The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Praying It Away (feat. Rosebud Baker)

Episode Date: August 19, 2021

Rosebud Baker joins Dan and Jay on The Bonfire and learns all about gay conversion therapy with the gang!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/Bonfire Follow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com @BigJayOakerson www.BigJayComedy.com @RosebudBaker www.RosebudBaker.com#CrackleCrackle

I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. Welcome back to the Bonfire. I'm Dan Soder. That's Big J. Ocarson. This, of course, is SiriusM103 fashion talk. Our guests stand up special drops tonight on Comedy Central Digital.

It's our X's. When we dated, we were in the studio and it was fucking hot. It was just, we couldn't stop going. Hey Rose, but how does our Dix taste? Oh, oh my god. When you kiss, when you kiss Comedy Central, that does our Dix Tays? Oh, oh my god. When you kiss, when you kiss, can only Central House Art Dix. Do you?

Do you look up? Yeah. Well, I don't even care about them anymore. Please welcome to the show Rosebud Baker. Thanks guys. Got the new special whiskey fists premiere tonight on County Central Digital and then also on the upcoming Hulu series Life and Beth

alongside Amy Schumer and Michael Sarah. Hell yeah. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I feel like that's a risk that they put that in there because I haven't, I mean, I could be cut out of that. I really don't know. Oh, I know. Yeah, I'm like, I don't know if that's actually a real thing.

Yeah, it's like you, it's like you, your manager gets ahead of where you're at. You know what I mean? And then passes that information on and then that's like, I did it. I did it a full day on that, that a rebel wasn't there. Yeah, yeah. And then I was cut out of it completely, but still eighth in the credits. That's crazy.

That's weird. It completely cuts someone in the, like, hey, like Jay, he's around. He's a ghost in the credits. Oh, Willie Nilly. We have been sitting on a topic. Like I am very excited to talk about. Well, did you?

Is it Farts? No. Like, look at that. Did you, are they wearing overalls, the perfect fart clothes? Oh my god. Yeah, that's the sunroof. Yeah.

If you want to feel it around your torso. Yeah, I always love to feel my farts on my fucking hips. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fart pockets. It comes up. Andy's always talking about how it comes up through the front of his shirt. Like, that's how bad they are. They'll just come up through the front. I'm like, that's fucking gross.

Yeah, really? My face, but it's like it stays tight to the skin though. Yeah, it like rides him. Travels like like fog. Yeah, just a fart fall. Like a bad guy in Furngully. Yeah, well, it's, you know, it's we're me and, I mean, Christine's no apartment. The way that it's, it's central air conditioning, but they're units still, like hotel air conditioning almost is what it's like. So you set the temperature, but it's next to my side of the bed.

And she went to the bathroom the other day, but it's next to my side of the bed. And she went to the bathroom the other day. And I just hung off the edge of the bed and really hung one. Yeah. And, uh, and just she got in bed just in time for the air conditioning to just breeze it right across us for like a while. She kicked it right back over. I mean, for a while, but we're both. I was even the ones on my omikia. It's not even funny. Stop. You're telling the air to stop? Stop. Something's wrong.

I need an internalist. Why are you doing that? Oh my God. With you with Andy, have you ever had a fart that you were immediately like, I wish I could pull that one back? No, but he farts like in a way where he'll go in the bathroom for like an hour a night,

and I don't even know what's happening in there, but I feel like it's gotta be so bad. That's like because I'm we're married already like I can't go anywhere. So it's got to be so bad that he doesn't even want me to know that that is what comes out of it. Anyway, that's not bad. Dan is a fart first think later. Yeah, absolutely.

I'm blown away by his amount. I don't give a shit. I would say it's toned down though a lot. Yes, but Dan is a- I'd be very fart first heavy. Just crack him. I mean, have I done he's farting in front of Christina? I'm like, I don't know how to put it

that like, I wouldn't fart in front of Dan's girlfriend. Not because I think she's leaving me for him or I still just want her to not view me that way. Right, right. I know how it's weird. I still want to be like, maybe Jay is like. Well, it's like, maybe Jay is like, you know what I mean? I mean, also, Christine's a friend of mine that I've known for a long time. So farting in front of her, it's like, if Jay was dating someone else,

then maybe I didn't know as well. I'd probably be, you know, a little more leery to fart. I don't know how to describe, but I'm saying where it's like, if someone's like, Hey, why wouldn't you just rip a one in front of Rosebud right now? And I'm like, I don't think a cute girl. Like I don't know. I don't know. I would go as far as to say that I have Fargate in front of Rosebud.

You have. Yeah, sure. Yeah, it was probably the first car ride I've ever been in with you. Yeah, and it's on the way to Dan's wedding. You know, it really gets me furious. I know she still had conversations in a circle girls like, isn't Dan cute?

No. She's, she's, she's, she's, I've been hiding my farce from these bitches all these't Dan cute. No. She's riffier. I haven't hiding my farks from these bitches all these years. No one has, no one has round table conversations about me. Absolutely. I forgot. I forgot it happened the second it happened. I was like, I didn't even know.

I think it did something to me. Yeah. I have a minute back. Yeah, you forgot. I don't know if I forget. Oh, I got to talk back. Yeah, you probably, yeah. I'm gonna make forget. Oh, I gotta talk at my essence out there. This is how we get our own tangents.

She said farce. And we ran on farce for 10 minutes when we had a subject we were sitting on. Yeah. I've watched, yeah, you have family in Texas, you're from Texas. My family's from Texas. You're from family's from Texas.

Gay conversion. Gay conversion. We were watching, I watched the documentary on Netflix last night, pray away. It's always states like that, though, like Texas, where they're like, we can pray the game. Oh, this is, I think the main thing there is exclusively Texas. Yeah, that's what I, I didn't know.

First of all, this is how fucked Netflix is. I don't even know about this. Like, I've never even heard about this show. So, He says someone who just did even heard about this show. So, He says someone who just did a comedy central digital special. Oh, so fun. I'll tell you, now it's just funny to go. Can I tell you?

Netflix is fucking stupid at this point. I mean, They have their heads up. You know what's funny? That is so true because I have defended the HBO Max app strictly because I have made too much of a rush. I mean, hold on a second, I mean,

they're probably figuring it out. They're putting the movies out there. Fuck it. I've had some experiences though with this where I'm like, oh, Cassie, what the, I see what everybody's, I see the issues. Completed about. Yeah, yeah.

But that being said, it is on YouTube. So I'm like, yeah, YouTube's great. YouTube's great. Great. It's the common denominator. Yeah. It's like, you can, everyone can get to YouTube. You watch it with ads or without ads.

You know what I mean? It wasn't hard to rationalize, you know what I mean? Where I was like, oh, okay, well, if it's going, if it's not on their channel and it's just on their YouTube, I'm doing it. Yeah, absolutely. It's a, it's only positive. Yeah.

It's literally, it's all. It's just gonna get views and stuff It's like I think one of the things that I fucked up the most when I put out my hour on Comedy Central was they were like Hey, we found someone that put it up on YouTube yours take it down and early on I was like, I mean if you guys were on it I don't really care and like we're gonna take it down and I should be like no, don't touch it Don't touch it because then you just get so many more fucking views right yeah, yeah And then they just eventually put it back up and they're like, we're just gonna put it up and you're like, fuck, I fucked up. Yeah.

By the way, and just go back to what you said about Netflix. Even like the next untold episode came out. Sure. Last night, like there's just no real like advertisement for you more. They're just kind of like, you'll check it out at some point. Yeah, they were really your big dick and everybody. Yeah, yeah. Like you roll through, it's like,'s like I don't know like let me know what's happening

It's summer right. I think that it's it's kind of like picking and choosing who it shows things to which is cool Whatever they've got their own way to it. Yeah, they have their own but no, I haven't seen this and I I'm positive. I've got a gay cousin or two, you know, but says he isn't well There's no one in my family that says their gay other than my sister who has been dating a woman for three years. Okay. No one. Yeah, it's always my I think my family would have a very easy time if someone was like I'm gay, but that's where he's to pray the gay away families are the ones that are like you better like ladies. What's pretty wild in this documentary, we don't have to go through the documentary at all

It's more it's a subject and and again just to rehash that I am delivered That's the funniest ever you never see He's bringing on yeah, no, don't put on don't worry about that. Yeah, don't do the This is this guy was like um make sure the volume's on This is this is this guy was like Make sure the volumes on This guy was all over the internet for a little bit so great. I'm not gay no more. Yeah, watch this I'm not Believe that the lord tonight has set you free. Yes, sir. Oh

God I'm not gay no more. I am delivered. Oh No more. Oh God. Oh, no Not they are man. I would not Pera purse. I would not put on makeup. I will Let me start this. This is my favorite. The level of performance is absolutely gay. Yeah, that is.

It's a fantastic performance. You nailed it on the first shot. You started the performance. How about let's start the handkerchief bowtie combo. Yeah, they get to bowtie combos one thing, but like the suit jacket. But this, I mean, first of all, it's black church. Yeah, yeah, pay for it.

Yeah, it's not crazy. Yeah, it's not a crazy outfit. I think I'm just my plane. But I think the incredible stage presence was really more of a, he's like, honey, you're talking to Venus, a devile, a guy you know, drag queen.

Yeah, I'm old, Bob C. Tommy, and I know how to perform. I don't like men no more with their rippling shoulders. I know a carry a beautiful purse Louis Vuitton Wang you slutty bitch Yeah, I have a coach Jesus don't worry to go back to the guy so fucking sad

Oh, no watch. Yeah, he's it's when he starts go back like five 10 seconds when he starts dancing It's to my favorite thing in the world. He does the one where it's like he's like just going forward and it's so funny Oh my god when he was rolling his tongue like it was practicing it in pussy Oh I will I will love a woman. Oh women a women Christine By the way the way they celebrate is he has they have everybody in the audience come up and hug him and dance through the same dance It's maybe the gays thing I ever seen. Wow, yeah, I mean. But this is it's watching this documentary just reminded me of this, but the documentary is going to be this documentary. The documentary opens up with a guy who's driving around, going to places, they have something to be prayed for. He's clearly a gay guy. Right.

He's carrying a science as trans. Did you watch it, Lou? It says trans to Christ And his whole he wants to have one story of like well, yeah, that he was well He was like living as a we did like I don't know if it's drag or thought he was trans and dresses a woman or something But he shows pictures of it Of him being a woman and he goes around saying what's the pray for people? It seems almost harmless to the world Except for him and his own life, like his own happiness.

You're stifling your own happiness. But because he's so vocal in the documentary, they show him to take a phone call where a woman calls him, except because her son is saying that he thinks he's a woman now, and like he wants to live as a woman. And by the way, I'm not even saying what you feelings about that are in general, I'm just saying mother to son. Sure. He was giving her the advice of like, well, you just got to let them know like you, you love him very much, but you won't tolerate that. And he can't be in your house. You can't let that in your house or support them at all. And this kind of thing. And he's saying, he's like,

you just can't support them at all because you know God throw him out of the house. Yes, throw him out of the house because that's just shitty Also if he's got any dirty underwear feel free to mail him to my PO I could use a new dust Nice Oh, no, I don't have 60 more with the guys. I just huff their underwear. Oh my God. I get, yeah, the underwear huffing.

Your family being like fuck that, get out your gay. It's crazy. By the way, the guys to speak the loudest about it, not to cut you off from sub to the guys, just in the documentary, speak loudest about it also. At a time, also has a lot of people, most of the people in the documentary are people

who were gay, went into these camps. Well, who are gay and went into these camps and Denied it you're right and then came out and then now they're like back to living like oh the be of no to lie But the guy I mean to the point of they had kids Several of them. Yeah, but the grudging they do fucking just being like well God wants me to do this guy explain great here We go into the pussy The guy explains it great. He's like look when I You know when I was before I went into the conversion and tried to live a straight life

He was like I was attracted to men in general, but then there'd be some you weren't attracted to but overall like the gender of male He was like but they told me when I went to that church and everything is you just got to be attracted and have sex with one woman You just got to and you marry that one and that's all you got to worry about like you just got to find that one That one pussy that one man One pussy that feels like a dude a lot of pressure on woman's pussy I'm not a one pussy that feels like a dude. It's a lot of pressure on a woman's pussy. We go, obviously. Well, well, it's got the texture.

I lived with a gay woman for a while, at which sounds like something you'd say, if you're still in the closet. But on Rosebugs' roommate, or the new children's book. On Rosie's roommate. And she came home one night, I was like right after a breakup that she'd gone through

and she was like, I just had sex and I was like cool. Like cool. And then she was like, I was like with who? And she goes to the sky at the bar, this bartender. And I was like, a dude. Because she was like, what's Christine your roommate? Yeah. Christine story.

She goes, I'm a lesbian. I just fucked a bartender. I go, why did you, why did you fuck a dude? And she goes, sometimes when I'm really mad at women, I'll fuck a guy. Or she's like, sometimes when I'm really, really pissed, I'll fuck a guy. And I was like, oh, maybe that's like why I've been fucking guys my whole life. So man, I've just been mad since I was born. Yeah, your life gets good and you're like me pussy

Yeah, I was like is that what it is is that like that be so funny if I reach the level of happiness or I Might be a good. I'm a sucked dick I'm a fuck guys now. I think we're gonna get blasted in my poop Things are going pretty sweet. It goes straight people are just angrier. Works going great. Home life's going great. I feel for the guys. I feel fulfilled legitimately on several different plans. I think it's time to get fucked. You said the fucking go go bottoms on a guy. You guys just go in and I'm just in Gene Short's wiggling

and there would still be some. But again, what's funny is I can't believe like the one thing that you probably could work on and fix when you're trying to present to the world like I'm formerly gay and now as they wouldn't go like I think they wouldn't go everywhere. I'm be like, he goes, that's just ridiculous to call me a gay man.

Yeah, it's so effeminate. Everything they do, you're like, they want a camp that should show up and go, all right, this is your dialet coach, Derek? Yeah. You're gonna teach you on, teacher on everything goes drop those That says we don't stay here. We say S's we say our asses Your pussy is wet. You know your pussy

Your Day one conversion camp your Your pussy is wet Nothing funnier though than listening to your gay friends do their straight voice Yeah, like Alex English doing a straight voice is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard It's actually kind of hot too. It's like I like I like women Like China's our good automatically sounds abusive. I don't know what he's his idea of like straight straight voice is just like an abusive man He's like getting the car like gay gay men doing straight men voices is the same as foreigners doing American accents

You know where they go like I like the Yankees and hot dogs Yeah, I was delicious beverage. That's how you fucking sign to me Hello, I like wars I like wars that have bad finishes. Yeah. That's not why American might sound so stupid. Because you sound like a decent motorcycle. Let's go from room. They'll just sound like Shane Gillis.

Yeah, it's like you're gay. That's gay, dude. I'm gonna punch a bull. Yeah, whatever. Gay wad. Yeah, you're gay. Gaydians being straight is always funny. Yeah. No, do gay, do gay dudes being straight is always funny. Yeah.

No, it's fun, but it's sad. It's sad when it has to be. But also what I thought was interesting is what they end up doing is a lot of the walk, you be like, well, these wives must be destroyed when these, when they inevitably walk it and catch these guys pounding it to gay porn. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Or just getting pounded.

Most of them, it's gay porn. They seem to find, but like, they're fragile fragile they're frazzled by the hands they're frazzled by but most of the women they're married to are lesbians trying to do the opposite it's the only woman that wouldn't have a bunch of questions about her her husband who's wearing like you know shawls and jewelry also yeah like they're both dressed like Mrs. Roper going to the party. Yeah, man, that is big rings. Hey, darling. I mean, Andy look like though, honestly. I can't wait for you guys to do the virtual. Was it Chris Lee? No Chris? Was it Chris Lee? No's best? It's like Chris Lee knows best. You ever see that in USA? No. It's a show on USA where the dad's clearly gay. Uh-huh.

And the wealthy family is like a rough trailer for that. Chris Lee knows best. And he's just like, well, that's this because that's how this family run. It's like the dad trailer for that. Chris Lee knows best and he's just like, well that's just because that's how this family run. He's like the dad. That's what he goes to go mother. Why are you being such a shitty bitch to me in front of the kid? Yeah, just show just show him.

Just do a trailer. Yeah. Love this new high. Don't you love my pantry? Don't you just do that? Don't you love my pantry? By the way, this is what a gay guy also, though either marry a former lesbian

or someone who's hiding their lesbianism, trying to go back in the closet. Right. Or they marry bodacious, big, loud women also, who are probably just excited to be. This woman on the right. Is that her the way? What is it?

What is it? That's the mother. That's the daughter. The daughter is the mother. That's the daughter. That's the daughter. The mother's jack. Where's the mother? The mother's over here with the act. So that's the mother. That's the daughter. The daughter is the daughter. Oh, that's the daughter. That's the daughter. The daughter is Jack.

Where's the mother? The mother is over here with the act of being an act. That's Chris Lee. Chris Lee's wife. And this is Chris Lee's mother. Right. That's what I was saying. Okay.

I love this show. I love this show. I love this show. It sounds like the same fucking person. But the wife is a lady who clearly is like, is enjoying just hanging out. Gay guys tell her she's beautiful still and everything. She's just like a goofball like lady Who doesn't care that her husband's gay probably right?

Probably a sex which president give it shit. Yeah her mom his mom is the reason that shit is packed down in there You do not be a fancy boy And he's just not Chris. He's not gonna be a nanny. Yeah, he's like I'm just screaming for dick. Oh He's just not Chris. He's not gonna be a nanny. Yeah, he's like, I'm just screaming for dick. Oh Scream for keep your pansy tendencies in your pockets Not bone up for a latino with muscles. You think all day remember Did you ever see remember night when I'll treat three dream warriors? Yeah when a frety-mater feel that her her heroin Track marks were like little mouths that were like

he's like when you go to nice buttholes just doing that like calm down little slugger calm down we'll get there one day with this big take a deep breath we're making up mind about an island where no one can see what we do this bitch will go right in the grave and the most dip rounded. Here, watch him come in. Come in. Queen of the house. Ladies.

Right. Right. Look at that helmet. I love light color. Hello, one. She got this is treasure. Treasure, and let's see some treasure. Who's stuff is this?

I don't know. It was in the black. It's trash. It's the old house. A rotary dial phone. What? Oh my god. I know you. You should go to a trailer because they really cram in

how gay he is in the trailers. Dude, like this is a gay dad with a lot of books. Well, I mean, first of all, he came in with a cardboard box and he was like, this is treasure. Treasure. DJ Liu hates him, but only because he's gay. Yeah, that's the reason DJ Liu will just really get it.

Look how big that woman's cross is, man. Wow. What if Jesus was like, I was gay. I wanted everybody to fuck. Why'd you guys use my symbol to stop? I'm not. She's like, the she always drive in the show too, or do they switch it up?

I think she always drives. Are we about to get into crystalline nose best I'm afraid I'm afraid of the how the wheel feels like a hard dick Once I get the thirst to know is where I'll drive oh mother caught me lick in the steering wheel We're at a Walmart Couldn't get a stick shift after 87 because of what I did to it. Yeah, I put it my throat I don't even get sitting on it. Yeah, I think I broke it throat my stick. I came back and quickly look like a dog oil Sit down it. Oh

Shifting All right, this is the trailer for chrysaline. Those best. Thank you all, then, the bag of chips and some more. I'm breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and dessert twice a week. She goes from Virgin Mary to Stryperella, we need to find a happy medium. You were caught smoking a cigarette with your brother. Thug wannabe. That's not true.

Oh, oxen was cut off to your brain at the time that you did that. Well, everyone has their own opinion and I like it. But we don't have to agree if I don't like it, that's all that matters. Okay, Daddy. Because I have better taste than everyone in this family. Oh, look at that. I don't know if you should have to as a young man grow up with a bitchy gay father. Oh, my God.

Just admit your gay when you're younger and don't have kids. Fuck that, dude. That's the ultimate goal. Don't make some gifts to grow up and be like, Dad, you want to come watch my football? I love to come watch your football. Are you kidding me, man? That's the ultimate boy named Sue. That's how you get the toughest son of a bitch in the world. My name is Sue and I play football. How do you do? Oh my god. Dude, you're dad wearing a cheer costume and the fucking stands. One of the men's cheers. the time of the hey, ASL and that's my boy. Oh my goodness. Hidden kick splits.

Look at her face. I mean, all of a sudden the fucking Southern is like you're you get real. He's frozen. Look at her face though. Look how nervous she is. Like she's just every time he's talking, she's just like, oh God, please don't.

I love all the things. Please don't see my husband for who he really is. Oh, he looks like he owns a white tiger. He has been for who he really is. Oh, he looks like he owns a white tiger. For sure does yeah, sure does. And I'd say also I don't know. I've never watched the show ever, but I will say if I was laying money down legitimate money,

where I'll be out of this, just put suck to lose it, they have separate bedrooms would be my guess. Separate bedrooms, but matching pants. Yes, for sure. And then they do that. Huh? Are you in your room? What outfit you put on we doing Are we doing over here why I want to see the it's he goes let's do the pink ones and he goes it's salmon bitch Pink what is this? I What is this

Two thousand and two I wonder if they do the rich Pearson Yeah, you so you think you sleep He just goes that he goes that side of the door of her room and goes I Hate so much. I hate everything you represent. I'm saying I cut break lines on to cars I hate you I want to think about it. I'll get your your makeup drawer and not just ruin all your powders.

Crush them up. You're gonna ruin her girl stuff. Learn how to contour your face. You fucking dirty peeing. Not all of your panties taking in at the waist. Let's call damn tiger every time you try to contour. Oh my god, your perfume smells like hands. I hate you so goddamn much.

Your voice is nails on a chalkboard. I just missed a sweet tinder touch of my hands. I just missed Rodney. God, who's Rodney? You say I can't even be friends with him. Be a bitch. Stop it. We're not felons fucking slow. I'll be fucking died.

Oh my god. I'll let them put a 5G tower on top of our house. I'll open you to get cancer. You don't have to be that keep you around because I like dressing you. You fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking fucking, you fucking, you fucking, you fucking fucking, you fucking, you fucking fucking, you fucking fucking, you fucking, fucking, you fucking fucking fucking, you fucking, you fucking fucking fucking, you fucking fucking fucking, you fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking You fat Barbie You're big ol' fat Barbie doll You're just a poin' and Barbie doll Then there's just one of their kids behind this big glass of water

Oh my god, I'm trying junior Oh my god, I was just telling mommy a bedtime story Oh hey junior, you're back from Moat High class Oh my god, I was just whisperin' love secrets to mama while she's napping Oh, how long were you there? Daddy was being a little, you may have heard some things, but now he's just being a bit of a shitty band.

Did you hear nothing about Uncle Rodney? Dad, were you on Uncle Rodney more than friends? That's important, is that even me? It's impossible. It's your mother drinking Southern comfort again. Cause that's a problem. Oh my God. It's probably drink drinking Southern comfort again Cuz that's a problem I'll be joking on your own vomit when you sleep you pig. Oh my god. I hope those TV dinners give you You fucking ugly

You farting and I faint as I'm drowning you Oh my god, you fart nothing. And I faint as though it's drowning you. Can't faint as though it's just holding you under water. You walking the room, I thought I smell a fart. It's just you. You stinky bitch. You in your vines. I'm like you hair, but you can't dance for shit.

Oh my god, it betters me at every function. You look like a retarded remax realtor. I hate your fucking guts. Oh fuck I hate you. I'm actually kind of hard right now. I'm going to go and look at pictures. I think I just came. Oh, I'm going to go into garage right now.

Look at pictures of raw. I got a whole 1988 firefighter calendar that I have stashed up in the canal. Hey, dad, I cleaned up the garage for you today. He didn't go on. He didn't go to shoebox that was labor. Dad, I found this as hot box. Don't you give me that. Don't you look in there. Don't look in there. That's stuff. Let's watch the rest of this trailer because this is just wild that no one calls them out on being gay. I didn't Julie Chrisley.

We live in a neighborhood north of Atlanta. You guys, hey son, you want to go fishing? Yes. For for savings and with fuck, I forgot the world. This is the soprano house. This is the soprano house. This is Johnny's soprano house. Yeah, we got to check the pool in the to see if there's a duck in it.

Here, so we're one in five seconds because he's like, I live in Atlanta. Lamplessly. Boy, we live in a neighborhood in North Atlanta, a gated neighborhood with celebrities here. We live with Sharon and Chipper Jones. We live with Usher. We grew up in the history of the neighborhood.

Chipper Jones and Usher. Usher, guys. Chipper Jones and usher. That's your guys. Chipper Jones. I want to know who he was guessing usher lives with because it was clear. There's such a cut there. You get a Stevie Wonder I think, Stays. Uh sure and um, somebody.

It's all gay icons. That's all he knows. I think it's maybe Justin Bieber. Who lots of Manelie. Equestionably at gay icons. Uh, the Nat brothers from NKO TV It's the phone one Halsley. I don't know what she is Am I down yes, yeah, you're down for cause first of all I'm gonna go into in Tampa. I'm gonna go into a

Complete rabbit hole this the truth about something Che, Chez Lee or Chez Lee. The truth about where? Go to that about Lindsey, Chez Lee. Oh, the daughter hates him now. That's real? If you're the daughter, you just gotta come out and be like, my dad's gay, you guys are right. You gotta be a whistle blower in that family.

Yeah, the difficulty. It wasn't difficulty being a daughter with a gay father. Sure there exists. I'm trying to figure what that was. It's probably because of the guy you had the obvious. You're looking at your parents just living a lie every day and you're going, okay. So there you're watching your parents live a lie.

I'm talking about someone who just like, I left your mother because I'm gay and they're living out. I think that's a lot more, I think that I would almost believe that you'd get closer with your dad because there'd be an honesty of like, hey I blew up this family but it's because of my happiness and then you would hope that your kid is like, I love you and I'm glad you're happy. Yeah that's the same as like a divorce. You see your parents break up and you're like, oh I see they're like way happier this life. Yeah and it's better.

I think almost what is good possibly like, lead to, where sad shit is a two friends. I know two buddies of mine Both had fathers who left the moms gay Yeah, they they they left their mothers gay. They left their moms Yeah, yeah, do you ever leave your mom and she goes gay? Yeah, she's upset. You're going swear to God. I miss you I went gay. I swear to God there was a fucking Christmas. My mom said you're on the lesbian. My mom has a gay friend and they were hanging out a lot. And my mom was like, I have to tell you something. And I was still drinking. And I just remember being like, kill this, kill this beer. And if she's lesbian, it was right. Yeah, I was just a moment where I was like, okay, here we

go. Yeah. Try all the dudes, she's tried on all the shoes, trying to move departments, and I put down the beer, and she was like, about her, her gay friend, she's like, I don't really like her. I'm still not totally convinced that my mom's not gay. She's like, I don't really like her. I'm still fucking her, though. She goes, also she tastes his sweetest peach. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, go. I'm gonna go. She goes, I'll be sucking that pussy like this. Mom, she works at a told booth.

Yeah, she goes, I know. She's sitting down on that fat piece of dirt. That's called it in a marriage. She just, she just, she just, she just, yeah, do you, what is your mom done that you're like, are you gay? My mom, she hung out, like when she got sober, she was hanging out with her AA sponsor a lot

who would just like hang out in our pool. Weird. And was like constantly smoking and just drove a pickup truck. But she was. There was a lady. Yeah, but she sounded like Josh Adam Myers. Like when she's like, hey, what's up? Hey Rose, but I made it each of my own.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself kids. Yeah. And then like, you get a suck you diddys, do you feel bad? Come on, go out front and change your all, take a blast tomorrow. And then she had a boyfriend for a while, she had a couple of boyfriends, and then the boyfriend that she most recently had,

Captain Mark was like a Captain Mark. Was what I call, he was a nice Atlantic fisherman. Oh hell yeah. He would like go out, you know, he was just like a fucking bro who lives in Maine. And then they broke up because my mom was like, he just likes me too much. And I was like, that's, that seems gay. Yeah, but I get it.

But it's someone's too nice to me and like, what's going on? Yeah, I think my mom is also just like, That's why I think you're gay, Dan. Yeah, that's so nice. Like, Jay, come on, let me taste your penis. This girl was wonderful to me. We're friends, right. Yeah, it's so nice. Like, Jay, come on, let me taste your penis. This girl was wonderful to me. We're friends, right? Yeah, we're friends.

But I could see that. Yeah, there's just that moment where my mom was like still single after all these years and I was like, all right. Yeah. It's, you know, cool. I realized that Christine's filming us now. And I'm like, that's the only thing my mom watches. So the only clip will be like, my mom's probably a fucking lesbian

Yeah, I can't share anything about my mom. Yeah, you got so lots Yeah, they have serious they think they should get a shit about serious. Yeah, but yeah That would be a very well you were saying that happened to your two friends. They both had gay dads well What I was saying what they both had gay dads left the my friends mothers for men. Yeah, or at least for that You know to not not live a lie anymore both died for maids Both are guys. Yeah, damn that weird. We was this early 90s I know you're thinking do they leave the moms for each other now different guys. I prefer me. They're both bug chasers They love it

But I will say like at least they didn't give ads to the moms. Sure. Man, that must have been so hard for closeted gay men in the 80s who went out to the bathhouses with we found out Christine loves. And then- Come home and you're like, I gotta wear a condom. Yeah, they're like, why Richard?

And he's like, probably that fucking- Probably that giant- Is that the actual- Isn't the actual argument for like why it became so like, widespread that it would be getting it. By the way, yelled at me by Scott Thompson and the kids in the hall guy, the gay guy, yelled at me on Tough Crow. Not angry, but just like saying, he's like, it's start off a very gay disease for sure.

And then I probably closeted people like doing that. Well, they said drug users were on TV. Let me tell you something. If AIDS was popping up now, I feel like drug users would take the cake. I feel like it was like whatever was going on more, but I feel like... Well, what was the actual amount of opioid use to the top of the wall? Well, drugs probably keeping, drugs is keeping Pepsi probably going Yeah, what's crazy now is I still remember I think I've told the story before my dad and his sister both died of Pepsi

I turned in cirrhosis of my dad and liver cancer in my aunt put my my Smiling I hope this is getting funny. Yeah, right You know, so they both had and was really bad Super painful death with lesions and all kinds of things. It was like, it's just falling off. I got old chicken down. But we were playing cards with my grandma and I played you in Rummy all the time.

We were playing cards and there's this commercial on TV that's like, Curier, Hepatitis C in six days with barilatex. Barilatex will guarantee that your hepatitis is cured and my grandma's like what are they saying? And I'd go and live everybody nothing nothing. There's not a cure So fucking for this actually what happened like the bravery of Tommy Lee and Pamela isn't coming on being like hey guys We have hope see we got it. Hepatitis see I think a two years later. They were like you can cure it pretty easily What and they are both cute goes we could just never told anybody and just nothing the We got it, Hepatitis C. I don't think, two years later, they were like, you can cure it pretty easily. Yeah. Yeah. Why?

And they are both cured. And he goes, we could just never told anybody, and just not been the Hep C people. Yeah. As we started dating Kid Rock, they're like, oh, Kid Rock likes Hep C. That was just like, they're her label for the next several years.

Yeah, and then now you're like, oh, no, you can totally live with it. And then also all the white trash people, I don't know. I think it's rid of it. Yeah, now white trash people are seeing it. And they're like, we're all the boss, a lot of family it's rid of it. Yeah, now white trash people are seeing it and they're like, we're holding up a lot of family to that fucking world disease.

Yeah. We're being sold to go see is very curable now. He goes, well, we'd hop back on the fucking stuff. Yeah. It looks like, it looks like a back to a condom with sex with a late trash. And when does my black tar guy still have a same number? I'm going to go peruse the trailer park next to the lake and see if anyone's down to go raw down for the brown tonight.

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