The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Race Face with Cort McCown

Episode Date: May 16, 2025

The great Robert Kelly developed a new game show tentatively called "Race Face." Each contestant must guess what a singer looks like without seeing them, just by hearing them croon on Instagram. They get four guesses in the categories of race, body type, personal style, and a random adjective. So after hearing one song, Big Jay guessed that the singer was white, stumpy, overly made -up, and bland. Now that you know the rules, play along with the gang! Comic Cort McCown is in town from Nashville and eager to win this dope game show. Find out who can feel a faceless voice and conjure up a visual correctly. Cort McCown is performing all over Texas next weekend. For his dates go to cortmccown.com/tour. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now, The Bonfire with Big Jay Olkerson and Robert Kelly. And we're back. It's gonna be a fun day. We got some new stuff for you. So it's The Bonfire, Sirius XM 103, Faction Talk. We have a guest in the studio. A wonderful guest in the studio visiting us from Nashville. He's gonna be at Zany's Nashville May 29th. Make sure you go check that out. It's the hilarious Court McCown joining us. What's up, buddy?

What's up, fellas? How are you? Good to have you here, man. God damn it. It's great to be here. You just up in New York visiting around? You doing anything in particular? Ah, just having fun, man.

Doing some spots around town. Enjoying New York City. It's beautiful. Do you know? He's such a good looking dude, man. I found out, I'm not gonna tell him that your age when I found out How old he is? 77 years old it's crazy. He's 77 and he looks like this. Absolutely

He was in a did he was he was in Citizen Kane I was I was the oil boy at the Diddy parties. Yeah, that'd be great. Wouldn't that be awesome? I mean job Let's just say wouldn't it be fun to be like one of the witnesses that like had to confess everything and the guy goes up There and just tells these awesome store. I was gonna say my confessions would be too smiley Yeah, like and then uh, I brought the hookers in and then it got pretty fun I was filling up the bathtub with baby oil or whatever. It was I don't know that would be a good job there's like roller skate into a room and just fucking like you know

squirt oil into a girl's pussy hole for monster black dicks just come in and just fucking squirt up you're actually here to fill up like what's up Jada kiss you getting dry yeah Justin open wide yeah little Kim's assholes drying out I'm on it. I'm on it. Yeah. Bobby had a fun game you wanted to play with everybody today. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We have a game that everybody's gonna play. Okay. We don't have a name for it yet, but I think we can come up with it on the fly.

Who can sing the longest song? I think it's Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby.

Bobby. Bobby. Bobby. Bobby to play. Okay. We don't have a name for it yet, but I think we can go with it on the fly. Who can sing the longest song? Jacob, you go first. It's called Instincts. We're gonna do something and you tell us if it's good already or not.

These are Instincts. This is a game based on instincts. This is a game based on instincts. It's a game Where you're going to have to use your mind? Okay, and you're gonna have to use your imagination and you're gonna have to use your soul. Oh To feel it. I have no soul. No, you're in it. It's music based. Okay, it's music based and

What we're gonna do everybody gets a piece of paper, so if you grab a piece of paper, Jacob, if you grab a piece of paper and a pen. Let's play the open while you get set up and then you can explain the game. There you go. Who once was sex Couldn't drag me away That's Susan Boyle, the legend, y'all! Hello, I'm Susan Boyle. I rose to fame years ago on Britain's Got Talent. People always thought I had a mellifluous singing voice but when they saw me they treated me like a real

scummy slob. Well I'm rich now so they can all suck my hairy tits. Right now we are going to do the opposite of judging a book by its cover. In today's game we will play you a singer and you have to guess what they look like in detail without ever seeing them. Take it away, Robert Kelly! That's right, everybody. Welcome to the game we all love, even though you don't know it, where you're going to have to guess the singer. You're going to have to guess. where you're gonna have to guess the singer.

You're gonna have to guess, you're gonna have to hear the song, you're not gonna see them, you're gonna hear it, and then you're gonna have to guess three things. You're gonna have to guess their race, you're gonna have to guess their body type, and you're gonna have to guess their personal style looks personal styles looks you have to write it down on a piece of paper after you hear the song and then we're gonna go and the closest to getting the person right wins that point and then we're gonna go to a bonus round at the end So you never out of the game again categories it is race It is body type looks and looks you can say race body type face. Maybe right looks so there you go

Okay, like a brat the brown bag singer Yes Exactly it's gonna be Well, I assume someone doesn't look like their voice. No, you don't know that. That's the thing, you don't know who they are. Okay. When you say looks, give me an example of looks. Well, you're gonna-

Ugly, hideous, fattie. Yeah, you don't know. But it could be exactly what you hear. Okay. You understand? It's like judging a book by its voice. Okay. You understand?

I gotcha. Maybe you judge the wrong way. We're gonna see who you are as a person. Oh, yeah. We're gonna see where you can go with this. So are you ready for the- I think it should go- Yes.

I'm trying to think of a cadence here. I think it should go looks, body type, adjective of your choice. Yes. Race. Okay, cool. There you go. Everybody got it? Here you go. I'm gonna type it down. Look.

All right. I'm gonna make a little chart for myself. Make a chart. I'm gonna go... Looks, body type, adjective, of your choice. Looks. Race. Body type.

And you at home, please get your pens. Adjective. Pens out, your pieces of paper. You can play at home or while you're driving the car, you can play. Just keep your eyes on the road be safe everybody out there so we're gonna play the first clip Lou tell me when you're ready Christina you ready ready okay play the first song Jacob is not writing anything. He is intently listening and using his radio instincts.

Jay has been writing since he heard the song. Court, he's writing it down, let it play a little longer. And Black Lou is just smirking back there. Maybe he knows something we don't Here we go a couple more seconds guys Okay pencils down Here we go. I am gonna go to first court. What do you got? All right? Adjective I'm gonna say twink

Twink okay, I'm gonna go adjective. I'm gonna go twink Body type I'm gonna go slightly taller than Brad Williams slightly taller than Brad Williams Okay, slightly not a lot image got it Number oh looks I just supposed to do looks first, but I did the adjective first. You're saying he's he's short. I'm not saying I said he's slightly taller than Brad Williams. Okay. So you can judge. Well, to me that short Jacob would be like, that's a fine height. Yes. Um, looks I would say very skinny, skinny, skinny and race. Uh, a hundred percent. I'm on the button on this one this is a white man

white man great white boy white boy white boy probably a bottom I'm gonna save you I'm gonna go to Jacob right now not far off adjective of my choice I had nerd nerd so we were doing looks I didn't really I was I put like a a Cleveland six for a dude I don't know what else to like a good-looking yes if you let me go I think I could solve the the rhythm here sure go ahead Jay it's very I tell you that should be looks body type adjective race I went with number one rat-faced bony fruity white not pretty much what I was saying. Making a nice, like one nice straight sentence.

It's very similar to the chords. Looks, body type, adjective, race. Ratface, bony, fruity white. Well then I got skinny and white also, Bobby. Fruity white. That sounds like a band itself. Ratface, bony, fruity white. Ratface is a pretty good name for a band, yeah. Black Lou, what's up, dude?

What do you got? Hey, hey. Don't say the N word. Just because you're gay. He went, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Sounds like a rapper that I used to love called Juice WRLD, who was a black surfer. Wow.

So, I'm going to say that. Black Twinkie flannily nerd. OK, what's the order again? We do looks body type, agitator, looks body type, agitator, that's agitator. So let's go in that order from now on. L bar. OK, ready? Let's see who was right. Well, who was closest? God, he's just who was right. Well who is closest?

God It's a black guy with it is a dreads. It's a black kid with dreads a chubby black guy on bass I know the black dude with dreads on guitar If I'm maybe that reversed that no, and then you have a black dude on the drums It's an all-black young man. Don't know if I call him rat face so I'm gonna give myself an X on that. Bony? Indeed. Yes. Fruity? No doubt. Race? Wrong. Wrong. Two out of three. Yeah I think all I got wrong was the race. I think everything else because the way they're shooting this. Not short. I don't think he's a tall man. That's pretty tall. No. He's got some long stems over there. I don't know. He's sure I don't think he's a tall man. That's pretty tall. No, I know long stems over there I mean, I don't know he's not he's not a little it's like the NBA when they're all black You forget that the point guards are still six foot five. That's true. That's true. You're right. So two out of four

For I'm two out of four as well Jacob I Was I got one out of four? Okay one out of four and black Lou, I think Would you call him a nerd? No. You said nerd? I did, so then I get two out of four. I think I- You said surfer dude on the beach?

You said black? That's two, and you said? What was the adjective used? Nerdy. Nerdy? That's three? I mean, Black Lou wins that round. Oh, 100%. Black, Lou. Black mean black blue wins that round 100 black

Where's this band from The paradox band where are they from? Instagram no, I mean look up like where they're from cuz this I would take surfer Is that one of the things you said cuz I said seven words Isn't that like a car dealership behind I can't see is it's a Subaru dealership. I thought it was the beach I'm sorry. It says they said they got a cease and desist from Subaru for something. So, uh, So they had a song called Subaru that they changed to do me like that and they're performing in front of a Subaru dealership Performing in front of a lesbian dealership. Yes

So I think it's less I don't know about surfer then I so maybe we take that back What did you say you said black surfer nerd? What else? Yeah lesbians don't surf. So we're out. Did you write it down though? Yeah from Atlanta. They're not surfers said skinny you did get skinny. I still say Lou wins that round. Thank you. He's got the race I like it because you get the race That was a big one. It's pretty big Okay, you guys ready for round two I am Lou is up around one was pretty good Oh No nothing Are we all ready for round two? Remember Jay? Help me out with this. It's race

Looks body type adjective race. You're not picking here. You're you're so long. I want to get what's that? You're Switzerland. I want to go No, I'm not doing any of this. He put this together. I want I want this to go looks body type Race adjective adjective race, okay, okay got it You gotta do an ad or you just skip over cuz you didn't realize that a DJ was adjective So you just act like it didn't know it was shaking. I couldn't read it Yeah, but still whatever it was instead of just asking me what the next one was you just move past like it wasn't gonna be a thing It's pretty important. You're lashing out today because you were attacked at the beginning of the show and I'm sorry for that I got your attack. Whatever you want. I wasn't my attack. I got attacked because of you. I did not know

I think you originally because you sang the song and I just sang another song with you. That's all No, I think we all got attacked. His major problem though was. Okay, dude, whatever I'll take the hit so stop lashing out and just try to win the game because you're behind It's just that you're gonna confuse people more if we don't say the adjective part in there Made a great guy did say the adjective. I just Bob. You've made a great game. Thank you, dude I appreciate that. I appreciate that look I like compliments just like the next guy and you know what you're doing great And I still think you have a shot to win. My comedy instincts, tell me,

you have a great game on your hands here. All right, not a great trailer for my book, but that was horseshit. Multiple trailers and interviews for that book fell to pieces. But this, this right here is a tight game. It was gabage. This is a tight game here. Your use of green screen was wacky.

Are we ready? That was Jodorowska. I'll blame him. You want all the credit, Joe? You got it. There you go, buddy. Piece of shit. It was all Joe. It's Joe's dumb book. The holler he took over everything. It's me. He didn't even pay for it. We had to fucking give that guy $10,000.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Anyways, are we ready for... Number two. Number two. Play it, Christine. Give me a little taste of that voice again. A little bit more for everybody. Black Lou, since you won the last round, let's go with you first. But now, remember, Black Lou, don't go crazy with your words.

I got you, I got it written down. Looks, body type, adjective, and race, please. Yes, sir, looks, blonde, body type, fat, adjective, large, race, Asian. Wow, wow, went Asian. Asian, blonde. Court, what do you got? All right, I'm gonna start with looks, Asian. Wow. Wow. Went Asian. Asian blonde. Court, what do you got?

All right, I'm going to start with looks scary, body type thick, adjective witch. Witch. Witch. Now? Witch. And I'm. Oh, it's white if you say witch.

I never met a black witch. Well, I was kind of going to go like a white Russian. White Russian. White Russian. So Eastern European. Yeah, very hard to understand. Well, I was I was kind of gonna go like in a white Russian white Russian white Russian So East and European. Yeah, very hard to understand couldn't understand a lyric that was in there and Jay, I went with short-haired chubber boisterous white Chubber The only reason I came up with this game, because I just wanted to hear you give you descriptions of people.

I knew it was going to be funny. He's totally off voice. You're so rhythmic when you describe people. Jacob? Uh, looks, I had, she's going for fierce, body type, chunky, adjective, I have annoying, race, I'm going with black this time. Wow. Wow, interesting.

And you're the only one with black, correct? You went Asian, you went Eastern European, and you went white. Keep it white. Here we go, let's see. There you go! We've actually talked about this girl. She is UK.

Oh right. You guys were all right on the money with fat She's definitely scary. I fucked up cuz I was gonna write for looks pig faced And then short hair struck me chubber for sure, but that is over all day that is short hair for a girl She's got a mullet dude. I mean that also could be a wig Yeah, I'm gonna have to say what her actual hair looks like Look up Lola Young's normal fat pig hair. I would love to get her on the show I really I really do like you have food you better have food cuz she looks like she doesn't miss a meal Her tits are terrible. Oh, I

Should have wrote terrible titted ch chubber, boisterous. I mean, I'm gonna have to go back. Lou, you're out. You said Asian. Jacob, you're gone. Black. That's not true because, well, only I got, I feel I got one wrong.

Fierce, I think I nailed because she's got, she's accentuating the gut. She's absolutely fierce. She's accentuating the gut. Okay, fierce. Chunky and annoying. You got chunky and annoying. Okay, okay, so we'll give you three.

Black Lou, what did you have again? I had blonde, fat, large, and Asian. So I only got two. I mean, she's so fat and large. Fat and large is two close. But she's so fat she does look Asian. Fat and large is the same. That doesn't count, but also fat and large.

It's not the same. Fat and large is the same. You can be large and skinny. No, you can't. That's two. All right, so two you have a Benyana You got you got to court and you said I said Eastern European. She's thick. I mean, I don't know do you get me? Scary definitely scary for sure could be a witch very much could know which I think you get two out of three Okay, which five well, I'll tell you she shaves her underarm. So definitely not a witch. All right, so here we go

Yeah, so I got two out of four and you said he nailed it. No short-haired. No chubber. Yes boisterous I'm gonna say no, I bet she's a drag and White I got so I got white and chubby too. So Jacob ones that round All right, here we go round Round three, are you ready? How many rounds do you have? Seventeen. Nice. The thing is, Jacob, your instincts...

Your instincts think about that? I'm digging it so far. Instinctually, I'll have to call it. Jacob, you're right. I'm sorry for you, Avis, and you think. It just has to happen. Buddy, when you feel it, let us know. That's when we stop.

We stop when Jacob's instincts go off. God damn it. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I. That's when we stop. We stop when Jacobson's things go off.

God damn, I can't believe you do this for a living. Listen, this is the funnest shit ever. Okay, here we go. People at home, are ready? In the room, are we ready, fellas? I'm ready. Let's play that next song. A couple more seconds, everybody's writing. People at home, take your time.

Take your time. Jay is almost done, Jacob is intensely writing. Jacob's done. The court is trying to figure out the race. I mean, this race should be right there. Some of these are right there, but maybe they're not. Maybe they're not. Black glue.

And pencils down, everybody. We're gonna have to get your answers now. Jacob, I'm gonna go to you first, because you won the last round. Well, look, I hope you get this. It's like that Frida Pinto unibrow look. I do know what that is. Okay, slim.

Slim. Serious Latina. Perfect. Okay, we got that. Black loop. Black loop, what do you got? I'm gonna go with trans. Trans, ooh. Muscular.

Trans, muscular. Tiny. Tiny. trans. Trans, ooh. Muscular. Muscular. Tiny. Tiny. Black. Black, ooh. Ooh, okay. Jay, what do you got? I went with overly made up, stumpy, bland brown.

If anybody's getting this game, it's you. You're putting this together really good. That sounds like something you get at a Chinese restaurant. I got an overly together really good. I mean, one. You get it at a Chinese restaurant. I think an overly made up Stumpy Bland Brown. Stumpy. Oh, number 29? Stumpy Bland Brown.

Overly made up Stumpy Bland Brown. And you say Brown, you're talking Spanish, of course. Manny Brown. Manny Brown. Yes. Okay. And don't forget now, guys. I feel like that's's you need to specify more

his Instincts because you can't that brown is like is it Latina is it no browns Latina? Do you call black people Browns? No you said anyone yeah, Colombian? Argentine give a show all right Any brown it's he meant Spanish. I got it, but your instincts were on. Please. That's okay.

Yeah, your radio instincts were to serve my comedy instincts to just write bland Brown. Here we go. I'm gonna go with the anorexic unicorn lesbian that's Asian. Anorexic, nice. Okay, unicorn. Yeah, just odd. Like that was my look was the unicorn. Yeah.

The adjective was lesbian body type anorexic race was Asian. Okay. Going Asian. Okay. People at home. I get that unicorn thing you're going through. Now I can see it. I mean, I'm excited. I'm excited. There's gonna be some colors on this person. There's gonna be, it's gonna be a rainbow. Well, let's find out right now. Gentlemen, you ready to find out? Yes.

Let's find out. Christine? Duh! My fun goo. Holy shit. Jay, if you don't mind describing this beautiful Spanish woman. It looks like, alright, I think I can describe this well.

It looks like somebody threw really hard a metal frisbee and it hit her in the middle of right between the eyes. Right on the bridge of the nose. And it sunk that part of her face cartoonishly forever. And I'm thinking thinking that if we can get a cartoon maybe dog or something to blow in her ears There's a strong chance the front of her face is gonna pop back up It looks like she's in the waiting room of Beetlejuice. I mean motherfucker Fucking metal frisbee to the middle but I nail that I don't like out every one of those I don't know give me a list you didn't think unibrow. I said Frida pinto unibrow use that I mean slim

Yeah, serious Latina. Yeah, really lucked out on the unibrow thing. Yeah, she has two eyebrows never said how She had a unibrow she had two eyebrows and then the metal frisbee The cave-in brought them closer together. We will we will be putting these up Somewhere on social media She got hit by a very sloped car I would say Jacob wins this we have to go through You got trans. Yeah, she's transforming into something.

Oh, you've been transgendered. Okay. And then you got muscular. No. Tiny. No. We don't know. That couch could be small. But I think she's tall. And she's not black. So you got one kind of out of there?

I got one. Only. She's not black. So you got one kind of out of there? I got one only. She's not overly made up for sure. She is far from stumpy. She is gangly. She's stumpy in the face. This woman is anything but bland. Her nose is very stumpy if you ask me. It's not stumpy, it's just pushed in, dude.

I'm telling you, if you could just inflate behind that part of her face, she'd be fine. I would try to, I'm crazy enough that if this was my affliction, I would have tried that at home already. How about Christine? I'm gonna throw a fucking basketball pump pin in this thing and let's see if we can get that nose to pop out. What do we have to lose?

I already look like this. I only got brown. Sounds beautiful. She sounds beautiful though without a voice does sound beautiful with having that that that frisbee Actually, how funny would be if you were on the voice? You know they do the turnaround of the voice if they if they like your voice if like they just never stop turning They like turn around and see her just keep going Malfunction well, it's funny because if you saw Christine's face Sorry malfunction. Well, it's funny because oh if you saw Christine's face when it came up and you went oh my god

All right. So Jacob you have to you are leading. Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait, I Throw in here. So I got anorexic for sure. Okay, you got lesbian There's not a man in the world that has touched that fucking Anorexia is correct by the way, because that's not, her mouth's the only thing on her face that's still there. So she could eat. And she's choosing though. I missed Asian, I will say I missed that,

but Unicorn, she looks like if they broke the horn off the front. And that was what was left. I think it's a tie. Did you hear the argument? I didn't even. I got four. You got four?

You got four? But can I say something? We don't know, because her face is so pushed in, she could be Asian. No, that's Latino. Singing a Latino song. Can you bring her back up again? She's Latino, and her name is Latino.

Asians don't play Iron Frisbee. She's Latino, and her name is Latino. You don't, they invented Iron Frisbee. You ever seen a ninja movie? The Iron Frisbees, are you talking about Chinese stars? The Iron Frisbee? Yeah, okay, she's Spanish, you did. Yeah, you got it.

So Jacob got four, you got three, very close. Very close, very good job, yes. If that's the only one I get right from here on in, I'm proud of myself. Her face is shaped like a bench press re-rack. It looks like if two of her sit on either side of you, you could place your bar back, and she could hold it up. I just wonder what happened, it's gotta be some,

I mean, you told us it was a frisbee accident. Well if we spoke Spanish I'm sure it's all she sings about. My head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head,

my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my head, my my face before you think we're punching down she doesn't understand English it's fine. Christina you ready? DJ Lou are you ready? Hell yeah. Fellas are you ready? Yes. Let's play that song. I My fist, what is wrong with me?

In an energy from your love to see I can't stop to watch you now I'm not there to go Yes, you wonder where I am Oh yeah. They wanna win. And you know what? We're gonna find out a winner. 14 more questions. 14 more songs. That's okay, it's totally fine. That's right, unless Jacob's instincts go off before then.

All right guys, let's wrap this up. I suck at this game. Here we go. Court, let's go to you first. Oh, I think I missed this one. I think I missed this one. I think I missed this one bad I'm gonna go with the maternal wide black mommy

Black mommy, okay. Wow, okay mommy. Okay mommy was the edge. I couldn't think I was you know Black Lou, what do you got? Looks like a midget Body is muscular. An attractive midget, made for adjective attractive. And I'm gonna say race, maybe Filipino. Phil-a-pino. Okay. Jacob, what do you got?

All right, for look, I have dressed up dork. He's dressed up. Body type, I just have average adjective I'm thinking balding and then race I do have white white BJ I went with plain old average pan-faced yellow I don't know if you say that I don't know I think the last one is mixed. Okay, what is it? Plano. We're doing the colors. Plano? It's a race. One more time, plano? Plano.

Yes. Like plain old. Yep. Average. Body type average. Adjective pan faced. Pan faced. As if they have been hit in the face with a pan.

Right. And it will be flat. Okay. Yellow, meaning all of the colors, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, yellow, average, adjective pan-faced. Pan-faced. As if they have been hit in the face with a pan. Right.

And it will be flat. Okay. Yellow, meaning all of Asia. I will accept an Indian. Okay. Okay, here we go. This was the most all over. Everybody, yes.

Everybody's all over on this one. And that's why this game is brilliant. Yes. Because you're really gonna find out who you are and what you hear. Yeah. And who you are as a person are we ready Christine please show us who is the singer Wow Jay Wow Pretty exciting too. What? I mean... Clean sweep for me. Nothing good. Oh, dude. I mean, I got nothing good.

Crush that one. Clean sweep for me. Except maybe he's a little chubbier than average. I want people at home to just play it for a second and then we're going to describe this guy. Jay will describe this guy. Listen. My fist, what this, what this one we need.

Jay, please describe. I mean, that's a beautiful voice. Okay, he's a plain old average pan-faced yellow. I mean that's a beautiful voice. He's a plain old average pan face yellow. I mean, to a T. I mean, it's insane. He's in Mongolia, somewhere in Asia. He's wearing some clothes. He's just wearing the most basic clothes.

He got clothes. He's average. He's wearing blue pants, members only jacket, a polo shirt. This guy's on Big Jay's playlist for sure. No doubt. He, this guy's on this playlist for sure No doubt knows this guy average body types just like an average Chubby, I see a little chubby gang. I would take off average if you didn't want to give me that I can face no doubt This is great. No doubt and yellow is the as the fucking as Earth Sun

Hello as a crayon yellow is the sun that gives Superman his power. There we go, there we go. I mean. I got none right. Woof. Zero on my name. So I'm giving myself a nice check there. Are we going with average?

Am I getting average? You're getting it buddy, you got all four. Average? That is average. He's average. Pan-faced. Yellow. That is literally incredible.

From that voice to get that, it's crazy. Crazy. Great job, Jay. Great. Thank you. Great job, Jay. That was fun. That's what the game's all about. Is going inside yourself. And you know what? Let's not go down and take a left. Let's take a right. And go over to China.

I use my racist instincts. That's what we're getting at too. I use my racist instincts. Yes All about instincts instincts Okay Here we go. Are we ready? Are we ready for the next the next we have I think two more, okay? Jacob you say there's a bonus to there's a bonus. Let's do it. I gotta get one. Are you are you? I'm right now. I'm a bonus. Let's do it. I gotta get one of these. Are you, are you? Yes. Right now I wanna tell the score.

I'm a big donut right now. Black Lou with one. Big Jay with one. Yes. And Jacob leading the game with two. It's not about winning or losing though. You're not there yet. I wanna crush you all.

I, I, all right, are we ready? Everybody, please put your ears on. Let's do it. Get your racist instincts in play. Let's hear that next song, Christine. Bad bitch, powerful and savage Activated goddess, I've been on my ballshit

confident divine damn my avatar so fine sexy on the inside if I want it, it's mine the name you sent da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Here we go guys. This one's gonna be a quicker one now. Get those down. You know the game. Fellas? Hey, while they were writing I just want to say the last one was Master Wen Howe if you're looking up his name. Master Wen Howe. Who is a master of Wen?

And Howe. And Howe. Can I ask to hear a little more of the music? Sure, of course you can. That is well within the rules of the game. Remember what we're looking for, guys. Remember what we're looking for, fellas. Damn, this one's tough. This game is tough, Jacob. That's why we're playing it.

Looks, body type, adjective, and race. Please put those pencils down. And here we go. And Jason, since you won the last round, let's go to you first. This one was easy for me and I think I got all four again. I went with weird fat midget stank Indian. Fat midget, stank Indian, okay.

Weird fat midget, stank Indian. Did you fat midget. Okay, thank Jacob did you get the last one? Yeah Thank you very much. I did set it for you slow Jacob Looks schoolgirl. Oh slim adjective slutty Asian slutty Asian Okay, Asian, maybe too. I think I'm gonna get burned because I don't know if Bobby could do was gonna do two Asians in a row But that's the game. That's the game. It's a little bit generated. They are randomly Christine is picking She's picking them. I mean I'm him. Oh, yeah, like I said Lou's picking them and then telling Christine was a pick. Okay

Good let's see that's the fun of random could be court what do you got well, I'm gonna go with looking for looks body type Adjective and race I'm gonna go Pikachu or dwarf stocky Pikachu that is completely Asian I Went Asian I felt Asian that might be the win to me too. I felt Asian that might be the wind me too. I felt dwarf II You know, I felt a little tiny there the voice there you there wasn't a lot of air in the lungs Yeah, you know the adjective was what? the adjective was Pikachu Pikachu and the

Like it was what dwarf dwarf? Okay dwarf It's not gonna be a large part of the body type was stocky stocky Okay, I felt like let's try to go on order I win an order. You just didn't you said Pikachu for I've missed it. That's well then Pikachu is oh, that's not that's You're right sure show no, it's our show. I know okay. You're just a little frustrated because you haven't got a point yet, but. You're goddamn right. I think it's frustrating. You're goddamn right. I know.

I'm trying to be racist. Here's the thing. It's coming. Here's the thing. Lou, what do you got? I got emo, twinkie, annoying, and white. Wow. I know a white girl when I hear one.

Wow, white. Wow. I mean. You know an annoying white girl. Is he right? I want the one. Is he right? I want to hear one. You know, you know, annoying white girl. Is he right? Is he right? I want this. I just want to hear a little more, just real quick.

Everybody be, we have all the answers. People at home, just listen a little bit. If you're playing at home, here's a little more for you. Activated goddess, I've been on my boss shit, confident in the vine. Thank you, Christine. This is something that Christine likes. Christine, let's see the voice. Who's behind the voice?

Yes, let's go! I mean... Let's go! Wow! I mean, Black Lou... I don't know what the fuck she is. Black Lou, can you please read your looks, body type, adjective, and race? Emo, tiny, annoying, and white.

100%. Guys, I'm going to say, yes. That's three of four. We're going to go through them all, Jacob. Don't worry. Relax. But I'm going to say, Black Lou, I'm pretty sure, nailed it. Jacob, what do you?

The first one was what? What was your look? Emo. Emo. That's not emo. It's very opposite of emo. It's not emo. It's not emo. Emo. Emo. That's not emo. It's very- It's not emo. It's not emo.

It's not emo. It's not emo. He got three or four. Three or four. It's not emo. But it's definitely silly like emo. I mean, that girl's- That's now your-

Now you're- Bobby, that's- You're futzing with rules. Bobby, I'm not futzing with rules. I'm not allowing it. I agree with you. I'm just- Three or four though, that's great.

You know what I'm doing? I'm joking. I'm just joking around. Jacob, what do your instincts think about that? Fucking guy. He just snapped at me about fucking rules. I missed by one. I'm before though. You know what I'm doing. I'm joking. I'm just joking around Jacob what your instincts think about that fucking guy just Think you were making an argument to give him I was not I was joking around her name is Shannon Blake I was she's a tattooed new age like hippie check Singing pop songs. Yeah, and she's actually very popular, but now her fans are turning on. Oh nice. She's nude to go back to that Christine's Yeah, no those, her boobs? This is real.

Yeah, her boobs are real. No, I'm not sure if the pictures are. Oh, no real, she has nudes. Can you type in the word pussy? She's very hippie and there's a lot of nudes on her. Delicious. What'd you say? What's up, that was out loud?

Yeah, that was in the microphone. She looks delicious. All right, well you said it like you were looking at a meatball sub. Annoyingly delicious, is that what you mean? Yeah. Jacob, while you're looking for these nudes, Jacob. She looks delicious. All right, well you said it like you were looking at a meatball sub. Annoyingly delicious, is that what you mean? Yeah. Jacob, while you're looking for these nudes, Jacob. I got two.

You got two. I'll read mine. Jacob, read yours. Stank and weird I gave myself. Well, I'm the judge, so you don't do that. I'll give it to you. I give you stank and weird. Thank you.

There we go. Delicious. I had, look, I went school girl, and then adjective, I had slutty. Yeah slim and Asian So I think I got to two out of two. Okay. Good. That's cool. I'm out. I got nothing. I got Asian I miss stocky. I miss Pikachu. I miss door. I got nothing. I suck at this game You do not suck at this game. Pikachu was close Pikachu was close. She dresses like a Pikachu I think I love I would have given him a point for a Pikachu that was that was

your answer on that one I got one point yeah one but I'm not but you know I didn't annoying white Pikachu I go what I would have tied we should see what we should see what the scoring looks like with everyone's actual things they got the cumulative at the end we could make it the popular vote versus the oh man she doesn't have a good ass that's way too much work now listen she's very hot and there's better nudes too she's a real dumb idiot though huh incredibly sexy but she had she had this one song if you go I like going to these people and going back as far as you can till they started the Instagram to see what?

The one was watching the transformation into this person and it's it's pretty wow She was just a blonde chick that would be at a party fucking you know riding a pole dancing sure no No tattoos and all the sudden no she had no tattoo She had a big weird She's not a fat midget or Indian dunk Duncan, scroll all the way down to the bottom and you see the regular little girl that had a father at one point. And then she turned into this.

Well, her uncle came over for a weekend and the next thing you know, she's a singer. Guys! Jay, the name of the game, we're gonna come up with a name of the game. Maybe the fans can help, but what was the name you... What was the name? Vision the Voice. Vision the Voice? Lou, but what was the name, what was the name? Vision the Voice.

Vision the Voice? Lou, what do you got? It's not fun enough. Face Behind the Voice. Face Behind the Voice? These aren't fun. These aren't fun ones. How about this, the race face behind the voice?

Too wordy. Too wordy? Sound fun to say. Race face. Race face behind the voice. The race face game. All right, we got two more questions. The last question is gonna be worth five points.

Okay, here we go. I got a chance. I should say I got a chance. Louis and I are tied. I'm gonna tell you right now, we got Lou two, Jacob two. Jay, you got one, and Court, you got a fat

Pikachu goose egg he could win the whole thing he could with the last question yeah that's why the game's exciting Jacob that's why race face is excited is that what call what we call it guys Christine do you have anything race phase race face race this is where you employ the audience to have us your name We think this game should be called. Yeah, they'll come up with something good this next question I mean this next singer so hard this next singer now you guys get the game you have to think You have to think outside the box My only person who's gotten a complete sweep all four yes, no I

Did you think you got an all four not at all four? Yes. No, I did. You didn't get an all four? Not an all four. Yes I did. Which one? The Frida Pinto one. Oh that's true, he did. What were the four things? Frida Pinto, Unibrow, Slim, Sirius Latina.

Yeah. I nailed that one. He did. Now, this game is, I would call fluid. And I say that maybe we can add those points up to people who get all four at the end could add up to a Blue why would you poo poo this they don't need help? Okay? I'm just saying just change if you get as we go

This is if you get all four two in a row. I Say that should be points. I'll tell you what I think if you don't get any points at all you get all four, two in a row, I say that should be points. I'll tell you what, I think if you don't get any points at all, you get 10 in the end. Maybe. I mean, if we just throw around a rule check. Yeah, we're just gonna throw stuff around. Maybe a knuckle sandwich.

All right, ready? Guys? All right, here we go. People at home, please get your pencils ready, get your paper ready, and get your, do me a favor everybody I want you to shut those miles and open those ears. Mm-hmm because you need to listen right now to

Guess this race face Play Christine please Oh You may not drive a great big Gangster white wall Play a little little you may not have come on what's that but remember who was the last person

what is it he can stand in Blake People playing at home Shannon Blake was the last person we played Alright everybody Let's start wrapping this up I know Let's fade that down a little bit, Christine There we go guys First of all all very really good very good I mean probably the best singer so far

so now here's the thing notice all these people can sing this is not this is not bullshit and the ones just a mouth and eyes It's pretty impressive pretty impressive your reaction what you say fun cool Okay, here we go now court We're gonna start with you because you need those points on these points you need these points. I'm going to start with a cockeyed slim The adjective I thought I was like deliverance.

I kind of thought like deliverance. That hillbilly-ish. Hillbilly-ish deliverance. And I'm gonna go with white. I am gonna go with white. Okay, great. We're gonna go, Jacob, what do you got? I'll tell you, the race one is throwing me off the most.

That was the one I just said. Really? Whatever my hand goes. This threw you off? Yes. Wow. Because because all right, okay Well, I have for the look I put dapper Body type fat Adjective uggo white white white

Okay Lou what do you got? Yes, sir. So I have looks gangster gangsta It's a heavy guy. Yeah Dandy if you've been paying attention to the Met Gala dandy or stylish as people would say and and I'm gonna think Puerto Rican Puerto Rican Jay We be fat smelly white I Really like how concise you are there's not you don't you don't met you don't mince the word I think you know handsome this game was Was was inspired by Jay knowing how Jay describes people He gives that to me one more time Jay. It's behind the back of dweeby

fat smelly white Right, I believe Jay has slept with somebody with those same Attributes every night Not her I didn't mean you Christine. I'm sorry. I'm at the dog, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not got instincts. I want a meter when they're getting, when they're getting, when they're starting to come up. The answers are in. Now this is, wait.

This is big for you. You need this. Badly. If you don't get this, you have to get the next one. You can tie the other two. Just so you know, everybody has to get the next one.'re not micro correct the fucking game just play the game I think you know it's funny I think I heard from somewhere that everyone has I think it's way better and I appreciate that I try everybody in here is. I think I'm somewhere. Here we go. Ready? Christine, please. Show the face.

Whoa! What the fuck? I think I finally fucking got one. Jay, can you describe what you're looking at, please? Describe the singer. Dweeby? Yeah. Not fat.

Nope. Definitely smelly And white white Jay you got three three blue Gangster no no heavy no no dandy no and Puerto Rican absolutely not This guy I No. And Puerto Rican, absolutely not. Fuck me. No way. This guy, I would say, I would say, Jacob, you got two. What do you got?

Because I put dapper. That killed me. Nope. Fat. Fat, nope. I'll go in white. I got right. He is ugly.

He is ugly. He's definitely white. Now, Courtney. Hey, this guy definitely shares a chromosome with somebody else in his family. So this is so we got deliverance Yeah, I the guys wearing glasses deliverance. Yes, like slim and white. I think I'm pretty sure he nailed all four for this guy That's why I say if you get all four you should get two guys I gotta say it's been great being on the show the next time I the next time we play the game if you get all four you get two points, right?

Oh, you want to do that now we can do that now. I think we do it just now just on that I forgot to school we can do that now I'll give you two points and Jacob two points, but I think we should figure out the scoring all around Okay, because the other day maybe we find that it's more fun If we do a running tally of how many get right in instead of getting everybody getting the full round But maybe maybe this is the better way you got to do a little bit of math I'm gonna need a little help with that if we're gonna do that. I'm gonna need somebody to you know Of course because I have to entertain. Yeah, I'm the host

I need to go who you tie now stand now cash Standing outstanding real quick question guys Yes, and I am over the moon that this game is going as well as it's going swimmingly Where did Jacob go? In the middle of it, I think you went to DM this guy in the middle of the game final question That was his radio instincts When the instincts called it you gotta answer His fucking radio senses went off and he used I guess he must be needed out there

Well, you know what? I want to I want to give a couple credits Rewind to Lamont Landers. Yeah, please Lamont now know this Lamont is gonna come in studio and hang with us Why the fuck do you just make us, set him up to call him ugly? Well, he's not pretty. You said smelly. You said smelly. I gave myself a point for it.

No, no, it's fine. He's not gonna know this. He's gonna come in, he sings great, his career's kinda taken off right now. I've been a fan of his for a little while. He's the inspiration for this game, because I couldn't believe he's this redheaded dude, looks like a nerd, and he sings like butter.

His voice- It's just that you told me earlier that I was the inspiration for the game because of the way I describe people. No, you were part of it. You were part of the gameplay. But seeing him- He's also pulling it together more.

Yeah, because he's becoming popular Boston is known as the Larry bird of soul. Yeah, buddy Larry bird of soul, and he is really I mean he can sing great I've actually seen this guy sing before he's I mean not like live but his first name's Lamont Can you go to another song? I mean yes father was black. No shit. No. I have no idea Yeah, they're about he's about to pop they're trying to make this guy I like the way he sings he's a nice guy and he's gonna come on the show why is he coming on the show in June in June he's gonna come on the show and hang with us I don't know I don't know if there's gonna be a long

autograph line for this kid after the show you don don't like it. No I think the guy sings amazing. I just don't think all the girls that get moist listening to him once they see him. Oh you'd be surprised. Look they're gonna judge him up. Oh yeah I guess that's true. He'll be fine. We saw the worst picture of him. Yeah we're not gonna. Don't listen to me I got one point. I have one point in this whole game. But he's your point point You should be sticking up for him. I am sticking up for him. He's got an amazing voice All right, let's hear a little more of them. I want to hear a little more He's got that deep this nice Nice leave it close your eyes

Now look it now open look at him he He always posts. He always posts on his stuff I've seen he always points. This is really me singing it is I know but he always has to post that over and over and over again Yeah, I'm not lip-syncing. This isn't somebody else's voice if we get him in studio There's a lot of effect on that microphone yes, thank you Like him you don't like him. You don't like him. No, he's basically like, let me show you my black singing impersonation.

Wow, so I guess we can't have him on the show. Sort of. It is sort of a- You can't have Saul if you're white. I mean, we can't have him on the show. I mean, if we get this aggressive from one of the producers. I think I would too. Who literally just called him a f-

He's stealing- He's stealing the black music, but I think we should have Black Lou Sing versus him. No filters. Let's do it. I'll kill him. All right, if you win, you get $10,000. And if you win, you'll get $10,000

because we're gonna jump this fucking guy. That's awesome. Guys, guys, Jacob, are your instincts back? Just so you know, Lamont, if you come in, you might get jumped. Or we'll have a lovely interview. This doesn't sound real. I don't know.

What? Depends on the day. Sounds like he's faking. What? He sounds like he's faking, yeah, I talked to his manager he's not fake he's not faking it We're gonna have him on the show and maybe black Luke and hold back his racism Reverse racism towards this young man who's just singing what he knows You don't know his path. He maybe he maybe he's like the jerk He was raised by a black southern family. And he learned that from them.

But guys, guess what time it is? It's almost time to end the show. But right now, before we do that, it's final question on Guess the Face. What's the name again? There's no name yet. Face the Nation. The Face. Face the Nation.

Face the Race Face. The McLaughlin Group. The Race Face. What are we calling it? CBS Sunday mornings face What does it call again face the nation face the race race face race race face guys? The final question here on the first ever five points whoever gets this Takes it away. We have Jay with one we have Courtney with one we have Lou with two and we have Jacob with two it is a Humdinger of a game it is close It is close. It's tight tighter than a two-year-old one might say whoa

Fuck says I'm sorry Okay, sorry, this is H.. Well this is the blue tape. Was that Uncle Paul? Are we all ready? I'm ready. You have your pens ready? Yeah. People at home, are you ready with your pens and paper?

The seventh and final. Guys, remember what you're going for here. It's looks, body, adjective, and race. Christine, please play the music. Oh, what a beautiful song. Beautiful voice. Is it country? Is it rock and roll? Is it old school?

Kind of sounds like Oasis to me. Yeah. What is this? Feels good though. I like it. Sounds like Oasis to me. Yeah. What is this? Feels good though. I like it. Maybe taking a bike ride around your park, your new neighborhood, Christine, with the dog.

Pull over and get yourself a Richie slush. Make a phone call to your man who's coming home with the old takeout. Turn it up a little bit, him hear it let him hear it here we go are we go come on now this is the final question towards five points it better be tough Jacob you're not just gonna steal this game. Black Lou is done. Black Lou is confident. He is done. Jay's still writing.

Guys, a couple more seconds. Here we go. A couple more seconds. A couple more seconds. And fade that down. Everybody, the final question on Raceface is here. You don't know you blew it.

You don't know what your instincts are doing. Or do you? You're paying attention to the wrong instincts, J. I wanted this more than I let on. We all want it. Is that what you went out in the hallway during the middle of the game and sort of punching walls in a rush?

Did you just go say the serenity prayer in the hallway? Now, because you won last. I go first. No, do we go with you? Because? Wow, if you if you get this, this is crazy. This would be awesome. Wouldn't it? I'm gonna go with you. Courtney, you're gonna go with me? What do you got? Look, I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with nerdy frumpy boring white Taking a Taking a

Little page out of Jay's book, which I like I well already frumpy I like that he's very concise in his description and I thought I was delving too deep into it So I thought I'd go with my instincts and then do the opposite because my instincts are horrible terrible things and then I went the opposite of that because I was going to say Asian and I was like nah I don't think so I think we've I think we need already with the whites nerdy frumpy nerdy frumpy, nerdy, frumpy, boring, white. Boring, white. That's describing a lot of people I know. Yes.

Lou, what do you have? Homeless. He looks homeless. Like a junkie. Got it. Body is like a junkie. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop now. This is the body. It's a junkie body. Crackhead. You know what they look like. Non-threatening black. Non- Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, We have Then we have a non-threatening black right nerdy non-threatening black. Okay. Yep. Okay

Okay Jacob I'm gonna go to you last big Jay. Oh I went with pub faced scrawny dick-licking white trans I threw trans into the end because I do believe that might be the thing here I do believe that might be the thing here Jay real quick cuz you have to you read that one with you faced you say Ronnie Scrawny dick licking Ronnie dick licking white trance All right, okay

You actually really went out there on that one You added a little something at the end It's like just a little sparkle. I found the tree is sparkle on the end there. Okay, it's really really perplexed over this yeah toiling Jacob I Needed a meeting of the the look is more the Manchester British like always is Okay, British British British go British British I got skinny to skinny to average Skinny skinny skinny or average please pick one

Skinny skinny great, and then I'm going with either Soccer or track suit look you know like athletic and then white athletic white athletic white let it white Athletic gear That's what I meant Gear here. I like gear. Well that could be trans right there's gears. There are different gears to trans Yeah, you know I think it's a six gear trans

It's six gear summer buddy time not to take shit from anybody. Yeah, what are you looking at? It's six gear summer buddy time not to take shit from anybody. What are you looking at? Guys come on baby people at home. Let's go. Come on for the first episode the first show ever of race face That we're calling it's not gonna stick. Okay, but we're just gonna go No, but we got a pin in that though face the race you let the people racy face We're not just picking the race though. We're picking so many other things. Yeah, it's you could say it'll happen You gotta let it happen organically. We gotta let it happen. We'll figure out the game final question worth five points and the win and the win the first winner of

The win. And the win. The first winner of Faces of Races. You don't have to keep naming it, you just say the game. Just say the game. Force race face. I'm just trying to free ball it. Maybe it'll come out. Sure.

L-B-A-R. Nope, that's not it. L-Bar. L-Bar face. Nope, okay. Ladies and gentlemen, here we go. Christine, present the singer. Fuck!

Oh shit! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! His name is Mitch Gander and he looks like Fortune Feimster. Woohoo!

That is a frumpy, nerdy, boring white. That is a frumpy, nerdy, boring white. Wow. Hang on, hang on, boring white. Wow. Hang on. Hang on. Go up. Wow. That is a frumpy.

Look up who it is. And I'd like to see a few things. What? What's happening here? You're doing an investigation on this. Well, this is not part of the news. If he's gay, I'll accept dick-licking. And I'm not sure.

Now, does he have pronouns up in his thing? Does he have pronouns? No pronouns. No? He him. He him? All right, so that's. It's not trans. Does he have it does he have pronouns up in his thing as your pronouns? Him all right, so that's not trans not trans, but gay friendly he's definitely gay if he's gay what? Look go see scroll down see if he has any kid photos frumpy nerdy Boring wait see what these with Nine I don't think he's good. I don't think he's gay. I think he has a girl.

Definitely frumpy. Yeah, he's for sure frumpy. 100% nerdy. Wow. And I don't think there's any more chlorine you could put in that guy's race right there. We're gonna have to go through this because I mean, this is nuts if this happened.

If this just happened, it's nuts. I think it happened. Lou, please read yours again. Homeless? Nope. Nope. Junkie itch. No, that guy eats. He's eating.

Unless it's cupcakes. I mean, unless that's what you meant. Non-threatening. Well, non-threatening, okay. Non-threatening. And black. Uh, not black, yeah. Yeah, not black.

So you got one. Jacob, what do you got? I got one. What is it? I got the Manchester British skinny. Skinny? Yeah, I said he was skinny. What is it? the Manchester British skinny no skinny Yeah, I said he had he was skinny. I was thinking like Noel Gallagher. What did you get? We're saying again you got skinnies now British you think British. Yeah, and then I put like soccer tracksuit outfit

I think you got white. That's I got white. That's all I got you got one. Okay, Jay I got nothing guys doesn't have pubed face. He's not scrawny He seems to not be a dick licker And he's not white trans. There's no photos of him kissing a guy holding a little dog He does look exactly like fortune Feimster. I mean, yeah, I mean you would be right if it was a woman Yeah, I Had to double check that it was now, please court court. Will you please read yours? Yes, I will sir and give the name of this guy. What's the name of this guy?

is Mitch gander Mitch also known as a nerdy frumpy boring Every hind win won the last two. Didn't think you were all sad. Wow. But you, you know what? You took the advice of Jay.

I followed suit. You followed suit. You kept it simple and that's what the game's about. Don't get two in your head. Just let it flow. Bobby just found out what the game was about. Yeah, I just heard it right now. That's what the game's about.

Just what it's about. Yeah. Court McHound, congratulations. I want to thank my executive producer, Lou, for coming up with the song and the music and putting this game together for me. And Christine, of course, jumping in as an EP at the end. And, you know, hey, sitting there quietly enjoying the show

and bringing all this stuff up. Great job, Christine. I want to thank all of you, the fans of the Bonfire, for participating. Make sure you go under the Twitter. We're gonna have all these people that we had up here to play the game at home and make sure you check back in in June when we have the beautiful,

what's his name's coming on? Lamont. Lamont is coming on the show and hopefully Black Lou doesn't have a problem with that. He's already got a major problem. I mean he's got a major problem. He thinks he's stealing black people's music for some reason. Court McHown is going to be at Zaneys in Nashville May 29th. Not just Court, the winner.

The winner. Court McHown, yes that's right. Race face placeholder, challenge champion. Court McHown is going to be be his Andes in Nashville May 29th for tickets and all of his tour dates follow at court McCown co RT MCC o WN on Instagram right now mad Jacob's got God there is there like a like a like a faceless trophy or something yeah no that no race no but one thing we did forget to do is Bobby supposed to go around a French kiss all of us like Richard Dawkins before the show

That's gonna happen. Yeah, that'll start happening soon though Bobby Kelly's gonna be in San Diego this weekend. I'm gonna be doing something the next weekend I'll be in Cincinnati might be in San Diego. Maybe I'm a San Diego This week you might I mean you might want to buy those tickets Maybe I'll be a surprise somewhere or something. Make sure you go to PunchUp.live slash Robert Kelly for all my dates, my specials up there live from the Village Underground. Go to my YouTube page and make sure you check out Big J. I'm going to be at Parks Casino

in Ben Salem. Next Monday, I'm doing dojo for, it's a cigar night, me, Joe List, Aaron Berg, and then I'm going to be in the dojojo back at the dojo for my own stuff in June so check me out there and check out my website punchup.live stop Robert Kelly slash Robert Kelly and check out Jay's new special. Oh yeah watch they because it's a it really plateaued. Listen man I'm telling you right now those two specials are the funniest specials I don't even call them crowd work because it is hilarious funny from two funny specials I I don't even call them crowd work, because it is hilarious.

Funny from, two funny specials I've seen in the last fucking 10 years. Go check it out, youtube.com slash at Big Jay Okerson. Kurt Matzker, one of the funniest on the trailer for What's Your Fucking Deal. When we did it, that was one of the funniest, the last clip of his hymn is going, he goes, yeah, that's why it's called crowd work and not crowd fun.

Like, someone said, look, you hate this? He goes that's why it's called crowd working, not crowd fun. Someone said, look, you hate this? He goes, yeah, it's called crowd work, not crowd fun. And check out Big J, he's going to be in Liberty Town of Liberty, Funny Bone in Cincinnati, May 16th, and the 17th Governors, Levittown, New York. Just watch the special. Just watch the special. And we will catch you guys next week, Monday.

Yeah, make sure you tune in. We'll be back on Monday. Congratulations, Cork. Come on, everybody. Thank you, guys. Thank you. This is just it's a highlight. It's a highlight of my career It's definitely the highlight of this trip 100%