The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Printing Money with Chris Stanley

Episode Date: November 14, 2024

Outstanding broadcaster Chris Stanley helps get us through the election aftermath=no abortions, women crying on TikTok, and defunct tee-shirt ideas. Jay plays a Kamala campaign commercial that encourages women to vote for Harris despite their abusive husbands. Jay accuses Christine of pretending to like football and sneaking off to vote for Kamala. Chris is co-hosting because Bobby Kelly is stuck in a Cuban hurricane. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to new episodes ad-free and a whole week early.

And now the bonfire with Big Jay Okerson and Robert Kelly This is the kind of song that in between when you're singing along with it Yeah, you drink beer bottles, but it we turn them all the way upside down get every drop. Yeah That's fucking classic Seeger Sorry if we got a late start today everybody. I was running behind. I was shipping off all of my Kamala Harris 47th president t-shirts off to North Africa. I'm not going to be able to sell those now. I'm just going to have them air dropped over North Africa.

Have at it. Have at it kids. God damn it. Why did you invest so much into that? I laid heavy everyone told me everyone told me do it by the order Jay do it ship to order and I said no no I want inventory these things are gonna fly off the shelves don't you have tick-tock they tell you how to drop ship I blew it hard. I hate buddy. I said no no I'll front it the markup on these is gonna be world-class And I'm about to fucking clean house

I was about to go stand right behind all the Fresh mango and watermelon sales ladies in the middle of the highways and fucking rock Mike god damn it Well Trump did it everybody everybody I guess we're all Donald Trump Donald J Trump's for the president I just wrote in the talk to a podcast I even talked to a girl I just wrote in her podcast did you ever own podcast now yeah shut your mouth everybody that's the bonfire faction talk series XM 103 I'm big Jay Okerson Robert Kelly is I think dead in Cuba from a tropical storm No, he said we got a text text text

You got a text but it came from like it was like a different font like it was coming from like a military phone Or something The letters were moving like when you go big But the cloud in Cuba, which is really confusing. The Cuban cloud. They don't have cars, but they have a cloud. Fucking Fidel Castro and Pitbull's early rap work before he went bubble gum, huh?

They shut down the whole country. We have no power. I hope you get this message. I hope this message finds you well. I love you all. Tell Max. It can't be that bad if you reached out to us and not You know it's like if that would have been like if it was his first message that he was worried about getting through it

Should be to dawn and max you think he's just checking in on work. Hey works. What's important guys children? Yeah, cuz guys the lights are out. We have no power things are getting pretty scary here Nobody did that well co-hosting this week right like nothing where it's gonna stir up the listeners Right like I'm coming home. Everything's gonna be fine. They were bombing, right? I know I missed a lot of time recently. I'm like, is anybody else in there killing it by any chance? Because... Cuba braces for Hurricane Rafael.

Well, it's 54 though right now, so that's not bad. Oh no, that's nice. Were they planning on leaving early as soon as they can get out or they just going like now and then we'll continue I hope this clears up before we have donkey rides through a canyon. They're prepping right now They have a bunch of canned vegetables and guns. Oh, I thought you were saying they were taking that AIDS medication So they did so they could fuck each other in the ass freely in a foreign country. I Would take prep too if I was there and in storm conditions. You might just need a release man This is what I do. I get a zempik shot every day

Every day and then I take my favorite just just you know, who knows just in case man You don't know man. The air is toxic out there They're communists for Christ. They're trying to take away our farms Christine had a great lunch. I hope you're safe in your casa They're communists for Christ's sake. They're trying to take away our farms. Christine had a great lunch. She said, I hope you're safe in your casa. I hope your casa holds up when you rent it. Ari wanted to stay in a fucking lean-to in the middle of the jungle.

So hopefully Bobby's smart mind prevailed there. You're going to get malaria, Bob. Sitting in Bobby's chair today, everybody. This is very, very exciting for me. One of my favorite people in the world. You know him from High Society Radio on the illustrious gas digital network But you also know from his years of work on the Ron and Feds show and the Bennington show Arguably the greatest radio shows of all time. It is the hilarious Chris Stanley

And the weird thing is as soon as I walked in like right before the mics came on Jacob had me and handed me a note saying don't talk about gambling do not bring this up did you know there was a I think it was a Legion of Skank sponsor maybe there's a website that you could create them it's great. It's called a great We're moving creative in the kilo form for $60 Hey, yo creative free shout out if you're looking for creative in fucking key If you're looking for creative that you should open with a switchblade cutting a bag open Plants so it doesn't make sense to a bump out of they ever fly you out to the creative fields They did that for me once no. Oh, yeah, the creative fields as far as Everyone just passed out to the Cranon fields. They did that for me once no oh yeah the Cranon fields as far as Everyone just passed out in the middle of them

Shit, you was everyone working that they seem like it was good labor. No What were the conditions like they were selling me two kilos? He went right to the source. Yeah, exactly. I like Bobby. I like the picture Bobby's gonna come home with us 7,000 wet cigars And survive ref a out dude I like Bobby. I like the picture Bobby's gonna come home with us 7,000 wet cigars And it survived Rafael dude They couldn't survive Rafael the whole reason he went dude. Oh shit Jacob you had to be up late last night super stoked You were so excited about Trump you fucking hate abortions and you love Hulk Hogan

You were so excited about Trump. You fucking hate abortions and you love Hulk Hogan. You know it. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. He was letting, Donald Trump was letting everyone talk yesterday like it was a fucking open mic. It was great. Oh yeah, no, I stayed up and I watched that part.

I had to. Christine was nodding. She couldn't take anymore because she was so blown away that we have to go out of state for her abortions we get now. What was great was, did you see, did you Barron? He was just like nodding to everyone like he was like yeah yeah Dana White you are right. We did deserve this. This is God's will. You've never had a better family deserve this more. And he was like goddamn right dude. Dude Barron is going to crush ass the next four years. This is the four year, I'll tell

you what, for Barron Trump's pussy content, how old is he now? He's 18. College freshman. I think he's an NYU. College freshman. NYU. This kid's, it was already doing pretty good being Trump's son, but this is the years right now to have the White House. This is a good, like he missed, like the last four years. He was what, 10 I guess? When he first got in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so those years, he's not looking for that anyway. It probably was more annoying to him living in his weird place with these people

around all the time. Then the next four years, he got to, everyone knows who Trump is at that point, old or young, so he did pretty good probably just being Trump's kid. Now going through college, he's the fucking president's kid again. It is going to rain ass on Barron Trump.

I don't know if he's interested in that though. No, don't you say that. I'm just saying it's spectrumy. That's all, that's the word on old Barron. No, he does have the thousand crater maker stare for sure. His first week at NYU, kids kept taking selfies with him. But he wasn't aware of it. They were like, holy shit, Barron's here.

And then Poston gets a Snapchat. And he just turns around like. Yeah, exactly. He does have one of those faces. Like, if he touches you, he could tell you how you're going to die. He's the dead zone. Just fucking kidding.

Barron Trump has dead zone eyes. He loves, uh, it's not too late. There's still time to save your family. He loves Aiden Ross. That's why Trump went on Aiden Ross's Twitch stream or whatever kick. Oh, gee. Is that what he did? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did he? No, Trump. Dana White thanked Aiden Ross and the mighty and powerful. Oh, not the Maloof's was it? No, the brothers something. The the Coke brothers, not the Coke brothers, but they're two streamer assholes. No, no, no, I know, it's the guys, NELK boys.

NELK boys, that's it. Yeah, that's the ones that Schultz had a fight with, Andrew Schultz. Yeah, I think everyone's had a beef with them. I don't know what they do or what they are. They're streamers, right? I just watched the fight, but what does that mean, the streamers?

Right, so they're like on Twitch, they just live stream. Oh, God damn day long, and there's plenty of people like this. Just stuff? And it's just like a stream of consciousness of bullshit. The biggest one is this guy Hassan Piker, right? And I turned him on, because he's like a pro-Palestine, very far left guy.

And a lot of his stream, I watched for about 20 minutes, 15 minutes of it was him just eating and reading and not saying anything. There's no interest in just, I don't know, letting people know what you think, Hasan. Christ Almighty. And exactly, it is like 200,000 people watching. Just zoomers, just loving every second of it. I remember there was a girl we knew peripherally who, like she was dating a friend of ours

and then she left that or stopped dating them and went on to, with like a 24 hour streamer that like lives on a tour bus and they go around and do whatever, I forget what they were called. And then- There's a million of them, there are a dime a dozen, they all have tens of thousands of people.

I know, but this girl, so it's so funny that we've spent any significant time with her at all, they all fucked her, like a bunch of them, I think, not all of them, I think several of them fucked her. On the bus, and then like in the middle of fucking, in the middle of like Nowhereville, like a rest stop in Bumfuckville, they just left her.

They like, side of the road left her, and you're like, what are we, and it's like, but those things get a bazillion views, cause you wanna see, it's hard to argue, because you're like, these untalented people are doing this thing, it's like, but if you're like these untalented people are doing this thing It's like but if you go you see this video this asshole kid Who's like just goes into someone's house and slaps him in the face? Yeah, I'm like no, but I do want to see it

Guess I'll click on it. I mean, it's great thumbnail Yeah, but if you go is this kid talented I'm like no, but I like watching stupid shit So it's like I don't know how to argue that like would I pay a dollar to watch that at any given moment? Yeah. Though also the other weird thing is if like, you ever go to like trending on YouTube, it's either MrBeast or like, there's just all these families, like large families, Mormons, Mormon families.

And it's just their kids living their life. And it's just like mind, It's slop. It's just slop I love when those people go down though. That's the best. Remember that lady the Kid ran out of the basement She was like a real like mommy like like mommy and she was a Mormon mom influencer and she was just starving her children And one of a kid escaped from the basement, dog. I do remember, what the hell was her name?

If you search like a mom, a woman mom. I'm gonna stop guessing names of people because I do wrong all the time. Just say it. If I say the wrong, what was Kellyann Conway last night when she was on the thing, I go, who's that? You know, that's that stupid fucking like lunatic like straight face bitch that talks all the time.

I go, what's her name? That talks all the time. I go,, what's her name? Lauren, I go Lauren Conrad, and Christine's like, that's the girl from the Hills. I'm like, no, no, I'm pretty sure this is Lauren Conrad. Yeah. The guy was way too. No, that's Heidi. Oh, sorry, Christine, I apologize. Oh, man.

Christine, by the way, in a second after this, I gotta bone the pic with you. Oh, I know. No, this is a goodie. For no reason? No, you got a goodie. For no reason? No. You got caught being a piece of shit behind my back. You might as well have just fucked my best friend with the way you... Oh, Ruby Frank. Yeah, that was it.

That's it. That's her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sex accounts to child abuse. Her and her, like, business manager who, like, ran the fucking Mormon cult that she was a part of that was starving her own children, they both got busted for, like, you know, obviously a hurting children. Well, it's probably cuz uh

That bitch was eight years old and she wasn't willing to marry an old gentleman across the way She didn't want to get into the polycule. Yeah, so okay fucking her fault Christine yeah So, okay, fucking her fault. Christine. Yeah. Before we came in today, I was like, I was like, is Chris here already? I got here about 4.30 downstairs. Okay.

I go, is Chris here already? She goes, yeah, yeah, he's in, he's checking, he's upstairs. And I was like, oh, he's already checked in. I was like, you should tell him to come. I was gonna see if he was downstairs to come over and sit with us on Sixth Avenue here lovely it would have been lovely But Christine goes and she opens up her phone starts read she starts reading without remembering I've done this before I did this on The air before yeah

With so much starts readings without remembering exactly what she said and she goes She goes Jay always pushes it like right to the last minute So he gets there four four five, but he kind of goes, and she goes, LOL. But blah, blah, blah. But she's already reading it, so she can't stop reading it. It's the first sentence. She goes, you ever push the last minute?

I go, I go, Christine, I'm in the studio every day before you because you stop to pee. And she's like, yeah, I go, I know, and I go at a time, I don't stop to pee. So I come up at a time where I walk in and I have like five minutes before the show is what I try to get. And I was like, so to, for you to time, I don't stop to pee. So I come up at a time where I walk in and I have like five minutes before the show is what I try to get. And I was like, so for you to say,

he likes to push to the last minute, there's no reason you're downstairs. You don't smoke cigarettes? I looked down on you for that text. I know. And there was a crooked face laughing emoji too. Crying, crying laughing. Oh God, what an idiot Jay is.

What a bad, what a bad boyfriend. Yeah, Jay always pushes to the last minute, Crying laughing. Oh god. What an idiot Jay is Yeah, Jay always pushes the last minute, but that's what fat smelly assholes do am I right He's probably taking one of his famous one-hour shits again. I do this though, but I historically do this. I drive women to a point where eventually they need to, when they get a moment where they believe if I went ballistic I couldn't hit them in front of several witnesses. Okay. Okay. They like to just pounce on me.

Sure. Oh, they love it. I was just saying what the deal is. Christine loves to pounce. I got the deal all right, Christine. Jay's a responsible dumb piece of shit. To be fair, for years of this show, we couldn't get into our studio

till a minute before showtime, so I think we just got used to it. So that's how I operate. It's gone good all these years. Why would I push it? I did say, I had to call out the door and say, it's 4.58. Yes. That is true. I did say it's I'd call out the door and say it's 458 Yes

That is true yesterday you had to yell it was 458 For the first time ever nine and a half years. How dare you? This son of a bitch. She's sorry Jay likes to push it to the limit. He takes it to the max Also, like he hates you Chris He takes it to the max always with time. Also, like, he hates you, Chris. And he says, I want to talk to you before the mics are on. Yeah. He's going to be so annoyed talking to you.

He's disgusted by you. Do we have Christine Jacob? Did he send her the video? Apparently, apparently, I mean, I kind of saw this coming. Women are, there's women freaking out. What? Kamala Lost. Oh. I watched a little of her speech on the way over here, uh... women are as women freaking out what the kamala lost up i watched a little of her speech on the way over here

lollygagging on my way here you know i should have a little time that's what i figure with her just was new to learn around the other and they called the center of your dick and it's a good day i told the uber drivers that take the scenic route trying to jack off back here Told the uber driver said take the scenic route You know, let's take the West Side Highway up and down then we'll shoot over all this to 458 You'll know what it means

You'll get it you'll see it in the direction people not too happy out there now. No, I guess not. But again, I always, this always gets me, and I'm naive to it, I'm sure, because I've seen people get furious with me. A woman who I've met throughout the years, I've always had like a pretty pleasant relationship with, lost her shit on me once, because she saw in her contacts that tells you if these people are registered voters, or if they vote.

How? I couldn't even guess and she goes, also I noticed that you're not a registered voter. And it was like, I hate you because you don't care about my daughter's body. I was like, what? I was like, I- Yeah, you're a bad person.

No, I'm super into your daughter's body autonomy, man. Like, I don't know what he was saying. I hope everything she needs, she gets, but it's like, I don't, what are you talking about? You show up to work late all of the time. It's A. B, you don't care about anyone's daughter's autonomy. You don't care about my daughter's abortions.

I'm like, I don't care about your daughter's abortions. I would care about my daughter's abortions for sure How'd she take that I don't know. I never assumed i'd be bringing my daughter for her abortion. Okay. Yeah, you gotta explain a lot. Yeah Jesus christ, hey, we need an abortion keep it on the hush hush and uh, don't ask a lot of questions about our relationship Please we're gonna split it too We're also going dutch. We're also going Dutch. We're going Dutch on this Bordy.

I think that's what people started calling the person Bordys. A little Bordys? Bordys, yeah. That thing is soft in the blow. Yeah. Because I had a couple Bordys in my day. I love Zoomer slang. It's great.

They love Bordys, no cap. Yeah, no cap. Bordys all day. Bordys, yeah. I'm super, yeah. I'm not even just pro-choice. I'm fucking super into abortions. Look, I think I said on the air before, there's nothing I feel more strongly about than right

for abortions. I was like, let's fucking go. Whoever wants them, get them. No, I don't even mean right for abortions. I'm just stoked on them in general. Okay, just the concept and the idea. Just fucking get one. Yeah, I'm like- You'd love to get one. Yeah, I'd say the hard decision is to keep, when they go, oh, I'm pregnant, them in general. Okay, just the concept and the idea. Just fucking get one. Yeah, I'm like-

You'd love to get one. Yeah, I'd say the hardest decision is to keep, when they go, oh, I'm pregnant, I'd be like, oh, yo, you wanna get an abortion? That'd be fucking so dope. Let's just jump to the chase, lady. Yo, let's get a fucking boardie. While it's happening, if you don't mind,

I'm gonna selfie cam us for live. I just bought this selfie stick, so this is great. We're Twitch streaming. For Instagram Live. Yeah, for Instagram Live Instagram live get up body out of your bus I think that's just going to the bathroom Busy boardy a bus. I think that is a fucking steaming shit. Yeah, I Just miscarried again in the turlet. I just carry about three to four times a day. Oh fuck. What's going on? Jacob did not work out?

Jibby, you know come through because you're sending from PC. Oh my god Everything here's PC Is it bad to go to all Apple at a company as space age is serious xm? We have satellites too expensive these PCs are just cheap as shit to build you know what I mean There's satellites up in the air. You'd think we wouldn't have fucking these Commodore 64s Satellites are deader than dead We're moving to the underground cable. Oh, yeah, love it underground cable. Love it underground see internet cable I wonder what I wonder if the app is fucking murdering it because I use the app a lot mm-hmm serious xm app Yeah, I order apps all the time The app is fucking murdering it, because I use the app a lot. SeriousXM app? Yeah.

I order apps all the time. You get apps on the app? I have Candy Crush, that's pretty cool. I found out, alright, so I fucking, I took one train ride, I got through 16 levels of Candy Crush, felt like the smartest man alive. Damn. And someone told me there's 10,000 fucking levels, no exaggeration. So I was like, fuck this app.

Is the end 10,000? I, no exaggeration. So then I was like, fuck this app. Is the end 10,000? I think they keep adding. So like you get to the end, you get to 10,000, or whatever the number is, and then it's, then you're, you know, you wait for them to make more fucking levels. Where are you at? I stopped at 16.

I was like, I'm not gonna play 10,000 levels. You started from the beginning. Yeah, I started at one. I just downloaded, I was like, you know, candy, it's 2024, Candy Crush is popular, right folks? I played, I said it's a weird fact about me is that I've spent and this is a lot, hundreds of dollars. I'm buying shit from them on Candy Crush on six hour blocks of lives or just.

But I'm saying every weekend at some point when I'm like, all right, I got two hours, I'm gonna watch something before I get ready for my shows on the road in the hotel. Yeah, are you late for those too? And I, nope. Somehow I make it to my shows with always at least a half hour to spare. Always at least a half hour to spare

because that's being responsible. I shouldn't have brought that up again. No, you should have. Because that's not how people in relationships talk about each other other people, you know, Christine's stupid Saying what you do. Yeah, we were late again because Christine is take a massive dump Let's see, where's Jay on the old I think a girl pussy which For a lady to be a goosey, I think. A girl pussy. Which

would then also just be a vagina. Yeah. And it's an actual abortion this time. Here we go. Where are we? Ten thousand levels. Let's see here. I got a lot to get through. Can I guess? Can I guess? I'm at. Yeah. How long

you've been playing this for? Years. Years. Okay. So, if there's ten,000 levels you've been playing for years and you fucking spent thousands of dollars on it. Yeah. I'm gonna guess you're at level 645. Nope. Lower? Higher. Anybody else want to take a guess? DJ Lou? I don't have no idea what Candy Crush is. Come on man. But let's just say this. There's 10,000 levels. Each board is a level. You beat a board. You're aware of a game that you're getting on the phone. I've heard of it. There's 10,000 levels.

I've played it for years and I've spent at least $1,000 on it. So what level are you at? What level do you have? And this is the game. From zero to 1,000. There's candies on the board. Don't talk down to me.

There's candies and you have to destroy them six thousand Okay, no Christine one to ten thousand. Yeah 4500 okay, black Lou said you spent a thousand on it a thousand easy American 4100 4100 I'm gonna price is right Lou 4101 so screw that is fucked up here's the problem we have here everybody the most reluctant player DJ Lou guessed six thousand I am on level six thousand and 21 Christ that was a big brain on

well what would he freaking do guess I'm a moron six hundred and forty five well dude it's been years and a thousand dollars you crushed 16 levels in one train ride that math didn't add up not good at math. Obviously. Oh, is it? Do we get it?

Yeah. This guy looks like Dane Cook. He really does. Which is what... Which we have to know also, Christine, at some point, next bring up, to look up that Fox News guy. I've never seen a more disturbing- Which one? Looking, I don't know their names, but we'll find him.

And he was... Major Botox. Unsettling looking. That's kind of cool Yeah, I as I say it. There's nothing in the world. I want to see more immediately than his fucking creepy face but let's see people following the pieces because Well, I guess you guys are gonna have to pull out now Yeah girls you could still be whores just fucking jack them off on your face. Oh Yeah, girls you can still be whores just fucking jack them off on your face. Oh

That's my new shirt idea Christine do me a favor call the print shop and order me up I'm gonna say 80,000 of those shirts. I think those now listen I know we made this mistake with the Kamala church Listen I understand but if I double down you see and then I charge what I double what I would have charged for the Kamala Shirts for these shirts. I'm making pay double for this shirt and then I charge what I double what I would have charged for the Kamala shirts for these shirts. I'm making my money back. We're printing money guys. People are gonna pay double for this shirt.

Dropshipping. What am I? A technology nerd? I want inventory. Thick gilding tees that no one likes. Alright, look, dropshipping. I want you to I want you to get in dropshipping. I want you to buy um driving ranges or

make money. Passive income is what I'm talking about. Okay, you need passive income Okay car washes open a top golf. Yeah, exactly Those things kill who wants to go in with me on a top golf There's not one in New York City if you can find the space just alright Just buy enough real estate to fit a top golf in New York City. That's the first part Seconds profit and before you think I stick I'm a stupid person to invest with, I'm on level 6021 on Candy Crush. That shows commitment to getting something done in your life. It is commitment to keep going back to that game. There is, through the years, I've downloaded so many games.

I did Angry Birds for a while. I really love that Birds. Angry Birds still going on? They still updated? No, but do you remember the game Flappy Bird? Yep. All right, so do you know the story behind that? So the guy was making like $100,000 a day off of Flappy Bird. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think a Korean guy. Is that what made him change the rules of how that could work?

No, but he felt that people were getting too addicted to it and then just took it down off the app store and disappeared completely off the face of the earth. It's really strange. But he's making 100k a day off of Flappyburg. That's awesome. And now it's back. Someone rebuilt it.

They found him. They found him in a temple somewhere. And said the people need it. The people need it. We don't have enough distractions from our fucking daily lives. Do we have the video of the women losing their shit? I have one. The Fox dude's real creepy.

Let me just set this up because I only have one and it was, I time coded it. I watched this guy Nerd Rotic and he played this so they are going to talk but this is just a clip within there of this one woman in particular that's losing her mind in a car. It's a cool show you watch. Yeah what the fuck? Why? Why? Why? Do you really hate me that bad? I'm sorry. This woman's a phlebotomist, too. She's, I mean, wearing scrubs or something. That's it, Christine. That's one of them.

She's in her car in the driver's seat. But she's not, like, actually having a meltdown. It's, like, performance art. Like, she's using that to... There's gotta be a YouTube video of just, like, reactions. Oh, there's women just crying in their beds. Yeah, yeah, bring that up. I prefer...

This is what Lou sent me. I prefer videos of people just doing a food reviews in their cars. It's always a goddamn cars Every time and it's always I don't know. I got a Big Mac from McDonald's 30 million views. What I don't know I don't make you sure I don't have the ability to like the speak to the camera As the people who are what do you know? mean? Is the idea of doing those things like, all right, here at this concert right now, I went to David Gilmore last night. I don't have a picture from it, a video. I just.

How will you ever remember? I just choose to watch it. Boo! Boo! You need content. You need more content for the internet. Yeah, and so funny, I put Josh on edge. I always feel bad because whenever he pulls his phone out,

and I just look over because I just like the phone goes on. He has like a, he puts it back between his legs. I'm like, but he's, record the whole show if you want to. I don't care. You're shaming him, Jack. I just don't get why you would. He doesn't either, but I'm just saying like, but now I feel like I've made him feel bad

for any time even acknowledging His phone sounds like you're making it sound like he's bootlegging these Josh's on the black market The guy's name is Brett bear. We'll look into him in a second bring up these women losing their shit. It is funny. Oh Great now Chris Stanley thinks that we don't have a fucking YouTube subscription Hip-hop and you can't sign up for world star or I would I have the fucking creators edition for world star. It's only $1,700 a month. Oh Okay, and you have the personal rights to oh, yeah. Oh, yeah

Don't hear him cries. Pause this for a second. Life hack, everybody. Worldstar Hip Hop for sure. If you refresh the video enough times, it won't do the ad. If it doesn't add, just refresh it. Might give you an ad again, refresh it.

Then they try to punish you sometimes with a can't skip 15 to 30 second ad, refresh, eventually going to be like, just watch the fucking video. I want to watch one minute of a woman getting caught blowing a guy at a gas station. I'm not going to watch fucking eight ads for a new scrubbing bubbles. I don't care if there are hot milfs in my area. I think you're lying to me in the first place. Have you seen the ad? No, I'm not tired of masturbating alone. I'm totally fine with it, actually.

The one that gets me is the one that's like, have sex with ugly women in your area. And then it goes, this isn't even a gift. You will be having sex with unattractive women local. It's such a funny ad. Like. Yeah, it's literally, yeah, they use the word unattractive. And then there's also like overweight women in your area.

Don't you want them? Yeah. I mean, I just want to watch a porn for like 15 minutes. It's like throw me an ad that is directly plays to the clip I'm watching. Do you know what I mean? Do you want to convince your girlfriend to get gang banged by 15 black guys

the way you keep looking up? And I'm like, maybe. I mean, I keep hearing this. It goes up more than I want to fuck local ugly women. But they're there in your neighborhood. And it's like old and it shows them like their body, like little ETs with their fucking, their pussies are all wrinkly and they're smiling

and it's like, you have, and it's almost like you have to fuck this lady. It's literally grandmother-aged women naked. And it's just, that's what they're pushing. And so there's some weird disconnect, right? Where you're like, oh, I'm gonna want some hot porn with young people, but then there's like this old woman who's like, oh, what am I doing?

Gotta push that out of my mind so I can nut. There also has to be a compilation of the best porn ads happening because- I don't think there is because I tried to find them. I'm looking for somebody who, I did find one where I back researched finding out who a girl in the ads were. There's a subreddit for that. I think that's where I back like researched finding out who a girl in the ads were. There's a subreddit for that. I think that's where I found it. Yeah. I think that's where I found it. It's like I identify a porn, R slash identify porn girl. It's a thick blonde

chick with big massive tits and she's in yoga pants a lot and uh. They rip? Sometimes they rip them open from the crotch. Classic. They're blue and I forget her name already but I found it for one sesh for sure. You know the girl I'm talking about. No but I'd love to. Oh she's phenomenal. She's phenomenal. You know what? After we watch these women freak out we'll go to that subreddit and we'll find out who the girl I'm talking about. Don't you worry buddy. But yeah I've always wondered like it must, somebody must click it enough, and people sign up enough for jerking off

to cartoons of orcs and goblins fucking Valkyries. Oh yeah, or it's like, control this girl, and you can have sex with her however you want. And it's like some AI anime girl. And there's like all these buttons like doggy style. Deep throat. Well I never got into, when I was young, do you remember they had like a a couple of computer games like you

Always your suit Larry and shit like that and they go but it was just like an 8-bit graphic like girl I got the with like tits that are little squares with little squares coming. Oh, yeah, and you're like, ooh dirty I'm not supposed to be doing this in a video game Doing this in a video game Good Christine lay it on us. These are your sisterhood She's gonna drown this in that big old bag of Doritos. The bigotry and hatred. Pause it for a second. Let me tell you what I'm seeing through in this picture, which is great.

You see all that booze lined up? Big old bottle of Southern Comfort. Open bag of Doritos and open bag of, uh, looks like pretzels or something. She's upset because she threw a party to celebrate Kamala Harris that night, and now she's hammered and all of her dumb fucking hip dip friends have left and she's got Fucking uh now the Doritos are humid and stale. You know what I mean the bottom. Oh, yeah, they're almost chewy Yeah, yeah, the air is the enemy of the Doritos Yeah, yeah now she's just terribly sad and all she has is her tik-tok account

In her parents kitchen. I don't think that's her parents kitchen she's just saying that oh i thought she said it was just her parents just her parents at all like but it's actually she said she's at their house oh well if they tear them apart they're not going to be happy about hearing her breakdown like this you stand behind and how i like am not trying to be a good person. I'm not Catholic like they are which is ironic because Isn't like religion supposed to make you love But I could see it like pause it for a second I will say what this crying lady is making me think of the more I think of it They called out that the I saw this for the first time last night I don't know how I missed this ad it's

great but Kamala Harris had one if you could find that actually Christine Kamala Harris had one that was like ladies don't be afraid of your angry psychotic husband you can vote you can go vote you can vote for everyone and I saw my first I was like you you that's actually so insulting to like Republicans however, I thought about it. It's kind of like the Thing they say about terrorists. It's like not All Trump supporters are woman beaters, but all woman beaters are Trump supporters They actually made one the part of the country the good woman beaten part actually made one for the part of the

country. The good woman beaten part of the country. Oh god. Uh is definitely uh uh Trump country for sure but that is a funny ad to put out there. It's fucking hey hey. They made that ad for guys too but instead of like your husband it's like

your your burly coworker. You know look down on you for not voting Trump. So it's okay to vote Kamala. It's all secret ballot. Did they actually do one like that? They did, yeah. Whereas like, hey listen, fruitcake, you don't have to worry about fucking that guy. They didn't drop a fruitcake, but it's like, it's like too like, I don't know, I would say they were stereotypical looking like construction workers, right? Ah dude, good on Kamala, that's a good ad. I mean, I'm saying Trump guys, I don't vote and I don't give a shit, as you know but I also like Trump got me with the where I thought like

She's one of the most lunatic things I've heard as crazy as almost anything Donald Trump has said was Yeah, we should definitely give sex changes to prisoners. I Mean, it's fantastic. I would talk text during the World Series because Trump just that's they knew when to place those they were in between every inning. Oh, they're the best commercials Christine told me that uh, I didn't know this news either that because NBC offered Kamala Harris SNL That they had to offer him like equal time and he chose that he chose Sunday Night Football Really oh, oh really yeah, I know that's a lot more time for him like equal time and he chose Sunday Night Football. Oh yeah. Really?

Oh really? I didn't know that. That's a lot more time. Well I guess that's when they go to them. I guess it's actual screen time right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He did like a promo. Like just literally like a little commercial.

He sang, waiting all day for Sunday night, me and Kamala in a fight. Because it's gonna be the damns and the public kids on Monday night. Woo! Fuck yeah! Dun, dun, dun, dun! We're here in the great state of Florida. Chris Collinsworth is there.

Looks like a fucking creep. That's so good. Oh, this was her ad? Well, no, she did the opening sketch with Maya Rudolph for SNL. There was a great attack ad. It was like she was looking in the mirror. In New York, just for local politics.

It was like an Italian cop running for Congress, I think on Staten Island. And essentially they were like, this guy's a drunk, loses his gun all the time. And that gun he lost while drunk was used in a crime I can't vote for this asshole. He's constantly giving away his gun while he's hammering it. At the very least just hold on to your gun. Just give it away. Here you go. Hey you want to commit a crime? Got this gun over here. Oh and don't worry if you go to jail but that's what's also I believe if you go to jail I don't think I think if you're too

Unruly of a prisoner you should have to get a sex change operation They should gender reassign you the state if you're causing a problem If you offend within the prison walls you become a woman, okay Or it's a lottery and everyone's someone shows you at random every day to keep everyone in line. Yeah now listen Muscles and all you're still gonna be a guy So you have to just now live with a man-made pussy in print in a male prison And you're forced estrogen shots and that's your fault for having your friends sneaky drugs in his butthole See you can't keep those drugs in that pussy, but

Now you get a real boardie. Sort of. Now you can get a real boardie. We're aborting that weenus off you. That'd be great. Just a biohazard bag of fucking prisoner dicks out back of a prison. Christ.

You see a dog go towards it. No, no, no, no, no. That'd be a good fight club reboot, where he's just stealing those dicks with soap out of them. You know, the fat in prisoner dicks. It severed penises. Actually, when boiled down, becomes like a lie.

This is the ad on it, if you want to. In death, his name is, well, a woman's. Oh, this is about don't be afraid, yes, please. Your turn, honey. in the one place in America where women still have a right to choose you can vote any way you want and no one will ever know that girl knows they're looking at each other did you make her by way, let me tell you what this is this commercial just made me feel like and why I don't like it at all it's The first of all the white man deserves respect. No, I'm kidding

It was here's the thing here's what I don't like and it makes me feel this is making me angry Christine again I know I know I'm connecting a lot of dots here, but this is making me irate with Christine Remember what she texted me earlier. I do she did she tells you I'm fucking I push it to the limit He's but the next one he's a piece of shit She deleted those So the commercial was a very blonde blue-haired white lady wearing a bedazzled American flag hat and with her husband who's like,

oh, you know, clearly a Trump guy going like, all right, honey, your turn to bleed. And she goes there and locks eyes with an ethnic lady and then they smiled at each other and she votes for Kamala. The Republican looking lady votes for Kamala because it's okay to do that. Now here's what I don't like.

What don't you like? What that's trying to imply here. Because Christine is from California, I know, and jumped allegiances per penis she found in her life with sports teams. And- Thank you, thank you. But I have spent probably more than I've spent

on Candy Crush on tickets and and go in the games and Bedazzled sweaters sweat shirts with Eagles logos and hats That's awesome and all kinds of fun eagle stuff and we sit in and we watch the games and now I'm starting to think If she was gonna vote Do you would you wish we didn't have to watch the Eagles anymore? She's gonna vote for the commanders. She would vote for, yeah, she would vote for yes.

She has a Jaden Daniels jersey somewhere. And I'd be like, Christine, are you pretending like the Eagles and then voting for Kamala Harris the whole time? Wait, are those two connected? Now, I know you're thinking, Chris, how are these two things connected? Little proverbial sense, maybe I don't know. That's what I'm saying

I want you to love the Eagles and you just vote for Kamala Harris. That's crazy Damn are the Eagles in first place? No, they're out by a half a game. Okay. All right, but god damn it. Oh He's doing where's the uh, I think he's insane I don't know. I'm not doing he doesn't enjoy points. That is for sure They have one I think two at least two or three games now Despite the him leaving upwards of like nine twelve points on the board some game. It's crazy

I don't know what he's doing, but he shaved that head and he's where he come from. Is he was he an OC anywhere or like a DC? No, I don't know. He just like a game manager. I don't know. You showed up and he was young and I hate that.

I like an old crust. I hate like Sean McVeigh. Yeah, he looks like, I don't know, like a serial killer. He's awful. I hate it. You're like Jason Taylor. I'm like, this't know like a serial killer. He's awful. I hate him here. They're Jason Taylor I'm like this guy's still in game shape Yeah, I want a fat Andy Reid going over there who just lives and breathes watching football or an old decrepit Tom Coughlin sure it's like oh, he's given his entire soul to football. Yeah, that's what I'm saying

Andy Reid dudes as a multiple children everything for his first football fucking Belichick see Belichick. God damn. Did you see Belichick's 26-year-old girlfriend dressed as him for Halloween? No, really? Yeah. That's hilarious.

When he was on the Giants, he was, I don't know, there was some famous picture of him in a half-shirt when he was the DC on the Giants, and she dressed it like that. Oh, really? And it'd be funny if he dressed like her and just shaved his dick hair into like a like a mohawk He's a grandma 26 year old girl

Billy Bo check is that her Yes, that's the that's the picture. It's so funny. That's officially his girlfriend. Oh, yeah Oh, then they did a joint picture. They're on the right where he's dressed as a fisherman he's dressed as a mermaid and he has a fishing rod pull her in she's got him out there for multiple costume photoshoots this old fuck damn he is you know what you know what it really is I think it's gross on her end I think it's ridiculous on his end that like like no I'm telling you I'm telling you the reason why is because she is definitely grossed out by fucking him.

She's doing it for the lifestyle, for sure. Here's the thing. So, people found out her, like, ex- found out who her ex-boyfriends were, and they were all, like, old billionaire guys. So, she just likes old rich dudes. Yeah, old money, as I'm saying, but she doesn't love fucking them. Oh, she must.

She de- yeah, yeah. Yeah. Belichick crushes dudes. And she also probably has like five dudes in her life that are just tatted from the neck down, muscle-y fucking dudes who just plower a couple times a month. She has a bunch of Aaron Hernandez's in her life.

Yeah. But Aaron Hernandez was straight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If, straight Aaron Hernandez's. I haven't watched the FX show yet, but I heard it's Butt Fuck City, dude. Did you see the clip of Gronk, of the Gronk actor? No.

Please, I just, I mean, can you find that? It's just, it's that, it's the Gronk actor talking to the Hernandez actor, obviously in the movie, they're playing them, and just gotta see some really great Gronk acting, this guy who acted as Gronk. It gets terrible. Robert Kraft looks fucking insane. Does he make him, they make Gronk dumb as This guy actually is Gronk. It gets terrible. Robert Kraft looks fucking insane.

Does he make him, they make Gronk dumb as shit? Just watch. Okay. No, they make him super smart. Gronk's really, really sharp in this. I mean, it's so funny because I've heard athletes like Joe Montana are the dumbest fucking people in the world. But at the same time, and Gronk, but he didn't read that way when you would like see him through his years of playing ball. He's a great joke writer though, you saw the roast.

Well I'm saying, but then Gronk, no I'm saying like a Joe Montana, like those, they say football players, a lot of them are dumb as shit because they're great at one thing and they've never done anything else. Yeah, and they've abandoned everything else in their life just to not read rap.

Of course, and even in that world, to not to read rap. Of course. And even in that world, Gronk appeared dumb. You know what I mean? That's what I mean is why. Yeah. Like uh so it's like instead it's a lot to do. I mean, he just has the most basic like like open mouth,

like, you know, mouth breathing. Oh, sure. Yeah. Like Cro-Magnon guy. Me like sex and football. Yeah. Yeah. That's alright. And liquor. Yeah Yeah party time. He probably thinks he's a decent DJ. Oh Thanks, no, no, I'm not like I don't you know, but I like I do a little like okay. Yeah, he'll hit the fucking drop What was the generation the lazy generation that changed DJing from like a high skill Making beats out of different things to just picking a set list of already existing

songs. I think it probably started in the late 2000s, like I was saying 2007, 2008 when EDM started blowing up and all these guys and like the EDM festivals like Electric Flower or whatever started popping up all over the country started making people a lot of money. The only move, like the only thing you have to figure out is transitionally from one song to another. These aren't like original. Not even. Beats and things they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like,

they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, they're like, fucking EDMB. Everyone's losing their shit. And then everyone, bunch of people had Harambe signs. I don't know. This was a wild one.

But do you remember, how old are you? I'm 23 years. 23 years old. You look fantastic. These probably wouldn't remember these kind of movies. But I think like, Juice, the movie Juice. Where did that DJing is just gone? I'm looking at you, Black Lou. Where did it go? Like the real, like the whole idea was... That's a novelty now.

The whole idea that it was like you'd make, uh, one, like you'd mix up two songs or different genres of songs even and make these like kind of different, and they just, it doesn't exist anymore. It's a novelty and there's a guy on TikTok that just has gotten super viral just for doing that. And cause no one's, cause the younger generation just hasn't seen that before. It's like, what the hell? I can't believe he's doing that. It's like generation just hasn't seen that before. It's like, what the hell?

I can't believe he's doing that. It's like two songs in one. No cap. I probably would have been a DJ if it was just like, hey, you want to go play the music you like for people? Yeah. I'm like, yeah, that sounds easy enough. I thought I would be like, no, I have to get like song.

I'm out at a record store going like, I'd have to buy an old jazz. No one's ever heard of before Digging the crate and then mix in like I guess some like a brass section from a Chicago song would be pretty neat and then Lay like a just like that's been three months sampling It's an 808 just laid on like a heavy like a heavy snare beat and I think we're off to the races No, now you just yeah, you need a playlist. It's just one file Yeah, and then a giant. It's just one file all mixed up together. Yeah. And then a giant marshmallow head or a mouse head.

I don't know. A mouse head, perhaps some kind of a giant Rubik's Cube stage. That's actually really good. Get a Rubik's Cube stage and a giant Rubik's Cube fucking helmet. Being a DJ right now is just like, hey, everyone, take drugs. Bring your own drugs and come to my house. It's like, yeah, it's like, I'm going to choose the music and you just come

to my house and it's that like, there's a person whose house you're coming to, to party. Yeah. Just get some ketamine and get, drink yourself a big old glass of Molly water and you're off to the races. Yeah. Pre-game cause I have nothing. Yeah. I got a playlist. I got a playlist. I do have a stage, and I have $8 liquid deaths. I once DJ'd a party with just playing songs off of YouTube, and I didn't pay for ads. I mean, ads, I had to work around the ads would come on, too. Did you have two screens open, and you would skip ad and pause?

Yes, that's all I had to do. That's what's up. And by the way, everyone was kind of like, DJ was great. They were fine. They were fine with it. Was he playing the music video version of that? Interlude there a comedic interlude It's like bad boy for life when he's talking to Ben Stiller. That's playing during the party. It's like what is this?

Is there still a chance that Trump gets named in the P Diddy stuff Is this part of this? Is there still a chance that Trump gets named in the P Diddy stuff? It doesn't even party fucking named in the Epstein files and he's just black Epstein Like the freak-offs were just like a moving Pedophile island did he did Pete did he ever come out anything about R Kelly when he was going through his thing that I don't remember I don't think so I want to be came to our Kelly and Was kind of like hey, man You got caught The entire movement shouldn't die because one man goes down We cannot let this entire movement of underage sex trafficking

prostitution with Strippers and very powerful celebrities. We told you the piss was too far buddy. Because you haven't heard about any piss in any of the freak offs. No one talks about piss. Mostly cuck stuff. Yeah. A lot of cum and a lot of times you gotta hear him butt fuck one of your favorite hardcore

rappers. Yeah, yeah. And then there's like five or six different women just doing the constant nonstop podcast circuit talking about, yeah, I walked in on him, some guy was just blowing him, and then that guy was just some artist no one's ever heard of. He's just constantly getting blown by random dudes. Yeah, and just like- And Meek Mills was basically his bussy boy?

I don't fucking know. Well, you have to to well that that video is No good. No, he's like hey, dad Yo, you got you got a gold record, daddy You gonna come in daddy Did you hear that he also blew up kid Cuddy's car? Yeah, which is pretty crazy It's fucking not he said he was gonna do it I think it did it and then did it and then the the second lawsuit before like it all

Went down before he got arrested the producer guy was like Yeah, he kept making me make beats He said he was gonna kill my mom if I didn't do it. So I kept making beats cuz he is a murderer Does kill people I know and I looked at a JLo What doesn't things always like I never saw that side of goes, you were in a nightclub shootout with him because of him. After that you went and married Mark Anthony, the most not club shooting guy in the world.

That guy's never been to a freak off. Yeah, that guy's Desi Arnaz Jr. Jr. That guy says nothing wrong. He wears cummer buns to fucking regular casual events. Mark, you don't have to wear a cummerbund for a barbecue. That's my J.Lo impression. I worked with her. I worked with her, so I was able to pick up the tone. That's nice.

No, when you're in the room with her, you actually, like, it's easier. I got it. Do you understand? Damn, that first hour flew by. What? P, did he defend R. Kelly? Defended by? R. Kelly's, like, defending him from jail. Oh, is he really that's that's what you need you need our Kelly fantastic he's definitely

innocent he goes Bill Cosby's on tick-tock for the first time ever we can't see it all flush out before we get all the bit put in the bop and with the pressing the charges a little zooper super does happen seems just late Maxwell was smuggled the phone and the first thing she did was did he's innocent Colleen Maxwell goes he's okay he's good guy I was asked talking about this yesterday but I'm curious your thoughts on it's I'm always blown away again by the when they any kind of crazy action bestiality pedophilia incest when they put the word ring after it. I'm like, how'd you find? I think other buddy else that was into this Do you know I mean, I've never I'm a comedian who can say anything and everyone just think it's funny

I probably haven't even said the most like thing that I was weird that I did while jerking off in my life You know, I mean, I'm sure there's something where I've been like, yeah There's no reason to tell him I put three fingers at my ass that one time. I tried it, I didn't love it. There's a subreddit for that. I know there is. Did you ever see that documentary zoo about Mr. Hands?

You know what Mr. Hands is? Oh yes, yes, yes, yeah. Fuck the death by a horse. Yeah, but that was sort of a ring or a collection of like-minded individuals. Because the farmer was going down and it was the ranch hand was running it. And whenever the people would leave the farm, he'd like go online and like use that, like old school message boards.

And he would like get Elvis bestiality buddies to come and get banged by the horses. Yo, bestiality, bro. I know. Again, who was the guy? There had to be somebody in the group when it went from let's fuck a horse to let's get fucked by a horse who was like guys I'm actually gonna sit this part of it out you know what he's like no man we got to see we have to train the horse so it doesn't kill us okay and then it fucked his I mean I've seen when it's horses

have fucked women in pornography before and none of their faces ever are kind of like it feels awesome in their pussy so I assume it really feels bad in your pussy. Now women just have busses too. Well I think I think Stern, Howard Stern did a thing one of his like Richard Christie prank phone calls was I feel like you can call a lot of farmers, especially with the money that farmers make, I don't know, maybe they make a ton. What do I know? I didn't assume they did.

I didn't assume they did. How much, if you were like, hey, me and my friends will come and pay $35,000 tonight if you let us just like fuck one of your horses. Because I mean, he didn't say that, but Mr. Christy was like starting adding more, like can I do this? Can I drink it? Hey, you have dear right? Like can I drink their piss?

Can I drink can I drink it right there and semen also can I get and the guys are always like I never heard None like that before goes I guess if you make it quick It's always like kind of answers like that because they're like, I don't know man I guess well also at the time mr. Hands got whacked by that horse. He it was Oh, you call it murder That horse needs to do time. Okay, I didn't know you saw this is murder And there was also one great part in that documentary where it's a song to a cop who came to like bust up the sex animal sex ring and

She was like a pony horse ran up to her and she had a carrot. And then she says the pony horse starts going down on the carrot. And she was like, someone had to have trained this pony horse to do this. Though I don't know why anyone is getting sloppy toppy from fucking a baby horse. Nobody is.

Nobody is. Mr. Hands though. It's a lie. That's not true. Someone taught him how to suck cock goes now. There's no teaching it It's like teaching it the only way to teach a horse to suck cock and not bite your dick off Is you have to get through about? 25 to 100 dicks bitten off and and reprimanding it afterwards before it goes

Okay, cuz by the way a bunch of those times are gonna be at not going by your dick at all because you've reprimanded it for biting dicks off. And then you're gonna get it eventually to trust you, and then it's gonna bite dicks off again for a couple times, and then it's like, why are you yelling at me? Well, do you want me to bite the dicks off or not? It doesn't understand human commands like that, and it's gonna buck.

Eventually it's gonna buck. You need as many dildos as Diddy had. I mean, Jesus Christ. What a, how did Mr. Hansel, he died later, right? From like internal damage. And my life was like the picture when they would say it, and there was no video of it really. There is a short video of it. But I always pictured, like what happened was like the horse, like dick would come out

of his ass, and then like all of his insides would come out and the guy would just like turn into like an empty balloon. Like just all organs fall out. And it's just skeleton. In the dock there were a lot of reenactments. Oh really all organs fall out. In the face. And it's just skeleton. In the dock, there were a lot of reenactments.

Oh really? Like shadowy reenactments. I've watched this dock. It's not very long. It's like under like an hour and a half. It's called Zoo. Zoo. Yeah.

2007. Oh wow, that's a long time ago. Yeah. Um, they, so there were, there was the, so there was like, they, they alluded to him getting murdered by the horse. And then, uh then they showed him like

Naked running around the field afterwards like freaked out and I guess bleeding out. Ow I don't think that happened though. I think he just like fell down and they were like god gotta take care of this guy Yeah, he goes. I think I have to go to the hospital guys. I think My insides are blasted apart by horse cock. You're not gonna ruin this for the rest of us Okay, he goes well, no, then you shouldn't went first Also, the guy was in the CIA. That's was he really? Those guys got a cut loose to We hold them to different standards

Lives always in danger they have to live on the edge I mean really I bet that guy shows up by just a minute or two before he has to do stuff because he lives on the edge. He lives on the edge, Christine. Oh, you're lucky we don't live in a red state. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, everyone's invited. You think just because you can't put your cock inside of a rabbit, it's not welcome? It is. Yeah. Sometimes I like when the rabbits have to watch. I toothpick their eyes open. We treat the rabbits as cuck queens. Oh yeah. Alright, we have to take a break everybody. We're hanging out with Chris Stanley today. Hi, Society Radio, The Bennington Show.

You know who he is. We're happy he's here everyone and we'll be right back to the bonfire.