The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Pushing My Buttons (feat. Joe DeRosa)

Episode Date: January 5, 2023

Joe DeRosa fills in for Dan and hates on all of Jay's favorite music.

On Big J. Ocarson, you can listen to full 2 hour long episodes of the Bond Fire 2 hours! That's a real commitment to us. Well, it's on Series XM or with the SXM app. It's easy, just go to SeriesXM.com slash Bond Fire for a special offer. And now, the Bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder. Next break, I got a rip in the one of these sunbitches. Yeah. I'm starving. I brought some Joey Rose's sandwiches for the crew.

Joey Rose's 1- one seven one one seven four ribbing one seven four ribbing to me almost I had it. Yeah, say which is in the game. You were close. I almost sitay. I almost couldn't bring any because we were how to DOH thing happening. But that was going well and I was able to send a kid to send make some sandwiches. They find out you've been fucking all the meats. the sun makes some sandwiches. They find out you've been fucking all the meats. It was just it was a cheese a Swiss cheese a Joey Rose when he's done with him. Yeah, I went well. I was dry run, but it went well. Yeah, it was good. Thank you for

asking. I had him stressful. I had him playing this song here. Mint conditions. Pretty brown eyes, because we were saying before about a song taking you to a place in your head. Yes This is always a big one. This was my nervous dance with Janessa Farageli Janessa yeah, wow What you Jersey piece of shit yeah Janessa fungle fungalizo Fungalizo Janessa Muffongu Lalisa the other girl though like the girl They did not have a man the Montavani and Janessa Farah Galley Dude you to pop

Everyone has a nice goal you to pop to what over Samantha Montavani Pretty hard buddy. I remember you still would pop what over Samantha Montavani. She's still hot When I was a my school my friend Jim Wasn't Italian. He was one of the only non-atallians. I know And we're hanging out. We're gonna hang out on a Friday and he goes you go to see if Karen can hang out too And I go she can't she says she's hanging out with Vito tonight. And he's goes Vito Jesus fucking That is a Jesus Christ name, Vito.

It is truly like disgusting. That's how a Dino, if you know a Dino, a Dino's bad one. Look, Dino, Vito, a Enzo, go fuck yourself. Oh, we're like a Giovanni. Oh God, yeah, Gino, the name Gino's just teetering on it. Yeah, like I'll accept it, probably just because I know

Biscontent. Yeah, that's it. Yeah. Any other Gino I want to poke in the eyes like a stooge. We know a veto, right? Doesn't bet. Peter Coulise used one for a betting team. Yeah, yeah, all right.

We know veto. We know we, yeah. I'm just saying if someone's telling you their friends and those in an interview, you're like, these guys are gonna suck dick. And they're all wearing leather jackets, you know it's spring. Um, way they were, and they wearing the shirts

that Jacob got, but not for racing. Oh, it's just that material. First of all, the new thing with these dumb Degos is a rock and fucking soccer jerseys Fuck you. Oh Oh, acting like they really care about their Italian soccer teams I saw them because they all want to go to Italy and shave down some animal and bring her back here. She was hot underneath all that I saw mom on the airplane. We were flying back from Florida.

So a mom on the airplane was flying back from Florida. She was in first class with her two under 10 year old sons and they had two first class, which that just pisses you off when you see two kids in first class. It bugs me. Oh yeah. Oh, they don't even know what they're getting

and how much it cost. And she was full on trophy wife. In her two kids, one of them had dark hair, but the top entire top part was dyed blonde. Sick. And that no, not in the way you're thinking. Oh, in like a growing up goddy way. Yeah. I got to the other kid had corn rows. White. Yeah, they were both. Yeah, they were both like white. Like they were like, like goddy had corn up goddy type kids how old was he would you say if you were like eight year olds? Well god it bugged me that means she made the decision for corn rose Yeah, well she probably About getting like little kids like funky hair cuz, you're making such a decision for those.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. The kid with the mind. Was he into Joly? Was that the thing? He was like, yeah, this is my baby. And he's got a pretty cool mull hawk. Yeah, that bugs me.

It bugs me. He had decorating your kids. Just nothing else to do. I mean, look, if it's your baby, then who cares, I guess? Like, you're the one that's got to take care of everything. But when it becomes a We know my daughter's half Hispanics. She was born with Pierce deers, but at least it's how it looks and pictures I think once the head came out they were pierced in the ears they go, hey, don't push don't push don't push

Before they all right push push You might want to cut that chord You might have to cut that chord. You might want to cut that chord now. But yeah, that thing, that song I always play is we were talking during the break about songs that really shoot you back to a place. We've talked about this in the show before, but that's when it always hits me for sure.

But you talk about going back in time, like bands like Genesis and shit like that, take me to sitting in the back of my mom's car on the radio zone, that's such a big one. 1000%. Yeah, and that's what Yacht Rock does a lot for me too. That generation of like, Ambrosia and all that stuff. Bums me out, which is why I don't like when we are with Sal, and you guys talk me into getting high, and then he starts playing those songs and get all freaked out thinking about the backseat of my mom's car. Why is it freaking out?

What happened to the backseat of that car? It's just depressing to me like it's it's not a time time is passed Here's no no no no not that at all. It's there. They're I think we've talked about this We might have talked about this on the sexual show There are there are certain songs that remind me of sitting in the back seat of my mom's car going to see my grandfather in the hospital as he was dying Sure, one of them was against all odds by Phil Collins One of them is hello Oh, man. Those are such great songs. Uh simply read simply read if you don't know me by now. Yes. Oh, yeah

Definitely a geez 16 years That song Betty Martinez That guy looks so great. That's his name Betty Mark Now, but yeah, do the picture to him always he's like He's always giving like hands out God damn this and I don't like hate the songs necessarily anymore

You think of your grandfather dying. It's not even that my, it's so weird. Just the back of your mom's car was always going to a bad place. Yeah, it's that. It's more like, I remember going to the hospital and the alcohol that was outside, how dark it was in the back seat,

walking into the hospital that smell, like having to sit there, it was somber. It's more of that stuff than like oh my grandfather Was you know the difference also in these songs to my mom was young when she had me so like Driving around in the car like I thought we were doing something cool Do you know I mean if we were in the car like a little bit longer listening to music and my mom's smoking cigarettes out the windows Like this rules, okay, I got you so like these songs always like not this one I think the song blows under any circumstance.

This song sucks. Yeah. Simply read. Oh God. And that was just his name. I thought the band was simply read. I know I suck that too. I know.

Doesn't that suck? Yeah. What a dead bag. Wasn't he Australian too? It's something. I think so. Yeah. I think he was one of those guys where I finally like heard him in an interview

I was like wait, what? You know, I'm just gonna start calling Ed Sheeran simply read. Shut up simply read. He can go fuck himself too. Sheeran. Well, they're all. Seems like a cool guy, but I hate his music. Dude, that's the kind of music that I don't understand like the Well, one like he's did the same thing too. He came out just being like, you know, like singer songwriter, guitar player, and now he's got like, like dance songs and shit, right? Like he's gone completely pop.

And Taylor Swift. It's kind of poppy. He's always poppy, but it's like not like dance music. No, he's doing the same thing Taylor Swift did. And Christine fell asleep on this. You could brush and tell you to bring this up before Christine go on the Hulu, the impact thing of Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift, they did a whole little piece about her, you know, breaking ticket master and everything. Yeah. You have the ticket master, it's just like the tickets are like, immediately $5,000 a piece. Okay. And, but they go to her biggest fan in the world who I put his name in here somewhere through this guy. And you just need, I wish

I had one just super flamboyantly gay fan who just made non-stop fan videos for me. Really seems to get people going. Is it that guy here on the thing? It's Steven, where's the name? Steven Sullivan. Yes, Steven Sullivan. Oh, Sullivan. It looks like Sullivan. It's you know, I have to go to the thing that probably finds Steven Sullivan just jamming out to Taylor Swift. Does he like going viral? Is it the biggest Taylor Swift fan or something? Yes.

Okay. Steven Smith. Sullivan. Steven Sullivan. Nick, he's got to be hot about this because she was the biggest Taylor Swift fan, right? Oh, Glazer. Yeah, this guy's stepping in now.

See Glazer was on the mass singer. Oh, she was. Yeah. What'd she sing? A bunch of stuff. What did she do? Well, like did she play? Yeah, the show went.

She got like, do win. Can you win? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. She got like, uh, third place, I think. Oh, shit. All right. That's cool.

What was her cost to? Um, and I get ice princess or something. Okay. Something like that. Alright, I got to watch this show. I mean, they got Giuliani. I got all kinds of things. You got to watch the mass singer, you think?

No, I was just saying. Yeah, please don't. It was on my mom's face. I like when Ken Jeong does a fake walkoff. Oh, the whole, the panel for the mass singer is, I mean, cheeseed out. I don't know, it's so like corny. They're wearing like the glitter jackets and all that shit.

Just the whole thing is like, they're guessing about stuff. That is always, and it is the dig on the show, but it is funny. They're like, I'm gonna guess, I don't know, that it's like, is it Oprah Winfrey? And then they come down and it's like, no, it's a person who used to be on suits on USA. It's like never as famous as they make the person to be.

Is it former president Barack Obama? It goes, oh no, it's Dwayne Wayne from a different world. Is Kadeem Hartison? Did you watch Life is Short, the Warwick David Show? Yeah. No. That bit they did in the finale where Val Kilmer comes to hang out with them. And he's like, oh, I've got a great idea. And he makes Val Kilmer put on the Batman mask.

And he brings him in to meet his assistant. And he's like, guess who that is? And she's like, I don't know, it's Batman. And she's like, guess who it is, though. Guess who somebody that played Batman, very famous person, though, I'm friends with him. And she goes, Christian Bell. And he goes, nope.

And she goes, Michael Keaton. And he goes, nope. And he goes, George Clooney. He goes, nope. And she goes Christian Bell and he goes nope, and she goes Michael Keith goes nope. She goes George Clooney goes nope. She goes Adam West. Every guest before battle. That's so funny man. All right, Steven Sullivan. I'm starting to see also one looks like Nick Mullin. That's funny.

That's funny. He does look like Nick Mullin. Christine, the one that's moving right now play because I can already tell it's great. Do this guy has got a thing going And that's what he does. He goes holy shit that looks like Nick Mullin. He makes his money She's Nick Mullin's personality is We start saying this is Nick Mullin just tell the world he goes by the way. I just see no Nick Mullins personality is the opposite of it. We start saying this is Nick Mullins. Just tell the world he goes, by the way, I just see no Nick Mullins been pretty busy.

You guys thought he was had a comedy for a bit, but he just been busy. We should see if we can get Nick Mullins to do Taylor Swift lip syncs, even if he doesn't even if he doesn't his own way and just put them out there and say, this is Steven Sullivan. But this guy says his mission is like,

what he does in his life right for a living is ranks Taylor Swift songs, okay, and then things along with them so I don't understand the internet at all man I don't know wait, but I don't understand why is he? He definitely makes for you. He makes more than anybody in this room, probably. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they get advertisement on TikTok. Damn it.

But wait a minute. Why is every song in his top 10 all too well? I think that's the idea of this TikTok. Okay. Like all too well, so great that the 10 minute version of all too well is a top 10. Oh my god. She's a 10 minute version of a song. I don't understand. I don't get like, I don't get it. Taylor Swift is just like, he's just, I never, I don't, I do not connect to it. Well, that one we will never, ever, ever get back together.

The catchiest one is the look what you need me do. She came out with that one. I was like, well well that's catch well I don't like any of those because again I watched her she did like the jewel did that for a minute when she came out like a singer song where they were like it's throwing a cat suit and get her out there's flesh and something that song was a big hit though a little motion whatever that was but she a perfume commercial song yeah no she like but she did that but she kind of came back to now she's like Yeah, she's in the Alps again

We saw her live she was great Joel. I mean, I think she's talented But after you get through who will save your soul. I can't well don't worry buddy. She made his wait for it. Don't worry Don't worry buddy. She made his wait for it. Don't worry Look at songs where she I didn't go to see her for a joke. I went to go see popper was was was was Blue Traveler and train train Rooled by Who was legendary it was really cool to see you. You're pushing my buttons today I'm not saying they're not a good listen. I I will accept it. I'm doing drops Jupiter. I accept here's why I'll accept it Oh, she's at Christine. That's fine. No way. I this is the story

I'm gonna tell you guys you kids are period. There's blood everywhere I have to tell our constantly there's blood everywhere. I'll tell you something embarrassment contest I'll tell you a great story. Jake can't come to see fingers as a We went to see me and Brian McCarthy got free with Kim Hanwacker worked at The 40 40 no the the yeah, Brian listens to the show too, man. Brian calls. Yeah, he's great. He's awesome. Wait, what the fuck is the place in Brooklyn? 40 40. Yeah, yeah. When Hanwacker worked there, she called me.

She goes, I have free, great free seats for Michael Bluebley tonight. And I was like, yeah, I don't want to see that. And she was like, trust me, it'll be like, just come to 40 40. Like, I'll, I'll get you shit-faced and feed. You did her and you just go see the show. And Brian McCarthy, at the time, lived, I sheeted out like five blocks from the bar clay. And I was literally on my way to his apartment

because it was his daughter's birthday. And this is back when Brian drank. So I got to the house and I was like, do you want to do this? It's right there, dude. And he was like, yeah, let's do drink. So I got to the house and I was like, do you want to do this? It's right there, dude. And he's like, yeah, let's do it. So we went he left his daughter's birthday No, it was after it was her she was young. It was like her party was doing the day. It was like yeah I'd have been hilarious though. It goes yeah, dude. Let's get the fuck out of here man. This kid sucks. She's not appreciative anything. Let's blow this hot dog.

Hey, honey. I'll be back never So we go, we got he's listening today too. I know because he told me he was excited. Those cutting me out. Anyway, so anyway, so we go to the thing and we do exactly that. We get like rocked up at the 40, 40. And we go down to the show and Brian is so loudly and obnoxiously making fun of the show the entire time that we got yelled at by the people in front of us they like turn around and yelled at Brian they were like we have waited to see this like it was it was very uncomfortable and then we were sitting there and Brian was like jeez

you know he's all put aside like who you thought my fault at stocks or whatever You know like that kind of shit And then Michael would like did this thing Where a girl in the crowd had a sign that said like I love you or whatever Can I please hug you and she was like a kid? And Michael will lay seas to sign. He's like I like your sign kid And he's like get up here. I'll give you a hug. And dude, the place is going crazy.

I'm getting chills talking about it. The little girl goes up. She's like, she's like freaking out. It's her dream come true. I think it's her mom's dream come true. I start crying. I start crying. And I'm like, God damn it.

Fucking Brian. I'm never gonna hear the end of this. You just hammered. Wasted, Yeagerbobbs, I'm never gonna do it, Yeagerbobbs, I was wasted, and I'm crying, and I'm like so embarrassed that I'm crying, because I'm like, Brian's gonna be fun to me, the socks, whatever. I look over, has like like tears

Shooting out of his face shooting and I go I go What the fuck dude your cry and he goes I'm not a machine Then we watched the rest of the show quietly and respectfully we're like this. He's good. He's very good at what he does this guy. I don't know a lot of Michael Wubley, but his cover of Feeling Good is one of my favorite songs. It's talentless. Everything he does is to involve talent. We've had this conversation almost weekly at this point Jacob agrees with me Jacob's way on team J on this one Dude, he's not rooting. He's good is void of talent I'm not talented at it. I put my nose up Singing you sing on stage I don't He dances, he sings

He dances, he's very good He's very good Like will boobly dances? Yeah, yeah What kind of dancing? Like crooner music dancing Like he's good He's like a Broadway like a showman

Like he's very talented Does he do the thing we do his hat? Yes Yes He can do all that shit He does like all the cane dancing Very talented. Does he do the thing he does his hat? Yes. Yes. He can do all that shit. He does like all the cane dancing and all. Yes, he does. There's no success.

He's gonna cane dancing, Joe. Look at him. He's got a cane. He's doing the thing. He's like a old madman guy. Madman. This should see. You know how I feel. I bet he is in tolerable to be around at night. Madman I bet he is in tolerable to be around at night

No, I don't appreciate music that I can definitely do You could fucking sing that that that fucking drops a Jupiter shit you put on earlier No, I can't you know that you could sing to the wet Wait, what was it? Did you just call drops of Jupiter to the one spryer? That's train dude, and that's what I cried to. Oh, yeah, I thought drops of Jupiter was a band I just realized you just said that that that song was by train Christine left me crying and drops a Jupiter because my grandmother just died. It's about his mother dying Christine pretty icy bitch Pretty icy wait a second

What's on his drops of Jupiter? I never remember she's back in that Oh, yeah, let lungs over here sing it for you Christine want you squeak off those pipes again to get it for me now Now she's back in the atmosphere. Yeah. With drops of Jupiter in her hair, dude. Tell me. Oh dude, you're on with the guitar. This song, okay. It is quite the song to get emotional, too. Yeah, no. Alright, this is a good song. It's about his mother dying and my grandmother has just passed away. Dude, I know. I did. I was on Red Eye when they were first released sweet soul sister and I stood three feet from this guy

playing what became literally the biggest song ever that ever existed. And I couldn't have given a rat's dick. Wrong song, dude. Put on drive by, that's my jam. But I was after the fact I was like holy shit man I was I got to watch him do that acoustic this song is huge man. Yeah, that's not my jam though I like drops a Jupiter in this I like hard train

This song yeah, no, this is when they went heavy I This song is so cool. Yeah, this is when they went heavy. I love this song, Me, Virginia. That was their first hit. When they played Me, Virginia, I really felt like, I felt like a kid that wanted to be in love again. What was, what was Me, Virginia? Black Lou loves this song, by the way.

Because I remember, wait, what was Me, Me, Virginia almost passed as alt rock right yes That was like when hoodie first came out. It was like it almost it turn it up blue Try God you like it for a two-ply You like this I Didn't until I watched him do it and dude he just brought the house down with it How does me for you? Do me oh God damn it, you love it

You can play this game dude. I would I would I ask you a question after I hear how me for Jenny goes hold on though Okay, what you want to make out with how me for Jenny goes. Hold on now. Okay. Don't you wanna make out with a girl wearing the high tube socks right now? Not to that song. No, I will give it, I'll give you a drop of Jupiter. Don't you wanna make, don't you wanna make out with a girl who just got done making Lanierds for all of her friends? Where are you?

Uh, this song blows ass. It does. Christine likes it. This song blows ass. It does. Christine likes it. This is Christine's shitty taste. This song sucks. God damn. I hate nothing more than a song that's like, let me take you on down to meet a regular gal.

She goes home with pancakes on a sweater and nobody notices oh this sucks She works much harder than she gets credit for and she has a single child with an abusive guy But she still finds a way to make it work and she walks all the way up To the 16th floor Juggling career and personal life is not that easy The song sucks forget it He was really a showman Yeah, the train guy. Yeah, he put on a train guy. He's got to be with this shit music and then a white

G.M. out july came out while train was on and did dancing queen by ava which rule this is that I that I was like this is this is hikki rock I should we why is it on a genre hikki rock? You suck my neck so people know what's up That's so funny. We're getting a hikki and your younger, you were like, it's happening. That's right. And I remember she was in this video. What's her face? The lady, the lady that hit the guy with her, this lady.

Her. Oh, a noxima girl? Yeah. I remember it was like a thing. Oh yeah, she killed a guy, right? Something like that. Something like that. Let's never look into it.

Let's just say the noxima girl killed a guy new one Let's never check. We didn't name that's an oxima girl. That's that's her I thought Christopher Cross was accused of pedophilia once just said it put it out there got a lot of heat for it A lot of people were like he that's never a thing. I'm like. Oh, I don't know. I heard that did the 16 years old guy get Cacusa pedophilia the one that died even better. So his assistant is a fan of the show. And his assistant, oh, wow, said he called in the show one day and said he tells the story. He's right.

He did. We found an interview also where he tells this. He tells the story that he wrote that song because he was living in New York. And he had a mother and daughter. He would like help out with money sometimes because they lived, this building they were broke and he would have them walk his dog. So the 16 year old girl came over one day to walk the dog and he had a buddy over who goes like, dude, who's that girl?

He goes, dude, easy, she's just 16 years old and then it came to him and I go, well then why do you write it from the perspective of the pedophile Simple solution she's just 16 years old leave her alone. I said He says they say yeah, I know and then the video is him kidnapping a girl. Yeah He wants that 16 year old girl. That's yeah. Yeah, I mean where wait is that the whole point? I always say Christine bring up the video of him on Merv Griffin and just go to the end when he starts screaming I say let him fuck a kid. I mean this guy so passionate about it Sacrifice one there's got to be an unwanted out there we could throw this guy

You gotta see how but I mean I the neck veins go up to his forehead It's crazy how much he wants to block this child. Poor bastard. It's poor bastard. Get to the end when he starts really good. Dude, back it up. Back it up a little bit. Mark Doney.

Right here. This is live. Wow. Old enough to pee. Old enough for me. That's the original lyrics. So the fear playbo That's the original lyrics I never knew the song was called into the night Yeah He lets a little girl know that if I could fly I would take you from your father, but unfortunately I don't have wings

So I'm just a guy who has to play by society's rules I guess. Yeah. Why do you need wings to fly up there where you're allowed to fuck kids? Yeah. I think even maritime law shu frowns on that. So I gotta get up and see what intergalactic rules are. It's international waters up there, dude. Is there space laws?

I've never heard about astronaut rape. What child did? So, alright, so two, I want to keep doing the thing about music that takes you back. But this is faster, so I just wanted it, but it's still music related. What do you think the ultimate 90 song is? And ultimate 80 song is. And it can't be like, for instance, welcome to the jungle doesn't count.

I mean like, you know, of, it's like of that era, it represents the music that was popular. It was on the radio. I think I have some good, I have some ones off the top of my head I could throw it to the bottom off're the answer yet. I have my 90s one but uh 80s I'm gonna say hungry like the wolf but there's also Gotta be something a little synthier than that even I'm really to me. It's synth so I would okay, so then I would say probably okay. This is definitely my answer for 80s

Okay, so then I would say probably, okay, this is definitely my answer for eighties. You know, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa it's a, it's very 80s. But not, not, not, you think is the best answer. That's why, like you're a favorite. Is that your favorite? Oh, your favorite. Okay. It is a favorite, but it's the one, when I think of 80s music, I would think, ah ha, it's a favorite.

Cause I'm saying to the quintessential like that. She is maybe think of, I ran, flock of sequels, it's very, very 80s. That's a good one. That's a good one. I'm a lot longer day. Yeah, but yeah, what an ugly guy That song rules. I know. Do they have any other good the writing singer soundtrack is basically like a list of quintessential 80s Yeah, like spin me right around oh, that's the other one. What's the guy in the girl boom? Doom doom doom doom doom doom. Oh, yeah

Working as a wait don't you want me human league? So okay, so 90s Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do 90s like it would be on like hits of the 90s whatever that you get in the mail Fastball that fast. I love that fucking. You know, it's about like a crazy fucked up story. No. Yeah the way Yeah, it's songs about songs about like a couple who murdered each other or something We can hold lady or something. It's very weird. Yeah bummer Look up what the way is about The way that story and that's the only song I like by them. I've tried listening to the album many times. To me, the quintessential 90s song, because I say it's not a song I like at all.

Didn't even like it when it came out, but it really was like this is the changing of the times of this was a plush by Stoato Pilots. Yes. I don't like that. So in fact, I didn't like them for the longest time because I did get into Sto-Toe Pilots, but I didn't like them at first

because that song was not... Dad, I don't even think it's indicative of him. It's like radio head. Being in the radio head, because you go, I'll do creeps the best song. You're like, no, that's not... The song that made me sound. The song that made me like Sto-Toe Pilots

was when I heard sex type thing. I was like, oh, that song's awesome. Yeah. That's the plush band. Yeah. Like, because when I heard plush, I was like oh that song's awesome. Yeah, that's that plush band Yeah, like because when I heard plush I was like this sounds like this this guy's trying to it's not like they were trying to be Pearl Jam It's only you was trying to sing like Eddie Vetter. Is that why you hate him low? I hated him at the time. Yeah, why because everybody found out quickly It's super easy to sound like Eddie Vetter and it's also much like crooning. Holy if too. It's not super easy

Oh wait, I want to change my answer. Remember I nailed even flow with no practice. I might want to change my answer. Or I'll give another answer. Sure did. For the 90s thing. Interstate love song. That's a beauty. That song.

Well, that song. If I saw them do that live, if he was still alive, I would probably cry. Cry to that song. Excuse me, sorry. Why? Would you do it? It just gets me, dude. It just gets me in the heart.

It's weird the songs that I've, there's, I have theory songs that don't make it for one, the, that's until about smashing pumpkins. The song they did from the Batman soundtrack. It doesn't make any sense. It's just funny because it's called the end is the beginning is the end you know you like I saw a lot but it makes me cry I don't know what makes no sense but this song is like really this like tears like the chorus some of the chorus, it sounds very desperate. I don't know how to describe it.

Let him feel low. I don't know. I can't describe it at all. Why? I have two songs that make me think of the 90s so hard that I know you guys aren't going to think of at all, but they just really like the age and who I was is a stay by Lisa Loeb. Oh no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

for sure. And then you got to be by Desiree. Do you remember that one? Yeah. Oh, yes you do. Oh, yeah, you do. I forget. There's a genre. Do you remember that one? You got to be bad. You got to be bold. You got to be rude. I forget.

There's a genre of 90s. It's true. It's also 90s like la da da da da da da da da da da. By three, I would argue right now that my three most hated songs in 90s are that song. Come to my window. What if I was in my window? When it first came out,

I would have God was one of us. That song made me want to punch people. Do you know what? You know, when you came you can't even like in that burly bitch was like adjust to me You Just to me I hate it. I hate it. I'll do I love Obviously, yeah, that's right. That's that's right off a lineup you'd go see Two hits and then covers.

Who cares? She's great. What's it? I'm the only one come to my window and then just great covers. It's great. Cover after cover. I think I could revisit come to my window and enjoy it a bit.

I what if God was one of us never? That song sucked from day. That song does hate that song. And her stupid face in that song. Yeah. And her stupid face in the video. Yeah. The next one was cool. That's what it all was about.

Yeah. It's all about that. I mean, those rings were like not what they are today back then. What? Super rad on dudes. They were super rad and not everyone. But now they're not. Now they're not super rad on dude, you're praying?

Yes. I have to. I do remember that it was kind of like a cool thing that this mainstream daytime MTV video person had a nose ring. It was a big deal. Yeah, it was like, oh, look at that. That's cool.

Yeah. Yeah. I think when I have a hard time going back on his songs and a big nice thing was that Lenny Kravitz era where he was killing it. I liked before and I liked after that. Wait, wait, wait. I really like this that album, I want to fly away. Those songs like...

That song song. He wore on me after a while. Because it's so... Are you going to go my way? Great song. I know it's like a great song, good guitar riff, but I'm just like, it's just so overplayed. It feels so commercial. It feels like it's every commercial I've ever seen. It's been way overused, you can't go back. But I would say I love it ain't over till it's over. Still to let me grab it song with, you know,

that's way early. That was the album before. That was the single from the album before. And then the next time, was are you gonna go my way? Yeah, what was his other early song? That love rule. Yeah.

That love rule, Mama said, or no, on the run was the one where he says, my mama said over and over and over and it. Fields of joy. That second album, Mama said, is a great record. I'll tell you who has one, outside of, what's got fortress around your heart, sting left the police and that guy couldn't fart out one song that I could stomach for five seconds.

It's one of the funniest things. I love the police. I really, the police have a lot of, I'm not gonna say I love them, but like, there's eight, nine songs by the police that I really like a lot. It's one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen in my life. I don't even remember who did it.

I wish I could give credit, but it just said, there's no way in hell sting is the guy that was in the police. God, that is not really, he sums it right up. Stings, solo music, sucks. Sure, see what are some, what are some, what are some, what are some, what are some, what are some, what are some, what are some, what are some, what are some, what are some, what are some, what are some, what are some, what are some,

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If you love someone, set them free. Is that him by himself? This song's not that bad. If I ever lose my faith in you. But Fortress ran your heart, Rips. He's just having a sword in ocean in the video. Oh God, dude. I think he's intolerable.

Dude, dark lord. I bet he is so intolerable. He's always holding in his come. He plays like, he's in the video. Oh God, dude. I bet he's in tolerance. Dude, dark Lord. He plays... I bet he is so intolerable. He's always holding in his come. He plays like... He's in the tantric. He gets into like... Dude, by sting, by like the fourth out, he's playing like... he's playing like gesture music. He's like flutes in it and shit. It fucking sucks, dude. It's wooden in music. Dude, he did that goddamn song for Robin Hood. He never looked back Give me this shows flying Bob. We gotta take our last break here We're hanging out with Joey DeRosa who's gonna be at

Christine's pulling it up. She can't believe how fast she's pulling it up He did anybody knows that the CEO's husband left and never came back like he did not enjoy the show He was only staying for the first hour the whole time. He was just trying to sneak out with that in a row. All right. Well, yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Uh-oh. He didn't hate the show and walk out. I think he did. No. Was it because I called him gay? You think it was gay open up back on him, gay? He just assumed his wife was a game and yes, which would make him gay indirectly for seeing.

You're a misogynist. So what? Why, because I think a woman can't hold a position to power. That's what misogyn is. What? I think voting rights should only be for men. Are those the things you're talking about? Are these the examples?

Because I don't know what that means then. It's when your favorite thing is calling my girlfriend's misogynist. It's possible. You are. You can be misogynist, isn't it? Oh, I have girlfriends that are way more misogynist. Katia, why she says that?

She's saying that for one reason, Joe. She's saying it for one reason only. Because all of her friends like me better than her. So she thinks they're misogynists. Well, it's not even true. All the cool ones. I mean, that's not a point in the wrong direction. Sure.

We'll be right back. Joe DeRose, of course, going to be at the Crane Theater New York City Wednesday, December 14th, and 8.30 PM. Are you going to go by any of the hotel shows? The last ones to count on. Actually, he said combined. Yeah. He was telling me to.

Yeah, we should do it. That would actually be such a perfect. I was trying to figure out like what's a good farewell to go to that's perfect. That's all together. For God, but yeah, yeah, we should go on the same night. Absolutely. Let's figure it out. And then he's going to be in Austin, Texas, January 13th and 14th going to the club. We're doing in Austin. Vulcan. Vulcan comedy. Nice. Get tickets, of course, a Joe DeRosa info.com, Dan Soder of Philadelphia, December 15th to the 17th, Sacramento,

Chicago following that for tickets and tour dates. Go to dansoder.com. And of course, I'm going to be a distress factory this Thursday through Saturday. Come fill it up. Let's have some fun. After that, New Year's Eve in San Diego, Indianapolis, Sacramento, Chicago, all in the horizon for tickets and all tour dates, bigjcomedy.com. dot com slash bonfire for a special offer