The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Poppa's Bread with Rich Vos

Episode Date: August 13, 2024

With Big Jay and Christine absent, The Legend Rich Vos fills in as co-host. He professes mild affection for his wife and flatulates in the studio. Jacob replaces Christine and has never been more frazzled. Bobby wants a vintage trailer that he can do a comedy tour in. Bob has a beef with Tom Papa about who became a bread baker first. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly What's up everybody it's Monday The bonfire. I'm Robert Kelly the great Big Jay Okerson is not here. He's doing his life's work. He's on his way. He's on his way. Yeah, Jay's coming. He'll be here right after the Marilyn Manson concert he's at. Where is he with town? I don't know where the show is, but he's gonna meet him. I know that. He's going to his... what's that? PNC. PNC. Easy to spell. He's going to the concert tonight, he's meeting them, the love of his life, right, his God. Which I heard he actually lost weight, he got back into shape.

Who, Big Jay? No, Big Jay did not. We have the great Rich Voss, the legend, Richard Voss. Pleased to be here, thank you for having me Thank you for coming in dude. How like I couldn't tell you One and maybe you probably couldn't tell me answer to a math problem. No one one Marilyn Manson song You're listening to it right now. I'm not listening to anything. This is him. Listen crank it up, man It's a great song, you know, they're coming into I tell you said that was Duran Duran. No You know this song. The other one we were coming into?

I thought you said that was Duran Duran. No. This is gonna be a tough one. We are short staffed. Christine's gone. Black Lou's not here. Jacob is panicking at the computer. I'm not panicking.

Oh, dude. I just, like, I don't like when people say panicking. What are you doing? You could be frustrated and not panicked. I did my job. Yeah? It's not working. Okay. Well, I mean, you were swearing like a merchant Marine a couple minutes ago.

It doesn't mean I was panicking. My best wasn't good enough. Cause here we are back where we were before. You're huffing and puffing, dude. Black Lou is in a great, I mean, DJ Lou, you're in a great mood. You're, you're, you're, you're laughing at Jacob's anger. I mean, in a great. I mean DJ Lou you're in a great mood. Yeah, you're you're you're laughing at Jacob's anger I mean frustration what you're at a 60. He was fine. Now. He's not fine. I know what's mad at Jacob What's going on over there?

I'm trying to sign in Gmail yeah, which I finally just did while you were criticizing me you did it Apparently so Jacob look at me Jacob while you were criticizing me. You did it. Apparently, yeah. So Jacob, look at me. Jacob, look at me. You could do it. I could and I did. And you did.

And that's the Jacob we all know and love. Not that angry little Jake that was just in the studio screaming and swearing and saying all that crazy. No, you got the Jacob in my apartment. Alone Jacob. Yeah. First day back from Florida, Jacob. When you had a...

When you realized you were in a one bedroom in Queens by yourself. Yeah. Ah! And you just left beautiful Florida fishing. Exactly. Weather, swimming. And you just left beautiful Florida fishing exactly weather swimming and now you're back in the the heat of Queens Good to be home. It's good to be home the city that never sleeps city that never sleeps. It takes naps You take naps. Yes

Anything you want to play today Bobby? Yes, you just say it name it and I'll play it I just want to say we went from we I got fucking nothing. What do you got? You got the clip? I got no clips to any I mean this is a this is a switch right now you. I had everything ready and I was told not to use a certain account and then none of the others worked. So somebody told so it's somebody else's fault. Well, it's... Point your finger, point three back at yourself. Yes. The thumb is going to God. That's true.

Oh yeah. Yeah. I didn't hear that one. Yeah, well, we're a short staff today, but we're gonna do the best we can. It'll be great. It's gonna be fun. How many things have we done together?

A million. I know, we've done a lot together. We actually walked by the old O&A studio. Yes. I had to go get Richard Diet Coke. We had a seance there and we brought Patrice back. Those black Earl. Oh, okay. That was not Patrice. Oh, okay. Yeah. We walked in and saw the empty studio where all the magic used to happen. What do you feel when you're hatred when when you're at doing a gig and someone comes up to you goes man I love you you used to listen to you on ONA all the time do you like that do you go oh or do you go like I mean no I love it all. You do? Yeah. Okay, Gandhi.

You love it all. Do you really? Will you stop grabbing your microphone? We can hear it and so can the listener. Okay, I don't care. I don't want Big Jim going, can you please tell him to stop grabbing the microphone? You love it all when they come and look down at the ground. I mean, I'm not saying all of them.

No, dude. I'm saying that we have lived through so many iterations of different comedy. We were around with Opie and Anthony at its height. Yes. I mean that's that's insane we were Tough Crowd and then Opie and Anthony and now the bonfire. Did you do any how many you did Tough Crowd? Yeah. Oh cool. Why would you say that I was on Tough Crowd with you. You're the most many, you did Tough Crowd? Yeah. Why would you say that? I was on Tough Crowd with you. You're the most- I never did Tough Crowd with you.

Yes, there's a video of us on it. You and I together. You're so old you don't remember. Who? You and me did Tough Crowd together. No, we never did. Yes, we did. I never did an episode with you.

I would've remembered. No, you don't remember anything. I would've remembered. You're 67. Yes. I'm surprised you're here. I thought you would have remembered. No, you don't remember anything. I would have remembered. You're 67. Yes. I'm surprised you're here. I'm sorry. I thought you would have forgot.

Forgot to come today? No, I had to go. No, I think it's great that, I love, we were just at the Corey Feldman show at the PNC and I was like, we played there and fans from Opie and Anthony were coming up and saying, hey man, I remember seeing you here. That was cool.

All those shows were cool. Dude, it was crazy. It was crazy. Those shows were packed. I mean, I'm looking around. Yeah, they were fun. And I'm like, we played this packed out at a comedy show with Burr, Patrice, me, Norton.

Who else we had? We had Louie was on the show. That's where Biglia died. Oh, that's the show. He came out Biglia died. Oh, that's the show. He came out in his hoodie. Oh, he came out a sweater, not a hoodie. I think it was a sweater. It was a hoodie, either way.

And then he's bomb and he's like, what do you want me to be like Voss and do crowd work? And then he walked out to the crowd to try to do crowd work. Yeah, the one thing you don't do at an ONA crowd is go into them. And trash one of the people they like. You don't, yeah.

You don't go in, that's like going into the lion's cage and trying to pat a lion. It's like, dude, you do not go into that crowd. And I remember, here's how bad we are though. We're watching that with glee. We were all behind the curtain peeking out, watching him just die in the crowd. There's nothing better than watching the comic just eat his fat one. He does that all day.

You know, Vos, that's all he does is crowd work. Shut the fuck up. I saw him at the cello recently, and he walks up and he goes, eh, the crowd wasn't great. You would have done well, Vos, with your crowd work. Like, quit trying to disrespect me. You tried that once and I beat you down

on Opie and Anthony very bad. I don't remember that. Didn't Burr have a fight with him too? Yeah, I'm Bob and Tom Burr. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I mean, I fucking, whatever, I don't wanna get into negative. Well, you kinda did.

You already did. Well, we were talking about the virus tour and you were bringing up different people that were on the PNC one. So I think, was Carlos Mancini on that one? No, he wasn't on that one. He was. He was on that one?

He was on that, they invited him on that and we were all backstage like, oh this, and he started, they were booing him. But he turned the ship around. It was pretty impressive. Love him, I hate him. That kid, he brought up something that got like, you know, I love America. And the person, wah, he knew how to turn whatever crowd,

whatever redneck thing. You know, white people are good. And they went, wah, and he was like, and he just went into a bit. And he mind-fucked the crowd into stand-up. But wait a second, if he was on that show. He wasn't on that one, he was on a different one. Where the fuck was he at, in Philly?

In Camden? No, no, Philly was Burr. Oh, and that was Camden. That was a... Yeah, that's the one where he fucking lost it. That was a tough one. Oh, Colin Quinn's calling me, should I answer it? Yeah.

Hey Colin, you're live on the bonfire right now. Me and Rich Voss, Big Jay is at Marilyn Manson concert taking a day off Wow, oh Good Starstruck you don't like rich boss. You look I do I'm starstruck He said that I was he said I was never on tough crowd with him. Is that always me and you together? I don't know You guys think I remember every goddamn episode of tough crowd. Well, you together I don't know you guys think I

remember every goddamn episode of tough crowd you sure that's all you got to look back on oh god stupid dumb hack enough of you that's your big yet that's your big get? That's your big get? Colin calls you and you put him on speaker phone? No, you are my big get. Live at night, fucking radio. I know, relatively, I am a big get. Are you still on Fire Island, living your dreams out? Not at the moment, but yeah, I'm going back.

Now you said to me that on Fire Island, I thought Fire Island was all gay, but you said this section of Fire Island that's gay, and then there's a section of straight where it's just couples and stuff. Yeah, it's like the Greek islands, some gays and straight. But late night, have you ever been like, hey, I'm just gonna go take a walk?

No, I'd have to go out and take a boat. Oh, you'd have to take, I'd have to go, I'm taking a boat. Oh, you love that you changed it up from ferry. I know. Because I didn't want you hacks making a ferry joke. Big vacation, you crossed a bridge. He takes a whole month off. He goes every year to Fire Island. Yeah.

Are you having a good time? Yeah, the family's come out, we have fun. Oh, good. It's great. Do you good time? Yeah, the families come out. We have fun. Oh good. Oh, yeah, you go to you go swimming Yeah You go fishing for blowfish I'm sorry to put you through this, Colin. I love it. All right, I'll see you guys later. All right, love you, buddy. Wait, Colin, Colin. I want to know if Tim Gage puts suntan lotion on him.

Why was he calling? I had to talk to him about something. Anyways, yeah, the weekend was fucking crazy for me, man. Why? Because I got this whole house thing I'm going through where I'm buying a house, selling a house, and I have to move, and it's a nightmare. I don't know.

Beyond a nightmare. It's never good. It's always something comes up. It's the most stressful thing in life. I had an open permit on an electrical thing from 2003 that somehow I bought the house with this open permit and I had to find, it was crazy. You have to juice people up, give money,

call people, get favors. Juice them up. Juice, juice, relax before you you get I didn't say Jew I said juice is that all you hear now? and Anyways, we finally got closing date tomorrow on the new house on the new house on the sale or no On the new house as the other one sold other ones sold sold We're closing on that next week.

And I have to move Friday. So I'm moving Friday. So there'll be a week, I'll still own the, I'll own three homes for one week. Do you need help moving? No, I'm not asking any of you people to move. Are you crazy? You wouldn't help me.

You wouldn't help me if I was like, had problems with my marriage, you wouldn't help me. Why would I think that you'd... I wanted to help you find somebody. I got somebody. Okay. I know people. You would never help me.

You're not that guy. Yeah, I would. I would drive up in a second. Buddy, I went to your barbecue. You didn't even cook the food. I have people. Yeah, you didn't cook the food. I cooked the first batch.

Six hamburgers. Then my friend took over. No, you made him take over. I didn't make him take over. Yeah, we were hungry and there was no food. There was no food. There was tons. I bought tons. You bought not tons.

You bought eight hamburgers. No, I bought tons. And Norton ate five of them. You what? We heard there were veggie burgers too. Yeah, you bought impossible burgers. Impossible burgers. For everyone.

No, not for everyone, but for Bonnie. You had more impossible burgers than you had regular No, we didn't buddy. You did I was you see Norton ate all the burgers. What do you mean? There was there was something about Norton. He did get a plate of food and Ran into the living and then he went to the living room and just fell asleep by himself And we were like what the fuck's going on, dude. What's happening? You don't get fed at home? Yeah, what do you do? You have you have your dream life

You have you married your dream girl and you have a penthouse apartment And yes, you have you just given up like he's it feels bad. He was beaten down. He flew in that day though Yeah, I give him a pass cuz he was yeah, he flew first class. It's not like he flew a Cessna. He flew first class, what's that? You get in first on the plane, go to sleep, wake up, you're there. Yeah. Yeah. Andy, you know he ate on first class.

You know he had breakfast. Well, I don't know. I think he was flying in from like Indianapolis. Yeah, they probably still have breakfast. Yeah, well. Well, whatever. Yeah, whatever. I'm just saying if you need help. You're not gonna help me. All right, help me move this weekend. I can't. Okay, now there you go. There's the bit. Such an asshole. I mean I can morally support. I don't need, I don't want

anything moral from you. You don't have morals. This is why I pick Voss. Why do you, now what do you need to know about move, do you, do you, you have movers? You have a moving company. We hired, there's a comic moving company. It's all comics, mostly comics that do it. That's so uncomfortable. For them. Not for me. Yeah, move that to my better house.

No, yeah, I want them to make the money. Who owns the company? I don't know, I don't know. I hooked up Andy. Andy hooked me up with them So we called them up I guess they're coming Friday and they take everything and move it up to the new house put everything back together and they're gone two days And then I'll be I'll be living in this new house new house in a cul-de-sac. That's cool

I met my neighbors today today who I've already had fights with in my head about shit that hasn't happened. Yeah good well at least I hope, yeah you gotta prepare. I had a fight with the guy to the left about the fence that I want to put up and uh. There's nothing you're allowed to do. No I met them today one's a volunteer firefighter which you know that's my thing. They're the first responders. God bless America, right wing Bobby. But you're arguing with him. I had a fight with him in my head because I'm psychotic. Volunteer firemen are the ones who usually start the fires.

Have you ever read that or heard that? Never in my life. Yeah, because they get bored, they have nothing going on, like the real firemen. Look it up, sorry. We're not saying all of them, not saying all of them. That's the plot of Backdraft. That's the plot of Backdraft. That's the plot of every

fire, that was on Psych too, you fucking asshole. That was on Chicago Fire too. Yeah, that's in TV, stupid, that's not life. Does he chime in on everything? Yeah, he's part of the show. That's sweet boy Jacob. Yes he does. So yeah, I met the neighbors, they were great.

Hot? Any hot? Not one. Not one hot? Why would I want a hot neighbor? Something to look at through the window or something. No, look at my sweet wife Dawn. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah.

To what make you what? To make me go on the road. I'm not gonna, the house is beautiful. I'm excited about the house. How many bedrooms for, right? It's a four bedroom, but it's a finished basement. Oh, that's great. That's what you want. I found out, this is what's weird though.

When we did the inspection of the house, everything was fine. And they had all, no, they had all the furniture on the deck. We have a nice deck, risen deck that goes out from the kitchen. Yeah, yeah. Went out there today, one of the boards was all rotted away. They had their couch, the outdoor couch, over it. So how hard is it to put a board in this?

I don't know, but it's just, it's the fact that they hit it. But it might, hopefully it's not termites. No, it's not termites. It's not termites. I just said hopefully it's not. It's not, I know it's not. How do you know it's not? Because I know what termites. I just said hopefully it's not it's not I know it's not how do you know? It's not because I know what termites look like

I'm looking at one right now fucking termite But it just bothered me because it's like You know you fucking just saving yeah, it's like what else am I gonna find now? What are the horse shit? Yeah, and then they were like would you want to do the lawyers? I'm like no I'm not gonna not a of our board the have our board fucking what is it one by two? I don't know by two now I don't know what it is. I didn't look two by six. I don't know but it's still it's just the principle of it You know, yeah, you could have just told me the dumb board was there whatever but anyways, it's all in a week I will be fully moved into a new house. Oh, wait till you have to set it all up though.

That's a lot of work. I'm not doing any of that. That's all on her. You don't hang pictures? No, all on her. What about, you don't have a weight room, but now you can. I do.

You do? I'll do that, but I'm not, everything, I had the contractor there today, and I just kept hearing, cha-ching, cha-ching. Why, were you pitching quarters? No, she's changing everything and she's just adding... She wanted to put... Tell me if this is fucking nuts.

She wanted to put the microwave in a cabinet. What? I've never heard why. It seems like an extra step. Because she didn't want to see the microwave. Well don't you have one that hangs down from a cabinet? I was like, the microwave has to be out. Am I crazy?

That's crazy, she wanted to- She wanted to- Now you have a door to get to- Then you have- Two doors. Then you have to open a door, two doors. You have to open the door, leave that door open. Now somebody has to go around that door.

And they might hit their head. We got into the biggest fight over this stupid microwave. This is where I'm at in life, that I'm arguing about putting a microwave in a cabinet. Well, it's supposed to hang under something. It's supposed to be out. You're supposed to be able to look at the time, look at the little food, what it's doing, knowing it goes ding. It's supposed to be available. You open one door, one door, the microwave door.

Do you have an air fryer or whatever? Yeah, I got an air fryer, but it's not the point. I want a microwave. Yes, of course. And she wanted to put it in a cabinet. I'm like, and she's like, I know we're gonna fight. And she's like, well, I just think it's not a big deal. You open the cabinet. I go, it's a step in life that you,

I don't have the time to take that extra fucking step. Well, it's not even that. What is it? It's not supposed to be there. Yeah, it's not. It's not. Because all the stuff that rises from the microwave where there's a vent. What?

You don't have a vent on your mic? Oh, from the, yeah, yeah. To vent smoke from your. Yes I will, yes. It goes outside, but yes But if you have in your cabinet, I Still have a vent. It's the fucking to double door no Jacob hit it Here's listen to me when you're cooking on the stove. Yeah, and there's

Smoke above you have a vent on your mic. Yeah, we'll suck that up. Yes. I know that into the Okay, yes, but if it's in the cabinet, yes won't be able will suck that up. Yes, I know that. Into the, okay. Yes. But if it's in the cabinet, Yes. It won't be able to suck it up. No, there'll be a vent in the cabinet, too. That's more work. For microwaves?

I don't know. There's no vent in the cabinet for a microwave. The vent, the microwave is out in the open. Well, let me say, ask you something. Is that like nerve-racking? Because the contractors, they just, they write on the pad, and then they hit you, they sock it to you at the end. That must be maddening.

They do this at the tiny house when we bought the land. I was just going, I want to put this here, okay. I want to do this, yup. They just keep saying, yeah, they'll do whatever you want. Yeah, just gotta pay. And they just add it up. And God forbid they sock it to you. And I love to get it socked to. a bid they sock it to you and I love to get it socked too

And then they sock it to you Jacob It's better than his potty mudder he was using before the show started fuck it we can't even say what he was saying then we get canned I Just I just I can't believe the how how's the backyard look backyards all I mean dude the house is Insane, it's a beautiful house. I'm so lucky. My neighbors are great. You don't know that I did I met them today big deal That doesn't that means nothing. What does that mean? It means nothing. You met him Of course, you're not gonna come out the first time you meet him and be crazy I can tell you know why they walked from their house out and met us

Introduced themselves and they were like, whatever you need, let us know. We can help you with whatever you wanna do. The other guy was the same way. They're fucking great. That's good. The neighbor, it's a cul-de-sac, which I've always wanted to live on.

Dude, I am so happy. We went to the little deli down the street, Italian deli, which is great. It's not a bodega. You know what I mean? No, I don't. What do you mean? Weird bags of chips from some country you've never been to.

Just Lay's and Sun Chips. Talk about plantains and... Yeah, whatever. It's just a nice little town. I love that... You could buy loose cigarettes. No, I love it because they have... This is what I look for in a town, a gay bakery.

If there's a bakery with a gay rainbow flag, I'm like, this is the town I want to live in. No, that means they make good baked goods. It was their passion. It opened it because it was their passion. It's their passion. They went up there and they always, they quit whatever golden handcuffs these two girls had or this guy had. Let's go up and let's do what we love to do and let's open up a bakery and make the best fucking croissants we've

ever had. Yeah. Hmm. Let's go to France for three years and come back to Catona. Oh dude I went in in, they have books. They have little, like little. First of all, why would you care if they have books? Oh, for Max. Oh, okay. Not for me. I love it, man, I love it.

That's great. I'm so happy. Are you gonna put a pool? No, I don't want a pool. Pools are stupid. I know. Yeah, you have a pool, you don't even take care of it. What are you kidding me?

You don't. Who takes care kidding me? You don't. Who takes care of it? You don't. You're right. I thank you. You don't. I went in your pool, it was a bunch of leaves. Now we got it all fixed,

because now we have the vacuum and stuff. Yeah, there was leaves. You had a party with people and you had leaves. I had a couple leaves. The whole thing was leaves. It's beautiful now. I came up out of the pool, I had a leaf in my mouth. Okay, it's beautiful because we have a new vacuum.

The vacuum broke right before you guys came over. You had jacuzzis, you don't know how to turn them on. Now we do, we got everything working perfectly. Okay, well you had it and you had people over and you should have figured it out. Well, you know what, you still went in the fucking pool, stupid. I had to, it was 900 degrees out.

Okay, well you. I wouldn't even call it a pool, I'd call it more of a pond. Yeah, well. What the fuck? Because Lord was here we wanted to make him feel at home As a well we're gonna maybe put a couple of lily pads Little fucking turtle you had to put a couple little tadpoles in

Now you your pool was not beautiful. It was not taken care of. Want me to have a pitcher sent right now? You don't go in it. You don't even swim in it. I went in it. I go in it now a little bit sometimes. After I come out of the sauna. And then thank you for hipping me to that sauna. It's the best thing ever.

You didn't even know you had a sauna in your pool. We don't have a sauna. We have a fucking whirlpool. You have two, what? A sauna? It's not a sauna. A jacuzzi.? A sauna? It's not a sauna. A jacuzzi, a jacuzzi. It's a jacuzzi.

Not a sauna, a jacuzzi. All right, so say who's wrong here. All right, we're both stupid. No, I'm not stupid, you are. Everybody listening knows we're both dumb-dumbs. No, no. We have a jacuzzi. Even Jacob's nodding his head, you're right.

Listen, you have two jacuzzis. Well, that little one doesn't really do anything. It's a jacuzzi. It's not, it's by the stairs. It's a jacuzzi. It's not it's by the stairs It's David jacuzzi in their pool that you can go swim in from the pool There's no wall you can swim in it and sit in the jacuzzi, and you didn't even use it You even know what it was you didn't you thought it wasn't a jacuzzi you thought it was jets for the pool I'm the one who told you it was a jacuzzi. Oh, you're a well. Thank God for you

Look at I don't we used a big jacuzzi the Oh you're... Well thank God for you. I don't want to fight. We used the big jacuzzi, the real one. All right, can we not fight? We're not fighting. We're fighting. We always fight. That's why, because I want to put the microwave in the cabinet. No, I think it's just stupid. She's dumb. No she's not. That's all. She has a vision, but it doesn't match your vision. That's all. She saw something on TikTok, some stupid woman on Facebook. You can just put the... Look at this, it's hidden so nobody sees it. Who cares? She saw that shit. You don't put a door over a microwave.

No, we put our refrigerator in a cabinet. You can put the coffee maker in the cabinet? No you can't. Yeah she can. It's gotta be right out. They do it in the hotels all the time. I don't like it. Why?

Well we have a big coffee maker. That would take up most of the cabinet. Whatever. There's a bed on the counter under a cabinet You know what anyways, I'm backing out of this as soon as we move in. I'm walking out. I'm just gonna go on the road I'm gonna come do the bonfire do my podcast and she can do whatever she wants. I don't care I don't care. I really at this stage of the game I just want to be out of the rain out out of the cold, and be able to sleep. That's all I need at that place.

Are you gonna have your own bedroom? Like you? Yeah. No, I love my wife and she loves me. I love my wife and I love her from the distance. You like, you like, you like Bonnie a lot. Yeah, she's a good roommate.

Exactly, you have a roommate. I do not want that. You have a weird relationship, Rich. We're older. No, it doesn't matter. And I snore. It doesn't matter. I gotta get, you know what I gotta get?

Yeah, a new house for yourself in Florida. You need to get a residency in Vegas. Ah, what a dream. Oh, it would be, you'd leave in a second. If I could do Thursday, Friday, Saturday in Vegas, that would be perfect. Three nights. Why don't you do the whole week?

Go move. No, I don't want to. I'm gonna get your residency where you leave. If you can get me Thursday, Friday, that's what Ralphie used to have at Harris. Yeah. Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Yeah, your relationship with your wife is weird to me.

It's great. We laugh. You laugh, but that's not, I mean, I love. We hugged each other today a little. You don't even kiss anymore. Well, you know what? What? Yeah.

Is that the type of relationship you'd want? Yeah, we're together 20 years. It doesn't matter what you're together 20 years. You should be in the same bed. No. Do you like, if you're alone, would you just make out on the couch? What are you talking about?

I'm asking like to show intimacy. First of all. He doesn't show, he doesn't do it, Jacob. He doesn't have it in him. Intimacy. Really? Oh yeah, I don't have it in me. No. I bought two new plants today for the Florida room.

What's the Florida room? Our indoor screened in porch. Your porch. It's called a Florida room. It's not, it's called a porch. It's called a Florida room. What's the Florida room? Our indoor screened in porch. Your porch. It's called a Florida room. It's not, it's called a porch. It's called a Florida room. In Florida, it's called Florida room. They call it a Florida room.

Stop they, you don't even know who they are. Frank and Susan. Listen, your relationship with your wife is just, it's uncomfortable. Not for us. Not for us. It's for your friends too, because we have to pretend like we're visiting this couple

that doesn't like each other. I like her. You have your own room downstairs and your own. No, what do you mean downstairs? Oh, the living room is. Yeah, the antique, the antique store you have down. I decorated, I decorated, yeah, she let me. Yeah, I know, because she doesn't like you.

No, she likes me, that's why she let me do it. She wants you to have your own place where you don't bother her. She has her sewing room off of her room. Yeah, you guys live like it's the 16th century. It's weird. You guys have a weird, you have an antique relationship. You are, you have your own bedroom. Whatever works, works. When you go to bed at night, do you say good night to her at all? Yeah, we all say goodnight. I go, goodnight, John Boy. She goes, hmm.

You call her John Boy? Is that her transitioning name? I can't wait till Bonnie comes home with another woman. Oh, we'd see her on the same page. Yeah, dude, your marriage is a weird, it's a, what is it, lack of, what is that word? Love. Love.

We're older, we're a lot older than you. What's that word? I love my wife. You like her. A lot. Yeah, you guys aren't in love, you're not in love. You're not. No, no.

You're not. Yeah, I miss her sometimes. You don't. No, no. You're not. Yeah, I miss her sometimes. You don't. I do. You don't. You miss her as a friend, as a pal. No. You guys are pals.

No, you're not a therapist. I'm not a therapist. I'm telling you what I see. The fact that you have your own bedroom. What I see, listen, you're the same thing. You might sleep in the same bed, but you go on the road. You know, you go, I can't wait to get out. But I rolled up this morning. I woke up this morning, rolled over to my wife but you go on the road. You know, you go, I can't wait to get out. I'm leaving on the phone.

I rolled up this morning. I woke up this morning, rolled over to my wife. And fell off the bed. I put my arms around her and she grabbed my arm and pulled it closer and we just stayed there. And she said, Frank. No, she didn't say, we hugged each other. Yeah.

And held each other. I gave her little kisses on the back of the neck. Oh, that would've been. And I went, I love you, baby. And she's like, I love you too. And I was like, this is gonna be a crazy week, but we're gonna get through it together. And she squeezed me tighter.

Well, you know what I did? I made coffee and I brought it up to my wife in bed. And I brought her coffee in bed. Yeah, you're a servant. You're a male servant. She has a dunga din. And you're a gigolo. Dude, you're Bonnie's butler.

Yeah, you're her butler. Does she have a bell that she rings and you have to bring stuff up to her? Dude, the fact that you have your own bedroom is mind boggling to me. No, it started when we had our condo. Because I would snore and wake her up and she'd yell at me and I'd walk on the couch.

So. I've read that it's very healthy actually for the relationship to separate bedrooms if somebody snores. Yeah because it all actually keeps the intimacy. What are you doing? Was that a fart? No. You just farted. What a dry fart. Did you hear that? How do you feel about that Jacob? We heard it. No so he's right. Jacob doesn't like farts in the room, man. Who gives a fuck? I didn't. You know what?

I didn't think of that. I should have thought of that. I changed my whole diet for that little twink over there. I actually started eating more like steaks so my farts wouldn't come out because of you. I just, I love being with my wife. I don't think that's. I like being with my wife.

Yeah, in like intervals. Yeah think that's right. I like being with my wife. Yeah, at intervals. Yeah. It's great. Like anything. Yeah. Like being with my daughter every now and then. Yeah, I don't like that, man. I don't like your own room. It's weird.

Well, it's not weird. A lot of people do it. Yeah? Yeah. A lot of people don't do it. A lot of people do it. I don't think so. Am I crazy?

Look it up. Oh, I feel like. Why don't I have my stomach killing me? Please don't have some type of old guy shit right now. Oh, God, what's wrong with you? I can't take it. There was nobody else. We can go to younger. You got to the V's.

Let me ask you something, though, Bobby. Yes, Jacob. What's up, buddy? With the new house, are you designing a man cave? That would be exciting to me. I hate to work. I'll tell you what I'm doing. What are you doing for yourself? I'm buying a shed. You're this is the this is the room for you to go eat this.

First of all, I hate that I'm the fat guy. So you're not fat. Well, you just did a fat joke. No, I know I did. You think I'm going to go for life. You're not fat. Well, you just did a fat joke. No, I'm, no, I did a pig joke. See, that's your complex. That you gave me. I didn't give it to you. This is the way out of it, you buy a shed.

You just go to those companies, like Amish Mikes, you can build it from the ground up, they'll insulate it, they'll make a nice one, it's like six, seven grand, whatever, and you just, I'm putting it in the backyard, and that's my spot. I had a picture of this. No cigar room, nothing?

Yeah, that'll be my cigar. I'll go out there and smoke cigars. Let me see if I still have it. I had a picture of this guy did a shed. But nothing in the main room, not in the main house. No, the house is the family, man. I don't wanna, you know, we have an office, I have an office, I have an office.

I have a garage. I'm making that into like a gym. I'm gonna get the tonal. You see that tonal thing? Yep. I'm getting that. Tonal, it's great. You know I love technology.

I'm getting that home gym with a, you know. It's funny because- What, the one that you fucking go online with or whatever? It's like a mirror. Yeah, right. Oh yeah, that's fucking bullshit. Just get a fucking gym. Why are you getting so mad at me? Because it's stupid.

Get weights. Why are you such an old man? Just get weights. Oh, here, look at this. Why do you need a phone? Look what this guy did with his shed. Yeah, yeah, that's great. I mean, it's a fucking nice,

I would love to do that with our shed and build a little apartment. I tell you what I'm gonna I tell you what I'm getting. I'm getting a vintage trailer. I'm on the hunt. I'm getting a vintage trailer Well, that's for the time what you know I want a trailer so you're trying to get a trailer before me to make up because I got the watch that you wanted So you always know that my dream is to get a trailer and you're gonna go well I'm gonna get a trailer before him. That's subconsciously, you might not be doing it on purpose, but you deep down will go,

fuck Voss, I'm gonna get a trailer before him. Well, go ahead. Do you know when Jay asked me to do the bonfire, and I was like, all right, I'm gonna do it, and then we came on the air, and I told Voss, dude, I'm doing the bonfire. Dan had to take off, he wanted to take off, and Jay asked me to do it, and I'm gonna be doing it. He was like, you're doing the bonfire. Dan had to take off, he wanted to take off and Jay asked me to do it and I'm gonna be doing it.

He was like, dad, you're doing my dream. I know. I'm not the bonfire. You are. Not the byfire, but I always wanted to do radio in like this is the perfect time. Yeah. You know why?

Because one, you could still play golf in the morning and do shows after it. Yeah. This is the, like morning radio, no, forget that. You know why? Because one, you could still play golf in the morning and do shows after it. This is the, like morning radio, no, forget that. You gotta get up too early. But this is the perfect, yeah, it was one of my dreams. And my other dream is a trailer. Yeah, and I'm gonna steal that too, you old coot.

I'm gonna take that. This one I'm over. This one I'm way over. I almost bought a vintage trailer this week and I had one. But what do you mean? The hooks to your car, one of those? Yeah, one of the hooks to the car.

I'm getting like a Shasta, like 1950s, 60s, 70s, all redone inside. What are you gonna do? I'm gonna keep it up the tiny house, so if guests come over, they can stay in the Shasta, the little Shasta. And then I'm gonna take it, I'm gonna take, I'm actually gonna do a tour of comedy

at venues around places I haven't been, like up the top, you know, the decoder and all that. I'll go with you. No, I don't want that. We'll film it. I do not want. I'll hang out. No, because we won't make it.

We'll fight all day. No, we won't. No, because you're an ass. Well, I'll be good. I can not want. I'll hang out. No, because we won't make it. We'll fight all day. No, we won't. No, because you're an ass. Well, I'll be good. I can't go on tour with you. I remember how much fun we had driving to the places. Who was it? Oh, you and Florentine?

No, I didn't have fun with you. Yeah, we did. You were annoying me the whole time and then you would take all the food from the venue. No, the leftover. It wasn't leftover. It would have been. It would have been if I had some.

So here's the deal. We're on tour, we did Creeps for Kids Tour, and we had catering. We paid for catering. A lot of catering. And Deb, beautiful Deb, did all the catering. And she asked us. Great job.

She asked us what we wanted, blah, blah, blah. How about that chicken liver, how good was that? Here's the thing, she had catering, blah, blah, blah. How about that chicken liver? How good was that? Here's the thing. She had catering, so I would eat after. This guy, I would come off stage and food would be missing. Oh, okay, one chicken. He... You don't like lox?

Why don't I like lox? When do you eat lox? I eat lox when lox are available, not in your duffel bag. You never. I came off stage one night and I go, I went to get some chicken, we had a roast, a rotisserie chicken, a whole chicken.

There was two of them. I go, where's the chicken? Well, there was two. Yeah, I wanted the one that wasn't eaten and it was in your bag. It was somewhere. It was in your bag. You live, here's the problem, you lived 20 minutes home.

It wasn't like you had an eight hour drive. You were taking it home to have in your fridge 20 minutes away. Why were we working on that? We were in Jersey and while I was on stage you studied like a raccoon storing stuff in your bag, and you did it every night. Not every night. Every show.

You took all of those bars, those health bars. Okay, the ones, first of all, when you go on tour, they say what would you like in the green room? And I said, I want bars. Like Z bars or something. Those are yours, kinda yours. So at the end of the night, if they were there at the end of the night I would take them and I would say I want an extra chicken no he didn't he would take food while I'm on stage he

would fill his bag up like a hobbit okay listen if we go in your trailer on tour we're not going on the trailer. What would we even call it? The fucking boomer tour? The boomer trailer tour? Shit you've seen before, Toro. Guys that the could've would'ves. Dude, we can't do, nobody's gonna come. Oh yeah. What are we gonna do on the tour? Who goes up first? I will, I'll host it. You'll host it? Yeah. And then I go up after you? Yeah, why not? You're not gonna have a problem with that?

I hosted the Creeper Kids. You had a problem with it. No, no, I wanted to do that. I loved that, because there was three other comics. But every night you'd be like, I'm the headliner. I never said that once. I mean, I should have been, I never said it once. Every time I came off stage,

you would say something like, yeah, he's all right. No, are you kidding me? I always said nice things about it. Anywhere, time I go on the radio, they go, who are your favorite comics? You're one of them. So you'd sleep in a trailer with me. Well, I'd get a hotel.

It looked like we're in a trailer. That's not a trailer. That's not a trailer. Well, we'd pull the trailer up to the hotel. I don't want to do that. I want to pull the trailer up to the venue. And we can go camping, too. No, I don't want to go camping with you. I want to pull the trailer up to the venue and we can go camping too No, I don't want to go camping with you

I want to I want to take a trailer vintage trail and do a tour and pull the camper up and you know Oh, you mean do shows out in the parking lot? Well, no, I'm not gonna do a parking. Are you stupid? Is it me? You can open the door to trailer you know, but enjoy the trailer and go hey What's going on, folks? Well, that's a thing to do in the pandemic. I know I'm wearing a hoodie and it's August, but hey, let me walk out to the crowd.

I wanna do a small tour like that. That'll be cool. Yeah. I'll help sponsor it. You're not gonna sponsor it with what? Nicorette gum and golf? No, I don't want to do it with you. I don't wanna do it with you. I're not gonna sponsor it with what? Nicorette gum and golf? No, I don't want to do it with you. I don't want to do it with you.

Oh really, you'd rather take those, your openers? Who are you gonna have more fun with? Jay, Dan, Lewis, Joelyst, Ari. No way. Kim Condon. Kim Condon. I'll keep going, I'll fucking Yamanica. I'd rather go with Yamanica.

Oh, so you're... Yeah. Oh, really? Yeah, I'd love to be in a small camper with her. Why? So you don't have to put a couch in it? Whoa, wow. Jesus, you're just mean, dude.

You're just a mean person. I'm friends with her. She's iconic. Who's calling you? Who cares who's calling me? It's nobody. It's nobody. I can't wait. When are we going to start this? We're not doing it. I'm not doing it. We're not doing an old Coutts tour. We'll play golf in the day? I'm not playing golf during the day. That's your problem.

Here's your problem. You want to retire so bad. No I don't. golf during the day. That's your problem. You just, here's your problem. You wanna retire so bad. No I don't, I like doing comedy. Why don't you do it today? Why don't you retire from the business? I love doing comedy. Just leave right now. I killed this weekend. I killed.

Where were you? I was in Atlanta with three, with a bunch of Arabs in the dressing room and me. What? Yeah, I was the only, like I got on, I had to hide my star David in the dressing room and me. What? Yeah, I was the only, like I got on stage, I had to hide my star, David, in the dressing room. Who books that? Who books that?

But the club was great, I killed it. I love going on stage. Okay. I just don't like all the other shit involved. What club were you at? The Laughing Skull. Laughing Skull, I love that club. It's a great room.

Yeah, it's a great room. It's a great room. But you really had Arabs on the show here? Pfft, I. I love that club. It's a great room. Yeah, it's a great room. It's a great room. But you really had Arabs on the show here? I thought I was in Lebanon. Did you book them? No, I didn't book them.

I don't know who booked them. I don't know who booked them and I don't know if it was planned. There's no way that- It was a big fight. I started the argument with them and then I apologized the next night. Because these are new comics that flew down from New York to do fucking eight minutes. Who flew them, Insoros? Yes.

You know, and. That is a weird thing though, because usually the club, when they find somebody, they'll pick an MC in the middle or that kind of go with that comic. Well he put, here's the deal, that club. They know that you're a super Jew. Well that club, it used to be a headliner club

and now he uses all, like showcase all locals. And people come, because there's like eight or nine comics on the show, or seven comics, whatever. And that's how he's been doing it for years, and he's doing well, I hear. So he brought me, I was in Alabama on Thursday night. I go, what the fuck, I'll fly into Atlanta, rent a car, drive to Alabama three hours,

do what I gotta do, come back and do the weekend. He gave me a weekend, which I haven't been there. And it wasn't selling tickets, then he put on. We're definitely not doing our boomer trailer tour. Well, because the club is not, they're used to seeing like six comics, seven comics. Yeah. Look, if you go to some of these other clubs,

I'm not gonna say names, that paper to club every night, people aren't used to paying money. Okay. So this is how those people that come to that club, there's other clubs in town that they bring headliners in. So he brought in other acts, which I'm surprised because there's so many people in Atlanta

that he could have got. I don't know why people flew in from New York to do seven minutes. There was three Arab comedians that flew in from New York? Two of them, two. Oh two, really? The one's Christian, but he's from the Middle East. Really?

Did you get into some crazy stuff? Oh, with the girl, yeah. And then him and the owner, so. You got the owner, too? Yeah, the next night. Wow. He's, I mean, he showed me maps of how Israel used to be and Israel's a terrorist and this and that.

I wish Noam was in the car, because this guy had too much fucking information coming at me. I go, I mean, he was just fucking, I go, look, we've been on the fucking run for years. Well, before it was Israel, it was Palestine. I go, it wasn't Palestine, it was Jordan, all right? I go, I'm sorry the UN voted, that's where we go.

And well, it's a terrorist organization. Oh, Israel is? Yeah, he was saying. And I'm like fucking arguing with him. But you know, by the end of it, I was wearing fucking Arab clothing. But my son did. My son did.

And I get along with the owner, you know. Sounds like you guys had a great weekend. No, we went to, sounds like he really had a great weekend No, we sounds like you really I respect you I went to I he booked two Arabs and then he told you that your three should die I know they started singing from the river to the sea. I know and you didn't even know it River or sea. I really So, I mean I had a good day, Alabama. I went to a meeting right? I went to a great meeting in Atlanta that I go to every time I'm there. Look, it is what it is.

I had arguments, and I apologized to her, because I basically started it. We're not gonna agree on anything. Not you and an Arab. No, well, no, I would agree. Look, we all fight. I'm having an issue right now with somebody. But you know what it is?

I'm having an issue right now with somebody. Oh, you are? Yeah. Who? I'm having an issue right now with a friend, actually a close friend, a friend of mine for a long time. You're having an issue for a long time? No, I don't know if it's an issue. What is it?

A speed bump? Disrespect? I don't know if it's an issue. What is it? A speed bump? Disrespect? I don't know. Tom Poppa? You haven't heard what the beef is. I've heard that he's got something up. I don't know what it is, but I've had people on social media say some shit to me. I got sent a clip from Tom Poppa and Feimster clip. Oh it's public. Oh yeah they did they they were talking about you on their show. Oh really? Yes. What the

fuck. Alright. Maybe they're talking about your trailer tour. I mean our trailer tour. It's not you're not on it. There's 19, I name 19 other people I take. I would take anybody, I take a magician, a gay magician before you. I would ta-da, every morning, as he's sucking my dick. Ta-da! As it disappears in his mouth. Oh god, that sounds like a fun time.

Who's that, Harrison? He's not gay. What? He's married. We're all gay, come on, let's stop. All right, what is, do you have the clip? Let's hear this tale. I have the clip, you wanna hear it?

Yeah, I wanna hear it. All right, what is you have the clip? Let's hear this. I have the clip. You want to hear it? Yeah, I want to hear it. All right. Is that are they asking or are they pointing one out? Is he starting something with us? Whoa, we're not aware of. I think a caller sent them. I cause it. Speaking of gay. Fortune's more manly voice than Tom. Fortune's more manly-voiced than Tom. So a caller called them and said that I said something. I think I know what it is. All right, can I play it?

I figured. Yeah. What? You tell us how you interpret this, whether you've heard of this in the past or if this is a new beef, we don't know. Okay. Hey y'all, this is Cody in Texas we don't know okay hey y'all Cody in Texas I hope

everybody had a good forest and is having a good vacation break and everything I was listening to another sorry I did that we didn't do it we got a voicemail I was listening to another if you guys are on break I've been listening to another radio show on Syria that's run by two comedians. That's in New York. And there's one of them on there. And he claims that he started making bread before Tom Papa.

What? And I was just wondering if that's true. That's weird. I thought about Robert Kelly. What? I doubt it because he always... We lost the voicemail there but... Because he said something. Let me tell you right now. I'm gonna say this on the air. Jacob, look at me. Lou? Well, Tom has a reaction to this. Okay, he can have the reaction. I'm gonna say this before he even says that. I did. Make bread before him? Yes. I did. Is he like a pandemic hobby that he, is that what it is for him that he grew into?

During the pandemic, bread became a thing somewhere on the internet, but here's the thing. I don't know if you guys know this, but you don't because you're not invited. You were invited once. The Comedy Cellar has a comic dinner for years. Manny used to do it. I used to go. Me, you did, but we uninvited you. You really used to do it. I used to go. You did but we

uninvited you. You really flopped one year. I did. You did. You bombed. How did I bomb at a dinner? Yeah I don't know. It's on you. We vote at the end of every dinner and you got thumbs down. Emoji thumbs down by most of the people in the dinner. It's me, Colin, Keith Robinson, Norton, and Tom Papa. And Voss. Nope, not Voss. Yes. Voss, nope, absolutely not.

I've been to a bunch of them. You've been to a couple. Yes. And you didn't go to the last one. The one before that. I did go to the one before that, upstairs in that place. No, we've had two since then. You weren't invited, you got disinvited.

I'm sorry to break the news. That's no big deal. You're not. Bonnie can come, Bonnie's definitely invited. We like Bonnie killed it. But she killed it. I mean she had stories, she was smiling. I mean everybody was kind of clamoring to her end of the table.

I took food home? No. You took other people's food home. You're gonna eat that? Yeah, but one year I told the the story everybody's talking at the table I This before the pandemic before he even touched a yeast Okay, I found my grandfather Who lived to be a hundred before he died? He used to can you stop? What did I do?

You haven't heard the end. That bottle was shaking? Holy f... So, stop eating on the air. Will you stop? I'm not doing anything. This is why your dream of radio never came true. It's not a big deal. I don't have that dream anymore.

My new dream is going on tour in a trailer with Bobby. You're close to that dream. So, my grandfather, one day, before I left, I said, he made bread every week. Wait, where'd you go? Like you. We called it, we called it Puppet's Bread. Were you like the bookie? Eli, what did he mean before you left?

Did you cross country? Before I left, I was staying there when I was younger. Okay. And I was leaving one day, I used to stay at my grandmother's house. And you had a stick with your clothes on the back? No, I didn't have a stick. No, I'm not a hobo.

You hobo. Don't take a pee, I'm putting your clothes on the back. No, I didn't have a stick. No, I'm not a hobo. You hobo. Don't take them, I'm putting them. So I said to him, I said, hey, will you teach me how to bake your bread? And he was like, all right, I'm making it, so stick around. And it took hours. We sat there all day long,

and he with a pencil wrote on a piece of paper in his handwriting. And I sat there and I kneaded it, I let it rise, kneaded it again, let it rise. And we spent all day making Puppa's bread. It's a certain type of bread and we made it all day. And then I took that piece of paper and years went by years. He's gone. And Dawn had her mom's cookbook that she learned all her recipes from her mom.

And I took that book out one day and all of a sudden this piece of paper just flew out of it. And I was like, what's that? And I looked on the piece of paper and it was that handwritten in pencil, the recipe. Papa's recipe. Papa's bread from that day. It still had like butter stains on it, flour on the edges.

And I was like, oh my God. And my grandmother was still alive. And her birthday was coming up, and we're all going back. All 50 of us were going back to the house. How was there 50? Because we have a big Irish Catholic family. Oh, okay. And I made Papa's bread at the house.

I made four loaves. And I showed up at my grandmother's house house and everybody's given her gifts and all kinds of stuff and gift certificates and you know all Household things and sweaters and shit and I walked in with these loaves under my my arms. She's like, what's that? my tit and I My tit. No, not my tits. I had these loaves and I said, this is for you. She goes, what is it?

And I go, it's Papa's bread. I found the recipe that day when you were in the kitchen. You remember what? She goes, I remember that day. And I go, well, I found that piece of paper and I made the bread. I made Papa. And he stopped making it at the end of his life. Nobody in the family has had it for years.

But that day, we all opened up that bread and we all got some, we had Papa's bread. My grandmother started crying. She was holding one of the loafs like it was a baby, remembering her husband's bread that he made every week. That sense memory you created for her. I did. And I remember we all sat there in the kitchen and we had Papa's bread and we're all smiling remembering those moments with my grandfather. And I told this story at that table in front of Tom Papa and this was before he touched a loaf before

he even mentioned bread never saw him even talk about bread and all of a sudden he's got a book on bread a bread podcast no he doesn't bread this bread that oh my god you might have actually planted the seed, and he unconsciously doesn't even know that you started his desire to be a bread baker. So I'll take that. I'm fine with that. Maybe a little nod, a little tip to the hat,

that Bob Kelly actually inspired you at a certain, maybe I'll make bread. You know what I'm saying? that Bob Kelly actually inspired you at a certain, maybe I'll make bread, you know what I'm saying? And now he's the bread guy. Ugh, I remember. When I, my story, what was his story? Oh, I'm bored during the pandemic. What can I do?

Oh, maybe I'll make bread. Cynthia, we have any yeast? It's an LA thing, maybe I'll make bread. Cynthia, we haven't eaten yeast. It's an LA thing. Am I right? Yeah, because he makes that sourdough bread. Oh, I remember. Your story reminds me of mine. I remember when my grandfather and I used to eat bread pudding together and then suck each other off. I mean, it's similar. It's, I mean, it's different. There's different parts of it, but I understand. I understand how you got there.

It's very similar. When we were in LA. You and your grandfather sucked each other off in a room full of dolls? Why don't you get Tom Pop on the phone now and clear this up? Oh, no. Oh, no. Why not? Because you know what? If he had called me, it would have been one thing, but he did it on the, I mean, we're gonna have to.

We'll get him on the air. We're gonna have to get, we're gonna have to. There's more you wanna hear at the moment. Yes I do. We should break. Well you know what, there you go. Well we'll hear from, let's take a little break. You know what, because we have a beautiful ad

that we haven't seen in a long time. We got an ad. I wish Jay was here to be part of this because we got plugs, we got ads, we got all kinds of stuff. So please make sure you check out Big Joke, it will be at the Funny Bone, Albany, August 23rd, 24th, Empire Comedy Club, Portland, Maine, August 30th and August 31st after that he's gonna be in Dallas Omaha for tickets and all other tour dates visit my man bigj comedy.com and Rich Voss is gonna be at Governor's Long Island August 16th and 17th not this weekend next weekend let

me see what else I uncle Vinny's in New Jersey's August 21st, and then the ice house No, I canceled. Oh he canceled that yeah Thanks. Thanks. So forget that one go to richfoss.com I got a lot of stuff calm for all his toy. Listen one of the funniest guys out there right now Hands down legend in the business and if you want to see me, I'm gonna be all, of course, Tuesday nights at the Pussycat Lounge, seven to eight, I'm working on material. You never know who stops in. So check that out and check out all my dates

at PunchUp.live slash Robert Kelly. My new Star Wars podcast, YKDBD's up there because YouTube fucking canned it because we were talking about weird shit. So go to PunchUp.live. All my uncensored stuff is up there right now. PunchUp.live slash Robert Kelly. We'll be right back with Tom Poppa's, I guess, rebuttal.

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