The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Preparing to Rage (feat. Mike Feeney & Brendan Sagalow)

Episode Date: August 10, 2022

Brendan Sagalow & Mike Feeney join The Bonfire as the prepare with Jay & Dan to see Rage Against the Machine at Madison Square Garden after the show. Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@BrendanSagalow Patreon.com/ScenarioPod@IAmMikeFeeney YouTube.com/MikeFeeney

Hey campers, this is Big J. Oakerson. If you're listening to this, I think you probably know, but I want to remind you that the bonfire is also a radio show on serious XM. And right now, if you go over to seriousxm.com slash bonfire, you can get a special offer for three months free of serious XM satellite radio. That's a bargain, and you get to hear us a slide and you get to hear the whole show And now the bonfire with big J. Ocarson and dance odor Is this an episode from 2017? No, no, because now he's calm like a Mexican folding chair. Oh, so mad. I'm so mad he's gonna be an a lazy boy recliner It really bumps me out that the one time in my life. I get to see you guys get some machine. He's in a chair They should put him in a wheelchair just so when he's like rocking out You can go on do the wheelies fire off into the crowd. Is it an ankle? Yeah, that's it. Someone's that he broke his ankle

Broke his ankle so hard from stop. Yeah, that's so funny though that this I'm sorry. I'm like, oh you're rocking. It's already very like Fuck the fuck everything we're both and then it's because angles broken. He's like well, of course I can't stand Except one a day. Yeah, well for all your vying Yeah, the ggl would have bit that cast off the real the real irony is that they're like playing matches We're going to working with ticket master like you know what I mean. It's like it's like it's like corporate Yeah, exactly so it's like that's 17 beers in the lobby 17 dollar beers in the lobby. Yeah, that's the real irony I feel like you can't do it you tell us yeah

T-shirts 40 40 for exactly 40 dollars. Yeah, he's probably 80 oh yeah 80 something. $80 something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Damn, dude. Damn, dude, that's so much money. And then you want to show? Capitalism, man. Yeah, exactly. It's the root of all of this.

It's like $80 hoodie on the homeless. And our fuck government QR codes. Yeah. Was that Ben Fugazi that like still charges only $5? I wouldn't be surprised. That sounds like a right thing to do that. Kid Rock was doing the $20 thing for a while. I don't know if that still holds for what he's doing,

but it was $20 and no concessions over $5. Like $5. Oh, that's huge. Yeah, but then that, you know, inflation, the dollar goes up. You might be right back. You might be right back to charging. But you can play big venues then, because they have Tick and Messer has the contract

with all of them. So you're just, yeah, he was doing exactly now he's doing like PNC, so it's probably. It's like, where can Rage Against Machine play where they're not anywhere? The coach on the ground, dude. Yeah. Just do a secret show. Yeah. I think they're all.

Do you know in the osmosis Jones soundtrack? No, there's a kid. I'll tell you. I don't know this fact. You should eat your shit the fuck out because I'm following this record. Jack, Chris Rocks, classic osmosis Jones. Bill Murray, too. Bill Murray and Chris Rock.

So I'm following you. Where are we at? We're on the soundtrack. In the osmosis Jones soundtrack? No, I like Jones soundtrack now like chicks I like chicks that like cartoons. I like children. Yes. Well, it's funny You say that because on the soundtrack there's a kid rock song all about like fucking Children that are not children, but like people that are under age. He is a winery like I love under red girls They call it statutory, but it's mandatory I love underrated girls. They call it statutory, but it's mandatory

Your king Picture hanging your house with this is doing Bobby. I believe you call it Bobby My mom has a picture with Kid Rock cool daddy. Yeah, she's so he's he's like. Arras. Now just in case I pack heat, keep a case of brewing my back seat. Got a pocket full of cash. Hey, got a fatty in my ash tray. Mac in this fat beat. Base pushing through my back seat. It might just be a bar. Let's see here, but it's definitely there. Joe C's involved.

I love Joe C. Grubb on some poor grinds, kicking out them sex grinds. Joe C's the one that goes, and it's mandatory. I like the way you profile this impassive style. OK, so my free gas tank. All right, keep going down. At 40 and a fat tate. Oh, here it is.

Young ladies. Now, here it is. Young ladies, young ladies, I like them under age see some say that statutory, but I say it's Man, so really Joe C is the problem Yeah, Joe C is the problem. They're both to blame. We've got a very Do you think anyone like his record company was like, hey, Bobby? We got a problem with one line and that osmosis Joe, sorry, I will not change it. I'm an artist There's one thing

I got to say go back to that go back to that thing the the words Here's the I mean there's no getting out of Some say it's statutory is interesting. I think that's just fact young lady Underage do you think underage it is saying to wherever you're from he's saying underage he didn't say I like him 17 and

long and lean where you can go it's like that's legal in a lot of places he went young and he's just under it whenever the ages in your town under that under that do you I want to continue his old Mexico with the how great would have been during the gillain Maxwell trial after like asking questions and

they go can you tell us more what it should put on the osmosis jones sound right look i think there's nothing i can say that the osmosis jones soundtrack can't sing jeffery Epstein was obsessed with his kid rocks on every line of it is every line of it is so incriminate. Even the first one, I think it said young girls, young girls. Yeah, young ladies, young ladies. Young ladies, yeah.

Young. You guys, they just stop believing in Santa. That's right, that's my sweet spot. Hey, what's interesting, are guests? Oh, yeah, we haven't even, first off, introduced the show, Welcome to the Bonfire Show. Serious XM Fetch, Talk 103. I'm Dan Soder, that's me, Jokeson, full crew here.

DJ Lewitsky, Christine Marie Evans, Jacob Atot, and our Black King, the Black Tiger, Lewis. Gaww. Pause out, you sluts. That's true. Our guests today, we're gonna be concert buddies. Oh yeah. Well, Dan, you're gonna be a little removed from the

adult. I'm gonna get you looking at you. Do it. I'm gonna find out where you are. I'm gonna give you. Yeah, I'll look at this time. Do this, he's there. Yeah. They're both from the scenario podcast, but you know I'm in love with him. It's Brendan Sagalo, Mike Fini. Hey, Brendan Sagalo, gonna be a shows in Toronto. Is that Tom Toe? What is that? Tom, Tom, Tom Toe? Tom Toe? Yeah, I'm gonna be in Toronto. Is that Tom toe? What is that? Tom, Tom toe. Tom toe? Yeah, I'm going to be in Toronto. Toronto. He's going to be a Toronto, New York, Austin, Texas, and Chicago

follow him on social media at Brendan Sagalo, and check out his podcast, of course, scenario with Mike Fee. It's going to be at Comics Mohegan Sun, August 18th to the 20th, Vulcan Gas Company in Austin, Texas, with Brendan and Mike Cannon. Oh, that's, hell yeah. You guys are doing it. I don't know. Yeah, that's September 9th and 10th, Austin, Texas with Brendan and Mike Cannon. Oh, that's, hell yeah, you guys are doing it. I don't know how to stand up, yeah.

September 9th and 10th, Austin, Texas. Follow them on all socials that I am Mike Fini and Twitch, twitch.tv slash NY Freshmaker. That's most of the shows. Now running on Amazon Prime. There you go, go listen that song. Download the album on Amazon Music. Yeah, Kid Rock, Jesus Christ.

That's what a weird line. It'd be fun to try. I know we've done the defend that bar joke a bunch of times, but it would be funny if he was like, if they're like, okay, you said young girls, young girls. Yeah, I can explain that. And then the next line is like, I like under eight. I like under eight. I was doing a character. Dude, my friend, my Brit used to have a fucking phenomenal joke about guys' gives. These female rappers are getting too good.

Look, their songs are too good. Snagging guys in the club going like, I used to be scared, the dick. Now I throw lips at the shit. Hannah like, and then he goes, bro, bro, bro, what are you saying? He's like, what did I say? What was I saying?

Did I get lost? Did I say it? Yeah, you can't defend that. But I'll say the funniest thing is when they have trials, everything I was, of course, the obvious, the old Judas Priest and everything, or the parents thing where Twisted Sister had to go in decenniter. And when I tell someone read their own lyrics in a room full of people and suits is the funniest thing in the world, it says kill mother fucker kill. Get your gun. Shoot, shoot, shoot.

And then of course, do you want me to do the course? You're fine. You're actually called out the judge by name. And said I'm going to kill you. Well, eminem, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I, yeah, yeah, I mean, I love it. I low-cut Do like the like like the Eminem custody trial or is like in one song you said kid bitch. I'll kill you I will fucking kill you Full-custom So anyway, I'd like that full-customer player you guys gonna have a right when you get to Kim Christine got all wound up saying like she was like

She goes these rappers are in jail and a gunna and those rappers are in jail She's like they're using their lyrics against them and the thing goes I think it's the lyrics and the physical evidence I think they're being a little too It's just jump on the lyrics only. Psychic and you know exactly what happened. I think you did it. The one detective just pushing the lyrics. We got him on lyrics because you guys are gonna shut me down just like that Ozzy Osborne case when I

told you he was working with the devil. It says, you got your major weight. Yeah. He's like, dude, it rhymed with freight. He goes at one point I had all of Bad Boy on cases. Bad boy. The underground, like, drill New York rap, right now is very much that,

but in such a way that's like so much grosser where they're like, they're like, gunning people down, and then like, doing music videos where they're explaining exactly what they did to that person, and then like, dancing on the block that they did to that person and then like dancing on the block that they killed them on and then like sending it to their mom. It's insane. Yeah, that's like zodiac killer shit.

Yeah. I'm actually doing an elaborate poem about the murder. If they were white, that's all they would be doing. But it was serial killer. Yeah. Me me me me me me. Yeah. Well, it's, well, it's, well, it's like, as a video week. This is like snitching on himself and just like look at this co-op sitting on this

Jair. I just killed Renaldo if his mom's listening he's dead. He's been missing for quite some time Look, I took his fingerprint and I put it in my wallet Everyone's wearing sick. I would like to go to jail You have a phone number. Did I saw a video today of a lady covered in blood. Did you see this black? Lou any going well star like me? Which is fine me. She I'm your corny wife. It's the ultimate like trying to get a guy back. There's lady killed her two kids Okay, and she getting ready to kill herself and she was like

I forget the guy's name is like this is cuz you Emilio. It's always cuz you Emilio Anyway, I'm gonna kill myself. This is the end of the video like oh god Jesus feel like this someone shouldn't have a copy of that I'll be uploading that's a world star. Yeah, yeah, also that there's definitely the reaction of when Emilio saw his eyes rolled Calm down She Yeah, yeah. She gets it. She gets it. He says that to the cops.

She did that. They said it's all because you, Emilio, go through. Oh, I'm free. Go ahead, I'm going. She got the kids. I'll tell you when I say all. It's also crazy to be like. I'll tell you this.

I don't know what that is, but the lady screaming with the thing, but I'd like to see that husband and his wife, real dirty, would have had to get a divorce after this well I gotta see what that is The scenario boys are on you know we're gonna have to do a click that Joe up to I'll say when you come up on it Man lucky for that. Oh, maybe that might have been Is it that right what's the top one that how sad is this coming huh? It's a very sad video. It's gonna like ruin everything. Yeah during rage. You get some machine Katie's like hey, you love bomb track

I did I mean I could have been more understanding Look first of all no guys the first no come on no they're there Just played on that TV Oh, guys, the kids. The first. Oh, come on. No, they're there. This is a picture. Can you just play it on that TV? This is a before picture. This is a sick fuck. This is a sick fuck.

This is a sick fuck. This is a sick fuck. There's like watching them burn. There's 219,000 people just like, no, it's just a lady. It's only the lady in the video. It's a picture of her kids though. Yeah, in the beginning, sure. You don't even know if they're hurt the kid.

They're dead. Yes, but you don't know if that's them. She's hurt. Oh, you're lying to yourself. Dude, but you don't know if that's them. She's her own line to yourself. Dude, I just watched this next horrible Netflix documentary called Heist about this lady that stole an armored truck and she's just fucking ditched it the whole time. She's like, can you believe that he was having sex with other women? You're like, yeah, you were a 21 year old hot chick that he got to steal an armored car. Then at the end of the documentary, spoiler alert,

if you're gonna watch it. They go, yeah, this lady's still so afraid of this guy, that was an actress you were watching the whole time on the documentary, Annolyn. You fucked. Wow. I fucked you. Wow.

I hope he finds you. I hope he's alive and I hope he finds you. That sucks. That documentary about the guy who would scare kids being the clowns. Yeah. Same thing at the end of the documentary, the guy who was talking the whole time stands up and he's like, I'm not the guy who would scare kids being the clowns. Yeah. Same thing at the end of the documentary, the guy who was talking the whole time stands up

and he's like, I'm not the guy, by the way, and they talk to you. That's crazy, that sucks. I hate it. I hate it. So anyways, let's hope that's in this case with these two dead children. No, they're alive in the picture.

They're all seem too good looking to be murder, murder-suicide. You're not gonna see dead kids, I promise you. It's just the mom. Coming down to a day, oh my fuck. It's gonna feel like watching a paranormal activity. Oh fun In that you know what cuz she's probably gonna be and I can I guess she's staring into the phone going like I just Foking kill kids blood coming down Exactly

The dog face on her You got a shower cap on I think and I'm I'm telling you, you're right, Bren. Exactly. She does this and then plays to the kid. That's how crazy things are. By the way, I just want everyone to know at home, the headline starts by saying, just sad. Yeah, we'll ruin Adelaide's ass.

We'll ruin live streaming show and concert their out there. Hope you're not going somewhere with friends after this. Katie's like, I found Dan in the New York public library just thinking. Right. Does this remind you though that you need to seize every day. You never know when your mom's gonna kill you for her boyfriend.

Don't turn this into a carpe diem. Yeah, I just mentally ill. Do I have things on it? It's fucking trash covered in blood. Like yelling goes, Joe, this is because of you, Joe. I pipe in and I know. I can see that. Yeah, Joe drove her nuts

Go play it but mostly for second. Oh god You're man It's always your main spot. Welcome to Atlanta That's truly one of the most disturbing things of ever shit. Yeah, how do you know this is even real you Sagaline how do you know so that's how you're watching this you're lying to yourself saying this is a cartoon You're not lying himself. This could very well But that's you're not even giving it the option that it's real in your mind There's the option that it's real and it will keep it up at night But I'm also like this could be it's crazy though to buy your it's crazy that we've reached the age of technology

We're instead of suicide notes. It's suicide videos. Yeah, she's a best by like which ones Off myself Oh, you slap I want to go in Andrew you slap my ring a ring light That's crazy. Oh, you're gonna- Do you want to go in Android? You slap a ring, a ring light? Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, you're going to want the GoPro X3 2000. You're going to say, honey, why did this ring light come from Amazon? She goes, hmm.

No reason. Thinking about it. Thinking about going with you. Why do you care, Jermaine? It does Instagram. It's always Jermaine. Yeah, that's like- That's one of those things that-

Oh, she attacked the sun. Oh, it is real. There's a whole article about it. So you can find a fake article. That doesn't mean anything. You can find a fake article. You guys are so fucking crazy. But your denial goes deep in here. It's a whole article about it. So you that doesn't mean anything. Oh Your day was deep It's in y'all sports dude. You're so far removed from your actual emotions. It's unbelievable. That's not true at all You trust the journalism

By the way, they're not dead No one the sun the sun lived so he'll be in happy ending The sun the sun lived so he'll be in happy ending. He'll be in He'll be in some stable. I think Hey, if you even before you fucking soak your panties with your own tears And the kids the one of them's alive They put a condition one of them just one Yeah, so we're even blood of the critical conditions. So chill one of them got out like fucking like at the end of Halloween It's like Jamie Lee Curtis

Shivering with blood. Yeah. The kid reached through the grass. Yeah, he's amazing. Hell. I think, do you absolutely a cop with guys? We got one over here. Yeah, yeah. Germain's got a big dick. Just the beginning of Kill Bill.

Or, Germain's rocking a piece, dude. Or he just has the perfectly sized penis that fits her pussy, but it wasn't too big. Wasn't too small. It didn't hurt. And they're also, I felt like I was full. God, it felt, it felt, it all the spots. penis that fits her pussy. It wasn't too big. It didn't hurt. And also I felt like I was full. It just hit all the spots.

Jermaine! Also, just, oh my god, we just, we had a rocket league team together. I mean, none of those kids were old enough to rationalize things. They said, mom, what is this going to do with Jermaine? Who is Jermaine? Are you talking about dad? They're younger than them. I don't know who are you talking about dad? You don't know they're young enough. They don't know the first name. I Don't know who you're talking about

Are you killing me because of a man that I've never met? Yeah, or is my father go by a different a-ass? Because daddy's also known as dad a K a father I believe I heard a whole thing called him germane. I've heard of germane in a conversation I believe I heard a whole thing. I called him Jermaine. I've heard of Jermaine in a conversation. Don't know if it's been him. Yeah. Usually on the ground looking at my feet.

Oh, you guys were like a thing? I did this because of you, Jermaine. It's always Jermaine. Like, that's a weird thing to say. Like, there's been other things on that level of extreme. It's always, you know what I mean? It's like, why are you guys late for the movies? It goes to Jermaine.

It's always Jermaine. Yeah. Like, you say, well, it goes to Jermaine. Why am I always late for the movies? Why did I have to murder my kids? Yeah. Oh, what the answer? Everything white germane. Turning on your kids just randomly. It's real and it's like the end of a was it shutter island? What do you say? Shutter island. Did you like do you call them in? My question is guys. Hey guys come here. Hey here guys I have some cake

There's that whole documentary on Netflix about the neighbor Or nothing neighbor like the guy who like killed his wife and kids and put him in like those big tanks who killed his wife and kids and put him in those big tanks. Shut up, shut up Colorado. Was a Colorado, also. It's always Colorado. The altitude, dude, the fucking Colorado. It's always the main. It's always the main in Colorado.

But they, yeah, that guy, like, when it's so crazy, when they have him so involved in the documentary, and he's like, you know, I just want to find him, I guess. Yeah. The attitude always kind of comes off. I got to go, like like do you even miss me yeah What I did sleep in today and it was or the lady who the lady who got into the religious guy and then like killed her kids with him Who needs these kids?

Kids are like expendable at an eight four and two's pretty nuts But some of this happens with like like 11 and like seven years old. I'm like, 11 and seven year old, and you're like, and 11 year old that you decided he goes, I'm over this. I'm also, I've been a government of my dog. I could have gotten rid of my dog in the first month. And he given time, it was like, it was a lot of work

and it was like if someone was like, yeah, we gotta take that dog back, I go, that's fine, I understand. The conversation. But now I couldn't imagine that at all, and it's been months. The conversation of having it, of when you're gonna kill them, and then it's like, it's the 11 year old,

and you go, I'm gonna tell you, he hit puberty a little early. Gonna be a little bit of a problem. He's gonna be hard. You're gonna have to take him. Do they give you it up? Are they like, you cool kill my daughter? I'll kill my son.

Or do you wanna flip? Well, no, they had the guy, I think one of the guy, the, if you remember, we went through this whole story before, but it was the guy who does the voices. Remember it was a killed one of the kids. It was her brother. Okay. Who does it? Michael Winslow? Don't bring up.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, you're sitting next to the white Winslow. I loaded that dog. A dog ran in. If you guys are, by the way, you are already 90% as good as Michael Windsor. Steven Scott, no, but Michael Windsor, yes. You guys are both voice reminisc. Dan's a little tight about. Territorial.

Michael Windsor. As a voice and noise guy. Is there a dog in here? As a voice and beep, guy. Uh oh. Dan's Michael Windsinslow alerts going off Fucking kill all you guys all guys. I'll help you. I'll kill your kids And then and then just gonna blame it on your main it's always Dramayne anyway, this was a Dramayne. Yeah, I don't know.

It's easy to take it. Yeah, I think it's Guys, I think we're gonna want to look into Dramayne. Yeah, we have a composite sketch of something. It's in the case. He goes, Dramayne. He goes, have you checked Dramayne yet? Oh, shit, I'll go. That's the reset in the router of murder of murder police. the reset in the router of murder police.

The reset in the router, always checked your man. Check your man first. It's always true. Traumane's 1a on the checklist. Also, like the kid survived, right? The little boy. He's in critical condition. If he survives this, you just grow up and then you have to have that conversation one day

at a TGI Friday as we go So what did happen? Why do you cry? Yeah? No, but just asking his dad. Was it you? Was it always you? I don't even know what your mom was talking about For like cheating, you know what I mean like what was probably something pretty cheating so I got to kill the kids in myself. So weird. Yeah, talk about, talk about standing up and resetting the game in the middle of a game.

Do the killing yourself with your kids is one of the wackiest ones too, because that's always under the idea. It's like, we're all gonna be in heaven together. Like, that's probably how it works. Yeah, God's like, come on in, dude, we're doing family facts. You guys are doing a certain way there. One of you won't be joining the race.

Yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody that's going to heaven, please step forward. You guys will work a certain way there one of you won't be joining Hey everybody that's going to heaven please step forward not so fast mom Last time I saw you guys we were pulling you out with a with a crane out of a cutlass supreme in the lake It's crazy. You're just a torso. Shit. Like, you know, you just,

Gators got in. I know. I mean, my mailman's here. There should be a business where like you kill people to guarantee them into heaven. What? Yeah, right. What is that?

Murder people, but then you know, you go, I'm going to, Oh, like assist the death. A sit. Well, sure, or like if, yeah, if someone wants to die, I'm going to oh like assisted death a sit well Sure or like if yeah, if someone wants to die there's people to do that What do you think they go instead of me killing myself because I'm religious and I don't want to go to hell assisted to shoot me in the face Yeah, they do like a lot of young young

Like I think now I think now you have to have like I'm young I like him young it's mandatory Some of the statutory there's a fringe there's a fringe belief that it's that statutory underage But but Joe sees things as mandatory You look like a child he did a 50-year-old midget yeah mandatory and they go yeah, but they can't pop it That's actually that's actually midget law. Yeah, you're a midget you can fuck under age It's mandatory in the wizard of us i believe those are

those are midget law that here i only just float section three section three point one of dwarf law says i can fuck it so yeah i mean he should be allowed to because legally if legally if you're an age that could beat up joe c which i'm guessing starts seven eight years old mean he should be allowed to because legally if legally if you're an age that could beat up Joe See which I'm guessing starts seven eight years old then he should be like That's the rate laws you can beat me up. It's crazy guys Joe

Joe goes Joe, I think we've had a loophole Law from 1932 called the little orphanage. Let me see that. Oh, this is beautiful. You just jump in up to reach the tape. Give me that. Starts crying. Okay, and it says here, if it's a victim can beat up by hearsay to the undersign. Yeah! The thunder of a danger! No, I need to take a nap in this matchbox and think about what I just read. Let me sleep on this. I have a cat having me. Oh man, I'm a seven-year-old can kick your ass. You should be allowed to fuck it. Dude, that's what you're referring to.

Dude, if you open the gates for dwarves and midgets to be able to fuck kids... It's all fine. It's hard to just ask what your age is in Dorftown. So my mind has the ability to trick them. We're not pedophiles if we all look like this. It's called a weight class. Deal with it. You're a pedophile.

Come on. Am I the pedophile? Do this. You're a pet of I guess come on I'll win the precness All right, not guilty. What's out of the next thing you'll tell me is I don't have candy in my pocket That's out of the corner. Next thing you'll tell me is I don't have candy in my pocket. Oh, wait. I can't arrest you. Some of it is charming. All right, let's go blame Dremain.

Yes. Your honor, if I may, a gigantic lollipop. What if I gave you a wish? You got to catch me first. Your honor, you have to catch me. Give you a wish. With pain fluid. What'd you like to do? Conjure to a different man.

Yeah. The wind take me away. This one happens to be because my house needs fucks my son and then he pays the pay. Yeah, you can disobey. You'll never catch me over this rainbow. No, I put a red flag on the tree that I saw on that. Next time he goes to the forest, all the trees have flags. Damn, dude, I broke a red flag on the tree that I saw him at the next time he goes to force all the trees that flags

Damn dude, I broke through with that little person pet file. Yeah, change the walls Show up and vote This November we're talking take out the loophole that let's November we're talking take out the loop hold it let's be pedified Damn baby's gonna be in a chair that bums me out he's not in a chair technically He's kind of sitting on it almost looks like sitting on like a speaker he should sit like a Polytechnic like a square ball he's got a little table next to him with a water on it doesn't yeah Yeah, they should give him a segue

You give me segue Fuck you I will hang on Oh He's chilling on a little uh... Dan's gonna be you guys right there in the pit. No, I'm not. Katie and I are gonna be in the mom and dad seats. Hey guys! Oh, have fun.

But he's really into it though. He always is wearing that hooded vest thing though. I don't mind that. I love that. I like that because he doesn't have the dreads anymore and that Afro was awful. See my ankle hurts and I don't want to stay in the dread dude when he was in when he was in the full green like Military that outfit I used to wear when he had the long dreads. That was the best one What it looks like Paul to Anna are people smoke yeah, is that the riddler?

Are they are they smoking weed at the show do people still smoke yeah? I'm smoking weed at the show Yeah, I just feel weird now because I feel like everyone vapes and so when you pull out an old, there's people all around me smoking joints and plots. When I went to see Green Day, I sat right down next to someone who sells weed. And I like had forgotten weed. Sold it at the show. Sold it right at me, yeah.

That's pretty awesome. And then we danced together. That's what I thought. Yeah, it was. I don't want to be having a party like yeah yeah see I must be his left leg. I guess we know which ankle because he's bouncing his right seal like he really is like stomping. What what a terrible injury to get because you're like I do bounce rock. Yeah dude

he's punching him. He must have such a welt on the top of his leg because he is punching it as hard as he can look we don't have you you can't go on tour but stop punching your own leg he has dressed like a weather correspondent yeah he's like we're getting gale force wins oh he's sitting on a stage box yeah yeah it's not like a he's not a chair they've grown had a throw but they they did carry him off-staved last night. They carried him off- They're security guards. The jaw-tiny is.

Yeah. What's he drinking? Just water. Sippin' in some water. Yeah. One is a little table. These guys are all like, you know, hey, we got a rest. They're probably in those compression machines

after the show. Oh, right now. They're in it right now. They're both throwing ice baths. They're having like tea. Right now, they're like, they have readers on, and they're going through they're both throwing they're in ice bands they're having like tea right now they're like they have readers on and they're going through the paper and they go well FBI rated Donald Trump's moral on you know what I'm saying

what are you looking for Fini you told me you went to the show last night you went there last night it was supposed to be myself Greg Stone and James Madden love all love all three guys on the show for best and we bought these tickets I think November 2019 got delayed back multiple times, multiple years, and Greg by now has a eight-month-old kid. She wasn't even pregnant then, so it's crazy. Now he's like a full father, he's in dad mode, and like an hour before the show,

things went awry at home with the kid. He couldn't leave his wife 100% understandable, so he... What happened? Germain. Germain. It's's always germane which is the name of his kid and uh but just said so he couldn't keep called me he goes I can't tell you but just sad I would start the story with two words just said oh shit germane's back germane isn't it so we knew that, yeah, so he couldn't do it, which was a bummer. So he was panicking in the last, I guess, hour trying to find someone to take the ticket.

And he texted James and I, he said, I'm sending my podcast producer to come with us. We are. Now, my question, first opening question. Do you know this guy? Never met him. It's a party fell. He's not a bad dude, though. That doesn't matter. It's fine. Now my question first opening question, do you know this guy? Never met him. It's a party fell.

He's not a bad dude though. That doesn't matter. It's fine, it doesn't matter. I actually had a great redemption story later on, but as of right now in the context of it, oh, I did not know him at the time. So it was an unknown like what's gonna happen with this guy. Plus we've been looking forward to this bonding moment for like.

It's all the same. So you expect to do something with your boys and others someone you have to like, every time you're telling something, you have to, yeah exactly go. Oh man Brandon said this thing. Brandon's are Oh Camp friend Joshua's gonna go I miss you in a 15 years He used to be a temper

years. He had ketchup up on everything. He used to be a temper. I don't know if he does. He used to be a problem drunk, but I don't know if he's that guy anymore. He hates to be talked to closely at a loud show. Divorced threis. Yeah. Brad comes from a play. It takes me at 4 a.m. apologizing for something. Yeah. But that sucks. Yeah. That's the foul. When you when you have to group it tickets. Yeah. And the one person can't make it. The ticket then reverse back to the group to figure out who's that other person. Here's not a big people where you're like, Oh, that's just a guy. He'll be like around us. It's two people. Yeah, it's 33% so yeah, so you have to like get him in on all your shit. Yeah, you have to put him in the middle. So you're not boxing them out too. Well,

you can't talk to your friend the whole time. Matter of fact, we did know right away because when I got there, James was already sitting with Max and then I It was it was like it would have been me and then Max and then James so I asked Max to switch because I was like Because I was just like I was in the middle of tell I wanted to tell him a story and then it also worked out Where you're like you know and also by the way now to say on the side of Max but also before that Greg Greg bought his ticket So it's kind of like so to that end. It's like his ticket to do what he wants with it So I wanted to be one of the things like I don't have a say in there is an art in who you who you ask

He did also call you call me he called you he offered I said go fuck yourself Yeah, we say we're gonna mara. Yo, what are you gonna do give it to your fucking podcast? To see you try. No, I actually told him he should call Ian. No, he would have been great. And he was like, I'd rather give it to anyone else. And so, but he's, I'd rather burn the ticket in front of him. But I guess he called a bunch of people.

But so Max, though, showed up, he was very cool. I'll say that. And he was tripping balls on mushrooms. Oh Jesus. So that showed up like that. So that also ballsy, if you're going to like hang out with people that you like. You're like a vibe of someone like me at 15. Like me.

I got so, so did you ever, you ever seen Ray Jive? I was going to sit down and do a reset. So did you ever, you ever, you ever, um, have you ever seen rage life? I was gonna sit down and do a reset because I, uh, I need to go get water. Sweating. Did you guys feel like the walls are breathing? Yeah. I took mushrooms about a half hour ago and they're hitting hard. I got it from a stage shows all.

Because I'm getting eaten. Got it from a front up state. Are you, are you a liberating? The walls are vibrating, right? I'm a liberer. He got it from a friend upstate The walls are vibrating right you guys see the music notes coming out of the speakers. Well, you're you're you born in That's a Leo is telling a story he's like telling story to James He goes he like runs up the stairs and he goes who ran up the stairs Who ran what he's very weird at the security What you guys are you guys getting visuals? Yeah, I got some stuff from my boy gravy jam earlier His dad was a hell she is dad was a hell of angel

What is gravy Jim do gravy Jimmy is coming here? I gave my the ticket Yes, he gets half the concert. I get run the jewels, he gets ready to get some change. You'll see him in a minute. He's a lot. He's an EMT and Rochester. And he's mad.

He is cotton loose tonight. He runs a doberman rescue. He's pretty crazy. He's seen some stuff. He got accused of fighting him a year ago. Be the charges. At least as he did. So he's as tripping on us. So the guy, so I guess he might have taken him right

as we got there, whatever. So run the Jules' on. We all enjoy that. And he's like, he's a good concert-goer thing where he's being like a podcast producer where he's kind of sitting in the wings if spoken to, he's coming in. He's being friendly.

Yeah, he's got headphones on. He's following the brown with the brush. Hey, you guys are popping your piece. So what you guys know that? He's controlling the levers and the dials. And it's weird because you're in Massacre Garden, like the manager Ryan from the, like the gender gram of the comedy seller was there,

was like literally right behind us, which was very so we're like, eh, so everyone's hanging out and then cannon was You gotta go hey max. This is Chris You guys are max You guys need a podcast My name is Marie Antoinette. I'm shot. I'm shot.

For the next four hours. You're shot. I'm shot. I'm shot. I'm good. You're already heard. See. It was very lady like a little Titan here.

So he but so canon is there. He got free tickets. So he's with he's with the sky. You also make so you know he doesn't appreciate him as much. I said name five of raging in some machines songs and he was like the one on really i don't know if he can get me he's now he wouldn't be able to name five actual tracks no way he'd be able to be like i really want to be songs the fancy one the one about the police and then the other cover but so he uh...

yeah which is hilarious because they didn't play his favorite song which is running kids a funk and i was like i don't think that's anybody's favorite reging in some of the right now that's anybody's favorite Rage Against Machine Fandames. That's how you judge the Rage Against Machine Fandames. Like, if they were to, they're last single? Like what? They weren't in the ladies. It's sucker dance.

It's a dance, sucker dance. I said, jam, sucker jam. Yeah. I'm not gonna. But I'm gonna need you to leave. So he's on floor, he's at floor seats with Dan Hershawn. And so they're like, I was just fucking with Mike I literally he goes we're in the pit

So I he made it seem like they were in general mission He was just he was just high and kidding around so I texted him dude send us your tickets and then he ended up getting Dan to send us a Screen shot of the tickets so then I go well now we might as well try and go down to the the standing you know down to the bottom and now that's our point Max doing it this time. Well now we got a problem because they only sent two tickets. Max is like I'm gonna make it down to the stairs. He goes I go in and that's see a people. Hold on.

I've anchored myself to the ground with a heavy sandbag. So I can not otherwise I'm going to float away. He's walking one foot down at a time. I'm gonna tell you right now I'm reliving an eighth birthday party. Yeah. I don't need to go down. I feel like gravity's not working on you right now I'll see you guys down there. I like this. I like this. Did anyone else have the fizzy lifting drink? The energy's different I own front of us Greg's not to sit here. I'm sitting here

Leave if I look at my phone it hurts my brain. Let's root. Let's root So you guys so now we go James like we're not gonna leave him. I'm like, oh, here's my idea. All we got to do is show the thing to get down there. So I tell Max, I go, this is what we're gonna do, bud. We're gonna go down, James and I, we're gonna try and get in. If we get in, we'll text you, we'll screenshot with it. And then if we don't get in, we'll be right back.

So he was like, yeah, that's totally fine. We go down there, we get right past security. It's great they had, but the problem is now Mike had floor seats, but they were seated floor seats. They weren't the standing room one. So now there were three empty seats next to them, the whole show. So I go, perfect, send him the screenshot.

Max comes fucking, he just appears there. Literally beat us there somehow, even though we were in the section before we texted it to him. And they were sitting down and we got to see one rage against a machine song before we got promptly kicked out and then like quickly. So then we get back to our regular seats. And now the problem is other people have filled in to where our seats were. So we have to do that thing of being like, this is so loud. Oh yeah.

This is actually my seat. We're seven through ten. Max, where were you for this? I hate to tell tell you this but I'm actually representing the machine in this car You guys are raging. Yeah, I'm letting you know the rules. Yeah, why did you guys leave it first? Wait, it's germane Is this You're not poor, any any any any I'm not about about me Dude, is this P? From P? Yeah, dude

So the problem was this was actually a hilarious incident in that the seats were actually mislabeled There was a misprint in Madison Square Garden in section 120 row F I think It goes the seats go 1 two three four four six seven So we had five six and seven they had three and four these two Blacked out Wasted women next to us who looked like they had not stopped drinking since the band broke up years ago And they were noticing doubles to the go there's two of every number I were in C22 and we're in C4. And they're like, they're like, three and four.

And now, and now James is, James is like the buffer in between that group and myself. So matter is just getting dominated by the, they're like, they're swaying. They're standing not only so much in his seat that he's kind of had to turn at an angle, but they're like they're swaying. They're standing not only so much in his seat that he's kind of had to turn at an angle, but they're they're swooning, they're punching the air, they're bumping into him. So he's getting, he's starting to get angry and he tries to be nice and he's like these are our seats. She goes, no, this is for, I show her that it says for twice. They just kind of shrug and go back to just like, you know, throwing their fists around. And for like half the show, they're just ruining the show for James. And he's trying, he's trying to be polite. He's got's got firm with him and be like listen you're fucking up the show for me yeah please just move over there it's all I'm asking you to do just move over and and they're like well it's other people

you know what I'm anxious about this confrontation so yeah so so they're just saying like you got to move down there's too many people in this row someone's not supposed to be here we are you are but that deal with that we are you are new raging against machines on yes We are you are but that deal with that we are you are new rage against machines on Confirmation My legs are messing my waves So energy so Yeah, pulling my eyelashes are missing my waves. Dude, so energy. So dude, have to show their ruining it for James. James, I don't know what the fuck I do.

I've asked him a hundred times and I go, you know what we're gonna do here. I solve the whole thing. Max is like dancing and he's perfectly contained to his seat. And I go, buddy, we gotta switch it with James. You go over there, he's getting dominated by these women. you go over there he's getting dominated by these women you go over there and and he go and he literally said while on

mushrooms he just said I've been in mosh pits with dikes since I was 16 years old I'm from Philly let me Adam and that's the first thing you said all right the whole thing is single out hey Max we're gonna need you right now you guys I've been banging elbows with dikes and fucking so six years old move Aver Yeah I'm a fucking shut these clam lapers up. Yeah, you'll be a jolly dikes Yeah, so he fucking and then we ends up by the end of the concert he goes. I'm doing a podcast with him He goes over there and I'm guys we've annoyed with it within 30 seconds. The whole conflict is over because now he because they're going crazy and he's like you

want to see crazy I'll show you like getting into the song in a like because it's not a direct it anyone it's like oh I'm having fun too and he's just starting to go and they're like I love that I've never brought my own the combat that's what Justin will be tonight was then Justin to do is Justin dance and look for it and look for it uh-huh is it like a lane benises yes but I this is Justin oh that no it's not that there's a wrong he holds his dick he holds his dick of his pants and goes 100% seen him do that before my god like skank fast. He's done it in the car anytime. There's music playing

It kind of feels good No, you're giving you're giving metal horns. He's just point He's just like you you you you you I think it's more about the three pointing back at him me Everyone's looking at me like this Doesn't matter the song the rhythm the bass or anything he just it's gonna be that hold his crotch of his pants and fucking thump that hands It's great. It's great. You're gonna see it's I'm wrong. I do some point like It's great. You're gonna see it's not your and we're all gonna do this some point like Yeah I'm At shows at concerts cuz I would have had because he's got a great voice and I would assume he would want to kind of flex that

No, no, I don't say Josh actually is Josh is good like with me. We're both like can be like hands in pockets and like fucking Bob in our heads So yeah, that's that's kind of me I'm like this you know, I say a lot of people think when I go my favorite don't look at me enjoy when I go on my favorite Concerts a lot of people been like one of I'm enjoying myself like oh, yeah, I just drink it in I don't know I don't like I'm not like a really dance like smash I hate when people wanted to dance I hate when they're like come on have fun. I love the show I love the show What did you just

I Have a Guys We just Don't make your fun my fun your fun sucks compared to my fun Yeah, I like that's my job the show with me is the cool like rock shows and they do it right is the coolest thing from the screens in the behind them and a whole show They put on so I just like stare at it like I almost like an all in like envy and everything. So I'm not like really like a dancer at a concert.

People always do that they go, oh, do you didn't like really move it all? I go, I was watching the fucking show. It's what you said. It's what you said, it cause last night. I bumped my head in there. Of all the concerts I've ever been to in my life and a lot of like metal or like harder rock shows and stuff,

I only last night had the thought at one point during one of the songs. I had like my eyes closed and was kind of like head banging and then I go, I'm missing the concert. What am I doing? I'm like, wait, I'm like, I've been wanting to see this and now I have my eyes closed looking down and I go, wait, no. That's why I usually go with my kind of watching concert.

I like to go with like a Michael Jackson 93 tour where I shriek and then cry. So they come out on stage. Yeah. Yeah. They start performing a on stage. Yeah. Yeah. They start performing a song I know. Tears. Cry. And they usually hold a teddy bear.

Oh, I'm ready for that. I'm crying. Feeney, you probably won't get this from me a lot, but you're going to learn a real contricot experience with me. And it's adorable. I think it's an adorable quality, but it's probably annoying too. But Brendan, you for sure, Christine, that, a doubt, probably Justin and Josh, I will be consumed most of the consequences. I'm like, can you guys see? We like move

somewhere where you go. You guys not see? Can you see? And then you can look up to it. Christine will be like, please stop. Like it's fine. Now are you now, but if you come over here, like these guys, let me ask you this though, I feel that way too when I'm going but is your mindset of like, let's see if we can get a little bit closer and everyone can see, or is it just like, I'm saying I'm fine being way in the back. Quite the opposite. Oh yeah, I'll start stepping back and back

like to be where there's like less shoulders and should bang her finger. I like that too. That's why I got adult seats sitting your seats. My little rocking jersey. My mom is at mom and dad's seats. And still didn't me do it. Just get as close to the fuck.

She still does that. She has her whole, she did that when we just wear a Paul McCartney in May. She literally... She put him right in front of the stage. No, she's no way more. Hey, don't worry, she's just get the fuck out of my way. No, no, no, no, no.

It's way more sociopathic, dude. It is, there's so many levels. So she goes in, the second she gets into the stadium we were just a giant stadium in Florida we saw she immediately asked the security guard who the head of security is then she finds the head of security and and be friends the friends the the head of security usually what she told you usually Bob your grandma can get to the She usually right she just taught me why she just taught me off She's gonna be one of the two surviving needles

Up and on the road for a long time A while since I had some one Honestly, that's the most I've told the right anime. That's almost a bad dream. You like that right out of me. That's almost a bad dream. You're like, more of a sin of stealing the goals. Dude, she has elaborate lies that she'll be like, I used to, she's like, I knew like the, the old head of security and there, and then you just lead them with questions and they go, oh, you mean Chris? Yeah, he just retired. She's like, Chris, I know,

I've known he always was like, at any time you come here, you could like, get up right to the front. And they're like, well, if Chris says it's cool, like dude, she is, what should she do? He gets it. I was was like my first concert hoodie in the blow Chris saved my life one time What if they don't fall for it was she's like oh, I knew someone who worked here No, I've been ahead of security for 50 years I've never seen that happened to and she get did she can talk her way. She literally just, it's like,

It's like, bury, yes. There was never a bury. Oh, people more people should do that. I know, I was testing you. Do you even work here? Here's the thing. Here's where it eventually becomes. It's like, and this has been since I was a kid

where you go, if she ever does get caught in a lie like that, they don't care enough to be like, you're out of here, they're like, they're like, I see you're lying. Just go. We talked about that for a lot of things as I've learned. And by the way, this one at every 10 times maybe, it might not work, but it could work 30 in a row, is just going where the best parking is at a concert,

and if the universe was Cohen's blocking it, but there's people there in yellow shit, we're supposed to go. And most of the time, there's in a conversation like what's that like oh yeah, yeah As the guy that did that in high school they'd be like yeah, I'm right over the dude I was blocking a parking lot for the up-and-smoke tour and these guys pulled up and then we're say these bends These two black dudes pulled up from Mercedes-Benz and like hey, what's up, man? Is anyone parking here? I go Lots closed I guess Smoke blunts These two black dudes pulled up from Mercedes Benz and like, hey, what's up, man? Is anyone parking here? I go, ah, lots of clothes.

I guess you smoke blunts. No, sorry. Yeah, I'll move the cones. And I moved the game to cones and then I got weed from another guy. I worked the VIP, the VIP lot on Ziggy Marley. Nice. They were like pulling up and giving me 20, 40 bucks to park. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no dog's man. He goes do you smoke weed and I go yeah and he pulled out a gross like a can of soda. No wrong you guys wrong as they hit me they care about that shit it was a glass thing with a cork on it and he took it out and pulled out

like two of the softest greenest and orange nugs I've ever seen he goes he got man can I park here if I give you that I was like absolutely. He parked it started raining me and Fuji ex smoked a bowl of it in my car And we got too high and I had to stay in my car Like our bosses on the radio like where are you guys and I was like Make him everywhere man This hippie pot got me fucked up. Oh my god That was the same concert that we were so high we were listening to bustar rhymes in the car

We're listening to Busta Rhymes in the car. We were listening to, do do do do do do do do. And this lady, this lady had a fake hip. And the way she walked was to the beat. Well, the hardest thing I've ever laughed at my life. I know this moment. Yeah, I was like, oh yeah. Where did you just lines up with life?

Yeah, flip, mo. Bossa, boss. Bossa, boss. I really like, yeah. And the project just goes, he's very quiet and he's goes, look at that lady walking. And it's on my go. It's on my go.

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