The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Rang-A-Dang-Dang (feat. Dave Temple)

Episode Date: August 18, 2022

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I got to shift to Benagans and then it's industry night over at another part. And they're not going to suck off Blake tonight. I don't care. I promised myself and I'm going to keep that promise. I don't care if we get drinks at shooters. Welcome back to the bonfire. Did I just blow Blake in the bathroom. I need help Sunrise Or go back to the bonfire series XM facts talk 103. I'm Dan Soto. That's big J. O'Chi D. J. Lew in studio Christine went ahead and didn't put up any of the fucking plugs. Good job Christine Christina. Jot getting our guest Favorite of the show a regular of the show Dave Temple. Yeah, what's going on man?

New special coming out. Yeah new album. Yeah, dude that song it wreaks of herbal essence Pear glaze just wet hair returning to somewhere dude. She's got a Marble Light for you if you ask So new comedy album coming out, man, Facebook, YouTube, Amazon, drops September 2nd. CrySales are available right now, so the people that really fucked me, please go get these free sales, like go to the one. Dave Sillerius? Yeah, if you haven't been convinced yet, you can go stream the first one or the second one on Spotify, or whatever, get a good taste before the third one comes.

Taste. It's called quality control. Yeah, you got it. You're a little happy. You coming for the new stuff. Black Lou and Jacob at home, but we are in the studio talking about Michelle branch, who we just played that song was married to the drummer of the black keys. Patrick, still is still is. Well, Patrick Carney, the drummer for the black keys Patrick still is still is still is well Patrick Carney the drummer for the black keys and white guys they are white guys in the bayonet black keys and he you know sucks out the white keys also white guys crazy white stripes white stripes white let's go blow your mind jack and make white. He called the cops because she slapped him because he's a pussy.

He got caught, yeah, because he got caught cheating. So he cheated on her. She found out, slapped him up a couple times. He called the cops and it went public. So like, are they shaming him? Is it the best shaming him? Yeah, I think everyone is shaming him. Wow.

Yeah, Michelle Branch tweeted out if we could show that to me. Must have cheated with an ugly chick. Just found out my husband cheated. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. She did. Yeah, to 1, 128 AM and then she slapped him and then he called the cops where What are you doing? Yeah, he's he take that L she is if you're the guy. Well, yeah We're right, but I guess he was just testing society on this one He just wanted to see where I see I mean he was already once she put the tweet out. It's already done You know what I'm telling you right now my girlfriend could throw me through walls like a terminator

Yeah, and I wouldn't call the cops. That's so you have a problem then. You have a problem. Why? You're used to being abused. No, that means, dude, that means we're in a fucking rumble, dude. Dude, calling the cops when a woman though has to be hilarious, he's satisfying.

And it working? Yeah. We're like, the cops come and they go, I'm sorry, I'm just, we're gonna rush you, you gotta go. Sorry. Alright, oops. working yeah where like the cops come they go I'm sorry miss we're gonna rest you go go sorry that's whoops looks like I get the bath bomb tonight they're she aged busted huh I didn't know she had a birthmark did she have a port wine steam across her chops oh is that the hit is that the

from the hit oh no she hit him yeah she was the one that was putting hands on him you think I was like, maybe he's just like into the other chick and that's why he would call the cops? Like, is there things? What do you mean? Like, to make it look more official or what? No, like that's why he called the cops in her because he's kind of like fuck her.

He's actually like going with it. Does it send the message you think if a guy calls the cops and he's done? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. One. He was nine. One. Yeah. Who's coming to studio crazy bitch. She's rubbing dog shit all over my face

What I believe she rubs our dog and shit and set it loose all over the house She's zero concern for our healthy. She's trying to give me a tie to say She's trying to get me a He's trying to get me happy with through with the dog that I love Michelle branch was so cute. Yeah Well, she's gonna lease a tracer's mom. Well now she's fucking mad She gave up being cute calling the cops though. How many slaps? Um I've had to tell someone to call the cops on a check because she was fucking your shit up. Yeah, yeah

She's got a one two one. I've never seen before and I felt like a bitch doing it But it saved me you know to me and it was definitely My she was pregnant at the time so this is my my oldest daughter's mother. She could only hit her in the face I didn't hit her at all. Oh She came to my job She came to my job and she asked to use my phone, which that was a setup, right? And I'm like, no, you can't use my phone.

Like go, go leave. And she left. What's your phone? Yeah, right. Oh, I'm gonna use yours. Yeah. You're gonna go to the better line in this. You got more minutes than me.

I didn't know where a canna soda, like a canna ginger ale went past my head and smacked a monitor in front of me And everyone everyone saw where it came from and they were like hey, but she just you need to leave right Dave when you turn around Where she just breathing heavy like absolutely? Breathing Was that you that's through that yeah, that was that was high inside Where you at? Was that you that threw that?

Yeah. That was high inside. And slowly just walks off. And so we're already, like she's already at a level of violence where like cops had been called upstairs. You throw a shit in the office. You're being a soda here.

So she goes to leave, because the lady at the front that tells us she needs to leave. But then they call on the speaker phone, and this is like a college job. So I need to go run a package or something. So like can you send Dave Temple downstairs? So now this chick is waiting for me by the elevator. So I'm trying to like, look, I gotta work either.

I'm getting an elevator. You're getting an elevator. What are you gonna do? You know, we're, boom, boom. I get in, try to get her out. She squeezes in. Now she's pregnant. So I can't really fight too much.

But once she gets in the elevator, oh, it's Jay-Z and Salange. Like way before that happened You know what I mean? Yeah, just a lot and this is from maybe the fifth floor Down to the first floor first floor opens up and I just kind of have to monkey flip her out Onto the floor so now it looks like I'm like beating on a pregnant woman I'm like you're waiting in the lobby and you're like what is taking so long? This thing is fucking going on slow. I push the button.

Yeah, I got a meeting on three. I can't fucking go. How many stairs? Big per floor. And then it's just fucking big trouble in little China. It spills out of the elevator. You just have it a fucking brawl. And yeah, so we're sliding across the lobby floor and I'm looking up and holding her down.

I'm yelling at people. I'm like, call the police. Call the police. No one's moving. Ladies on the front, I'm like, are you calling the police? And she's like, no, I'm gonna go call the police. So someone from the front lobby desk comes

and they separate us and everything. So when the cops do come, the only thing that saved me was the fact that he was yelling call the police when they came out of the elevator. That was a good photo. There was no cameras in the elevator. So all of her story.

He was in the mirror. And then like that made them at least come upstairs and they were like, yeah, she threw a can of soda up here. We don't know what's going on with that girl, but that helped me. We get the high ground. Yeah, hormones. Yeah. Hormones.

Is it my right? And by the way, last night I made her a turkey and peanut butter sandwich. So, the top of the cup is the weird. Yeah, is I know, maybe sick to make it. Yeah, I know. She dipped a pop tartan fucking hot sauce.

Yeah, pregnant women, am I right? I mean, am I right? He goes to catching an element. Anyway, let her sleep it off. Yeah, let her back in the elevator and fucking press around a little bit. She needed it though. She needed it. What was the come down like on that one?

She was like, sorry, I came to your thing and threw a can. Oh my God, man. Can a see Grimz at you. Did you do the thing? Did you do the move where you delete everything from your phone and go, it's that important to use my phone? Go ahead, use it. She goes, did you just, I'm meticulously clean,

yeah, return to what this choice of language English. She goes, okay. Is you gonna standard factory resets? Factory resets, it's got nothing on it. If you look at the Wi-Fi, you could probably like check the internet or something. I don't know, yeah. This is way before smart phones.

This is so funny. You don't have any emails at all? None, none. Take out a SIM card you need it Yeah, yeah That's got edges on it Can I get a sip of that can drive you through Shit I'm not gonna say that can't drive you through Shit what are we just win the West Tell me a good time guy that has zero consequences

To pulling the SIM card down like yeah, yeah, go ahead. You go What are you doing with that? I eat data. I eat data. I've never gotten in a domestic room. Police had to be called thank God. But I can't imagine being like, I told Jay when we were talking about this story,

that I was like, it would be one of those fights where she would be walking away tired with her hands bloody, and then you could see me pop up in the back with my arm dislocated. Hey, Katie, we're not done. This is the close fight around the blood coming out the corner. One round the nothing. Let's go.

I didn't hit no, though. Yeah, did my face, did my rings outside? Just rocky five in your girlfriend. You're not punch drunk on her yet. Let her tire herself out. Hey, you knocked me down. Why don't you try knocking me down? What?

Hey, I meant what I say. You need to clean up the kitchen door. Just to small domestic things that spiral out of control. You beating my ass, it's changes nothing. Yeah, you still better do what I said. This is too small to mess things that spiral out of control. You beating my ass changes nothing. Yeah, you still better do what I said. I'm still gonna go hang out with the guys. I understand it's a cousin's birthday,

but I want it to go see the game. I thought you liked cleaning the house. Yeah, I couldn't do it. I couldn't call the cops and be like, guys, sit down. She's hurting me. How big is she? Five to five. That was a situation that was pretty public and stuff too

that you're going through. So maybe in that situation, I can see that going down. But like, no, I feel like at home, you could always just like get the fuck away. Yeah, do you know what I mean? Like you could always just get it out of the situation. Oh, if you're a woman, if you're a woman and you're being abused, call the police.

If you're a man and you're being abused, give it three rounds. No, Christine, just try to get away. I'm gonna, if you're a man being abused by your wife, I'm just gonna tell you right now, take her to deep waters. Take her to championship rounds. And Christine, you pretty slippery. Yeah.

You know what? If you're not, if you feel like I got a good grip on you, start doing the Christine dance, that makes you sweat looking animal. Every time, she goes warm like I got a good grip on you, start doing the Christine dance. That makes you sweat like an animal. Every time she goes warm up, Christine, God damn it, Evans, get hot, you'll slip right out of his grip. Christine dance rules. Also, every time J. goes in the shower, Christine enough trains. She's like, oh, I hear it in the mirror. I hear it. She goes, she's got to put away her bloodstained wood panels.

That she punches. That's your hands coming out. She kneels in a broomstick all day long waiting waiting for me. I just recently rewatched that movie. Enough? Yeah. Yeah, where she cuts her hair? Yeah, she like drafts the baby off a daycare to go fight her ex-husband.

I love that. So funny. With booby traps and shit. Yeah, she home alone's Zerex Husband. Very tough. You guys, I bet you guys are mad. I love stairs. She's a doctor like Kevin MacAllister.

He's just painted a chair. Ugh. Ugh. Oh, I fucking hate you, J.Lo. Do you know what's funny? I watched a whole, uh, I've been watching these like short documentaries on things, fun stuff on YouTube. And I watched a Nightmare on Amstreat one. I've I even watched the original name on Amstreet in a long time, but I forgot one of the things she got Freddy with was the old

Tripwire makes like the hammer come down hit him in the chest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it slows him down for 0.3 seconds, but it is pretty funny. That's one of the things and it does hit him. Yeah, he's like clean. Oh I think they got damage. Like, there's the Rob stairs. He goes upstairs, feeling a little bit like, Oh, now I'm pissed. I think they even do like the piano sweep when the thing hits him. Yeah, that's so funny. Oh, then the stairs turn into the marshmallows. Yeah, which he's running up on. That's all I remember.

The only scary, that one on the street. It's the only one. The first one? The only one. I was the first one I came in almost for, and that was like early scary movies for me. So for was pretty scary. I get exactly what you mean.

The whole concept for me was terrifying. Dream World. Yeah, that's what? Was that when he opens up and you see the kids? Yeah, man. Jacob, that dream warrior's warriors three. No three dream warriors That is the awesomest one. I love that one. That's right there. Isn't that where they like take the fight back to Freddie Yeah, they control the dreams and like the girls like the bad ass with two switchplades and the nuns

Yeah, they show it like don't kung fu, but the best that was the bad That was one of the best Freddy things ever though when he's talking She's like a junkie recovering junkie and he says something to her and then do you remember this Jacob and she looks She looks to Yagas wife and looks at her arms and all of her like track marks her little mouse going Sometimes I can make scary stuff cute He's going, oh, Freddie. Sometimes I can make scary stuff cute. He's knives become syringes and he odyser. Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, he gets 10 syringes and he gives her right in the arms.

I do remember that, which was such a brutal way, like the, because they really captured that fucking addict, the recovering addict, work out a haul at Chippin' up. You know what I mean? It'd be funny if she got it and she goes, damn, Freddie's got that shit. Yeah. Like, as she me it would be funny if she got it. She goes damn Freddy's got that shit Like as he's dying the fun columbia If you get killed by Freddy going out via heroin is pretty shit like yeah, he died Should I do what you did dance with mr. Brownstone Freddy Krueger?

She could do whatever Freddy you caught me. Let's time and push off. Give me one of your fucking goofy fingers. Thanks. May. May make me who is ready. Such a great prick in that movie because everything they want to be he, he, uh, tortures them with the one girl wants to be an actress. Jennifer. So he shoves her head in the TV.

Oh, yeah. That's the welcome to the prime time, bitch. That's the welcome to prime time, bitch. But also the, the one that I hate in Dream Wars the most it's still. I have like skin probably things. Yeah, when he does the the wizard's the kid that's in the wheelchair, right? Yeah. So yeah. So he said he is like the dungeon master thing and he has like electoral powers when he does get him ultimately. He rips all of his veins out, right? Is that him? And he's like walking

on like a puppet from his veins in his. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, do remember that he makes him. Oh yeah, that was creepy. I thought he was going to say the other one though. Remember when the girl goes into the Roach Motel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's like half Roach, you know to me. Yeah, it pulls her skin off. Yeah, she comes Roach and he's got any. Yeah, and these squeezing goes, they check in, but they never check out. Dude, I was so terrified of Freddie. I would say Freddie was the most, the one I was the most scared of. Michael Myers, Jason, all those develop mental idiots that just walks low. Didn't care about you guys. Yeah. What Jay, what Jay, Jason, you drown in

a lake watching teenagers get fuck get ass shut up Bork remember Michael Myers same thing your sister had a little fun You got to come and murder everyone you'll psycho child and we did a scavenger hunt that we were all being we just Scabins at one time we were being followed by a part of if you got tagged by Freddy Jason it was it was Michael Myers Jason and Leatherface no Maybe just Jason and it was it was Michael Myers Jason and leather face no Maybe just Jason and it was just Jason Michael Myers But the other thing was I don't know if anybody got tapped if you got tapped get to go back to home base Did they because they had to move like?

Michael Myers If we ran so if you ran like 15 steps ahead of them You could like just talk to each other and like, he moving, he couldn't like start sprinting to get you. I got a quick first step dude. You fucking come up on me, I was fucking gone. That couldn't get me. Hit that book, hit it.

He's fronted from bushes once. Yeah, but Freddie when I was growing up was fucking terrifying. Yeah, because the skin was burnt and he was all like, I didn't get your dreams. And you, did you know why they burnt him up? You could use a pedophile. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, like to fuck kids.

And now he's fucking. Yeah, I don't know if I got that the first many times that while I was on the show. Oh, I got that as a dream. When I was younger, I was just straight up scared that he was evil and in your dream. Yeah, yeah. I thought he was, I thought he was like killing kids,

they were saying, which I think he was also, but yeah, he was like a pedophile. Yeah. And then they changed, yeah, because he was a child murderer in the first one. And then the redo, didn't they change that? He was a pedophile? I think he was always a good pedophile.

I think when they did the, with the kid from Bad News Bear, Jack E. Earl Harrell, he played Freddie in the remake, I think it was that he was like judged, like the parents burned him in a fire. I Forget what it was. He was a child killer. What is this? When I saw the remake, they made him out to be a malicious child molester and that was the reason why he was killed by the parents. Yeah. But then other people who I was told us to say Freddie has always been a child molester. It wasn't concrete, but it was hinted throughout the movies,

especially in Freddie Vriss Jason with the quote, and he loves children, especially little girls. Oh, it's a three-verse Jason. And answer, but that's the thing. They thought he was, he wasn't any of that. That's why he was had one of revenge, right? Oh yeah, he was actually like a decent alright guy. Yeah, they, they, the town turned on him.

Yeah, that's the, And the remake of the original. The original, the original. No, no, no, no, that, town turned on him. Yeah, that's the remake of the original the original the original No, no, no, no, no, no, the original he was killing it. Yeah, West Craven They killed him or he killed kid. Yeah, West Craven wanted Freddy to be a child no lester But somewhere that was a big somewhere that was a big problem. So he just made him a child killer However, it was implied. He was a pen of file the remake made him a child a child monster because he was originally supposed to be a child monster. Yeah, that remake stunk. Yeah, I was...

I was the only one where he was, well, the original one was scary as hell. The original name on the street is really a scary move. And then even if you have to suspend this belief on Johnny Depp now, but still, it's still great. Yeah. But part two, I tell you how I said that, you ended up watching that documentary ever? Sc still great. Yeah. But part two, I thought I watched that, you ended up watching that documentary ever?

Scream Queen? Yeah. Part two is an iconic gay film. And people in it didn't know that when they were making it. It's one of the funniest things ever. Wait, Freddie. Two, Freddie's Revenge, and I remember I was street part two.

Yeah, it's an iconic gay film. Dude, if you haven't seen it, you have to watch this documentary. I probably haven't seen it. But I mean, they show like in the script, because what they did, they thought this kid, who was like, oh, I was making a gay iconic film, turns out one, he is gay, the main character.

And I think has AIDS also. And maybe he was like struggling with his sexuality when he made the movie, but everything about it like his scream. It's like they show it like a drag shows. People come out and like react like they go through the movie because it is. It's a soup and you know, it's like he really wants to become him and be inside of him like all these words, but in the script because he was mad.

I didn't know I was making a game movie, but he just did everything they said in the script. So it was like, dance around your underwear, and then give the drawer a little poop with your ass to close it. And then if you watch the opening credits of the movie, he does, like, it's him like, dance, it couldn't be gay or. It's so gay. But you never thought about it at all. He had no idea.

That was weird to say that they would do in the 80s. You know what I mean? Like just drop some gay on you? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they would drop that or like a nationalistic shit. It was either like gay or they're like, this is like a propaganda for the United States or they're like, nothing's better than the United States.

Oh, is this a screen queen yet? Show them this trailer. They'll explain it better. Oh, is this a gun shutter? Can I only see it on shutter? No. It's not for one second. No, it's totally great.

We're just live. 1980s, no one was scaryer than Freddie Krueger. I love that your announcement straight. Yeah, it was obsessed. Loving Freddie Krueger, loving the nightmare on the street. The part 2 came along and it was just a strange movie. For a lot of us, not Marinette Street 2 was our introduction to like,

a lot of gay and then a, kind of a siren song for the queer horror community. Mark Pattinson, I mean, he's a screen queen. That's his real screen. I'm gonna go up the first movie that I'm the lead actor and realize that there's a gay subtext in it. It wasn't subtext, it was right there. This movie is the gayest thing.

And we did Xanatu last month. It's the... Some of the circumstances around the making of this film created a lot of hurt for him. And people ask you about it. Did you sue for that later? Yeah, like, dude, you're gonna put me in a game movie. But he's gay?

Yeah, but now. Yeah, you're wasn't ready to tell anybody. Yeah, you put by that. That's what it was. He wasn't ready to tell anybody. He's like, and they're like, dude, he's gonna be walking in Hollywood and he goes, dude, that's pretty cool.

He did that game movie. He's like, what? He goes, nightmar an up street too. He's like, yeah, call it what you want, dude. That was a queer fest. What do you mean it's a spooky, spooky fright fest? And he goes, I don't think you're being honest with yourself. What do you mean?

It's the razzle dazzle. Well, that's the art of walking nightmare. It's a hellhole. It's a hellish ghoul hound. He ends up meeting up with the writer and the documentary and the guy goes, they're about to kiss, they're gonna. No, I think the guy says he holds firm. He's like, dude, you made it gay. It's so far. Like, you're gay? That didn't tell you to scream like that.

Yeah. Yeah. That's how you scream. Ah! No! Oh, my God! Just go to the scene, do Freddy close friend. Oh my God! And then we're not supposed to scream. You fucking maniac!

Oh no! That's so funny. Well, it said we always make the joke. I love those dudes too who are just married to women. Yeah, it is. Dude, I'm gonna tell you right now her pussy doesn't stop leaking. Oh no. Oh, Christine. Show Dave also the, because that always reminds me of Jacob's favorite, he'll always revisit, is, uh, you've seen the making of Michael Jackson's thriller? Probably, yeah, yes, absolutely. And the scene when he's changing into a werewolf,

and they start cutting back and forth, showing what he's doing in the studio, making the noises. Yeah, yeah. And the wolf noises that end up coming, and it would be like, and then shows Michael Jackson going, that's it. That's my. But in thriller, it's like, that's why I said, if you have to see it actually, it cuts back and forth. I just layered it and Did everything to make him sound like a man That's a standard go-to

Yeah big tiger Scary wolf man. Oh boy. Do you have the scream just a scream Christine? Find the scream queen. Oh, yeah, you go to the best scenes. It's a bit sassy bitch So I went jigger. I want to Lou to get this clean It's over here And then this is the dance. Yeah, he thought this is gonna be like his breaking scene. Yeah. Yeah.

Remember when you just do weird dick stuff by yourself in your room? Do you think they even did multiple takes or just after they all saw the first take? They were just like, you know what? I think we got it. I think we found the tone for the movie. Oh, you think the rest of the movie, they were just kind of like, yeah. Every time we did a scene, he goes,

Yeah, no, that's totally cool. He always had to stop, no, just to say, cut it. Cut. There's a lot of this where they go, Joe, stop, stop, he goes, I'm sorry. I'm good to laugh. All right, guys, let's launch.

Okay. He goes, do you guys right guys, it's lunch. Okay You guys think we got it. That was pretty scary I think it goes I feel like I gave it all on that one. I am spent you guys watch that that was pretty horrifying shit Can somebody get me a spritzer? I am spent and covered in this gobbly cook Anyways, go to a bathhouse. Guess anything And then we go scrub down to local gym. Anyways, you guys may bring back coffees. I'm going to a sauna. Don't wear our footflops. Anybody want to, anybody want to cap a chino?

I can barely remember this, but it doesn't there. So I'm like super gay ending to the, the gym teacher that was torturing him. Damn sex with Fred. No. Yes, yes, yes. You trips the gay teacher, the gym teacher. They take to get the gym teacher Nick I think it's by the way the I think I met this guy At a restaurant in LA once I want to watch this movie. I want to go to your guy who had Quato in his stomach

Oh, yeah, the guy was supposed to make he gives dude. He whips his ass with a touted death What? Christine, on that one, I'm street two, gym teacher. Strips the gym teacher there in the, in like the, in the, in the, in the gym shower and then whips him to death. You just see ass like red marks. He gives an ass whips to death, dude.

It's pretty hilarious. I gotta watch this whole movie. You know, it's great about being an adult is going back and watching it and not being scared and just being able to be like, this is just fun. I know, right? I did that with Jason, like a lot of the Friday of 13th, I was like, this is ridiculous.

I can't do scary, like real scary at night though, in a hotel at home I can. You could watch this at home. Real scary, so do you call them? No, like a movie, like I could watch night when I'm free too, it's not scary. You know what I mean, it's ridiculous, but like David Lynchy shit, or like that, or the shining I wouldn't watch in a hotel at night. Yeah, I see that

Yeah, here we go get in here you By the way the Jim T is the gym teacher gay or is he just dressed like that? This really is the gayest movie of all time He boys ready to get wet. It's me ready. Hey, sorry, I was just down in fire. I had some of my sparky boys. watching. No, please, no, please spit on it first. Spit on it. I mean, this is this is the gate.

Wow. This is this is the gate Not that's how it taps is testing your death Dude and you realize they probably cut what they wanted to show out like the way they wanted to kill them They were like you can't you can't do that. There's real whipping them in the asshole We're with his asshole until his weenery explodes. I'm not gonna show him exploding wiener. Okay. I want to, yeah, I'm coming over to watch this. This is why. And I'll tell you what's funny is when I was, uh, and also, oh, that's right, because Freddie got out into the real world. That's why this is

happening. Yeah, he got out through the kid. And I know from hanging out with Zach Amico that that slashed into a pig to get those real looking cuts. That's how they would do shit like that. Take a pig carcass hanging upside down and actually cut into it. That makes sense. Oh yeah, see, he's fredding the gay kid the whole time.

Wow. I mean, I'll come and I'll realize it. You should, but I will tell you what's so funny about that. Talk about the innocence of chill. And this is almost the thing of like when they make those arguments, like, should you talk about like gay stuff in school and like, what if a kid at three years old start saying they're gay or a six year old says, I'm gay and I know it's like, it's because you're everything around them is constantly yelling that shit. I had no, well, I thought gay and I know it's like, it's because you're everything around them is constantly yelling that shit. I had no, well I thought I thought I was just terrifying movie when I was a kid.

I came out on a, let's see if part one came out on what 84. So 84 I was seven. So yeah, I would be like eight, I was eight or nine and it's like when I saw it it was just fucking scary. I didn't overthink the gay kid dancing around there. But it was odd to me. I'm not going to lie to you.

Like, seeing the man in the tidy whiteies, like, prancing around, because no one else was doing it on TV like that. Now, for me, I think you're being conservative. My mom used to take me to drag queen story night. And they had a show around us. And that's when I learned I could be Danny Zanzibar. And I put on some green eyeshadow

Dude, I don't want to see you so bad. I want to see your hair bit like fanned out so bad and have just like a streak of like glitter coming from your eyes to your temples Can we have a makeup artist come in and drag you guys? I will be in Dan will we will completely shot for shot recreate payment. I mean, Dan, we would all completely shot for shot recreator payment. I'm sure you two though. I mean, shot for shot. Aaaaah! I love the 70 movie screens. Aaaaah!

Even Freddy's holding his head, skinning his head, taking his minute, he goes, what's wrong with that? Oh, dude. Whoa, hey guy whoa you're You gay I don't want this to be a hate crime I usually kill teenagers that you know like fuck had a renovations scream like a broad Oh, I haven't heard a scream that loud since I killed a lady, but you're a boy Oh, man, and I forget I'm happy I forget, because I don't want to like spoil

for anybody, but the reason he's mad at the guy, it's like, it's, he sounds like an idiot, I think. The kid that was in the movie, the star, like he's blaming a lot of things. That's why the guy who made the movie when they talk, he really does have like a, I don't know what you want to tell you. Like I didn't make you gay.

I didn't tell you where you were. You're the reason. It's so fun to be like, you're didn't make you gay. I didn't tell you where you were. You were doing that. You did it so far. You're the reason it's gay. Yeah, you're gay. The character came out gay. Days I can now I have age. He's like, what did this has anything to do with that?

He's like, man in him for you. He's like, now I got age. And I got, he's like, I don't know what I told you. I had a dream where Freddie gave me age. That's not, this isn't real. I'm inside you. I finish inside of you. And he goes? You can fuck me Rob, but you have to do a Freddie impression So I have some leverage on this guy This script literally says scream like a man. Yeah, that was your interpretation. All right, here we go

You ready to catch I'm flexing my man scream. Yeah I call this cowboy dark Scream I call this cowboy dark Scream oh man, I don't want to kill this book Come on man this guy's already He slags his Freddy gives a long fingers I won't even take a super his milk. God was infected.

He got to you. He got it. Yeah, I ordered all man, weird. I was a Scott AIDS blood on it. When we watched 21 Jump Street, we were watching it all during the quarantine of E.R. and Dan did a podcast, going through the episode to 21 Jump Street. And that was in the 80s early enough.

They didn't know much about AIDS. In fact, Johnny Depp will tell you. he doesn't know a lot about AIDS. Right. But his character in the show, they're dealing with a guy a kid who's got AIDS in the school. And then he's like, he's like, yeah, you're not afraid of me. He says, Johnny Depp, he goes, once I'm in my milk, Johnny Depp's like, doesn't drink his milk. Yeah. At the end of the episode, his mom's like, you should drink his milk. Johnny Depp's like, he just doesn't drink his milk. Yeah. And at the end of the episode his mom's like, she drank his milk. Why don't you just drink his milk and not make him try to kill himself? Yeah, because the guy tried to kill himself and she's like, she drank his milk. And you're like, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Who wrote this? We don't know about. Also, I am an avid milk lover. You don't share your milk. Yeah, milk's a weird drink to share anyway. Yeah. Milk is for baby from mommy. Avid milk lover, you don't share your milk. Yeah, milk's a weird drink to share anyway. Yeah. Milk is for baby from mommy. That's just weird. What do you say on that Adam Sandler milk?

How about to make that milk hour milk? Yeah, that would be milk, that would never be hour milk. Yeah, in the hallway. Yeah, no milk will ever be hour milk. But yeah, he'd, so in Twirley and Jumstreet, he was like, I won't drink that milk. Yeah, he didn't drink the milk in the guy I did almost killed himself. They did a whole they didn't know who this is the commercial

The PSA they put out with Johnny that back fun. Yes It's just about eight. Yeah, yeah, cuz we were really misinformed you ever see some of the old commercials Oh my god, well Johnny Depp at least tells you goes I don't know shit about this, but here's two old men that might here's a guy that looks like an old Navy sailor I think it's the surgeon general. He looks like he's hunting a white whale. He's like, oh, I know, I get too much pussy to get it. He goes, hey, here you go, Captain Ahab's gonna tell you

what's going on. Tell him about your white whale beard. Hey, salty dog. Tell him. Hey, Amish Beard, you tell him. Hi, I'm Johnny Depp of 21 Jump Street. I don't know a whole lot about AIDS, but I want to introduce you to a couple of guys who do. Dr. Robert Wyndham, the Assistant Secretary for Health, and the Surgeon General of the United States, Dr. C. Everett Cooper.

I watch for these guys laughing at his fucking trial. Yeah. And then the little wiener kid that came in, that little Nancy that came in to do the AIDS commercial. Yeah, yeah. Those guys are also like they're like Yeah, they're like yeah, but they're like clear. Oh for sure see ever coop still alive I bet he was dead in the night. I'm putting willing. I you're lucky if you made it to mid-Auts That's the dad from stand by me Six six degrees of fell dog.

I don't know, Marcus Silva. No, that's the guy. That's the gym teacher that just got slapped. It has too she whipped a bit. But I said also he, me and fucking, you get quarter. Yeah, but me and Burman are from Michelle's kids father. We went to, he took me to a Chinese restaurant.

L.A. once. And he was there. Just me and him, huh? Is that when you asked the guy if he was his like actual name? Yes. I was there for that. Okay. Yeah. That's him. He was always like, well, yes, I am.

Yeah. He was nice. Where'd you say to? I looked up his name. I had to figure out what he was in. And the first thing I got was Quato. He was Quato. So I found his name.

And then I went and I could go through his thing. Dude. That guy is a character actor. Every umpteenth power. He's been in fucking. He said he's the dad in stand by me. Legendary shit. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, total recall. The first one, not the Colin Farrell remake. You know, sometimes that's still on. Yeah. That's crazy. So is the Miami Vice Colin Farrell. They just him. Like that. They love a lot of people like Miami vice movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of people. I didn't because I love the show. A lot of people. It came out of the time where Miami was hot, though. Ever, ever, ever just want to anything to do with Miami. Yeah, we were.

LeBron went there because of Miami vice we find out he goes when the player doing away in the place Chris Bosch it was because fucking Jimmy Fox killed his pubs We got to take commercial should we let Dave go? I mean like it's cuz we're gonna come back and come back We're just saying goodbye. So let's make sure we get him his proper Yeah, I mean, I think now we all have to do a group watching of nightmare on home street too Coming to recap I mean, I think now we all have to do a group watching of Nightmare on Elm Street too. Oh, come in and recap. I got Dave Tegers. I'm organized.

We're organized that with you Dave. We got to do a watch along. The new album, Facebook YouTube, Amazon, comes out September 2nd. You can go do pre-sale right now. Great title name. Yeah. Facebook YouTube, Amazon. Yeah.

That's hilarious. We both felt, when you said that, that those are the things that was available on Yeah, at 100% new album Facebook YouTube Amazon's available and I was like, that's cool School three places you can get it. Yeah, that's Facebook YouTube Amazon. That's the three videos So go pre-order Dave's new album Facebook YouTube Amazon It's hilarious. Yeah, the link is available in all my bios also, but yeah, thank you For the best we love having them on the show so make sure you go check it out also make sure you check out the Pandora playlist of the week It's black lose becky sirens songs for special becky's in your life

Did you see you got some orangue a little plug for it? And so yeah, he's got some good plugs He's really black loose pushing to get the playlist the best playlist Because there's J's play a lot of fucking music to fuck to you got Jacob's Sweet songs for from a sweet man lose Pearl Jam songs no one's ever heard you got Christine's beach redunda Fucking sand in your crotch and you got Dan Sotters K from a day is real Israel. That is good. He's crazy. He's crying. He's crying. Um, it's great. She goes put it on a chain, rang it, dang, dang, dang, and some rain. Let me see it.

Hey, I'm gonna eat refresh. Hey, campers. You already know me. I'm summering. And y'all make sure y'all listen to Black, Loose, Becky, Sirens on Pandora, featuring songs, White Women Love. Put it on a chain, ring a dang, dang, dang, baby, it's Summaryne. And I just wanna let y'all know to check out MLK on his song.

Now pause it. I forgot that she said at the end. She has a new song called MLK. So short. Buddy, we can't say that it's Dave's leaving. That should have been the thing we said it's Dave Enter. the end. She has a new song back. Go now go now go now I don't even want to see what it's about. Yeah, don't care about us. Come You've never been a bottom until you've been with me Dave Temple hanging out on the bonfire series xMF

Summer rain's got new Fucking hit real quick. Oh, okay big J's Omaha, Nebraska Friday Saturday funny bone big J comedy dot com I'm doing Larry cable guy show tomorrow on zoom. You better Omaha legend. You better ask a legend. You better get it done Dan Sotter is gonna be in Phoenix, the stand-up live August 18 to the 20th after that toll-socle home, but then DC improv Phoenix is Santa Blah of August 18th to the 20th after that toll-soaked home with an DC improv Phoenix come up for all the tour dates go to dance So do Phoenix please show up and again don't forget Dave Temple's our album Facebook YouTube Amazon coming on September 2nd Pre-sales available right now go get the Dave's absolutely fucking hard. I've learned to have a different attitude. Good luck it and tickets Phoenix You boys trying our best you boys do that you boys setting the game on fire

Welcome to Danny so in and for a go to my agent assistant certainly isn't sending me panic text with my counts As with my ticket counts. I'm definitely not getting more to text from my agent that I need to tweet more about it But yeah, actually a couple times ago two or three times ago that I did a Standard blive Dave did it with me. Yeah, with me. It's the first time doing the club is tomorrow. It's fun, right? Really fun club. It's a great club Yeah, and then Paul can see me and Paul can see us. They came out during COVID. Well, they're when I met John Carden. Let me tell you opening for me that time. They don't come out when there's not COVID.

Maybe I think I'm seeing a when there's COVID. When there's COVID. Come on out. We found out some rain has a new song. You have much more intro than that. Maybe four minutes. I know. I say thanks in my dreams. I see things in my dreams. I see Oh, how do dreams? It's gonna be. Let me tell you what I see. I foresee the future. Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream. Marlou King. Marlou King. I see you drinking, say, baby, what you wanna say, I'm living. We good, we good, I'm from the hood. Don't get in this understood, I'm a little white girl,

That's gonna make a fair for all of us. Let me tell you something, I don't care. Are you race motherfuckers, get out my fucking hair. I don't like y'all, I don't like any y'all race motherfuckers get out my fucking hair? I don't like y'all I don't like any y'all race motherfuckers I don't care what color you are If you race get out my fucking car bitch, I don't give a fuck. Oh, you fucking to the one that's tough Dramed dreams dreams dreams. How do you find out someone's racist while they're in your car? How do you find out how do you find out how do you find out someone's racist while they're in your car?

I don't care if you race to get the fuck out of my car. I didn't know you're bringing racist people with you Yeah, but usually once you're getting that high They've real them come out. Wait, what are your thoughts on Asians? Close borders no way. I don't know I don't know. I just did different They smell different. They smell differently. Yeah, she put me on. So the rigged wrong. So the little one. So the JZ. So the young TV. So everybody else. Don't get a twist.

The motherfuckers love TV. It was a real. I am the fucking one. 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Who's ready to sell the the greatest submarine bar in the history I was tiny I was allowed to stay up late at the preview god damn it wait can we play it's not that much longer do we have 30 seconds? Okay, all right go I see a mural going up in her neighborhood of her and Martin Luther King play card Along with Malcolm X and mother Teresa Oh the three-headed dragon the three-headed dragon I Angelo Martin Luther King and summer rain right in the middle Jesus Somebody make this a giDra a fucking giDra a fucking

Gandhi and do it with some real Latin neighborhood light colors. Oh man Facebook YouTube Amazon the pre sales available right now Coming out September 2nd go Go check it out. Dancer.com, biggetcomedy.com. bonfiremerch.com. Come see us in our respective cities of Phoenix and Omaha. Yeah, at the bonfire SXM on Twitter and Instagram. We love you Dave. We love you campers. We'll see you Monday.

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