The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Power Moves

Episode Date: October 2, 2026

It is well know that Big Jay admires skilled dancing. His latest fascination is a young Asian girl who break dances to hip-hop and Bobby doesn't see her talent. | Bob has some juicy gossip about his married cousin. It seems a persistent comedian keeps sliding into her DMs for a date even though he knows Bobby and is aware that she has a husband. The crew tries to guess the sex pest until Bob reveals the relentless suitor. | On Legion Of Skanks, a story was told about a comic getting physical with Drew Barrymore years ago and he quoted E.T. during their intimacy. *To hear the full show go to www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Well, I got to tell you, and I know this is an audio show, so I'm going to bring up very briefly, but I want to be able to hear your reaction. Something got in my algorithm. And I'm going to word this right before I fuck up. I really enjoy watching extremely talented children to things that I can never dream of doing at a very, very young age. Yeah. Did I say it bad? You said it? No, it's just the word young and...

I like looking at young people be active. Yeah. No, that's not how I meant it either. I don't think that's it. Little boy to come in my face. I want that little boy to come in my face. You know I want that little boy to come in my face. I will say one thing about that song, though.

No place for the N-word. Well, yeah. Remember? A lot of songs you could find a place Where it would make the song better I don't see anywhere They would make it better I'm sure you can find one

I want that You can give it to me one more time I want that I want that Little boy to come in my face I'm telling you N word Little boy to come in my face

Yeah All right You got it You still got it You still got it I thought maybe it wouldn't fit But it does it You know it makes me happy

That there's truckers That listen to the show a lot And at some point, they're in some truck stop, and that song, they start humming it. And they don't know, realize. Can I get some chicken knuckles? I want that little boy. What was I saying?

Did I say something out loud? Was I saying that out loud? This, somehow my algorithm got this little, I want to say, Pacafino type girl. Filipino? Some kind of Paco thing. Some type of island. Yeah, Paco thing for sure.

Yeah, Paco thing. She is the greatest dancer I've ever seen in my entire life. I could watch her for hours. But dance to me, what makes somebody a good dancer? I don't know, man. She just, she's just perfect. I'm going to see it. It's so fun.

It's like hip-hop dancing. Okay. But it's fucking so. I want to say her name is Mi-Y-U. Malahi? M-I-Y-U-M-I-U. M-U. Me-U.

Maybe me-U? Me and you. Me and Matamu. Maybe. Let me see her. I'll know right away. Yo, that's her for sure. You don't follow her, do you?

I did follow her today. Is that bad? Well, it depends on what you do with it now. Depends on the one up there. Depends on where you go with this. And see what I'm saying. Okay. Turn it up.

That's her? Yeah. Oh, Michael Jackson. A little Michael Jackson girl. She's doing a lot of Michael Jackson. Oh, that's crazy. This is what that Raygun should have did. Yes.

She Reagan can't do this. I know. You're on your mind. This is what I would... This is what I would expect at the Olympics. If they had this, it'd be insane. Yeah. I mean, she's so good.

Go to other ones. Jay, can you get one of these dance floors put in your backyard so we can start rehearsing this? Man, I wish. Everybody gets a pool and a jacuzzi. Nobody gets a dance floor. Yeah, turn this one up. Wow. She does a lot of very expressive things.

Wow, you're really into her, huh? Yes. Yeah, you really like this little girl She moves like It's very Jabalwaukee-esque Which you love Yeah, it's my thing Jabalwaukee

Jabalwaking Jabaloking Jay loves Jabalwaking You know what it is Some part of me believes I could do all of this Yeah, I think that's it I could if you practiced But she, listen

I got the foot shuffle thing down Can we believe I got that finally? You can but you'd have to quit Comedy and Radio to practice enough to get this down I don't think so Just like an hour a day Like a workout?

You'd have to go to like an island and be taught by her to be, come on day, get it together. She hit you with like a bamboo stick every time you fucked up a move. Go give me one more. Give me one different one. I don't feel like you're not gathering it. Yeah, do that one. I haven't seen any power moves. What?

I need a power move. Damn. You guys are haters. It's just tippy toe shit right now. I can do all that right now. What do you want her to do? I don't know, power move. What are power moves?

Power moves I go to a different one then These are all little These are all little Footstep moves Damn it Show me a power move Something big

Big I want the Okay Ooh that's not bad Oh that's good She's doing like a robot Slash dance move Feet of moving quick

I mean Come on Yeah I mean it's all right What the fuck is wrong with you I'm just saying dude For You have a better little girl dancer

Yeah I've seen better You're your better little girl dancer. Honey boo-boo? I can follow. I can find her, but I've seen better. I promise you, you will not find a better child dancer than this kid. I'll never say that sentence on radio. Turn this up.

You think she's okay. I mean, it's just a little tippy-touch. I understand the feeling you're feeling. I felt this too when I first started watching dancers. You're like, you're thinking the same thing I'm saying, but you're not saying it out loud. You think you can do it also. I'm pretty sure I can do what she just did. No.

There's no power moves, man. What the hell is that even mean? I'm a power move guy. I want to spin, a flip, a leg over a head. I want a power move. Bring up a different one. Well, just let her get to the power move. There's no power moves.

She doesn't do power moves. The choreographed dances. I'm out then. What about defying human limits? I'm not supposed to be able to do this. This is Instagram. Go to her on YouTube. I'm on YouTube.

She has a YouTube page? Yeah. You went to her YouTube page? You did a rabbit hole of a. A young Filipino dancer girl? She has 2 million followers, not just me. She has two million and one now, you old coot. I hope we won a contest.

Maybe this, now we saw this one already. No, we saw that. Go to a different one. There's ones I saw that I was so into. Oh, my God, don't say that. Why do you not appreciate this girl the way I do? I don't, I don't not appreciate it, but I don't see what you're seeing. I've seen better.

I've seen power moves. I'm into power moves. I'll say power moves. Say power moves again. Power moves. I mean, the power moves. Who's this? Maybe the person she goes against has power moves.

What they play? Spin the bottle? Yes, see who goes first. Oh, that's how they do it. Does she have to kiss the guy too? Okay, that's a little power movie. Nope. Same stuff.

Seeing it. Seeing it. Been there. Done it. You're crazy. Same thing. Tippy toe, tipy toe, tipy toe, heel. Tippy toe heel.

Tipy toe. They go nuts for her when she has those little stutter moves. It's called a stutter move in the biz. I don't know if that's true. She's doing the mirror. She's doing the, Okay Oh

No power move Tippy toe Tippy toe heel I mean this is all Tippy toe heel She's just making up She goes along This is even a choreographed one

Is this Is this all improv? I believe so Okay Is that it? I don't It's not impressive She's not impressive

She's not impressive me Dude She's not impressive She moves fast But she's young No She moves in perfect Rhythm of the song

God damn Why won't you Open your heart To some Talented children I can't Not to the I like talented children.

This is, she's good, but she's not there yet. She will be. Tell me something Max does anywhere near this good. Masterbate. Okay. Masturbates. Take masturbation out of it. Tell me one thing.

Thinks about masturbating. It does not count either. Okay. Well, he can, he's good at Jiu-Zitsu. Oh, here you go. Maybe this guy does power moves. Oh, yeah. He probably does, though.

He's good. Look at that. Doesn't seem like it. Wait, here we go. Seems like he's doing bad versions of what she does. He's floating across the thing. He's not even. He's touching the ground.

He's touching the ground. He's a crouching tiger, hidden dragon. Look at that. He's neither crouching nor hiding. Look at that. He's on one foot spit. That's a magical move he just did. That's a power move.

Wow. Here we go. Power move. Your energy is all wrong for this. You don't understand dance. I don't. I guess I don't. I understand power move dance.

I have this creepy brother's sister dance duo from AGT. Oh yeah. I remember that. Yeah. These two definitely checked each other's privates. Oh, that's so sad that they got. Oh, he is. So he had no chance not to be gay.

He goes, God, why do I have this stupid little penis? Why can't we just be two bitches showing what we got? This poor kid had no chance to like sports. Oh, shit. I thought it wasn't turning up. Watch your mouth, Christine. There's no need to swear. That's like your young, young dandy outfit, Bobby, when you were a kid.

Oh, dude, that is. That's just like Spiff. Spiff. Spiff. Kelly. Oh, it's Spiff and Tiff Kelly. Spiff and Tiff. Spiff.

Oh, the dancing duo of a spiff and tiff Kelly. Can I tell you something? These two kids are nowhere near as talented as Miyu Makahaki. These are, what are you crazy? That's a power move right there. She just did a split between his legs. Look at that. She did a flip.

Those are power moves. This is not. I'm into this. They're just doing the moves. The other guy was like interpreting the music. Yeah, that's weird. That girl, Miyu Makamuku would fucking dust these Lily White fucking Hitler use. Look at that.

Another power move, spun her across, got her up. Leg up. Those ass cheeks. Look at that. Look at that, dude. What? She doesn't have a weaner. It's funny.

If they were 10 years older and you found out they were brother and sister, you'd be like, ew! Are they brother and sister? Yes. Ew. You love them.

You think they're more talented because you fucking hate whatever version of black and Chinese that girl is. I love black and Chinese together. It's one of my favorite mixtures. Meyu Makasaki. She's all right, dude.

Go up to the shorts. She's not, she's okay. Get to the shorts. What's a short? Not this. Oh, this. I thought you were looking for her in shorts. No.

That was weird. That would be weird. I thought you were like, please find her in shorts. No, yeah, that'd be really weird, I think. Yeah, she's great and you're wrong. This is just dancing, man. What? This is dancing.

This isn't, this is, you could do this anywhere. What they were doing and the other one was choreographed power moves, which I'm into. I can do that. Boom, bump, heel. You couldn't tie it all together and make it awesome looking. Buddy, you only got to do it for three seconds, too. They do a little move and then they get, oh, it's just the air. Oh, there's your little Michael Jackson.

You can move your hips like that. Come on. Maybe not now, but I have. You've never moved your hips like that. Your hips have never moved like that for one day in your entire life. Your hips have never went that direction. That's like beyond Shakira hips. Yo, it's so fucking funny.

What's going? It's maybe better for the live show. What? Maybe better for the live show. about Steve Renazizi's his Steve Renazizi's fantasy football thing he's doing Oh, that's so good. Yeah, live show.

Save for a live show. Save for live show. We already talked. You know what I have for this show, though. I got a little gossip. Hot goss? Maybe she'd save that for the live show, too. No, no, no. Hot goss for this. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You said we can guess the answer.

Mm-hmm. I can't believe you didn't tell me the real answer to that thing yesterday, too. Yesterday on Skanks, there was something that all you and Steve knew the answer to. Oh, the God. The guy that did something weird with somebody. It was Drew, Drew Carrey, Drew Barrymore. And we know a guy back in the day that was a time between her young fame

and her now fame where she wasn't really famous before Charlie's Angels. She was kind of just hanging out there in Hollywood. And I guess she was, you know, she'd hook up. And he went to a bar, this comedian friend, and he hooked up with her. And he went back to, I believe, her place. Right it down.

He lived in a garage. Please write it down. And everybody wants to. Well, this is the Drew Barrymore one. I don't know the whole name. He knew the whole name when he said it. Oh, my God. I want to get you the full name.

Okay. Oh, wait. Was the people that we were guessing? Is that the right person? No, no, no, no. You would never guess. It would say Rob Delaney. Is it R.D.?

Rob Delaney. And then Lewis guessed Rodney Dangerfield, which was fantastic. Ronnie Dangerfield once fucked Drew Barrymore to Barr. But this guy hooked up with Drew, good-looking guy too, shredded. Ron defunches. No.

I'm just going to have, you know, Ron DeWite. Someone said Rodney Dangerfield. That was great. Yeah, that was shot. That was Louis. That was great. Hey, no respect. But I guess they were having sex and he went down on her.

Yeah. And he, he looked up and he put his finger up and he pointed out of face and he went E.T. phone home. Oh, gosh. Adam Sandler. And she got mad. Which, listen, I think every guy in the world would probably maybe think something like that.

But doing it is a whole different story. I have to see. Yeah. You don't know because it's L.A. And you weren't in L.A. You weren't even really... I've never heard of this guy. You've never heard of.

He's a working comedian. He was L.A. working, but not a... He was like... He did weird things with, like, a box and outfits. He had props. R.D., prop comic. No. Yeah, I'm looking at...

Cromics with initials already. I forgot you, too, a sleuth. Are we talking about a crime? Was this guy... No, no. We just had sex with you remember. And said E.T. phone home while he was eating around. That's all.

That big whoop, dude. Well, I don't have Steve's number. Steve Redis's number. That's nuts. By choice. Is it? Maybe. You don't want to have his number.

I want his number so bad. Oh my God, I don't have his number in my phone. But anyway, you have other gossip. Yeah. With somebody we do know. Yeah. Someone the show knows. Oh, nice.

So, you know, I went home this weekend. My little brother got married. Oh. Your little brother? What? Hmm. What did you say to me? No, no.

What did you say? You said something. What did you say? I see you. Your little brother's wedding. No, did you say you have a little brother? Hmm? What the fuck?

What? You didn't know I had a little brother? Of course. Did you know I had a little brother? Yeah, Patty Kelly. Do you know? Patty, Kelly. That's what everybody called him because of the...

His name's not Kelly. He's from my stepdad, the second one, the good one. Oh, so he's not your father. He's not your brother, then. He's my brother. No, it's fine. He's not your brother. I get it now.

That's nuts. He's my brother. I grew up with him. Right. When he was born. Yeah. It's your mom's son. It's my, whoa. I'm my mom's son. I'm saying he's also your mother's son. Yeah, he's my mother's son through Larry. Yeah, so yeah, like my little brother. You have a little brother?

Bobby. What? Bobby. We know nothing about it. We have half siblings. We only know the immediate. I know everything about the immediate. I know. I know.

Dawn, your son, the inside and outs. Christine, your daughter. I know your ex-wife. She opened for me a couple of times. That's why it's a funny thing to say. Your wife opened for me a couple of times. You have to explain more comedians. Yeah, that's why I said it like that. You know, she opened for me a couple times?

Then I let her do shows at me. Gallagher? No, yeah, I was Gallagher. That would be hilarious. Rip Taylor? Oh, God. I can't believe you letting me eat your vagina. No.

He's, keep going. You're going too famous. Gallagher. No, you're going to, he's not famous at all. Bruce Baum? Everybody knew him in the L.A. scene. I just Googled Los Angeles prop comic. Not famous.

Tech Steve, who's the guy? Five comedians who use props and puppets. No, he's not famous. Once again, is it Gallagher. No. Raph Dunham. Rory Fader, the Remaizing Donathan. I'm going to make this R.

fit. They're amazing Donovan D'Art. So I go to the wedding. It was great. You know, I got a huge family. We're all in this boat in Boston. And one of my, I have so many cousins because all my uncles and aunts they did the typical Irish thing. They had, you know, they got married. They had three to four kids. And those kids are having kids, blah, blah, blah. So it's just

family keeps here. But my aunt. keeps having kids because no one can go out in the sun. But it's true. My aunt, she got married to a guy who's kind of a douche, and she only had one kid and then got divorced. So she had one kid, but I always took a liking to her because she kind of went through it. I went through.

You know, no dad around. So me and Dawn always kind of favored her, and we would buy her presents. And I loved her. She's such a sweet girl. She's blood-related? Yeah. She's my aunt's daughter.

So that makes her my cousin. I was making sure it was a boyfriend. above board yeah yeah it was first cousin first cousin and uh was she a good dancer uh i don't know she was not nobody in my family is a good dancer except for me i'm really in the child of dancers you guys into little dancers just a weird fucking rabbit hole well you guys aren't in the tiny dancers she got into my rabbit hole i bet she did you put carrots in it she's so talented So you guys are such haters. I love that Christine just, did you walk in while he was on this little, little tiny dances?

She's completely unaware of this until right now, I believe. If Don walked in and saw me just watching a little girl dance, she would probably, what the fuck are you doing? No, I'm fine with that. Oh, there it is. No, no, no, no. No, no. Fucking Robbie de Rocha. No, no, Robbie De Rocha.

No, no. Robbie De Rocha, comedian. He's, uh, has props and he has sex with trans, was it? No, no, no, no. What did they do? He had sex with trans. No, no, no. Drew Barrymore.

I sexed Drew Barrymore and turned on her heart light. And he was, it was late 90s, early aughts. Mm-hmm. Told her to phone home. Fucking Robbie de Roach. Wow. So my cousin, my second cousin there, she's grown up now. She's like, but she became this like really, she got into makeup and face stuff and all kinds of shit like that.

And she's just beautiful. She's really beautiful. She became like this really beautiful woman. She's fine. I mean, that's nuts that you said that. I didn't ask. Bobby, I'm nagging her. Whoa, whoa.

I don't want you doing that to my cousin. No, I'm nagging her, so then she'll be like, why is this? This guy must be something. Okay, okay, I got it. She's a pig. Go on. Easy, no, that's not megging. That's too far.

Okay, she's fine. She's attractive. There's a line between she's fine and she's a dirty pig. She's disgusting big. Okay, that's not good. That's not good. She's attractive girl. There you go.

You use tone better than calling her a disgusting pig. Go ahead, finish him. Anyways. Tell us more about her. So I saw her. I haven't seen her in so long, but I saw her and I was so excited to see her. But she's kind of like an influencer. She's into social media.

Well, she's on the other side of it. She's on the makeup and stuff like that. There's many different sides to influencing. I'm on the entertaining side. He's behind. She's behind the scene. No, she's on the, what did you say? I'm going to smell her neck.

What? You can't smell. I mean, I guess you can't. She's old enough. I do want to see, just. Want to see a picture of her? I'll show you. I'll take a look.

She's whatever. I'm not, I don't want to put that out there, but yeah, I'll show you a picture. Yeah, why not, dude? Good time of your day to see a picture of a seven. That's her. Oh, my God. She's pretty, right? Yes, she is.

All right, relax with you. Now, why he zoomed in so much? You have one where you can see her, you can see her current? What? Hmm? What'd you say? For Jacob. Text that to me, Bobby?

No, I'm not texting it to anybody, is it? Well, Jacob wants to ruin it later on his giant bed. I'm not texting it to anybody. You know how fast he's gonna jump up those dog steps to his bed? She could carry him. He can't wait. He might not even take the steps. He might fucking Fonzie jump it up on the counter.

As soon as he hits the bed. Oh, it was definitely him. No, it's not him. Rick Dolly. The movie, the Burbs. I know. I fucking knew Rick Dockeman would eventually get in that fucking dig out that fucking hole. No, it's not him.

Totally. Let me see the photo of her. Oh. No. It was Ardy Rob, the little boy from Christmas story. You think, you think Drew Barber was going to let R.D. Robb fucking go down on her? The guy was in Christmas story. Yeah.

Yeah. It's a solid. Maybe he's the kid. They put it in the big snowsuit. Couldn't move in the snowsuit. Okay, here we go. Oh, yeah, take that, Drew. Mm-hmm.

Boom, bang. I'm finding this for Jacob so you can see, as you called it, her full body. Is that what you want? Yeah. I'll take a look, yeah. You'll take a look, all right. Send me the handle so I can pull the age.

Yeah, do me fair. Yeah. Ask AI if they could do a rendering of what it might look like if she was not wearing the dress. What? I just want a chest AI. Can they do that? Yeah.

Let's find out. What would this look like if she was, I don't know. Completely naked begging for my car. Jesus Christ. What is an AI prompt? What the fuck, man? What's my little cousin? It's not her.

I'm saying the proverbial her. The royal her. I don't like any of it. Hang on. Well, it wouldn't be real. It'd be AI. You're pushing the limits of AI. I wouldn't.

I wouldn't know exactly. Listen, I don't know what she's going to look like undressed, but AI has a thought. Why can't I find it? because she's AI from to begin with. Anyways. I'll find it. I'll show it.

But anyways. So she comes up. A, haven't seen you a long time. It's so crazy how, you know, beautiful she is now. And, uh... She is.

What? Yeah. All right, dude. Go ahead. I'm sorry. I'm gonna be your weird mumbles. She's not doing anything. She filled out.

Yeah, but the way he went, I don't like it. She's filled out. She really filled out. This is why. This is why. This is why. I can't.

Fresh. A healthy woman. Box them. She's not box. Oh, here it is. I got it. You ready? Jacob?

Mm-hmm. All right. It's too far away. You can't see that. That's far enough. Let him get up on a little bit. What? What are you doing?

Give him his moment. What are you doing? Let him finish. Hold the picture up. She's very pretty. Hold the picture up, Bobby. Let him finish. No, I'm not letting anybody finish.

Let him fit. Sorry. Jacob, here, I'll twerk for you while you finish. Oh, God. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. You like that?

Is that getting you going? Oh, yes, yes. You're going to spill? You're going to drop? Yes. You're going to uncork on me? Give it to me, daddy. Lay it all over me.

Pose me down. Oh, there it is. God, that sure is a lot of calm. Go ahead, Bobby. I'm sorry. I had to make sure. You got to calm him down. He's going to lose his shit.

I love Jacob when he comes. He hasn't come in so long it makes noises. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's the old stuff getting out. You got to clean lines. So I'm talking to her. And she's like, somebody you know that knows you slid into my DMs. And I'm like, well, she's married.

Okay. So I'm like, what? She goes, yeah. Because I, because she follows me and she's seeing stuff and on my, on my Instagram and so like that. She's like, yeah. Ben Bailey. He slid into my Instagram and was kind of hitting on me. And I told them I was married.

and then he slid back in he's like so when am we going to hook up he's trying to meet me trying to he wants me to go to New York he wants to me to come to oh it's for sure Keith

you think Keith is fucking typing voice detects yeah yeah he just types out I have a big cock oh god yeah

And I was like, oh my God, who? And then she showed me a picture of him. I was like, get the fuck. With his dingling out? No, no. Jerking off for her. But he's persistent. Even though that he knows she's married.

He's a sex pest. Is that what they call it? Yeah, whoever they are. Ian? But I was like, really? Fadance. No, no, she doesn't have a cock. Fadance.

Fadance. So I couldn't. I was like, really. And you told him, you know me. He's like, yeah, I told him you and my cousin. And I was like, really, what did he say? He goes, he didn't even mention me. He just, he wants me to meet him.

And he's trying to, he's trying to hook up with my cousin. And, uh, wants you to come to New York and meet up. Jeff die. No. Not Jeff die. Not that handsome. Um, no, he's, dude, it's, it's, I mean, you guys can take guesses. Matthew, Rife.

No, I wish he was, how old's your cousin? Um, um, she's I would say 30 right now 30 maybe maybe 20 something maybe late 20s Chris don't say Chris Chris DeStefano it's so funny you say that

because I've mentioned this to somebody else Me I said that Okay relax It was you Yes Yeah Chris is a married man Because I didn't know that I used to date somebody on Hinge

And Chris snuck into her DMs Yeah but that was 35 years ago Yeah, that was so long ago. He's married with two daughters. That was right when Instagram came out. It's like seven years ago. Whoa, Jesus. Yeah.

I mean, that was probably like 14, 15 years ago. Yeah. 14, 15, 13, 17 years ago. So kind of handsome. And to be fair, there's some. I want to say this, famous. Famous. Famous.

Was really famous. Oh, shit. Jay Moore. Was. No. You ruin all my fun. No, that'd be awesome. I'd be like, you got to play this out.

I don't care that you know Bobby you get your tourgazons finally can we all say something nice if we have say something nice can we say Dane Cook's got himself in good shape though

he lost all the weight he was getting fat fat for a minute yeah yeah he's a secret fatty He lost weight Yeah I know He gives it all He gives it all

He gives it all up to his girlfriend For getting him on a What a fucking twop thing he said Christine literally did you hear it? She goes Suit was a little tight Well it was a video about being dapper

he was a little tight I mean he did button it I mean you look good you understand when you go from fat to you can put your seat on it she's just trying to make you feel she's doing that for you that was her being good to you saying like he looked whatever in a suit she's a bobby girl yeah

you're one of my angels yes I'm a bobby's angel I'm a bobby guy but I'm a dain girl well you know Leah Cohen Rebecca and Christina of producing my special together and I call them my Bobby's Angels. I have the Bobby's Angels.

I have a T-shirts made, by the way. Have they asked you which one's which, which is the witch angels? They picked it themselves. One of them could feel unattractive. They all were picking it. We were picking from different things, though. This is the fucking up thing.

They called me Bosley. I'm like, no, I'm the guy. I'm Charlie. They call me Bosley. I'm get the fuck out of here. I'm not Bosley. Mm-mm. And Bobby has Bosley.

So. So you're bobsley Yeah dude I was like holy shit That's crazy That he's uh And the look I don't mind sliding in anybody's DMs I get it you're single whatever Pete Davidson

You slide in but when you find out that No Joe Kim Booster Who Pete's still famous Joe Kim Booster Somebody that had a moment Like they were famous And now they're not so famous

Trying on their way back Yeah Trying to get back But here's the thing You found out that Adele Givens No as most of our friends, by the way.

Tony Roth. Had a moment and it faded away. I'm not even thinking about your clues. I'm just naming names. So before anybody out there listening gets mad at me, I don't hear what I'm saying names after what Bobby's saying. Bobby's going, you know, guys are real scumbag piece of shit. And then I just say a name.

I go, I didn't mean they were a piece of shit. I was just guessing more names. So he, um. Pete Davidson. No. I just said that. Oh, does no one listen? Nobody.

I was thinking. Louis Sakeet. No, that'd be awesome. That'd be great. You're like, Louis's marrying my cousin? But I would love that. No. But so she said, I'm married.

Then he slid back in and still trying to, knows that I'm her cousin and knows she's married and still trying to get that hook up. No, that'd be cool. That'd be great. If you can be confidently not funny, you're still going to get away with it. David Vox-Mullen. It's him. It's him.

And he confidently. I fucking knew it, dude. No, no. That guy's going to take down us. He's going to take our family's done from the inside. Well, Vox hasn't had a down thing in his career yet. Damn right. He's still on.

He's still up. That's true. He's on the swing up swing. Yeah, he's got a book. You're right. He's got a fucking special. Things are rolling. Yeah, it's rolling for him. He's not a down.

Yeah, but it was pretty crazy. Fuck, who is this? Yeah. Dove Davidoff. No. Steve Hofstetter. No. No.

It was a good guess. It was a great guess. In very, that type. That type of... Matthew Broussard. No. I'm trying to have to guess people that are in relationships

are married. Let me know when you want... I don't know if you need another hint. Of course. Yeah, hint. Has been on this show. Ooh.

That's how he knows me. Oh, wait. What? Anthony Michael Hall. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. I love that if it was him. It's a comedian. It's a comedian.

I love Anthony Michael Hall. That'd be awesome. He's a comedian, but you guys only met on the show? We knew of each other, but met on the show. Earthquake. He's never been on the show. Yes, he was. Not with me.

Earthquake, yes, he was. We were in L.A. Yeah, he was in L.A. Do you think it was different, Black Guy? That's not like something good. Oh, in L.A. I forget that. Remember the show? You said the N-word?

I did not. Well, you sang it. Yeah, you sang it. I didn't say it. Ice Cube sang it. You said it right along. You said it too. Dude, I was singing it, you could have stopped me.

You were in a trance. I was in a trance. You guys looked at me. Yeah, you looked at me. Anyways, I was singing the song. I'm with you. I love NWA. You don't have to defend yourself to me.

I love them. Type in any version of good-looking male comics, and Matthew Rice, Rife comes up. Yeah, of course. The number one. Oh, the model that's doing comedy. That would be great.

If he, oh, if he was banging my cousin. The male model. that performs. Me and him, I just go on the row with him and work out together. It'd be like orgasm all over again.

Damn, dude, that would be great. Yeah, that would be awesome. Can you give an age range? Um, is it 30s or 40s? No, I would say over 35. Dan St. Germain.

No. Sean Donnelly. Oh, my God. Well, I just want to get them both, you know, now we're doing my elimination process. Well, it's the same guy. We've got to find out who it isn't first.

No. That's not that. Dipped. Huh? I don't think he's dipped. Huh? Florentine I don't know

Cheselnick Has he not dipped I don't know I'm thinking of names sorry No Anthony and Jusnik is 100% not into my cousin Whoa

Fuck I want to get this so bad He's been on the show Been on the show Yeah Anthony Chesnik also has not been on the show Never I don't think he never had

He ever met him You're right That was pretty And all he knows you from is the show But you knew of each other No, we met on the shore. No, that'd be fantastic too, no. Yeah.

Yep. Oh, yeah, that would be great. So it's weird. So I took that photo to send this to him where I'm pointing at the camera to see what happened. Like if he mentioned something, but he's, yeah, he's not desperately, but he's a little thirsty for my cousin. Yeah.

Yeah, well, listen, if I found out that I was DMing somebody who was married and, okay, that's fine, you're going to do a little sleazy's up. But then I find out that I know your cousin is in the same realm as me. He is married? I might pull out. I don't think so. I don't think so. Jay Farrow.

Derek Gaines? Derek Gaines. No, she's from Boston. Eliminate all those. Justin McKinney? Justin McKinney? No. You said this girl's from Boston, so it's a Boston comic, I'm thinking.

No, it's not Justin McKinney. Nope. Oh, Joe List. Joe. Mark Norman. Hey, I don't care you, man. She gave herself 35 seconds of uninterrupted Mark Norman. Fuck, I'm going to get this.

Brendan Sagalow. Story, done, closed, final answer for sure. No, not Sag Daddy. Not Sag Daddy. Oh, then it's just the most obvious one that was sitting here the entire time. Let's go to commercial break, Dan Soder. How awesome would that be? That would be the best.

We'll be right back after this. Dan Soda for sure. Hey, everyone, we're back. We're all celebrating a Dan Soda being a part of Bobby's family now. No. No, not Dan Soto. Christine, what do you got? Come on.

Older than 35. Steve burned? Chris Dalia. No. Getting closer. Am I really? Yeah, but not. Not him.

Rocco. No. Had I been on the show. All right, Christolea is going to have gone to show. Andrew Schultz. No. Nope. I'm going for like tall.

Okay. Dudes is what I was thinking. I'm talking. Whoever you say if they're Christalia, people think you're thinking about someone else who would try to bang a young girl. She's like, no, no, no, no. That's not what I mean. Oh, Brian Callan. No, but you're in the energy.

You're in, no, that's not the energy of Brian Call and Crystal. That's not? Uh, no. No, not Russ Mee. She's not Asian. David Telle. You met him on the show here. I did.

No, not David Telf. Joe de Rosa. Oh, I mean, good guess. Yeah, good guess. Oh, my God. It's actually a terrible guess. Why is that a terrible? Him sliding in somebody's name.

You only met him on the show. Oh, yeah, yeah. You wrote a book together. It's a terrible guess if you look at the facts. Yes. If you... Just that life of who would try to fuck your cousin? Sure.

That's all of us. Who's trying to fucking married cousin? The Rosa. Oh, your cousin's married. Your cousin's married. My cousin's married. She's married. She's been married for a while.

And the first thing was, hey, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm married. Yeah. And then a couple. And he was like, that makes the pussy wetter, I hear. A couple weeks went by and he slid back in. So we're making this happen. Well, is easy to slide back in.

The pussy's wetter. She's married. Does he do songs? Does he sing? Is he? He knows Josh, though. Has. I would imagine.

I would imagine so, yeah. Not Josh. Yeah. Next time, don't guess Josh and then ask if the guy does Josh stuff. You went, is it Josh? Does the guy sing and do a lot of ago? You're just asking for Josh again? It's so funny.

Johnny Pemberton. There it is. Johnny Pemberton. Yeah. Who the fuck? Was he? No. No.

Not Johnny Pemberton. Nope. Shane Gillis. Pete Cori. Come on. No. I was Sebastian, Manascalco. final answer there

Sebastian No He fucking got himself His own channel And he decided he's gonna start fucking everyone's cousins I wish that would happen So my stuff would be on him

or I'd get a check out of this company It's possible It's possible those things What happened? No Nope I mean it's right in front of you It's crazy

I know It's right there Justin Silver No She's a woman Dusty Sleigh No That's what was

It's not Dusty Sleye Dusty Slay Not Dusty Slay Yacov Shmertov Wad the pussy Oh, the Rizza Ah, no, that would be great That would be great, too

If the Rizzo was at your family wedding Oh my God, that'd be fantastic I'm trying to think Did you bring Rizzo? You can call him by his name I don't even want to know his name I'm gonna call him Rizzo Kevin Clancy

Oberum From RU Garbage? No, from KFC. KFC Barstool. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Harland Williams. Yep.

Harland Williams. No. Oh, wow, that felt good. No. Chris Porter. No. You're looking through all of our guests. I'm looking through all our confirmations.

Cheating, I can't do that. That's cheating, man. You can't cheat. You got to feel it. They were on the show here in New York. Oh. I'm not going to have. You'd be cheating on.

You're right. He'd be cheating on Jay. It was right there. It was right there. You said I was close with Chris DeLeia. Yeah. I see you gave all these clues. And now that I know who the person is in my head, the clues all do make sense.

And it's fucking simple. Yeah. Brad Williams. Jay? Yeah. You are wrong. No, it's not him. Hank Azaria.

Oh, my God. Oh, no. Oh, I want to be on your pussy. Steel beans. That'd be awesome. That would be awesome. Steel beans. We're still being falling love with somebody in my family.

Kevin Ryan? No. Mick Foley? Yeah, Mick Foley. No. No. Mick Foley, it's not him. H. Foley.

H. Foley, sorry. Mick Foley. Also not Mick Foley. Also not Mick Foley. The person lives in New York now? Excuse me? This is a New York comic now? I need more clues.

No, no, not a New York comic, but comes to New York. New York a lot. Lives in L.A. I don't know where they live, but possibly... Could be Austin. I don't know where they live, so I wouldn't want to just say L.A., but has lived in L.A., could be Austin, but has lived in L.A. I don't know where they live right now. But has, does...

Do they have a podcast? I don't know. I don't think so. Tim Dillon. Tim Dillon. You laugh. Well, Tim Dillon has a podcast. You laugh, though.

Yeah, I do laugh. You laugh. I laugh. Youngblood. Oh, God, fuck off. That'd be great. She wishes. I'd probably get my tea.

She'd go. Watch young blood gyrated at his family events. Kyle. She'd leave. Duncan. Kyle Dunnigan? Mm-hmm. The guy who does all the voices and...

Sure, characters. Absolutely. Not. Nope, not Kyle. Nope. Rich boss. Come on now. I mean, how with this redone?

I mean, no. On the comeback. I wouldn't put it past Rich Voss. We did have to say he did have an up and he came down. So that's not Ridge Voss. Dice? No, not Dice. Robert Eiler of Sopranos fame?

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. Fuck. Come on. Renan Hershberg. No, you know, Renaud. I can't believe you remember this person was on the show, but not Earthquake.

I probably said something about you, but I'm still thinking. This would have been a good one for the callers. Yeah. I bet they would nail it. Maybe. Who the fuck is this? Another clue. We know we need an answering machine.

Another clue. White guy. We need an answering machine so calls can call and leave us messages. True. Tall or short? Depends on if you're Jacob or you. Me. You?

Yeah. I would say short. Short. Yeah. Jacob? Basketball player. Okay. All right.

Yeah. So he's like 5 to 10 possibly. I'm going to say he's in his fives, not in his sixes. Harry Spears, final answer. No, no. Aaron Berg. No, no. Not Aaron Berg.

Polly sure. Oh, yeah. Polly. L.A. horny. Fucking. Come up, come down, come up. That's perfect. He's on the comeback.

Give it to. Give it to. Give it to. He wants it so hard. Do you want it? Do you want it? How bad do you want it? You know what I'm going to do?

I'm not going to give it to you. Oh. That's not it. Not it, but you're, you're in that, you're in the universe. West Coast. Tom Rhodes. Hey, man. I think I eat your cousin's pussy.

Is that all right with you, man? This person is a comedian. Yes. Artie Lang. That's where he lost his nose. He's back. He's back and he's fucking better than ever. You got a flesh-eating disease from my cousin's vagina?

Nope. Nope. I've given you so many clues. Justin McKinney. I said that already. She said that all Kenny. I mean, she said that our Kenny. We've said a lot of people.

Yeah, you haven't. You haven't gotten it. What do you want to do? Just give it to you? No. Yeah. Court McCown. I was going to say court.

From. Core McCown. But you didn't meet him on the show. Huh? Oh, no. You've known court. Yeah, you know in court. Yeah, you know, it's not court.

Met on the show. This is crazy. To do a comedy, how long would you say? This is like a 20-year vet? 30 year? No, not a 20-year vet. I can't tell this is your thinking music or something awesome. I thought I was having a stroke.

No, there's something going on out there. He goes, do you guys hear world music and smell toast burning? Greg Warren. Greg Warren. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, that's him. The little fucking guy with no neck? Totally.

No. No. No, for sure. Nope, not Greg Warren. Damn it. Ryan Long. Greg Stone. Is Ryan Long from L.A.?

No. Was he in L.A.? At some point? Brian Scalarroarro. No. Oh, Brian Sclero? It's probably Blind Scolaro. It's a single commercial break.

It's Brian Scalar. It's 100%. It's 100% Ryan Scolaro. It's 100% Ryan Scalaro. Come on. Fuck me. Christine, go. Color hair.

Huh? Give me the person's colored hair. Wow, would you? I mean, we're getting close. I will. Jeremy Piven. Jeremy Piven? Yeah.

Yeah. Jerry Piven. It's probably him. fucking guy. Nailed it? No. Oh, that was a good one. He fucking slammed it.

That's it, Jacob. You got it. What did you say? Jacob is the winner. That's true? Yeah. The old Pivmeister. That's awesome.

I was like, you got to, I go you got to do it for the story. Let them in there. Yeah. Is that crazy? Fucking Pivenator. The Pivenator is trying to get in. Well, and doing like the... Send me what your cousin looks like.

Send her your handle. And then definitely doing the... Send her your handle. Her handle. Her handle. Her handle. Okay. Yeah, Jacob.

I'm pleased with myself. Do you feel good? That's all. I mean, if all the clues add up now. All your clues were perfect. Yeah, that's right. All them add up. They all hit you like Kaiser Soze.

You could have said we had the running bit with this person that's been on the show. But those are later clues. That's like you're going to get it. Well, it was 45 minutes. something we were just about doing that. Thank God we have a radio show to do. It's true. It's true. What is happening? What music's happening out there? Fountains, D.C. What is that? Fontains, D.C. Who's that? Oh, now I know what it is. It's Fontaine's not Fountains.

They're a rock band. Here we go. It's this right here. This is what's playing over there. But why can we hear it when everything says to be sandwiched? They're in two B. Yeah, they're right next door. They show us The doors open We have Black Lou film you Can you walk in there

And do this to them? Like a keep it down thing Like act like your neighbor's Can we put a robe on you? They seem so nice Like you're coming out of your house And you're complaining about Guys guys

I know you got a thing to do But some of us are trying to sleep The Fontains Fontains D.C. That name's terrible Are they from D.C? What is it? Or is that Fontains

The guy who? who ate Drew Barrymore's Pussy? Fontein's R.D. Oh, was it him also? Yeah. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. We'll never know that. It's pretty wild, though. Because, uh. No, they're from Dublin. Sorry.

Why wouldn't you write down to a person who ate her pussy? Because I don't know the last thing. I don't remember the name. I don't remember. I want to give you the whole name, but if you text, uh, Steve, real quick. He'll send it to you. So, He said I don't know who it is anyway. Huh? You said I wouldn't know who it is anyway. You're not going to know him. He was, he did a weird comedy.

Like, he would go up, he had, like, a, he did, like, he had music playing, and he would have a box, and he comes out of the box. He was kind of interesting and funny, really good guy. Eddie Murphy. He lived in a, you know the basement garages in those big buildings? You kind of drive down and park your car underneath the building. There was a room in the garage, just a room with a sink. That was his apartment.

Nice. He lived in just a, a garage. garage room it was real cheap do you ever fucking anything uh dude he was so good looking and shitted and he would he just banged a lot like he had brad pitt fight club body and that's your favorite kind of body on a guy it's my body that i thought i could have at one point and then it was when i saw a fight club and then i was like i could get there could you have no no never no no it's a delusional thought that i had okay and uh i finally came to terms with it like a couple weeks ago Brad Pitt's not a super tall guy.

A couple weeks just a couple weeks ago. Just a couple weeks ago. Okay. I was like, I don't think it's going to happen. Man, that is a good look, man.

I always want to look like Brad Pitt and the fight club. But I guess that's a long list. Yeah, he's, he's, that's probably the, the best body owner guy in movies,

I think. Yeah. The Fight Club, Brad Pitt, if I could pick anybody, it would be that. It's a great clothes body. Agreed.

It's not like, the guy's not a, he's not like a fucking like, swole monster. No, you don't, I don't want that. They do, yeah.

I want to be able to just have an unbuttoned shirt on the beach. Yep. You know? Yeah, you can. You can do that now. I could do that now, but... It's not good for anybody. It's not good for anybody.

It's not good for the underneath my stomach that wouldn't get tan. Right. That's the worst part of it. I have to hold something up to... Oh, dude. Getting under-tit tan lines as a man. Stinks. Looks like little eyes under your tits.

Fucking Christ. Yeah, look at that. Dude, look at his, he's got perfect biceps. He's got perfect, the shoulders are the key. He's got great, you know who's fucking, who is shredded right now? Talk to me. Who is unbelievably in shape. Come on.

Shredded body. Give it to me. Mateo Lane. Pete Davidson. Oh, yeah. Pete got in shape too. Pete is in fucking holy shit shape right now. He's doing stuff.

What is this? Movies. Why does he have long hair in that one? That's when he was in Troy and he was shredded. in Troy too. Ooh. Yeah, he was really. This guy could be sexy modern day and historically.

I love the room. They have rumors about movies, you know, with certain actors. And one of the rumors about Troy with Brad Pitt is if you watch, everybody else has open-toe sandals and stuff, but he wouldn't do that because his toenails are ugly. So he had actual boots on. Really? Because he wouldn't, he doesn't show his feet in movies. No shit.

So that made me happy. I think his toes are jacked up So it made me happy that he has something wrong with him Like his feet He's feet are probably fine too I bet they're not I bet he has some jacked up toe Blacklow can you Blacklow can you please go intimidate the fountains

D.C. next door And tell me you're gonna come back with cousins If they don't lower it You're gonna be like Oh, we heard about these