The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Poking the Bear (feat. Tony Roberts)

Episode Date: February 23, 2022

Tony Roberts joins The Bonfire and weighs in on the topic of T.I. starting a stand-up career.Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire Podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. I It's insanity it's insanity every time The album up man, I can do this can he'll give you the confidence you know this man me up. I'll get nice Magic that's all that tapes that belongs to us Okay, sure is the tapes technically

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I'll give you the fuck an eyebrows and a, hey, white Charlie Villanova. I'll give you wigs and an eyebrow. It's the bottom five. We're back. We're hanging out with Tony Roberts. I wanted to tell you, Dan. Dan, dude, he's the name you cannot say. Dan, you started to say something to me before the show.

I stopped you because I had a similar story from last night that I wanted to share. I want you to my fucking limb next door to me. What we talked about, you've a while ago you talked about Christine has moan snored before. Yeah. And then last night I just, instead of, instead of like snoring, she goes like, like it makes us weird noise. Now here's the thing. So, so my girlfriend started snoring like, like it makes this weird noise. Now here's the thing. So, so Kate, my girlfriend started snoring like that.

I came and look at her. Yeah. My girlfriend was snoring like that last night. I was trying to tell, she was like, nah. Nah. Nah. Well then, so I woke up,

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Watching TV guys have that moment where we go, but if you and if she, why are we going to? I guess I'm walking. You're a dexter less than I. Yeah. The amount of blood in there. Not everyone. Just you.

Yeah, I'm going to just you guys sunk the whole four. Everyone on that floor. I'm going to trajectories. I'm like, what's the you guys appeared from this? I'm going to be walking and say, hey, you got my blood. I need all my blood. Are you guys that they call up from downstairs? You guys do some sort of say on There's a lot of blood going on sort of blood letting happening. Yeah, so

We were just watching TV last night and Christine this girl's hung out twice So we don't know her well, you know, I mean And Christine falls asleep in the, I see her starting to fade. I see when the eyes start going. And I'm going like, hey, I'm kind of giving her the little nudges. I'm like, I don't know. Because you're going to start snoring. And then we're all going to like assholes.

For some reason, I'm going to eat it myself. You're going to blow her cover. Yeah. And then yeah, she's not going to, she's going to know we're not all sexy all the time. Yeah. She's going to find out. Oh, no.

So, boy, so do that. So what's going to happen is she just just goes out and I'm like, okay. That's the best sleep to hit by the way. I know. Is when you know you shouldn't fall asleep. And then, yeah. So, yeah. I was so sleepy.

So she goes down and I was like, all right, you know, maybe like she won't snore or wait for the position, maybe you're from the couch, she's like, probably be good. And whenever we were watching, just got quiet enough that Christine's doing like the, it's not like I just arrived at my own. She's like, something's terrible happening, too. Something happened in the dream, trying to fight. She's going, she's going, she's going, she's going,

and she's like, she's jolting and jerky. So I go, I'm sorry, like pushing out my foot on my cake, Christine, and also, whatever's going on in a dream, she's not every, this happened four times in a row and like a matter of a half hour. Every time she's waking up, it's not waking up where you kind of like, hey, hey, you're snoring and they go like, they go, oh, am I sorry?

She's waking up from whatever's happening, it's making her go, yeah, so I'm going, Christine, she goes, hmm, for this girl who probably thinks we're a bet with all the top there. Yeah, honestly, you dream. That's not like a hands just tied up and Iron Man was going down on you. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. I, you have the same reactions that Murdle does the dreams where your pod just starts going, like, meh, but also just waking up because you go Christine and then it's too much. You're like, hey Christine, he's like're like hey Christine's like man in the mask Chase laying on his side talking to the girl he goes anyways maybe next time you don't have your situation you know maybe yeah Michael Myers no my wife gives a snore she's not real low

I don't like snore at all. I can't go back to sleep Yeah, I think a water it is the slightest snore I stay up Yeah, I put on my hair phone to put on the darned storms, but my wife my wife she's saying stupid shit all the time We don't need the loop. Yeah, I had I had one word. What are you fucking me? What loop? Oh? You're gonna get her a dream diary dude, I had a fucking dream on the road. I was in the hotel. Katie was with me and I fell asleep. Like one of those deep, deep afternoon naps

where you're like dreaming about a chore I forgot to do in sixth grade and my mom's mad at me. Yeah, damn. And I just woke up and I was like, oh, what's up? I forgot how I came, I gotta ask Katie how I came out of it, but I woke up and was like, we said mom, what?

No. Okay. And then I was like, huh? And then it, but I woke up and was like, was that mom? What? No. Okay. And then I was like, huh? And then I was just laying there and he's like, y'all right, and I go, I'm really scared right now. Yeah. Was that taste of my mouth?

I didn't know what the fuck it was. And I was like, I woke up and I go, what do you mean mom? I'm just kidding. What? I don't know. I had to like, your mom took like, you broke your virginity with a deer.

I was like, I said, oh, it's all grainy. I had a. You broke your virginity with a deer. I was like, you're not gonna rise it all. It's all grainy. I had, I was fucking, I was sick on Sunday. I got sick, 24 hour bug Christine had it Friday and then breathed it right in my face. And then Sunday I had it. I had to cancel Caroline's. I was headlining Caroline's, I had to cancel it.

I'm sorry to people who did show up cause at 5 p.m. before 7 p.m. show, I was stilllining Caroline's edit cancel it. I'm sorry to people who did show up because at 5 p.m. Before 7 p.m. Show. Oh, I was still trying to feel better and I went in the bathroom and goes throw up or shit Throw up or shit and it was both I was only but I was only aimed for throw up And I go to Christina. She goes I go Christine. Can you get this show like switched and like just put a showcase together? Something like something the you know, I say I'm sorry.'m sorry. You don't think you can go it all I go. I just shoot my pants You want to prop me up on strings? Dude I love when you're sick and oh that's dramatic how dramatic comedians get more sick when I had that food poisoning and spoke

And I was like I'm gonna do these shows on Friday because god damn it. We made it Deep fucking down and then I done it like dude that was what are you doing comedy? You know the next day I felt like shit again, but the when you're there and you're like they just want to take advantage of You and run you in the ground. I go just to whatever they don't care about my health or whatever's gonna I was so upset. Why don't we have a union? So upset. Why don't we have a union? But it's because we quit we've got egos man. We With the top performance as a country. Yeah, but that is Why you can't we won't be sick?

Can't get me down. I will have a fucking PM the cold and fluid necklace I'm going to work fuck that dude when I had. You can't have a union in comedy ever because, that was true. A BET's comic, he was the best example of that. The year I did it, my first year doing it, I was six months in the comedy because they just, they weren't paying like a union rate.

So, I was six months in the comedy. I'm like, 150 bucks and a DO in a hotel room? Noice. What? Yeah, it's great. I'll go. Fuck yeah, I'll go down there like 150 bucks and a do you want a hotel room? Nice. What? Yeah, I'll go. What? Fuck yeah, I'll go down there for 150 bucks. 150 bucks.

By 150 bucks. Check. A check for 150 bucks. Isn't that when you met Pink? Yes. That was down there. I was doing some shit. That's dope.

Someone posted recently in the campers page a call that you made years ago to the Ron and Fesh show talking about meeting pink. When you went down there and they had the audio of you calling in to Ron and Fesh to tell that story. Oh really? Uh huh. Oh, it's funny.

Yeah, yeah. That was fun. You met when you did a comic deal? Uh yeah, my first time doing comic deal. I saw it in the room. She was flying down. She was flying down the finisher album with, she was LaFace Records first. She was going down to Ella, Meet LA Read and Atlanta.

To do that, there you go. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, she was going to do that and and then I was working into 7-Eleven six months later and her single came in. They wanted this pop up. I'm not. I'm not. Literally what I did. I was like, I was on the fucking plane. I treat her like she was full of shit. Yeah. I was going to go into the comic room. She was going to finish my album. I go, sure you are bitch. Yeah, I was gonna go into the comic room. She was gonna finish my album. I go sure you are bitch Yeah, just make sure you watch okay violet Pink shit pink curls coming out of she's run a bandana. I'm gonna go. What do you go? It seems like actually? I just know it to it, but it's whatever her name is she says her name. Debra Wiggins. She says, just make up a name. She was my name, just, but she was, I go by pink.

And I went, I actually went, I go, oh, yeah. Yeah, like you're gonna fuck. Alicia Beth Leesha. I was like, I'm gonna be on TV, bitch. Yeah, I was, I'm not gonna be on TV. She was sitting behind me, like, like, like, seat, like Rose behind me in coach and I was like, did you wait, did you wait for her when you got off the plane? No, but when I went and sat in my seat even

she was just kind of like give like one last, she was like, you know, it's like nice talking to you, but like, we'll see you in a little while. See how many pink to you. To nobody yet. This is a band-a-nda-boot-a-pink shit. Pretty girl, though. I was like, I was confident, I was like,

I'm gonna do comic for you. I love her. I can tell this pretty girl in line. I'm gonna tell her that I'm going, she's from Philly. Yeah. I was like, I get to tell this pretty girl in line that I'm gonna go do B.T going, she's from Philly. And I was like, I get to tell this pretty girl in line that I'm gonna go do BET's convivial. It's probably pretty impressed by that.

And then she started throwing her own impressive shit. I'm like, shut the fuck up. No, you're not. I'm also a name like. I'm doing a cool thing. Before she got famous, the name like pink, you'd be like, okay, good luck. Yeah.

Oh, completely, that's a nice name. Yeah, then just blew up. That okay. I mean, we got one name. Are you see it, bitch I don't know. We got one name and are you seal? Yeah, I just have one name also No ideas. Here's where go with LA read just go into Atlanta. Yeah, she goes and the the Yeah, because the eye and pink is a exclamation point goes I don't know who you sucked off that let you think you're gonna be a star, but. Whatever bathroom you're gonna be recording in Atlanta.

Good luck. Whatever shower they're using as a fucking booth. I would like you to run into her now. You know, it's funny. Let me talk to her now. Yeah! Yeah! Damn, check it.

Yeah, I'm the idiot that the honey were going to wear. It's not Dean Edwards when he was on SNL, told her the story, because he always loved the story of me like doing that and it's been him working 7-11 and she was just like, I have no recollection of that whatsoever. Well, she gave the first couple of checks.

You remember you have the bullshit leaves. Yeah, I remember going down on that guy on the bus. I never knew I'd be it. I never lived until it all came. I never lived until it all came. I'm O for two for really trying to like talk to a celebrity I don't know about like let me bring up this moment like there. Oh, I'm over three. I've actually was Seth green to When Seth green we were both at JFL festival together and I was like dude

I went up to him. I was like nice to meet you man. My name's Jay. I'm here for the festival. I'm a comic This is gears ago, but I was like we both went to Lamberton like in Philadelphia He goes. Oh, yeah, and then I just didn't know man, my name's Jay. I'm here for the festival. I'm a comic, this is gears ago, but I was like, we both went to Lamberton, like in Philadelphia, he goes, oh yeah. And then I just didn't know what to say. And I went principal Romano. And he goes, yeah. And then just like, walk away. And I'm like,

I'm gonna go good. Seth Green. Seth Green. It's so funny. Principal Romano, you're like the worst. How funny? What did you think he was gonna do is gonna be like fuck him Dude, I thought it was gonna be like you know it's crazy. I'm a tour you like just do whatever the things bars no windows

Oh my god, remember when we beat central Yeah, yeah, he always wants to remind celebrities of where they've met before. Oh, no, but we didn't meet before Wasn't I be met before necessarily it was more that like we just both He was a couple years ahead of me so we didn't like talk or anything I shot my first one. I was especially in LA. I'm ready ready to do it They just say Wednesday night. You want to do we don't do special with you. Okay, let's get down. We're gonna do it Friday What today? Fuck yeah, I don't got to go bite nobody or chop for no clothes I got it. I went in there in and it's had like 400 seats. It was like 120 people there put them on the front side of act like it was full

I went hard though. It was my first lesson. Yeah, and the girl that played them power not power What's the nickname they played in with the music? Empire Empire the mama. Oh, yeah, Roger P. Hanson. She was in the front row with a girlfriend I don't know she is. I'm gonna see them laughing. Hanson. She was in the front row with a girlfriend. I don't know. She is God, I'm not I'm gonna see them laughing. I see sexy. I got air by laughing. But never seen again I seen it like four years ago after the shit came out the thing. I said, Hey, we was at some place together with somebody's They said hey, I remember you I did my first one hour and no eight and last time you was in the front row to a girlfriend She said now with me. No, yeah, you was left. You can't tell I never been to one house bitch. It was right in the front

That's how I'm gonna say the first thing with neck there come hands the best look. Don't make a big. Oh fuck you It was laughing when I was the shit there Yeah, do you remember when you were a fan of me? Yeah, this you left your point it you say yeah You laughed you touched your friend's shoulder You should say yeah, yeah, you laughed your touch your friend's shoulder Fuck it back. You should say yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do yes. I was somebody there That's what I wonder with like ti coming into comedy now like him coming in and being like I'm here and comics Don't have that we're like well now you're in our shit. Yeah, some comics they look at like back that but He's famous already very famous sorry Sorry. What's good? I've had

Nini leaks. Yeah do comedy. I seen stifferless mom. Oh, yeah. Yeah, do Tommy T's I've seen my fucking command. Yeah, no business Jeremy Jeremy Piven if you got something Dak Shepherd Michael Rapperport is that buffalore next week? So remy, but he got a mouth. He just talked his way to some shit. Yeah, now if anybody, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, but it's still a comedian now It's not a comedian. It's not a comedian. It's just rapping Tony. It's singing Tony Oh, there are a lot of this is the speech you gave Kurt Metzger 23 years ago that got fucking chicken peg that I'm You're a comedian you go off that dude sick of the car just came to me a sweet cheeks that that shitty Giggas to be in a way I wonder if if you really don't make your fame as a comedian and you go over

So you're just still the singer or rapper or a actor. Yeah, don't comedy sure like Mike Tyson did Yeah, where's the thing I depends if you can call I mean Steve O comes from like the Jack S. World Which is a comedy world first of all like solely a comedy world and they used to withstand so it's different version of comedy I think it Can mesh better into that kind of a thing I bet T8 T eyes got stories for fucking days. I don't even we have it. I don't have a problem with T. I doing comedy at all I always say however you get into it. You get into it. I got to do it because a friend suggested to me I'm more going this right now

I'm surprised why he doesn't understand why would happen. I guess apparently he went on after God for you to show. He went on after him. But last month, I was in Atlanta doing a show. He called the owners and say, can you ask 20 Rob's, can I do 10 minutes? So he came up, he was a big fan all along. I said, I'm a fan of yours too. I landed him up right before me. You do 10 minutes, consider it 20.

But when he came out, it was like Michael Jackson came back to life. Yeah. Because he didn't even land him. He was not done there. And then even though no matter who you are, when you up there doing comedy and everything settle down, you gotta get him back up. Now you gotta make him laugh.

Yeah. I don't care who you are, you gotta make him laugh. So they still, but it need a couple of laughs here and there. And, you know, but it's mostly just filming and looking and then when he got off I get up there and just Yeah, you know do what I do and then I let him come back on stage everybody came back on the comics We are y'all good night, but he didn't go after me. Yeah, if you wouldn't after me So we watched we watched his comedy a little bit it is pretty funny, because to do 10 minutes though, you're like, he's slow talks it for sure.

He's like, yeah. His hello is four minutes. Yeah, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's a smooth talking it. So I'm doing comedy now, so you know. You have a notice that reigns and has to be from cloud, actually. We did three shows together, actually.

He was on three or four shows. He did the Super Bowl thing It's probably cool. He went up top. It wasn't real cool. You know, he respect comedians. He really respect He calls me and Lance Mm-hmm all the time. Yeah, no, no, I believe he does he says he's giving oh, my gosh Me saying like thank you to the guys I I Can't tell depending on what thing you read or what he says at the time if he believes he's already pretty amazingly good at it or if he realized that's the biggest thing.

That's the, you gotta drop the go that you're not good at it. When he's not on stage, he's silly. He knows how to make people laugh. He, when you're on stage, it's gotta have, it's a formula to it. It's, it's a good, it's a good formula. You gotta, it's all this set up, set up, set up,

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some spell and shit and give it to him. Yeah. I'm like, that was fucking funny. That's fucking funny. That's also funny. And so he was like he's about to do a joke about some spell and shit and give it to him Fuck it's also that's also so he's really all Z on a guy that's undefeated But it's rappers singers Then don't even think about doing a standout well. I want to hear more like godfrees actual So I heard ti's response to it always it seemed like Ti was giving a lot of respect and almost like Yeah, you said man, you like to go to this but he's like you were about low me Why would it be me but Ti explains the thing that he was doing a real stuff

So then it gets like hip hop you like almost like the bracket those She's like working on a big deal maybe involving a comedy club with this real estate developer and the real estate developers is I own the Venue where the comedy club is tonight. That's in town. He goes, you should come and hop on. I heard you been doing comedy. Let me see what you got. So he goes down there and God free up and to be the headliner. I guess he was already on. He's already on. So he put him up at the end of God free thing. To me, if I were God free, not if I would go if it was me at the comedy club, I should say. And they were like, T. I wass can go off to I mean that's that exact thing happening with Norm McDonald They were like norms here. He wants to go on now. He wasn't asking me if he could but

I was like they're going to go on I was like yeah, dude, but I'm normic like I was done so like put I'm no McDonald's that was no McDonald. I did he said that he walked the room. It's he just set purposefully He just did a no McDonald thing. He's went up there and just started naming Apple brand like different Different types of apples. It was his thing was like, it'll be funny to watch everybody walk off. Yeah, that's very funny. It's Halegas.

You get to Fiji Apple. He got everything. You got to spend 10, I wanna go after you, man. It's like having, fucking daddy glove up. Tillsale watch it to him. That one tried comedy.

I'm gonna go after him. Absolutely. I'm gonna fucking, yeah, I'm fucking famous. I wanna Watch it. Yeah, I'm a chocolate comedy. I'm gonna go after him absolutely You're greatness in another thing I should do and smart and he should do is with God free quite honestly because of the Like if T.I. presents Steve O did this in the beginning actually too first things you do a couple of runs of this Yeah, because you're gonna draw an audience But you're not gonna be able to do good enough to keep an audience excited each twice Yeah, so what you do is you go out T.I. presents and then it's T.I. goes to the road you give him 10 or 12 minutes Yeah, you do it you do it a little bit and let the other

And over and in the next two or three years, it'll have enough time where you could figure out telling stories and get through it hour like an hour headline. If that's what he wants to do. Yeah, if you really wants to commit to it like that. So I don't know like so with the Normic. I don't think it is different. Again, he's a comedian going after me. TI is like a I don't know, like, I said with the normic, I don't think it is different. Again, he's a comedian going after me. TI is like a rapper, but yeah, please only hear this. Some Godfrey's podcast after a commercial from the Bay of Family. You guys get it.

You guys are cool. Everyone rock. All right. Things where you go as, of course, as a comedian, I'm like, why the fuck are you in our lane? Space. Yeah. But as a branding, as a, ooh, this is a good look,

as in everybody's about visual, everybody's about social media, go, sure, yeah, let them up. He did about half hour, he's telling stories, you know, T.I. talks very slowly. Yeah. He expeditious. I like having a rough idea to watch that. So it's his town, Atlanta's his town.

Yeah. So I was like, yeah, I didn't go into watch. Yeah. I didn't go into watch TI because as a headliner, no one's supposed to go up after you. Yeah. But there's a code in comedy that I follow. I'm not watching what you can't do better than me.

Yeah. You're not a comedian to me. You're working your way. I give him, he's taking it seriously. I don't know how long he's gonna do that Yeah, but I'm not coming back after I finished my shit. Yeah, I'm gonna go watch out of pure cure I'm like, well maybe godfrey knows him better, but I mean to me I'd be like that's fucking T.I Yeah, yeah, I'm doing it

I'd be like I At first I meet them is when he came to ask and he do Tim and I'll say yeah, yeah, I gotta see The first time me, them, is when he came, asked, can he do Tim and I'll say, yeah, yeah, I gotta see this. Yeah, yeah. And I can, and for me, so then went up the second time, I worked with him. I could make him funny. Yeah, you saw him. You could give me the stories, all your,

and your tabloids, all of it, give me, just talk to me for like, we'd have lunch. After lunch, I have 20 minutes in your hand. Yeah. After lunch. Yeah, I thought, that's the's the way I watch people too. It's like, oh, you got like a, you have a good base. A natural solution.

Because you don't need to do a lot because you're already TI. He wasn't nervous. I tell you what, he was in a place where he wasn't getting anything. The audience, the thing we watched was, uh, not, it was like a white audience somewhere at a bar show pretty much like they weren't giving him like the, that's fucking TI. That's a laughhouse. The laugh factory. Oh, maybe.

They didn't really take me like, you know, but's a factory. Oh, maybe. Well, he said that. He said that. They didn't really take me like, you know, but- Yeah, but he's the thing, but he didn't- he never got frazzled. He just kept talking to me. He's famous. Yeah, he's got that confidence of like, I can go- I'm going back to a gated house. He can be- he can be doing a harm.

I go, oh, shit, my bank statement just fine. Oh, you're all fucking zeroes. You guys- you guys- you guys upset me. I might buy Alexis on the way home. Okay. Anyways. So I had a couple around again. What's that embarrassing? I want you know what?

After that bomb, I'm going to go to Tahiti for two weeks. It's, it, it, there's, there's definitely like unbomable, like sentence. You can say to another comic to get him to like, at least think different or stand down. I, when I saw Vinny from Jersey Shore, at the seller a couple nights recently, or at the new jokes though, new joke show. And when he came out, I was talking to the one day

and he was like, I was a guy you're doing comedy, he was like, he's like, yeah, I'm actually trying to make a good right, because I moved into the city, like so I can be and do the clubs and be around the city. I was like, okay, you can't really argue, but okay, well, if you're gonna like, dive into it and do it, like, you can't really argue. Okay, well, if you're going to like dive into it and do it, like you can't really shit on it yet.

You know, I mean, like you see in 10 years where it's at and then if you want to make fun of it, I guess, but that kind of it's diffusing for someone to go to get. I'm going to fucking really grind it out and try to do it. Like you can't argue. So maybe to, I mean, to make him noise that he's like getting on stage, but go back to God for saying his things. He's, it's a little, it's a little beefy for God for saying, you know, I mean, you say things. He's, it's a little, it's a little beefy. Like God for saying, you know, I mean, you say things, I don't know, I don't like, I've also never been the, I'll laugh at bad comedy, I'll shit on bad comedy

and laugh at it, but I don't, I'm not ever outwardly mean, especially face face like young comics, man, I'm very like, I try to help. But I'm on at a weekend, I see a comic sitting around, I say, hey, hey, hey, nice to meet you, man, I'm very like I try to help. No, I'm on at a weekend. I see a comic sitting around. I say, hey, hey, Tony, nice to meet you, man. I'm blah, blah, blah. I said, appreciate you. I said, you have to play this one right here.

Say no, I'm not at that level yet. I say come tomorrow. You go better get ready for the mall because you're going to do five minutes. And they just stare at me and I say, I go get the man. Hey, he's going to do five minutes tomorrow. Then he just leave like you going to exercise and get some Rocky rocky one shit. He's gonna go back to the back and And sweat fuck around did everything but fake Yeah, I was coming give me a hug give me a like I appreciate man

I was that was just until he brought 20 people. Yeah, so for a girl I'm on the people was a girl she brought 20 people. I'm gonna do five minutes and then I came up to see her. Yeah, so was a girl she bought 20 people. I'm gonna do five minutes. And then I came up to see her. Yeah, so fucking she can believe I gave her to it. I love you. I'm not too I let like when I'm on the road like if there's you I always tell them I go I also don't do like a fuck I don't do like you know like over an hour ever on stage. So it's like I'm always like I'm like put out I'm gonna keep leaving one more and have the shows all be different. So like it's uh I'm always like if you have some local comics to please can I put them up for seven please I go I go let them

get up there and like do their thing. It's great. It's also rewarding for young comics in a place. Again, a celebrity not in comedy, but it's just like, I mean, who could T. I just give a full? I guess he does. He's acknowledging it. But God, I'm gonna hear it with the rest of what God free says. Like, I won't watch him after I'm done my show as a weird. Now, I gotta say, I've seen a weird thing before. We're like a host in New York.

Like for showcase show goes up at the end of the same time. You're like, that is weird. It looks weird. That's more disrespectful because you're like, it's disrespectful to the show. It's not what a host is supposed to do. Because he don't want to be forgotten. That's the mind of who's insecure. Well, people go up.

They go up at the end of the showcase and blow the light and do 45 minutes. Like it's their own headline It's like motherfucker. This isn't your audience. This is a show that's already gone on for an hour and a half like you just made my show too long It's funny. Exactly. It's funny. I do a I'm doing Mondays now. I'm hosting a 10 o'clock show 10 30 show or so at the Village Underground Comedy seller and I'm doing it because she's letting me book comics who don't work there that I can like get in there and like have her see them and it's working. Yeah, last night, I had butterly and rainy she's starting to like you. She's already she's already asked back for H Foley Dave Temple, so when I need some new faces. Yeah, I'll comedy club. Yeah, so new blood's good. And also good good new blood is good because it makes the old

guys nervous and it makes anyone it makes everyone work hard, but they're letting me do it I do 12 13 up front of the show to like get them going. Yeah, yeah What kind of shows I bring of it? I do maybe a minute or something between people or Depends have the shows going later. I also move it out of the way and when the show's over when I get the last comic off I start right away. It's like give it up for everyone you saw like I don't yeah You know, so I forget 20 minutes. Yeah, it's a forgetty. I'm tired, but now a lot of comments. I don't a lot of comments. Some big names. They let people go. They get too funny. Oh, like I'm with Lance Woods. I bring them on a roll with me, right? Sure. I'm talking about you got to you got to be you got to go behind me on your a game. You got to go behind him on your a game.

This motherfucker hilarious. Yeah. And it makes me a funny- I see you with videos with you. But we write together, we do skizz together. But that's the benefit of it. Yeah. That's what I always liked. I was just working in Minneapolis

with this comic Jeffrey Asmiss. He's so funny. Every joke, I'm like, God damn it. I'm like sitting backstage. I God damn it, that joke's funny. That's what you're talking about. You're thinking about your jokes, you're like suck. I bring that.

I'm only going on stage, but like try harder. It makes me, you know. Fuck yeah. Through my whole man. I'm only going stage. We're like try harder. Make me you know, fuck you I'm through my whole career. I mean I brought Bargazzi Vekion Yeah, on the road me. I've brought Lewis, you know Dave Smith would go on the road me a ton. I mean dude It's funny. I was like but now I have John Carden because I'm your only the least that these sound like the members of the

New York You guys remember Phil Sims and Mark Bavaro I had I mean just like honestly like these's like, honestly, like these are God, but they're guys who are like fucking monster, like make you wear. I want somebody on the road, it's gonna like make me fucking have to like, go up there and do it.

Don't make me like piss through it. Shane and Tim, who are arguably popping the whole heart of set of- We're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're like, we're a teacher here. We're like, we're like, we're a teacher here. We're like, we're like, we're a teacher here. We're like, we're like, we're a teacher here.

We're like, we're like, we're like, we're a teacher here. It's really sucking. It's, it's, it's got a few labs. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, a my you got to wake them a dig them out of a grand No, you know, you know, there's a lot of comics like notorious people who take flops and farts in front of them And so they can be heroes. Yeah, oh my god is him. That's shitty and weird It's also weird because you're you're like you're pushing a fake validation if you go up behind someone that's hilarious And you're funny. They're like how shit. This is a great validation. If you go up behind someone that's hilarious

and you're funny, they're like, oh shit, this is a great show. You just gave him a great show. As opposed to someone who sucks and you're like, he had to sit to like 30 minutes of it, but then it was good. They're like, even if you do great, they're like, he was hilarious,

but then like the show was. Yeah. And then last is like, in his 30s, I'm in my 50s. So I point of views, I'm so different. It's never my 50s. So I'm point of views are so different. It's never the same show. So we're, he thinks different I do. You can tell people, tell me. I mean, you can don't stay, it's like a whole not a vibe.

Cause I'm talking about older shit. And I'm only as dead. No, that's not. But I'll see you know, but that's also like, I also like that too. I like that young blood, the column, Tarell. So those guys like, your friend, that's like that, that younger blood to me also keeps me like, engaged like that. I'm like, oh blood, the column, Tarell's, all those guys like your front, that's like that, that younger blood to me also keeps me like,

engaged like that, I'm like, oh yeah, yeah, I gotta like do, I gotta stay out, I gotta keep up. Because a lot of the guys that you're talking about, they bring those flops with them on the road. A lot of times they're the guys that are kind of hard and non-comedy and they're like, that sucks, whatever, it stinks and it's like, yeah, because you're not producing any new blood in there,

you're not getting the blood moving, you're just fucking sitting around doing your old act. We damn and we have every spears and a couple of the guys in Canada. Let's do it at minton. Yeah, so we about to go on stage It's big is only about 800 people who's cool We did the great cup. Mm-hmm. Right cold as fuck out there So he comes and tells me and Damon we talk in the in the green room. He comes back in a hallway. Say hey I know I know how I don't know how y'all set goals, but don't talk about this, this, you give us 16, Dr. Talk about, right?

Who gave you the six years? Erie Spears, we came to us and we looking at him like, my fuck, we doing that now. Yeah, I'm gonna write a joke about that. I'm gonna even go and do, I got two other jokes like that. You talk about, I'm definitely fucking doing that that if you don't get the fuck out of face That's so funny. Yeah, man, Damon gave me to the point. Take go hard and he had to go last behind them And just the fact he asked us to do that we're like

Get the fuck that mean that's I'll say a Kurt Mads series. That's one of favorite stories him and Doug Sune were got some gig Kurt Madskir is that's one of favorite stories him and Doug Sunyeh were got some gig again 20 years ago opening up for screech when screech started doing comedy from say by the bill and his wife came in his wife came in before the show and tells Kurt and Doug goes hey guys we have a great show we're excited it's just when you go on stage no no jokes about grandma's wal-marts or farts the fuck out of! Are you crazy? Yeah. So that's been I'm a farting long month. We can't fucking fuck my grandma.

He's in the back like this. What are you doing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was farting. Well, my grandma. Stop talking about grandma's fart. Let's watch rest this God-free tape. Tape.

Well, at one time, let's lose. Let's what time can we go to if we say goodbye? I'll tell you that answer if you do three live reads and then I can do the math. Uh, do this just back to back? Yeah, we have three live reads. We just do them now. Please do them on air. Yeah, of course. Where else would you do? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no're at home in your bedroom read them now. We go to 52 right no

Go go just hit some music ready job Guys ready for commercial voice. Yes, let's do it. I love it. Hit it blue Anybody else taking those the guy's thing next to God free looks like the guy no one cared about an onyx I think next to God free looks like the guy no one cared about an onyx. Yeah Not Play man the guy you had to wait for to get the sticky fingers like get the sticky damn even The frog face It's like yeah the call back to do more fears though. That's very funny. Take the red one You stay in me remember the other guy from onyx. We're looking all of his features. We're like right in the middle of his face

He liked the rest of Kouta Kintay's foot The part they lost The part they threw out He's Toby yeah, that's Toby Yes Toby sitting on a field out the outside every man in the boys and clean it Yeah, just that grimace We talked about this Mind right now got like a like a 50-year prisoner talking to a young this young Jack

He's coming here with that bullshit You coming to here with what your fists. Oh, I talked up you got a new jacket like this You better walk I talked that shit to when I got here You know what you're gonna walk in with your fists clenched you can walk out. I think I got a handbraided I'm cool with dudes with titties. Yeah Godfrey rocks a tight leather jacket like Joan jet built on them Tammy's in good shit I

Can that faunsy here Let's watch the end of this clip this ti is ti's clip at the end of this Probably yeah, oh it is I don't we don't have a time thing why you worry about me y'all Tell you man at T.I. Do go to right road. He'll get a special You don't get a one-man show type thing and with a living room setting and he gonna talk all this shit about his past All this tabloid shit and be rocking just He can be slow as he won't do it long enough loud. He got about seven good labs. He good labs. You did hour. Yeah sure Well the slow connotates Yeah, it take confidence man I'm telling you I'm watching

online when you do stand up when you about to sit down something stupid about to come out your mouth you do you when you do the mic with both hands I'm like this thing about to get nasty you know I eat friends. I can't fucking eat this my boy, but you know, but fuck then you see Keep pushing the shit You explain this is the third we got miss look She didn't look away miss ma'am My wife hate the laugh that you like there but it's case not laughing How long we have loo?

Can we get the TX player? Six minutes, yeah. Oh, six minutes, let's look. We're good. Not who's not a comic, who's not a comedian. Yeah, for me morally, that's just fucking stupid. Yeah, but, but, but you just got through saying that it's, it's more than that.

You talked about the brand and you talk about all these other avenues that you could touch by having him come. So why wouldn't you go watch them? Just because, oh, okay, there's something else. I don't want to watch. I understand. He's got fun on the show. Varmus a singer. Yeah, I got down. Yeah, every color I know like Jake went bad He plays for the North face hornets. He's a yeah, yeah

I don't know in the room. I've just finished. Yeah, I'm just say I just finished But I waited for he hung out with us. Okay, are we talking? No, no, no, I want it. Okay Then you got what you need I Fuck with you. I have his music. I listen to his music like when Southern shit was coming out Yeah, and not this shit now. He was actually rhyming, you know his song. You don't know me To that arena after I had then got through ripping my motherfucking my my set and I didn't got paid and I'm leaving or exiting the stage and they say, hey, let my man go on and on and do it. Well, I'm gonna say, she if he got

to get out there, I just smoked that motherfucker. Let him go and do it. She's a bad analogy. Yeah. It's a bad analogy though, because like, it's not what it's, it's not like God free going on at the end of a TI show. Yeah. That would be weird. That was kind of bad.

Yeah. It's not a good analogy. So I'm saying, I guess point. What if, what if a, what if a young rapper went up? Yeah. Just a young local rapper. He says that, he says that what happened. But like honestly, what TI would just be honestly best to do here. It get almost like it cuts God for you off the knees really is him just go like

I didn't know that was a thing in comedy. Yeah, I didn't know that was okay. Yeah But we had one time I didn't know I didn't know was a thing in comedy that you guys like you don't go on through the headline or it's like okay I know that now, but it will happen You said like when nor Mcdonald came by we had one time remember gave really glaci It's how to headline and Robin Williams showed up and normally the more I talk about it The more I talk about and talk about this nor McDonald thing I'm not liking it. Where is this motherfucker?

Because I'm gonna give a piece of my mind. He's like I I'm gonna fuck I'm gonna That's sick crazy. I'm a hot you. Yeah. Yeah Where's that motherfucker? I'm gonna piece of my mind. Where's yet? you know I uh uh where's that motherfucker no peace no McDonald where's yet oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh I am a zoo. You know, how are you the key master? Yeah, I bet you are, huh? You ever... Hey guy.

You ever seen a key made? Yeah? It's crazy. Oh, I guess I bust ghosts. This is just a... I don't know, you know, I got zoole over here telling me today. You know, they're gonna release this stay puff marshmallow, man. I can sit through 40 minutes of that

He's doing one McDonald's a ghost. No, I mean, I can sit through a show. Just wait. Talk. I can sit through Oh, man. Yeah, he's fuck that but there's plenty of comics who are like it's not my thing I was like a whole and this just sounds like a misunderstanding and then it is and then T.I. Got a video of him talking It was probably like fuck you man. The problem is T.I. Can't I got a video of him talking and was probably like, fuck you man. But the problem is, TI can't not be hip hop in that way. So like, when he still does it the end,

which I don't know if it's gonna get to in this video, he goes, so you know, I don't mean no disrespect by, he's like, you know, it's cool man, you're one of the ghosts, you ain't got to worry about me, he goes, but you're poking the bear.

You're poking the bear. You're poking the bear, and you're like, now your chest is now too empty. Before he's a rapper, he's a rapper slash gangster. Yeah. Now, if you come in and comedy, you're like, no one thing is, now you're chest-known to God. Before he's a rapper, he's a rapper-slast gangster. Yeah. Now, if you come in and comedy, you, you got to like it,

but you ain't gonna turn him that. Yeah. You're gonna talk about it bad and then say some shit to other people about him. Yeah. You still, you poking the bear with this shit. Yeah. So, you know.

Yeah, then you're getting a guy who's like, he's got free, don't get in trouble. Like when your mama come on with the guy, and then they, your uncle, no, you know they fucking, but you're bad, not saying that. If you better not say none if you want these ten Yeah, our roommate our new roommate. I've got you Godfrey's been a buddy for a long time and please don't get killed in a rap beef Why be in popcorn for dinner?

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