasta game. I can't break her attention. We're going to the Russian TV room for dinner at 4 p.m I don't know do I have the new 2020 DVR? Why are you walking around and just a silk thong? Oh man. Yeah, he's got to look backwards on Madonna a lot. Dude, 2662? No. No. He's there to get fucked. He's there to get fucked up, dude.

He holds... He's fucked. Do you think he's got a PlayStation 5? In fact, he probably got a fucked Lordus. Do you think he's got a PlayStation 5? Oh my God, he's got a PlayStation 5? In fact, you probably get a fuck Lordus. Do you think he's got a PlayStation 5? Oh my God, he's got a PlayStation 5 in every room, I bet. Oh my God, a bit PlayStation would love to send a PlayStation to Madonna for her young lover to play.

Oh, she had a hairy armpit's Lordus on one point. Thanks, Christine. Christine, you always know if I start showing too much interest to somebody else, show some armpit hair on him. Outquit. Christine, that's her second Google after nude is armpit hair That's right, dude gross pig Now Lord is the monster. I'll tell you what bring bring her right around your husband or your boyfriend if you want to fuck that fucking

Sasquatch have added. Oh, I'm so excited to meet your son Would a gross animal. No, now it's all gross to me. I better pussy smells horrible. Stop it I bet it tastes if it smells like water put the cell phone in there It's Off on there don't think Mom Don't see that I don't want to go to car Can she just recently growing the her looks or something because those first picture you show where I'm gonna go to call Can. Did she just recently grow into her looks or something because those first pictures show where amazing she did she's all that did she do the reveal

She looks awkward as shit when she was younger a little masculine and stuff Madonna looks great in that picture I damn it dude Katie and I were visiting my grandma. She's got one of those things that goes up the stairs Katie and I were visiting my grandma. She's got one of those things that goes up the stairs. The grandma's? Yeah, you know, like you get on it and Katie was like, yeah, you should hit her with the she's all that music when she comes down Like if I girl's coming down, I was going to play it Katie was like a board. Oh boy. I was like, no, I'm gonna do it She's like a board to fucking mission and then later I couldn no, I'm gonna do it. She's like, a board to fucking mission. And then later, I couldn't get the, they all have internet and like,

county in Rome, I guess. But I couldn't get it on my phone. And later Katie was like, I didn't want you to play that because I was, I was right in her line of sight as she's coming down. And I would be laughing. I would be like, ah, ah. And I'm like, ah, this baby. Look at that

I have a devil have a devil Lord came down the stairs and her 26 year old stepdad was like oh You're Jacob on with you. What do you think black Lou? You think he's just digging it like he really thinks she's fun the fuck and all that shit No, I think he's there for the treats. Yeah. 100% He's there for the Akusha Moll. I'm telling you, you just think, and you're like, she looks good for her age, she does.

She absolutely, she's in shape for her age for sure. She's still Madonna under that, you know, she's gonna look like pretty and she like that. But, Daniel, we're seeing, you only see Madonna now, ready for a thing. Madonna, on a fucking Sunday off I bet like I bet yeah, I bet you're two months in before you're like oh those sweatpants again, okay? Oh cool. You're wearing your cold-place sweatshirt. Oh good good good good. Oh the one. Yeah. Oh the stain t-shirt

I put on I always say dudes get hotter with age Is there a bit of celebrity that was like kind of fugly in his 30 and 40s and then just turned into a silver fox? Well, I don't know if it's silver fox, but Anthony Michael Hall, like looks completely different from when he always played the dorky teenager. Yeah. And then like looked like a much more like stern guy.

Yeah, who's like, Julia White? We always played a nerd, but it's like good looking dude. Yeah, I mean, Dustin Diamond RIP just went full rogue Yeah, but he learned like his you know, he wasn't like he learned to have a beard and shit like that. Yeah off that look You know, I mean yeah, he's a little dicky little dicky's cool looking in his own way. Yeah What's bringing up this firefighter? Why don't we? Because I want to watch this it was said yeah How homophobic is this should Wendy sponsor it?

we'll see why don't we go to it? it's not this time it's not time for you know it might be oh guys what's fresh I'll tell you what's fresh just just put your tape if you're pussy smells like like Wendy's breakfast sandwiches put yourself on picture in our it's not like that chicken croissants put your hands on it yeah if you got a honey biscuit smell and put honey biscuit smell and pussy Like that chicken croissants put your hands on you know, if you got honey biscuits Honey biscuits. Yes, no I'm pussy. Oh put yourself online her who sent that to us on Twitter It's Tracy from Alabama. There it is and then she sent this reddit clip from this hate it says hate treat church preacher Talks about how sensual firefighters are two sensual, which I always love

I was loving super religious guys start bank like start bashing days and Victoria muscles glisten glistening with the heat finally hope that's what it's only 56 second clip If you're pussy If you're pussy smell like water put yourself on put your face Put your face in the air put your face in the air if you're Jesus died for your sins, put your person there. Put your person there. If he's the only living creature, nothing is more like put your person there. Some of y'all motherfuckers suspect that. Sucking dick in the parking lot. I've told some of these boys here. I said, if you got a wife and you own the volunteer fire department EMT and all that stuff, all that's is a drenel and rush and ain't nothing but a glorified soap opera and you don't

hang around it to firehouse and with a wife at home without ending up in trouble I had fantasies where I come down the pipe and it's just six of them glistening and all this is and they'reatin' to touch my body. No shirts. Suit all over this. Suit, bottle. Sexy, oil, body is covered in sweat. I mean, I'm sure there's been said a thousand times, and if it's already been said here, I feel stupid for saying it, but in the two seconds I read it. I was thinking this guy's gay for a couple of, where it's starting off right away, my my mind is this guy's wife fucked a firefighter. He very recently his wife fucked a fire because he's like because he

goes, man, if you have a wife at home, don't be a firefighter because everyone will fuck firefighter. There's ravens coming in for their kid. God play it. It's a truth. Some vocations are not even though they're Navy vocations, so they had to be done They're not fitting for Christians pause it by the way if you are a small card collector You are ripping people off that is the difference work He's not wrong by the way of a certain jobs like I forget what was my train of thought I was saying Oh, he's saying like some some Services aren't good for Chris while he was no while it's a good service. There's a volunteer fighter fighter

I've known a few of my day you are jerk off your I'll tell you what I've never met one is doing it for the love of firefighting They're always doing it to say their volunteer fire fighters damn dude. What if he what if you just met a guy It's like I just love washing fire dance to your firefighters. Damn dude, what if you what if you just met a guy that's like I just love washing fire dance And then I love watching me put it out yo if I'm gonna fire don't you sit over that volunteer fire fighter You better sit over the real guys. Yeah, I want some city guys. It's that over the big way I don't want some guys like he looks at his page or go He goes I'm at my kid's birthday though. I was like I dude. There's a fire happening goes. Yeah

Well, I mean, you know, I do this like like free, I don't, I do this for free. It looks, he does. That's a four alarm fire, but the culture up by three. Dude, hobby firefighters. I think they're in a cover. Hobby? Hobby. No way.

If you, you're doing it for the pussy. I don't know what, you get pussy. Let's see, let's see if this guy's talking about that or homophobia. It's nothing but a soap opera okay we said specifically specifically volunteer firefighter yeah I'm telling you it's so specific this guy well preacher somebody's got to do this job let somebody do it you get another one so that sounds you know crude or cruel I'm just telling you there's some things that is sensual your whore wife for instance who just loves sucking up

every body you find that down at the firehouse they call her circus seal yeah they call it the cheese working all them horn. They call her the hose cleaner. You didn't know. You thought she stopped sucking dickin' 9-2 after an esophageal layer. You find that she'd been deep throatin' all them boys just signing up to run into fires. That was so funny. Volunteers!

Go back to the beginning, where are you just because he's so specific volunteer firefighters Oh, some of these boys here. I said if you got a wife you own the volunteer fire department EMT and all that stuff all that's about is a Drenel and rush pumping into some man's wife He really doesn't believe that anybody is trying to help. Ever? He was a viewer in EMT. Try to get pussy, dude. Is what are you a doctor? Try to get pussy.

Well that's why I was such a nearer being EMT, dude, because if we go out there and it's like this woman's had a heart attack and a shower and I go up there and I look, I still part of me, I'm gonna go, all right, get the bag, we're gonna start doing compressions right now, like, I'm gonna pussy's out. No, we're gonna start doing, I still

just have that little thing in me. That's why I shouldn't do it. No, I'm not classy enough. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, look, I'm not classy enough, you know what I'm gonna buzz these out. No, I'm gonna buzz out there. I just have that little thing in me. So I shouldn't do it. No, I'm not classy enough. Do do do do do do do do do do do do. I'm not classy enough. I'm like, I swear to you, if I was doing compressions and a woman's tits were flubbering, in my head I'd be going, I go, I'm gonna do the thing,

and those things are moving, huh? I'm gonna do that. Also, one of the bouncing still. One of the last things you think before you pass out after an accident is you're like and I also think the The EMT was talking to the other one about my dick Give me the dark Shit the dark. Damn, this guy's dying. And he got the size of that wall up. Oh, shit. Then you come to your and you go,

hey, I don't know if it's a drug, but I think that EMT touched my penis and said, look at it. You holding it. He's out. He's out. Look at this thing. Do me a favor, Christine? When it looks like I'm going down, when I die, let's hope it's older in a hospital. And it just happens and that thing goes flat,

take, bring a pair of hedge clippers and lop off my cock and take it with you don't let let it remain a mystery Very and I shall return in 33 years let it remain a mystery I would know you know put on ice throwing a fucking river. I don't give a shit Just don't give them any of it. I don't want medical examiner's laughing at my weenus dude Sage he goes he goes well We're gonna do the autopsy find what killed them. I said we know what wasn't that I want to whoever's around me when I die to put a 357 in my hand He's no matter what just look. He always just did it like oh my god

He's about to do something I was better to do something fucking I don't know I think it was fucking fight for his life God had a gun in his hand. Yeah Christine. Please Disposive it she goes I need the cutters. I need to get Jay's gone Christine Five minutes and like the cutters that didn't go all the way through I'll tell you what I it's just because I love you. You can leave my balls. Ah, those are the easiest one. Those four pounds of pressure.

Rip right off. Those suckers will rip right off like a mattress tag. No, you can leave the beans. Just take off the thing. Okay, don't miss that. Don't just take off the top a little bit off the top. They don't fuck. I don't mean to tell you how to Lorraine a bomb it,

but I would pull back and cut. Yeah, I'll be honest to God, once you see the light starting to go out, Christine, just start tugging on my car. Just fluff it a little bit. So at least, because you know what I'd like you to do, I'd like you to leave some of the root, like an inch of root, so it looks like,

oh this is going somewhere. I think a bear bit this off. Yeah. This is a fat stump, dude. Wow, that's a fat, yeah, leave a fat stump. I'm gonna read the rings here and say that this guy was 71 years old That's a good sink out how old 72 right? Wow, that's not bad. That works science science Christine why are you looking at me like you really want me to cut your deck off and you die?

You're looking at me like, you really want me to cut your dick off and you die. You're just like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, whoever's around me, pose me. Pose me, not me, dude. I don't want to be just like, you want me to tax a durmete? Yeah. I'm telling you, do something drastic to my dick. Okay. So people aren't around at all.

Christine, if I am in a hospital in a coma, we've also discussed this before, you put in a guard outside, not because of any level celebrity whatsoever I don't want the nurses gathering the private security because I don't want those nurses gathering right there looking at my dick and laughing Well, they should be gill It's a gill just got so bro bro bro. I brought you been lifting up his his ground and laugh bro I'm looking at my boys dick bro Bro stop looking at my boys dick bro She is you want to have a good check on before your break

I'm almost out of here and they go how long till you're out of here and you go this long Like no, don't use it for much less than you come out of it I guess I've been chased by the rough and mafia everybody you had this room right now They thought I was dead I've an emulator That could rebalance the power were you guys laughing my dick? And the blankets were around no No, I was cursed. No, I was cursed by a gypsy. He used to be really huge.

I gotta go find that gypsy. I got thinner, but with my weiner. I got thinner. Smaller. Showed him get out of my way with my monster cockled, Indian. Yeah, beat it. Indian, I think go take a piss out of this monster fat dick. Watch out, I gotta find it.

Small, small, for now, watch out. I got a fuck. Oh, smart. For now, you shall be punished for the snake. We'll turn into the guppy. Oh, no. I'll do it. Oh, fuck. What do you do, bro? That's fucking hilarious.

Yeah, Christine. Don't let it happen. Don't only. I'll be there, you. Christine, only you can prevent forest fires. Can you get a bone or an acoma? Will you fluff me every day? I'll fluff you every day. Thank you

Man, then what if you just start to leak and come one day because he hasn't been popped? Yeah What if that's how we find out where aware he goes Christine? I was aware that whole six months You just suck me off once and I'll tell you what I'll tell you what you didn't get you to sit up there And I'll tell you this the nurses met and left in my dick every day I was wide awake for it a tear would fall out of my coma You didn't get gilded sit up there. And I'll tell you this, the nurse is mad and laughed at my dick every day. I was wide awake for it. A tear would fall out of my coma eye every day when I'd hear them say nasty things about my weenus.

I would, and I'd be like, inside screaming, like the fucking one video by Mattelk and you're gonna get your gun. It's cold, I'm in a coma! No, it's different! No! Show your boobs and I'll do it. The air conditioner's right above the bed Darkness and present I wait all gonna see little tiny weiner absolute

That's it. Yes help me my weiner is so cold It keeps saying kill me open over again. It says Christine It's more as code it says Christine cut my penis off before these people can laugh at this is weird We're getting the Boris code and it just says fluff me Over and over again fluff me. What do you think it means stop leaving me completely flaccid? I Didn't know there was a more code for flaccid is there no one there can give me a hand job? I can at least lick my balls If I could move my own hands, I would fluff it myself.

I could trick up my own hands. If I could use my mind, I would think about something sexy. I would think about, or the texture, they would make me around. I'm a texture guy. I'm more of a touch-and-look. There's a hole. If I could open my eyes, I could look at some boobies. Oh, please stop pointing at laughing.

Stop flicking my weiner. Something about grown men having small penises. Yeah. What is war daddy? Something about grown men and their small penises. What ever it is, which any true American would give his first begotten son for a larger penis Do we talk we didn't talk oh we never talked about the Ben Simmons stuff because all this NBA stuff is happening so much stuff

You six years got some new players Traylor's just Andre Drummond that's all right. Well, we signed Austin Rivers and they resigned for concord rise You got Austin Rivers. And they resigned for Concord, Matt. You got Austin Rivers? Yeah. Is our team well? Well, maybe his son will be a better decision player. Who doves? He's a maker.

Yeah, he was really playing that whole, don't call me a coach's kid way in the playoffs. Yeah. Which I appreciated. He was past Portland. Ben Simmons can't get dealt anywhere. No where. But apparently he fucked Michael Blackson's girlfriend,

slidin' over DMs. Oh! Oh, good for you! Oh, right now. Yeah, he proposed to his girlfriend recently on the Breakfast Club, which went over weird. Well, it's a radio show. That's a weird place to propose.

I mean, it's a video. It's all a video, though, too, but it was just weird. It's a weird place to propose. I mean, it's a video. It's all video though, too, but it's just, it was just weird. It's a weird place to do it. She looks like a young BD Wong. J.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.C.'s proposed on Stern before. But what you're thinking is Maria Manoonus. And then when they got they did it on like New Year's Eve is what I've said, but he did it with all Stern quotes. The whole speech was in Stern quote. That's like their thing they love together. Their vows were Stern inside jokes. Yeah. Really? And she loves wrestling. I got good for that guy. Good. And she's hot. Yeah. menu new should brain now and your ism right T. She yeah, she's gonna be fine. Okay. Good Lord sweet Lord

Did you put something or drink you say? Yes, have you guys heard the news? Have you heard a brain fellow? God bless. She should look ran for me. This isn't the video of him saying about the men's seven thing It's not it says at the 1007 minute mark. Oh really? Yeah, okay He said on another show too, but go to this one. I'm having her this one perfect He's probably like no I mean he wasn't on he invites the women and he Chinese but he's not listening to this

She's from hungry Really try to highlight your girl man. No, that's serious anything about it. I'm not even the type. There's no There's a guy though right my guy like you know from day one since the day you got drafted I remember when I ran into him on South Street in Philly You know when he just got the Philly and he you know He's I hope you recognize me as if we took a picture together. You know tell me a joke I said it's sixes because at that time we saw you know, today, he's doing whatever that joke to today.

And then we became cool with the Eagles game together. You know, even sometimes when they travel, go out of town, I'll go to games, you know, he will be up, whatever. But then I remember, um, and he, he initially met with me the first time. It was a Miami game. It was doing Super Bowl weekend. Damn, just meeting, just meeting, like knowing your friend was like, hey, I'm gonna,

thanks for all the fun hangs. I'm gonna try to fuck your girlfriend. Oh yeah, I'm still locked up. I'm still locked up and like, he saw me essentially recognize me. It hey let's become friends. Is Michael Blackson living the Big J. Ehrerson dream? He's on South Street and he goes hey I recognize you. He also said let's go get my best friend. He goes also here's this free wall walk hard for life. Hey me and Ben Simmons going the Eagles games together.

Oh hanging out with Zach Hertz probably playing cool. Oh, hanging out with Zach Erts, probably playing cornhole. Playing cornhole with coach. You played two cage. No one how good you are. Yeah. I can get a picture with Julia. It's for Jacob. I would love that so much. He initially met up with me the first time. It was um, it was a Miami game. It was doing Super Bowl weekend. Right. The six of us played Miami heat and we went through the game, me and my girlfriend When so after the game, we know when met with him. He was with us. What's the family? The always fuck up people's lives. What's the Kardashians? They call that he's with one of those is door. Yeah, he was a candle. Something. And then I introduced him to Roderay's. It's my girl. Roder. And then then I'm on. We got back to the hotel. Roderay's like, I think he was in my

DM. I'm like, I say, you know what, he's, he's seen me in I'd you a bunch of chicks. He probably just think one of the bitches I was in. Paul's in, Paul's in, excuse me. Now it's starting to sound like. Where is his girlfriend from? And she goes, I think that guy's in my DMs. Ben Simmons?

Oh, he's starting, he's saying some girls on my page. I hate my, who is this girl, hook me up? And I've done that. Ben Simmons. Yes. Oh man, just toss an ass between each other. Who's that girl. I don't know semi-ear info And then she's like yeah, I'm fucking hang out with you meanwhile comics are like I don't know he seems weird

I don't know he's a good guy. It's funny That's wrong buddy. So she's bumming you out. Yeah, I Mean not that he went in his girlfriend's DMs. This story's, and I love Mike, but this story's fall, I don't know Ben Simmons, and I do know Mike. The story's falling wacky though. I think he's in my DMs, it's just a bizarre. And also, yeah, it's like, that was a,

he just said, Michael Blackson's like, the king of Philly with one of the comics that like came out of Philly, it's like the comics that like came out of Philly It's a big deal and very Philly guy African first I guess then Philly But same same is you same thing same thing No, but blacks and is It's his girlfriend like his girl his girlfriend wherever she's from

Knows who Ben Simmons is what say I Think that guy's an idea. After you just watched a game of him play like it, you know. Yeah, I think that guy's an idea. You know what's crazy is after we met, if we're just sitting around and Katie was watching a nine years game and she was like, oh Jimmy G, I think he's slitting in my DMs.

You like, you didn't know that until right now. You didn't see that blue check and check out who Ben Simmons might be. I just wanna see, yeah. It just seems bizarre, we go, keep playing the thing because he says, well, we got two went back, she said he's been my DM beginning

and then he's on my snapchat. He's like, you know, and he was hollering hard, you know, talking about, hey, you know, you want this, whatever, something like that. And I said, so then I had, you know, I had a problem, I never even pushed my body. I just lost respect for him because. You know, that was your girl.

At the time, you knew my girl, huh? He was hacked. Fucking hacked. That ain't the first time I'm sure you lost your girl to like a more rich, a more famous celebrity, oh. You know what? You're the thing about it, I have a really lawyer Most famous celebrity. Oh. Wait, it's not.

The thing about it, I have a really lawyer woman. Right. You know what I mean? I don't worry about anything. But what about when you were on a break, right? You guys had a little brief break up, didn't you? We had a couple of break up, but she's that lawyer. She's not a type that would go and want to fuck

any of my friends. You guys are friends? How long y'all been together? No, not me. I'm just saying this is one. How long y'all been together? I have about two and a half years. Stories get a lot of things. Yo, she's the best. She not gonna say this one. I'm gonna have two and a half stories. Get a lot of guys like, no, she's the best. She's gonna be right here. The story's got a lot of holes in it. Yeah, it's like anyways. She said that

they're only friends and they just get along about music. I wouldn't trust that shit at all. I'd be like, did you hang out with him? Yeah, but he really put it out there instead of trying to shoot a shot at a friend's woman in their DMs. He should try to shoot the shoot free throws now. He shot himself out of Philly. I think he started coming forward the story I have like day one after the playoffs and was like this guy's fucking I was there too Yeah, I was there too. Oh, I wish you were to try to fuck Christine after that I would let it happen to been different and ask her what it was like and ask if she could save some of his come Yeah, but also could you still as shorts off the floor?

Can you bring him some com just like in a bag? Freeze it I can make come cycles you want to create Jacob we could have a bring-in-home cream pie style There you are But he said it he went all in on the idea that Ben Simmons is never playing with the game as a sixer And I think there's a strong chant he is going to be on the team this year. You think they won't be able to deal him? I don't think they want to deal them. They're pricing him crazy. Well, they were asking, yeah, they're asking for a lot of other pricing and crazy, which is fine because I think they're just doing that so they can show the fans like we put them out there on the market like nobody wanted

to bite and then keep them again. I think they believe in him, but he doesn't believe himself. I think they're well to take the project on. I think they're just because. Yeah, they're fucking trying to bang all his buddy's friends. I listen, I have no, no, uh, stake in the game at all. And other than I said, I'm friendly with my, I've known Mike for, since like the day I started comedy. Yeah.

I've known Michael Blackson. So like he's the one who put me, a show he booked, that he put me on as the show that I met Keith Robinson. Really? Mike Blackson called, he goes, Mike Blackson, what do you do with, I don't know, he may still do this, I doubt it. But he was always on brilliant move.

He was always on staff somehow, even if he had people just clock him in for shifts or he would give away his shifts But he had ten year and a shift that For us air filled off the airport. Oh, so he could he flew everywhere on buddy passes So he never had to spend money on flight for comedy genius deep into being in comedy genius. It was genius Well that it out so this so Mike like So yeah, he's one of the set me up that gig and it was me and Keith meeting at US airways going on to a gig together Oh, yeah, I remember you told me mean at the air like a black sense 5.2 million followers

Wow, that's fucking impressive Jesus He's big as shit. I Mean fame wise. And super skinny. Yeah, man, that's gonna be weird when you just have a girlfriend that athletes are just fucking, like you take her to a place and an athlete's like, fuck our friendship. I want to fuck you. Look at you, you little fuck turkey.

Hey, this next segment, we're gonna do a call and thing. We're gonna do a shoot a little call and then. What celebrity would you let your other person fuck? What celebrity would you let your other person fuck? You mean what's their hall pass? What is there yet, but you're giving it to them? Do you know I'm saying I'm not saying the one like Like if Ben Simmons was desperately trying to fuck Christine. Do I go? I mean Christine? Please go fuck Ben Simmons so cool Or do I just go like don't fuck Ben Sima, I don't know.

Yeah, it's tough one. What's our phone number? 866. 969, 1969. Should we take a look? Like, what would Lewis, let Alyssaisa go be with that press cut did you have that black blue would you let elisa bang dark press cut no now he sucks to the realm of the

what about it was trying to but is he really is trying to act like i'm in sports for now you did you fucking uh... you did good oh my god there's so many fucking doc good. And we let move in with your fucking girlfriend, DJ Lo. She's yours now. You sure as champ.

Yeah, anything. You'd let any better play your chick right in front of you. Yeah, but I'd have to break up with her. You wouldn't. Yeah. I break up with her friends at site. Take her away. To anchor for the gift. You start eating your put you start eating her pussy just so it's like you sort of sucked any better stick

Giving me that I still I can still taste the sad saltiness of his cock You want to bust off inside? It's pretty cool. I where you going? You want a bust off inside? That's pretty cool. I wear you going. Hey, should I bust off inside of you? I don't know if you like to meet a bust off inside. I just give her a cream pair!

Shoot a big ol' load inside of her labia! Ha ha ha! Get on, it drools out! Hey, RSTs head off, ill made a concrete! Yeah, I can't handle! Give me the calls, cover it on that one, buddy. Who do you let your significant other? Who are you okay with them fucking?

Who? Nobody nobody Nobody But Dan Ronnie lot Yeah, he's like a old man right. Oh, you worry about him fucking like showing and proven too much I don't want it. This is a one-off, but you're just like right yeah number 42 Gracie I want to be asking about brothers, but Ronnie Law.

That would be the shit. Right. That's what I'm saying. That would be the shit. I'd be getting the nod of Ben Simmons when he goes, I will allow your girlfriend to have sex with me. What about, like former Sixers, like JJ Reddick? No.

Okay, no Current sixers only former sixer Christine take the shot from his course. God save for me Christine Former Of course it had been greater. She goes I'm Eric snow Good I'll bring him snacks. I'll bring him in I go. champ you want some spryter something get at it fucking weirdo I'm like no it's just like shut up get out of here. No, she likes it. Get the fuck out here. Okay, I'm soft it Okay, I'll stop doing this. I'll go you'll hear me knock on the wall be like hey, hey answer shut up I just dropped 29 with you against the 99 heat. Oh hell yeah, man

Hey answer Oh hell yeah man. What? Answer! What? Do you guys want to go out to eat after this? Yeah, man, there are shoneys nearby. Hey, answer! Why? Just keep calling me an answer. Answer!

Answer! Oh shit. You've been listening to...ius XM's Bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows always on Sirius XM! you