The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Private Eyes with Jason Priestley

Episode Date: October 8, 2026

Jason Priestley currently stars in Private Eyes West Coast on the WB and is world famous for his work on Beverly Hills 90210. He joins the guys in studio and was a complete gentleman as Jay and Bobby described their weight loss journeys. Jacob quizzes him on the movie Tombstone and Jason reveals a little-known storyline that was cut out of the film. Jay only wants to hear 90210 stories because he was obsessed with the show as a kid. Bobby tries to get Jason's phone number so they can become fast friends. | DJ Lou reaches a milestone in clean living and travels to Pearl Jam in style for once in his life. Private Eyes West Coast premieres on The CW on Monday, October 5, 2026, at 8:00 PM ET! *To hear the full show go to www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. Yeah. Season three. Season three of nine. No, 2.10. This song was featured. I don't, I don't doubt it. It was absolutely featured.

Was that the episode where Dylan McKay and... Point all these to him, my friend. This guy was in Philly, on his stomach, with his legs crossed, watching all. all the episodes. Every episode. That was the episode where Brenda lost your virginity, right? Didn't we play this song? I think so.

Season three. We were a little on the nose sometimes on the show. Like in season eight, I think, where Brandon overcame his fear of swimming in the ocean at night. We played night swimming by R.E.M. Cal Suprees. Is that called the hat on a hat? When you're, well, by the way, we said before you came in, we were having you on. But Jason Priestley is joining us on the show today.

Very, very exciting. He is the star and executive producer of Private Eyes West Coast, a spinoff of the popular Private Eye series that ran for five seasons. Priestley and Samson reprising their roles as private investigators. Matt Shade and Angie Everett.

Very excited to have you on the show. Wow, thanks, guys. Very, very excited to have you on the show. Excited to be here. What are we going to talk about today? I think 90210. Oh, okay, all right. And then, let me tell you.

9-0-210. Bobby's older than me, so. I'm a little older than you, and I think I just got out of rehab when it came on, so I had to go to meetings. Dude, you were the Dylan McKay of your own life. You were Dylan McKay in your own way. You were a bad boy trying to stay sober, and you were 30 hanging out with high school. It was pretty accurate. But you were on one of my favorite shows.

You did a guest starring role, season six, episode nine of Syke. Yes, I did, that's right And when you, that's my favorite show I love the show I've seen every episode 90,000 I'm a psych head, I'm a psyche And you know, I was I was trying to go

Because I was texting Frank The executive producer And he kind of knew my comedy Which I was like oh my God He was like you should come And I just never had the balls To get up and get my pineapple and go Dude you should totally go man

They do them all the time I don't know if you know this guy, this really good friend of mine. If I went to one of those things, a psycho convention, I would never hear the end of it. You would have, and in the same way, I'm a hypocrite because I was looking aggressively to attend a supernatural festival. Really? For the television show, Supernatural. I wanted to tell Jensen Eccles he was dreamy. I don't know if anybody told him yet.

First of all, I'll go with you. I'm in. I'll go with you that because he turned into a demon. on season, I think it was nine? Yeah. Episode one, two, three, I'm in. You got beaming. No, but you, dude, all of a sudden, you came in and you did, you were a con artist,

you and your little leather pants. Yeah. And, uh, it was funny that episode, right? How was it working with those guys? Dude, it was great. Those, those guys, uh, you know, I, I'd sort of known those guys from being around. Right. Uh, because we were, you know, we all, we all piled around the, we all went to the celebrity

Cafe together. So I knew those guys a little bit. So, and Jennifer Finnegan, who played my wife in that episode, her and I have been friends for decades. So for the two of us to finally get the chance to work together. Well, that's why I like the show, because they bring all the stuff back into

contemporary stuff. Valcoma that was on and they had your show. They had a bunch of people on. They always have references from back when I was a kid from their kid, which was great. When you came on and you played a bad guy, but really nice bad guy. You really can't play a bad guy, bad guy.

You really, even in that, you were nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I was reminded that you were on when we were looking at IMDB.

You were, I did during COVID, me and two other comedians did a podcast called Sixth and Jump where we went through every episode of 21 Jump Street and you were on two episodes of 21 Jump Street, which is pretty awesome. I was. That's right. I played two different characters. And I guess they just thought, ah, no one will notice. Yeah.

They did that several times. People who went on to great fame also. Well, it was a lot of the young Vancouver actors because they tried to utilize as much local talent as they could on that show, right? And there was only a few of us. So most of us ended up on the show multiple times. It's so much fun that every show...

Put them in a hat. No one will notice. Every show you see is shot in Vancouver. Yeah. There's so many shows in Vancouver. There's a lot shot in New York here, too, like New York and New Jersey. They film a lot of stuff here.

Well, someone told me once that it's Toronto, for New York for cheaper and Vancouver could play for California, which makes sense for sure. Did you come, was 902 and 0 what made you stay, like come here and stay? No, no, no, I moved to, I moved from Vancouver to Los Angeles in 1987, I think, so I like, 1986, and so I, like, I kicked around town for a while and, you know, you kind of have to, back in those days, you don't have to anymore. But back then you had to, like, you know, go to L.A.

and kind of make your bones. And, you know, Catherine Vickers have to get to know you. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Oh, that's Johnny Depp. I'm sorry. Johnny's experience in L.A. I think was somewhat different than the rest of us. Did you ever get caught up in that stuff? Because you're on the number one show.

You're smoking hot. You're right in that age bracket. But you seem to not get involved with any of that stuff. How did you stay out of it? I kept my nose pretty clean, pun intended. simply because I had to be at work all the time, right? Like I didn't have, I didn't have, you know, huge swath of time where I could, you know, recover from a two-day bender.

But how many episodes was, like, 23? We were doing, we were doing, we did 22 and 26, then we started doing 32 episodes seasons, which would take us, would take us 10 months? How many, how many years was it? How many seasons? The show went for 10 years? So 10 seasons?

We did almost 300 episodes. Three hundred episodes. Can I borrow 100 bucks? 100 Canadian sure When you spend that much time with people So close Like that Do you find it

Like an obligation That you have to then Be supportive of Brian Austin Green's rap career Tell us about that Let me tell you that Bobby Bobby opened for Dane Cook for several years It started comedy together

And when Dane Cook presented his ballad that he's written to Bobby, Dane Cook wrote a ballad called Forward, Bobby heard it, and we've all laughed at this song for years. But Bobby said, when he was right there with him, he went. He said, what do you think? I went, you did it, man. You did it. I want to hear it again.

I want to hear it again. He sat there and listened to it twice and kept a straight face. Is it that bad? What we're saying is that, listen. Have you guys got it, queued up? Oh, of course. Eh. Hang on, just get into it.

Hang on, it's a good part. Oh, the lyrics are clear. This is the part that hit me. Right there. Yeah. There's the 16th time he said forward. That really, right? That's the one they got to you, right?

It's the one that got me. It really got me forward. Were you approached with like out of kind of network or brand things to do at time? when you get that big, right? They have to be, and you're like, why don't you throw together a country album? Yeah, yeah, yeah, they did. They would come to me after you do it?

No, hell no. We'll find it. Look at me, look at me, is there a song out there? Because we'll find it. No, there's actually nothing. What about a rap? But Brian, no.

But I mean, you're like, Brian was super into music since the minute we started the show. So it's not like Brian's whole, like, idea to release a rap album came out of nowhere. Oh, no, no, for sure. I'm sure it was like his thing without a doubt.

It was. But it is funny though, but it's like, look, in hindsight, I'm sure it's such an element of the times too that he's doing, like jumping on a rap thing. But yeah, I mean, Joey Lawrence made a song. Now, do I find that a little catchier because he's from the Philadelphia area? Sure. Maybe. Maybe that's the reason why.

Smidge cuter. But everybody would get the shot. Is anybody like, there's very few, they exist, but like real triple threats where it's like Brian Austin Green didn't. never ran even the slight risk of somebody important going like, you know, this guy is an MC. You know what I mean? This guy's the next vanilla ice.

Wait, maybe that's not so good. Can I ask a serious question? Yeah. Like when you get up in the morning. Yeah. And you look in the mirror. Yeah. And you go, mm, delicious.

No. How does that feel? No. Because I look in the morning. I look in the mirror and I'm like, I'm hungry. And I've never felt delicious. I mean, this guy, you're, still good looking dude you still got it you're you got it Robert thank you're very

touched me you're very kind I am so nervous right now that I have that I'm married are you married because if you're married and I'm married it nullifies what we do that's what I heard is that right Jay told me that if you guys both keep it quiet isn't that what the DL means yeah the unspoken pact is that if you guys tell you'll both get in trouble yeah did you still look fantastic. That's the one thing about child child stars or young stars that there is that point that they're going to have to become, you know,

50 and stuff happens and I mean, you look fantastic. You kept it together and that's great. I always loved to see that. Well, thanks, man. Thanks, dude. I had hair at one point two. Yeah. Yeah. How long ago was that? Oh, around 15 years ago. I looked like a sexy Puerto Rican. And then I morphed

into kind of a chubby Mexican. And then I turned into this, which is Westchester Fireman. Yeah, volunteer, though. Volunteer, though. You guys not being paid to be able to force. I'm volunteer, but they don't want me there. You got weight loss surgery, so you can take the pole, though. Wow.

Wow. Hang on one second. Hang on one second. Wow. What? Wow. Go on. He just brought up my weight loss surgery.

You look fantastic. First of all. I'd be more upset about the fact he said you were going to take the pole. Oh, no, I meant down from one floor to the other as a firefighter. I didn't, I'm sorry. I misunderstood. That's the part that I was happy, he said. Because I am a poll taker.

That part was okay. That was my nickname in college at my community college in Boston. Well, I did have a wonderful, hilarious picture in my head of you at your heaviest, taking the fireman's pole and not getting through the hole. That would suck. Wait, how heavy was your heavy? Oh, man. How much weight have you lost, does it?

I also had, I take weight loss drugs. You're on the GLP one train. Yes. Yeah, cool. You had a gas or bypass surgery. They came out to drugs, two weeks later. I'm fucking going to kill somebody. I swear to that, like, two months later,

like, dude, we got this new thing. And then old thin tits over here shows up. I had a four and a half hour surgery, lost feeling in my fingers. They tried to jam me in an MRI. It didn't fit. And then he didn't tell us. He just showed up at the Montreal Comedy Festival and was like, 100 pounds later.

No, no. No, it didn't lose any weight. He was just going like, he's like, yeah, I don't eat anymore. What is this? I didn't tell anybody for it. I was just eating tuna fish with olive oil and salt and pepper. He's like, what are you doing? I'm like, that's who I am now.

But I couldn't know. I'd throw up. I dump. A year before, he was with a signed picture on the wall. Customer of the month at a meatloaf sandwich food truck. In Montreal. I swear I got there. Are you from Montreal?

No, I'm from Boston. No, we were up at Just for laughs. Right, yeah, yeah. It's an amazing festival. I was 360 pounds. Wow. So I lost pretty much my wife, middle-aged woman. Wow.

We're on 140. Fantastic, man. Congratulations. No, yeah, we lost a way. That was crazy. Yeah. So, wait, so you guys are now a combined weight of what, if you were a tag team, you weigh as much as what you would have weighed by yourself? You wait as much as a you and your wife tag team before.

Yeah. Yikes. Yeah, it was 360. 360 was my heaviest. Okay. Since you go to Montreal a lot and you like meat products. That's weird. Schwartz.

Oh, Schwartz. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. Yeah, it's great. Yeah, Montreal smoked meat. If anyone's never had it, it's worth a trip. I love Montreal.

I love the festival up there. Me and Christine started dating in Montreal. Oh, really? Yeah. I love Montreal because it's wood. We broke up in Toronto. I was going to say, most people go to Montreal and lose their spouses. They don't gain them.

Yeah. It is a wild town. George St. Peter's always walking around looking for your lady. George St. Pierre. I want to, is it your lady? Is it your lady? Is it your lady? She would be my lady now.

Yeah, dude. It's really cool that you, I mean, you look. We look fantastic. We look good. You do. You look great, boys. We should start a band. How much, how much weight have you lost? 700 pounds. 700 pounds.

My heaviest was 340. Wow. Probably on the, dude. But I lost a bunch of that first. And then with GOP won, like, I'm 240 now. Yeah, right. Wow, that's great. Then about 100 pounds.

Yeah, he's a big hill. 240 on us looks very different than it does on him, right? Yeah, dude. I was wider than I was tall. Which is nuts. Yeah. Funny thing is that. When, again, being a huge fan of the show when I was younger,

when I moved from Philadelphia to South Jersey, and I was like, well, I'm changing schools. Senior year, I'm going to be changing. Right. So it's just, I go, all right, I got a chance to make my identity whatever I want here now. I can redo it. Right.

And I could have gone maybe like Led Zeppelin shirts or something. I usually had to go a little hip-hoppy because of my size, but I'm like, well, I'm in a new place. I'm going to go, Brandon Walsh, and I wore a t-shirt with the sleeves cup and a vest. You were a vest? I looked like a circus bear, is what I looked like. Everybody looks so cool in their vests on that show. I looked like I should have been running on a beach ball.

Fat guys can't wear a vests. You can't wear a vest. No one told me. You can't wear a vest. They sold them a big and tall. You can't wear a vest. You look like a Mator D. Oh, my God.

You're either a magician or you're in front of a restaurant trying to get people in. Only thin guys like him wear vests And they look cool Oh my god And then my sleeve rolled up To really expose how fat my arm Gets across against my body I walked into a pool hall by myself

I'm surprised I wasn't attacked Yeah I was like time to go make friends dude They're probably gonna dig this fucking Did you have an ace of spades In your vest pocket And it was the one A marker lights in that sleeve

Oh and it was like It was like the satin back With like the you know plaid front or whatever It was, man, and a gray shirt. Which, by the way, once you realize, I would unbutton the vest and maybe go, and then my under-tit-swetted form nice on the sweatpants gray shirt.

I just, I didn't learn anything until way late. Yeah, you did not. I didn't learn about stuff. You had to get fat techniques late in life. But then for you, as from the common fan as I was, I thought it was interesting. I don't think it was the immediate jump. What was close, though, was your next thing.

being a tombstone and seeing you in that. And like to credit you, it's like, I didn't, I thought there would be a hard time seeing. I'm like, well, it's going to be Brandon Walsh and Tombstone. And you weren't at all. That was amazing. Yeah. Wow, thanks. It was, you know, that movie, I mean, we shot, what did you?

That 93. It was incredible, man. The whole experience was amazing. You know, somebody asked me on this press through, they said, you know, do you think it's worth, like, some sort of documentary? Really like talking, you know, go and talk to all the people that were. actually there and talk about what was really going on behind the scenes. It was a lot, right? The movie was amazing.

But what was going on behind the scenes was even more amazing. Really? Tell us, give us some juice. Well, I can't. Come on. I feel like... Same L.E wore women's underwear. It's not really my place to divulge any of these secrets.

I feel like... Was it secret? I feel like, you know, like Kurt and those guys have to... Sam and those guys have to tell the stories. They weren't getting along, right? Well, the director, right? No, they... The actors all got along great.

We all had, you know, we all sat around and drank whiskey and playing cards all day long. It was just like the Wild West. That's great. Yeah, it was super fun. We had a great time. How cool is it to dress and all that stuff have a sick shooter on and just be hanging around? It was, it was Tucson.

Yeah, it didn't sound good. So there was nothing cool about it. I have to say, so they were, because we all had to wear these wool suits and these felt hats and all this stuff, the wardrobe people would cut the backs out of all our t-shirts or not our t-shirts like our dress shirts

so it would just basically be a collar and like a dicky and like nothing else they used to do that to me because I was so fat the shirt didn't fit so they would just cut I swear to God listen to me I swear I was on a set once in the shirt that they caught me

they said you were a double X I was like American double X not Canadian and they had they just said we got it these and just cut the back out so it just fit yeah I felt so bad. I would be humiliated by that, yes.

But it did feel good. Jacob, you might not notice, this is Jacob. He's a field mouse, we're dressing clothes. He's got a lot of questions. You didn't even notice he was there, did you? I shook him. I shook pause with him earlier. I just want to follow up

on the Tombstone question. I mean, you went right in the middle of 90210, to the greatest collection of character actors on Tombstone. Yeah. I mean, powers booth, Val, holy shit, Michael Bean. But first of all, Billy Breckenridge,

did he have a bigger role? I read that he had a much bigger role in the movie. Did you film it? Or was it only on script? No, there was a whole, there was a whole other life that Billy had. What was it? Because I never found it. Well, he, yeah. So the original

cut of the movie was like four hours long. Really? It was just too, too much film. So unfortunately, Billy Brackenridge was one of the characters that got all most entirely cut out of the film. So basically what happened was after Billy, after, after Billy Zane got killed in the,

in the, in the, in the coach wagon there. And Billy said, we gotta have some law and he rides off. So then, so the movie followed Billy on his quest to go find the guys who'd killed,

you know, the handsome actor guy. And, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, and then, uh, and then, uh, and then, uh,

and then he put, put them on horseback and then he rode them over to Chuck Heston's ranch, which his character's name was Hooker, which is weird. So there's all the... Billy took the dead guys to Hooker's Ranch and... You don't know what he did as a side job. It was in Perompe. It's no big deal. Oh well.

And I had this whole like two and a half page scene with Chuck Heston. It was like, and me as an actor, you know, a young guy at the time, I was like, Jesus, Christ, I'm doing a scene with fucking Moses. This is insane. And it was really cool. And Chuck was really cool. And yeah, we shot this whole big sequence. And then Billy rode off.

And then, like, rode back, you know, and then at the end, he comes back again. And you see him as the, you know, as Kurt and Val were riding off into the sunset, right? And then he, like, Kurt did that thing with Billy. But, but, yeah, we lost that whole storyline, which was unfortunate. Did you know you were seeing something iconic, particularly in like Val Kilmer's, like, performance, I mean. Oh, my God, yeah. Yeah, it was, it was, we all knew that we were working on something really special.

Yeah. And it became, it became perfectly clear, actually, at the table reading, when we were all reading the script for the first time. And Val had, he had his script in front of him, but he also had all his props already. Wow. Like, he had sourced them all and found, like, that little, that little cup that he did the line. And he had a gun and he had a thing. Bible and we had all kinds of stuff already. And we all just kind of watched him like, holy shit, man.

Did you guys know that like... You're holding a fake mustache? Exactly. Did you guys know that Billy Bob was going to be what he became? No, no, not at all. It's weird. Yeah. People that don't even knew he's in that movie.

Oh, so just a small little thing. Yeah, yeah. It was a tiny little bit that he did. But he was great. Thomas Hayden Church, man. Yeah, Tom Church. Yeah, it was great. Crazy.

Crazy. What a cast. Yeah. So this new show you got, this is actually a spinoff of what it was before, right? Yeah. So we did this show for five years, 60 episodes. We shot it in Toronto. It was called, obviously it was called Private Eyes.

And then the show got canceled as shows due. And then five years later, our network in Canada called us and said, hey, what do you guys think about redoing that show that you did? That was so good. Do you remember that show? And we said, yeah, yeah, I think so. They said, what do you think? Well, let's see we can come up with an idea.

And we came up with a great idea to reboot the show without it being, without just like picking up right away where we left off. So because a lot of years have passed. And I don't know about you guys, but these last five years have been pretty hard on me. And I don't look like I did five years ago. I'm going to stop you right there. You shut up. Yeah. You shut your face.

Shut the hell up right now. You shut your face right now. Okay. Thank you, guys. Look at me. Look at me. You don't have to put a night crawl. Put your hand in my hand right now.

Hold that look in my eyes. You are delicious. Say it. I am delicious. Yes, you are. Okay. You're good, buddy. Oh, that felt so good, Jay.

Damn. There it is. Damn. I think they call this a full circle moment. Well, they call it. It's a circle thing, but. Anyways, we're going to, this is a clean show. Listen, so.

What? This is? No, his show. Not this show. We're trying to be clean for you. So is there, but like, what are you, so you guys are investigators, right? Yeah, yeah, so anyway.

Do you have powers? So we pick up the, no. What? It's not like the metal. It's not like supernatural. No, it is on the, it is on the CW. A lot of those people have powers. Do you have autism?

Are you like monk? No, so, so we pick, so we pick, the show ended. Is that you? Is that a picture of you right there? That's both me. Wow. That's the first movie I did. on YouTube, you can watch it.

Okay, give me some notes. It's called, uh, what's it called? I forget what it's called. Oh, that's me. Christine, I, I, can I just stop your, I hate you right now? I get it. I understand. You're the one who fucking brought it up.

You said I had stomach surgery. I didn't, I wasn't, I wasn't, really, he just knows me as this. He didn't know as that. He didn't know his fucking job of the hut. But before he may have thought you were just kind of like an average guy, but now he knows that you've achieved something. Yeah, look, hold on, look at me. Yeah. Put your hand in mind.

Okay. Yeah. You're delicious. Oh. I'm delicious. You're delicious. I'm hungry. Yeah, that was me.

This so sucks, too, because I literally, I'm shooting my special. I didn't even put it into my brain that I look like that. And I put a, I go, I want a side camera. Why? It should have been from the ceiling, one camera. Oh, you paid for that leather cape, so you wanted to show it from all angles. That's so funny. That jacket?

Can I tell you what it is? This is ridiculous. I wanted to recreate Elvis's 68 comeback special. And I tried to, I was going to wear leather everything, but they couldn't kill enough cows to make the pants. So I had to get my, that's an artist's leather smock that I think. He goes, listen, for the price of the pants in the shirt, all we could do is the shirt.

Yeah, and then that, and then, oh, that's Puerto Rican. Yeah, that's when I was Puerto Rican, Bobby. And is that you in the middle with the hair, too? Yeah, that's when I was modeling Brando, Bobby. Yeah, yeah. I can see that. Someone's got to make one of those Michael Jackson, black or white, like morph videos of you, and no one's going to believe it. The morphs are going to be like, like your eyes are going to move to different parts of your head in the pictures.

I was trying to have the T-shirt guy put all the different versions of me on a shirt, like nine of them. That's insane. I know, dude, I'm, dude, because I'm an actor. And, you know, like, these are all roles I was playing. and a lot of rolls I was eating to play those roles. Yeah, you know what it is? I never had like the different things

so everything to me now is becoming a new like like oh holy shit look at that I can like you know when I'm sitting down from the side I don't look like melting ice cream or everything's like but I couldn't imagine like you having abs at one point and then having to wear a leather smock to look like Elvis

Yeah, it was nuts. You look like Elvis that day if they found him that day in a pool. The day. The day that he died on the toilet? Yeah, yeah. But later in the day. But later. Like, he was dead like yesterday, but they found him that day.

Yeah, no one found him. So you guys are investigated. Like, what's the... Tell me why I'm interested in this show. What's going on? All right. So, yeah, so the original show was very much like moonlighting or heart to heart or Remington Steel was very much will, they, won't they, kind of a show, right?

And at the end of the original show, Matt and Angie kissed for the first time. So now we picked up. the show five years later and they've been together ever since. Now they've got a baby. And now they're sort of like, you know, Matt, you know, Matt, you know, Matt, who, who was a professional hockey player. He's written a book and he's on a book tour and, you know, and, and they're sort of like settled into this life on the West Coast of sort of like semi-retired life. And then all of a sudden, Angie starts to get, starts to feel like she's missing out on life because all she is is a mom. And, you know, she's just feeding her kid and like, you know, what is my, you know, what is my

life mean and what does all this mean she's watching the view she's what exactly exactly uh and so and so you know something something something happens one of her friends gets murdered at a dinner party and all of a sudden they get dragged back into the into the world of being a private investigator so who is somebody is like are you guys both what are you the muscle like is she the smarts obviously he's the computer guy and she's a ninja I don't want to say it No, we are... You're a husband and wife team now, though. Husband and wife team...

So that dynamic is way different from the original. 100%. And trying to parent a one-year-old while also, you know, on stakeouts and stuff. Do you take the baby leg in the car? Oh, yeah. Oh, really? That's hilarious. Parents of the year right here.

We're on a dead body just... Exactly. You film in Vancouver? We shoot in Victoria, actually, which is on Vancouver Island. Beautiful City. It's the best. Yeah, really, really nice play. And a wonderful.

place to shoot like ease of operation is really wild I mean it's crazy there and they still have a little magic shop downtown oh dude dude there's all kinds of weird mystical shit happening in Victoria it's a weird town that like just stayed and you know just stopped in time yeah and so funny we went I was doing a show there we we went to the Chinese restaurant downtown yeah in China town yeah which is which is like was this giant Chinatown it's like four blocks

four blocks but it was the only place open and we go to I still have a picture this. We go downstairs and we owed it all kinds of Chinese. We go, hey, can we have some rice? And she's like, she just got mad at us. She just, like, I don't know why. I don't think she had like a, she just came up with a bucket, like a kid's beach bucket,

but like a Chinese one of rice. And it was dirty. A bucket, but a Chinese bucket? Yeah, it had like Chinese writing on it, but it was like a beach buckets. And we've seen it take like the beach bucket like shovel and just put it on

the counter. She just got... Oh God. She just got the bucket and just filled it with rice and just stuck it on a table. And we were like, okay. And we just ate out of a bucket. Bobby, you almost dropped your hipster bucket. Classic Canadian, passive, aggressive. Oh, you want some rice motherfucker?

Yeah. Bam. So this is the first season. And your wife and the show, you guys are close friends. Did you keep in touch in between? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we absolutely did. Because that's always weird. you're like, hey man, yeah, we're going to keep in touch.

And then you just never. And it's like, you know, hey, what's up? Yeah. I've talked to you in five years. Yeah, that would have been weird. No, we definitely, we stay in touch. We had a great time making the original show together. Oh, that's great.

And we're, you know, I'm good friends with her and her husband and their daughter. Like, you know, we're all a big pack. Is the first meeting with your wife and anyone who plays a love interest on anything you do? Is it always like a little bit of, like, a high? No. Like, no. Your wife's totally calm. Not anymore.

I think at this point in time, my wife's like, take them. But have them if you'd like. Yeah. You want to deal with a shit? If you can deal with it, have it. There's not delicious to you. How long do you're your wife for? 21, we've been married for 21 years.

It's so funny when the luster wears off of anything like that. They're like, you're with Brandon Walsh. She goes, is that what you think I live with? Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. You don't listen to him. Hold my hand.

The luster has never worn off of you. You understand me? Good. I can't wait. to watch this show, brother. Thank you, brother. Appreciate it. I am, I real, this is up my genre. I love these type of things. I love this show. I can't wait to watch it. And, uh, and all the success to you're both. You gotta come on again when you're back in time. I go, man. Yeah. I'll definitely come and see you guys. When I need, when they need like a little

emotional uplift, I'll come in here and see you guys. Absolutely. Let us know. I'll come and sing Day Mad Weish I was your lover. I know every word. Buddy, we can be on set. If you get us chairs, we'll just be your emotional. Oh, you want us to be your emotional support, friends I'll wear a vest but you know I wear a vest buddy yeah bump my phone put my number in it now you want to be friends man put your phone over here I'm gonna say by the way when I tell other people I'm gonna do it so casual I go hey Jason Priestley I was like good dude yeah yeah nice we laughed

a bunch of stuff I mean dude he's solid solid guy like I'm not gonna be super excited I'm gonna tell my mom and she's gonna go it made me so bad I was jumping in the shower today and I go I told my wife you're coming on she went Wow. I was like, what the fuck? I didn't even know what that means. Well? What does that mean?

She's in love with you, too. Yeah. Only because she doesn't know me. No. That's fine. It's because she knows me. She'll get over it. Christine, you were a little young for 90 to an hour, or you were way in?

I was, it was both. I was like a little young when it started and then towards the end. Like, when it started, I was five. So you just brought Brian Austin Green's rap album, Because you like the music. Okay. Wow, I thought you was a fan. Okay.

Thank you so much. Make sure you check out the show. Privateize West Coast. It is making its debut Monday, October 5th at 8 p.m. Eastern. Pacific. 8 p.m. Eastern time? Why is this thing? He's panicking.

I am panicking. Because he loves you. Eastern and Pacific. It'll work. You want to take over, dude? I'll take over, dude. Bobby's the reader of the show. Privateize West Coast will make its debut on Monday, October 5th at 8 p.m.

Eastern. on the CW Network. Make sure you tune in. Make sure you follow them on social media. And it was great having you on, man. It's such a pleasure, so fun. You're really awesome. You know what?

You're good looking, and you get a little pizzazz in you. I like it. Seriously, give me your number real quick. Just touch my phone on you. Don't give me your number. I text weird. I'll overtext. I'm learning myself as I get older.

I'm 49 almost. I overtext and I'll just abuse. the fact I have it. We'll be right back, everybody. It's the bonfire. Take me to heaven, Brian Austin Green. Oh, yeah. And then what?

And then you yo, yo. But this guy did bang Megan Fox in her prime prime years. Oh, yeah. He had her in her good, good years. Then she got today's Brian Austin Green, Machine Gun Kelly. It's, I think we could be,

I think on all the people we've interviewed. I think we could lock him with this guy and be pals. Like long-term friends. I'm talking dinner. Because I see hanging out and just long talking this guy's year off about 902 and O. I think a lot of listening too. I think he's got a lot to

talk about. I didn't mention Jenny Garth. I didn't mention that while everybody was all trying to figure out whether they're fucking dropping batch over Brenda Tori Goof-face and Jenny Garth. Yeah. No, but you did mention I had stomach surgery. I did. That did fucking shoot out into my

out of nowhere. You called yourself a firefighter. I'll explain. You were a firefighter, and I said, volunteer. And then I pictured you jumping and spinning down the pole when you said a firefighter. And then I just pictured you. I go, it's so funny, like there was a time where we probably couldn't have gotten down the hole. The hole.

With the thing. So I had to get it out. So I had to explain why it would be funny in my head because before you had to lose weight so you could fit down the hole. It just shot out. You were trying to figure out stuff in your head. And it just shot out. Okay, I get it. I'll accept that.

Yeah. I'll accept that. Look at that group of them, though, huh? Wow. Not one ugly one of the bunch, right? Now, let me tell you. No. Now I know what Jacob's going to say because he's a piece of shit.

But I'm telling you who I was all about. No questions asked. Now, the dream girl, obviously, Jenny Garth, up there, the blonde that's not fucking Tori spelling. Mm-hmm. Point her out to Bobby, please. I know she is, yep. Brenda, I don't know why, just never struck me.

Torrey, stupid spelling, you know what's going on there. Yeah. That face, that's too much real estate chin in the forehead. So, for me, I came in on the nerd girl, Gabrielle Carteris, Andrea, because she would probably like my person. She'd get to know my personality and see past my big fat, disgusting. She's attainable. But possibly in that realm, that's the one that would have talked to you. Yes.

Yeah. And I agree with you. I liked her too. Yeah. I don't like blondes. I'm not a fan of blondes unless they want to sleep with me this weekend. Yeah, yeah. I mean, Jenny Garth was the chick.

That's the... I thought Shannon Doherty was a... No. No, Shannon Doherty, she was... In charms, she was hot. I know, dude. She had fucking all 32 of her teeth were on her top. Yeah, she had a...

There was something up with her. Cheshire Catface, Cheshire Cat Smile. Yeah, she had a big, big upper, upper, uh, uh, uh, row of tea. She always seemed like, Angela was like their teacher almost. Yeah, well, she was a nerd. Well, by the way, she was substantially older than all them. And they were already all old. Yeah.

So that's what's funny as shit about it, except Brian Austin Green. Well, let's go through the guys. Which is the guy? What do you mean? Which is your, which is the hottest guy? Which, if you had to be with one of the guys, which one would you be? Oh, which Jason Priestley do. Brandon Walsh was my guy and I'll tell you why.

piercing blue eyes. I got the bad boy thing about Dylan, but that beat, again, living in Philly, and you probably had the same thing if you would have watched this show, living in Boston. Living in Philly, your bad boy wasn't that guy.

No. I didn't read him as like the tough guy, like drugs, like tortured, he's, you know, like the guy on a motorcycle, that didn't strike me as anything. Yeah, there's Hermosa Beach bad guy. I lived around plenty of bad guys.

I like Brandon Walker, because he looked like a guy could just, guy could just wear anything and women wanted to fucking suck his dick yeah yeah she was 29 wow and then I think eventually I probably thought bag was the coolest because I myself was a teenage wigger I'm almost certain of it yeah I would always go for uh I think I would go for let me see them again I kind of like the bad dude I mean he's so like James Dean thin but right

he was so there's nothing about him scream he got I got pretty boy from him but they tried to sell him as a bill of goods of like the badass yeah

this is the guy who's gonna fucking do something getting some real trouble maybe roll with some bad rough and tufts yeah and he was the Fonzie they were beach people

none of this struck me as anything yeah he was the Fonzie of the bunch that really hills isn't really beach what I'm saying fucking California people what's the song

again? What's this? I forget the song. Da-na-na-na-na-cha-cha. Is it not on? No, it's not on. Well, this is late seasons. This is when they started really putting something else to it. You gotta go to season one. Oh, I thought this was one.

No, this is when they've already established themselves as heart throbs. Everyone's a fucking heart throb. Now, he was a director, too. Didn't he go to directing for a while? Who? Well, he directed a bare-knicket lady's documentary, I think. I think he got it, went into TV directing, too, for a minute.

Maybe. That was a question I wanted to ask, too. Well, you kicked him out. Yeah. Jay, can I say something? Listen, you want to leave him wanting more. Yeah. I mean, you do.

I'll be with you. We were going to go too far and ruin it. You think he left to win it? Hey, I thought we were supposed to be in there. If something were wrong? Yeah, did I do something wrong? I saw some hand go up. I was like, oh, God.

See, we're watching clips, but none of this is fair to the girls because it's stretched. Because they didn't shoot this in high-deaf widescreen. Well, it's not. They all look fine. They look good. Dude, I remember those belts with the big buckle and the metal little pointy silver tip on the end that you kind of... You point it down. You go under.

Well, you go under. Yeah. Up. Down through. Down through. Tori's spelling. And that was just the fucking... That was the guy who created the show's daughter.

He's like, yeah, just put her in there. Carol Potter was hot, too. Huh? I think he left her like no money. Man, what's so upsetting for sure is the guy, James Eckhouse, who plays the father of 902 and O is definitely younger than I am right now. He's probably 40, that guy.

Well, they have, like, one of the girls is 29, and that actor's 35. Yeah, is he? Oh, check. Jesus Christ. I love that show, though. Jason Priestley's directing. Yeah, he directed a bunch of stuff.

He directed the movie Van Helsing, go down? Other way. Not the movie. TV series. TV series, yeah, the movie. Yeah, he did a lot of TV directing. Yeah. Smart guy, you know.

He didn't wait around to get into, get another role. He's directed full TV. TV movies, too. Yeah. Yeah. Next time we'll talk about that. That's a pretty big show, isn't it? Secret Life of the American Teenager?

Yes. Oh. Bear Naken America. That's the documentary he directed. He actually directed some of the shows. 15 episodes of that, yeah. And an episode of the Outer Limits? Good for him.

And also a Bear Naked Ladies' music video. This guy never stops, never stopping. That's really smart when, you know, There's always somebody in a cast who'd be like, hey, can I direct a couple of these? And then they have that second career they can just slip into in between shows. Hollywood molestations.

You didn't get molested. No way, he didn't get molested. No, he jumped out too late. Yeah. Can't molest a fucking 22-year-old. Yeah, that's not molesting. It's a guy having a gay experience with you. That's just a fun time.

It might be a power dynamic, but it's not in the last station. Hey, Louitzky. Wittski. What? I know you saw outside when I walked up with my little, with my little granny's, my little granny's cookies. I hate surprises and I'm just like, oh, shit, now we all have to pretend that we don't know what day it is. It is Luz's birthday.

Two year anniversary of Subride. Great job From Blackcock Wait no no no no no Stop no no stop no stop What? Not Black Hawk I thought that was the end of it

No he's still having a We're working on that Oh He's good he's oh really I thought one led to the other No no no no it does But you have to quit one first Alcohol and drugs first then Black Hawk Okay okay

You can't just you can't go through You have to take it slow Black Cox isn't actually hurting his health Yeah he's in Black Hawk's anonymous Yeah black Hawk's not ruining your life No, no, you're gay. Get away from me.

In fact, you're a functional black cock lover, they call that. You're still in many gay bars. You've always been all-inclusive. Yeah, he only has black cocks on weekends. Two-year anniversary of Lou's sobriety. We're so proud of you, buddy. I can't believe it's been two years. Yeah.

It went very, very fast. It did. How are you feeling? I got you this rum cake. I don't think there's actual rum in it. Shots on Jay. Oh, I miss rum. You just squeeze it.

You just squeeze it over your mouth. Lou, look at me. Focus on me. Not Jay. My mouthwash is non-alcoholic, so I wouldn't need a rum cake. How are you feeling, man? It must feel amazing, right? It feels pretty damn great, yeah. Yeah. I was at Pearl Jam, and I was totally sober alone, watching the band by myself,

and it never occurred to me to have a drink or smoke anything. Yeah, you don't need drugs or alcohol to act like an idiot at a concert. No, yeah. You can just do your dances. Oh, you can do your trippy-dippy dances. What do you love doing? I wasn't so uninhibited as I was in my loaded days, but it felt really good. Oh, that's fantastic.

You went by yourself to see Pearl Jam in California. Yeah, Naila got sick on the plane right out there. Oh, so she just stayed in the hotel. Yeah, we had lounge life and business class seats where we got to lay down and sleep. Wow. And she slept the whole time, and I didn't know that she was very sick. And that's why, you know, she was out like a light. Really? And when you got there, how long after you got there was the concert?

The next day, but she was even worse the next day. Did you try to not sleep right next to her so you wouldn't get sick? We had a pillow for it that blocked the germs. That was her idea. That works. But I think between just us and the listeners, I don't think she's that big of a fan or she would have manned up and went to the show. I said, if it was Tori Amos, would you have gone to the show and just toughed it out?

She's like, let's not talk about the past. She's like, I'm dying. She goes, yeah. She goes, I would claw tooth in the out to see Tori Amos. She calls Eddie Vedder an old man. I'm just like, shut up. Tori Amos is an old bitch. I know.

She can't even walk. Christine, why'd you make a face? I was just agreeing. I'm like she was. Oh, okay. You made a face like Tori Amos wasn't an old bitch. Are Eddie Vedder and Tori Amos like the same age? My guess would be, yeah.

Was that your first time having Lidown business class? Yeah, dude. Oh, my God. How did that, did you, were you trying to fit in like you've done it before? No, I knew I didn't belong there, but I just rolled with it. Did you touch a thousand buttons and go, ooh, yes, I didn't know how to work shit. I'm just like, and then like a hot cookie came my way and like, I'll deserve that. Buddy, a better way to go is just to fucking, I, first time I had lie down, I pretended like I belonged.

I couldn't find the headphone jack, and I was just trying to, like, look for it like I'd been here before. Oh, we hate people like you. Oh, it sucked. Finally, the flight attendant looked at me, she goes, it's right, didn't even act, it's right behind you right here. I see you struggling, noob. Exactly. I'm officially the only piece of shit that hasn't done first class yet. Yeah, but any CTO is first class.

They knocked it out in the last two months. Lewis and Lou did it. I flew the plane once. Yeah. That's good. No, but there is something about lie down is fucking awesome. Did you lie? Did you sleep at all? Yeah, but I was too excited

I didn't want to leave When the plane landed I'm like dude I can do a couple more hours It was six hour flight Did you get all your little snacks and stuff? Yeah, some kind of cheese plate A hot fucking towel for no reason What do I do with that?

Wash your hands You wash your hands They're fine I can't imagine wanting to stay on a plane It's living hell I can't wait to get off And it's that great I'm happy tomorrow

This weekend is just a little one hour puddle jumps yeah now I'm flying for the first time tomorrow too I'm down to Tampa really quick it's two and a half two and a half hours I gotta wake up a four four 30 ride to the airport go through the security get to the lounge get to the plane you know me I get there so early you do I do because I pan I get anxiety you're clapped for I do buddy can I say something when that happened I was I was I was it still affects me today, I still like, when they applaud it, when you go up and they're clapping, feels like, this feels wonderful.

Whoever fucking put that in was like a really good person. Real asshole? It's like wildly embarrassing. I don't know why they do that at all. I literally, I shook my head and out like this. I go, I actually shook everybody's hand and said, thank you. Really? And then I bowed.

Well, your mayor, Bobby. That's how fucking loose girlfriend gets fucking airplane COVID, whatever she got. Nobody clapped for me. When did they clap? Dude, what if you went to, if you went to parolee you? I mean, she just went out and had a nice dinner somewhere. Just came back home, fake six. She had a whole Ferris Bueller day while you're fucking over there jerking off to Eddie Vedder.

She's that no booed malibu? Just a box of Krispy Kreme's half eaten. Yeah, she's from there. She probably once saw an old boyfriend. Oh, no. Jesus Christ, we opened up that can of worms. Damn. Oh, you brought it down.

You're impossible. On behalf of your girlfriend, you're impossible. I didn't realize that you, I didn't realize that you definitely were sent to that concert so she can go sleep with an ex. I don't think that's a good thing. I don't think I was drudging that up, but for sure, she was never sick at all. I simply went to have sex with an ex while you were seeing your current and betrothed Eddie Vedder.

Oh, it's my life's work. It is your life's work. Yeah, I watched the video today that says something about never let a bitch get in the way of a plan. What? It was a... We make all the plans. Not a plan, not a plan, not a plan, not a plan. Yeah, we can't get anywhere without our bitches.

It's the program. It was DJ academics talking about... It played when I was in the shower. Akash Singh's wife is now going at Schultz a little bit. Oh, really? Yeah, so it was like him talking about basically shut your bitch up. It was like DJ academics were saying. Just a dumb bitch.

Jesus, Jacob. Relax, that's what you have nobody. Just a dumb bitch. Poor gosh. Was he good? Was it amazing? Yeah, they have a new drummer, the drummer from the Beatles, from Paul McCartney's band. Be best?

No, the big black dude from Paul McCartney's band. Abe. Abe's amazing. He used to be super fat, so I think he might be on the shot because he slimmed down. Isn't that sad? We're not going to see fat people anymore soon. all fat people are going to be thin no they'll be flappy still you'll know which ones

wear the fats yeah you will that'd be funny if they make you identify were you fat oh absolutely no let me take your shirt up I saw a shirtless picture of somebody after clearly a weight loss surgery or gLP ones and it looks like when they were shirtless it looked like they were wearing a t-shirt

yeah some people because like the full line around where like the gut and top hangs over and then like on the on the on It looks like they're wearing a t-shirt of made it looks like wearing a t-shirt of their own body You just gotta keep a little weight on Well get you gotta get that skin removed Oh I get that a bunch of scars you get that's that that shirt girdle that keeps it tight

It keeps coming by the way it's non-stop this guy showing me how this tank top's gonna fold my body up like origami into itself I don't believe it it's not a good looking tank top Yeah I know I saw one with you the shirt I actually bought it and I couldn't get out of it. I was stuck in it. I bought one of those shirts that sucks everything in because it said in the thing. It said that it will burn fat off of you as you wear it.

What's going to burn if you're trying to get it on and off? I'd have Dawn help me get it off because I almost unhinged my shoulder. Oh, my God. And by the way, as she takes it off of you, like your body like grows out of it. Like when dough hits air? Like every time she lifts another part of the shirt up The body comes out like I've had that

It sucks Yeah it does suck I've never worn shapewear Yeah you can't Have I ever worn shapewear of any kind That's like the in the 20s When the fat people did the jiggle machine They would just stand there and they'd jiggle their belly

That's my favorite machine of all time I know I think boss has one in his 1920s gymnasium His belly's fitness Voss still calls his home gym a gym Come down and see the gymnasium. It's not a gymnasium. Why are you wearing fucking Chuck Taylor All-Stars?

You know there's a racist. He wears a one-zie when he works out with a belt. One strap. He has a V-belt. Voss. I had Voss on Sam Roberts' show today, and he was full of life, full of stories, just so cooperative and a fun guest. Wow.

Yeah. He doesn't respect Bobby. Something. Wow, look at that. So fat. What is that? What is that called? A corset.

A corset. A corset. Oh, my God. And she... Oh, you have to pull it. She's pulling it down below... She's pulling her stomach. Up and down.

Everything's behind the corset now. Wow. Up and down. Man. No, I would say this. You're right. I'm not going to... I'm not...

I wouldn't be hanging out with this girl anyway because it looks like something's going to explode. Yeah. You know, I don't know. I mean, like, I get it, but man, she should be, that shouldn't make you feel good. Makes you feel good in clothes. No, but it's really horrible. She was horrible.

But, I mean, the idea of, like, the living in the constant fear, like, I'm so different than what you're seeing. Yeah. Not just, I've always felt in my mind, I go, man, I'm going to take off clothes, and they're going to be like, oh, I didn't know. And that didn't happen, thank God, but I still feel like it would, you know what I mean? Like, I also kept a tank top. Yeah, because they were looking right at you.

Yeah. Oh, these disgusting animals. Well, what sucks about that is to have sex must take so much longer. It's like fucking somebody from the 1800s. It definitely takes a while. And then they're also, they're going to show up, they're going to come up fatter than when you saw them, and they're going to have a bunch of, like,

red imprints of, like, the snaps and straps and shit. The girdle hooks. Yeah. You're going to be stuck in your gut. But she wouldn't take that off, though. You would leave that on. No, I agree. You cut it off.

It would be too humiliated to take that. You got to cut it off like pot roast rope. She probably... She probably... Yeah, those things come with a knife. Yeah, yeah. You got a freer like brajole. Yeah, it's like getting one of those mattresses.

You have to let it air. Yeah, yeah. You got to slice the side of the mattress becomes a king-sized mattress. from a little ball. Oh, man. Yeah, that sucks. Dawn has a couple, what are they called, spanks? Yeah.

Yeah, but she owns it. She'll come out and just snap it. She'll come out and just snap it on her gut. And I'm like, ugh. Hey. Here's the thing with those, they have no, with the ones you put on, like the bottom part that goes up to the top, there's no pee hole.

So when you have to pee hole, you have to take off the spanks. I never, ever want to watch a woman putting on, like, whatever they call it, like, panty hose or something. It's the most, no woman does it. When you see it in movies, it's they ball it up and they put it over the toe and pull it down.

What it actually ends up being is a girl doing this. Like bending her knees real weird to the outside and trying to get up in and going. Yeah, it looks like an Olympic event. It's so not attractive. They're trying to get the size of it. Everything just like a weird face and like, trying to drag it up their body.

It's never an attractive action. I'm glad girls stop wearing panty hose though, right? Remember panty hose? I don't really see girls wearing panty hose anymore. No, girls wear tights all the time. It's just called different things now. Oh, really? It's just not, you used to be like always like neutral nylons

to make it look like just bare legs now. Yeah, it's more tights. Yeah, okay, tights I like, but the skin tone egg nylon. No one's buying the eggs anymore. I felt like that because you know that that snapper's been cooking

that's been cooking like that stuff you wear to a convention a convention oven those are the things you buy when you're going home after you like you're a receptionist who got fucked by your boss

and you're going to go get new panty hose before you go home you stop at the drug store and lay home and grab an egg grab an egg shell and put them on yeah good God

excuse me It's totally okay. Wow. I just ate a bug. You get so excited. Yeah, the egg. The legs. Legs.

Legs. Yeah, legs are gone. What was their commercial? I forget there's a catchy song for sure. I'm almost certain of it. I think you're right. I can't remember. She's good.

I'm thinking she's got legs, but that's Zizi top, but it's not that. There's got to be. We'll get there. Come on now. We'll get there. Totally. I'm so proud of us already, though. Yeah.

Right here. No What? That's it I don't remember that now That's like the first one I wasn't catchy I'm more of a coffee commercials

Make me some coffee before I put five across your face Cover up those varicose veins You can be sick You call this coffee you stupid pig This is why your dad left your family Damn, do we met Jason Priestley. Damn, I wish I was his lover. I'd rock him until the morning comes.

Yeah, he was great. Make sure he's smiling and warm. Great guy, great guess. That was fun. I have everything. Does night I be your lover? Are you going to watch the show? 9-0-0.

No, his new show. Yes. You can check it out? Of course. It doesn't seem like a dream type of show. You didn't see it? He bumped with me on the way out. bumped phones.

What? He bumped phones at me on the way out. What do you mean? You got his number? Yeah. No, you don't. He broke me off.

No, he didn't. He broke me off with it. He didn't break you off with nothing. He gave you that in two of the bare naked ladies' numbers. No, he didn't give you anything. He walked right by you. He did. You know what the best part of the interview was?

Hmm. Is when he left? And then Christine goes, Jacob, you're going to walk him out? And Jacob went, yes, and ran to the door. And his publicist said, we're good. And stopped him in his little tracks.

Oh, Jacob. It did happen. He goes, let me walk you out. They go, I'm done with you. Not you. I wasn't going to pepper him with many more tombstone questions anyway. I guess Shannon Doherty was cuter than I gave her credit for. No, it was their teeth.

Their teeth were too big. Yeah. And they were all fake teeth. Like before they figured out fake teeth, she had them. Yeah. And where they just, they just put, it was almost like dentures. You know what I mean? She looked great on Charmed.

You didn't see her on that one? I didn't watch Charmed. She looked pretty good in Playboy. That one Playboy she did. I think, I think a little bit of muff. In Playboy. I believe so. Yeah, Charm Shoes are all right.

Yeah. Who was that? That was, what's her name from Who's the Boss? She was pretty terrible. She was pretty terrible at the hosting scare tactics, but she hosted some of the best years of it. Of Scare Tactics? Yeah. I wish they would make a show like that again.

Can't. Why? When you can, it would have to be on Zeus Network like that. It would have to be where baddies is at. There's nothing funnier than people getting scared. It was the best show, but it was probably a fortune to make, and the payoff was not good. Yeah, she had a little bit of a muff trail there, which I love.

Is that her? That doesn't look like it's her. I don't think that's her. That's not her. No, that's her. She did Playboy, though. Yeah, that's her. I thought she showed muff in one picture.

She got a nice little, Did you type in the word muff by any chance? I didn't type of Muff. If you could type in Shannon Doughty Muff, would be great. That for me. For all of us. For everyone here, I guess.

Yeah. It's not really. No, no Muff. We'll take out in 1994. Shannon Doty in the word muff. Okay. Oh, God. Oh, shit.

She had cancer, dude. Yes. God damn it. She fucking. Oh, my God. That sucks, dude. Well, I know she doesn't have a muff in this picture. No.

Yeah, it fell off. It's on the floor. Well, of course there's no muff there. Oh, man. That really bummed everybody out. Yeah, it really did. Looking for a girl's pussy. Then you see her with her fucking cancer schmata on.

Is that what it's called? I don't know. Cancer smata. Damn, I feel like a bad person now. Yeah. I definitely spilled to that picture. She died, right? Yeah, last year.

Of cancer? I'm sorry, 2024. Of the old cancer. Why did Luke Perry die of stroke? Oh, wow. Yeah. He got jerked off too much, and his last bit of life force came out on the last one. Tchoke jerked again?

No, no, no. Someone else was jerking him off because he was so gorgeous. And he was like, I don't think I have any more life in me. I have one more drop of cum left in my entire body. And then she went, squeeze it out. and he just fucking dropped. He just turned gray. Yeah, his face sucked in.

Yeah, I thought he fell off of a horse. Was that a movie? That was Superman. No, eight seconds when he fell for a bull. He was a bull rider in that, Luke Perry. Remember he did three things ever? One of two and O. And then that bull movie and then something else.

Once upon a time in Hollywood? Once upon a time in Hollywood. What was he in that? He was in a couple scenes. He was a guest appearance. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was right before he died. Yeah.

Who did he play? Dylan McKay, bad boy from the beach. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You see they're making the movie now with Brad Pitt. Cliff Booth? Oh, yeah, it's done. Yeah, it's coming out. This could be pretty funny, I think.

I think it's going to be good. But it's going to be... But it's not... That's not Tarantino's... No. Last movie, though. No, it's not... Wow, there it is.

No, that's not... It's not her. But it's a nice bush, though. That showed up in two places. Hey, thanks for showing me a bush, though. You're welcome. You know that I like Bush in general, so the fact you found me some bush is nice. She's got really round.

That's what I got. She gets me for my sober two years. You, Lou, you get Nutella and chocolate chip. Wait, are we going to have some? Yes, but we can't do it. On air. On air, that's tacky as hell. Well, I guess, Christine, you could open them and start carving them all up or whatever

because it makes you happy to do that. And you also, you don't want Bobby to take your spoon. Bobby can have the spoon. I know how much spoons means mean to him. Here's giving Bobby the spoon. No barter, no nothing? Can I have it? Are you going to give me the spoon?

Well, then he's got to take the tray, too. No, why are I going to take the tray? A spoon goes with the tray. Why does the spoon go with a tray? It's a set. First of all, it's not a spoon. Right. It's a...

It's a... It's a... A nifoon. A nifoon. We got it. A nifoon. Where do Puckold go? Was he swept away by a nifoon? Oh, no.

Oh, no. Where was Daniel saw on the same? save him from that tree. Paga right now is with him right now, just hanging with Jason out front. Him and Jason Prezzi hit it off great. That'd be fantastic. Could I give a shout out to somebody

who I met out in California? Oh, yeah. You better give a shout out. You're giving a shout out to a person? Yes. Oh, he has to. I was stranded at the concert because there was an Uber situation where you had to go to a different location

than the venue, and they were price gouging you, for like $200 just to get in to the Ubers. And I'm walking and some dude goes, Hey, DJ Lou. And I turn around and his name is Marcus Silva. And he's a camper from way back in the day. And he saved me and drove me home.

Wow. Yeah. It would be great if he raped you and tortured you for a week. That would be funny. That would be awesome. Later. And you still thanked him. You're like, listen, thank you so much.

Much appreciated. I still saved $200. I appreciate you. you're completely raping me. Was it comfortable, or were you a little weirded out, or was it immediately cool? Immediately cool, because I was... Only seven miles, too, so not very far. And I was at the concert by myself for five hours, so I was...

I needed to talk to somebody. Oh, there we go. Yeah, remember him? Uh-huh. Well, yeah, Marcus tweets at us. And he still listens, so... Yeah. He's a good-looking guy.

I'm saying he posts to the picture of you guys. Nice mustache. How are you. Oh, wow. Look, they look happy. Lou, you look happy. You look happy. Lou look like he doesn't want to get out of the car.

You're like, hey, dude, what are you doing now? My girl's sick. Let's go party. Yeah, dude. And you go, hey, if you come back really quiet, we can all jerk off in front of her. That's pretty cool. That's pretty cool and pretty hot. Bring up the plugs, Christine, so we could do them before we get out of here.

We're doing it a weird time today because of our newest best friend, Jason Priestley. Yeah, he'll come back too. Yeah. We should have asked him to label all of us, who does he see as this show is Dylan McKay, Brandon Walsh. Yeah. I'm definitely bag. Brian Austin Green.

What? Most likely to fucking lay down a white rap album, I'd say. So who am I? It's a tough one. I think Lou's Ian Zering. You are... You're Dylan, dude. Really?

You just bummed Jacob out. Why? I think he's going to say, I'm Tory spelling. No. Jacob's the nerd girl From the library that I would fuck That's right That makes complete sense

That makes so much sense Christine could be Dougherty Obviously And then Black Lou's not allowed In the neighborhood Black Lou Check the zip code, bruh Black Lou is a day player

Yeah You're a kid who's the only black kid in school It taught someone not to be racist In one episode Might be allowed in the peach pit Maybe you can go to the Pete pit Maybe you can go to the peach pit, but you have to work five hours a day there if you want to be able to eat there. What if the peach pit had old 50s rules and they just fire hose blew out of the peach pit?

He goes, I never saw that side of Nat? That's the guy who owned the Peach Pit. You guys didn't watch the show on your bellies. You guys fucking whatever. Tell them Sophie B. Hawkins. Bobby Kelly is filming his new special Saturday, December 12th in New England. Is Jason Priestley going to be there? I should have asked him.

He's going to be. He's going to do monologues, but he's opening for you with monologues. It's Saturday, December 12th. It's happening in Providence, and tickets are on sale as we speak. At punchup. Live slash Robert Kelly, make sure you get them right now. Phil the fucking theater up, big time. This weekend, Bobby's going to be at the Fassani Comedy Theater in Port Charlotte, Florida.

It's Friday and Saturday. After that, Boston, Louisiana, Lake Charles, or in, he's a lot of, he's, He's going to be in Louisiana. Three cities in Louisiana. Lake Charles, Lafayette, and New Orleans. For tickets and all tour dates, go to punchup. dot live slash Robert Kelly. Check out his YouTube at Robert Kelly. Robert Kelly Comedy.

I'm reading bad today, Bobby. It's all right, buddy. Giving you all my powers. You can catch him every Tuesday night, the fat black pussy cat lounge at the comedy cellar. 7 p.m. doing his thing thing. And make sure you listen to, you know what dude and the regs wherever you get your podcasts.

Big J. Ocasson is going to be at hilarities this weekend. Thursday, October 1st, through a Saturday. October 3rd. Don't make hand gestures, dude. I just shut the show down when I see these little fingers. After that, he'll be in Seattle, Denver, Rochester, Austin. Well, is that where we got to go. We got to go. We got to go. Embraia for tickets and tour dates. Visit bigjeecom. YouTube.com slash at big J. O'Kerson for his live shows and his specials. And be sure to check him out on Legion of Skanks and Story Wars. Wherever you listen. And what a great week. We hope you had fun. And we'll see you Monday.

Monday. But don't forget about tomorrow. Yes, when we have the pre-record. Yeah. Things got pretty crazy. Yeah.