The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Prayer Beads Of Victory

Episode Date: February 18, 2025

Jay threw a Super Bowl party at his home and invited all his closest comedian friends, plus Bobby's son Max. The guest list included Dan Soder, Mike Vecchione, Katie Nolan, Mike Finoia, and Josh Adam Meyers. Jay was a little bothered by Max jingling his prayer beads during the game. Kendrick Lamar's performance is analyzed. Jay has to explain to Jacob about Kendrick Lamar, Drake, their feud, and "A-Minor." Jacob wonders where have all the rock bands gone that used to play the halftime show. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly For the second time the Vince LaMorty trophy is to Philadelphia. Eagles fly in Super Bowl 59. I just want to say one thing to my wife and mom. You're wicked! I did it! Fight, Eagles, fight! On the road to victory! Fight, Fight, Fight! Fight, Eagles, fight! Throw a touchdown, one, two, fight! Fight, Eagles, fight! On the road to victory! Fight, Eagles, fight!

On the road to victory! Fight, Eagles, fight! On the road to victory! Fight, Eagles, fight! On the road to victory! Fight, Eagles, fight! On the road to victory! Fight, Eagles, fight!

On the road to victory! Fight, Eagles, fight! On the road to victory! Fight, Eagles, fight! On the road to victory! Fight, Eagles, fight! On the road to victory! Fight, Eagles, fight!

On the road to victory! Fight, Eagles, fight! On the road to victory! Fight, Eagles, fight! On the road to victory! Fly, Eagles, fly! Throw a touchdown, one, two, three! It'll blow, it'll hide And watch our Eagles fly Fly, Eagles, fly! On the road to victory E-A-G-L-E-S, Eagles! I see dead people

Nothing on that beat, no Musta on the beat, ho, D-Bo, any rap nigga, he a free throw Man down, call the Emberlams, tell him breathe, bro Nella nigga to the cross, he walk around like Tizzo. What's up with these jabroni ass n****s trying to see Compton? They hinder, sneaking, hating, fuck em all and they mama. How many opps you really got? I mean it's too many options.

I'm finna pass on this body, I'm John Stockton. It's official. The Foot of the Eagles are Super Bowl champions. That again. For the second time. And Drake's a pedophile. The whole world agrees it seems. How is that guy? Again. For the second time, and Drake's a pedophile. The whole world agrees, it seems.

How is that guy not just sitting in a garage with his car doors open and the car running, his car windows open? I mean, that's got to feel horrible. Well, to give context to this whole thing, and a lot of people had no idea what this Super Bowl halftime shit was. Well just Jacob, he's an old man, he's an older man. Jacob, anybody my age or above. I'm not far from your age. It's like, I think you're the cutoff. I think you're the cutoff because dude I fell asleep during this fucking. you didn't really fall asleep I was out if that was real then you should go get checked for diabetes or something. That's crazy

I do have to have people were touching you people were taking pictures with you and moving you I'm like I said I let it go. He's fucking around wait a minute you what I didn't do anything You were touching me your son Was time son was leading a charge of people taking pictures with you and everything and it was fake and you weren't sleeping So I thought I was sleeping. I Was I diabetes? I don't diabetes. I don't check fatty liver. That's what Ralphie may right before a couple months before he passed we were at Bonnaroo in front of ironically

Kendrick Lamar's the speakers in the pit of Bonnaroo. Ralph E. May sitting in a chair asleep. Yeah, but there's a difference between that and I was up all night, snowstorm, hotel, came home, didn't sleep, stuffed my face. Like I've never stuffed my face. I haven't stuffed my face in weeks at your house with, you know, chicken cutlet, Italian, cheese steak. Yes.

Oh I was waiting. You know what I mean? I passed and then I this boring fucking halftime show came on and I took a little siesta. I did think the halftime show I will say I like Kendrick Lamar. I thought it was a little boring. It was boring but I went back over it today. Yeah. And went back over it today. Yeah. And went through all the whole.

The beef? Well, dude, this was set up with Sam Jackson, Williams, Serena Williams doing the Crip Walk. Well, you know, the story behind that, she was with Drake at one point. Drake, and you know know the whole thing was a game control the flag the American flag was a

Fuck you to Trump. I mean there's so much going on was there a fuck you to Trump Yeah, apparently dude if you go over all the stuff that this whole performance Oh, so we breaks down the performance and then at the beginning of it Yes, they break down the whole performance in the beginning of it this song that he wasn't supposed to sing Apparently there's a big when they tease it at one point they tease it and he's not fix getting sued Yeah, Drake suing him over the song which is pathetic and he was supposed to sing it and then apparently when he Smiled at the camera and said his name and went into the song. Yeah, isn't the words Drake? That's the lyric of the song,

goes, hey Drake, I know you like him young. And so he turned to the camera when he said. Go to that part in the performance, Christine, I know you've already. But then the actual, the little baby A, diamond A around his thing was an A minor, which is A minor. So in the song, I know you look like A minor,

which is about him being a pedophile. No, that I know. I didn't know that. That's been a thing for a while. When he did it at the Grammys, I was surprised that everybody sang that line. That's what I said. When everybody at the Super Bowl sings that line,

I'm like, wow, what a... That must crush you if you're Drake. But they do have video from the crowd where most of those people were like, what's happening? Like they didn't understand anything. I had to... Listen, the whole crowd, I mean, enough people sang that out loud to hear it unless they pumped it through the loudspeakers.

No, that's everybody. They're singing it. I have to believe most people were on my camp, but I have no clue what's happening. I don't know a single one of those songs. No, you're an elderly gentleman. Yeah, you're an old Jewish man from New York. No, no, no. I have to back Jacob. What nobody knew was when they showed

the NASCAR commercials during it everybody was confused about that No one was confused about Kendrick Lamar. I know who he I've heard the name, but I have some pop I have to back up Jacob on this a lot of people had no clue you're two elderly men No, that's not true what he was you fell asleep. You're right what he was doing the backstory to this whole fucking performance a Lot of people don't know about this shit. It's insane I mean I mean it's a phenomenon who's been like I mean so critically acclaimed over her scenes gonna oversell hard right now She really is pushing it to the is uh Can't Mars huge for a long time now. A cultural phenomenon?

Sure, he's one of the biggest rappers in the world for over a decade now at least. Is he gay? Maybe. All right, I didn't know you were gonna take that fucking stance. Well, you never know. I don't know, listen, I'm not,

depending on his thing, I'm saying. I'm just wondering if he is gay. I wasn't saying like he's gay and then he sucks. I'm saying, is he gay? Jacob not knowing this? I texted a woman 20 years younger than me, said I've never heard of these songs. Have you? Did you know all the hurrah going around?

I knew not like us. Was it a white woman? Yes. It doesn't really mean anything to me. Lou, you knew the whole thing? So when he started teasing the song, you were like, oh shit. Absolutely.

And then when he did it, you were like, what the fuck? And then when he said the thing, you were like, oh shit. And then when he did it, you were like, what the fuck? And then when he said the thing, you were like, he did it! Yes. All right. I didn't, I look, I was sleeping, so I didn't know. I knew most of the songs. The exception to maybe two. What'd he do, like five songs?

No, he did one, four, five, six, eight. Well, the one I watched it, was it that many? Yeah. Yeah, with the parts. Yeah, he didn't do full songs. It wasn't, six, eight. With the one I watched it, was it that many? Yeah. Yeah, with the parts. Yeah, you didn't do full songs. It wasn't as bad as people. I mean, it was pretty interesting. Well, I don't think people were saying it's bad.

I'm saying for me, I just thought it was a little, I don't know what I expected more of a show to it, I guess, but if you love Kendrick Lamar, he killed it. Yeah, but there was no hurrah to it. It was just him dancing up to- If this was him in concert, I'd have been like that's what I saw him the first time I saw him in concert at Bonnaroo. He was fantastic. Then we saw him at concert panorama wasn't so good It was really like jazzy. Yeah, it was a weird like choice. He made to do as a set that wasn't very good

But I mean he did it SNL performance. That's maybe one of the best I've ever seen. Yeah, but play this year. I want to see Only one to get your hand me down. Party at the party playing with his nose down. Vodka got a weird case, why I see a round. Certified number, boy certified. Ah! Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. I'm on them tough. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. I'ma do my stuff. Like and show them like I'm a...

He was supposed to say certified pedophile there, but he did the L. It's probably A minor. I mean, that's a lot of people saying that. I thought they were just cheering. Nah, I don't... They're saying A minor.. They say A minor. Can I say something about her?

Serena? Buddy, I am attracted to her in a huge way. She has her hair covering her really ugly face. You think she's ugly? You're crazy. She's pretty. Her body's killer and the way she was dancing was very sexy.

Her face is beautiful Underneath all that hair she's got beautiful lips Sure, I don't know why you're taking this stance I'm gonna going against almost everything you said you said you hope these pants aren't coming back in style I hope they are you want bell-bottom bootcut pants not bell bottoms. They're boot cuts the boot cut Yeah, it's just the worst fucking gene ever It's a solid look for me. No, it isn't by the end of the winter The back of your boot cut is all ripped up and dirty. I don't mind that. Yeah, I hate it makes me throw up

They're nice foot wide. There's no taper. It's a foot wide of fabric. No, it's no taper. It's that's cuz they're boot cut Yeah, it's it's bell bottom jeans. It's stupid. No guys are two old men sounding so old, it's crazy. Can I stop for a second? Those are never coming back. You're old too. I thought I was until I heard you guys. You're late 40s, my friend. Just because you dress like a fucking tween doesn't mean you're not an old man. Also, look how my face is glowing though.

Your face isn't glowing. It isn't? It's blotchy and red from nerves. No, it's not. Yeah, it is. It should be glowing. It's not glowing. I paid for it to glow today. Why? I got a facial. You're gay. No, I's not. Yeah, it is. It should be glowing. It's not glowing. I paid for it to glow today. Why?

I got a facial. You're gay. No, I'm not. You are gay. No, I'm not. You're gay, that's how you're staying young. I'm a guy who's in touch. No, you're not, you are touched by men.

Thank you, Lou. Black Lou says it's cool. Black Lou's not saying it's cool. What am I gonna listen to, you old liver spotted fucks just complaining in a balcony? I told you. I'm down here crip walking with DJ Lou and Black Lou. You're not, dude. DJ Lou and Black Lou.

DJ Lou's an old man too. Dude, listen to me. Young people don't know either. I told you, I spoke to someone way younger. You talked to a person? Yes. You're talking to a 20 year old person who affiliates with you, which is already weird. That means they're into old shit.

The majority of people on the internet think it was a boring halftime show and they didn't understand it. And I didn't understand it either. Well, there's not much to understand. It's like half and half because there's plenty of people there like me who this was honestly one of my favorite

Super Bowl halftimes ever because I love the songs, I love him. I get that like I'm not your average but it does seem pretty split. There are people saying that this was incredible and then there's so many who are going, I don't get it, I don't know any of the music, what is this?

They're like, you guys. But I think if the first of all the elderly back off To you guys are an old couple in apartment. I am only a couple years older How old are you? He's 37. I'm 39. What are you 39? I didn't hear it 39. Okay. Thank you 39 Bob what I'm saying don't say I pushing 40 yuck. I I don't I'm just kidding. I thought you were yuck when you were 35 I I think it was boring But then if you understand all the bullshit that went into it the backstory of all these little things it becomes interesting Does that make sense? Yes, I think once you understand that song

But those but he played several hits that you, if you didn't hear in the... He teased it though. I mean the one he did with SZA was, I mean, on the radio every, you couldn't avoid it because it was in Black Panther and everything, it was like the backpack panther of the song. How'd it go? All the stars. How'd it go? I can't sing that.

Try. I can't. Just a little bit. Black Panther was seven years ago. Well it's a little bit It's a wrap. I don't know the words Man, I don't remember the song. Let me hear It's a good song Well, what you said it what is this this controversy? I don't understand. What's the story? Him and Drake just started having beef back and forth They just started doing diss tracks against each other and then he did a whole Super Bowl

Against him. No, just that one song is a diss track. Oh, they're not like us song It's not like I said, so only song is to distract. Let's say everything else as far as understanding. It was just There's not much understand. He was just doing kind of more so playing his hits Does he rap it all in this song? I don't remember this song. Well, you're asleep. I don't. Huh?

Was he playing this song last night? Yeah. When SZA, when the girl came out, this was the second song they did together. SZA is the girl with the long hair. SZA. SZA. Yeah, SZA. SZA. SZA. SZA. SZA. SZA. Yeah, SZA. SZA, S-C-A. SZA.

Nope. To the RZA? SZA. Like RZA, but SZA. SZA. The woman who came out and sang with me. I said SZA. SZA.

You don't know who she is either? You're old, dude. This is definitely your old. Don't know. I'm telling you something, I don't know. I'm not saying I didn't even like it. I didn't mind it. I just didn't know it.

But not knowing anything of it is, that's an old man issue. But I said that, I said this is the first time I felt old. I don't know a single song. Yeah. That's the first time I could say that. You're used to old age, dude. I don't... fuck. I don't remember the song.

It's time to start having a blanket around your shoulders at night. First of all, I was a big... One other person feels the same way. Sorry, love. It's okay. I was a big fan of Black Panther. I love Black Panther. I don't remember the song. I don't give a shit about Black Panther. The song was pretty good though. I don't remember it. Was it at the end? The end credits? Definitely at the end credits.

There's another song from the movie. It's not a peppy... If you go back to past Super Bowl performances, they got a lot of oomph to them, a lot of crazy stuff. If we go back to past Super Bowl performances, they got a lot of oomph to them, a lot of crazy stuff. This was basically pretty mellow. When I went back and watched it. Agreed. Mellow.

I agreed it wasn't like it didn't blow me away as a performance at all. I agree with that. I don't give a shit about the Drake song that much. Everybody did. Everyone loves it. I don't even love that song that much. People who loved it were flipping out like it was the holy shit

I can't believe he did it, but I mean the Kendrick Lamar SNL performance that we loved so much from him was that's from a Decade ago almost No, no no not that long ago Ralph went to it when is the last time they had a legitimate rock band on? I know that but what like what? It's been rap for the last four years. Why can't they swap? It wasn't rap for the last four years.

Well, Rihanna. I know it was rap for. Rihanna's not rap but. I mean she's not rock. They've had Beyonce, they've had a legitimate rock band. I mean Jesus Christ, I remember Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers were a legitimate rock band. I mean, Jesus Christ, the last, I remember Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers were a long time ago.

That may have been the Eagles Super Bowl against the Patriots, the one they lost, the one the Eagles lost, may have been Tom Petty. That's so long ago. Yeah, they don't really do it. But it's been a long time. I know, I keep saying, I can't believe, like, I can't believe Metallica hasn't.

Yes, that's the one that always comes to mind. It's hip hop, R&B. Well, you have, and what you're trying, well, I'll tell you exactly why. I keep saying I can't believe like I can't believe Metallica hasn't Hip-hop are you have and what you're trying? Well, I'll tell you exactly why They're trying to please one person or one genre and one genre almost exclusively Well, why women at home watching who are watching the game? That's what does halftime show is Women don't like wouldn't like metal and been interested now. No, no, you old geezer Listen so you're telling me you're telling me the stadium wouldn't be full of wet pussy if triumph played Yeah, you're saying if Maiden came out there and just really threw it down full Eddie pyro the whole thing You're saying that there wouldn't be hard nips all over that audience now. Yeah, you know, I guess you need young of course Listen when I was on ship rocked. It was the thing I said about ship rocked like I would enjoy

That crew I look I would try to get on it every year if the bands were staying Corn and God smacking the bands that I want to see there and he was like but that's not Do you know I mean like the people who were in their 20s and early 30s going on this cruise want to see there. And he was like, but that's not, do you know what I mean? Like the people who were in their 20s and early 30s going on this cruise want to see a band that got popular in 2010. I don't know that band, you know what I mean? I actually, like I said before, I said it twice, I'll say it three times.

When you know the backstory to all this stuff, it made it a little cooler. Like when he smiled at the cameras, he is a great performer. He's pretty badass He's got a lot of yeah. I always said uh Yeah, put the SNL thing you never saw this before so we're not gonna watch something. It's very long, but like he's pretty Charismatic this was a performance that like got us in like made us sort of yeah Yeah, I hope you never get those jeans, dude.

Mm-hmm. I don't want to see you in boot-cut jeans. Might. Rob Zombie does it. Yeah, but you can't. Right. Brawley. Please.

For the love of everything, holy. Just, I'm going to the mall this weekend. Please don't get boot-cut jeans. Watch your TV. Watch TV. Dedicated to the homies in the pen. Hit me! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm the worst, I'm the worst. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd have been through a whole lot. That's the best place, but I know God. The devil wanna put me in a bow tie. Pray that the holy water don't go dry, yeah, yeah. As I look around me, so many mothers wanna hit me. Or hit a meek one up around me. Rain and the holy water don't go dry, yeah So it looks like charade small now

Go to the go towards the end of it the way ends is really awesome But there's a really pretty he's pretty interesting No, he's good. I tell you I really he was a guy never when he first came out He just had like the short hair, I never listened any of that I'm gonna go to the end then is this the guy that had people killed at his concert. No that they service Travis Scott Go here Maybe you're in the top real, maybe you're not real. Maybe you're holding the real deal, get to know how you feel. Maybe you're paranoid, maybe I don't need you anyway. No, I'm not, tell me I'm suicidal when you did. I can be an advocate, I can speak for you,

if you tell me what the matter is. I can speak for you with the money, so I'm no one. I'm gonna overcome negative energy, but I keep an Indian survive. Yeah! Yeah, see, Jacob, I knew you'd come around. That's good. That's good. I want to show you guys just, I have it queued here,

so this is the video that he put out for not like us and he taught people to sing along to the a minor with this video It's right here Well, let me tell you something Christine now though I will make an argument Let me tell you something, Christine. Now though, I will make an argument. Go back to that. I think the track. I think that's the same noise. That might not have been,

that wasn't the whole stadium cheering. Yeah, there's no way. There's no way. I'm telling you, at the Grammys, at the Grammys, a lot of, because they showed everybody singing along, but if they have footage of people not singing along, that's not a mind blow to me.

People who can afford to go to the Super Bowls, like I can see that, I can see it's more, yes, there's a lot more Jacobs in that game than there are fucking young black people. I didn't think about it being the track, because I think on the song, that's not part of it, that overlay with the people. That sounds exactly the same.

I know, but I think they're pumping, go back to that. They're pumping it in. They're pumping it back in. There's no way that people knew that. Well, if it makes sense, I all I think people would start cheering. I think the hundreds of people that the hundred people that were dancing with him probably chanted it to hundred people, microphones. I mean, you heard it.

I think I don't think it was a crowd. Let's go. We're going to we're going to solve this. What? We're going to solve this. Why are you showing like a bitch? Ain't you tired? I'm a strike of court I'm gonna do my stuff. Why you trolling like a bitch? Ain't you tired? Trying to strike a chord in his poly A minor. Yeah. Yeah.

That's almost identical. Go back to the Super Bowl. So this is a diss track to Drake. Yeah. What did Drake say back? This was it. I don't think he responded to that like us. He sued them.

He tried to sue them. He just went to sue them. He didn't go, wow, that's pussy. Yeah. Should we teach Jacob about. He just went to sue him. Wow, that's pussy Yeah, should we teach Jacob about the Drake and Kendrick beef and just get let's go to the there's probably a website that'll have The history of it in five sentences a playlist There's a playlist with all the songs. Well, I can't listen to all those terrible songs. Can you play the Super Bowl? You have the play the Super Bowl a minor part. I have a feeling that's... I think it's the same thing. That's not the track.

I think your ear is right on. I do have perfect pitch. I have a list of all the performances through the year. Guess the year and the band. The last time there was a rock band. I would say 2008. You're gonna guess the year. But you're wrong.

I'm not gonna guess the year. I don't know the year as much as I'll say. I'm trying to think of who it could be. Stones. 2008, I'll just tell you. 2008 Stones. Tom Petty was 2008. That's not the last one. There were two more after that. 2010 The Stones. Nope. Bruce?

Bruce was 2009. The last official rock band was The Who in 2010. And then that was it. What was Prince? 15 years. Didn't Prince do it? Yeah. What was Prince?

That'd be early, your early aughts, right? No, that was in 2010s, I think. Oh, really? Maybe not, damn it. Michael Jackson did? Did Michael Jackson do it ever? I don't know if he ever did it. What, the superman?

He may have. No, remember he came from the top of the He was he like appeared above the screen in the stadium. That wasn't him. The stones were 2006 What the hell you're talking about? He was up on top of the was he Trinitron thing? I think yeah one of the soup bowls. I know Lady Gaga came in from like Top of the stadium and like zip line down Gaga came in from like, top of the stadium, and like ziplined down or something. Yeah, and she did it. See, that's also the thing too, Jake,

like, legitimate rock bands, but it's not always rap. It'll be Lady Gaga, it'll be like some like pink or something, we'll get it eventually. Coldplay. Coldplay. Prince was 2007. 2007. Oh yeah, Coldplay never did it?

No, they did it in 2016. I didn't consider them a... Let's hear this A minor. You wanna consider them a rock band? They're a rock band, that's a rock band. They're a rock band. I'll give you that, but that was the only one since 2010. They were 2016.

The last four or three has been R&B rap, right? Yes. Black music, as you call it. Kendrick Lamar is here. I didn't call it black music. As you call it. You didn't call it that there, but as you normally call it. I don't usually is here. As you call it. You didn't call it that there, but as you normally call it.

I don't usually call it black music. No, you sure don't, but what am I gonna say in front of Black Lou? I'm not gonna tell him what you call it. That's uncomfortable. I mean, Jay, this is ridiculous. I don't call it... I call it music. Yeah, yeah.

Music from the soul. Yeah, I think one time you called it... From your ribs. You called it mumbo jumbo? I didn't call it that. Black Lou, that is crazy. I didn't call it mumbo jumbo. I think you called it... And correctumbo? I didn't know that. Black Lou, that is crazy. I didn't call it Mumbo Jumbo. I think you called it, and correct me if I'm wrong,

Mumbo Jumbo? This is nuts. Lou, I would never say that. Uh, I don't... I think you said, I don't understand this Mumbo Jumbo. I'm gonna take a quick diabetes nap. I fell asleep for, what was it, like five minutes? It was just a little quickie.

Bobby, if that was real sleep, I'm concerned about you. You shouldn't be. I was. I was exhausted all day, ate my face off, the apartment was hot. People were talking, uh, like they were talking right in your face and touching you. What?

And taking pictures with you. You know this, because you were awake. Buddy, I swear to God I wasn't awake. What are you getting out of this lie? Buddy, I'm not lying. Why are you getting out of this lie? Buddy, I'm not lying. Why are you accusing me of lying? Because I don't want you to lose your feet.

Buddy, it's not I was I took a nap in a comfortable chair. Your insulin was dropping. Maybe. Maybe my insulin did drop. I should have had you suck an orange. I knew it. Wait, can I show you guys? I'm surprised you've never seen this.

It's like such a feeling. I'm certain I've seen it. I just don't recall it. Is this the Super Bowl A minor? Oh, I have that too. Can we we just solve this case and move on? Yeah, I mean what the fuck? I'm gonna do my stuff like you're not like a ain't you tired trying to strike a chord and it's probably a minor It doesn't sound like track Now I think you know what I will say this though hang on let me tell you why I'm gonna go back to saying I think the audience was doing it. It doesn't stop when it stops go back to the recorded track

But they could have recorded a new they can just It doesn't stop when it stops go back to the recorded track I'm telling you that you can hear it trails. It trails off in that one this one It's it's hard stop good. He put Trying to strike a chord in his poly A minor. It might be both, but the crowd's saying it. The crowd is saying it. I watched this guy, it's called Wings of Pegasus, he just, he reviews live performances from these bands. Why would you not say- Do you think the person 20 years younger than you would know that is?

It's a YouTube guy. What is his name again? Wings of Pegasus? Yes. But why wouldn't you want to say that? You bailed out and wasn't saying it. I was about to tell you what it is. You went Wings of Pegasus?

What is it? Do you think more people know Kendrick Lamar is or do you think people know what Wings of Pegasus is? No, he's not that. No, he has a lot of followers. But in a different age bracket? No. This guy probably appeals mostly to like-

He's not a singer. Your 17 to 24 year old demographic, right? No, but what he does is he'll review whether a live performance is sung to track or are they actually singing. All right. And everybody's voice is like a fingerprint. So no two concerts can be the same. But it turns out, I would say 99% of musical acts today are either singing to track or they're singing pitch correct. So even I'm talking the Eagles, Eric Clapton,

he'll sing and if he's off key, it automatically just in time. In the amp, yeah. Yes. And what he does is he'll get a phone, somebody singing off the, recording off their phone and play it to like a released version and he can tell you when you're when they're bullshitting. You know I did when I was on tour with a

Mayhem Fest first time the big metal band or the big metal festival there was a you know I was so impressed with how the lead singer, Corn Jonathan Davis, sounded live. And I asked if, like, he... What just happened? Jay. Hmm? Is Jacob all right? What the fuck? There's a noise, there's something playing behind him. Yeah, but why did you act like it was a tiger? I was trying to tell him the...

Okay, but do it fucking... I was looking you in the eyes and telling you something. Jay's in the middle of a fucking story. Because producer Jacob takes over, I'm worried about the sound on the air. Or, worry about the talent speaking to you. Don't worry about what I'm saying to you. I thought I was gonna throw you off

if you picked up on it. If he's staring you in the face, it's not. That threw me off when you knocked the microphones off your head and turned around. That's true. You snapped your neck like somebody was about to stab you. Leave that sound in. Both can happen.

Leave that sound in. That sound came out great. You're like, oh my God. Go ahead. Sorry, Jay. You know I'm a pothead. I don't know. The conversation's over.

I don't know what's happening anymore. I'm going to tell you what's happening. Where was I? You were at the concert. You used to tour with that and the Tool Guy. From Korn. Korn. He was such a good live singer.

I was like, does he use anything to help his voice? He's like, no. He's pretty much just straight amplification. And He's like, no, he's like pretty much just like straight like amplification. And I was like, does anybody use anything? And he was like, oh yeah. And in the area where they sit, the monitor guys on stage, off side stage,

he was like, one of the bands was playing. And he was like, it's a band that I would say, most people think the guy's got a decent voice, they would say. And I mean, he switched something on the levers and the speakers that were right in front of us, the guy was like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

It was so crazy, I was like, whoa, dude. He was like, oh yeah. So is he just putting in, he's just singing and they're hearing a track? No, no, they're not hearing a track. That's fixing his voice. So he can sing and it fixes he can sing poorly

He can sing poor and it's it's catching it form. It's putting it into like it's like It's what happens when you're not using this feed I heard this feed basically, what's the feed sound like when he's You know what this is? This is our What's the feed sound like when he's you know what this is this is our Glazes yeah, I like this version better by the way me too. I mean this is this part Yeah Favorite song So that's what's happening, but also a lot of the people that with hip-hop what they do Because they want to move some you need to that's what's funny is now hip-hop, what they do, because they want to move, so you need to,

that's what's funny is now hip-hop realize they do have to have a stage show. So they can't just go out there, and rap takes more a lot of times than singing of speed of not being able to catch your breath with things. So with the dance, now half the time, they say every fifth word. When you hear someone perform a rap song,

you're just hearing the album. And then once in a while they go welcome with this motherfucker that's what I said it's barely doing anything it's crazy I think that's a ripoff. Well rapping is harder than singing I mean remembering all those lines in that cadence on certain songs it's different I think it's more difficult probably on breathing stuff. There's not as much breaks. Yeah, you don't have enough breaks,

you have to breathe, plus you have to remember those fucking lines in the cadence of that song. I mean, singing a song is a little... But does someone like, does Pink sing completely live? Because she's flipping and on all kinds of stuff. She can't be singing, she has to have a track. She must have. You can't be flying around like a fuck like Tinkerbell So I'm saying you just eventually you your song be like, you know, so what I'm still a rock star

I like yeah, plus she's no spring chicken. We got a thing down. She's a little chunkier now swing it from those vines What you dare I fell in love with her. I know you you I know you started a career you were you helped it But he'll put I didn on an airplane. I know you started a career you helped it. But he'll put it in. I didn't help it. I mean, butterfly effect. I don't talk to her on that plane. Maybe the album flopped. I don't know.

I don't know butterfly effect. I'm not a scientist. What am I Ashton Kutcher? I don't understand the butterfly effect. I want to live this forever. As I believe nothing the music I Oh, all I need. So the technology, because I've gotten the voice thing that fixes your voice, but it never works.

Well, auto-tune's different. It's a different technology. I'm sure it's derivative of the same thing, what it does, but it's like, I feel like if I had to guess, this is a dart at the technology, they have the framework of the song, how it sounds on the album, and it's like, they just have your,

whatever your voice has to do in the computer to hit that mark, it just makes it hit it. But let me ask you this question. Has their voice ever hit that mark? It must have. When they made the song. It must have, yeah, at some point. In the studio, or did they fix it then?

Oh, I think now your album's gonna be perfection because of that they're gonna fix it to be everything perfect but yeah I mean there's amazing singers for sure I mean they can definitely do this but I don't know like that's what I wanted to see about like very few. Have you watched the wings of Pegasus? He actually shows the sound waves. WOP? Yeah from. Oh I subscribe to WOP. He'll show you multiple concerts and put the same he'll put he'll overlay each sound wave from from a vocal line and they match perfectly which is impossible and he releases the videos around 3 p.m. so you can watch them right before you have dinner and go to bed and then there's a

new one that comes out of 4 o'clock in the morning when you wake up to feed birds alone You need to have somebody in your life Except for this weird reclusive 20-something years younger than you person who doesn't know anything about pop culture either I Keep a girl locked in a door in a vault somewhere I asked her if you know things like well if it came out in the last 10 years Jacob I've been locked in this vault Jacob Jacob came in today and he was like, dude, eggs are expensive. I was like, I don't care. Yeah, like that?

He's a hunter. I was just, I don't care. I wasn't making a whole thing, I was just. You were making it, like dude, eggs are. It is the, I'm saying that is the bar for how bad or good things are going, apparently. So Price of Eggs have shot up. I thought the whole thing was they were gonna

fix price of eggs right away. I thought egg prices was what the whole thing was based off of. No, people are like fist fighting at Costco because it's like four or five times the price. I don't ever purchase eggs. It's funny, like the videos. I just make the money to go get eggs. I've never went to, I don't ever purchase eggs. It's funny, like the videos. I just make the money to go get eggs.

I've never went to, I don't remember the last time I was like, I'm gonna go get eggs. The eggs just appear. Always ingredient of something. If I've ever bought eggs, which is very rare, it's cause I was like, hey, I'll cook. Do we have eggs? No, I'll grab the eggs if I'm making something

that requires eggs. Yeah, so I'm saying anything I need, egg wash or maybe a to bread something. Yeah, but All right. I live with I mean eggs is hard to go without for me Trader Joe's are cheap. Not anymore Christine What Trader Joe's? Yeah, like five bucks No, he said there's 16 bucks. What? Yes Really? Yes Finally Christine's No, he said there's 16 bucks. What yeah, I'm telling you really Finally Christine There's a Fox News host you see him Kamala Harris was at the grocery store with her husband and he goes

What kind of a man goes to the grocery store with his wife? True Wife. I was like, what if I, what? Why would you do that? I was like, you're saying that on television? You don't go to the grocery store ever? No, it's not because I'm misogynistic. It's because- Timing. Timing, but she also doesn't trust me. Cause I'll come back with a bunch of shit we didn't need.

Right. I'd be like, dude, look at this. No ingredients in a box of fucking keto bars or some shit? I got 75 salad tongs for eight bucks. You know what I mean? I get stupid shit too. And I come back with just ice cream. My ex-mother-in-law used to purchase things that she didn't want because there was a deal.

It's one of the craziest things I've ever seen. Yeah, I have that disease. She came home one day, she was like, I got two Movado watches. And I was like, why? Because it was like two for eight hundred dollars And it's like that's a but I was also like but it's also like a lot of money in the sense Like do you want to she's like no no, but like I have them now It's like it's her thought. It's like why now I have them Yeah, but I'm like but you didn't want Movado watches and you're not gonna wear them

It's like nobody had like that that price was good, and I have them and you're not gonna wear them. It's like, nobody had, like, that price was good and I have them. That doesn't mean anything to me. I have that. I almost bought two Invicta watches at a gas station in Jersey. They were pushing those ugly ass watches

on me on Shiprock so hard. They had a full display out there. Invicta? Yeah, why don't I just put a fucking full Castle Grayskull on my wrist. It's the biggest thing I've ever seen in my life. It's not supposed to hurt my hand and wrists It's so heavy and stupid. Yeah, and Victor is a big watch. It's a dumb stupid watch for fucking idiots. I got max one You got max and Victor? Yeah

You're saying he's gonna look clunky in that thing. I got a little skull one. Oh my Christ. Yeah, we're good. Big, stupid watches. My parents luckily don't ever listen to this show, so I'll say my mother's got me an Invicta watch. Isn't that what it was in Invicta? It was like Captain America's shield on the front. I'm like, why do you think I want this? Just don't get me a Christmas present. You don't have to.

That's special edition. Don't just spend money to spend money. I don't want this Invicta watch. And now I have it, it just sits on a watch holder thing in my room that will never be worn. It's just, it's so ridiculous looking. They're so gaudy. They're very gaudy watches. But they're, you know, you can get sucked,

I can get sucked into that. I almost bought a couple at the at the gas station Because she was like I'll give you this one for 200 and this one for 50 you guys okay? But I pulled away. I'm gonna tell you this could use some father stuff. Yeah right here, but you're gonna have to start sitting down putting max in front of some Celtics games and some and some Patriots games he was some Celtics games and some Patriots games. He was bored at that Super Bowl party yesterday like a six year old girl. I'm gonna school you on some father stuff

because apparently you don't never had a son. I have a son. You had a daughter. Different fucking thing. He was talking to a girl the whole time. He got a girlfriend yesterday. The old girlfriend that he dumped, which I was so happy because I didn't like her because

she was kind of a miser. Then he went on to... A minor? A miser. No, she is A minor. I heard Max likes him young. Well, he does, thank God. But he was liking this other girl, wound up talking to this one girl, liked this other

girl, wound up just really... He said to me on the ride there yesterday, he goes, Dad, I just want to let you know, I don't like this other one anymore. I kind of like this girl I've been talking to. I was like, okay, why? He's like, I don't know, we just get along. Like, she calls me, we talk, we have fun, we goof around, she's, you know, we have a good time, she's in a couple of my classes

I think I like her and I was like well that that's that's good because the other girl didn't really talk to you You liked her more than you like you whatever. He's like yeah, so it's a great so during the Superbowl, I guess they were chatting it up a little bit so when we got another car on the way home He goes dad. she's my girlfriend. I go, what? He goes, I asked her when we were up there. I go, is that what you're doing? He goes, yeah, we were talking.

And I said, I like you. And she said, I like you too. So that's what he was doing during the game. He was- Some of it. The rest of you was doing this. Mata, what's the score for the Super Bowl? I'm like, it's right in front of you.

Mata, what time is it? No, that's because he loves Dan. Dan has that mojo with kids. He was just trying to make Dan laugh, because Dan was busting his balls. Then the only time he looked, what'd he say something, did Finoys have something funny to know, he goes, hey Max, good morning.

Because Max said something, it was like way deep into something where Max was like, he's almost like, is this a football game? And I was like, hey, you awake there, Max? You all right, bud? And then I said the only time I was like, it was the beads, the beads were starting to get me, because I was standing up in the kitchen.

Oh, you yelled at my son. I didn't yell at him at all. You yelled at him. No, I said I laughed. No, you went, Max, for the love of fucking God. I didn't curse at all. He said, Max, for the love of God. I said, Max, for the love of God, and I laughed.

But it came out. You went, Max, for the love of God. It was. And then you called him a cocksucker. And then you slapped him in the back of the head, which was nuts. He goes, and then I took his, and then I take a thing, a piece of wood, and I hit him on the bottom of his foot.

Yeah, and then you took him out of the hallway. hallway whatever you said wish I didn't make him feel good I got other this so he had a thing of beads Right and so was on we had a lot of people that it was more than I just didn't account right so seating was thin so I was standing in the kitchen and I just didn't count right, so seating was thin. So I was standing in the kitchen. And I was in my kitchen counter, and then Bobby and Max were in the kitchen counter. And I mean it was like, still like games,

you know, they could have come back still, it was like the beginning of the third quarter. And Max was just like, you're gonna not care, he doesn't care about sports. No, no, that's- Bobby's fault. All right, I'll stop you right here. Doesn't care about Philly, who gives a fuck about Philly? Super Bowl. No oneilly? Super Bowl.

No one cares. Super Bowl. He's great at when the Patriots in the Super Bowl was in it the whole game. Even Tampa Bay, when he fucking fell in love with Tampa Bay for two years, which I allowed it to happen. He was into the Tampa Bay Super Bowl. Great, 100%.

And this year, starting football, he's gonna be in football. So he'll be- Starting this year, him and James are gonna work on becoming a two-man dance troupe. Not true. Max is starting be in football. So he'll be... Starting this year. He'll be in... Him and James are gonna work on becoming a two man dance troupe. Not true. Max is starting football in September.

Cheerleading? No, you pussy. Fucking call my son a fucking cheerleader. There's male cheerleaders. He's not, he's a fighter. Are you out of your mind? Oh, I don't mean one of the dance, I mean one of the guys that throws the girls up in the air.

You need those. No, he's playing football, lacrosse, jiu-jitsu, and wrestling. So he's not a fucking, he's not a theater queen like Lewis's kid. No, yeah, he's not gonna sing and dance, he's gonna roll around with guys a lot. Listen, what's wrong with that? I don't care.

Dude, first of all, I'm gonna get back to my son. First of all. I was about to do the thing. The prayer beads? Those are prayer beads. The ones that Denzel used in Equalizer 2 when he was in the train. Where you kind of flip him around. So your son at this moment you're saying

was calculating the amount of time it would take to murder all of us in the room? Yes, as a man. As a man. Okay, that's fair. I can't argue that's manhood. Maybe he's not into a overwhelmingly decided football game in the second quarter. It was one. Well that's manhood. Maybe he's not into a overwhelmingly decided football game

in the second quarter, it was one. Well that's because you unfortunately didn't teach him how to root for a team, he didn't win a Super Bowl like that. Well no, because all his teams, his team won the Super Bowls all the time. No, not in his lifetime, he doesn't care about that. Yeah he does, his whole fucking lifetime. He was Atlanta, Seahawks, the Eagles,

wasn't around for the Eagles, was around for a majority of Super Bowls that they played, and won for Tampa Bay. Oh, so he remembers who they played in those Super Bowls? Yeah. He remembers any other players besides Tom Brady? I got video of him flipping out during the Atlanta comeback. He was watching you flip out and you scared him.

I... Flip, but let me just say something, flipping out is flipping out, son. I don't know where the fuck it came my son. I love your son. You didn't like him being here. And I told you, let me say something. I said we shouldn't come. I want you there. I don't want all the people there. And by dawn not coming, I got fucked out of my VIP seats. You get fucked out of your seats.

I had couch seats next to the Okersons. It was a fucking mess. I was like, I'm not going to come. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to all the people there. And by dawn not coming, I got fucked out of my VIP seats. You get fucked out of your seats. I had couch seats next to the Okersons. It was Okerson, Kelly's. You maxed on.

Right there on the couch, and now it went back to your, which bugged me, your love of your life, Mr. Soda Family. So it was fucking the Okersons and Sodas. Wow, isn't that a fucking great team? And I'm over in the corner with your other, your degenerate son, Josh, and my son. Well, the Evans were on the floor, so. Evans was on the floor. I don't know why that happened, but she's on the floor.

Okerson was standing in the kitchen most of the game. No, beginning of the game. Yeah, Okerson gave the busy to the little. I was bumped out of fucking VIP over to the the back with the Josh section The Josh section. Yeah, Josh picked that seat seven months ago seven months ago I mean I'm gonna tell you I figured this out with you guys You guys

You guys you have children you're not having guys, you have children. You're not having kids because you have them. You have grown children that you take care of and rely on you. When he said yesterday, when I got there with my son, who's 11, and he was like, and he saw us come in and he ran over to his chair, Josh, to sit in it. Is this what happened?

Yes, to let me and Max know, mainly Max, because I already knew, because he told me, this is my chair, this is where I sit, at my house, this is my house, those are my parents, Jay and Christine, and this is where I sit with my house. Those are my parents Jane Christine This is where I sit with my dad My dad Jay and my mom Christine Bobby he did that with Fanoia to Fanoia got there first and we were gonna go walk the dogs He goes no we have to he goes we need I need Fanoia to see me in the seat

This is why I love Fanoia I'm sitting there. This is why I love Fanoia. Fanoia at one point at the end, me and him sitting there, you taking care of your fucking child. No, can I tell you what was happening? Let me tell you what got in my head hard. You're about to tell me something that's going to change things, I guess, because Fanoia still came out

and looked at the house. Because this is what I thought you guys were talking about. Because I was like, everyone was like, hey, when are we going to go if we're going to go look at the house? Like, kind I thought you guys were talking about because I was like Everyone was like hey, when are we gonna go if we're gonna go look at the house like kind of when are we going? Mm-hmm and And that that time We were you know everyone say like we'll try to be out of here in like 15 minutes or so I saw you and Fanoia

Have a little sidebar. Yeah, and all I'm just desperately trying to read lips because I go Oh, they're both going like now we got gotta go drive for half an hour to blah. And I was like, so if you remember, well, wait, do you remember when you guys turned out of that, the first thing I said, I asked you guys both again when you came out of that, did you notice that? I asked you both, I was like, guys, if you guys don't wanna take the drive,

it's totally fine. Oh, you read that wrong, 100%. Number one. It was just Josh? No, 100%. I wanted to go really bad. I just wanted, I was gonna go and smoke a cigar in your backyard.

I brought Stokes, because I thought, you know, me and whoever else came would smoke a bat in your backyard, we'd hang out, let the dogs run around, but when we planned it, we were gonna be done by 9.30. Game went late. It went late, and I'm like, I gotta get this kid home. If I don't, he's gonna be fucked, right? That, not at all.

I was bumming that I couldn't go to your house. And it was a little longer. It was a half hour there and then an hour to my house. Did you go, yeah. So I thought it was a half hour, half hour. It was a half hour there, spend 45 minutes an hour there, and then an hour home. That's two and a half hours. It was the math fucked up wasn't that

Mike Josh was over there you and your fucking son and he was like, ah man Well, can I get I like a steak and cheese but I'd also like you think he's a cheesesteak and I'd also like I don't want to own mushrooms, but can I get a Italian she's like well, there's no Italian I get. All right, well I guess I do a pork. And Christine was like, why don't you do a pork? And she's talking to him like a fucking child. And I'm just sitting there.

It is fucking, but I'm sitting there looking off into the distance, Mike Fennoy is next to me, and he goes, Bobby? I go, yeah Mike, he goes, isn't it great that we both didn't say a word to each other, but we're both thinking the same thing? And I went, Mike, it is. He goes, you're thinking exactly what I'm thinking right now.

And I go, Michael, I am. And I know what it is, and we haven't said a word. And I was like, we're both going, what a fucking tool. I mean... Well, the funny thing was, again... He is... You love Josh, and I love Josh. I love him, too.

But I'll say what I love about him, one of the things I love about him is his, like, the glimmer of, like, self-awareness that shines through, because when we left the house yesterday, and, you know, Mike drove his own car, so Mike, everybody said goodbye, and Mike drove off, and then we get the house yesterday, and Mike drove his own car, so Mike, did everybody say goodbye, and Mike drove off, and then we get the car. Josh goes right away, he goes, I don't think he likes me.

You know what I mean? I went, I go, why do you think that? He goes, I don't know, a couple things over the course of the night. It just felt like, it seemed a little bit cold, and I was like, I don't think, I go, Mike's just like, you know, he could be a curmudgeon, you know, we bust his balls from being a cur a promotion all the time And he goes well

I don't I get Josh now. I've been piecing him together over the last couple years. He's your kid And now you have it solved. He is your son you insult my boy. I insult your Well our kids were sitting together. They were sitting Now you have it solved. He is your son. You insult my boy, I insult your. Well, our kids were sitting together a lot. They were sitting together, working things out. Which worked out. So when Jay was standing in the, cause I said Isabelle, it was like,

when Isabelle and her roommate came, I was like, oh, they can sit on the floor with me, or there's stools, but just the way it was arranged, like Jay let him, let them have his seat. And then I was just, the anxiety I feel, like I'm not paying attention to anything other than the fact that the Eagles are in the Super Bowl and Jay's standing in the kitchen.

It's like going, it's like giving me, like, a sense of panic. I felt the same thing because I kept going, dude, take my seat. Christine does have reactions, though, to things, like, that when she puts it outwardly, would imply that at times, if not one time, I beat the living shit out of her. She, her reactions are things where she goes, oh, I'm thinking it's the of her. Her reaction to the thing was she goes,

all I'm thinking is the game's happening and Jason's the thing and like, oh man, these people aren't gonna be here forever. I'm gonna be with him alone at some point. What do you think I'm gonna do? No, I'm upset that you're not comfortable. In your own house. In your own house and enjoying the Eagle Super Bowl.

Here's the thing, you're not supposed to be. You invited guests over, you're supposed to be the last person who's comfortable. That's the fucking way it is. That's the way it is. You're supposed to be the one standing the fuck up. You invited us over, we're comfortable before you. It's your house, your party.

That's the way it goes. You did the manly shit. But she's supposed to make sure that you're taken care of and she's gonna look out for you. And even like me, as a friend, dude, you want my chair? Take my chair. It's my responsibility to give you the option of going,

I'll take your chair, and sit up. You know what I mean? There are certain- But had I took your chair, you'd have been like, now you're supposed to do. You're a piece of shit. You're another man. You're another man to the house.

Dan ended up getting up and going to the- I mean, you're garbage. If you took the chair, I'd be like, this guy's not a man. I mean, it explains everything. Oh shit. But Dan ended up getting up and, like, going and sitting on a bar stool,

and then Mike was sitting on, like, the edge of the couch, and then the girl's in. Finally, I was like, girls, can you scoot over so Jake can sit? Like, I was like, let's just... I mean, here's the thing. I was like, corner seat, let's go. I mean, yeah, your daughter and her friend took over half of the couch.

I said, Isabel's gonna come over and lay across the couch. They came in with a real, like, plonk. They plonked. I'm like, all right. No, I mean, I could... Now I know why Josh sat in his seat and claimed it. Days ago. Days ago. His beard wasn't that long when he sat in that chair.

Do you know how much I would have laughed if he got up for a second and Isabelle and her friend, and Isabelle's friend came in and sat in Josh's chair? And he would have just said, he goes, it's my dad. Dad, dad, Isabelle is sitting in my chair. She keeps saying if I don't touch it, she keeps saying if she doesn't touch me, it doesn't count.

Well here's the thing too, I think Lewis said it on the regs today, there's nothing, the only thing worse than somebody bringing their dog to the party is somebody bringing their kid. And it is like, Max, I love Max to death, and he wasn't a problem, he was great. No, he wasn't a problem at all.

But he's 11, and he's trying to get tail, and there's whatever the hell's up. Tail? He's trying to get tail, trying to get some box. Max was no. Max is not getting tail. Trying to get some box, Jay. Dude, father like son, I'm getting him in there.

Get a little trim. So. A little trim, a little tit. Back to my, when I'm getting them in there. Get a little trim. So. Little trim, little tit. Back to my, when I had to step in and sub daddy for Max. Max has these beads and it's like crucial moments of game. Eagles have the ball, absolutely. They won the game. It was.

It was 40 to nothing in the second. The fucking game was over. These fucking maniacs, 40 to nothing in the second. The fucking game was over. These fucking maniacs, 40 to nothing. And they're like, it still could fuck, shut the fuck up. This is 24 six times. It's not. This is the point we're talking about, it's 24 six.

Eagles have the ball and they're moving. It's an important third down. No, you yelled them at second half. Yeah, second half. No, second half. I said that. 40 to nothing. There was no 40, it was never 40 to nothing. 700 to nothing. No, I said it was 24 second half. Yeah, it was the second half. No, second half. I said that. 40 to nothing. There was no 40, it was never 40 to nothing.

700 to nothing. No, I said it was 24 to six. They were winning. And he did these beats and he starts doing like, I'm just watching because he's like, he's like swinging them around. But he's doing like a, he's doing like a do do do do. Do do do do do.

It's a prayer beat, you're supposed to flip them. No you're not. Yeah you are. No you're not. 100%. You're supposed to rub them like this. No you're not, give me them. Yes you are. No you're not. He dang-sell flips them.

No, no, no, 100%, prayer beads, the ones he had. Prayer beads are supposed to be like this. Bring them up, prayer bead, you flip, you go like this. Watch, can I see that for a second? No. Wow. I'm not done showing my thing yet. You know what, I don't need your finger drops.

I got my own beads, cocksucker. You know what, you think you're the only person, you think you're the only middle-aged guy with beads on? Fuck. So, there's a, there's another s you're the only person you think you're the only middle-aged guy with Sissy in the room to Bobby's right. Yep, like this watch like this you do you flip them? Okay, it's not what he was doing I just lost my beads. It's not what he was doing. Yeah, that's what he was doing. No, he wasn't Yeah, he was oh wait, you know, you're not supposed to flip over the guru bead You're supposed to flip the beads you flip them. He wasizer flipping he was equalizer flipping no he was going this you going No prayer no prayer involved whatsoever. I'm saying it internally keep saying the prayer

I mean, I was praying okay. I was praying for Hey, I like you new girl. No, please. God make her think I got make her like me, but I know it was going please God make the Eagles win because God make her like me better. I didn't know he was going, please God make the Eagles win. Because I know- Let them get another touchdown. Because he was talking- Maybe Max was the factor in your fucking team winning! I'll tell you exactly why he wasn't.

Because he had a game in front of him on a hundred inch screen television, and he would go, Matt, tell me his Super Bowl score. That was to make- It's in front of your face! First of all, that was to make Dan laugh, and everybody wants to make Dan laugh. It didn't make Dan laugh! Dan was cracking up!

Do not! No, he wasn't. They were playing laughter. Don't didn't make Dan laugh. Dan was cracking up. I do not know he was they're playing laughter. Don't get jealous because Max and Dan made a connection. So then I hope they start a show together. They will. So I went so I went when I go It's getting intense. It's like a play where it's like all right, and Max starts like he's like ramping it up He's like going faster and harder, and Christine, me and Christine lock eyes through Max. Because we're both- I'll never bring Max again.

We're both- Shut up. I'm never bringing him again. Don't be a sad sack. I'm not. I'm taking my boy and going home. Sad sack. So then, so, and then I go, I finally go,

I go, Max, for the love of God. And then he goes, so, and then I go, I finally go, I go, I go, Max, for the love of God. And then he goes, so you stop. I go, all right. And then that play happened. And then he goes, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh,

shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, sh my god. And then Bobby goes, Max, put the beads away before you, Uncle Jay has an aneurysm or something. Yeah. Oh shit. And then yeah, the dogs. I know, it's not just. I'm gonna say this.

We thought it was gonna be okay, but my dog, our dog, like, if there's another dog around, it's like crack to her. I'm gonna say this right now, and we'll bring this into the break. Josh's dog stinks. No, I love Josh's dog. around, it's like crack to her. I'm gonna say this right now, and we'll bring this into the break. Josh's dog stinks. No, I love Josh's dog. Boo, fuck her.

I love Lika dog. Here's what Josh, she's a very well-behaved dog, but Josh loses track. So the thing is like, She licked every fucking ounce of food there. She licked every order. You couldn't have anything after fucking the greatest Lika dog,

the greatest dog in the world. Lika stinks, I'm gonna say it loudly and proudly. She got a pepper. She ate, fuck, she licked all the peppers. She licked all the peppers and then no one told me. And then I went in for a pepper and Katie, Dan's Katie goes, she goes, oh no, I forgot, I knew it was gonna happen.

The dog licked all of those and it was already in my mouth chewing, I was like. This is the whole Super Bowl. They're bitching about the bead thing with Max, is it? Lika, sit down like I come Over here like that is we Dawkins like a like a like a that's all I heard like a like a like a like a like a but the thing about like Like is a big dog. So they met like it was Josh doesn't pay attention to enough is like

He gets up to get like food off the counter or whatever, you know I think the or derves or every four minutesoeuvres or whatever. Every four minutes. And then, I don't care about that, we got the food for that. Lekha just stands next to him, she's always next, which is good too, but blocking every possible way to walk around. But he's just camping out there getting different things,

like Josh, can you please move your fucking dog? I have to walk by. I almost got killed three times because of that fucking dog. I have to walk by. I almost got killed three times because of that fucking dog. Trying to move around, I tripped and smashed my head on the corner. Big dog. Oh, I tripped over, I tripped and fell at the house

over Dawkins. Oh yeah. He was right underneath me. But I'll tell you this, party was fucking awesome. Great food, enough food. Way too much food. Way too much food. Way too much food.

Listen, you can't. Well you brought it home. Not the sandwiches, my appies. If you don't have way too much food at a party, you blow it. You gotta have so much food where there's like too much food. And it was great. How about the sandwiches? Sandwiches were great.

You know, I thought I was gonna love the roast beef, I mean the cheesesteak. Roast pork? The best. Roast pork was my favorite, dude. Did you love the roast beef. I mean the Steak the best yeah roast pork was my favorite dude Roast pork was really good, but the Italian was shit We do a break Oh Lordy we? We do have to take a break. Oh lordy. Oh lordy. Hey everyone, go see Robert Kelly live. He's all over the place.

Off the Hook Comedy Club in Naples, Florida, February 14th and 15th. Hey, get Captain Brian a nutshell for me. And then the Punchline in Philadelphia, February 21st and 22nd. After that, Denver, Colorado, Connecticut and Seattle. And you can catch Bobby every Tuesday night at 7pm tom. To fat black pussy get lounge the comedy seller for tickets in All tour dates visit punch up dot live slash Robert Kelly and go check out his YouTube page Go subscribe to his YouTube page. Most importantly go get in those comments of all his videos get that algorithm going Yeah, it happen and make sure you check out big Jay. He's going to be this weekend

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