The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Rankings (feat. Ari Shaffir)

Episode Date: December 8, 2021

The great Ari Shaffir joins The Bonfire and helps the guys rank all-time female serial killers!Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM @DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com@RIPAriShaffir www.AriShaffir.com

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It's rachifier.com. Thank you. Thank you. Boston is this Thursday. Oh, back to back. Baby. Oh, you're doing the Wilbs. Never mind these. Go get tickets to see him at the Wilbur. Me, me, Ari and Bobby Kellier doing some shows too. We are. How do you announce it? Presail will be January 5th at noon, Michigan time, doing two cities and Michigan's possibly a third.

Helps you. Graham Rapids and Detroit in March, but Presail starts January 5th. It's cool that your agent put that together instead of when we went to him with the idea of me and Jay doing it. Presale starts January 5th. It's cool that your agent put that together instead of when we went to him with the idea of me and Jay doing live bonfire in Detroit. So it's cool that uh, it's cool that the idea of work, if they're not all in house, it's cool that the idea that me, my agent and Christine came up with for a live bonfire in Detroit

has turned into an R.I. Shefear Bobby Kelly. That's cool. That's good. So campers. Yeah. So campers, if you want to know why that didn't happen, I got three letters for you. It's still can. Yeah. It's still can. Dude, once I told I was trying to do this. I had this show in Chicago and he was like, let's get some other comments there to do like a big, like a big show.

So we invited me, Bert, and standhold. And it was just one night, and I was like, Bert, and this is when me and Bert were kind of the same level. It was like three years ago, four years ago, something like that. And I was like, Bert, you want to do some other shows? And he was like, yeah. And so I wrote a letter. I was like, yeah, let's do a buffalo or something else beforehand to Troy, Milwaukee, something like that. And I wrote a letter to both our agencies, different agencies, and I was like, guys, I know how hard it is for agents to work together, but both your clients want to do it. So we have two extra dates. Can we get maybe one take one date, one take another date? I don't know. Can you do it? And I made a joke, and I was like, we're all doing better now. Me because of my agent, Bert, despite his manager.

And we're all doing great. And then his agent goes, I'm sending this to his manager right now. And I'm like, what a God. What a God. That's it. We'll never be able to work together. Yeah. And you're like, well, there goes that idea. It's all down the drain. No, me and Dan are going to be on the road together. You should. I'm going to go on the road with the fucking this was a genuinely this was an already concocted idea. Dan, it wasn't like a snag of the idea. That's not true. My agent came to me and said, they've got this great idea one end. I'm like, I want to destroy it. It is, it is, I just know it's really funny because it's you and Jay have the same agent and then like Christine and I spent time putting together like thought into cities that wouldn't overlap with clubs that we work and then want to destroy the warlands and then L.A. and then, you

know, your agent came back and was like, no, we were thinking we're Boston and San Francisco and you're like, yeah, come on. You should do a live on fire in Boston just head up for one day head back yeah that's awesome and you show also I mean but we both work the club there you know what I mean the whole point was to go to a city where we don't work the clubs right right because we're not in already yeah you can go like six if you if you did a club at the same Cincinnati Cincinnati would be a good one. I just like trying to think of cities that don't just text just damn dude get me into Cincinnati. Yeah guys so get ready to see Ari and Jay and Cincinnati. You fucked up so when his lazy ass agent books that instead of putting the plan that my agent did.

Dan, just in fairness, Dan's a little hot that my agent did. I guess the Dan way all this. Interesting fairness. Dan's a little hot adjusting our agent. He came on the show. I told you this. He would not. Yeah. He would, well, he came into the studio. He would not come on microphone, which we were begging him to,

because we had some questions to why I wasn't. When the Williams has not, has not been back on her own show in two months, and like we're going, people are going up there and just eating shit. Or just not doing paying respect to what that show is. Do you know what I mean? And it's been. She hasn't gone on since since the stephenopuck and wrecked it. No, well, she that was part of her being out. Was.

Yeah, that he was he was part of the the thing that day She wasn't there to save him Guys, I think my neighbors are now absolutely listening to this episode of the bonfire so they can have you know, you're six m.com. I don't know Yeah, I think they're just unpacking and then they're gonna learn that yeah, we're doing a show Then I'm gonna do your place. Yeah, then I'm gonna do, but I'm gonna do hotel. I said a hotel. Oh, he's cross-country.

He's playing laughs tonight. In Seattle. In Seattle. Lafciato. In fog, in cloudy. You see, yeah, the club there now. It is one of the clubs was the old giggles. Dude, I wish you had longer hair so you could put it down your eyes when you do comedy

night. I'm like, oh, I don't even care. How cool would it be? Fucking any veteran. But I could be like, showed up like a Walberg at the end of rock star. Yeah, like the hurt. Caught fucking coffee house, Dan. It would be quite cool. It'd be quite cool. Coffee house rock Dan. This is a pretty pretty cool Pollution and lower. Ari we were discussing we were discussing homemade pedophile things You know one of my passions and yeah and because of one of those we just said the hunters Yeah, a guy the head of PlayStation Network one of the chief the head of PlayStation Network, one of the chief- Is it a pedophile hunter now?

No, he got caught by the pedophile hunters. One of the amateur pedophile hunters, didn't it come by? Don't call them amateurs, are he? These are profound about that. Who's the professionals then? Who are the professionals if they're the amateurs? You're right, they can't just be one guy. Nope.

Anybody doing it? You're right, you're right, you're right. I'd say if they have multiple arrests that they've caused Then I would say they're professionals and they get paid at it. They make a living at it. So yeah, they do yeah They're wept. I'll tell you right now. I'm sorry. Yeah, so we're going on a ride along with one of A perv along you going to perve up? Well, we're riding along with the pedophile hunter. He and Taylor doing a pedophile ride along. We're like, are you guys going to get to the pedophile and see if we get caught or not? We're going to do it from the other perspective.

If you happen to come across in your pedophile hunting, me, is there any way you can Chris Cuomo this situation? And if I follow his photo to get me off. Yeah, I do. What do you can? Yeah. That's so funny. They show us a picture of you that we're going to go meet.

And then I start texting you. I go, all right, we're not at the back door. And just keep running. We're not at the back door. Just keep running. We're not at the back door, just keep running. I'll explain later. I'm gonna take it right now. Go now. It's like, it's like, heat.

Yeah, then you go, then you have to go, I don't know, he's on answer now, I guess, I guess he changed his mind, I guess he thought better of it. I was like, bro, what was the, bro, what was the phone conversation you were having? I was like, that was the pizza guy who was delivering a pizza to my house. It wasn't wrong for a

door to a pedophile hunt, bro. Yeah, we're you can't decide where you can't help where you feel hungry. I'm nervous I get hungry tracking down these monsters makes me a little Famished but then robby's but then robby's gangster guy goes your pop a joss delivery guy What are they doing this neighborhood when people do when people pedophiles? Right you'd be obliterated you get obliterated You got to eat the whole pizza now bro. You got to eat the whole pizza no garlic sauce Oh, no, make you put the pizza on your head and then he laughs at you dude him and his friends like start laughing You did so

You're gonna be we're gonna be a part of a bullying we're gonna be part of a bullying for sure We're bullying a pedophile your bullying a guy was going to fuck a kid so just divide that is true Jeffries is making fun of like people with disabilities, but he couched it in just being in front of the guy who killed his girlfriend from South Africa guy who killed his girlfriend from South Africa. And he goes, and he goes, and he goes, and he goes, and he goes, and every time people like, ooh, remember, this man murdered his girlfriend. And then he's like, and he has a mother's brother. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

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that kid has been tried to be fucked they were that. That they had plans to meet somebody to fuck a kid. That's all they have. They don't have that it's been done. Even if they say I didn't before this really nothing to that. Absolutely. Very last moment ago. Actually I'm not going to do this. Yeah.

They can not show up. I'm sure that happens a lot. I bet we have people that think better of it when we go on the ride along. I bet we go to go, because when you hear on the, on the, those things, the guy says sometimes like, it's our third of the night or we're wrapping this one up because we're going to another one.

So I'm like, they can just, right, and I said that's what's disparaging about it. Are you, when you, when you, they wrap it up and like, please let some guy fuck a kid because you're tired. Well, no, they try to get him arrested always. And they do a lot, get him arrested. to get him arrested always and they do a lot Get him arrested more than I thought actually they do get arrested. I just don't know how much it holds up

Do you know I mean ultimately? I don't know how much they're fucking weird? Yeah, I might get thrown at tackless like I might get thrown in court But you definitely expose at the same time you are exposing at least to whoever sees it like Here's a picture of this guy dude He was here to meet a fucking kid the fuck And I say the fucked up one is the uh The tuffy is he also gets a lot of Young young gay guys

Like young like 22 Sometimes like that and it's like and it's like you're here to meet a 15 year old, like boy, who's whatever, but I go, I'm just going by only what my gay friends have told me that that is just not a crazy like indoctrination into homosexuality. Yeah, I work with a teenager. Yeah, they're going to be fools.

And that said, I'm not saying that's right at all. It's like it was punishable by law then you should punish I'll say I just it is right I'll go where you're too scared to go. It is correct and it is honorable. It's the way it should be It's the way it was always meant to me. Well, you want some fucking queer date some I'm looking queer, date some queer date, nah dude, not on my watch. Yeah, it goes ever since the time's of the ancient world. What's with this? Yeah, why do you have abs at 40 if not to try to fuck a child?

If we were banging boys our own age, we'd have big old pot bellies. Yeah, who cares? Just two old queens knocking nuts around? No, man, you're trying to look hot Yeah, you think you think Joe exotic looked like that because he was trying to get ugly people his age It was all balls that have dropped already. Did you watch season two? Yeah, it was horribly boring horrible

It was so horribly born. Do you have to hide the closet? Yeah, I'm hiding in the closet. What are you doing? The acoustics is the acoustics living here. Now and the guy I'm sitting down. Oh my god. This is like a closet. You're sitting in your closet. It's a liberty, dude. Look at you. Okay, what you've become. Damn, that's crazy what you just did. You just thought I'll do the show hunched over in a closet because it's good to cause. No, I'm so the lighting is as good as your place always. Yeah, this is. Look at me. You're sitting in a closet with an ironing board behind you. Wow. Shout out that ironing board. You're gonna come into use later. I got that hold up. I hang out the ironing board. Can I tell you something right now?

I'm much more comfortable with talking loudly in here because that door, it's next to my room, it was so thin. I got you. You're hiding from them here at you talk about pedophile hunting one sided. Yeah, they're just gonna think that I'm like, I just think I'm on a phone.

They think I'm on a phone. As you make the jokes, because you wanted to suck little boys, Dix. It's not what you think. Yeah, it's that Colin Quinn joke where he's like, you know, when people are walking by and your friend puts you in a story, and he's like, I don't care.

I don't care that that's an eight year old by the fucker, I don't care if you're a uncle. You don't take a bath. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, this little context here. But yeah, it's, But yeah, I was feeling uncomfortable because I heard them being like, I threw my headphones in my microphone.

I heard them being like, and like moving stuff around. Wow, so I knew someone could hear you. Yeah, so I'm like, dude, I don't fucking. I got one more. I got one more. I got one more. I got one more.

I got one more. I got one more. I got one more. I got one more. I got one more. I got one more. I got one more. I got one more. I'll just do it. I have a microphone in front of it. And then any time somebody pulls up at the light I just like drop the mic. It's gonna be dead air until those people move on. You don't want to look like a fucking cause they're judging you. Absolutely. What's this guy doing? Something for sure something. And then and then and then I'm gonna come back to after the show tonight and there's gonna be like a note under my door

They're like I've alerted the police of your pedophile ways and I was like I was doing a radio show make it front of a house. And why would you do that? I'm warning. Why would you get me warning to get away? Why would you do that? Yeah. Why did you make yourself a make why'd you make a makeshift bed in

the closet? What's wrong? Are you a vampire boy? Are you the lowest in closets? Are you the little girl from turn the page? I hide here while my mom gets beat fucked by a stranger. Sorry, my mom is an old stripper and she's going to get beat fucked by a business man and I have to sleep in here. Ginger Lynn, we had her on this show. Her and that was one

of the funniest things ever. All that we had ginger Lynn. For the poor selfies and Christie Canyon to porn stars and they came on the show and in these same kind of set up of boxes we have here on zoom There are audio For everybody except me and Dan dropped out It was just me and Dan over the air and we couldn't hear anybody else in their boxes and in the in the five minutes or so And we couldn't hear anybody else in their boxes. And in the, in the five minutes or so that we couldn't hear anybody, all these, these two ladies were both, they pulled their skirts up, they showed their pussies and tits a bunch of, like no one, no one can hear a word they were saying. And all they were just, I'm getting there on their own. Let me tell you what was going going on in the emotional life of your boy, Danny Sodes.

Let me tell you what was going on in the original life of your boy Danny Soats. Katie and I had a hot one right before the episode. And it was right when we switched to Kodak. So I had to do the episode in the living room because we didn't buy the cable that got us to the office yet. So I'm just in the in the living room and something was fucked up with the audio where I couldn't use the headphones. So the audio was just coming out of it. And Katie was just hearing these two. After we had just gotten in like a fucking big fight, these two women being like,

oh, do my boobies need to come out? And Jesus, like this mother. I mean, they are so used to the game. It makes me wonder what defense Ron Jeremy is going to use by. We'd Ron Jeremy looks horrific. They strode him out in court. He looks horrible. Did he look great ever? No, but it's somehow even worse. You know, but I'm just I'm wondering what defense he's gonna use because like the the girls of the time where he was in

poor when he was young, like talk about a person who had like the world shift on him. And I'm sure he's I have no problem. Ron Jeremy's probably a deplorable piece of shit. So I'm not sure. Maybe he's guilty of everything he's done. I'm just saying coming from a world, if you remember Dan, I was like, I don't even know if these girls are coming to promote their podcasts. I don't know if they're even going to do like naked shit at all over zoom. And were like hi ladies. I mean one just pull their titties out You're like oh like this is the world like all right Jesus yeah, you're like you know hard it is you know hard it is to enjoy legendary big boobs when your girlfriend is just Fuming in the other room. Oh, I bet man and legendary because you're like oh my god I've actually beat my dick to blinds to those tits. I've. I've spread seed on the from those as a small bully.

How do they look better than ever? Yeah. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh a rabbi yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah rabbi thick dick dude I think he's got some he's got some uh nice chest that was just him that was just they just moved his case like further away that's all it was he borrowed the court gracious how he looks like is he and jane he's in jail yeah Jail points are is he and Jail? He's in jail. Yeah. Yeah, he just sits in jail. It's crazy. And they're moving this guy can get can get kind of trial for his court case faster. You can get a date for your special doesn't say yeah really yeah. May second he's ready to go. Everybody tune in May second. It's happening for Roger. We can. Oh, that should be tele. That'll be I hope they televised that one. They should have a play by play by those old porn stars. That would be them doing color commentary.

Which is out. It's like 43 fucking like accounts of or more some crazy number of like accusations against them. You guys ever meet them? Yeah. I think one time he like walked through with a more, some crazy number of like accusations against him. You guys ever meet him? Uh, I think one time he like walked through with a telem, I said, hello. Yeah, I met him several times. I've actually, I know he's like a jolly polite guy, but one time he was sleeping during my set at the seller. Um, like my personal interactions with him, like, my personal action, he's always been kind of dismissive of me.

He's like something around me. It's like, he met me with a tell and like, he just started talking like Dave's, he's always been kind of dismissive of me. He's like something around me. It's like he met me with a tell and like he just started talking like Dave's. He's like, this is JD. He had like a sure hey and like, you know, just talked to a tell. He was never particularly friendly to me. But so I invited him to an animosity towards him. I've loved his pornography over the years. I love this.

I love his penis. He was my, he was, he was my gauge. There's one particular point of a girl that's done SDR show before. And it's one of those points where it's like very like amateury. Look, you know, I mean, like just girl in a hotel room and guys are fucking her. And Ron Jeremy comes in, like he was, I guess they did it in a hotel, probably one of those like conventions or whatever. So Ron Jeremy walks in and he goes, oh, Ron, we're just hookin' up with the scour. And he's like, ah, let me check it out.

It looks very unscripted. He just goes and opens our butt cheeks a little bit and he just pulls his dick out and just starts stuffing it in her pussy and she's into it because she was there to do the thing. But it's like, he's the gauge man. This guy just doesn't understand anything other than that. Yeah. So it's like, it's got to be kind of like the way that whole Kogan looks at fighting in life, you know, where he's like, well, yeah, brother

have been winning matches my whole life. So I just walk in and I win. I'm not defending him. He should go to jail until he dies. I'm sure I'm just saying in between whatever horrible things he's probably done. This guy has a zillion times has had a attractive at least to him 40 year old. Weekly probably comes up and says, I want to suck your dick in a bathroom because you're Ron Jeremy just to have that story. It's happened for the last 30 years.

You game of beach once the show was up. Just you know, you can handle it. If you chew your trombone, maybe that's about it. That's really a blow. Yeah, it's like pretty much like the joke. It's such a big penis. But like legitimately, that's like, like I couldn't imagine ever like leading with Dick.

Hi nice to meet you. Yeah, there it is. Yeah, that's all in there Hey nice to meet you. Look your ass all right there. Oh, there we go There it is right there He's looking at like that fictitious jail time Ron Jeremy. It's like three hundred and fifty years You're not trying to plead down to 310. Yeah, just have excuse to go back to court. I would do that.

I would do that. I would just like appeal one of the consecutive life sentences. Just one of them. Just the not for one case. Yeah, just to have one family not have closure. Yeah, just destroy one person and do like, now, just aim on her. Aim on her and we'll get out of this. He'll be protected probably in jail in rest of his life, but like, do you think there's like a chance of him

just like really just getting worked over and yeah, right? You want to fuck on Jeremy? I'm saying because I'm saying, but because of that, do you think they protect like put him protective cost to me because they know they didn't protect Jeffrey Epstein. What chance do they have protecting the mole man? You know they protected Jeffrey Epstein but like there was enough money to not pay him like who's gonna pay like that money for Ron Jeremy to be like rubbed out. I just think they're gonna like put him in like protective custody. If he gets I'm not going to get a lot of money.

Protect the Custick. If he is waiting. Go fund me where I'm trying to get Ron Jeremy put him back in Jen pop. We can really see some action. Yeah, dude.

That's where you take up. You become a fighter for that. Just like just put him out there.ers. No, they'll protect the shit out of him for sure. I don't know though. I mean, Jeffrey Dahmer just got killed in jail with a broomstick up his ass, right? Yeah, but I think they were like, they offered him up because of what he did. What a horrible way to go. Do Jeffrey Dahmer's like normal personality, whatever it is, is so, that's the most disturbing thing to me when he's with his dad and he's like, hey, sorry, Pop, this isn't your fault.

I'm just all whacked out. Like, that's a guy talking and you're like, oh, remember, you drilled a drill bit into a guy's head to try to make him like a zombie. Oh, my God. And he's like, no, dad, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Stuff like that, like the drill thing, like that's, that's not you. That's not mom. That's just, it's doofy stuff, I'm into man. I love you guys though. I love you pop Check the paint in the house. Maybe that let it it. I don't know. I just don't feel like it was your fault

It was genuinely there. He's so like you ever see that sit down with dominant review with his dad. No Oh bring up highlights. I mean No, oh Bring up highlights. I mean damn. Oh, he was fantastic. No, it's pre-internet. Yeah, I started watching that documentary He told me to life of crime on HBO Max It's about for a they document four people From 1986 to 2020. They say life of crime But legitimately they live a life of drug. Yeah, they're just like a drug. Yeah, they're all drug addicts. They're all drug addicts and doing small time crimes, but it's that first guy they show in 84. That's where I'm like 15 minutes in right now. I fell asleep,

but when he's hitting his when he's hitting his girlfriend, oh, that guy's like, you shot up. That guy's a piece of shit. Did you see to flip on that? It's very quickly. He does that with 10 minutes like into the thing when he like he beats his girlfriend so should everybody's kind of let's it happen and then uh... i haven't seen what happens next oh okay it's funny right i'll be sure i won't spoil it no she cries for sure but it's kind of what happens to him is pretty funny and then he's the next to it

he's a shit talker who looks like an asset one point it's great no i can't wait to see it it looks like a good at one point. It's great. Oh, I can't wait. It looks good come up. It's nothing like some Come up. He does get some good come up. It's but that was a I'm excited for the come-up ins Yeah, it's damn that guy looks like exactly like what you'd expect Who is that? Oh, yeah, it looks like Javier Javier Bardem, doesn't it? It does a little bit, but it's the glasses.

Tinted glasses. He's wearing the Lewis Gomez glasses. Yeah, dude. So everyone told Lewis that he's biting his style for Jeffrey Dahmer. I started watching that catching killers documentary on Netflix. It's all right. It was all right. But like, I watched the only one that's the Eileen Warnos one.

Did her case always gets me? How easy it is for a prostitute to just go on a murder spree of men. How much you could lure men into really deep dark scary places, just go like, there's pussy at the end of this long, dark woods walk, and then just at the end shoot them and take their rob their money. And you could just do like pedophile hunts.

You could do them 12 times a night. Uh huh. He's like, I just, I trust you. Yeah, just look, I'm usually afraid of the woods, but I want to believe you. You're so pretty, please let me touch your boobs. I only want us with so unattractive. Is that so unattractive?

Yeah, it's monster. Yeah. She was so unattractive and she still got these guys. One of them was like a fucking like politician or something or a law something was like She killed one person. I mean, I had a job that was like pretty wide. I can't remember what it was But she was like her inner Charlie's down. Yeah, but I was a woman that unattractive can still say I'm gonna give you By the way, they thought they were fucking her for money

Like she didn't even learn she didn't even want to kill him bad enough to be like I'm gonna Bring it. I'll fuck you for money. Bring it. She just would like or like I'm gonna fuck you for free And then just kill them she'd say I will fuck you for money. They agree to that for it for it they agree to that. For it. For it. For it. No one can hear me in your loot. And then I read it to it.

Oh, I heard the last. I heard the second one. Yeah, they can hear certain ones. You can't hear others. I don't know what the fuck and rhyme are reason to it. Really? Is that a drop?

Yes, sir. Was that also a drop? Yes sir. Was that all the drop? Yeah that was loo-screeping $40 Pussy. 40. 40. 40. 40. But yeah it's I can't believe there's only been one female serial killer in God's Earth. Yeah. In the history of God's earth In the history of God's earth one the money they get Real kill more people But I mean it's just or we just haven't found them only one and by the way the core serial killer I don't think it was that many people She's very low numbers in the world serial killing I think

it was that many people she's very low numbers in the world serial killing I think when you get to like those happy face killers and those other people there's like crazy go for it they go for it the guy in Aurora got like more than her in one fucking afternoon yeah Richard Ramirez was like a ton of people over years and years yeah there's a lot of tutiveness in these women. They just like kind of they're hobbyists. Yeah, I wonder what is this dabble? Yeah, they don't let their wreck league like like Ari is saying about him about Dahmer. He used to be wrecking. Then he went pro. There's a lot there's a lot of black widow accusations where it's like one woman's had three husbands like die. Those are the best dude. It's all the same poison or something

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I would strive to be a black widow if I were a woman I'd be like dude don't marry me. You might go disappearing not me Widow I'm praying I'd be a pray I'm more of a praying man It's well fuck you then cut off your heads. You can't tell people oh Rich you're so bad. I'll ride your weener and then cut off your heads you can't tell anyone. To the mantis J the mantis. Mantis at night. I turn to the

mantis. Don't look at it. I'm currently in the I'm the mantis right now. The man's off the mantis signals up over the brambles. Oh, bueno, I know. Boino. Oh, okay. Judy Boino. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know. I know. I know. Okay. What did she do? Because I got to be honest. I know. Notice the black widow.

Not a fool. Not a hey. She poisoned her husband. Yeah. She poisoned her husband. Electric chair too. Damn. She poisoned her husband with arsacinac

and drowned her own son who was partially paralyzed initially trying to kill a surface that's a lot of zero care size of us to be this I had a feeling it was gonna be the case already right there not one zero kill us now we're nine no no back to us you killed two people killed her own family she just hit the reset but go back to that list I want to see how much they get this wrong. Go down because they have they have island mortals in there. So she isn't zero killer. Wana Baraza also known as la majima that killer of old ladies. I don't know how to say that. She was sentenced to 700 to the other years in prison on 11 counts of murder. Okay. Okay. Okay. That's a serial killer. Okay. Now we're playing in the big leagues. They found several women strangled in the city of

Mexico coming to find out they were Wana's victims. Experts believe that our actions were in consequence of her alcoholic mother who sold her to a man for three beers. Oh, damn. Not even a six. The same amuse of which he was 13 years old. So she killed old ladies for a reason I don't fully understand Well, I don't know if three Takate's got you corn hole. He probably wants revenge. All right 11 kills She's a zero killer. I'll give her zero killer. They found them all over on the board. She's on the board Amelia Dyer now we're already back to black and white pictures Dan you want to take this one? Oh?

Dude, I would love to take this one, because this one looks like it's old time. He'd dire began by charging money to take in unwanted babies. Once she had the children, she starved them, drug them, or strangled them. She was what? To have killed hundreds of infants, but wasn't stopped until one of the corpses appeared in a river. She was hung, she was hanged in 1896. That's a serial killer. Now that's a serial killer. And of babies unwanted babies. If you're not going to use them, let me do something with them. But that's almost my thing. Is it? No, she's good, dude. She's good. How many? How many should I do? It's all it seems to me like she's a like a more like a mass murder

I mean that's it wasn't all what's the biggest that's the biggest problem I can give a serial to hundreds of infants do she's she's baller. Jay. I really want a complement a serial killer You go hey, you're a mass murderer and they go. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, I'm really dire. You're on the board You're a zero-core Kristen Gilbert. I'm sorry. You're zero. Okay, Kristen Gilbert. I'm sorry. You want to read this one? Yeah, I just want to wait because she looks like the first I describe her looks as angry and disappointed.

I also I would look so friend sister. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Gilbert murdered four or four patients. All of them war veterans. Damn, she's against true. She's in the truth. When she works with the nurse. Yeah, she's in the troops. Chris and injected a victim with a drug called

epinephrine. No, we heard of that. Yeah, epinephrine pen. Although prosecutors, the temperatures are cured death penalty, she was sentenced to life imprisonment in 2001. Possible zoom guest. Hey, zoom guest.

I'll say this. Four patients. No,. I'll say this. Four patients. You're not, no, you're not a CEO. I think you're on the line. I'm gonna argue that I think you're on the line. Well, then put her on the line. It's fine. But yeah, she was on her way, but she,

you fucked up early. I mean, she didn't even have like a plan or anything. I mean, a lot of it, you gotta get lucky to stay out, out of the, you know, out of jail. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that lady that killed her family, she blew her low too fast. And then she was yelling. And that fourth victim almost caught a bomb. But then did. Well, you can't serial killed you. Yes, you bombed. You can barely see. You can't serial kill in any big city. Now, I think

every inch of the city is completely filmed. It is a challenge. So it's like they can they can have you in one motion like your entire travel from your front door probably to wherever you go always. Yeah. Uh, 90 Doss. She's black and white and she oh it's also glimmer, it's just an Oklahoma. Guys got to fight Burktau. Great club. I'm doing it. Yeah, I've heard it was great. Great club. Great owners. Doss was sentenced to life in prison in 1955. After confessing that having killed her four husbands with arsenic, she also murdered her mother, her sister, her nephew, her mother-in-law. She died of leukemia in prison of 1965. Okay. It's a serial. It's so again, it's very in-house, but that's a serial killer.

Right. Four different husbands. I mean, who's the third one? It's like, what happened to your three husbands? Yeah. Who are you? How's the fourth husband walking into that? How's the husband like? Oh, you guys are.

Wow, you have had some bad luck. What do you say, me? You turn that luck around, huh? Girl, I'm here with you. I'll see. I'll see. Three times, shame on you. The next serial killer is a stealth.

You know the girls. Yeah, stealth. Dude, don't killer is a stealth. Get all the girls. Yeah, a stealth dude, don't stop her mom. Sophia. It's Sophia everybody. Sophia point. I wonder if she's got some zingers. Are these good? She, I mean, I hope she wins.

She would, she would, she would say what you want about Dorothea, but good writing. Ooh, look at her. That's a good one. That's a good one. Dorthia, but good writing Oh Good one. That's a good one. Jay Dorthia Was arrested in 1988 for poisoning her tenants to steal their social security checks Remains of four women and three men were found on her patio She didn't bury them just her patio She was sentenced to life in prison and she was sentenced to life prison. When she was an old lady already, who gives

a fuck? She was fine with it. Look, that's definitely her sitting in court. She's not that rattle. She's scratching her lip. She looks like she's showing bingo. She's like this or this oriental judge is annoying me. The thing I don't like about Polox is they think that the story tellers and they're not and they're not. They're dumb people. They're genuinely dumb people. We got tear through this list because we're definitely going to be doing a break. Oh, trans,

trans, trans, Oh, along with your boyfriend, Ian Brady. Oh, that is a buyer. Mira Hinley. Mira murdered five children in England during the 60s. Some of the little ones were abused sexually before they died.

Have to do it that way. And the couple kept photographs and audios of their victims. Whoa. Whoa, what year is this? What year was this? Because it looks like the picture. During the 60s. During the 60s. Whoa. What year is this? It looks like the picture. During the 60s. During the 60s.

It looks like Mike Myers in the Spire Shagman. It looks like the film. They had to film it with like when you film your murders back then, you have to be with the cameras where the light bulb explodes. Hold them up. She's under he's under a sheet. Yeah, we got it. Um, uh, they're doing another I lean Warnos movie. And the girls, the woman's playing her gorgeous. What is that? Oh, really? That's not people don't want to watch fucking gross people on film. Yeah, the list is playing. I lean bring up paint list.

Who's paying the list? They're gonna. Oops, please. And are they going to ugly or up? Is that going to be the idea? Why don't you just have to? Why don't you just get an ugly? And she's cute.

She's all right, actually. Oh, that's the girl from co-work. Yeah. It's a girl. Come on. It's gross. It's be honest. She's a weird. That's the great. Yeah. That's the girl from Cove. That's the girl from Cove.

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Yeah. Yeah, that paid in girls already halfway dog. I think she just says good haircare product. That's all it is just volume Yeah, just the voluminous locks. You got to look at Iley Moore. I was good pictures She's the monster Yeah, yeah that one over there with the smart with the orange collars. I fuck her. I fuck that's the at least there the second

No Yeah, that one that's the issue. That's the issue. The second one. Yeah, that one. Oh, that's surely staring. It surely is thrown. And yeah, no sheetless. There's no wonder. There's no this is where she looked good. The picture doesn't exist.

She was rough. For sure. Rough with it. A lot it and would say a victim a lot of people say a victim in her own right do i get to the rest of this list before we go to break uh... if we got a break right now i'd still miss that there's no show when we come back well

well it's only two is on the three more there's only three more we have to margaret uh... you know she'll again she ran a nursing home in canadica during the nineteen hundred But well, there's only two she's only there's only three more there's only three more we have to do Marge or maybe I should yell again She we ran a nursing home in Connecticut during the 1900s eventually the authorities revealed that at least 48 people have died in her care And then the patients had named her as the beneficiary of their insurance policies It's going to be obvious with arsenic, but she was only prosecuted for one homicide She was sentenced to print prison in 1917, but was later transferred to a psychiatric hospital. She passed away in 1962 at 89. Do you think she passed away free?

I think that was 45 years later. Christine, let me give you a show you a little something about the weakness of women. If you've noticed, all of while alien warnos so gets the fucking baddest bitch award because every other one of these women essentially has only killed old people or children. Yeah they're taking stacked fights they're going against tomato cans. Yeah they are. You know, most of the people though are like just get women. you know, most of the people, though, are like, just get women. Yeah, Oh,

plus for sure. Yeah, at least Dahmer had the sense to get gay guys to try to try to get at least Korklinski's got the nuts to go after other people. Um, so we could go up more more. Where are you saying Ari? Who would I go after? Well, what's what's their group that you're like he's to keep murdering people on this like you know bracket Oh, this next one Rosemary West. I was like my aunt Linda Drone get in the place

Drone people at sporting games nice to Rosemary West says and my used to this didn't know how high heels. Oh I'll say what I'll say it was just rude. Just rude people in the street like bad pedestrians and car people. I mean, I would rake it up in New York. Dude, I would do. I would do. You know, who I do, public face timers.

That's not bad. Walking and talking to their phone. Yeah. You would be accused of being racist. I'd be a hero. No, because I saw white people do it a lot. Oh, really? I think another another cultural appropriation. Yep, we still have great. Now white people have taken public face timing. Great. Here we go.

Great. I guess black people aren't public face timing. They're public speakerphone. Yes, for no reason. They're music with that headphones. Yes. White people public face timing they're public speaker phone. Yes, for no reason. They're music without headphones. Why people over public face time? Rosemary and her husband Fred subjected to seech getting help for boyfriend. What do you want to do? She's talking Courtney Love. Getting somebody else to write a lyrics.

Rosemary and Fred subjected to several teenagers, including her own daughter, a portrait, sexual abuse. I say you disqualify all the couples. That's bullshit. Yeah, it's a thank you and the heavy lift. I agree. uh... or your sexual abuse class you disqualified all the couple said bullshit yet again heavy-lifters and she was dooped into whatever the thing was probably or she's uh... and manipulate him

did you do your daughter lady get a break beat it after this group's treatment they were murdered and dismembered uh... the victims the couple was arrested nineteen 1994 and West sent into life imprisonment. Well, Fred, the honorable thing committed suicide. Yeah, Fred sacked up and at least killed himself. Yeah. He's the real Fred Savage. Sorry, Fred.

Fred punched his own ticket. Okay. You've been listening to Sirius XM's bonfire. I'll take. you