The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Proud Apology (feat. Ari Shaffir)

Episode Date: August 31, 2023

Pantera singer Phil Anselmo is sorry for his anti-Semitic antics.

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Not a lot of people know this song is about the late great smokey Robinson. It is? Yep. Still alive. Still alive though, yeah. Well, I did know that too. But um, did you know it was best smokey Robinson? Yeah.

Do you know things? What did I just say? Oh yeah, you bought the greatest hits the greatest hits album. No, I'm about a later album really I'm gonna let city when B&C got in the trance and dance music. Yeah They broke it up. They're like yeah, we gotta get this game to fuck the new world the future We're watching a bang. You said I told you a day you said you'd like to go to the, or are you not around the kisses last shows at Madison Square Garden? Ever?

Last show is ever. One of them. December 1st and second. Oh, I know. December 1st and second. I will not be able to be helping somebody with their special. Oh, shit. Those days.

Yeah, those two days. Damn. Try this out of there. Is it Gene Simmons of Kiss? Because we're going to be at that show. Oh, yeah. I'll go up on the screen there. Once I'm done setting up the chairs,

I'm at a subscribe guard. I'll be there. I just got to make sure the head counts and everything. Ari's going to be at the park to see, you know, I'm Ben Salem PA October 21st. Go to ryesjefear.com for tickets to that. There's, I don't wanna talk about this for like a week now. Yeah, the Phil and Sama, we went to go see

Metallica and Pantera together, Jacob and Jacob. What's wrong? What are you making the face for? Ari can't chew on. I know you're trying. I thought I turned it thought I turned it off. I did it. Yeah, I'm here again. How do you hear it from there? You pick up everything in this room. Yeah, damn. And then I get 50 emails about the excess of chewing. So I know it's good. Who are the emails from? Listeners who hate this? I don't mind it. I use this kind of ASMR to come. Oh, Jacob, you're feeling you see it, right? That one broke me. I thought I got it with the off. I've never got it

before. You did it right. This studio was hokey. Damn sorry buddy. If I could apologize with making it up too by crushing a fucking present I would do it but I can't. Jacob. Wait what were we just saying? We went to go see Metallica and Panterica. Did you sit in the snake pit? Oh I heard the snake pit was great. Well it's not where you want to say the snake pit right. Oh, that was been awesome Did this bald motherfucker just call everybody and say that I failed him or something Bobby? It's something called me crying. Oh Best place in the whole state the snake pit right? It's where you want to be. That's where you want to be. Well, we've not a fewer child what you would have hated it

What you say Christine? We've been in it. I've been in the snake pit I've been in there before I must have heard this kid more. I got a set list. No place for a job away. Oh, yeah of whom Matata Wow, was it on metal? It took so many pictures. By the way, I took so many pictures that looks like I was just Touches leg. I was so close This snake pit in the snake pit when smokers Metallica play that one now they didn't cover they didn't cover ABC they left that one off the list both nights actually fucking it is

We saw pantas we started watching the old Clips of Phil and soma the leasing singer of Pantera leading up to the show Where they would say he'd give these borderline Race his speeches. No one of those like you know what he's trying to say. He's just not nailing it and So he would have this rehearsed but right before the same song on every show on one of these tours you can watch Compilations of him coming out. He does the look. I'm you thought it was like a one night drunken thing it's his set like on the set list it says you know Phil speech well many says I don't have a problem with any race or greed or kind of but it's saying that is a great

course to get into exactly I don't have a problem with any race or creed, but this weather's great. Yeah, next thought. I'll be right in the book, I think. But the buffalo dresses are delicious. The big butt commas, and he's basically saying, he's doing my nervous little mother who is not not a Cheryl Oak or something Terry only as close only as she not really she not racist she just like the She would be so upset if someone thought she was racist and she when black lives matter happened she kept

Telling me I don't like that. It's all lives matter. I'm like. Oh, no, no, no, you don't even know like what? Yeah, I'm like it's just I know why you think that. Yeah, it's matter. And I'm like, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, including that in the matter. It's a big deal. So I felt like Phil and Sama was doing that thing a little bit.

He's like, so because he was like, if it's cool to have pride in being black, why is it not okay to have pride in being white? And you just kind of like, there has been. You're like, sure. Yeah. He also goes a little haywire.

When white starts taking pride, it gets a little dicey. Yeah. So they, so we watched these speeches because they're very, very funny. And then someone's, have you seen this, Rick or seen? I have. This guy, or someone's, I'd saw this a while ago too and somehow forgot about it because he gives an excuse that's not great. But I don't know, where are you, what you do to, so funny to watch the screen and click it from the racist to Black Lou. It's a really tough over there. This is the end of his set at DimeFest.

DimeBash in 2016. By the way, let me point out the host of this, the very own CERA 6M's Jose Mangan that only knows Jay from the show. But he knows the shoot out of me. I wonder who has a trashier audience? Dime Fest or Skank Fest? Dime Fest.

Trash. Just straight, I see people can't get ends. No. It's not, that's probably a more volatile crowd. Might be a little aggressive, but also a little older too. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But this is how he ended his set, Phil and Samo. And I'll have to explain this to you, because it's sort

of visual. We have to hear it out. And we'll do it with volume. But now tonight, let's start the live. He's hailing Hitler. Definitely drunk. This is the right day of the show. White power.

Then he's screaming whiteK. on the shelf. White power. And he's scrupulous white, so he wouldn't do this What's a fat fill super racist? Yeah, I always want to try to justify somebody else. He can't play a character. Oh he's just seen look up the thing He gave an excuse. It's not I Think I if I'm correct. Yeah, the excuse he made was do you remember this? No, I wanna hear this. Oh, it's juicy. They're drinking,

I- He was saying you should change the power buttons from red to white because the red kind of draws the eye too much, so he goes white power. Buddy, it's, it's as ridiculous as that. Okay. He says a big thing, they were making jokes all weekend about everybody drinking white wine.

They were drinking white wine all week and I think and he was like they were making the joke like white power like white wine powers like the joke. Now here's the thing. That is fantastic Lewis J logic, but this is I don't know about that one. They were drinking what white wine? Yeah, apparently this joke had been made already. joke about the white power. Apparently this joke had been made already. It early the night. They're saying back something right that is context. You do a lot of humor.

For sure. Yeah. For sure. Did you find anything Christine? I'm looking it up now. But he does a 10 out of 10. See. Hyle. I mean, he for a drunk guy.

Yeah, he nails it twice. Twice. But I think the joke is like hail white wine Jacob no, you didn't hear what he said It's about hailing white wine you see May let me read this go back up Go back up this is Get to the article

Yeah Dude Jacob's queasy from that Mr. H.O.d Imagine both those together what What? I got something new. That's very interesting. This was came out in 2023. No, well, that's going to be an issue. Yeah, I think it's resurfaced again. It's kind of like this happened. It was being resurfaced. It's not resurfaced implies it was buried in some way. I'll tell you what. It was always just as they were. It was there. What happened was this happened while Pantera was far over.

Right. So nobody cared. Nobody cared. That's the best about the hellcogun when he said the N-word. And it was like, but it was a part of a video that people already talking about years early when he's like swapped wives or something. And people like, wait, how do we not know? But it's like, oh no, I made it to the end of this point.

It was the end. And everyone just watched it and stopped. Yeah, yeah. But that is the thing. So it kind of just, we talked about this and it went away because you were like, well, they're never gonna be prominent again, but then they got back together with the two other members.

That picture looks like he's trying to make out a Nazi flag in the distance. Oh, you're right. Yeah. The guy's got a intense face. Oh, that's going the right direction. I don't want the Hindu thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there those swastikas going the right direction?

Yeah, looks hateful. He goes, he's pissed off, he goes. Yeah. The goat's sacrificing now, where I'm not going to be out of here. He's actually looking at the black Air Force guy in the ad in this I'm letting these guys in now Air Force was all white all right Yeah, so so what's this exponent? Okay, so we told this explanation. So what else?

So so what's this exponent? Okay, so we told this explanation. So what else? We're we headed sorry Yeah, we jumped away from that article. Oh, yeah, let me pull that one back Yeah, we got so many we're showing you were right about the white wine thing Where's that that's right here you go back to that because I was first thing I see on Sanlo's initial reaction to the uproar was to make light of it saying white power was an inside joke because he'd been drinking white wine backstage. No apologies for me. And that's that.

But it says keep going down. It's changing within a couple days. A couple days. It was ugly. It was uncalled for. He said in his January 30th. But yeah, remember the apology video. Go to his apology for. He said in his January 30th. But I remember the apology video. Go to his apology video. It's great because he's still the apology video is pretty good from

Phil and so I'm not. You fucking forcing him. Yeah. I thought it was an inside joke with the crowd. Now he's saying he was the crowd didn't know. crowd knew he probably makes I'm drinking white wine Yeah, you're gonna a lot of white wine backstage. So I say white power understand that contextually They'll hit their white power. All right. We'll see you guys later See you guys around You just got and saw mode You know who else drank white ate Eight off. Are you? Are you human? Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to

film. That's wrong. We can still get it. This guy is mad. Yeah, I want to say to all the clakes and the spooks my bad Filvee transformer There was basically response all by heat up and getting that deserve completely I was at the dime-bash and it was extremely late at night. There was heavy-duty talk between myself and those who love dime and heavy emotions were flowing.

Jokes were made like st- And you know when I get reminisce and I get racist, I guess. Yes. Do you think house core records is happy to be part of this video? I don't know. I'm dying to see how he brings this around.

Yeah, we're all talking. We're emotional. He goes, dying, dying. We're telling stories around memories. And then a dawn, dawn, we wipe out. I know there's no black people here, and I'm having a blast. I'm looking left, I'm looking right, I'm seeing all happy white faces up. There's ever a better time. That's like when the guy on the

Eagles, Riley Cooper, said it on film at a, but it was a Kenny Chessney concert he was like I'm good to go Got nailed nailed Heavy emotions were flowing jokes were made backstage That transpired upon the stage and it was ugly It was uncalled for Anyone who knows me and my true nature always do always do that. No, that's not me. They know that's not me. They always say that.

They say that I have a lot of black friends. I enjoy Martin. That poor guy, I think he's watching my butt. I've enjoyed the work of Jeff from all state. He was watching my butt. Uh... I enjoyed the work of Jeff from Allstate. What are the bouncers that I think I... I think was... No, no, that was last year. And the black fellow that delivers pizzas in my area.

The black crow is the one my favorite player. And it was ugly. It was uncalled for. And anyone who knows me and my true nature knows that I don't believe in any of that. I don't want to be part of any group. I just want. I'm an individual. And I'm so literally has played in a group. Interesting. That's true. I look at me as living in his name. I'm a tourist league in a group. Yeah. Um, it's a weird, he's not saying he's a guy. He's saying I'm a part of that. I don't want to be part of that. I'm not part of a group.

I have my own thoughts. Now look, do they fall in line with some severe white supremacy? Yeah. They're recruiting me to be in their group. I'm telling you, I'm not. Yes, possibly. I don't do frets Yeah, I'm not gonna yeah, but

Do I fall in line with the same belief system sure all day long? But you know should have kept it backstage with the white wine white power If he's signed up by power All of the given I would absolutely forgive him if he does it again to very any goes Philip H and Somo signing off White pal Oh, damn it wait, don't send that one out and you just cut that fingers. No wait. I have to edit 1000%

apologetic to anyone that took offense To what I said because you should have taken a f- I realize it's like if you took- alright I see what they're saying. If you took a fence I assume you're some whiny Jew or a rogue black at my show. Y'all crawled out of the ground like you maggots over here a good rock and roll Phil Phil Phil They are maggots and they can do wherever they are You crawl out of whatever ground you want I am so sorry and I hope you just the man give me another chance to

They go hey sit on your bench swing on your porch It makes you look, uh, wait a minute. Hey guys, just out here having a hot tea on my porch. Your country porch. To scare man, other chance. I love all of you. And anyone who's met me, anyone who knows me knows it. I love all of you.

Pleasure. So funny. I love in videos where they don't edit out them looking for the thing to stop the video. It's one of my favorites to look for every time. It probably the only thing to stop from hailing Hitler. I don't get. I mean, we were very emotional.

It was very emotional backstage. We had drinks. We're all talking about time. We were talking about dime bag. Next thing you know, we're talking about white power and a white ethno state. These things happen. We know that. Yeah, dot, dot, dot, the drinks keep coming. We have great ideas about what we actually found some real tangible ideas to ship the blacks out. We had some real like some real meat and potato stuff where I think we can get something off the ground here. At least the migration of shorts. Going back to Africa is in their future.

I was just kidding way power. Yeah. We're going to give him Ohio. Since he apologies I way power. What's the new thing? Because now that resurface. Oh yeah. Can't hold after frontman's Nazi salute prompts fans back. Why don't you share it so black Luke and read it too.

Was it new? Did you have new fans? Wanna wear no. Phil and saw him was 2016 salute and shout of white power have come to have come back to haunt him as German and Austrian venues refuse to host the metal band. I mean Of all places are over correcting much gang Now I got a cancel. I had a head new headshot shoot. I was doing it in an old concentration camp Three shows of Panthers forthcoming reunion tour have been canceled this week seemingly due to a 2016 incident in which frontman Phil and Soma made a Nazi slut named

white power to concert is that all. As consequence reports, the revered Texas metal band who have not toured more than 20 years were dropped from the lineups of Germany's rock emerying and rock and park festivals early this week. that sucks. The promoter of the festival set a public backlash to Pantera's booking as the reason for dropping the band's saying the decision was made due to intensive conversations with artists, our partners and you, the festival fans. I bet there was other musicians like, they shouldn't be here.

Really? If they're Nazis, we don't want, like don't read the store, don't care, it's like, it's easy to take this thing. I get metal fest. Yeah, I don't know. They're probably the store don't care. It's like it's easy to take a stand to get metal fast Yeah, I don't know they're probably like hey cool with Nazis. No, oh, yeah, why would you think that? No, I just burn churches Why notice you you're a metal band and you're wearing those football pads with juice skulls on them Yeah, okay, I could see why okay, I get where your angle is on this, but Oh, now I see where you're going these Jews were not these were already killed these Jews

Nothing to do with us. Why should we not use their skulls? What that's pretty crazy? They're gonna refund fans if you got tickets for just them Yeah, go up. We're seeing Please Yeah, of course. Go up. Christine, please. According to the blabber mouth, at least part of the back lashed to the band's German bookings. I heard that. Yeah. From the... You're a Jew!

I came from the German green party at a recent Nuremberg. I'm a city council meeting. A spokeswoman for the party criticized and some most repeated use of Nazi slogans and ideology. Instead, it irresponsible to book the band given the fact that rock and ring takes place in Zeppinfield a former Nazi party rally ground. It's the best place to do this. Yeah. What actually I requested it to you there. You fill on some of things every time like Nazi skeletons came out of the ground and they all started thriller dancing together. Boom, bang, boom, bang, boom. not see skeletons came out of the ground they all started thriller dancing together. Bombayno bombayno bombayno.

Don't really dare. Gink gink. Do you ever see the video of the comedian in like the 60s German comedian tricking the old Germans into saying how Hitler? No. This is after the war, way off to the war. And he's just like riling him up, riling him up and he just throws in a high and they all just respond.

They go, oh fuck. It was like, it was like a high, and they all just just spawn. They go, oh fuck! It was like, it was like a video that? Yeah, it's great. That's why. He's like, rarararying him. Oh, you gotta show it. He does it so well. How many generations had to get past there before people were like,

oh, we only heard this guy was a mad man, and not some people going like, pretty fun time in Germany, actually. Yeah, because he's all like 60 year olds like, oh, you were in the party. This was like, oh, you were in the party. This was 20 years ago, you were in the fucking party. But just the guy who was just had a bakery. Uh-huh.

And was it in the Nazi, you know, when he just went and he goes, I was pretty good to be a German in Nazi Germany. Dude, when I was in Paris, I was like, it must have been so great to be a German and occupied Paris. Oh, yeah.

You fucking ran that town of anyway. It's like, no, it's a full, it's a full Frank for the Swedish Maybe I'll fucking beat your ass if you don't go shave your arm. That's him 1973. Oh Johnny Pichard Gotta do sound let's do a with sound this time Wait, I don't know why it's not letting you know what says the video has no sound. We've got the wrong one Fucking don't don't take sound away from charge Wow, we look like we look weaker as a unit now. Yeah, we do everything I bet no one's names in security lose running off to gay Scarsions, which is a mimosa?

Bring them because that was your part of trash can full of you. I think it's time to get loaded We're having a party. Jacob had nice job. Jacob you want a shotgun one with me? Yeah, we're gonna wine Why not you don't get loose Just resting victim voice. Yeah, go out there. Just are making out with the security girl Whatever get over here beautiful Johnny Buchard wait back it up. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that sounds very similar to... No, no, no, no, no. He's getting him ready.

He's like hip-hip, like he's doing that kind of shit. Like a hooray, you know. Yeah, let's do it. 26 seconds. This is insane. Let's say the setup of it. What's happening? No, I mean that we can't play this with volume.

Say it well, take it, sorry, it's taking it, sorry. Are you guys getting up now? Look, why do you keep stopping? I hear it. It's describing me absolutely mad. Who stops it? I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. What's happening? No, I mean that we can't play this with volume Are you guys? Why do you keep stopping? I hear it. It's this driving me absolutely I

Stopped it by I thought you guys couldn't hear you said can we get well It's not the same thing on screen here that you have up there. Let's just watch that one But for the love of God I'm gonna have I'm gonna unplug my microphone start kicking I don't know what the hell is going on with zoom. I'm just trying to so the loop can see what do you think they've stopped us from watching people hail Hitler Have we reached our amount for the day? Have we reached our amount of hail Hitler? Hey, babe. Hey, babe. She Oh oh I thought you guys were gonna say wine good lord is it Nazi like that anymore that's like a fucking American history X Nazi they're all there and even it gets a quote in the Nazi stuff, it tends to be I think it's really been watered down

pretty much down to Memorobrily is well. I feel it's like I feel it's like garbage here It's like what are you looking for why did you test this? I was gonna put the water on the ice that I forgot to put water in there So doesn't that cool it faster when it's ice water Me just put ice yeah take both of. I don't understand what we're talking about. I was chilling the wine. Take both of these. I should not be passing this over the computer. It's totally fine.

You're doing great. Um, I'm not see like that. I think I think it's going down to who's left in there? Look, that documentary, who's younger, the skinheads USA, like it's always it is funny, like arguing. The it's never like, well, they started learning that. That's when they got those Richard Spencer and those guys to do it. Now you're looking at like brandy sipping cigar smoking, beautiful study that they're in, like preaching that shit, because technically it's always been a guy who runs like a tire farm and has a bunch of like runaway teens live at his house and doing God knows what and saying.

And that's what they do. I mean, that particular documentary when it shows a bunch of like teen kids who would be like watching MTV at that age are sitting around watching like, they're watching like a Hitler speak to Hitler youth video and they're talking like he's just mutton chop fucking losers just sitting there going look at his kids face man this Hitler youth playing the drums

dude his face that's that's real that's white power right there man the fuck up these guys literally have a dold on set acne and shit. They're all fucked up, but they're That's what it is like the dribs, you know, I mean it's like the shittiest people They got a blame somebody they had a chance No exactly the way black people blame cops you don't fucking talk about Lou You're always blaming it all on cops Why wait to work? Motherfucking police. Wayne Brady is pansexual.

I think he's just trying to get his name out there for something again. You know, I mean, you know, the problem is who's line it was and there don't be cares anymore. Here's what happened. The non-threatening corny black guy. Yeah, went away. It's just thin, the herds thinned out. It's so many of them now that everyone just wildly accepts. So now he's got to go, I'm going to do you one better. I'll fuck anything.

How's the name in blackmailed of sorts? He's got the he's the lead into crisis right? Let's make a deal host. I'm not saying he's not making money. It's not that this guy wants to be in head. I'm doing this for me. Exactly. Like It's not that this guy wants to be in headline for me exactly like Why are you telling the press this? This is why everybody wouldn't they get mad at a Comic for posting about like their private plans and like that and like people like should they not take a picture and they're in a private Plan is like yeah, but you're posting it here him telling the press that he's doing that he's bought It's like who needs to tell the world what you are well. She just maybe he's being

Black man, which is possible. Mm-hmm sounds racist the way you say that well having a Louis Anderson That's the famous but the Anderson getting black male doesn't sound as racist as Wayne Brady. Oh black male I bet Louis Anderson you see the effect those butt cheeks for her. I bet he was getting black male Ooh, you just got posthumously big Jade. Ah! Ah! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I like how Luke plays that across his arms when he plays it too.

Like, I'll read it DJ. You gotta go one air for that. Just in this episode, I can already tell, Luke, it's fully come around to it, by the way. Look at Reddisfaces, Laffin. It's good to feel useful. He wants to hate it. He wants to hate it, but he loves it.

That's so great. This is what makes you shine. Go ahead, pal. I got you back. I love the physical effect of it, but the audience at home can't see that. So I'm glad that, you know, the... What?

I give Debbie metal horns and I stick my tongue out. Everybody knows what's up and you get Jade. Everybody knows what's up. I'll take a Hogi Jade. You gotta get a Hogi Jade. Hogi Jade. He also says, by the way, another word for this is bisexual. He says bisexual with an open mind So he's probably into like train train trains

Wow, okay, you can't mind blow for anybody. No Yeah, bisexual the mate which bisexual will only fuck other bisexual Okay, it's like Yeah, I had a reception on both sides. It's fuck yeah, fuck you fucks you so by girls by girls We'll hook up with each other because we're gonna go up the by girls, but right But more yeah, I feel like a by guys fucking Katie. I just get pointy. Yeah Now we know it's been squeezed by butt cheeks It's a much these butt cheeks. I had it some butt cheeks. Pan cheeks.

Bisexual. Yeah, there's only blow in my mind. Yeah, that's gotta be something, but I must have, he fucked a guy and then somebody was like, oh, I'm gonna tell everybody. He was like, fuck, I gotta get ahead of this. Let me get ahead of it. That'd be my guess. Pan it up.

You know, you should feel bad about this, who this is bad news for? You see, Alfonso Rabieros. What? You're Brian Gumbels. You're a mod for shots because now everyone's going to go, oh, so if you're like a, a suit wearing not tough guy black bad ass black guy, you must be. You're probably into fucking everything.

B.C. Yeah. Yeah. Mr. Hands. That's how we're going to lose Wayne Brady to Mr. Hands, deaf. He's going to pay. He's going gonna get a prize stallion to come fuck us But blow his ass all out and then die healthy again. It's crazy as you know That's how we lost Rony what you know somebody like after the mr. Hand video know that like some like other people have tried that still

Oh, yeah, yeah, that's like that guy didn't get it right. Yeah, what are doing skank fest and Vegas again? Didn't get it right last time. Let's nail it it hurtck. I didn't get it right. Yeah, what are we doing Skankfest in Vegas again? Didn't get it right last time. Let's nail it. It hurt, but I didn't get it right exactly. There's no six in jump We get we had to come back and give them the city It's a great place to think Wayne Brady. Uh, I guess His team Malibu Canyon. Yeah, he's very wealthy. I got a story for you. What's that? So we booked him for this, not happening. Wayne Brady. Yeah, he was going to tell you the gay story. Maybe he was going to come out then. Anyway, my job was to call all the comedians, make sure they're on pace for preparing their story and getting ready. And the non-comedians was a little like more hands-on. Like how you doing with

this, like, you know, maybe tell this to your you can go over it a little bit so you're not coming up there in an audience excited to get Wayne Brady I remember you know from the Chappelle show and sure big name big name yeah and uh so like we'll get them on the phone you can I couldn't do this to could do that you can do that you can finally can do it and it's like the city's out in the mountain somewhere like but he's gonna take 30 minutes okay great I was. I was like, hey, thanks for taking time, but I know you're out in the woods, somebody goes, I'm not in the woods. Oh, it's said you're in the mountains.

I'm not, and I'm just like immediately, I'm fucking, okay. I don't know how to handle it. I'm nervous. I was like, okay, all right, sorry, I don't know, somebody said, but you were in the woods, I don't know. The point is, thanks for doing the show.

I'm really glad you're okay. I'm like, yeah, so the deal is just a story. I mean, you know, you're great, but I don't know how much experience you have with like a live audience, but like, you know how much experience I have with a live audience? Jesus. And I was like, oh, yeah, no, I just mean like I stand up

like a, you know, he's like, all right, man. Cancel the next day. Really? Yeah. Jesus. Just pissy celebrities. I love it. Just pissy it if you don't fucking count out to him.

They're just like, yeah. I got right. Would you feel better about it if you found that was a day? He tasted another man's dukey on his boyfriend's dickhead. Come on, dude, that's a double big jade. Eh, eh, eh. That's all right, that's a double big jade It's so worth the weight every time my god, so such a long way such a long such a great weight Most of this you don't disagree. You love it so hard. That's not what the way. That's just dude

That's 20 seconds right asking you about what happened on but fuck Island Christ almighty sweet sweet Lord Yeah, I think if you're a nerd if you're a nerdy black guy now. Yeah, you're fucked now yeah you fucked yeah well dressed handsome guy All right, what do you want to try what do you got right on down to me the presents? Rose Yes, the strong one what do you mean the strong one 12-cent alcohol half a bottle two cans of rosé full bottle wine Okay, what else we got the others are cocktails those are 6% so we have peach Peach moza or peach and most peach moza, okay peach moza blood orange just blood orange. Yeah, yeah, celtzer

Moosa, they're all mimos okay except the rosé okay passion fruit. Yeah, and mix berry Well, you know how I'm against race mixing so I'm gonna pass that one up, okay. Passion fruit. Yeah. And Mixberry. Well, you know, I'm against race mixing. So I'm going to pass that one up. Okay. I'm going to go with these are just the jokes with the beer backstage. Yeah, we were drinking mixed berry mimosas. Yeah, we were making jokes back. We were making jokes about mixing the berries. And then you know, like mixing them and that that's not right. Well, I'll tell you what he called it. He called it like a half-breed cell. So yeah, no, yeah.

Tell you what, in honor of the Maui fires and I'd like to apologize for the cigar I put down and the woods there. I apologize for controlling the weather. Yeah, I will not setting them rain immediately. I'll put it out. I will have the Lilyly-coi one. Please, if you don't mind. Passion fruit.

Passion fruit. Yep. Gotcha. Coming up. Jason. Dude, the rose, hey dude. I'm always delicious. Get there. It's delicious. Do people actually like hearing you chew? I've actually got some immediate life feedback, and I think they actually do like when you do it. They don't like Jacob so much, but they really love yours. Yeah. Uh-huh.

There it is. As baby, but as deep boy, he's been a real, as deep boy. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Jacob, the best. The best. Take a break. Jacob the best the best Well, it's little hurry

Well, there's only one way to wash that down with a cold cool Passion fruit my most campaign wine company Present what's present what does that mean? I don't know what the name brand was present. Oh, you know, I wanted to present it No, he wanted to present. He wanted to show us a packer and see what we all said By the way, these are great chilled very nice to chill. Yeah, they did show nice. Yeah, mm-hmm guys enjoy white Or do your campaign right now white Hell Hitler everybody and I'm just saying that my 20-30 shows have been canceled after the 20-30 videos resurfaced. Apparently the bonfire where they busped up strung up people of other races.

I don't know what this thing was. They made it a real thing. Delicious, right? Delicious. Oh, get yours right now, campaign1company.com. We're hanging with our A fear. I think we'll have a few minutes when we come back probably two reads We got two reads though. Who knows we'll see we got Wayne Brady taking us out. Is this Wayne Brady? Oh nice Better than my show He a lot of the series

Why is he doing this? Show his talent. Oh, and what did I like, guys? And girls and trains and things up my butt! Man, I am jazz. You're right back, everybody. Hang on to rhfearrheesphere.com. Be right back everybody. Hang on to rhfearrishfear.com. Make sure you get tickets for our show.

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