The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Rambo Donkey Kong w/Mike Finoia

Episode Date: July 10, 2026

The wondrously talented Chris Stanley sits in Bobby's chair and finds out that Jay has a deeply troubling problem with celebrities. Big Jay turns into a needy child when someone famous connects with him through text. He wrote gushing messages recently to Jerry O'Connell, but in the past he overshared with actor Ryan Hurst, Andrew Dice Clay, and two members of Korn. Mike Finoia and Chris coach Jay as he tries to reach out to Jerry O'Connell yet again. Jay is not trying to learn a lesson about boundaries. Mike Finoia can be found on SiriusXM's "Saturday Night Shakedown" and Chris Stanley can be heard on "The Bennington Show!" *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Crison and Robert Kelly. Why is Chris's microphone that on? It doesn't have to be on. I'm just hanging out. You're just kidding. I'm just here. I'm here to watch, my man. Fucking cuck.

Just here to watch. Welcome to the Bonfire, Faction Talk, Sirius, X-7-103. I'm Big J. Oakerson. The great Robert Kelly is in Austin right now. Austin, Texas, party town. That's where a comedian goes to turn the fuck up. But Bobby brought his family. I'm going down there to pan handle later on.

Might as well, dude. If you could do a fucking solid worm about half a block from the mothership, you couldn't make a living. Oh, my God. I mean, the Bachelor party is just going to fucking hurl change at my face. Sitting in Bobby's chair today from the Beddinton Show right here on Faction Talk 103 weekdays noon to two. And if you also know him from High Society Radio on the Gastige Network, it is the great Chris Stanley. Oh, thank you so much. Yeah.

Fuck that, that, dude. Fuck that. It was Hat Day over here. It's Hatgang. Hashtag hackang. And sitting in with us also, one of my best buddies. He's got a show right here on Sirius X-M as well,

over on the Grateful Dead Channel. If you put it that channel on right now, it's the same song you left on yesterday. That hurts, man. And it's not because they play on loops, which they do also. No. God damn.

The Grateful Dead Channel's loops of music must be fucking 17 hours long. Every other station are three-hour loops. It's a jam, dude. It is a jam. It's the Saturday night shakedown. Every Saturday, 8 to 9 p.m. on Sirius XM on that Grateful Dead Channel 23.

It's America's Amigo, Pancho, Mike. Mike, Cenoia. Oh! Fresh. Fresh. Fresh off of Comics Unleashed. Throwing his head back in laughter. Jokes you didn't think were funny for real.

Hey. I do. Playing supportive. Mikey was a supportive Comics Unleashed. He was supportive. I learned it from the best, dude. By the way, when you're there, what else you're going to do? What else you're going to do when you're there?

You said yes to the show. You're going in there going, I'm going, I'm going to throw my head back at laughter of things I don't think are funny. Because if you watch the show, you would think that Mike would be here wearing Mary Ellen Hooper merch merch. I'm a stocking her, okay? I'm a hoop head. No, I don't know.

I have big time vested interest to Mary Ellen Hooper. Like, I have a lot of money. It's my SpaceX. Okay? And I'm trying to fucking bank up. I am rich in hoop coin. By the way, I'm not doubting her funny at all as a comic. I don't know her comedy at all, but it's like,

from my gather, though, it's like the genre of the like, I'm already afraid telling it. Am I wrong about that? It's your character. And she's like, my husband said to me, by the way, every story about her husband starts off, you think he's going to be beat the living shit out of me. Is her character abused woman?

Sort of? Sort of. Nervous. Nervous at life? No, did you remember, like, it's the Kathleen Madigan, Jeremy. It's like a genre. Sure. I would say something like crowd work or whatever like that.

Just having fun, yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, serious. There's the, there's the subliminal comics, right?

That's the Tom Cotter, the Wendy Liebman, like the, the loud setup and then like the little taggy punch lines. Sure, yeah, yeah. You know, oh, my lawyer finally got me off on the chart,

you know, finally got me off. And then he got me off on the charges. Yeah, come. Yeah, it was the first one, the first one was come. The first one was in fact come We have so much to get to today New York City is on fire right now with love

Because two psychopaths climbed up the top of the Empire's Day You know they're hot as fuck as a couple They are very attractive Have you seen them? I couldn't see them necessarily But when I saw the girl on the towel The helicopter shot of the girl in the towel I go

She got a body First of all, no fucking tub of shit's getting up there. So whoever gets up there is going to be yoked. Hello, human fly over here. So her body looked fantastic. I saw a massive cans on a tight waist. Yeah, so right, so they had two people, I guess, protesters, right? Climmed up to the top, to this fucking spear of the Empire State Building in protest.

And then when they got up top, they then he proposed to her. Oh. Yeah, by the way. Attractive couple. Two birds, one climb. That's right. By the way, and by the way, I think they're just going to get trespassing charges. Yeah, sure. That's fine.

It's not that big of a deal what they did ultimately that they survived. Yeah. It's really not the big of a deal. And he's going to get such a fucking scratchy granola mouth blow job from her later. Oh, they're going to be heavy. They're basically in a polycule now because everyone wants going to want to sleep with both of them. That's more cool. Oh, absolutely.

The situation ship? They're the center of a real giant web of cock and pus. Oh, yeah. There's going to be a lot of rules to it, but, you know, they're all going to have fun. Hang a flag from that. this. I would have bet $7 million of somebody else's money that this guy was going to have a top bun.

Well, you don't want the hair whooping around on top of the Empire State Building. What's the flag saying? Just the one tussle of it coming up. What did the flag say? What were they protesting? The flag says when the power of love is greater than the love of power, the world knows peace. It's just the lyric from

power of love. They're protesting not another there isn't another fucking Back to the Future movie? I think it's the second half of the second verse of power of love by Huey Lewis. It's more than feeling. It's the power of love. Can you feel it? If you turn the flag or it says, can you feel it?

Can you feel it? And then it says 88 jicblets. It don't take money. It don't take fame. It don't take no credit card to ride this train. What are you trying to say? Hang on, they're putting up a second flag. What's that? They say that. Oh, and love is fair. Yeah, but you don't

care. That's a big flag. I gotta get my glasses. The words are getting smaller. But you know what to do. Isn't it about Love Island? That's fun. Speaking of colloquials. I'm not going to start insulting somebody writing out, ooh.

I think sometimes when you're trying to create inflection in a sentence, you add a couple of tag on extra letters at the end of something if you want people to hold on to the word. Jacob, you see, you want people to read it in your voice. Jacob, you want people to read things in your voice. So sometimes you add a couple extra ease on the word he. He's he to give an inflection. You guys weren't here yesterday, thank Christ. That's bad producing by Jacob, by the way. You had to yell at him to pay attention to the live show that's going on.

We don't keep Jacob around for his production. I don't even know what Jacob does in production. Don't like it. Wow, look at her climb. Look at her go. Look at that fucking dump her, dude. Yeah. For sure.

And she definitely has swamp ass, but I'd still bite it. Did you see it? It says that they're from a Netflix documentary called Skywalkers. Oh, great. So it's like this is what they... Great. It's Netflix. It's promo.

Oh, my God. Yeah, this is the East Coast version of the Kevin Hart roast. Call me when Eric Andre does it. How'd that go? How did you... How'd the camera hard cross? Dude, I think everyone pretty much just thought it was funny. Yeah.

It seemed like a real love fest. I'd say minimal feedback. Minimal. Yeah, because I didn't see a lot about it from anyone I know or friends with. Nobody started to turn on each other. the second we walked off the stage still in our dress shoes. Not no one.

What a great Netflix production. That's Netflix for you. Well, yesterday, I hear it now. Someone called me out recently on saying, I say yesterday. Yesterday? Very filly.

Love was such an easy game to play. You're going to take that to heart by people fucking. I do it. Now I need a place to hide away. So, I hear it. And I hate it. I hate yourself.

Well, anyway, yesterday. Yesterday. We yeah here we go I we talked about the fact that a week ago Jerry O'Connell went on Sam Robert's show Said he went to talk about it said he wanted to talk about it's part of the Polycule He wanted to talk about oh for sure dude

No fucking doubt he's part of the polycule You don't carry that body at that age and you're on the polycule What if we change the polycule radio? I'll tell you what we did this Are we locked in the bonfire? Because the poll welcome to the pollicle. Oh, like no faction? Yeah, no faction.

No, yeah, yeah. Are they all having sex with each other? I'm going to keep listening. Oh, you got a whole channel. Yeah, what the hell is the faction anyway? Yeah, the polycule, yeah. I like that, dude, but I'm not fucking getting naked with Eddie Trunk. Well, guess what?

You are. Well, I'm not touching them. No, you have to look at it. We just got to do stuff in each other's presence. Exactly, yeah. I think I'm starting to understand the polychule. It's not so much a cuck, but just an observer. So.

So Jerry O'Connell went on Sam Robert show, and he was like, yeah, I want to talk about somebody else on your channel, the bonfire. There's like a beef, I guess. They don't like me, which is not true. But that said, we did make fun of him for the two years that he was a sassy black woman on television. He was great on that show. Fantastic. I love Jerry O'Connell. I loved it.

It's how we got our celebrity chef on the show, Nikki Dinky, from Jerry O'Connell's reaction, her on Wendy Williams. That's fun. I like Jerry O'Connell very, very much. I'm not going to say love because I think I've already scared him away. I love him. You do? Stand by me, sliders. Give me some volume.

I always got to hear the, you can't just show me video. Unironically, I love sliders. Of course. He's called a sack Mario Lopez. Buddy, I go deeper. No, he's above Mario Lopez. I love you. Absolutely, I agree.

Way above Mario Lopez. In what? Well, he was in Jerry McGuire. So what? Saved by the Bell? He wasn't in Saved by the Bell. He wasn't in Saved by the Bell. No, he was in my,

secret identity, sliders, stand by me. Stand by me. You're out of your mind. Say by the bell. This is wrong. You're wrong. Every hotel you turn on. Mario Lopez is there waiting for you.

Get to where he's talking, sassy black, please. Oh yeah, give me a good how you doing. Go back, please. Crank it up to the 11 and ripped the knobball flu. Ugh. He's playing to his heart. He's being a podcast. Don't uch.

Don't ugh. Don't talk him. He did a job. He had a job to do when he did it. Yeah. Wendy Williams' eyes shot out of our head or something and he could have to come in. I don't know if you remember, but she dressed up like the Statue of Liberty, and then she passed out and then her eyes came out of her head.

Bring it up because it's never, maybe the thing that makes me laugh most in the entire world. That happened to the same lady that was spray painted gold and during whatever gold member or something, not gold member, but the original James Bond movie. Really? Just went out? Yeah, she went out because they're like, all your pores are filled with spray paint.

Also it was like the late 60s or only 70s. They didn't care about human life. There was no spray paint on her, dude. She's a goof. Oh, okay. She just has some kind of weird disease. Oh, no, I'm sorry. She was a drug at.

Oh, yeah, disease. Is she a Braves disease? She doesn't have great. That's why her eyes are shooting out of her head. She had percocet disease. Oh, shit. She sees it. And,

peace you later. My country, that must have a lot of a great real. She hit the steps, yeah. Best is the animation right after that comes up in the back, how you booing. Oh, yeah, as just is how you booing.

As soon as she passes out. Oh, I thought it said how you goonin'nin. How you booing. How you booing. So Jerry O'Connell, sure he played a sassy black one. for two years. I find that hilarious. I want to come in here and sassy black woman with him. But there's no problem at all. And the other night,

so when we talked about it on the show, Bobby said, you should message him right now on social media or Instagram. So I went to, I said, well, if I follow, if he follows me, I'll send a message because I don't see it. But if not, I'm not going to send a message. He didn't follow me. So Bobby said, follow him. So I did. When I got home that night, 1 o'clock in the morning, I was sitting, well, I didn't get home at 1 o'clock in the morning, I, at 1 o'clock in the morning, I went outside and I looked, smoked a cigarette and looked at my phone, and I saw that I had a message from Joe O'Connell that just said simply, very nice, ha, ha, ha, big Jay, my Sam Roberts interview air, you did great at the roast.

And then just scroll up quick. That's really nice. I went on a tie rate. Oh, Jesus Christ. What is this? This is a manifesto. Oh, no, dude. This is two lines

Wait, hold on Israel comes up Epstein What are you doing, man? Who you're rooting for in the World Cup? Well, we had soda coming yesterday and read it

with Stan behind it like this Just to get through it real quick Thank you so much Yes sir, we talked about Sam Robert's show on bonfire today I was blown away You knew who I was Kama genuinely

I felt awful that you thought there was any kind of beef We're a comedy show And make fun of everything Kama ourselves included of Obviously, comma. Did Chad GPT write this?

No, I wrote this from my fucking heart, and everyone's laughing at me, and they should. This is my first offense, Chris. Do you remember the love letter to dice? Of course, dude. I wrote a love letter to dice once on Facebook, and the next day I got a message back from whoever runs this social media. It was like, hey, I just feel really bad because that was so from the heart, and you wanted to get that to him. So I just want you to know he doesn't see this. and I went

Oh, thank Christ Everything including ourselves obviously But I've been a fan of your work from obviously By the way, double obviouslys Ourselves included obviously But I've been a fan of your work from obviously stand by me And also my secret identity I throw in there

Yeah, it's good You know what you're thank you You really got to start capitalizing though Because this is very No no word right Good with commas Bad with punk bad with capitalizations I'm not going of capitalization always

Okay Double exclamation point into LOL. In the LOL period. I think you should with LMAO. Christine's made a bit of an issue about the LOL period. Yeah, it's very, very gay. It's really abrupt. It's boomer-coded.

I don't know why it's abrupt. It's just moving on to the next thought. Did you write this in June? I wrote this the other day. Pride month. Makes sense. Pride month. All right.

Would love to have you on the show anytime all caps, exclamation point. It's good for emphasis. I do get that. That could be weird for you because I don't want to cause any shit with you in Feldman because we have definitely had our jokes at his expense and he doesn't take it well

oh my god dude why do you hold on wait why you are a ham sandwiched why didn't you feel the need to put that part in so he read it like that he doesn't take it well I assume he was reading this in my mind I read him and his voice

he doesn't take it well do you guys not picture the person saying it when they text you things I do that's good that's empathy yes he doesn't take it will I get it could make a weird thing with him for you but open invite anytime and I'd love to just shoot the shit anytime

double any time Not even on the air This is the nervous this thing Not even on the air let's just be fresh And then to the nice bow on it That's the maybe the most pride thing I've said in my life All love and laughs over here man

Holy shit Hope all is well Happy face made out of a colon parenthesis Well comedy is a word I had a feeling I shouldn't have opened with this because as I started, I was like, I don't think Chris is going to hang around. He doesn't want to get it on. He didn't take his prep today. I was fired with everything until the all love and laughs.

Everything is like, yeah, all right. Well, you don't know, that's my sign off. It is starting from here. It's a brand now. It's a brand now. All love and laughs. It's my merch. All love and out hoodies.

All love and laughs here, man. A L&L, man. Black people rule and all loving laughs. Can you start doing cock sleeves with fucking all love and laughs? So for Dice Clay, I've done this before, but I think if I just look really quickly on my phone, I think with a few simple keystrokes, I could find, I remember another one I've done this too. Ryan Hurst, who played Opie on Sons of Anarchy, who, Lewis J. Gomez always claims, like, I try to mimic, I try to, like, emulate my entire life around being Opie. Well, particularly Opie from Sons of Anarchy. Oh, yeah.

I don't know. Yeah, well, they all were. You could make an easy assumption. There weren't any biker-adjacent people on Sons of Anarchy. They were all bikers. No, you're right. First of all-and-they-and-they're victims. Okey may have been the coolest character on the show, hands down.

He kind of looks like John C. Riley as a biker. Oh, this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop what you're saying. John C. You know, it's funny. He used to be clean cut. He was one of the guys that did the Sons of Anarchy Transformation.

What's that? That's the, you know, they did the show for seven years. And then when they were done, they're like, hey, can I take this jacket with me? Do you mind if I keep this beard and keep going to the same lady to cut my hair? Chris, they began as actors. They finished as bikers.

I love that. Just like most bikers. It's like Donnie Brasca. By the way, Ryan Hirsch just lives his life looking like that now and he should. With a zombie? But show before. He was in Remember the Titans.

You wouldn't even recognize him. He was a clean cut. Was he a player or a coach? A player. Okay. Oh, wow. This is a clean cut young man. He looks more like an opi there.

But I think he was in several things like that. That sends a Washington. Okay. But, um... There he is. Yeah. You don't look like him. No, it's not that I look...

He's not making the point that I look like him. Lewis is an idiot. Your essence. Nah, I'd be honest with you. It's closer to honestly. I don't make me defend Lewis on this. But I see what he's saying. But either way, out of nowhere,

one day, he was on Walking Dead for a while. He was Beta on Walking Dead. I'll even watch the first season. You didn't get to beta. But he's going to play Cretos in the God of War movie. I haven't seen it. It's not out.

No. So... They're making a movie out of the video game? Yeah, there he is. Oh yeah. Oh, TV series. Even better. More. I get more out of it. It's good. Good. I got fucking nine hours out of it. It's perfect. So he reached out to me out of the blue and I'll look if I could find it real quick once and was like, hey, it was so positive. It was like it sounded like he was a fan of me. He was like, dude, your comedy is fucking awesome. You're savage dude. I fucking love everything you do and something, some, something. And then I did what I do.

and then it just became me now I'm going to find it because there's a bunch of just like individual like congrats on playing Cratos man Oh no No really Shut the fuck up

You know when I played Shut the turn your mic off You're not friends with Feldman are you Because he might not be happy If you're friends with me I was always picturing you on the screen Yeah You know one of my friends says that I'm like you

And I'm kind of okay with it All love and light over here homeboy laughs I did the same thing when Chris Pratt was Mario in the Mario Brothers movie. His thing is, his handles Rambo Donkey Kong.

Jesus Christ. What? What a laugh that was. What's your problem? It's awesome. You think he's more Rambo or Donkey Kong? Rambo Kong. Let me go to our messages. Please be in here. Yes. I'm sure your Dice message is still. Oh. Can I tell you something? No. Even better. I'm going back to the beginning here.

It's not super long. But this is good. I'm going back to the beginning and seeing that what happened first, I think this is back, this is why I said Instagram sucks now, used to be able to go see who follows you, who's verified. Oh yeah. It's gone. Is it?

I thought it's still there. Well, no, but it's also verified doesn't mean anything anymore. Oh, yeah, yeah, right. On Instagram it still does, on exit doesn't. Well, no, then on Instagram you can't. You can't see who's just following who's verified. You have to go through all of it. But it used to break it off.

So every once in a while, when I started doing things that I'd be on TV, take a peek and be like, anybody that I've heard of before following my stuff. And at one point, Rambo Donkey Kong himself, Ryan Hurst, followed me. So, didn't say a word to me, just followed me. Yeah. I interfered in his life. You're trying to check out your content, you know? On January 1st, 2019.

New Year's Eve, New Year's Day. That's a good point. New Year's Day. I was part of my resolution to start approaching people awkwardly. Mission accomplished, day one. Day one, dude. Check it off. I'm really going to stick to this.

And the first person is going to be rambos. Can we see that I have? Now we start, now we start. Now we start planking. You fall through with a planet. I appreciate that. He goes, and now journaling. All right.

It says you started a chat with Rainbow Donkey Kong. Dude, I'm a huge fan. So cool you followed me. Opie is maybe my favorite character in a show ever. Looking forward to seeing you in The Walking Dead. Shut the fuck up, Jacob. Shut your face up. Shut your stupid fucking facial expressions.

Jay, don't let him mock you. I'm letting him. He's doing it. I don't want to. Keep reading, Keefe. You're not a victim. Jay, you're not a victim. Oh, my, Keefe, because guess who writes back?

Four days later. Four days later. How long were those three and a half days for you? I was fine. I probably was trying to find the words. Yeah, yeah, he was. He probably just trying to find the words, man. How do you say that was so sweet what I said?

When you get a message like that? You gotta take a step back. Of course, you gotta walk around, take a shower with it, you know what I mean? Be like, what the hell about? He probably has, everyone he trusted. Take a shower with it. Like, you'll see like, oh, so-and-so's typing,

but then they stop. Yeah. So-and-so's typing and they stop. He must feel, in my mind, he must feel like Jerry O'Connell felt. Like, he just followed me. And then his hero reached out to him, not knowing that he's my hero.

And this is like that, should I text her the next day? No, text her right away. Let her know you like her. No. You dove right in, dude. I do that. No, no.

He didn't do that. No, you did. Oh, I let him know right away that I saw that he followed me and I'm super excited about that. Four days later, he writes back, huge fan of yours, brother. That's good. You threw out a brother. Your voice and perspective is simply classic, savage and true. Love your stuff.

Savage. Sovage. Oh, God. March 8th. I write. I came. Killer. And I mean

capital killer debut for beta. That's the Walking Dead character. Double exclamation points. We got to link up at a comedy show

sometime, man. Would love to shoot the shit eventually. I want to shoot the shit with these guys. You're casually shooting the shit. Dude. What do you do?

You love shooting the shit. I can't think of anything I like more than shooting shit, man. I like to talk about innocuous subjects with other dudes. Didn't you see my Labat promo, dude? That's what life's about, dude, having a beer with friends and shooting the shit. You see shit?

Shoot with that light. Blue light? Oh, drink 14. Big fan, dude, vibrating with love. Is there any shit still out there? Because I'm going to go shoot it. Okay. You're a hunter from way back.

Would love to shoot the shit eventually. About what? That was March 8, 2019. January 5th, just about exactly two months into our friendship. Friendship. Yeah. What do you guys call it? What do you guys call it?

Well, you don't follow a not friend. Yeah. He started it. Yeah. I don't follow not friends or girls who I wanted to see if they were ugly before they texted me. January 7th, 2020. Jesus Christ. A year later?

Almost to the day. Yeah. I was just like, it's been a year. He's been busy? He didn't get back to the idea of a shooting the shit eventually. Actually, that would have been hurtful. Did that hurt you in real time? No, no, I figured he was waiting to let me know when he had time to shoot the shit.

He's playing a character. Probably on set. You know? Popular show. This guy's working. He was crushing it as beta. Crushing it as beta. They didn't have phone.

No, he didn't crush it. He was an absolutely killer. And I mean, comma. All caps. Killer. All caps debut for Bada. Did he ever end up a zombie on the show? Spoiler alert.

No, but he gets, he dies, I think, all times. It's sad, man. Yeah. They tear them apart at the end. Humans are zombies. Yeah, they tear apart. Well, that means you'd be a zombie, right? That's right.

You could, but now they tear them apart too much. I rip them apart for food too much. Maybe he'd be like a growling head or something. That's kind of cool. Or a non-answering hand. That'd be a great spin-off. That's all I would need. You were great as beta's growling head.

Dude, what a good growling head. So a year later, 2020, guys, we're not even at. Do you guys, we're guys talking about the coronavirus? We haven't hit it. It hasn't hit yet. There were reports from China. There were reports from China. That soup was a thing. It's a plandemic, dude.

Quick left in conversation here. It was a plan. Can we acknowledge it was a pandemic? A year later, before COVID, I asked, are you based in L.A.? I'm there relatively often. You got to check out of show eventually. Have there been any coughing Chinese people in town?

Have you been in contrast? Have you heard about this coronavirus? I don't think it's going to be a big deal. He writes back Plandemic. No, he didn't write back to that one. Wow, so we fucking ghost. At this point, you're ghosted. No, it's only two.

It's only two. That's a lot of course. You're behind in the count, though. Again, you have to understand this guy is in the throes. This is a big character on a big show. A giant show. And the guy's got a lot of friends. I'm sure.

Oh, I mean, this guy's a talk of town. Yeah. Tinsletown. So, January 15th, which is... Wait, two weeks later. Eight days later. Oh, sorry. Eight days later at 6.52 p.m.

I write... You write again. Yeah. Swinging a miss. Choking up. I write. Dude, double exclamation points. We're friends.

How many use? Oh, my God. One you. You've exchanged. He's exchanged one message with you. I thought the week later was Did you hear he said that my voice was simply classic savage and true? So far.

Why would you say you love me if you don't want me to find you? That's good reasoning, actually. If you don't want me to find you. If you want me to find you where you're at. Can you want you to share your location with him? Yeah, wink, wink, dude, you're playing hard to get you. You want me to come get you. I get it.

I get the game. Jay shared a pin. Oh, this is white boy shit. It's boring Black Lou. January 15. This appeals to all races. It does appeal to all races. At 6.52 p.m.

Dude. Cretos news is amazing. Congrats. Exclamation point. Wait, hold on. So the Credos news broke pre-pandemic? It might just be fake news. It's 2026.

Right. It probably didn't happen. Okay. Yeah. Are they in pre-production with this Cratos thing or what's up? Is he still attached? Because I could tell him. You should tell him how you're in.

I'm so sorry. Dude, so sorry the thing got pushed, but glad to hear it's in post-production now. It's good of shit out of him. I go, is Levi Wilson still doing camera up over there? Was the motion caption a pan of the ass? Don't say mocap because that's just trying too hard. Let's him know, yeah. I know I'm not in the biz like that.

Yeah, exactly. I'm a savage classic voice of comedy. comedy you told me that you made a promise to me you said we were going to be friends forever you said you understood my comedy and my voice yeah green screen acting is so tough but you crush it i crush it dude i done it again i gotta make a scrapbook of fucking awkward i i could show there was a nice point of uh my jonathan davis corn text is excruciatingly blue good excruciating that that will appeal to is there a ray that that is true Is there a Ray Lusier?

Ray texts back. He's a friend. Right, but did it start like that? Yes. Okay. Out of the gates. Right, so. That's the thing.

He was the drummer. That was his first tour with them as a member of the band. And I was new. He was new. So it was, well, now he's been with them for fucking longer than the original drummer. Okay, good. But they, but it was his first tour with them, like, I think as an official member of the band. And so, me, so it, I probably acted cooler around him because my initial probably thing was like,

Well, this isn't the original guy from corn. And then the other guys would come around, not even beating him, I go like, dude, do I look cool? Be honest, I look cool. The Dreadlock ones are walking by. They're like, yo, Ramrod. Do I got a bug hang? Yeah.

So, no, that was like a genuine, like, he was a little nervous almost. You know what I mean? Sure. So, like, that was like a real thing. But, like, no, I thought when me and Jonathan Davis would talk at night outside the buses and our little chairs that I thought we were soul bonding.

Oh, sure, yeah, yeah. I think he was just entertaining me, so I would give him cigarettes for free. The guy making the least on the tour. Have a runner get you a peck, dude. He goes, yeah, no, tell me more. Well, you're right there, though. Well, he's not supposed to be smoking because he's a singer, so he would go, Jay, Jay. And I would go, whatever you want.

I would have got him heroin. I would have fucked his life up. I'm not a good friend. You want a fentanyl patch? Yeah, I'm the S-man friend. I'm the friend they want. He goes, dude, I'll fucking find you fentanyl in this town, dude. Yeah, you're the bag man, dude.

Yeah. You're carrying his junk in your sock I didn't grow up with the guy I'm trying to lock glom on now You hear that Rambo Donkey Kong I'm coming for you son of a bitch You're gonna be to fucking freak off for no time Do I have to say we're kidding legally

So he goes Here's evidence that you said you're gonna find him I'm dressed I shave my head I got Cratos makeup on Hey Look I'm like you I got your message This is no message

Oh shit Where the god of war You said I was savage. I got the hint. You write it in a post it and put it on the other side of your phone. So it looks like a DM. Yes. Dude, my dice one was brutal.

I might be able to find that real quick. It's possible. You got to throw the fucking Jerry O'Connell text on a fucking hoady. People would love that. Oh, dude. I'll tell you what. If I get some merch going at Skangfest this year, I might retire comedy next year. But to be my black people rule shirts.

Who's not going to buy a black people rule shirts? Who wouldn't? Who wouldn't? VLM. BLM. Of course. That's still huge. But you know the thing I wore on that early set we've found of mine where I bomb one of my pandering jokes was I took off my shirt and I'm wearing a black people rule in rudimentary marker.

It's really smart. I'm going to make a million dollars off that and now possibly pronounce of unanswered text messages from celebrities. Yes. It's not funny. If you put black people rule on a coffee cup, you will be able to like retire tomorrow. Think about how many corporate plays. would buy hundreds of thousands of those. Gracian.

Jacob, if you want to buy it at ground level, we'll get you to Florida by next year. Subway? Black people goon. Put that. Yeah. Black people goon. They don't come.

It's good. Don't you come. Never. Never. Don't you fucking. No. No. Enter that goon stage.

It's not masculine at all. Shut the lights off. That's fine. Andrew. Dice. While you're looking that up, I met an interesting person in the airport in Reno. You know you meet celebrities.

You should like, holy shit. That's definitely where you meet interesting people. The hellscape that is Reno. Mandy Patankan. Oh, really? I met Mandy. How was he? It's awesome.

Sweetest dude in the world. I bet, yeah. Who is that? Really? Yes, dude. I'm like Jerry O'Connell guy. Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepared to die. Princess Bride.

Gideon from criminal minds. Home land. Is he the guy? Hey. That guy? Inconceivable? Is that him? No.

Main character. You don't know Princess Bride? Princess Bride main characters Carrie Elwis, my man. I'm so sick of you only knowing video game actors. Guys, Carrie Elwis is the lead actor. Yeah, but this guy, like, you know, he's the guy, though. Like, he's the guy most, like, that line is one of the, probably one or two, the most reference line from that beloved film. And I met him.

And also, he's the man, he's an opera singer. He's fucking great. Very good guy, too. Super cool. He was there singing at a bar mitzvah. Outspoken against Israel. He's great. Nice, dude.

Spoke it against me. Very kind. But I didn't blow it. I got his email address. Want to write him an email for me? Yeah. Dude, I love Princess Bride. Man, I'm praying to God.

Maybe you find this dice. The dice one was bad. I start stating... These were good. What are you talking about? I cite references. Oh, no. I go, uh, I think it's almost like it's like, we should work together.

It's good. Um... Pitch of business. Yeah. Fingerless glowing. I'm going to print this on a message on a fucking hoodie. It's all the Skank Fest. You want a piece of it?

Call you in an hour. Back. This is a really funny thing that Dice did do when he posted a, he posted a tour. He said the only, I did save this. Only one comic that I would go through this country with right now. Big J. O'Kerson, like a fucking tornado. His respect and love for me is one of a kind. Savage.

I have watched from the sidelines as his career in fingerless gloves, tribute to Dice. have grown bigger than him. Imagine a night where two comedians with fingerless gloves get to wrap their something and it cuts off there. But I write, this is truly the most surreal moment in my 20-year comedy career. The legend knows who I am.

Dude, I got to really stop. Yeah, you do. You got to go harder now, man. Just start hitting up random celebrities you don't even know. I posted that. I wasn't even afraid to keep that from the world. No, it does, man. That was my post about his thing.

You got to share your pain. We lived together when that happened. You were never smiling more I'm bad with celebrities, dude When Eleanor Carrigan introduced me to Dice's kids in L.A., they were teenagers, and I think I bowed to them. You just handed them your wallet? She was almost like, Jay, Jay, they wanted to meet you.

They're fans of you. They asked me to meet you. They were you fans of them. And I'm like, oh no, but come on, guys, you got to live, you get to grow up with him. You got to live and it's dinky. What did he say? What were his curse words like? What was home curse words?

Same as yours, man. No way. Do you see his curse words in me? Yeah. Carry the flame, you know what I mean? Man, I am a fucking... What a fucking goof I am. Now, if you get one of those... If you get one of those, do you write back?

No, I see the person's clearly unhinged. And you didn't learn from that? I go, look at all these capital letters and exclamation points and fucking... I DMJ poor the other day and he just fucking gave back a goddamn water emoji. I guess that's... a good thing? I thought that was skeet, skeet. You have to have the original message.

Facebook keeps things forever. All love and laughs over here, man. Facebook. Vibrating with love and light. Check it on your personal account. No, no, that's not the issue. It's getting the... It's like finding the fucking message.

It's like getting the internet is more the issue. Oh. Are you trying to tell me? No, no, never mind. Came up immediately. Unanswered. Holy shit I like that you keep going though You know what I mean?

Oh this is let's go back This is May 3rd 2013 Good God Your text to dice Your text to dice clay Not open letter to dice clay Not open letter Directly to him

In a DM I thought And then a lady reached out back to me And was like I'm sorry he doesn't see these But you should know that Because this seemed like It meant something to you

She goes He's not aware of the internet Also dial 988 By the way It's not But I see the I saw the word Shooting here And I thought it was

going to say shoot the shit. It doesn't. That disappoints me. I picked up. I picked it up later. It said shoot yourself in the face. That was more of a pre-post pandi thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, yeah, it was something I was trying out, early pandemic. May 3rd, 2013

at 6.03 p.m. I believe Christine was at work. I write. Good memory. We should be working together. Dot, dot, dot. Ask Norton. Artie.

Eleanor and Attell about me. Dice Man Cometh changed comedy for me. It's why I want to shoot my Comedy Central hour at the TLA. Comedy Central Hour. We met briefly in New York City once at a comedy club, and I wish this message didn't sound so much like I'm a really shitty new comic. Like a really shitty young new comic, because I'm not. Just a longtime fan and a fellow comic.

I suck. what the fuck I was in my 30s when I did that you were a dad that's your boyfriend you were a father this is your cringe dog is this a thing where like you hit send and then you go what the fuck did I do do you ever have any regret or is it like no that was awesome

immediate regret like post that clarity you keep doing it though yeah but that's what I'm saying so don't yeah you get horny again too that's a good fucking point Yeah. He gets like stoned and joyful and wants to tell people I feel. I'm listening to a song that's making me feel happy.

And I'm like, dude. Dude, how have I never told Dice that I fucking love him and that we should be together? That's passion, man. That's real love. I think now the time to let Dice know. I'm ready. I'm ready.

I'm ready for it, guys. It doesn't matter if he is. God damn, dude, what the fuck is wrong with me? You just want love, that's all. Yeah, your dad left. Yeah, there it's all fucking. It's all the G-Man's fault. I think it's all like a psychology.

Joe was there. Man, man, have I ever, I hate, have I ever tried to write Marilyn Manson? That'd be a bad one. Oh, did you? I don't think so. I think I only did these to people that I thought it would get to them. Sure. Yeah, I got what you're saying.

Yeah, it's like somewhat accessible. Yeah, I thought for some reason to Dice, like, he'd see if he looked at his own shit, another comedian, but maybe he does know who I am. You know, I was doing it for. 15 years at that point I was like I was like maybe he doesn't know who I am so I took a shot at that that made sense I mean my approach was horrible

no but that was so much weed good blame the weed yo I blamed the other night too I was stoned I was enjoying a weed might be the problem you know I looked up but I said I swear to you I went wow the moon is bright

it's like lighting up the outside I'm gonna write Jerry O'Connell I'm gonna write Jerry O'Connell he paused the TV so I could try to get a good picture Of the moon? Wow. Oh, you asked, you said you were trying to take a good picture of the moon. I said, take it.

Is you a good gut? I said, turn off, oh, I made you do stuff. I said, turn off the light and you'll be able to see it better. Shithead. Are you off the Jeter's or is these like a new... Wow, look at that, yeah. Post that. Did you post that one?

Tag Jerry O'Connell. There you go. Say, who do you see in the moon? You're my moon. And collab with him. A guiding light in the night of my life. A beacon of light in the world of flight. I put you over.

Yeah. Or don't even post it. DM it to them. Yeah, I thought, Black Lou? Quick question, because I don't know if you guys... Are the phone lines lined up with people who want to make fun of me? I'm joking. Not yet.

We never open the phone lines up. Did Jerry leave you on red? Like, did he... Did you see red in a time? No. Because I'm wondering how long it has been... It doesn't do that. I think he has those off.

You can turn those off. I have those off. Got it. Okay. I hate that's the worst thing when someone tells it. Oh, wait. A little picture shows up if he read it right. Oh, no.

You're talking about it for Dice? for Jerry in the Instagram comments you can see in the very bottom right it'll say red at a certain oh but if you have those on he doesn't have those on smart well savage now he knows now he knows oh look and now because I follow him he shows up first to my algorithm love that yeah a guy love the algorithm right it like shows me it knows me it knows me better than I know myself no oh let's see you know short form video it's the shit you know he actually might have written back by now how do we see if he still follows me By the way, also, because I was...

When I was trying to send this to everybody, also, I was just, like, my finger touched the thing too many times. So, he's also seen now as at one point I turned on disappearing messages and off disappearing messages. Oh, that's the worst. That's bad. That's the worst. It looks like I said him a dick pick. Yeah, it's suspect. Yeah, it's over.

Dude, I would move on. Did I send him a dick pick and thought better of it. Listen, but then you should also turn them on and send him a dick pick. Listen, there's... Should I text? Dude, that was just a mistake. I didn't send you a dick pick. No, no.

There's always will we and dude. Well, Black Lewis says yes, and he's my cool. he's my cool guide so Black Lou you say just text him let him know flat out I didn't send a dick pick if that's what you're thinking absolutely and that's just it right just to clarify I'm not and then

should I all love and laughs over here my man have you ever said all loves and laughs ever in your life before that moment I mean you're really so like not you're fucking weirdo it's my new thing yeah you got to embrace it now I don't want to say you know we're not tight yet especially when it's on

the merch you're gonna have to say it for real All of them like productions. Normally I would do the N-word that would end in like 15 A's, but I'm like, we're not friends like that. Oh, hey, not at a hard bar. You may not get that that's funny right now. He might be like, whoa, dude, that's a...

I'm like, oh, no, but come on. It's all A's. Could be too familiar. Yeah, I think there's a difference between doing all A's at the end of the N-word, like 15 A's, or 11 U's and 1-H. Which one's more acceptable? I'm gonna say A.

The A's. I agree. Yeah, U.H is like kids you grew up with. Yeah, it's a little more aggressive. That's like mom. Like, happy Mother's Day. Two. Okay.

Hey, Jair. Jair. Hey, you're writing? Yeah. Hey, do you want to call Sam Roberts? See if he knows his number? Maybe we could just call him. The disappearing message.

Oh, this is bad. Oh, no. This is like watching someone shoot up. You guys said to do this. There's like a John Fershanti interview. The disappearing message is... Put it down. Put it down, please.

Was a mistake. Hey. Mistake. put the phone down i didn't comma good i didn't dude or a period actually put a period okay delete though yeah hey jare hey jare the disappearing the disappearing message is what uh button button because that's right i don't know i hit something thing i'll say thing i'll say thing what is it even a button anymore l-o-l with a crazy face yeah okay okay i think is the heck is even a button anymore. This big messages thing

was a mistake. R-O-F-L. R-O-F-L. I mean, that's going to age yourself a little bit, but Jerry's, you know, around our age. Now, that can come in capital R, lower-case, the rest, or all caps? All lower-case. I think you should have made yourself an emoji. All-lower-kate. But after

the period. Yeah. Oh, come on, man. Do you see shit? Young people around Twitter? No one uses a fucking cap. Okay. R-L-L-F. R-O-F-L. Rolling on the floor laughing. Or actually, you know what? R-O-F-L copters. One more on copters.

Rolling on floor. R-O-F-L. R-O-F-L. Okay. Rolling on floor laughing. Okay. I didn't send you a dick pick or nothing. I understand that's suss.

I should write that first. Yeah, so delete everything. I'll go in there. I understand that's... Suss. That is suss. I assure you. Do I put that in...

And you put that in like... No, no, no, no, no. S-U-S. Just S-U-S. Lowercase. Yeah, lower-case. S-U-S. Yeah, like, it's how you talk.

All right, I understand that is Suss, comma. Yeah. No? Yeah, sure. Maybe L-O-L? Oh, I'm already rolling on the floor laughing. Yeah, you're, yeah, so, like, you're building up to the raffle copters. Maybe throwing a chopped dunk there somewhere.

Okay. Here's what I have so far. Oh, great. Talk to me. the part in. Yeah. Is you a teenager at home? Look, I'm fucking young.

He's got his finger on the pulse. Steve rats the subway, man. Is you a 13-year-old? I know all about a lot of things. It's a young man over there. You're looking at it. I'm 24 years old. Because we got so far,

there's some punctuation missing in here, I will say. That's a fine. Hey, Jare, comma. The disappearing message thing was a mistake, period. R-O-F-L. I understand that is suss. Yes. Didn't send you a dick pick or nothing.

Okay. Eggplant emoji. Eggplant emoji. Nothing like. Crying laughing emoji too, but on the side. Yeah. Like the sideways. Yeah.

The crazy face? The guy that's like, I can't fucking believe. That's all so good. Yeah. Like, fucking, you know, whirly eyes. And whirly eyes got, what? Yeah. Worley eyes guy's great.

Not the crying. What was it? Crying sideways face emoji. Yeah. Crying sideways. Because you're on the ground right now. Yes. You're horizontal.

Tilted. Tilted. Yeah, come on. Not like a profile. No. Tilted. Don't you have a daughter? All right.

I got. And then wild eyes. Like, I'm so crazy right now. Yeah, like how nuts is this? I'm dizzy from R.O.F. Allen. Yeah, exactly. Because it's a raffle copter. Raffle copter.

So, I'm so far, I'm at emoji crying. Uh-huh. What's the next one I got to get? Weird eyes. Like the swirly eyes. Like, like you're like rather. Crazy eyes. Yeah, crazy eyes.

Yeah. Crazy eyes killer. crazy hmm that's like the tongue out one no the whirl the whirly eyes right guys I'm trying my best yeah I know which is what I have a problem

it's all the face it's in the face it's like dizzy eyes right it's like I'm cock drunk yeah yeah you're drunk off dick there's one here that just looks like flat out drunk it's like oh that's the whirly eyes but the mouth the mouth is squiggly yeah yeah exactly

or that guy wait the drool you're paying the drooling emoji no no No. No. Any who? Okay. All right. So here's what I got so far.

Hey, Jare, comma, the disappearing message thing was a mistake, period. R-O-F-L. Yeah. No punctuation after that. I understand because it would be attached. Yes. I'm going on the floor while I say this next thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I understand that is suss. Yeah. Period. I didn't send you a dick pick or nothing. Yeah. And I just did add nothing. N-O-T-H-I-I-E. end and stop. I didn't put it a

thing. I didn't put an apostrophe, but I did stop at N because I feel it still feels more familiar. It is more familiar and then say, hope I didn't give you the ick. After the emojis? Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay. Ick free. Yeah. I hope I didn't give you

the... And that would be quotes. No, no, no, no, no, no. In all lowercase. I-c-c-k, no parentheses. And then... And no parentheses. I-C-K, no parentheses. And then on God, no cap. Cap emoji. Okay. On God.

Thank you. No cap. No cap emoji. A little blue hat emoji. Like graduate, yeah, like baseball hat. Okay. Yeah. No, it's the graduation hat, I think.

No, no, no, no. Just do hat in the emoji search, and it's a little blue hat. Okay, okay. You're not an Android, are you? No, but write no cap. I wouldn't text your old car. No cap. No cap.

It's a no cap then the blue cap. After I say it. No, it's so on God. On, space, God, space, N-O-space, the hat emoji. Gotcha. Apologies. And then. Don't apologize, man.

We're doing this together as a team. As a polycule. We're a pollicule. Over here? Yeah. We're a pollicule. All right, cap. Okay.

And then maybe low-key, I love you. Mm. I-L-Y. All love and light. Well, I'm definitely going to all love and light. laughs over here. I got to do my salutation. Well, wait a minute, wait a minute. No, no, no, but go right here. Low key, all loves and laugh. Can I throw a low key in front of it just to just insinuate that you understand how young people speak. Now, hang on, hang on, do we want to bait

the hook? Is there something we want out of this? Do we want to give him a reason to write back? Or is this just you going, hey, clear in the air? I think he's going to write back. Well, because you could go, like, when works to come on the show. I may have freaked him out with the disappearing messages. You absolutely do. I know. But now I'm, but now I'm letting him, no, I had nothing to do with my dick pick or nothing. Exactly. This is explaining and rectifying the situation. I get that. I get that, but if you got to think ahead. All right.

Whatever, dude. Low key. Low key and then all loves and laugh. Whatever. Low key, comma? Or just low. No, just low key. All lowercase. All. I swear to guys. Low key still. Yes. All love and laughs. That's fine. I swear to guys, see one capitalized letter in this message and we'll be really

disappointed. I'll go back and change them all. I apologize. But I can still put some periods and stuff though. Yes. Yeah, that's fine. All. I mean, we're people, you know. And laughs over here, man. Happy fourth? Oh, and I got to do with the...

Oh, you know, you threw a man in there? That's what I said in the original. Maybe throwing a bruh, instead of man, B-R-U-H. You're all-loving laughs over here, bro. Bro, yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's it. I think he's gonna think his daughter or whatever kids sucks to him.

It's possible. But that's good, though. Lo-key still all-and-laps over here, bra. Yeah. And then, uh, and just like, dash J. No. He knows. Dog, he sees it come in.

He sees them as it. Like, that's, you know, it's redundant. Yeah, like when someone signs a text. Yeah. That's boomers shit. In Phenoir, two old motherfuckers. That's why I'm here. That's why I'm co-hosts green.

Thank you. I could trust me. Me and Mike would be here having a cereal hour. Hey, what's making your baby? What makes you have to wake up in the middle of the night to have to go to the bathroom? Meta Musal's working. It's all working. I can capitalize my eyes.

That's not crazy. Yeah, the individual I? No, no, no, no. A lowercase eye? Yes, I just told you. Okay. No fucking uppercase letters. Okay, I understand, but with a lowercase eye.

Yo, for real, can I ask you? Yeah, FR. How do you, FR? It's so hard to make a lowercase eye. Yes. F.R. How do you learn this stuff? Aren't you guys on Twitter? Guys, it won't let me just make a lowercase individual eye.

It keeps correcting it. What if your phone was like, someone stole your phone, you can't. This is not yours. Never mind, I got it. Oh, good, good. I was worried for a second. Okay. Do you hang with young people?

Constantly. Probably too young. Really? Should I have capitalized anything? No. No, I mean, like, one word like I did with anything. Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. Why don't you cap? Why don't you cap dick pick? No. Okay. How are you spelling paper that way? And tell me if I, and you're saying no punctuation at all. No periods.

And no commas, though. No commas, no. Let me get rid these commas. Please, man. I'm working on it. What about dot, dot, dot? You're huge on commas, dude. You're trying to build a bridge.

Your favorite punctuation's a comma. And punctuation leads to just miscommunication. All right, here we go. Here's what I got. I don't tell you all the periods and stuff. Yeah. Hey, I capitalize J.R. J.E.R. Stupid?

Don't. Don't. Okay. Like, I've said it four times already, Jay. I'm trying to help you. I'm like spinning in my mouth. Okay. And I'm swallowing it.

No cap. Hey, Jare. No cap. No. Hey, Jare. The disappearing message thing was a mistake. Mm-hmm. Period.

R-O-F-L. Yeah. I understand this is, that is suss. Yes. Period. Period. Period. I didn't send you a dick picker nothing.

Mm-hmm. Eggplant a muck. Tilted crying face Wurly eyes Hope I didn't give you the ick Yes period Yes On God comma

I'm sorry Get that Sorry sorry Don't you On God no cap With hat emoji Period Mmhmm

Low key Still all love and laughs Over here bruh I love this Send Send That's good What did you have Lou

I feel like this is I can always PS it Wait delete it You can always Hold on Don't you I was going to say...

No editing? Hold on. I don't think so. Maybe he should write it the way Cory Feldman writes his messages. No, now it was what we're making fun. Was that too much? With dementia? Looks at we're making fun.

He writes with dementia. Oh, yeah. Man, when we come back, we got it. I feel like we're like 1775 and we were just writing the Constitution. I mean, what we should do with us. Put it in a bird's mouth and fly it off. I mean, this is amazing.

And perfect timing for $2.50. You know what I mean? Yeah. I feel good about this. I feel even. better. Because in between my two messages, it says someone in the chat turned on disappearing messages. New messages and reactions will disappear 24 hours

after anyone has seen them. Do you want to change that? And then it says you turned off disappearing messages with the option to turn on. Yeah, it's literally suspect. So then he's going to be like, oh, now he's going to know. It's like it wasn't that at all. Exactly. So he's like like that, because that is weird if you see that. I was like, what's about to happen? You should be able to pay.

You should be able to call meta and go, yeah, I didn't mean to do that. Like, hook me up here. This is Jerry O'Connell, dude. You know? Yeah, I look at a jerk off. I think this is a good solution though, I think. For sure. I think this is, this is it. This is what you needed.

Yeah, this is going to turn our friendship around. Jacob, great news, buddy. Great news. You might as well just keep it open. I will. No reason to face ID this son of a bitch. There's probably already three dots. Mike Finoi is going to be a comics Mohegan sun this weekend, July 2nd, and 4th through the 4th.

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That's right. It's funny. It is funny. It's the most unique podcast I've ever fucking heard of. It's fucking great. Shane crying, really. It got the world. If I was a chick, I'd give him pussy.

You guys record your podcast in studios. Ryan reports is in a chemo ward. Yeah. Pussies. I have thought about that too. All you is. I've been thinking about putting more danger in some kind of like some life-altering stuff going on while we're going on here.

You should start smoking dust while your podcast. Every minute there's not a laugh on the show, like something terrible happens to Isabella. What's like cat's eye? Yeah, exactly. Shock the floor she's on. She has to jump around. There's a creepy little gnome monster that sucking her hair.

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So try. It might be standby, but thank you, Harrisburg. Who'd have thought that? Harrisburg, the home of metal, probably right? What? That was South America, really. Oh, fuck. Harrisburg, home of crippling depression.

Home of the fog. Where fog was invented. Home of the opioid. A pandemic, I guess. Home of the family opioid problem. Yeah. We'll be right back. It's the bonfire.

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