The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Prosperity Bracelet

Episode Date: September 8, 2026

The whole gang has returned from the Manson/Rob Zombie concert and everyone has opinions. They can all agree that Marilyn Manson looked fit and sounded great. Jay brought the VIP package for about 20 friends from the Gas Digital crew and the Bonfire. Bob had a problem with Rob Zombie's grumpy attitude and his stage props. Black Lou fell asleep during the show! | Bobby explains that he wears a red bracelet for prosperity and Jay wants to buy him an expensive one to fight evil spirits. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly. I was so bummed today and all this weekend that I couldn't get another pair, a set of the contact lenses. Someone had they come in today and say, I'm not done Marilyn Mansoning. I'm not done Marilyn Mansoning yet. Why do you have to throw those out? I just did. I pulled them out.

They were all day. They were so uncomfortable that when I took them out, I was just like. It really, it was jarring. when you, because you had the sunglasses on and then you'd look over the sunglasses and it would jar me every time. I have full red ones still. I gotta, listen man, as a comic

from the 90s and odds, you're a fucking 100% of fucking queer for wearing those. But as your friend and never being honest, I love them. They look so cool. I love them.

I really, they, They look so cool, and I wish I had enough balls to purchase them and buy them. Oh, you could. If I was absolutely sure Don wouldn't leave me and just go, I knew it. You think Don would leave you? And leave, yeah. What if I show up for Thanksgiving with those in? She's going to be like something's wrong with Jay?

No, you'd show up with a dress, and Max and Don would be like, hey, Jay. Yeah, that's you. You've taught them to be tolerant. You and Jim Norton have taught a lot of people to be. intolerant of a lot of things that we should be making fun of. Yeah, Jim's really forced Max to grow up quick. Dad, why is there a size 15 men's

high heel on the fucking front steps? I tell you, they are, as a comic and as a ballbuster, I want to go but every time I saw him, dude, I was like, fuck, that left one, that white one is the one that gets me is the Manson eyes. That Manson eyes is great. I know.

I want them again. I want an excuse to wear them once a week. It was, uh, you should wear them all the time. No. You should. Why not? Nobody's going to say anything. You've already got nails and tattoos and hair and you got one leg up. Now we're going to be extraordinarily distracting from the things I'm saying.

I'm just like a complete goblin. But you don't think pink fingernail polish when I first started seeing it and mittens with no fingers wasn't mind-boggling, distracting? It's a testament to how interesting I am, because I was able to fight through that. You are really interesting on the outside. side. Paca, why does my little microphone have a red light on it? It's recording. Yours is green in the front. His is green in the front. It's red in the back, red

in the back. Yeah. Okay. Wow. What an attitude on this guy. Usually, he's got to just tone is his issue. This guy's fucking deal. No, and usually those people are really polite and nice. Jacob, it should be all smiles today. Because we're going to go

to stay in the pit, Iron Maiden on Saturday. Are you going to Iron Maiden on Saturday? And you're going to be in the pit? First time in the pit. Wow. Yeah. That's awesome. And you have, you definitely have the pit.

This isn't like a thing, dude, I'm going to get there. Ironic the shirt I'm wearing today. I didn't overthink that. No Santa. No God, no Santa, no snake pit. Yeah. I forgot the shirt I'm wearing my no snake picture. No, I purchased these.

Oh, you got it. So it's not a thing. You're going to call a guy and then the guy's going to come over and go, hey, guy. I don't know anybody attached to Iron Maid. Nobody does. Those guys are so old. They're dead. The guy you would talk to for Iron Maidens got like four teeth.

And there's like an old, like, wizard-y-looking Englishman. Yeah. We are fresh. Our last show we did was from the Marilyn Manson Rob Zombie concert. Yeah. And I went fresh from that concert to another concert Friday night. Marcus King. Zach Topp.

And Marcus King. King. Mark's King to his own thing, though? Yeah. Yeah, he opened. He opened. Listen, man, what a wild night. That's fucking crazy. It was... I've never heard of Zach Top.

Dude. I'm sure he's famous. Very famous. First of all, Marilyn Manson, I got to say, should be headlining this show. Yeah. A lot of people are saying that. Rob Zombie, God bless him. I know you love him.

You like his music. But it's... I think his music's fun. And it's, I think performance-wise, he puts in a big show. I think it's a fun show. It's fun, but I don't, like, when you go to a concert, when Marilyn came out upside-down, crosses, dressed like a ghoul, it was like, oh, my,

that was just insane and intense and scary. And then Rob comes out with, like, Halloween blow-up toys from Home Depot. Yeah. And it's like, all right, dude. I got to wait for this thing to blow up to scare me. This thing is that big Frankenstein come out. Yeah, dude. Everything's all skeleton-y.

I don't know, dude. There's a picture of me. the song when he does a house of a thousand corpses, the microphone stand he's holding, he's using with the skeleton. Yeah. There's a, I have a picture of me with that microphone stand.

Yeah, but that's not even that scary either. It's just a skeleton. Well, I wasn't going to be scared. Well, I did, I got to say, I did used to go to Marilyn Manson, like, almost like a horror movie, though, where I was a little something in me, I go, it's going to make me uncomfortable and weird.

Like, it would be totally pitch black when the concert started. Yeah. Now, back, like, when it was an indoor venue. But this is terrifying. His teeth are all silver. Yeah. He's got makeup.

I mean, he upside down crosses. The music is terrifying. And then zombie comes out and he has Frankenstein on his ass. It's like, all right. Dude, it's like creature double feature versus, you know, the exorcist. But everyone here has to admit. What? Take a minute and eat your crow.

And let's talk about a fantastic Marilyn Manson. He looked. He looked incredible. All right, let's, can I just say this from a guy who went from really sexy to really fat to okay you are foine he is he is

me now I look great I look good but he was hanging over his corset a little bit I think that's this old older guy torso because I was really staring too

I don't see a belly I'm just saying he's he's there dude he looks great he looks better let's just say this he looks way better than he did but let's see that little You know what I mean? He looked so bad before.

Yeah, so we're going from that. Yeah, he looked great, but there was a point where I was like, he's a little boxy now. He's 50-something. Okay, fine. You can go that route. I'm just saying he looks great. Yeah, look, he doesn't look like he looked back here. Yeah, dude, he can't show his ass anymore.

No, no, no, no. I mean, look at that, dude. I would literally have a hard time not letting that suck my dick. I love it. I would have to go into a lot of deep meditation prayer. I'd have to probably call Lou. Dude, Marilyn Manson wants to suck my dick. I don't know what to do.

I mean, look at his legs are fucking awesome. This is the year I got into him. Look at his ass. I mean, that's like Paco's ass. Paco, you have a great ass. Don has the same ass as Paco and Marilyn Manson. I do like a small ass. But, yeah, well, I got to say, I've watched them all during this.

Yeah, he looks good. You got to consider it's all jarring to me. that he's just an older guy now at all. He was supposed to, I think, die a couple years after this. Yeah, I mean, I hear you. He did look good. He looked better. He looked good.

I thought very cool. He sounded great. His voice had a lot of power. Yeah, he was singing his ass off. Now he still has to wear suspenders to keep his fucking corset up. It's part of the outfit. Oh, okay. Sorry.

God. Jay, is that his original band? No. Not one person. They're all new. You said the drummer is from Rob Zombie, right? That's not even him anymore. That's not the old Rob's.

But his bass player is Rob Zombie's base player, old bass player, Piggy. Yeah. He literally has a middle-aged woman hair now, too. And Tim Skulled, that guy right there, has been working with him for many albums, or many albums ago for a few albums. So they're back together, but he's not an original guy. That sounded great. When he came out, dude, and it was fucking...

I wanted to just keep going and going and going. and zombie came out and it really took me out of it when he when the thing blew up behind him whatever robot the robot and then the guy came out in different blow-up things the big road the walking robot I know but a fucking a balloon demon doesn't scare me oh yeah there you go I mean that's what he looked like for a minute yeah okay yeah that the oh god this was rock on the range he wasn't even putting the effort he wasn't even putting the effort

of like the contact lenses in Uh, he probably couldn't reach his fucking face with his fat. His fat fingers couldn't put the finger. Yeah, he got tired. I can't do it, man. Yeah, dude, he was so busted up at this point. He had to wear a fucking Mary-Talimore jacket just to hide his fat. Oh, yeah.

He started wearing, like, lots of clothes. Yeah. Yeah, he was awful looking at this point. Still fucking kind of looks cool, though. I mean, if I went to that concert like that, he does. No, because you'd hear that he's singing terribly. Yeah. Let's get some volume on this freak.

It's also day evil. It's also for him. What'd you say? Dave Lee. That was funny. Dave was not scary. Nice. It doesn't sound terrible here.

It doesn't sound that bad. It got bad. Well, Rob Zombie's songs, too, all sound the same, too. It's one of my favorite Josh Ed of Myers. Monsters and Titties and Monsters. That's the best way to break him down, for sure. Yeah. And his dance moves are very...

And he goes like, Satan's Auto Body Shop! He looks like a fucking fat cheerleader when he's the moves are just Huh Huh His arms go out Oh see I think he's kind of fun because he does like Because like the underlying thing of his music is like groovy So he does a lot of he's like a lot of hip shaky stuff

Yeah I don't know He's 60 he's 61 Dude I like this dance Lewis called him fucking Was it macho zombie It looks like macho man Ricky Savage now Dead He also attacked you personally Bobby

Which I don't think anyone liked his commenting He does it I know you said he does this but Marilyn had me so pumped up and I couldn't sit down It was awesome And when he came out

He does that thing where it's You guys aren't as good as Atlanta Florida was better than you It's like fuck off dude It's 10 He wants you to be better Yeah well you know what

Maryland was better than you Then he brought his wife I'm never going to argue Marilyn Manson's not the best He's my favorite of all time I don't like that he and then through the whole show That was his through line I haven't made my decision yet

Whether the jersey's good or not It's like dude you got the money Fuckface Make me feel good Stop making me feel like I'm not screaming enough Do better I did as best as I could I'll say you what though

We're the one show only so far I believe where he skipped Bringing Manson out for Helter Skelter But I said We're by New York. That might have been a Manson wasn't sticking around. Well, we weren't as good as Florida. We didn't deserve it.

Yeah, we didn't deserve it. He was complaining about us. Yeah, dude, he was complaining about us the whole fucking night. It was a dead crowd. Yeah, but the crowd died after Manson. Manson, like, toward the house down then they were. I've been out there rob zombie shows, and they're way better crowds. That crowd, and he was, he was given 110 up there.

He was performing his ass off, and the crowd was just, like, tired. Oh, he's close to 110, so. He attacked influencers. also. Oh yeah, that was fucking... But that's always the put the phones away thing right before Thunderkiss. It's his schick. Yeah, I know, but get over it because here's the thing, it's not going to happen, dude.

And they're putting video of you everywhere on the internet, thank them for it. As a fluencer, shut your face. He's a 61-year-old guy who just wants to do a rock concert. Yeah, but it's not fucking 1968. It's... You're done.

Florence in the Machine has everybody put their phones away for Dog Days are gone, one of her hits, and it is so fun. But I'm sure they ask him a nice way. I don't like when some Bull Dyke tells me to do it. Tool has you put him away for everything except for one song and then they're shitty about that. They're like, oh, take your phone's out now. He's just shitty. He's a real contempt for the audience guy.

Maynard's Tool. Oh, is he? That's why he's not out in the front. Yeah, I do like him, though, but he's always like that, right? He's a fucking weirdo. Total weirdo. Apparently a huge comedy fan. Never seemed to make his way to me.

I love that you throw that out there hoping he hears that and go. Joe, I'm a big fan. You think I think he hasn't heard of me yet, but he happens to be listening to this. Yeah, I think he, what is he a big fan of the bonfire? Hey, Maynarder James Keenan, if you're listening, if you just bought a new Kia Telluride and you got your six months of free thing

and you're on a... I got to say this too. Yeah. With minimal amount of stage design, Manson was fucking epic. Very minimal stage. And this whole new digital thing that the people do, it's probably cheaper to do a whole digital thing where it's all screens and I don't I'd

rather have a real castle I'd rather have a wooden demon I'd rather have well his thing that thing in the throne was big it was a real thing yeah I know but you could I could see the ladder that you used to get up into it you know the illusion of it was he didn't go up in it he went in the back of it up in the thing right Manson no what's his name Rob Zobby I'm talking about Marilyn Manson yeah that was great uh Marilyn Alan Manson did a... He gets up in that thing and rises up a hundred feet into the crowd. Well, there was that, but behind him at one point they had that giant, like, it's like

the thing standing on a throne. Yeah. Yeah, but that was like, that was real. I think it was. It was designed. We had a lot of argument whether that was on a screen or not. No, I think it was real. I think it was a big thing there.

I mean, it blows up, obviously. It's inflatable. Yeah, like his thing is, is like watching a video. Yeah. And I don't, I don't like it as much. I'd rather see a... I'd rather see a real guy come out. dressed like a demon,

scratching around the stage, then a guy come out a hundred feet tall, blown up, walking like a retarded robot. Oh, you're being an old crotch. It's fun.

I don't know. I mean, look, it's fun, but at a metal concert after Manson, I don't want fun. I want hell. I want demons. I want Satan to come out. I want fucking the devil to possess me.

Me and Jacob are going to go see Iron Baden this weekend. I will take a picture and a video for you. when I promise you, without fail, Iron Maiden will have a giant Eddie come out on stage and you will see a man's arms coming out of the knees of Eddie

holding two sticks that are going to make Eddie's arms. You're going to be going, ooh. But it's silly. But it's not a fucking Home Depot Halloween blow-up fucking pumpkinhead. Neither was that. That was all blown up shit. Those are all expensive shit, though. I bet I promise.

I guarantee I can buy that blow-up demon. Well, then let's fucking, then I'll grow some dreads. Let's go on tour, dude. Bring up Home Depot right now and type in air demon, blow up air demon. I bet it's $300. One of the air demons didn't deflate. Oh, that was, like, five guys trying to track it out. It's like anti-clamagic.

You're waiting for this thing to blow up, first of all, and it took like eight minutes. Look at this. We're going to have all kinds of fucking giant. I love it so much. I don't mind that, though, because that's like a real thing that somebody made. Yeah, there you go. Go to Home Depot and you can buy all of ROMs. Rob Zombie's set design.

The spooky blow-up eyes. How dare you? A big mouth you come out of? Okay, you know what? You can kind of put together a low-rent Rob Zombie concert from Home Depot. Yeah, dude. Turns out. Yeah. It's...

I stand corrected. It was great, but you know, it was weirdest because when we were leaving, we left a little early, there was a lot of people leaving before the concert was over. It stayed actually pretty good. When we were going up those stairs, the stairs, the stairs. were packed. Yeah, but that was his last song. I know, but usually people stay.

I mean, if you're a fan of his even, like, Dragula's a song, we're going to be like, all right, I can go now. I've heard Dragula seven bazillion times. But it was still an amazing, it was a lot of fun, dude. You got recognized a lot. That was exciting. You got recognized.

You know, that was a brilliant way. I got to listen. That was, that was, that was, I literally felt good for five and a half of a fucking Bill of a little seconds when you said that and I realized what you were doing what what is that yeah you said it might be it may be the best impression of her heard of me what what dude listen you what annoyed me is that I got recognized five times and

one of them I had to stare the guy in the face until he went you're a comedian right I mean, yeah, he goes, Bob Kelly. I was like, yeah, yeah, get over here. Get over here. Yo, be my fan. It was the funniest thing. Ask me for something. Were you there when I did that?

I was watching you. And he said, Jay, look. Yeah. Just look this guy. All my fans look like me, though. Me too. Jesus Christ. Yeah, but you got, fuck.

I mean, dude, that freaking, that goddamn roast really put you over the edge. No, that guy, the guy, if you're, You're talking about the guy that ran up and was screaming. Did that happen? The guy who looked like plus a lot. The guy that lost his shit. I mean, we were in line and this guy's going crazy yelling, dude, I love you.

And I was like, I feel like you're being, like you're being pranked right now. Like, it felt like so. That's how much low self-esteem your girl has for you. This can't be real. No, this guy was like. Nobody could like Jay that much. This is a, this is impractical jokes right now?

Am I being impractical jokes? Did Bobby set this up? It felt like it's set up. Why? He's famous. You man is the man. And that guy must have been on shrooms or something. Oh, there's an excuse.

It has to be an excuse. No, you got, you got, fuck. I mean, what hurt me is when I looked over and I got my third. I was very excited with that guy. I kind of forced into recognizing me. I had to say dude a couple times. Dude. And then I went over to you.

I went, Jay, and I hold my hand up. And then you just went, you held you one, two, three, three, fives. And I was like, God damn, we've been here for six and a half minutes. I mean, a lot crossover at Nancy Zompi. Yeah, dude, you got, I mean, you're a rock star there. How does that feel? It's nice, but it's also, like, weird sometimes. Really?

Yeah. You don't, like, absorb it a little bit? Well, it's nice that the people are excited to see me and meet me and take a picture, and it's all, I love all that. It's more like when the level of like known that we are at all. Like you can say you. When you walk up to the, no, like going up to the guy,

the guy the guy, the guy checks tickets for you go down to the bowl. You got recognized by the ticket taker? No, no, I'm not saying that. I'm saying, the opposite of that. I'm saying he goes,

he has like a, why does everybody want to take a picture with you? Yeah. And then you're kind of like, it puts me to position. I just get to go like, oh, I don't know, man. I don't know.

I just keep walking through. Oh, my God, that's a weird. I would have been like, because I'm not you, ticket taker. Take my ticket, dick face. Yeah, dick face standing ticket taker. I'll tell you what, though, PNC for that whole VIP thing that you got everybody, which, first of all, thank you again. Oh, yeah. Amazing time.

You really put together a perfect scenario where nobody was, everybody felt important at this thing, which was great. the VIP booth when you walk in, when you said we had that, I'm like, all right, maybe it's a holding area. You could sit down, scan a thing, have food right to your table, drinks, bathrooms, no line, and you could order merch right from there. That's crazy. I didn't know that. I ordered merch right from there, and they have it waiting for you when you leave. You just go up Robert Kelly and they hand you a bag of your merch, which was, because, you know, a merch right away.

And I'll wait in a fuck it. I don't care. I wait in a line. I don't give a shit. You didn't have to. No, dude, it was right. I mean, it was a little. I kept that on until yesterday, too. Oh, is that it?

Yeah, the bracelet. I had that until yesterday myself. Well, why I have it on is a little weird. I don't know if I want to get into it. Luckwell, everybody. Wait, what happened? I have it on because I'm superstitious. About what?

I don't know if you've, you notice my red bracelets I have on. Are you in the cabala? Kind of. I mean... Jewish mysticism. I was at... It ain't the Jews this time. I can't cut it off yet.

I feel... I was at Comics come home one year, and they had the same wristbands. They were red like this. And I was in the... After the show, and an old Asian lady came up to me, and she grabbed my arm.

She's like, oh, you must never. never take this off. This red around your wrist means prosperity. Money will come to you now. Do not ever take

this off your wrist and your money will always come to you. It means good luck. And then she walked away. Does she turn into a bird? Good God. That was intense. And shut up, Christine.

You're supposed to be a, You're split it on my side, you wicken. It's not hot pink. It's not red. Shut up. It's like Barbie pink. The universe can't doesn't distinguish between that. Between pink and red.

The VIP bracelet for PNC Bank Arena. For Manson. For one night only. So I did not take it off. And the next day, I wound up getting a very big check game. And I was like, oh my God. And stuff started. This must be the checking.

Stuff started happening. So I bought this bracelet, a red bracelet, to replace it because I had to cut it off. But this bracelet became less red. So then I bought this one to kind of emphasize to help this one out. And then when they put this one on my wrist the other night, I couldn't cut it off because I want to wait to see if, you know what I mean? see if she was if if if if the lady was right I feel like if I cut it off I'm gonna lose something yeah that's why I kept it on where where did you meet this lady were you trying to buy a gremlin or something no she went to an old shop to buy a magua for max I

this is why I don't want to tell you because you don't believe in the universe you don't believe in wait a second was she smoking out of a gigantic cigarette holder behind one of those thin paper walls and then she has a rattlesnake bottom of a body? No, we were at, we were at, Commerce Come Home, the VIP, and out of nowhere, an Asian lady walked up to me. Was it Red Panda?

Was she there to do the thing where she throws the bowls on her head? She walked up and she told me, you don't take this off ever. It means prosperity. Money will come to you. as long as you have this on your wrist. Red is lucky for you. Did you tell somebody?

You're like, you go, wow, I goes, that weird old Asian lady just said, this is going to bring me great luck. And I go, what old Asian lady? And you point back there and then she's not there. She was just, right? I'm going to be honest. And then there was a stranger than normal bird above you.

I'm going to be honest. I didn't see it for the rest of the night. Right. And I haven't seen her in two years at the thing. So it's, I've never... That's good. It means the medicine's working. And then she came back and she whispered him here, be like water.

You must flow like water. Be the movement. Be the movement. Do not make the movements. Be the movements. Now, if I, if I get one of these, what is this? Is this what, is this what she was talking about? Oh, there you go.

Right there. There's the, you got the cord evil library. It's like $950 from David Yerman. No, I like that gold one. Get it for Bobby. Put his, listen. Get the gold one right there. No price is too high.

Right there you had it on it. No, it's not expensive enough, Bobby. But you already have two of these, you see. I can take it off. You got two of the bullshit ones. Those ones aren't working because they're not expensive enough. I think they lost their red. I can take them off if I replace it.

Did you make that up? Christine, I expect more out of you. Click on the David Yermin. Please. David Yerman. Okay. That's crazy. This is almost $1,000.

No, I put Bobby's numbers in. No, no. No, I don't want to. No, that defeats prosperity. There is no price that is too much for your prosperity. I don't want this. Dude, the lady who flips the bowls on her head on a unicycle told you that.

No. The red panda. Listen, I can replace it with a new one. Yeah. I have to get a new one and then I can take these off. We got the new one. I don't want a thousand dollar of David Yerman, whoever that is. In a size small.

So you don't, you're not. I can't. So you're not a thousand dollars. You know what? Fuck you, Christine. That's fucked up. You know what she's right. You wouldn't never be able to fit in that size small. That's for a slight man who's trying to keep evil away.

I'm not trying to keep it away. I'm trying to let prosperity in. Oh. It wasn't about evil. She never said evil. Can you look up Asian red bracelet expensive, please? What? I looked it up.

Yes, wearing red for luck is a major deeply rooted belief in Chinese culture. Yeah, man. That's about the Chinese New Year is all red. And it, it was. worked like since then. And their flag and their colors. Buddy. And the colors of all their teams.

I think it was a few years ago, actually. It was like four years ago. And right then, that's when Dan was like, I'm out. That Asian lady is the reason why you lost your, your pal. No. Did she appear in a cloud of smoke? This was your prosperity. Can you go up?

This is not, you're not doing a good job. I said expensive. Hang on all. I don't want expensive. I want. You need expensive. Don't need expensive. It's not going to keep evil away.

It's not evil. It's not going to bring prosperity. It's not prosperity. Prosperity. Prosperity. Prosperity. You know, dude, I have like fucking speech impediments, and I don't think it's that cool. I'm sorry, dude.

To point that out. I apologize, dude. I thought you were doing an Asian accent. Well, I guess it's attacked me. All right, here you go. Yellow gold, hourglass, red cord bracelet, $825. I can't. No, I can't.

You can do this. No, I can't. You can do it right now. No, I don't want to spend $8. Do you want evil? It's not evil. Do you feel pains in your body right now? You're not doing it?

Do you feel yourself not prosperating? It's prosperity. Look, the Tiffany one? Oh, no. Funny. 2100. That's all. I don't want...

Put his numbers in. Put his numbers in. She doesn't have my numbers. A Chinese bangle? I don't want to... No, I don't want a bangle. I'm not an asshole. I'm not going to wear a bangle.

Put Bobby's numbers in. No, I don't want... All right, put my numbers in. I'll bill them. No, don't bill me. I'm an invoice him. I'll look the Botago one's only 400. I don't want a four, I would do a regular $60.

Get that shit out of here. They have them for $60, but it doesn't, that sucks. It doesn't matter what it is. This is a, $2,100, dude. And a Tiffany Hart, that thing's going to keep away so much evil and bring so much prosperity. You're going to want, you're going to want this one. Why? It's Gucci.

Oh, I do like Gucci. How much is that one? $250. $250? That's not expensive enough. It's not. I don't want expensive. I need the, it's not a, it's not.

It's not about the money, it's about the symbolism of it. About the, you know, this is a PNC bracelet that worked. This was, there was a Boston Garden backstage VIP thing that worked. You can't count on that forever. I won't, but I will. Oh, that's nice. What is that? Too cheap?

I don't want to spend it. No, that sounds a lot. 620. No, I'm not spending. No, it's not enough. Do you understand me? Show me that Tiffany one again. No.

We're going to get Bobby so evil-eyed up. I don't. Get that one out of here. Tiffany. I don't want to. That's the one now. 2100, that's the lowest will go now. I don't, I'm not paying $2,100 for a red-grins. They can do payments. They'll let you do payments, dude.

No, I don't want that. They know fucking pieces of shit need to get these things, too. I do like that one, though. That's nice. It's the nicest. Can you possibly get the clasp in white gold, or does it have to be a yellow gold? I like yellow gold. I like yellow gold. I don't want yellow gold. I don't want anything. Why you got me into this? You did it. You have to get the yellow gold.

They don't have in white gold, so don't worry. I won't get the same thing because they don't have it in yellow or they don't have it in white gold. I don't like yellow gold because I'm not some dumb guinea. Oh, wait. Listen. First of all, don't call me a dumb giddy. I didn't. I'm just saying that's who likes that.

That's not who I like yellow gold because yellow. Yeah, yeah. I don't want to go to dinner parties at Sebastian and Mankakakakows house, McAluscos. Can I make a suggestion, Bobby? You bought a bracelet? What? You're going to wear a bracelet from Tiffany's to keep a lady evil. We have a show contact.

Why don't you call Stephen Singer? Yeah. And ask him for Chinese good luck. but it has to be a base price 2100 no i do not want to spend well then you don't care about prosperity i care about prosperity it doesn't matter it has to be red it doesn't sound like it man just red i need here all right fine just get this stupid thousand dollar one i don't want i don't want a little bit of evil bring a little bit of prosperity and she's bringing up all the little tiny girl ones i want i don't i'm not i'm not spending 800 all for bitches no i'm not i want a guy they're all for bitches

Oh, there's the one right there. Right there. Red leather with interlocking, yellow gold, ugly clasps. Right up your alley. Yeah, I like that. Click that. Put his numbers in. I don't care how much it costs.

Money means nothing when you're bringing prosperity. No, that's not the point. 80 bucks. Get that off there. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's a good one. It's a piece of shit. I like that one.

It's a piece of shit. Nah, I'm not spending hundreds of dollars on this. Type in. High end. Cabbalah. bracelet. It's not cabala. It's about cabala. It's not cabala. High end, cabala

bracelet. I don't want a cabala. Look, cabala is just the same. That's cabala. I don't want evil hand-eye. High end. I don't want anything Stavros's mom has. Yo, what's cabala backwards? Holla back. Remember? That was already a fuqua's joke. No. Just get me red string.

Buy the red string. 25, six bucks. I'll make my own. No, no. No, there's nothing. Nothing evil can get through easier than homemade shit. This is why I don't open up to you. This is why I don't open up to you. Why? Because I'm helping. You're not helping.

You're hurting. I'm helping. Go to shopping. If you go against prosperity by spending too much money on this, that's against the whole thing. It's not. You got to spend a little to make a little. You couldn't be wrong. Maybe I'll just get a roller.

What happened? I forgot my Rolex was in my pocket. I always take my Rolex off on the train. I just panicked. Maybe I should get a red one. This seems like bullshit. You can't find a fucking high end. What the fuck?

I don't want high end. I just want regular. Just get me regular. Start the price at $2,000. I don't. Type in cabala bracelet, $2,000. How many hand jobs I could get for that? Well, not with that hand.

That hand does no evil. It brings prosperity. God damn right. I jerk off of my left because of that. I don't jerk off a prosperity wrist. Did you type in? Oh, yeah, showing me the Tiffany one. Here are a field.

Look, David, you're in 2900. There we go. Now we're cooking with gas. I don't want David Euro. Here we go. Why? Oh, I do like that. Why?

Why? I do like that. How much is that? You think it's for ethnic people? I don't want white gold. I want gold. White gold's better. No, it isn't.

It's for you. For me, I like gold. Sorry, I forgot. You got to show us off with the botchy ball courts. I play bocce ball. You don't like bocce ball? I don't know bocce ball.

That's a fucking great game. What the fuck is? Bachie ball. You don't know what Baji ball is? You don't know Pachie Ball is? You're such a Hollywood Bimbo. You were such a bar rag. I could have sworn you were to fucking...

She knows cornhole and darts. You don't know a game? I've heard of it. I heard it, but I don't know what it is. It's kind of horseshoes. It's like horseshoes of balls, more or less. Yeah, it's a little ball. You throw it down.

You've got to get close with the other balls. Yeah. It's an Italian game. It's an Italian. It's for Bobby's Jew's Jew's jewelry and DJ Loo's hat. How much is that one? 2,900. No, your audio.

you fucking mind. That's the one. No, I won't. Okay, it can get it. Oh, they have in large. Oh, they have in large also. I do like that. It looks like the Lord of the Rings

elf jewelry. Absolutely it does. It can be the... It probably opens up a doorway in a tree or something. I just got a really weird itch in my ear. I think I don't... This is, we can't go any further with this.

Christine, Q, please. Is that the only super high-end bracelet you saw there? Well, the Tiffany one comes back up for Cabala. Okay. This one's 1700, but it's like a... wraparound. Oh, I like the wrap around. Yeah, but that's not...

We don't go below three grand now. Three grand's your bottom. I'm not spending three... That is nice, too, though. Yeah, for a girl. It's for a woman. No, I like the little tassels on that. That's kind of cool. All right, whatever, dude. You're wearing pink nail polish. That's not four or women. I thought you'd be okay with little tassels on my wrist. Get that shit out of here. That one sucks. I like that one. I like that one. I like that one. We don't operate in David Yerman. You said it's too ghetto for you. Go back.

Who is David Yeram? And why does he have a jewelry name after him? Whatever. Who is he? Pretty high-end jewelers, like Fifth Avenue store. Is it really? Is it really? Show him the ropes with the gold charm. Gold, four grand.

I'm not spending four. $3,700. No. Come on. No. There's no red. Yes, of course there is. Oh, I do like that.

Go down to the red one. I do like that. It's the coolest one so far. It's cool. That is, is that diamonds in it? Probably. There's the red one. It's per.

Oh. Oh, with yellow gold, it's made for you. Don't let them stop you. She's always trying to ruin your life. Get this thing without asking. Have it show up to the house. No, I can't. You have to funnel this through you slowly.

Yeah, dude, I would have to pay you over years slowly. No, no, no, no, dude. I'd have to give you sell a spot every once in a while. Get a small business loan. Don't tell her. And you pay it back when you feel you want to pay it back. I bet they do payment plan. I don't want a payment plan.

So you're going to pay it off in full? I can't. She runs all the money. I can't. Take Bobby's, you want to use your Amex because you get the points, right? I'm not using my Amex to get this. You're going to use a Chase Saffire on this one? Everything immediately comes up on her phone when I buy something.

Oh, break her phone. What? I paid for the phone. Face I do you're when she's asleep. I'm getting, I'm starting to get sweats from this. Because you want it? No, I don't want it. I'm your favorite taking all your luck out of your bracelet.

Yeah. What they come out to? Is there a little insurance? We'll get insurance case she makes you take it back. I do like that, that one bad. That one, the one before that? No, this is the one. No, this is the one, though.

Is that leather? This one? I like that one. Why? That you can get down St. Marks for like 10 bucks. Yeah, the other. I'll go down to St. Marks and get it. It's like, bungee cord.

All these are like 10 bucks, 20 bucks. That's why it's not working. It did work. No, it worked a little. No, it's worked since that old Asian lady came up to me. I've had great prosperity. Nope. I have.

No, no. What do you mean? How can you say no-no? Well, I know you think that, but everyone when you're not around talks about how not prosperous you are. Was that the right word for it? That was it, but it hurt. It's like you're having, because I know you have side conversations with people. About your prosperity?

Yeah. That is such a, such a Jay slip-up. A slip-up? Let's tell you guys, we're talking about Bobby's prosperity? Yeah, dude. You don't like you. You don't want this. This thing's a fucking buggy cord.

Your side text chats that you have that I'm not involved in. Don't look up like you. Guys, I don't really like to do that. hacky black stuff it's hot in here you have the same look when you're lying you always look up at the light and it's a little hot in here i wasn't uh that didn't lie yet you did i remember when i first joined the bonfire you're like dude we got to chat me blah blah blah all these guys we're gonna put you in it you're going to be in the chat the only person i would complain and then let me finish and then i was like great i'm going to get in this chat that they're all in about talking about

certain i was like great shitting on people he must have went to to the chat and asked them and they said no they x-nade me on the chat that wasn't your fault i what that wasn't your fault why that was my fault why because you asked me no because you revealed it no no what i got before that a year before that i got josh eda mire's in and he lasted and i mean this one text and they they just sit there me a text from another another thread and they go hey we're just starting over without Josh

over here I was like all right his first thing was like his first thing was saying like he went on after somebody it was the shit talk some comic and he was like blah blah goes but I went up there and I murdered he couldn't follow me and then he got upset because of how good I did and he was better I was just like

and everyone just didn't even know and answered they just moved on to a whole other thread and they were like yeah that's he's not getting it. You see what you did? Yeah, so my word. You have no cloud. I have no cloud.

Dude, I'm in a side. I have my own side chat with Colin, Voss, Norton, and Keith. But what I was thinking about is, the only person in the room who I would, like, say anything probably that, like, if I was arguing about you, would be Christina. I don't think I'd complain about, like, work, Bobby at all. No. We're talking about your prosperity. Yeah, we talk about your prosperity. First of all, the fact that you're...

The only thing you talked about was your wife. Can I just say something? That's fucked up. That's fucked up. First of all, coming from you two. I know. We were worried. When your fat friends are worried,

that's when you're like, oh, my God, he's so fat. Oh, my gosh. That's actually from one of the chats. No. I don't like that. I don't like when I brought it up, I was kind of joking,

but Jay's really like, no, man, it's not you. Like, he's really defending it now. Yes. What the chat? Yeah, like that chat also broke up into side chats. So funny if you did have a Bob's not being prosperous chat going on. Oh, wait.

I mean, he did buy a tiny house. We never got a note. Black Lou outside thanked me again for the tickets to the Manson show. Yeah. I see a note here that I was unaware of this part here, but I would say, I would have argued Black Lou hated it from opening to ending. I've never seen somebody. You've never stood up.

I've never seen somebody. Who farted in this room? Was not me Was not me You're looking at me I'm looking around the room But I look at me Look at me first

Let me take my glasses off It was not me Everybody look at me It was not me What? The old black woman Because tomorrow you'll say Yeah, all right

It was me I was sick This is why I'm saying I was embarrassed to sit No I'm not sick I feel great It was not me 100% not me This is part of the sickness

part of the sickness is that first day saying it's not a sickness and you feel fine. It's not me. I would agree with you that I kept, it was funny for me because I kept looking at everybody how they were enjoying. I had one of the funest concerts I've ever been to was it was so fun. I stood the whole time. I had a blast. But one of the fun things for me was looking at how other people enjoy the concert. And it was so different.

like T.J. Gay Blind Mike. Gay Blind Mike. Lou. MVP. I mean, Gayblind Mike, every time I felt a little tired, I would just look over at him, and I would immediately lighten up and start smiling and be back in. Next time we do a group concert, I got Gay Blind Mike's ticket because he just got a ticket and came. He is. I'm saying, he got a ticket and came. And I'm talking about a guy who just, he threw down.

He, I watched him almost with a little tinge of jealousy, just, just. and the idea that whatever he doesn't give a fuck about is the exact right thing to enjoy a concert on your own. But he can also not see the people looking at him like a retard. That's true. Which is, I think, an advantage. Oh, he just feels the music. It goes through him.

Yeah, so if we just covered our eyes, I'm sure we could be able to do what he did. So a concert for a blind person must be like when like a dog puts their face out the window, right? He's just excited to be like feeling something on his... Exactly, dude. Yeah. He had an disadvantage.

But when I looked over at Jacob, Jacob, I know he was having a good time, but I did not see one facial expression change. At one point I thought he was frozen. I thought the lights fucked him up and he was just in some trance. I'm a concert stare, though, too. I kind of just stare and like, I love it,

but like I don't really like... If I don't know the lyrics, I'm just taking it in. I loved Manson. I loved the whole evening. Yeah. But, yeah, I mean, I really think he stole the show. Yeah, but Black Lou was like, Jesus. I look over and Lou was, there was an intermission.

He kind of, he made it for Manson, but then Rob Zombie started playing. I didn't get a reaction at all from. Black Lou was out. He looked like our security. He was out. It says he nodded off. Did you nod off? He fell asleep?

I don't really know zombie songs like that. But the ability to fall asleep is more like, do you have diabetes? That's crazy. Here's a zombie song. Dung, don't gong, gonga, bonga gonga gong gong gong gong dong dong d'i d'i monsters and tini's. Buhbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb blow up demon little robot UFOs and count Dracula. I'm going to mix genres. Fast watch is coming next door.

Jay years ago didn't Lewis and Dave both fall asleep during Slipknot? They were on so many drugs. Well, yeah, they were on drugs. And drinking all day, yeah. They more passed out at Slipknot. Lou was bored out. That was nuts. I kept looking, I got it on video too.

I got all the video I'll send to Christine. I kept scanning the room. T.J. At one point I was getting nervous when Rob Zombie came out with all that, the screens flashed. I was like, oh God, he got trapped in something because he was just like staring like he was in like the seventh dimension like he went somewhere. I was like someone needs to touch him and get him out of it. Make sure he's real. Make sure he's real.

But I looked over at Lou and man, did you look, Jesus Christ, you look like you were watching like a professional cornhole. But I gave everybody the options. They didn't want to go. Listen, I had a great time. Marilyn Manson was awesome. The guy that was in front of me was at least 6 foot 6 and stood the entire time. But you could have sat with us.

You could have moved to 1,000 places. I did not know that, but I had to sit to see anything so I could like lean into the aisle. Well, when you fell asleep, what was that for? It was zombie. I don't know any of that stuff. You don't like Halloween? Yeah.

And Jacob gave me these like crazy earplugs that I couldn't hear anything afterwards. That sounds fun. How excited were you when he gave those to you? He was giving me a sleep mask, a nice robe. Then he gave me a Benadryl. A nice robe. Yeah, Blime.

Lewis is fun to go to Ocas with, too. He was next to me, and he was getting me into it. He loved it. It was great. It was awesome. It was so funny, too, because me and Lewis, as soon as the concert started, Jay leaned in, he goes, looks good, doesn't he?

He looks good, Jay. Oh, I wait for the very, I wait for the very last. note to hit of beautiful people he did right yeah because it's such a hard ending the beautiful people giga gang gang and i went he looks fucking great doesn't he don't you look great he's all we kept he looks so good i go oh this next song he's gonna look so good on this next song it was so funny he looks fantastic right um he was great uh tristan was fun tristan i love that kid he's such a fun kid. And then Josh.

I mean, look, man. This is fine. Dude, I guess. Oh, maybe I missed a lot of stuff. I was not like right with Josh a lot. There was so many people that I'd like engage with. Every time I looked over, he was on his phone. I don't know what you have to be looking at.

Like in it, like Dan, looking at it or it or is filming. On it. On it. I don't know what I would, I get if you're making a video and then putting it up broke, whatever, but he was just on his phone and I was just like, I was just like, stop.

He's probably bummed that he wasn't attached to my hip the whole time. Well, I think you should, I think you should be next to you the whole time for now because when he gets unhinged from the J Matrix, he really does become like he's on the Nebuchadnezzar. When he's just floating in orbit? Yeah, he's just out there

as in fucking rags, not knowing what to do, man. Yeah, he seemed, he You look over. Every time I looked over, I got on a video. He's just on his phone checking some. We have these notes that are great. It says about Josh. It says freshen's up during zombie.

I don't know what that means. What does that mean? I've never, I got to be honest. Lou and Isabella were sitting next to it. And they were right behind Josh. And I couldn't believe when they told me this in the car that this happened. But I mean, you can tell it, Lou, because you got hit with it. During Rob Zombie, he was like, discontent.

He was, like, irritable. Like, couldn't, he kept criticizing zombie, like, some, something, something about the lyrics. You know, like, or, like, you know, need to double this up here. Why is he not loop it? Why is he not layering his guitars? Right for this. And then out of nowhere, he brings a spray bottle

and starts spraying in many different parts of his t-shirt. Squirt, squirt, squirt, squirt. And it is the loudest, I mean, it's the smelliest clone that it just wafted through the air. And Isabella, later, wrong when I drove her home she's like oh I smelled that I was wondering what the fuck that was he went with mobile cologne he brought cologne to a concert he had it in his pocket yeah I was nervous about bringing my fucking keys into the concert never mind a sundries kit I never

never thought of my life I don't wear a cologne but you put it on and then you leave the house yeah yeah Isabella said he didn't even have a bag so he just kept cologne in his pocket and spritz himself I thought he was flossing again That's what I was going to guess I mean he really At the Stones he was fucking flossing his goddamn teeth Oh that was that fucking

Don I looked at Dawn and she looked at me We were like is he fucking flossing at a concert He's like walk away I take dental health very serious Man I had a hamburger And sometimes that ground beef gets between my teeth I'll give him credit though He had a very funny line after

Rob Zombie just brought his wife out Yeah. Just to wave to the crowd for two seconds and then walk off. Well, Josh. She's because her a simp. Yeah, that guy's a sim. Yeah, that's what he said. Man, this guy's such a sim for that wife.

She's in every video on the screens. And then he brings her out and she's like, okay, hey. If I was Rob Zombie, you wouldn't even know I was married. You'd never see Don's face. She's pretty, he's excited about her, though. I guess. Oh, yeah, she's like his muse. And her age, she's still pretty hot.

Yeah, she's hot. I mean, look, they both look. good for their age. When he came out, though, he looked like Gandalf with that fucking wizard hat. Oh, yeah, no, he's aging. Yeah, that little, the turned-down

brim that he's into, it was definitely it's better than that stupid fucking 1950s biker hat he used to wear. That one right there. I don't like that one, that Genean Garoflow hat. I like his Garof hat. That alternative

comic hat. I love it so much. That floppy oh it's it got an apple hat right I don't know I think it's called an apple hat mm you hate it he's one of your Boston guys he's a Boston guy like you where's he from in Boston huh where's he from in Boston hell it matters on parts unknown yeah there he is right there he that it's so funny that Lewis called him Randy macho man zombie yeah snap into a slim gym outfit he does yeah macho man dead he came back Haverville Haverhill.

Haverill. Okay. Not Haverhill. I'm not from that dump. Haverill is a dump, actually. It's a fucking dump. It's a pretty ghetto town. Show Bobby the words Wissahicken and Kansha Hocken.

Let's see if he could nail those from reading it. I can read whatever you want. Whip it up. What's how? Haverill? Haverill. Haverill. Haveral.

And Worcester. It's not Worcester. Yeah, that's a weird. South Jersey's got Gloucester. It looks like Gloucester. I found out the accent, the New England accent is actually because it's where... A bunch of dumb, inbred Irish people? No, no, no, no.

It's because the English were there. And if you listen to it, it's actually we take the... It's kind of a variation on a British accent because they were there. It's like, you know, we take it a call. Co. Caw. Caw. It's when we turns to car.

That's disgusting. It's not that it's... It's fucking awesome. Dude, having the fucking Boston accent kid is the fucking best thing in the world. Time to make the sandwich. Yeah, for sure. If you're trying to get a new black kid out of a school or something, maybe, for sure. It's good for that.

You know, you're in the wrong fucking place guy. I got to tell you. I think the greatest thing is when a black guy has the Boston accent. I love that. I've never even heard that in my life. Oh, it's the best. K. Come here.

Just some black kid from the berry? I've never heard. You've never heard it? Black guy with a Boston accent? I love it. It's so cool. You barely hear black people with a lot. Philly accent, honestly.

Black people don't even take down the accent. There's the Boston accent. It's kind of phasing out now because Boston, all those towns are kind of rich now. And that local piece of shit Boston guy is... The townies are gone. The townies are gone. Southeast, all that shit's gone. But back in the day when I was coming up, Black kids had Boston accents.

Yeah. Come in a, Blahby. Have you guys a pipe fitter or a boy band? It's the two things you come out of Boston doing. You're a longshore fisherman or a fucking fifth member of a boy band. Yeah, you're a lobster fucking. It was either dancing in line with a bunch of my fucking buddies, or I was going to have to go become a longshore fisherman.

Yeah, that night was fantastic, bro. It was so fun, so good. And I would say perfect because we did the show, we did the little hang, went in, went to the VIP, on with the bathroom. I wish, because I'm a little older, I wish I got a little more time in the VIP. You know what I mean? I wish during Rob Zombie I could have went in there and just hung out and got a little snacky poo.

And I like to use that new technology where you scan it and someone just shows up with it. You know what I mean? Because the VIP was... The QR code? Yeah, I like that. I like that. I like that little scan it and the dude just shows up where you have curly fries. I was, I would want to use that a little more.

I hate getting VIP and not being able to use it till it's fullest. Well, like the seats I've gotten before, sometimes the seats I've gotten for basketball, you could scan QR and they bring it right to you. Yeah, like to not do that, even if you're not hungry, is to me a waste of, if you get that type of VIP. Yeah, you're going to have to buy $32 chicken fingers. Yeah, I mean, you have to. You have no choice. I mean, when we're leaving the VIP. When you have to do something, you have to do something.

You, unfortunately, and you're going to tell this to Dawn and break it to her however you want to break it to her, you have to buy a $4,000 for a dollar. I'm not buying that. I'm buying a... Then how are you going to get prosperity? Prosperity comes through the red, not through the money. It is the red. The money, the red. But it comes through, boy, that's the best red.

Why would it cost so much if it wasn't the best red? No, that. It's only a thousand. Which one is that? All right, fine. Oh, I like that too. I do like that too. I do like that one.

That one with the little gold ring? There you go. It's a thal. Easy. One G. Lay it out there. Don't even think about it. Tell Dawn, it's your life.

Oh, what is that? Is that a double gold ring? Yes. Three, actually. I like that. It's the Trinity. I don't, is it three gold rings? Yes, it's the train.

It's called a Trinity. Do they have an infinity one? Maybe I'll get that. Oh. Gold Infinity. Come on. What are you, a college girl? Maybe.

What you just learn about Dave Matthews band or something? Maybe. Maybe I'm a college girl. You don't know. You don't know I'm doing my weekends. You know what's so funny. That's your time. I did.

So I went from that concert and it was great about that too. We hung out. And when we left, gone. No traffic. No traffic. flew right home. It was perfect. There was enough food.

We had enough stuff. I mean, at the end, we were kind of doing drink and snack wars between me and you. That was pretty funny. Which I think I won, by the way. You did. I did.

I brought chips from Denmark. You know what it is? I think where that parking is, when you get out there, you're right on the highway where I think the rest of people, like the general lots are a walk down like a hill.

It's kind of an annoying. Right. They have shitty. I actually hate general parking at PNC. It's all. I've had to walk like a mile. I would never not do what we did again to go see a concert like that. By the way, little known secret.

I mean, again, I know money's tight. This isn't even a dig, but I would always thought when I didn't get like good parking was because in my mind it was like that's going to be like the $50 parking or something. And I'm telling you, like sometimes you go check. Oftentimes it just costs the same as it costs to park far away. Yeah. Like it's not that much more. I think those, when you buy that the VIP parking online,

It's like 40 bucks. I mean, worth every second of it. Yeah, without a doubt. Oh, we have to take a break? We have to take a break. I forgot, this is radio. I did go to another concert on Friday night. Oh, yeah.

I went to another concert. You did? Rocky Horror Picture Show Live. No. Oh, I thought you were upset about Tim Carrey, so you wanted to get some gay stuff. That really, what's flipping me out? It is weird, this whole thing online about him that he died for him. four years ago.

Really? What? There's a whole thing online right now where people were like, he died four years ago. And I remember hearing about him dying a while ago and now supposedly just died now. He had a stroke. No, no, no, no. He died four years ago. They just figured out, though, recently, that it was Colonel Mustard with the candlestick in the library.

That was a good one, dude. Way to end on him. Bobby Kelly's going to be in Saratoga, Spring. I'll live in it. September 11th and 12th. I don't, yeah, thank you, Jamie. I'm doing the Saratoga Springs Comedy Festival. What's a festival?

Festival, a lot of, a lot of good comics going up to it too. Go to Druthers. Did he fix your prom art? Huh? What's that? Did they fix your prom art? They did not. That's so funny.

No, old fat, mushy Bobby. Go to Druthers. Yeah, Druthers is Bob. You don't look like that picture, so go eat at Druthers. He's going to be there for that festival, September 11th and 12th. Brooklyn, New York on September 26th.

After that, Port Charlotte, Florida, Boston, and New Orleans. For tickets and all of his tour dates, go to punchup.com. Slash Robert Kelly, check out his YouTube channel at Robert Kelly Comedy. And, of course, every Tuesday night, come watch him live, doing what he do best. Down there at the Fat Black Pussy Cat Lounge to Comedy Seller. Make sure you listen to the OG podcast. You know what, dude. And, of course, the regs with Dan Sotomay Gomez and Joe List.

Also. Big Jokerson will be at the Funny Bone in Virginia Beach, September 11th and 12th. and Magubis in Baltimore, September 25th and 26th. After that, he'll be in Cleveland, Seattle, and Denver. For tickets and all of the tour dates, visit bigjaycom. And YouTube.com slash at BigJ. Okerson for his live video feeds and his specials. And be sure to check out Legion of Skanks and Story Wars wherever you listen. And we'll be right back with my Marcus King story.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh. What'd you do? Do you weird out of a celebrity? I hate when you do this. I did. All right, we'll be back. I'm just kidding.

I'm the weirdest one with celebrities. Oh, dude. You must have done something because you didn't even realize I was being joking. Facetious? I didn't think you would understand it if I said it. We'll be right back.