The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Ready For the Hunt

Episode Date: November 10, 2021

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I'm Dan Soder and I'm Big J. Ocarson and welcome to the Bonfire podcast. You can hear our full show every day on SiriusXM. Go to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. I guess it's what we all are. Thank you as always. I'm gonna remember every day. It's like we don't see him in the halls.

It's what it is. But thank you to Ron Bennington. The Bennington show, as always, Gail, Chris Stanley always shooting it over us so kindly. Damn, we owe him so much. We really do. What do we do for him one day? We have to do something big. Even so the member Ron Bennington took us out

when we were doing the test shows. You know what I'm talking about? The burger place, that was great. And then we, it was after we were doing the test shows. And we were talking about the burger place. Yeah, that was great. And then we, it was after we had done the test shows, before we had signed on to do the bonfire, we knew we wanted to do four days a week, but we also knew we wanted to stay on the road, doing stand-up, and he was the one that suggested

we come in a little early on Tuesday, a little early on Wednesday, which is what we used to do. And then we just got collettin' this and started doing two in episodes a day. But he had the right... No, but he was also talking about easing into it. Yeah, which we did, now it's fine. We get it.

Now we got it. We got this shit. What are you gonna give me? Talk for a couple hours in our radio. Let's fucking do it, dude. Gives a shit. I'm Big J. O'Cerson, that's Dan Soder. We are the Bond Fund.

Well, we're two sticks, two logs, two sticks, two sticks of the bonfire. We're a third of it. We're a third of the bonfire. Damn dude, we're good. Yeah. But the rest, the other, the other, oh man, there's a good joke there, almost by accident,

on black glue, three bits of by accident yeah on black glue three fists of the bonfire black glue how are you turning insult into a compliment that's how black loose three fists of the bonfire you say three fifths people go excuse me you of the bonfire oh that means he's most of the bonfire man passing interest in numerology always Jacob a Todd is down at mom's house. We have DJ Lou Christine here. Yeah, Lou taking away Shred Lou shed whoo he's up on the neck and our black king the black tiger Louis I'm so sorry. We'll be we'll be we'll be we'll be.

Damn Lou, you fucking going for it. I didn't use the cock rocker. Pretty good. Dude, I didn't know you could slang like that. Look at him go. Oh, with his teeth. I get more wet watching a guy play guitar really well than watching him dance around. Well, you chose the fallen love of the man that has moves.

Yeah, yeah, I dance around. I don't play the guitar at all. Yeah. You do move. You're the wrong guy. I'm a good buddy. Damn, he knows a bummer to hear about that. The guy Christine was obsessed with before me, guitar player. Oh, man.

She said he shreds. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Does it still do it? Oh, really? Yeah, Nick. Oh, that guy that worked at Doze, that guy's a sock boy. That guy sucked. He was such a hot idiot. Yeah, I didn't let me tell you why I don't number one I don't like him because he's not you number two

He was a guy didn't like when I worked he didn't want to be me He just wanted Christina one is stick and then give it to every now and then look Yeah, I think she did no, but he was a guy that when you work with at a restaurant that you're like I don't fucking like this guy. Oh sure, yeah. He just sucked. He was very like, hey! And you're like, I don't know, I think it's fucking like all those energy from Christine's life.

It looks like it's so funny when you have to give like a real answer to something that sounds like, you know what they say? Someone's trying to control somebody. They get them. I've been watching a lot of intervention. Again, they get them. And they fucking like, they separate them from I've been watching a lot of intervention, again, they get them and they fucking like, they separate them from all their friends. Yeah, it's cool.

And I didn't separate from all their friends. I was like, hang with them all you want, just keep them away from me because your friends bite. Your friends fucking blow and my friends rule. And when we all were just saying, oh, your friends go, because they're the best. Your friends suck ass hard. But my friends weren't here that like a lot of my friends,

these were like, when I started being J, it was like new friends I would hang out with like my restaurant friends from New York. Like my friends were all. Met one of her friends, me really called Christine Fatt immediately, right in front of me. That was wild.

Yeah. These were her friends. Yeah, they, one of them who I love, I've come to love over the years, it was so nasty to like a friend of mine really would nasty to uh... yeah animal work leasing from two cents who is the sweetest human being i've ever met my life i would say has ever been a situation where you like the other person's friends more i've never had more

no all christine had that with my life but no no but i know you ever been in that situation like back in Philly where like there's a group and Never happens. No, no, never have to guy friends ever do guys ever pick their girl Girlfriends friends. Oh, you never do that. Oh, there's guys who do of course really you gotta have a week group of friends You gotta have a real week group of friends that your girlfriend's friends are cooler. And by the way, I liked several of Carlos friends

when we were out in Long Island doing governors a while back, it's got Peter who I've just known now for fucking 22 years, you know what I mean? Like great fucking dude. Katie and I, the results of the Earth guy. So yeah, Carlos has a few, and she also has few that are definitely like the, why do you hang with this person? Carlos also hangs with like former Alcada members. Katie and I know. Salt to the earth guy. So yeah, Carl has a few, and she also has few that are definitely like the,

why do you hang with this person? Carl also hangs with like former Alcada members. Shit. It's why, being a federal criminal defense lawyer, it's put her on some weird characters. Like there's a friend with a lot of witnesses and moles. Oh, like a guy who she does is a really nice guy except for the fact that he would lure young boys

to sending pictures of their feet to him and shit. She goes, this guy is straight and narrow right now. We got him on a couple pedophile cases. I do. Isabella was in the car with this guy 500 times. I really, I got it. I was like, no, it's boy feet. That's really funny.

That's really, really like Charles. And she goes, yeah. Yeah. What did he do? Kidnapping. Yeah, yeah. But that was a different life. But that was the 80s.

That was a million years. Are you gonna make that a thing every time he comes around? Listen, I think you should sleep at night knowing we can pinpoint him with a cell phone tower. Absolutely. Ooh, Lou. Before I forget, let me tell you, I think you really undersold first episode of the new Dexter. I put it on yesterday and thought it was fucking awesome.

I never watched Dexter, so I can't come back. Here's the bummer of telling someone to go back to Dexter. You have to let them know that it's great, great, amazing, unbelievable, and then three okays. The problem is you'd have to go through all of it for this to make sense, for sure. So it sucks that you know when you watch a show, you're peaking on that season four. You're peaking hard. It goes seven. What do you think? Luke, give me a speaker. I still have the same feeling that I originally had

when I first watched at the chills, the music. I'm back in. I love it. Yeah, I thought it was so. Did you watch it, Jacob? I was so turned off by that last season, which I thought blue that, I mean, I just read, I don't know, maybe I wrote the wrong review about the new season. What did this review say? Not that it was more like, it was more like the last season. Hmm. Well, spoiler alert, the last season becomes a lumberjack season finale. Yeah.

Yeah. Cool. Well, just like won't go back and watch that now. It doesn't matter. I know. I'm still going to watch you should watch it. Dude, it was that show. Man, me and Dave Smith are all about it.

I never really watched it and I fell asleep on it because I was just exhausted last night But I was getting into it. I didn't know the The full series. I still think yeah, I would I would prefer to do my back reading Sure, yeah, I'd like to go through and watch Dexter actually because I want to see that John Litzgaon Here's the thing love a John Litzgaon You're the thing that like John Litzgaon and anything easy thing as he's in. Yeah, I have a thing that you won't tell, but you won't go back on it. You won't.

Well, because you won't go back on it. I'm going a lot. You should just do it. Yeah, you should. That's a good way to do it when he's gone. Watch Dexter. And you know what? I'll have a old Boston Katie and I will jump in on it.

We'll have like a little book club for Spain. You start from season one and we'll start from season one. I'd like to. It's a series that I've heard a lot of good things about. People are obsessed with it. We in. I'm in. Watch club.

Yeah, watch club. Dexter watch club. Dexter watch club. I think Katie might have watched it. If that's the case, then it's you and I on watch club and I'll watch it on the road. Yeah, I think it's a good series to go through. I mean, we recently in pandemic, we went through breaking bad, which I didn't think I was going to a watch club and I'll watch it on the road. Yeah, I think it's a good series to go through. I mean, we recently in the pandemic, we went through breaking bad,

which I didn't think I was going to go back to when I was a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby.

I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby.

I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be a baby. I'm going to be this one. I got this guy. I got this guy. It's very, even a new season. It's, there's points of, it's very on the nose. Like, cartoonish in the way where it's like, in the fur, the idea of the new season, which is fine, it doesn't matter. It's like in an episode, so I can't spoil anything. It's just that it's years later and he was a lumberjack.

Okay. And, and what you would call, but he, damn, I'm turning around with the fuck I was gonna say about except so many thoughts about it so many thoughts about it all at once it's uh wait six months oh no it's it's cartoonish in that like right away they show a guy comes in so cartoonishly being like a piece of shit yeah they're like oh this is a guy it's gonna get him back in the game you know I mean like it's gonna get him back in the game and I say it's not a spoiler because if there's new dexter, he's alive. But they always did.

So it doesn't matter if... Beyond the nose stuff, as you know, we're both obsessed with 80s action movies. They're always on the nose about that. You always knew who the first guy was gonna be to show the hero's strength. That guy was like, oh, fight anybody.

Hey woman, come here and kiss me. And then Arnold would have to be like, don't touch her. But it is a show with a lot of like holy shit, didn't expect that. Okay. Well, Christine and I just formed a watch club. You saw it with your own eyes. Come in and meet nothing of Christine. Alright, I don't like to hear that in a watch club member.

It's not the first review I want back. I had to someone I'm about to die before. You want the yellow review on watching someone with a stain? No, I mean something that's taking me away from sex in the city and friends on repeat. Yes, stop. It's your time. You're being clockwork-orange. Dexter, it is. Yeah, you should do Dexter.

We watch two in an episode, and then we two episodes at a time that we catch up. Okay. That way you can't go too forward, and it'll give me something to be like, won't make me feel too far behind. Let's do it. You're perfect.

Watch club. You can watch it on your recommendation. And now Jacob's back in. Show time. Is Watch club. Watch it on your recommendation. And now Jake comes back here. Show time. Is it show time? Yeah, show time. So how do you watch it like? Show time app. Show time now I think. No, he's going to show time demand. Yeah, and it'll all be there. Yeah, we'll take care of it.

Get you the goddamn DVDs. We have the show time app too because we have show time. Yeah, it's all the matters. We have the showtime app too, because we have showtime. Yeah. It's all the matters. Wee. Oh no. Wee. Oh, damn, it was good.

You good? What's wrong? You pulled your wire out, Dan. There it is. Oh, I'm back in. Can you feel me? Oh. Oh.

All sides. I found a New York Post article that I saved in my Twitter thing that I was like this is for Jay A mom 38 my age poses is 15 year old girls online to snare sex offenders Yeah, so finally there's a female A lot of fun her go to the article very I hope she shows up with a bunch of guys though Yeah, cuz you're gonna get killed you're gonna kill lady You're just a big wait you're gonna have me arrested well, I get killed, lady. She's gonna be, wait, you're gonna have me arrested? Well, I'm just gonna fucking anyway and kill you now.

Yeah, he's like, cool, whatever. I can still dabble in the adult pussy. There's no, she's a Connecticut resident named Roo, Roo Powell. Roo, posing as 15 year old schoolgirls. Oh, well, it's part of a Discovery Plus doc you see here. Oh. Okay, well, by the way, the answer is, oh well, she's part of a discovery plus doc you serious Okay, well, well, we get into this answer is oh buddy

I just wanted I needed to add you to a watchlist of something and this is what Do you know this was coming out? No when Christine would leave To go to Skankfest in the morning is like when I'd be getting ready goes I'd watch a catch I should have said that every morning to catch I go how theankfest in the mornings, like when I'd be getting ready, he goes, I'd watch a catch. Ha ha ha ha ha. I should have said that every morning too. I would have to catch. I go, how the rivers run in. They catch them. You should have been like,

do they get that dirty basura? Ha ha ha ha. That's what he's always gonna do. Get that basura. And Blackloo says, Rami's waiting on our word for a ride along. And Kyla and Beezer couldn't be more stoked. I think we set it up for January.

Let's do a January ride along. Yeah, ride along is a wrong word. We'll meet him there. You don't want to. Yeah, the ride out. But how do we do it? How do we? We've got to plot it.

We've got to plot how we want to do this ride along. Meet him there as he confronts someone, meet him before an interview, then we go watch him confront someone, like we go to the parking lot and watch. Oh yeah, no, no, no, no. We're gonna watch him, tell me, walks up and he goes, let me see your hands. Let me see your hands.

Okay, I work with an organization that catches online predators. You were here to meet with a 14 year old boy and ruin his life. Can I, what'd you do this? Can I be the boy? Is there a preview for this? But he I am fucking by the way killing it in that impression that anyone knows I am killing it That's see that trash can over there. I value that trash can more than your whole dirty basura life

Do you know what would happen to you and Jail? They would obliterate you. You know what? Completely obliterates his merch. Completely obliterated. That's very fucking hell of a merch guy. I never got the merch angle. You've got merch. You've got, you've got, you've got merch. I, um, the big guy, I get that, I get that doing an impression that no one knows and you want to share with the world. I kept wanting to do the AG team magician because I knew I was nailing it Yeah, and then I just didn't have anyone to do it to so I have to explain it And you're like, you don't get it midway through you like you don't get it. Oh, dude the big guy

Cheat Rosen or if I could go Gordon flowers now he goes by the guy got in trouble for being racist He always tries like make he's such a huge guy. He just tries, he really makes fun of them. But he's such a guy, it's so slappy, you know what I mean? So it'll be like, I see that you have a lot of comic books with your big fan of Super Who's Your Favorite Comic Book. And you know, when he would say something, he goes, oh, I'd say I want to guess it was Spider-Ham because you look like Peter Parker.

He's like a fat guy. He just puns. He gets a couple one time that they're both fat and he's calling them both just fat the whole time while he's saying they're pedophiles. They're a pedophile couple? Yeah. Man, what a weird thing to connect on. Well, you remember that one we did watch that video a long time ago when I first started

ever watching these. Oh, a couple outside the hotel. And the lady who, like they said like like she's a Karen still Yeah, she's still a bitch about it. Oh, we were gonna fuck a 12 year old whatever a fuck off Well, this one's called undercover underage and this is a preview for the Discovery Plus series, which is coming out how Dare anything like this get their managed should I eat for being interested in pedophile hunting today I'm right to being called I'm a pedophile trying to run from something Someone said that to you

Yeah, well, I think I sit on stage what I go. I'll tell you what if I was a pedophile I would never be on this fucking thing you be a slippery fucking guy. There's just no way when the guy goes I just want to have a talk with you. I go. I don't know what the fuck talking about and drive away. Yeah, that's it. It's over. Yeah, I think But anyway It's yeah, it's over. They can't catch you. I've learned that now. Don't worry anymore Dan. I'm fine I'm good no to just people being like oh Or the joke that made me laugh one time is hey, what's the over under on jayman? Metapile once today

It's very far away maybe laugh, um we're guess what so bummed that with how much I bring apparently all that negative I gotta take why am I not look to stealing a bad girls club why am I not doing the wrap-up show for bad girls club I was like this is insanity yeah you're taking the cheaters they give it the Peter guns yeah they're taking their guns they're taking you you live the life and they're taking guns. They're taking you, you live the life

and they're putting people in it that don't understand it. Why aren't you guest hosting one to Williams? I could have brought you not world, but state class comedic value to your show cheaters. Cheaters would have instantly been broadcast. What have been upt? It would have been upt. What have been upt?

And this show, how dare you? How dare you not have me involved in a pot of files and this show how dare you dare not have me Well, let's see what this thing a control pedophile thing it Chris Hansen if you're listening fuck face Let me help We'll do something let me taser the guy we just run tag him in Tag me in dude. Let me run this motherfucker down. I Really think you should you need to figure out like texting Justin to get you in for guest hosting Wendy Absolutely, you do you would to figure out like texting Justin to get you in for guest hosting Wendy. Absolutely you do. You would just fucking kill it.

Honestly, you would be a thing, but it would be a thing where you're like, give him a segment. Just put them on that stage. Let me do hot topics. Exactly. Just give me the hot topics. Exactly. Have whoever is hosting. It's a little bit over my shoulder.

Who's that? That's Kylie Jenner. Okay. I'm gonna say I'll buff my eye on him's that? That's Kylie Jenner. Okay. That's a far behind our arm, because okay, that's not Kendall. Which one was banging Ben Simmons? Yeah, girl, they both boozy. Anywho, it doesn't matter. I mean give J hot topics. Ben, you could do better boy I'll tell you that your rich your handsome Wait for the crowd to clap. Mmm, look at him, look at that.

Hi, Ben. That's what she does. I know. I just nice sum under, dude. If she likes a guy on the thing, she's like that. She goes, he's with his wife, and he walked away from that girl, even though she was throwing herself at him. So congratulations, Hugh Jackman for being a good guy.

Yeah, she goes high-heel So cute You heard it right now Get big J to host hot topics on one-de-williams. They get clapped here from these people. It would be what do you mean by these people? You're asking days and blacks and old fat white ladies Revolutionary Those people let's do it. Let's get Jay. Are you texting Justin Edbrough right now?

He is texting me right now. He's here and he wants to come in. I will read him his rights. Edbrough. Yeah. Immediately right now. I mean, he's trying to get his, he's here. I'm trying to get his proof of vaccination. Fuck man. Let's just slide him in. Well, I want to immediately to his face say,

why are you not hosting Wendy Williams? Yeah, it's a good conversation, I have. Maybe for the second half of the show, we have a guest, but. Good, he can give him, he can help too. We can run down my agent. Yeah, here with the fucks going on. Yeah, we're having an intervention.

What the fuck is going on? Where the fuck's your head, dude? Why isn't Jay involved in cheaters? None of us have been to the show. Wendy Williams, pedophile stings. Pedophile stings. Let's watch this trailer, please Tell me you're quick she's texting how old you 24 she says she's 15

She's like a text going back and forth. Let me see some picks you pause it Let me say something before you get in this to this is why this will be very interesting because for and this is fucked up And I may have said it before, but it is fucked up when that guy, Rami's always catching gay guys going off with we talked this before with the with it's usually coming to meet boys so he can really dominate him because it's usually that he's like a feminine guy's half the time, you know what I mean? Yeah, that are nervous and terrified of what's happening. This is much more in treat and that's what I got Gordon flower. He's a big big dude Gordon flowers and he goes after a guy. This is much more intriguing. That's what I got Gordon Flowers. He's a big, big dude Gordon Flowers.

And he goes after a guy. His things are, that's why even he's a piece of shit. He's getting like guys like 72 year old who are asking to see an eight year old's dirty picks. I mean like, so he's going, that's a balls more move though. I mean, because you're getting, as dumb as it sounds, just it's like straight guy.

So you're gonna get a straight piece of shit who's like a trucker, a sad fucking old grizzled guy. You know what I mean? So it's like, for some reason, it makes your anger towards it more. It's more intriguing. So that's what I'm saying. The fact that it's trying to get a girl.

Yeah, a 15 year old girl hits more, like because so many gay teenage guys say they try to hook up with like 20 something year old guys because it indoctrines them into you know That's the people who understand I guess yeah, yeah, so it's not right no, I'm just saying like It's not less of a crime is the wrong way. I know it's not less of a crime But this makes you more like yo, dude. You're trying to You're dipping into more of the general pop yeah, man more so than a there's always my favorite Norris

What am I favorite nor Mcdonald? We can update my favorite normic dawn will be conducted jokes we did that joke about michael jackson in the hospital uh... don't worry michael jackson's a homosexual pedophile surely to be sure the double thing but you write it's like your fifteen year old girl you're gonna get a guide it's maybe like a thirty five year old construction worker that just is like whatever you know not more like little children, little tiny children, but more like a teen girl.

Yeah. It's a different shade of pedophile. Yeah. Yeah. But this is gonna be really fun to watch. What if the reveal it's Dilea? And you're like, son of a bitch.

Oh my God. No, I'll tell you what, he'd be awesome right now if it just goes in the middle of this he goes, like this, this title screen, like executive producer, like Chris, to the end. Oh my god. You son.

The hunter. The hunter, the hunter. He's became the hunter. All right, let's play it. A doll's exploit and abuse minors online. My name is Rudy. All right, and my organization helps long force them to stop them.

He has multiple pseudonyms, and he does that because he needs to protect his real identity. And it's making it almost impossible to find it. Anyway, hold on. Oh man, the fucking, I love that voice modified pedophiles. Warders, can I see some of your stuff there, animals? Dude, if you want to of your stuff there, animals? Dude, if you wanna get, I mean, well, it's the best thing when they read the chats

of these people, because again, if you ever start to go, like, damn, this whole guy's life's falling apart, he made this mistake, maybe it is the first time, like, I feel terrible, not terrible for him, but you're just like, you do feel some sense of humanity form, like, just read the chats, and the manipulation in it. It's like, yeah, you're probably too young

that wanna do something like that. It's like shit like that. But damn dude, you guys are pieces of shit. Having your voice modified, saying pathetic things is weird. Like, I want to picture your boobs. Yeah, I cry a lot because I'm alone, so it's just nice to have you.

Talking to you really makes me feel spurtful. Because you're turning hands. I told you before when we found, I think Isabella years ago, like, Carl Fanchill, you talking to your real, your nuclear fuel spur for. Because you were turning your hands. I told you before when we found, I think Isabella years ago, like Carl Fountry was like talking to us, I think if I'm like an app or something, but like someone was 17 and she was like 13 or something. Like a year.

Or maybe he was like 18, just like 13 or 14. Well, it was stopped. It's fine, you know what I mean? Whatever it was though, like she was so, there is the innocence now. Like he was trying to get to like, you know what I mean, like we should totally, he wasn't Texas or something. Yeah.

But I was like, we should totally fuck, you know what I mean? And she's like, do you like this song? Like, and you know, she was like sort of like, you know what I mean? Like, she knew what he meant. Because why is the hallway so scary at night? She knew what he meant. Yeah. But like, she wasn't that kind of damaged where she was like leading.

And she was like, hey, let's flip that Just in the different. Yeah, you know, I mean, it's foosball so hard He's like can I watch you suck on it. Yeah, exactly. She was like oh man, what you do like do you like Disney more and Knick-knick-knick-knick-knight. Do you think November 5th is too early for Christmas? What do you think? Let's watch this because she's's pretending to be a 15-year-old girl. You are a stranger on the internet. I'm a 38-year-old mother of three, but with the help of my team, I transform into a teenage girl. When we create a persona, it's like we're creating a person out of thin air.

I'm Mia, and Liz Lizzie and Hannah. He did turn the conversation to supremely sexual last night. So he's committed a crime. I think I found him. No, what? Hello! It's him. We don't really know how dangerous these guys truly are just behind a screen.

I'm sending your **** to Interpol because I got your IP address too. I know what the rules in the UK are about that. You would **** go to jail. Do not **** reach out to a girl under 18 online ever again. We're gonna try and follow the van and see which way he goes. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh my god. He's at his here, he's at his here.

We can turn it. It's not you. To help protect the underage. I think you should duck down. This is staring straight at you. Hey, you look 38. I thought you were 15. That's already out.

Oh, you got to watch your... Oh, I don't discover it plus. Apparently, huh? We had to get it. Because you should eat more salads. It's cleaning the 38. You really think I think a 15 year old's got legs like that? What's up, Spiderman Reigns?

Yeah. Oh, cause you said you had to get to a Pilates class? A mommy and me daycare class? I don't know, I just saw the way your skin sits on you. You're not 15. Are you crazy? Do you think I'm dumb? Yeah.

I know I'm like kind of gross. Nice laugh lines. Yeah, I'm not. Officer. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not a sir. Yeah Hey, why not uh, hey how great was Clinton's administration fucking a lot of us bitch? I revisited showing somebody the other day The ultimate decoy the original and I got to say still shout out Shane coil in the sense of like He's still the the funniest thing still consistently in pedophile catch

YouTube videos is him when he gets him to the highest point of lying about what they've heard or what they've said and then when he goes yeah is that what you said is that what she told you she was she said that she was 17 is that what you think I what she told you? She said that she was 17. Is that what you think? Cause I think she told you she was 13. And he's like, no, she said 17. He goes, did she, did she, did she tell you that? Did she tell you that? And just watching his face go, I jerked off to you yesterday. I think he said before,

because son of a bitch was pleasureing himself when he was talking to me. And I watched that video. We watched that video. And you know he's jerking off to you. Yeah. Yeah. No matter what, you made a guy whack it. And I was like, yeah, we're watching that video. You know he's drinking off to you. Yeah, no matter what, you made a guy whack it. I'm so crazy.

Hey, what am I gonna say? My pillow talks tough, not. I like it. It's a part of me that likes hearing a job done. I'm gonna go on Phil. I'm gonna go on Dr. Phil and turn against everybody. I love that he goes on Dr. Phil and just does heel turn. You guys are all assholes.

Yeah, no, that's crazy. He's back in the game. Oh my God. I don't know if he's fully back, but he helped Rami with one recently. They fucking teamed up. Can I tell you that? What's up, Blackloo?

He's been contacting me nonstop. Shane. He said he's sorry. He messed up. He's not on drugs anymore. He really wants to come on the show. I don't know, I like him. I'm sorry. We got Romney.

Yeah, I like him all hopped up. Listen, oh wait a second, I don't, Dan does not speak for both of us. I, I've moved on. I will, I will go with a shame, did a shame coil. Romney, Beeser and Violet, Jay and Dan ride along.

Sounds like, honestly, one of the most fun nights of my entire fucking We gotta get a ride along. Yeah, we got me. We gotta get a big van. Oh, yeah, I fucking mystery machine Yeah, do we our own mystery machine? Dude, we should go dressed like We do I'll do a Freddy. I wear an ass cut in a sweatshirt. I'll be the dog. I'll wear a dog costume I'm hoping you were sure Like all right, all right, snoops. I got GJ's funagging. Oh, oh, oh messing around with our channel and took it. You know, I was gone.

Yeah. That's so funny. Did I love to do that? Yeah, Shane's reached now, but I bet Shane would be part of a, uh, he would do a crossover event with Rami, a nice big one. I'll make a matchup. Yeah, let's see if we can get those two to cooperate on our ride along. Let's see if we can bust a bonfire fan and then we can show up

Yeah, it'll be a Christmas extravaganza. I'd say do three in one night let their crew do it Let Shane's crew do it and then me Dan be very kind of a chain do it dude We should put that out as a Valentine's Day special. Oh, man film it in January and just do like a Too cold too cold do this in January. I know it's gonna be two-fold ruining those dudes' lives, but... Now you don't wanna get it where we wanna leave. We want it to be when it's nice, nice brisk time. I'm thinking maybe early December.

I'm gone though. All of December? The first two weeks. And then we come back. What's the first two weeks? I'm in, I do Portland and then I'm staying out west and doing Spokane. You're gone for two full weeks? And then before that, before the week before that

is Thanksgiving. So we'd have to do it either. December like 15th. Where on that time? All right. All right. We got to do it on it is a Tuesday after work. We do the pre-party here.

And then Tuesday the 14th we're doing the live show. Okay. So maybe the 21st? Yes. Christmas week. That absolutely works for me. Little holiday petos thing. Little holiday petos.

I'll tell you what. Dude, lonely guy during the holidays. Definitely wants to fuck a little boy. Damn, dude. But maybe we get coil involved too. We can get a guy looking for a girl really ruin a life Maybe we can give him a stocking full of coal dude. I want to ruin a guy's life That guy's gonna get extra life ruined cuz he's gonna get the publicity of this show particularly also

What's wrong? Are you hoping you don't like him a little? He's like it's Christmas man Man it is Christmas you were the peto go I don't know do you burn the footage the guys I'm sorry I'm just sitting here sorry three days later I'm just sitting at Trisha's having a coffee on her couch it's Christmas day and then Katie's like hey where are you I'm like is this that I'm taking that bad guy that we put in jail two days ago I don't know what's fucking great his get a family. You got like three kids. Dan, he was a fucking pedophile.

Like, I know, we saw his face dude. He was terrified. He meant it. He was terrified. He was a poor guy who banged kids then, huh, Dan? No, wow, I can't believe that's a drop. It is a drop. It's just being kidnapped and tortured

and enslaved sexually. It's wrong. Can I tell you something right now? Let me see. Let me see. Let me tell you something right now. Us picking up, tell me if I'm crazy. Us picking up this champion, this cause,

and getting behind a pedophile hunt. If that doesn't somehow mend the bridge between us and Feldog, then something will. Oh, my. Well, Corey, he's got to get behind the idea that we're fucking. Our Christmas gift to the Fel dog as we're gonna go Nab us a point of these fucks away

We're bringing up pair antlers and we're gonna really humiliate him with Philadelphia accents We're looking for a five-point peto I told you that what bees are was like the word he wants to get out in that Philly accent He's like yeah, what he jerking off Nickelodeon Such a funny word for that for that exit. Yeah, you watch a naked night getting gacked on your face fucking Nickelodeon. Such a funny word for that for that exit. Yeah, you watch a Nicket Knight getting gank on your face. Fucking Nickelodeon weirdo. Yeah, man. Well, let's try to set it up. Black glue. Let's try to set it up. 21st sounds like a good tentative date. You ain't your head out of your ass. 21st Tuesday, correct? Yeah, it's a good time. If we could stay Tuesday night,

getting coil involved. Yeah, I'd like to. Yeah, and then we can, you know, maybe bust them out of wall, wall. Do you want them to come in and talk at all? Well, of course, yes. Maybe on the Wednesday show on the 20th. Yeah, I think that. The following day, yeah, yeah, for sure.

Or the day before, day before, day after. No, day after. We gotta talk about how exhilarating it was. Yeah. Yeah, we gotta feel all the feelings. Yeah. and it'd be funny if we didn't get anything No, no, no, we come back. I just had to hang out with Rami and Shane dude dude. These guys are I'm telling you there are five fucking seconds away from having a new person on grinder Gay dudes are not it does not shake them when you go. Actually, I'm only 14 or 15.

They're like, set. It's chill. Sick ass. They go, awesome. You probably have fun juice at your house. I'll be there. Just some sort of cranberry mix. You know, refrigerator.

Yeah. Yeah, XO cool. It's great for a mixer. Bitch, I'm in. Oh, we didn't get to take the poppers with that dude. It's Kankfest. We forgot. And at the very end, you were gone. He off he came because I'm split and dude But you guys want to do it. I was like oh, yeah, I was like where's and then I just slipped around and they said you split

I carried you you carried me me and damn we're gonna try poppers a guy had him. It's guy at skankfest I was like guess what do you poppers? It's a minute, but he said it's a minute. It's a minute long thing But he said it's pretty fucking awesome. Zach did it. Zach in a popper? Yeah, exactly like I was awesome. Yeah, it's awesome. Just for a minute, like I almost like a goofy,

it's like you're on a roller coaster that being on a roller coaster. Your legs just kinda go like slumpy like, I'm gonna sit down and just snap a popper. That's what is sit down and it's what he's saying. Sit and like enjoy it. Just like, sit back and just be like, he said it's just full like relax.

I'm cool with that. We should that we should have blew it for a minute Fucking blood dude. Yeah, someone sent his poppers Let's let's take it to our work account series X rim studio Yeah, let's let's take our first break. Yeah, yeah, so that when we come back Yeah, we can give it to your if you're agent coming It's Justin on his way Christine I'm trying to find out is X can give it to you X come give it to you. Go give it to you X go give it to you like 30 or 40 minutes, but he might carry us so Tom do not garrison

We have we really want to have a talk. Well, yeah, coming in so we'll be hanging out with him I'll help us as much from Mike Promote he's not promoting nothing I suppose he's coming to hang yeah he's coming to hang he's here yo he gives you comic he could yell

yeah he could yell just on with us yeah and why you're not getting all these opportunities he needs to be whipped into maybe he needs a little bit to be yelled at just kicked in the butt yeah stop trying to put me on fucking NBC stop it and get me as the host of cheaters. We're on fucking Wendy or on fucking peto hunters

Or why might I even talk to about discovery plus peto hunters? I think if you didn't even knew they were in the market you could have gotten them a treatment Tell me a better a pro person in the peanut gallery than me sitting there going like damn, dude. You're gross Look at your fucking house. You psycho. Jacob, are you guys? My niece, she just turned 16. All right, she'll be our decoy. Thank you, Jacob. I appreciate you offering her. She'll be our decoy. Fantastic idea. Thank you. I don't know what Snapchat is, but she posted a picture of herself on it and she said some old old guy said responded to her saying Sure wish I could get a some feet picks Which creeps me out. Well DJ Luda. She sent them really

She did not oh all right. Well, I must be asking DJ. She may have told she may have told you she didn't but DJ Luma I still have them DJ Luda said he had them enlarged and he put him over his bed. I only go for official hookers on snapchat not no amateurs Yeah, that's appreciative Down down So hungry for it down down Happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy Down down Can I be our pedophile bait hey get on the phone get on the phone. I want to talk to you first before we meet up You're much younger than I thought He's like all right you suck really cuticley baby. Whoa. I'll meet you. I'll meet you with that truck stop

Danny you're smirvy to me. Share out by the Howard Johnson Play a little peekaboo. Yeah. Remember, remember playing a little peekaboo with you? Hey, come over. Maybe we'll just like, you know, get undressed and like, I'll jiggle my keys for a better something. You could play with that.

That's pretty cool. It's chill. I got a bite ring. Tossed that. Big Jagger to be at the funny bone in Syracuse, November 19th in the 20th. Justin Silver with me. Justin Silver with him. And then after that Big J gonna be at the funny bone in Syracuse November 19th in the 20th. Justin Silver with me.

Justin Silver with him. And then after that he'll be at Helium Philadelphia. Thanksgiving Day Week is gonna be their Wednesday, Friday and Saturday and Sunday. So go get tickets to see Big J in Philly, the week of Thanksgiving at Helium. Go to bigjacomity.com for tickets. But you can also go see Jay in New York

as the worst returns to the stand as part of the New York comedy festival. Thursday, November 11th at 10 p.m. That is this Thursday. You can see it's on it. Nice, get tickets at the standin'myc.com. And Dan Soder is gonna be at Helium in Portland. Yay, December 2nd through the fourth.

And after that he's gonna be in Spokane and Boston for tickets and all other tour dates go to dansoder.com. You've been listening to SiriusXM's bonfire! New episodes, every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows. Always on SiriusXM!