The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Ready To Party

Episode Date: July 22, 2025

Bobby and Christine go down to Tampa Florida to help Luis J. Gomez in the filming of his stand up special at Side Splitters. Bob serves as the director and Christine is the producer extraordinaire. The comedy and the crowds were electric and by all accounts, this should be a fantastic special. Luis and Bob bring their puberty-aged boys on the trip and they waste no time in ogling the ladies by the pool. Jay laments that he used to use goggles and go underwater to leer at female swimmers as a child. | The guys give their review of the new Superman movie and there are many spoilers including a drunk Supergirl and disobedient super dog. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early.  Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

And now the bonfire with Big J. Olkerson and Robert Kelly Bobby What a weekend you're coming from it was I Went out Thursday to Louis J Gomez's special in Tampa at Sides putters the great size putters one of the best clubs in the in the world I think that giving him way by the way,Splitters, one of the best clubs in the world, I think.

Back in the way, by the way, I agree with your name for the special. Oh, you do? I do. Oh, shit, okay, cool. I think so, but whatever. No, if he doesn't take it, it's a major disrespect to you.

How did you find out? Oh, Lewis called me. I'm gonna talk about this outside. Lewis called me today to, he's very proud, which I'm happy, I'm so proud of him. And what you guys did, he's in a great mood because of the special. He called me today to let me know

how special should be done. Buddy, that's so funny. He's like, you know what, dude? Every two years, that's the way to do it. Every two years, you work on material for a year, and then you hone it for a year, and then you do a special. Okay? I've done a special every two, and then you do a special. Okay?

I've done a special every two years since I've been doing specials. There's something that happens to people when they start to achieve success. When they just... Like, Burr's done it to me where he's telling me about how to have a pet, like a dog, and telling me all about dogs.

And he's like, dude, I've had two dogs for fucking 10 years. I told you to get a dog. What are you talking about? He's like, dude, I've had two dogs for fucking 10 years. I told you to get a dog, what are you talking about? Yeah, it's easy, you just gotta learn how to time prioritize. Yeah, he did that shit to me, I'm out in the back by the pool and he's talking to his girlfriend and he's telling me all about stand-up comedy

and how the biz works and how to specials where he's doing the same shit. And I was like, can you please, I was like, honey, can you please do me a favor? Can you tell him that I'm 30 years in this fucking business and to shut his fucking pie hole? I know how comedy works. Because she's just nodding her head, yeah.

He did great, man. Yeah, baby, you know so much about comedy. You should spread the knowledge to other people. First of all, if she was like that, he'd love that. She's not, no, that's what he wants. Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,

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well, you got off. Can you redo the ending? Baby. Dude, he did great. He fucking killed it. I'm gonna say it. He did fucking awesome. Everything I've heard, not just from Louis, has been killed it, I'm gonna say it. He did fucking awesome. Everything I've heard, not just from Lewis,

has been that it was fucking killer. You said every show got better. Every show got better, we were there Thursday night, which I didn't go to because I had to babysit. Dude, this was the most stressful four days of my life because I had to. Is Lewis the director and babysitter? Yeah, dude, it's like,

he, dude, we'll make it a boys trip. It's like, all right, but it's a boys trip with one fucking hot chick. He can't fuck his, he can't fuck Christine and Rebecca where they're also. They showed up, they showed up Friday. No, no, you're right, there's one hot chick. Ooh, fucking wow.

No, I'm talking about the Airbnb. Whoa, that stung hard. We're aware she's in a different category, Jay. I mean, we're all well aware. I'd rather have you two than her. Together. No, helping me do a special. Not in the bedroom. Beep beep.

Buddy, no, I'm telling you, they, Christine and when Christine and Rebecca showed up, it was like, I put on an Iron Man suit. They literally just got around me, saw what was happening, like anything that was coming at and just went fucking, all right, we got you. She took care of all this stuff. Rebecca was just telling people to get away from me.

I mean, I'll never do anything without those two in my life again. It was, I felt like warm. You think Christine will get credit on this one at all? She better. Oh. Oh my God, she better. Oh.

Because there was so many things that were happening. There's so many problems to be solved and they can't, they don't understand it. Like as simple as his waters weren't on stage, okay, you can't have labels on those. Okay, well we didn't put them on stage. Okay, you can't have labels on those. Okay, well, we didn't put them on stage. What's his name? Chris, what's his name?

The middle guy there, Chris. Brooke and Chris. Chris Vega. Chris Vega was on stage. And they come up like, we didn't get the waters on stage. How are we gonna do that? And I'm like, what? And I think it was Christine was like,

just have the MC bring them back up when he goes, oh, okay. Little stupid things like that where you're like, just have the MC bring him back up when he goes, oh, okay, little stupid things like that where you're like, why would that even be a fucking decision? Guys, we hit a real wall. Water's not on stage. It has to be on stage. Cameras are already rolling. Yeah, it's like, first of all, shut, just bring him on stage.

And it's about Lewis. This isn't a show. This is not a Saturday Night Fucking Show. He's on, Vegas on stage so we can stop him and adjust things, right? But he, I'm telling you right now, that club looks fucking nuts. Those guys did everything I wanted them to do.

And they got every single shot I wanted. They're amazing. Christine and Rebecca came in and fucking brought it over the finish line, thank God, because there was a lot of stuff that was happening and they just took over and did their thing and it wound up great. And then Lewis went up, you know, very, very, I mean listen, you know. You said they recorded Saturday.

No, we recorded Friday. Or Friday, right, Friday, I mean so they went so good. Well I said, listen, we're full on Friday first show. Record it. Just get one camera and record it. And then they were like, we got all these other cameras, so they recorded like four cameras. So they got it.

We got it Friday night, basically, but it just got better and better. Saturday night first show was insane, but we fucked up a couple things. And then the last show, it was the drunk crowd, it was the skanks fans, it was his people, and they were fucking hyped. And he went off, once he knew he had it,

he was like, I'm just gonna have fun. I go, go have fun. We got it, it's done. We nailed the opening was perfect, the end of the show, I mean, you saw the shots. Yeah, the shots are beautiful. It looks so good. I heard most of the money's going to the CGI of him riding off on a giant rattlesnake.

Yeah, that is gonna cost a lot. Yeah, dude, I don't want this right... When the giant rattlesnake comes in, destroys the building, and rides off Louis on top of it. Well, they keep... Rattlesnake! They keep trying to do that thing. You know, should we get a thing outside

and do all this thing? I'm like, it's already been done. Stop it. Be a stand up. This is about your stand up. Stop with the fucking bells and whistles. But he's going to pull up in an F1 car. He's not pulling up a shit. The specials, this is what I want. The special opens, ladies and gentlemen, Luis J. Gomez. And he walks on stage and kills for 55 minutes. Hang on. How about through a window on a horse? On horseback. I mean, they will do that.

They do want that. I'm thinking maybe more of that. None of that. And a cowboy hat. No, there's no cowboy hats. And then there's like a he-ah thing and then he gets off and they'll be like, isn't that silly?

Buddy. Get him, get him. We spent 60 grand on that. It was so, nope, dude, nothing. And then he says goodnight, the place pops. And it looks. It looks amazing. You showed me some of those shots from it I was like, I'm so happy to finally get here because everybody talks about how much they love side splitters and I really see why. I mean, it has an old school feel to it. It's like, I'm so happy to finally get here.

I'm so happy to finally get here. I'm so happy to finally get here. I'm so happy to finally get here. I'm so happy to finally get here. I'm so happy to finally get here. I'm so happy to finally get here. I'm so happy to finally get here. I'm so happy to finally get here. I'm so happy to finally get here because everybody talks about how much they love side splitters,

and I really see why. I mean, it has an old-school feel to it. It's set up right. I love watching the waitresses. They're walking around, they have a full tray, they've got another drink in their hand. Like, everybody's so fucking on top of it. And there's no steak.

Nobody's fucking cutting into a fucking skirt steak and jamming potatoes in their mouth. Some finger food. Yeah, they got little finger food and they got drinks. That club in general. That club in general. The only one thing he has to get rid of is they did drop the checks on Lewis Thursday night,

which is like, come on guys, stop. Thursday I guess doesn't matter. Yeah, but it's like they were. Just trying to work something out. They wanted to do it on Friday night and Saturday and I was like, hey, we can't drop checks and he went, okay. It was like, what do we can't drop checks. And he went, okay. It was like, what are you, it's like BT, come on.

Because they're worried about the people. Here's what I did, I went, hey, just, we're gonna give you a check at the end, don't leave. And they went, okay. Well yeah, you could make an announcement before the show. Yeah, that's all I did, I went and made an announcement. Stay in your seats after the show for your checks. And here's what they should never,

if you wanna be a fucking, the best comedy club, get rid of the check spot. If you do that, BT, you're the best comedy club in the country. But as long as you do a check spot, you're not. You just can't. Yeah, especially on headlines, cause it's like, you can't put up a check.

Do you think the Stress Factory is the best club in the country? I don't know what that is. Stress Factory? Yeah, what is that? They don't do a check spot. I don't know who that is. Oh.

Got it. Anyways. But the crowd, I mean, obviously, It's in New Jersey. I live, obviously. What? I'll don't do a check spot. I don't know who that is. Oh. Got it. Anyways. But the crowd, I mean, obviously. It's in New Jersey. I'll be there in a couple weeks. Oh, you work in the stress factory still? In a couple weeks. Oh, good for you.

Obviously the crowd that comes out, it's Lewis's crowd, it's the, you know, the world's, whatever the sphere is, that crowd, always the best people. And they had what I didn't know when I was seating is that they had assigned seats and we had To move people around and everybody was so fucking cool about it. Like everybody's rolling They're rolling with the punches

They were scooching around from the waitresses like having a like difficult cramp up to have a no Hispanics pulse Well, Christine's the best because like there's a couple of us. She's the best. I'm telling you dude. She's the best She I I had these two guys. I'm telling you, dude. She's the best. She... I had these two guys, I'm looking in the... There's one beautiful shot we set up, and it just goes back and forth,

and I look and they sat two bald guys together. So it just looked like tits. Or an ass. Or an ass. So I was like, hey, man... Or two tits that had one of those mastectomies where it's still full but there's no nipple now? No, it looked like two big tits.

Okay, or an ass. Or a big ass. That was great, because you went out yourself to that one. But not mastectomy tits. What's that? You went out yourself to that one. You guys, you look like tits.

I go through, you look like tits, and everybody's gonna make fun of you. There's gonna be memes of you. You just look like a fat set of tits. And they were like, and they were kind of, I put my hand on the guy and he went, hey, you don't need to, and he, I had to like pull back my, hey, shut the fuck up.

But he was like, you don't need to do that. I was like, all right, cool, I'm sorry, but you gotta move. And they were like, all right, whatever you gotta do. Well, there's so many bald guys at the shoot. The second tape, the second show, they found a stack of Florida man hats and they were just handing out hats as people came in. Lewis is fucking a lot of fucking shitty genetics

in his crowd, dude. I mean, that front row is not gonna be there for his next special. Let's just put it that way. You mean alive? They're not gonna be alive, yeah. This was the special they should've went to. But, oh, there was one fucking twat.

Oh, god damn it, that chick that wouldn't stuff stuff in her face. Christine? No, not Christine. No, she gets eating on camera. I'm sitting there. I said to Christine and Rebecca, I go, me or Uglier in the front row?

No hot chicks. You can put a sexy chick with titties, but no smokers, no chicks who think they're fucking awesome. Because they're not going, they're there with their boyfriend, and they don't care. I want all me or Uglier in the front row, in the camera. That means they have good senses of humor. Yes, exactly.

And there was one girl, this fucking girlfriend of somebody, she was just, every punchline, she would just take a fork and stick something in her fucking dumb mouth, and then look up like inquisitive, like she's listening to a TED Talk. And I was screaming, I almost stopped and went, go get the fucking fat, get her out of here. I was so mad at this dumb bitch.

No, she was, wasn't going, she was all right looking. And then she would laugh like this, ha-ha! And then stop immediately. Ha-ha! And then stuff her fucking dumb face. It's like she hadn't eaten in weeks. She wouldn't stop jamming, and not even eating, like, let's get this done with. She was just taking a bite, popping it, mm...

And everybody's laughing, and she would just take a bite. That's her time. She's eating again. Of what? What would she eat? I don't know, little finger food and chip shit, a little array of shit. They do like movie theater notches there in popcorn.

Yeah, they have more concessions. They have an array of shit. She had an array of little finger food. She was popping into her fucking twat mouth. It's like she came there to eat. Thanks. If I had seen her five minutes before that, I would have went and said, get her the fuck out of there.

But she's, we put the camera so she's not, and it's a side camera, it's like a halo shot from the side, so we're only gonna use that for a couple things. Thank God. But I do wanna get the footage of her just stuffing her dumb face and not laughing. We saw Superman last night and I will say that, a movie trip to me is 80% about movie snacks.

Yeah, of course, movie snacks, absolutely. Not at front row at a special. And then I had to, here's the problem, it's like Friday night I went to the show and then I was like, everybody's outside hanging, I'm like, all right, I gotta go watch the kids. Because they were back at the house, alone. And it's so funny, because Lewis's girlfriend,

God bless her. And God did bless her. I mean, I came out at the pool on, was it, I think Friday afternoon. The boys are just glued. No, but you see the top of Max's face, like a Navy Seal coming up out of the water just staring at her ass.

Fuck yeah, the apocalypse now. Yeah, dude, and she's oblivious. She's got two 12 year olds with fucking rods in a pool and she's just trying to face the sun. Oblivious, oblivious. She's in a bikini, dude. It's like, holy shit. I don't know how these kids

I mean the shit is just the pool should have looked like egg drop soup at this point. Yeah This fucking 11 who's not even talking to them. Like there's not even a so what are you guys doing? No engagement. It's like a poster, but it is knowing There's no engagement like at all. Dude, crazy. I mean, she's ridiculous. Is that this weekend? No, that's not this weekend.

That's every weekend, Jay. She finds a pool every weekend to do this. She's a really nice girl. She's a professional dancer. She's got a rock and bod. I don't get rock and bod, but you could You could say hey guys. What's up? Cuz it well, then it will again drop soup Hi boys. You having a good swim?

She's not engaging to for them. Yeah, that's true. Maybe that's it. She goes. Hey Max James You guys want to hit my back with this lotion? My lotion's a little sticky Mac just dives through a door Like Kool-Aid this has to get out of me But you know Lewis wants to do this Max you look really good in your bathing suit You guys you boys really filled out Look at your guys little muscles if a James it does nothing to him

Thanks He's like thanks. Well, I love the way you pick out stuff. We should go shopping together sometimes. Where'd you get that bikini? Max is laying in a puddle of his own splooge. He's like, James is like, I love how you wear high heels and a bikini. He's like, we're gonna go shopping, Max. You just lay there in a puddle of your own splooge. I need a nap.

I need a nap, Dad. It's so funny, dude. We were, uh, like, because Lewis, you know, planned. And I did, I just wanted to do what he wanted to do. I didn't want to stress him out. He was like, we're gonna go fishing Friday morning. I planned to... Also, Christine, I want you to know, is gonna come on and show up, because I don't like the fact that this is not happening

with James and Max and her. Christine, I know you're not a professional dancer, but if you can maybe have, like, uh, like a raccoon tail butt plug coming out of your bathing suit or something, so the I know you're not a professional dancer, but if you can maybe have like a raccoon tail butt plug coming out of your bathing suit or something so the boys know your party. All right, I'll let them know what's up. What they realize that you might lack

in professional dancers' body that you make up for with ready to party. Yeah. That should be my tagline. She goes, is Christina 10? She's ready to party. Max and James come out and they just put their trunks back and shirts back on.

They're like, yeah, we're going to go for a jog. What? Christine's by the pool with a butt plug, guys. We're good. What is that? It's 110 out. Now we're going to go shower. You're wrong about that, dude.

I'd have been looking for Christine's muff and butt plug with goggles underwater the whole time your goggle life Never needed goggles once in my life ever. Did max tell you I kept I kept teasing there's a nip a baby No, she's going that she goes to max say I kept teasing him what Yeah, she's dropping things from excellent her titties dangle in her shirt. Oh, hey max I don't realize you were there when I keep picking this pencil up I don't know if I'm supposed to tell you what he was wearing Saturday night. What was he wearing? Dude a t-shirt that said the n-word. Oh, what was he wearing?

Swastika shirt, what was he wearing a cuckold cottage? It wasn't anything. No catheter a Magnum condom, but he has balls in it too. What was he wearing, Christine? Nothing. Tell me what he was wearing. A dress. Woman's panties. Christine, what was he wearing?

I'll find out. Jenna's underwear. What? I'm kidding. I just believed her. That made me so proud. If he still has had them, let's sniff them later. We'll have a sniffing party at the tiny house this weekend.

Max, you know, Max, my only problem with this is you don't put them on yourself. You just take them. Because then you take away all of her stink. And what's the point of stealing panties if you're not trying to get their stink? You don't steal clean panties. Did he really take her panties?

No! Oh, my God, no way. What was he wearing? You think she would talk about that crime on the air? No! I was joking, too, dumb-dumb. No. What was he wearing? You think she would talk about that crime on the air? No, I was joking too, dumb dumb. No, you know he's capable of it. I'm gonna be like, Bobby, Max has something. What did he wear?

Nothing. What was he wearing, Christine? Anything. Nipple clamps? What was he wearing, my Rolex? Your Pepsi. Yeah, the little bitch. I'm gonna give my son credit because he is very...

He can manipulate what he wants. And we went to lunch. Are you saying he's smarter than Christine? Yeah. Did he fool you, Christine? No. On this? Oh. No, I saw it.

That's why I'm saying that's why I was calling you my neppo baby. I'll tell you right now. We're at lunch. This is the problem with this whole weekend. When I film my special, you go in, you relax, and then you do your shows. It's all for the show, chill. But we were up at fucking six in the morning on Friday

to go on this fishing trip, out on a boat, it's 150,000 degrees, you know, throwing fucking live bait into a fucking mangrove bush to catch fish, which was fun, but then we got to go back. I got to go to the club. You're wiped after that. I got to go shut up, I'll make sure everything's getting set up, make sure all these... Then I got to come back

and I got to watch the children. You know what I mean? And it's funny because, what's her name? Louis' girlfriend, what's her name? Louis' girlfriend, we're in front of my gate. I got to go, I got to leave, I got to get an Uber, I got to go back and watch the kids. She's like, I'll her name? Louis's girlfriend, we were in front of her, I gotta go, I gotta leave, I gotta get an Uber, I gotta go back and watch the kids. She's like, I'll go back if you want.

I go no, because they were saying they weren't feeling good and I go, if they're throwing up and shitting their pants. Damn dude, if you would've given them the choice. Hey, you want Louis's girlfriend to come back or you want me to come back? I said, send her. Like, can we go swimming? Well, they trick her into going, she goes, we always fall asleep faster if we watch our mom shower. Hey, you want to lose a girlfriend to come back or you want me to come back? I sent her swimming. Well, they trick her into going to goes, we always fall asleep faster if we watch our mom shower.

Well, here's the thing. This is what you read is a naked bedtime story. I said it helps. And some warm breast milk. So I tell her I got to go back and they're not feeling good. And I go, if they start shit in their pants and puke and what do you I go, what are you going to do? She goes, what are you gonna do? I go, I don't know. What I've been doing his whole life,

cleaning his shit and puke, you fucking knucklehead. What do you think, I just let him shit and I walk away? I go, I'm cool. So. Dude, if I was Max, and I would shit my pants so she had to change me. She goes, she's gonna have to touch it. I'm not even gonna tell her until I sit in it for a while And she I would shit my pants so she had to change me She goes she's gonna have to touch it I'm not even gonna tell her until I sit in it for a while so I know it stretches out to my balls and wiener I

Need the turds to come up the front so when she cleans me it's in the front That's all I would say I go my dad always cleans me. Yeah Clean me my dad now clean me like a dick not a vagina clean me Back to front not, front to back. Make sure you get in the ball seam. Sometimes it cakes up in there. So, we did get him a babysitter for Friday night. No, for Saturday night, we did get a babysitter.

We got Carmen, Mike Kalta. Shout out number one best friend, Mike Kalta. Love, Mikey. He showed up Friday night, too. Carmen from the show. Carmen from the show. Carmen from the show, who's the best? Coach Carmen, because she actually coaches

a football team with her living boyfriend who she's in love with. So she's become like this influencer, she makes all the meals for the team, and she coaches with them, and she's the best. And Carmen's hot, like, you know. Well enough, I agree with you. She's Tampa hot. She's definitely hot. She's hot. I'm not arguing she's hot, but it's know. Well, enough. I agree with you. She's Tampa hot.

She's definitely hot. She's hot. I'm not arguing she's hot, but it's like the guys have the other one walking around with the thing up her ass, and Carmen, Sandy's gonna come over with, like, just, you know, like, what, yoga pants? Which is a style back at this point.

Yoga pants would have been enough to make these kids explode. Sandy, uh... It's hot. If she's very hot, I'm saying. If she, if Sandy was walking around, no, I know, it's a knockout. But it's dialed back now.

She's not gonna walk around in that with the kids. No, she does videos of her shaving her fuckin' eyes. Yes. You know what I mean? Like she's given the secrets. Yeah, her mustache and stuff. Yeah, she's shaving her face, up to her, up literally up to her eyes.

I'll throw up. I don't want to see a girl shaving, but she doesn't care. She's in love. She's got big gazoops, though. Titties! Yeah. Titties, big titties. Big gazons.

Yeah. So she says, I'll babysit Saturday night. So she comes to the club. Second show, the guys, all the boys come to the first show. They watch from the Video Village. Sound off. Sound off, Lewis didn't want the sound on for any of his acts.

And they're hanging up. I look over at Max, so he took my Rolex at lunch. He goes, can I check it out for a second? He knows that I already called my Uber, I have to leave to go to the thing. So I gave it to him. I wound up leaving, he has my Rolex on. I'm gone, I don't even notice it. And then he shows up at the club later in Video Village.

I come back there at one point, he's got my Rolex on, he's got my cigar in his hand. And he's like, looking at the monitors, talking to Rebecca, I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? Why am I supposed to go, is that the Pepsi? And I think he was like, yeah, that was my dad. But he goes, so Carmen is like, I'll take her, I'm gonna take him home.

So I go home, like we do the whole special, we have a little party, it's Rebecca's birthday, happy birthday Rebecca. We have cakes for everybody, not picture cakes, but you know, what are you gonna do, Christine? Sold me on this fucking picture cake thing, I was all excited, she goes, I couldn't do it. I got fucked up. We got tacos. So she let you down. Yeah, all excited. She goes I can do it We got tacos

Yeah, a little bit a little bit on the ship everything else great fucking awesome. We do the party I have to go back and relieve the babysitter. I gotta go babysit again, and it's it's fucking I'm exhausted I go back there. I guess max started pillow fights with With fucking Carmen nice, so I guess it's hard at them Smart move yeah, so I guess they were all having pillow fights with old watcher jump coach Carmen Her and her gazoobas Here's a problem goes oh, I cheated in the game. I need a spanking my dad would normally do it He goes bare-b I cheated in the game. I need a spanking. My dad would normally do it, but you're watching this. He goes bare bottom.

He spends over. He goes bare bottom on me. I came in and James actually was in bed and James and I mean, Max was still up with Carmen in the other room trying to start another pillow fight. Yeah. Hey, I didn't hear no bell. Yeah, James gave up.

He's like, I'm done with this. Yo, I didn't hear no bell. Boring. Max up. He's like, I'm done with this. Yo, I didn't hear no bell. Boring. Max was really trimmed up. Yeah, he's getting it. He really has. From a little kid, he was like a little, not fat, but chubby. Chubby little weather pig.

And now he's like really, I don't know, the heights. And yeah, he's working out all the time. He's getting it. Young man. He's getting it. Yeah, him and James are shredded too. Yeah, James is so tall. They're so tall.

Yeah, both. Is it weird to talk about 11-year-olds like this? No, they're pretty, they're shredded up, Both of them are. Yeah, James is so tall, they're so tall. Yeah, both. Is it weird to talk about 11 year olds like this? No, they're pretty, they're shredded up, dude. Shredded, dude, they got really good bodies. Yeah, they do. Dude, I'll be honest with you, your son and Louis' son have great bodies. They wanna stay over at my house at some point?

I'll babysit a little bit. I mean, that's what, now that I see what they're working with, I'll babysit a little bit. It was, we had one. I'll give them goggles, and they can look at my dick hair come out of the pool. Look in the pool so you see if my dick hair is coming out of the side of my bathing suit. That's so funny.

Jay was telling me out front that that's his thing back in the day. He would put goggles on and look at... Go underwater. Go underwater and just look at pubes sticking out. Yeah. Look, pubes coming out of the side of a bathing suit. It was awesome.

It was 100% of the time. If I was in a pool, if there was women in the pool too, give me some goggles. Where's Jay? No one ever called me on it. Where's Jay? Fucking star fishing in a pool. I said the aerial view would be me like this,

staring at a girl's pussy. Right in front of a girl while she's talking and me just like this looking at her pussy. Didn't even think twice about it. Didn't think that it might look weird underwater that I'm right in front of them. You know, the ones you, you just gotta spin around every once in a while

like you're looking at everything. Yeah. And then you just kinda like zoom in, circle that I'm right in front of them. You know, the ones you, you just gotta spin around every once in a while like you're looking at everything. Yeah. And then you just kinda like zoom in, circle, or do this in front of your eyes with your hands, like you're not looking at this, but you're just doing this and looking for pubes coming out. Just gotta bring a couple pennies, drop them in, pick them up.

Look what I found, guys. I don't even need pubes. I need the dots where pubes are about to be in the next day or two because you shaved two days ago. You just want the root? I'll just take some root. You want the root hole. Because now I know that your pussy hair does go out to there.

So I'm seeing your pussy. You just shaved in a way that makes me think I'm not seeing your pussy. You take all that hair off all you have to. You see those girls wear bikinis where it's like, it's just like, it looks like a deflated balloon over their pussy lips. That's like the whole bathing suit.

It just covers their pussy lips. But if they had a bush, that would be pornographic. Same picture. Yeah. Nice. I wish I could speak to Max about this, personally. You can. I'll bring him over the house. I'm gonna get him goggles for Christmas. I'm gonna get him a travel bag, goggles,

goggles for everywhere he could possibly go. I don't even mean that I mean there's there's actually smaller than that that where it's like it's like a little straight Literally a thing that just covers the pussy. But anyways the special that one the special that Lewis fucking killed it this weekend Lou and Lewis killed it. I know every everybody killed it This special is gonna I'm telling the you, this special, his material, the way it looks, the club, the crowd... I've seen a bunch of it through the last couple years and, like, he's doing fantastic.

It's his best thing by far. It's his best thing by far and he's gonna... Hopefully, you know, we don't get too crazy with it. We keep it about the stand-up. And it's definitely gonna be his thing that pops him off. Yeah. Yeah. He does throw his complete support, though, behind Russia, weirdly enough. Not the Ukraine.

Call it crazy. So, we went to see Superman this weekend, too. It was me, Mike Kalta, the boys, and Lewis. If you look fucking eight minutes in, me and Mike Kalta were just sleeping like two old fucking fat men. Can I give you the... I fell asleep for about ten minutes of it at one point.

Superman? Yeah. Like pretty early. Really? Pretty early and I fell asleep for 10, yeah. I couldn't, you know what it is? I'll tell you exactly what I fell asleep for because contextually I picked it up. He was sent here for bad, to be like an over, to be like a god.

His parents sent him to take over. Instead of them being good, they sent him. They were like, go dominate this planet. Go dominate. Everyone's gotta change it. It's the dumbest change. sent him to take over. Instead of them being good, they sent him. They were like, go dominate this planet. Go dominate. Everyone's gotta change it. It's the dumbest change. Justice, the American way.

Yes. I mean, that's his thing. I heard they don't say that. No, they don't say it. They don't fuckin' say it. Fuckin' sucks. But he has a hard line stance anti-Israel for sure. That's good.

He does, right? He just has the idea. He stares down. The idea is he's not supposed to intervene at all, but when they drop you right into the movie where it's like you kind of already know these things, this, they're getting ready, basically Israel is getting ready to destroy Palestine,

and he intervened, and he took the leader of that place, this is before the movie starts, this has already happened. He took the leader and like threw him on a cactus and said he'd be back to talk to him some more if he doesn't like pull back. So they did pull back. So we got Israel stand down and now everyone's sort of mad at Superman for interfering like that.

It could be Israel, Palestine, it could also be Russia, Ukraine. Sure, but it also, It could be both situations. Except they happen to look like Israel and Palestinian people. Yeah. Except that. And they talk like that. Yeah, and then also, I mean, the Jewish, and then also Israel.

It wasn't that like, because they're out, also that place, of course it is. That place is, the place that was Israel was also allies to America. That's why they were like, don't interfere, Superman. But he did interfere anyway and stopped them from obliterating those people. But then it's also Israel behind the scenes is also the guy is a real evil. That's Netanyahu.

Netanyahu was an evil. Netanyahu was an evil guy, exactly. Like he was part of the whole plan, like kill Superman and Lex Luthor to do whatever dumb shit. He wants to own half of fucking Israel. Superman gets his ass kicked, like right at the beginning of the movie, which is like, I don't wanna fucking see this.

I don't think he gets his ass kicked nonstop. Everyone's calling him a bitch. Yeah, man. He gets his ass kicked a lot. Everyone's calling him a bitch. Yeah, man. He gets his ass kicked a lot. Yeah, and he has to whistle bloody. Whistle. And this dumb, annoying. Crypto was fun.

Crypto was fun. The dog was fun. He was fun, but it was almost like. The movie was so not taken seriously that the silliest part was fun. That dog needs to be with Justin for a month. No, I said I didn't know Crypto was a bad boy. That makes it even better.

Yeah, he's a fucking asshole dog that doesn't sit when he's supposed to sit. That was probably, the crypto was probably the most fun thing of the movie. I hated it. He kept jumping on Superman. And Superman's going, ow! You could hear his bones snapping. You're talking about the first 20 minutes of the movie

before you fell asleep for the rest of it. He was also in the rest of the movie. And he's stuck in the rest of the movie. What did he do? You weren't awake for it. I didn't sleep the whole time. I fell asleep, Jay. Stop assuming shit. I was up the rest.

Can I tell you what the Lewis review of The Hang was? What? He gave it a B-, so he thought it was good. First of all, I don't like your secret talks about me behind my back. Go ahead, that you're revealing as you needed it, like ammo. What was your Lewis review about The Hang? Was about the movie, everyone's take on the movie. Yeah. How they all felt, but he said he gave it, like ammo. What was your Lewis review about the hang? Was, not about the movie, everyone's take on the movie.

Yeah. How they all felt, but he said he gave it a B-. Yeah. He said he didn't see the, I mean, woke, I don't know why it's woke, is that what the woke agenda is? Is like, Israel's bad? Is that woke? Yeah, that's woke.

Oh, okay. Well, I mean, it's woke if you're Jewish. You know what I mean? But if you're not, you're like, this is the, right, righteous. So it's, so whatever the agenda, Lewis said it wasn't, he didn't feel that it was like strong arming that message in too much.

I thought it was for sure. Well this says, the comedy thing. Wait a second, he says that, that whatchamacallit, that you, he said, Calta fell asleep. Calta fell asleep immediately. He said, Bobby hated it. He said, Bobby hated it. He said, Max hated it because Bobby hated it,

which I get, also the son just kind of going, taking the debts, and he said James loved it. Max hates superhero movies. In general. He's not a guy who watches movies. He'd rather go outside and fuck around on a bike than sit and watch a movie. He'd rather, he does not really like watching TV.

He doesn't have the attention span to watch a movie. Not yet, maybe we're growing to it, but he doesn't. Yeah, once he gets tired of whacking off. I don't think that's gonna happen. He'll be back to TV. Especially after this weekend. He'll be back to TV. He's got a lot in the bank right now.

Oh my God, we all do. Oh my God, every time Dawn goes to pee, he goes downstairs and tries to pound one out. It's so funny too, to hear to hear watch Lewis and his girl quiet argue Hey guys, what's up? It's just puts on the job. Yeah. Yes. What's this Christine? This is from a comic book thing and it says Boravia and Jarh are fictional. They're locations out of DC comics from 1939 Superman 2. The hero got involved in stopping a civil war in the country of Beravia.

And they're saying that they're not sure DC would have wanted to involve themselves. No, I know they're fictional, but it was also like from comic books. Like they didn't create them just for the movie, if that makes sense. He made Justice League. I'm sure he went back through the comic books

and found a thing that made sense for his. That Justice League, I'm sure he went back through the comic books and found a thing that made sense for his. That's almost what I'm saying. Yeah, he went back and found his little narrative. But there's no way those people, let me see, what do those people look like? Even Green Lantern. Like in the comic book, when he gets involved,

who's the people, like that's not, that doesn't look like either side of what this conflict was, what they're showing right there. That just looks like soldiers, like European soldiers. This was certainly Arabic people versus what will be construed as Jews. One was dark and one was light. Yeah.

One was in the sun a lot longer. It was definitely, it was a desert country, there were desert countries. One was Arab and one wasn't Arab. And you know the scenes at the end, on the credit scenes? Fucking blue. Yo, I honestly got surprised that he didn't come in a little angry about that.

They were nothing. They were both nothing. Oh, they had two? There was two, there was one after the credits complete. Fucking Lewis is an asshole. Why, buddy? Because he said, there's a credit scene, we gotta stay, so we all stayed.

The first one sucked so bad. What was the first one? And then he goes, I forget. That's how bad it was. The second one, he goes, oh, there's only one. So we all got up and left. No, but was the first one where the, when he put the rift back, it was not even? Was that the first one?

Yeah, that's, what does that mean? I don't know. The next one, wasn't the last one just like, it was something so crazy. No, I think the first one was him and the dog, and it was just a snippet of them sitting together. No, that's the the last one it just like what it was something so crazy no I think the first one was him and the dog and it was just a snippet of them sitting together and no that's the very last that's the very last that's the very very ends right it's just him sitting with the dog I think look at up look at what about spoilers what about slutty drunk supergirl I like that where's

my dog I like I am looking forward to seeing she sucked oh buddy she came in like she's in five seconds of the movie. She came in her... Is she in her out costume? Huh? She's dressed as Supergirl? In costumes, but she's... That's the way... It's not that you're a Supergirl.

That's the way Lewis wants his girl to be. Hey! She comes in, she goes, where's my dog? As Supergirl, like she's just coming off a bender. And then he goes, and come on, let's go. I'll see you later, cuz. Lewis gave this a B-. I'm gonna go as far as give it a C-. I'll see you later, cuz. Lewis gave this a B minus.

I'm gonna go as far as give it a C minus. I would give it a C. I would give it a C. Sounds terrible. I would give it a C. A C. Look, I liked- Entertainment, Green Lantern.

I liked Green Lantern was okay. I liked seeing all the people at the Justice League. I understand he's setting up his whole DC universe now. So I think the next one will be better. And Superman's not the holy shit I didn't hate this at all. I didn't hate it, but I will say that the the fucking I Don't know. It was just that you guys ass kicked too much Yeah, it was it was it was a little bit long

It was a little bit long with also not being like didn't have to be you could have taken a half hour I don't wanna see Superman bleed. I like seeing Superman get shot in the eye with a 50 cal bullet and the bullet just explodes around his eye. But isn't it when you find out how he's getting his ass kicked at the end, like they like reason it.

I thought it was super cute, it was fun, and I didn't feel like I was watching a fucking video game. So there's your review, Jacob. Christine thought it was super cute. Hey, you want to go see a Superman? It's super cute It's cleansing you're good for kids cleanse your palates both of you go see f1 that movie I heard that Dylan said that too. It's a fucking race car. I heard it blue No, that movie is made that is your in cars. No, I don't know a thing about f1. We gotta go Thank God, we have to go great. Oh cratum boy. Bobby's gonna have a hard time with this read in cars We gotta go thank God

Great Oh cradum boy, he's gonna have a hard time with this read so I'm not I'm gonna fucking nail it I'm like Jacobs. I'm gonna wrap this up unlike you doing so good. You had a hard time Don't put you okay. Get you guys tomorrow. We have guests tomorrow. No want to get some we do have one whoo Robbie Bernstein. I love Robbie Bernstein. Oh, and then Wednesday we have Roy Wood, Jr Oh, I love him too. Good week. It's a great week. We'll be back tomorrow with you until then Keep crackling. Yeah How about that one keep crackling? I like it keep crackling Keep the fire burning

Keep the bonfire burning for more We got everybody. Until next time. Fuck off.