The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Reality B-Roll (w/ Sal Vulcano, Ari Shaffir, Luis J. Gomez & Tim Dillon)

Episode Date: October 22, 2018

Dan Jay & Sal Vulcano are in disbelief of the new live read. Luis J. Gomez & The Bonfire crew debate “wet” or “dry” rubs & Tim Dillion discusses the formula for Making A Murder II.

You're listening to Comedy Central. Also be sure to follow us on all social media at the bonfire SXM As I told you I mean to we gotta talk about the Welch's The read yeah, it's been up bonkers crazy. Yeah crazy. I don't know if you guys are putting me on No, that was not Is that okay? I was a big no, that's read I just read it just because it what it does is it says it basically The way love welches grape juice love it. Oh, it's not for all my childhood popsicles So basically Jacob said that they're they're going to make like the thing like all grapes are tough But then like we make our grapes tough by telling them that they ain't shit We hit this on your mental abuse. We feed them McDonald's for eight years as we sexually abuse it

Yeah, then we let them out in the world you better make good grape juice We hit this on. Pure mental abuse. We feed him McDonald's for eight years as we sexually abuse him. Yeah. And then we let him out in the world. You better make good grape juice. I'm gonna lock you in an attic for 10 years. No! Basically the Scientologist approach. You're dead because of that.

We burn your feet. It's like you work for Nike in China. That one little grape will be asking you where his mother is and you'll say getting stumped out into grape juice. Being pulverized into sweet nectar, stupid bitch dead grape. You're a fucking loser grape. Next. Dude, grape farmers are just the meanest people on earth.

Fuck you, you fucking stupid grape. And the grape's like, what are you doing? You're a fucking moron, I'm a step on you. Dude, you're for four-year-olds. Who are they going for? His, his, his, his, his, my, Jelly, I'm thinking of jelly you. Did you're for four year olds? Who would they go on? His is his. His is my jelly. I'm thinking of jelly all the time. They don't need to do it.

Did the only big player in the grape soda game? You shoot it. Who would they go up again? That fucked up. I don't think so. It's great juice. This is the juice. Well, this is well, this is great juice.

Who is that competition? Oh, it's juice, but well, this is soda. Great. Yeah. Oh great. Oh, just got the grape game. Great products are locked down by the way. By the way, welches my favorite, just grape.

Yeah, grape, grape. Great, grape. But now that I know that they're abused. I didn't know that they were, yeah, it's like B.J.C.R.L.S. Yeah, it turns out. It's like, I know some strippers are sexy, but I didn't know they were forced to be sexy. It's really, that was a weirdly aggressive read.

Yeah, where it's like, uh. I read that verbatim, word for word. I read that. Well, I don't know if I properly introduced our guest, Sal Volcano hanging out. It went on and on with such aggressive mean grape things. I mean, as a stab one grape while you make the others watch. Yeah, you go into a grape's house, you smash it in front of its children.

You let the children know that even hiding can't stop it. And now Jacob's in a tough force to follow you. I know Jacob's in a tough place because it's a great bit, but he's upset as the producer because there are a sponsor and you don't want to come back to the grapes. I don't let this man talk to me like, I'm a baby grey cheek up. Please don't let this grape farmer hear this. I don't think they're advocating what the grape is.

This is jelly piece tree. Let me see. Let me see. They're not advocating grape harm. Can I read the read please? Can I read the read please? They're graffinning the grapes. Listen to the grape. I say, you know, I saw toughener. Can I say, do you ever see the read they're not advocating great harm can I read the read please think I read the read please Refining the great I see Can I say do you ever see the movie 300?

How the guy becomes a king cuz they they toughen him up. Yeah cool We'll around Doesn't mean I like they treat it like great boot camp and that's how they make great use eventually They make the grapes go nuts and blow their sick monster monster They make them blow their own brains out and a bathroom They make these break them until they go on the bathroom. It's fucking go and pile themselves. Excuse me, great Where are you from northern Italy? Oh? They grow as query steers Seven two five millimeter

Yeah, metal jacket five millimeter. Yeah. Metal jacket. Yeah. You said, Hey, Joker. Welch is to know that with with grape power. Yeah. Comes grape responsibility. And they had an uncle Ben dies. That was greatly irresponsible. That was. But his way it says, is it says they tough the tougher the grape the tougher the antioxidants. So they smashed their balls, which are tied up with a rubber band. Carlitos way. Yeah, it's also why this one says it will will redact the name of the company. You're already in. Tell it blindfolded over and over again. It's going to die. Waterboarding works.

I mean, I can't say this in a commercial while you listen to their mother screaming in the other room. He goes sometimes pain grows greatness If you separate the baby grapes from the mother the baby grapes become more I did a grape giving you the beans speech Well, I was a little grape I only knew dog by the time I saw like I was a full girl. I was a little grape. I only knew dog. By the time I saw likes I was a full-grown I was a raisin You broke Jacob, it always happens eventually Welches you monster Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, You're gonna lie here all winter. Even your skins and seeds won't be spared. You're gonna be turned into pulp.

You're gonna be get lost in the snow. Nobody will find you. You'll freeze alone. Dude, I don't want my grapes. I don't want the food that's going inside of me to be told that. By the way, grapes don't get lost in the snow. That's why they call black people grapes in the snow

in the snow. There you go. That's why it's a racist term, because it actually has a thing. It has a point Dude, that's fucking hilarious Jay Prep me because he read it and I always know it's gonna be a weird commercial when Jacob has to go over there and go like Okay, listen here. You got to do the commercial the way it says or else they're gone

They're just I read four lines and went this is batshit. Yeah, and he told me he looked at me He goes it's gonna be any saw me on my phone text and he goes he's like here comes and he's reading it and I was like yeah welches grape juice cool we're fine we're in the big leagues big brands and then when it turned I was like I have to say something it's like watching a kid get beaten public you're like I have to say something this is fucking crazy it's better better for them though right it's better for the grapes it's better for the welches like that's better for the grapes. It's better for the belchus. Like now we're talking about it like 10 times longer. Yeah dude, they just got a fucking 15, they got a great bin.

It wasn't grape juice, was it? It was David's blood. Oh, lost boys. That was a weird read, Jacob. Dude, I know we haven't talked about it at all. I don't know how heavy we want to get into it, but I mean uh the stuff for fucking Pete david's the most thing about coming in on Monday with us and then

They just come in on Mondays because I'm a whole fucking thing fell apart of man. I feel terrible for I know he's bumming out I hope he doesn't I mean he's got a w under his belt the likes of which none of us have ever seen Yeah, but I don't think he's looking at it like that. I think of course not. Yes. Why he needs his buddies Yeah, we got we both texted him and didn't hear back from him. I hope he's doing all right. Because that's a, I think he's doing okay. We heard from, uh, we heard from, from somebody. Oh, okay. Yeah. He texted, but that he's like, you know, that he's, that, not that he's, you know, but that he's like, oh, he's fine. He's okay. He'll, you know, okay. He'll reach out. Yeah. It's really

fun. He's, uh, to try to, it's crazy. You should cheer your friends up when they break up with like shitty ugly people. No, when they bring up with super talented famous people, you should be like I know I know like a candle Sure, when they tell you think when they tell you things that like it's gonna make you angry way trimming and feel better He goes oh no, I just I miss it because we used to fuck like eight times a day You're like, I don't want a slice. I don't want a slight toy cup to a song blowjob like, did I want to like to wake up to a song blow job? Why she said, three and a big and not blows you?

I got no, I don't know what it's like. Yeah, we had three, but we had three of those dogs. Oh, it was weird. And they used to wake me up with kisses. Out of the way couple the blow job or doggy kisses. Yeah, man, it's I it's, but it's fucked up because it's so public. A fan started to go, if this is all true, they're fake story, but fans started to go fun me for homeless.

Pete David said, like he's fine. Well, you know what, page six put out like a new article every hour on the hour with like, you watch P Noreana watch. What's happening? We're breaking it down. Welcome back to our Pete and Ariana Center. It where we're live in the mix. Right now it's been reported that Pete It where we're live in the mix.

Right now it's been reported that Pete Davidson is in fact sad about the breakup. We're gonna come back, Michelle Wolf had the best line. She just texted me, she goes, you know I'm bad at my suck to move out of a $16 million apartment. Just saying goodbye to the door guy one last time. Hi later.

But he can move into a couple million dollar apartment. Yeah, that's what he's not moving back under a train in Queens. That's right. I love that someone starting a, uh, uh, uh, uh, a fucking go fund me as hilarious. Yeah, that is a funny. That's a 12 year old girl who feels bad for him.

I really hope it comes out that she broke up with him. Yeah, I think it was. I think it was the Mac. I think it was the Mac Miller thing. I think the Mac Miller thing on the, that's again, if you're just following just like stupid media, but I'm saying that we are all, of course, also, but I'm saying I wonder if because what he doesn't want it would suck to just be inundated with like 12-year-old girls going,

you broke her heart. Oh my God. Oh my God. He has to be, it's almost a military move where he has to like walk out of the room with his hands up Because that's how fucking rabbit or fans are I on leaving you can't see my hands. I'm walking out right now I hope if it went this public that it's like permanent and I don't mean that for their For their happiness or anything. I'm saying I hope they wouldn't have it go this public until they were sure it's permanent. Cause that always is, that's the lamest look.

Yeah, I really, as much as me and Christina fought whatever and like even been in like arguments, we were like, what do we do? Should we, should we even stay together? You know, when you get like that kind of heated argument, you know, it's great. I never make like a, I never make a public. I've never, Dan, you've never once got in a call for me.

I'm like, I like think me Christina fucking done I'm done. We were broken up and then and then do Lewis was big. Lewis is big on that in his life Well, we're broken up right now. It's gonna back together next day because I thought you broke up like shut up Shut up. We're fine. What's funny man is that they're reporting now that She gave Pete the ring back, but she's keep she's keeping their pet pig Which is would be funny if that's just a thing, a hill for him to die on where he goes, I'll rock all of it with the pig. Yeah, no, pigs, bult of ours.

Yeah, he did. It's been being difficult about pig. We do that together. We make bacon and split it. Yeah, I'll kick Solomon this pig in a second. I'll cut this one the fucker in half. What do you want me to split it between the eyes or in the body? I didn't even like babe.

He's just spiking. Piling off. I thought babe was a stupid movie. Is that what's saying? He gets the ring back, she gets the pig. Yeah. Take it. Is there any chance he wants to keep the pig by himself?

Dude, the ring costs $93,000. All I'm saying is, Pee-Dee, your boy's soda still got some college loans, dog. The pig looks like a rat. The pig looks like a rat. What, like he snitched on Pete and Ariel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I think he's the one who leaked the TMZ. He's in the leak. Is the pig the leak? Just details. What, we don't say trouble and paradise? He goes I guess you could say I got a ham of a call Yeah, you broke up

Sal what Good get that ring back dude. That's gotta be a Oh Get that ring back dude. That's gotta be a Jack Rang Give it to me. I'll promise I promise myself to Pete Dude, I'll give him right now. I'm moving. I'll move him. I'll move him into my fucking Sheeie. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to this room. Dude, fuck that Pete. Welcome. I got so knows

I got Mike Vicki owned two for the price of one. Oh put him in the window. It's from you used to be in dude dude I'd be hilarious. I got a little bit of storage. I'll tell you this right now. If that did happen I would be worried. If these guys I gotta go I gotta go I gotta go start a movie I'll be back later on the night. Don't trick my longshoes. Do guys want one more one down? It was in like a third-world prison cell for eight years. I want to live in that robe. I show people that room. It really is like the Mendelian Museum where you bring in and they go, I lived in here for eight years. Oh my god.

Alcatraz. It's like when you go to Valley Forge. Yeah. Everyone a midget. Yes, yes, they were. All that's in there now is Vecchian's dresser and a steamer and a giant closet. But your coats that we don't use most of the year In series news I hope it's okay though. I know he just like you know

He's a mental case as we all are so I just know he like Yeah, you know what you got he's got a that's a fucking tough place to be man a very Pulp but it's a win I said it just to we take a bunch of buddies being around him I get the one in the wallow in it, but a bunch of buddies being around can make him feel better within hours. Not that it won't stay still. And the rebound pussy is gonna be nuts though.

It's gonna be rain and all whatever kind of, and it's not that he's gonna go get a junk ass. He's not gonna be bringing high level push back from a fucking shit department. It's the bouncy ball theory. The higher you drop a bouncy ball, the higher the fucking second bounces. It's gonna be Nuts. It's gonna be like is it like on sucks a lot of the bikini bottles from Brazil

She's nice You guys ever had a cameo costume. Sorry. She didn't make the show yesterday. She was all my peg That's where she was peeing. Oh she's not so about serious gronks, but I don't care. You know, from the Legion of Sanks, Puerto Rican rattlesnake, the real ass dude himself, joining us, Lewis, J, Gomez. Welcome back, Lewis, J Gomez to the bonfire. Welcome back.

You know, I haven't gone deep in the pocket on Christine. I had Road Rash on my dick. Fucking, keep me out of the the game for a bit now road rash. Yeah, dude was your dick To roll out of a speeding vehicle over fucked couldn't finish Yeah, what happened to a paper in the butt? Why couldn't I finish toilet paper in the butt? That's always the reason no, no, no I took a pain medicine. And I fucking yeah, and I just was one of those, get that stifled. Oh, you had a heroin cock. Yeah, a heroin dick.

Okay, yeah. Yeah. And then after a while, I was just so-and-through, and then I paid the price. I put Nios porn on my dick. But I think I'm back in the game now. I think I'm all right. I gave it a once over a day. It looked okay.

Yeah, yeah. You gotta take a break everyone to the wild. I do that anytime I jerk off now without lotion, because I never dry jerk anymore. I only do. It's crazy. I only dry jerk my entire childhood, my entire up until a teenage years,

maybe even to an early adulthood. And then I went to lotion, and it's been difficult to go back. And now if I jerk off without lotion, my dick gets ashy like a black guy's elbow. It's itchy. Do you ever get like a scented lotion in your P-hole wax in it? No. Then you're not jerking off, right? I mean, probably. Yeah, but what is it? You don't come over the helmet when you jack? Yeah, I come over the helmet, but what do you mean? What would it matter? Be stingy, I think. No. Is that why you don't jerk off a lotion? You don't come over the helmet when you jack? Yeah, I come over the helmet, but what do you mean what would it matter? Be stingy, I think.

No, is that why you don't check off a lotion? You think it's stingy? I think it would be in my pee-hole sting. No, not pee-hole stingy at all. It's great. Pee-hole soothing? Yeah, I mean, my dick is pretty smooth. Yeah.

Well, if you were to feel the skin of my dick, it feels like a baby's butt. Hang on, pull the room. Jacob, lotion jerk, dry jerk. Never used lotion. Just straight dry. Yeah. Yeah.

This is why you never were able to get basin your voice. Black glue, do I even waste my time asking? I'm assuming lotion. I didn't even, I've done it dry twice in my life. Yeah. I didn't hate to know that was a thing. Yeah. Try rub. Yeah. Try Rob.

Yeah. Cause you pussy is wet, right? So why would your hand be dry? Now, I would have guessed Jacob Dry Jerk, I guessed Black Louis to lotion Jerk. I actually don't have an answer on DJ Lou. I don't know. Could go either way. But whichever one it is, it's he's dedicated to each to either one.

What is it Lou? I'm saying no. I want to just throw my bet out. Okay. I'm gonna bet he uses lotion. I'm gonna be, he's, he might be a lotion guy. I see a, I see a, a tuba lotion, you know, the squirt thing of lotion, next to an ash tray on an end table. And some, and crumpled up tissues. Lou and the mystery. 99% of the time I go dry. Dry. Love you, buddy.

A dry room. I'm really wearing the pocket together. I'm old school. But a dry rub has, I've jerked myself into pain before. I assume Jacob and Lou both have that situation also. Oh, you stopped once it hurts. I know, but have you known I'm a jerk to chill?

You've jerked until it hurt before. Like, when the under the helmet gets really sensitive. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, yeah, yeah. Why you used to jerk off into condoms and then it started getting me into trouble because my ex-reffers would find to use condoms. Yeah, yeah.

And then I'd be like, no, I swear to God, I was just jerking off like a weirdo. I like that you're putting out to the world again, just in case you call, goes, no, no, I swear to God, I was just jerking off like a weirdo. I like to be putting out to the world again, just in case you call, goes, no, I've always talked about this. I do this. I do this. Oh, no, babe, you should really honestly go,

pay attention to my brook. I mean, I do broadcasting, listen, listen a while. I really, I really did, I swear. And it was common. I remember you coming and telling us that when you were saying the girl was mad at you and was Alex, yeah, my ex from what he asked. Yeah, some years and years ago.

And yeah, I would just start because not only do you get the lotion from the condom and the slipperiness of that and then your gizz gets in the inside of the condom and creates like a little slippery pocket. But then you're not, what, your gizz creaks for your pocket? Your prick, your prick come. Oh, I got you.

What a moron, Tom. Did you do the thing ever while you're jerk with a condom? You're dick. What? I'm sorry, Liz. You use your, you wipe your pre-com on your dick. If it's inside of a condom. Oh, I do that.

I do that during a dry rub. I do that during a dry rub. You don't want me to take your thumb and just get it, uh, just, just, just, loop up and up a little bit, Jacob. And at that point, you're not like, oh, do you know what, I could just, I could just put a little lotion here and I could really loop it up.

I could really get in there now. I'm telling you what, I, the rubbing the thumb on the pre-giz and coating your bird with it, as that's for, yeah. My move is when I'm like hucking up with a check, I take the pre-gum with my thumb and then I put it into her mouth. Aw.

Jacob. Jacob, next time, get a little bit of that pre-gum, and rub it, let me tell you where. On your mouth. On the back. Just go to my mouth. I'm feeding for me. Baby bird is in me.

No, rub it, let me tell you where the rub is though. Rub it on the bottom. Do you know how the underneath of your dick, your dick actually looks like a helmet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like there'd be like two eyes. Under the helmet. Rub it under the helmet on that part, under that point.

A little too high to the point. Yeah, the bottom of the triangle. Yeah, that's the most real part right there. Yeah, that's only clipped. Yeah, that's scar tissue. Jacob's Jewish. It's scar tissue. Jacob's Jewish. It's scar tissue. I think it feels good for the wrong.

My dick looks like Rocky space. Your drugstore therapy today has been fantastic. I know, but she said the other thing on here. So I was like, where is that? I break when I was talking about, you said, you said, chicks really don't care. Oh, yeah, chicks don't get fucking what you look at. Like they really don't, because you're talking about how,

I was saying I have a little dick in a fat ass. I made a comment. And what you said about being in a steam room who's walking around with who gives a shit. And I was like, yeah, I would hate it. I'd be thinking about it the whole time. But the chick just cares, she doesn't care about the guy who has a little dick

in fat ass, that doesn't, or big dick in nice ass. None of that really matters as much. It's just the guy who walks around like he's got a big dick in a nice ass. It's an attitude that you have. And then you were saying that Christine said, when she first saw me, her and another friend of hers or something said, I walk around and goes,

I bet Jay's got a big old dick. But because she saw me do comedy, and then me, the human being is like, you hate my little dick. Or you, you said that. Yeah, but nobody wants that. But you said, you said that. No, because you said that if you're dot if your dot disease started coming more in fruition,

Chrissy instead of it would matter and she would just continue to fuck you. You know, like, I don't think that's true. And the reality is no, not with that attitude. Like, you know, like, you're a weird crying cheetah boy. Yeah, you're fucking crying with dots on your mouth. Nobody likes me. It's like a ew.

Of course, nobody likes that guy. But if you just own, like you ever see like models, like red headed models with like crazy amounts of freckles, like really thick, thick, thick freckles. I think about this, you all the time, or the people that are skins turning, they like cows, like they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They're like pink and brown. And I'm like, and I'm like ew, but some people think they're beautiful. It makes me so shitty about, you can even say the straight face. It makes me feel shitty, but last night at Deli we went to. There was a kid who was like covered in that shit. Yeah, covered his face was like that, but with acne,

like all over, but he was just also had like a goofy jawline. Everything that was redhead. It was all bad. I really feel bad because I have to stare at a person like that to look to Christine and be like, I'm gonna be alright. Yeah. And then I feel really shitty. I'm like, that guy's probably never gonna pull together. Like, there's no, like, nobody might ever fuck that guy.

Or it's gonna be like something that he has to look, I guess I will fuck this. Yeah, but confidence is huge. Tim Dylan everybody. Yes, thank you. Is making a murderer too about the same case? Yes, the same case. I don't know what,

I would be great if they got him to commit another murder. Like somehow, he's prungin' from jail and we're just like, you gotta make something happen in a week. Is it the same, yeah, Stephen, the same. He's still in jail.

No, he's still in jail, but is it the same, are they examining like the case? They're trying to, it's the same? Steven he's still in jail. No, he's still in jail, but is it the same? Are they examining like the kids? It's the same girls, I suppose, gonna say the same girls make it because they paint a picture of him being a guy that was like railroaded in bullshit. I mean, that's the whole thing. I don't believe that. I think he's guilty.

Yeah. I think he's guilty. His brother's name is Earl. These are all evidence to me, you know? Like nobody brought that up. That's a good thing. You know, but no, I think he's, I think he did it. But I like that these documentary companies just have to find the most tragic families in the country.

Yeah. You know? Just hanging out at truck stops and their life. Yeah, they go, what's going on with you? It's just a woman in a sharp suit and they're dying a fucking bass pro shop. Just a pregnant woman smoking. They're like, how's everything? I'm from Netflix. What's going on with you? It's just a woman in a sharp suit and a guy in a fucking bass pro shop. Just a pregnant woman smoking, they're like, how's everything?

I'm from Netflix. What's going on? She goes, well, my husband got killed by the police. Yeah. I don't know who the father is. Yeah. This one. He murdered eight prosty, too.

She goes, do you? Are you available for a lunch at Tao tomorrow? I am. Yes. We do a Skype call with production. What's Scott? It's all these Hollywood movies. Oh, just a kill for each.

Yeah. There we go. They go, what if I told you, I'll give you an oxy and rocksy salad. To my, 12 for your story. I was like, what's it, mama? Yeah. Mama, what's her name? Honey Boo Booz.

Mama June. Mama June. Like, she had to sit in meetings with guys. Oh, yeah. Sharky, slick back hair. How you would type? a guy going like this. I love it. Yeah, I love everything about this We just the skinny the ketchup the whole thing the whole the whole The whole thing you guys are doing I have to ask this question. I do have to ask this legal is honey booboo a human Before we talk numbers. I just want to make sure we spoke to your bank. You are days away from foreclosure, correct?

Okay, just for our lawyers to just get something together. I talked to a jumbo on the phone who said you would be willing to be paid in stovetop. You didn't get my message, I left it with a couture. I believe his name was couture. So now if you're not home just call the local bar. And it's called the scuttle butts. Yeah, okay. We'll just leave a message for you.

Yeah, dude, I fucking like off the scud. You going down to the scud? Yeah. I got some Jew Faggot calling me a bad dude and a show about my life. And I, yeah. I'm gonna be on TV. They go, okay, we can,

a Jewish called me. Yeah, she goes, we're gonna need you to not say that in the meeting. Just say that we met like we're friends, like I'm a person. I bet there's B roll on those kind of shows. All the other billy shows that are dressed. It's probably the production companies. That's the type of shit you save and watch over and over again. And you show like when you become a close friend with somebody, you bring them in and you're like oh it's an in house hit in house And you think it's gonna be like they're gonna have this to especially gonna weed like I got mama June

Going on a rant about Transsexuals 30 minutes Because dude, I'm telling you right now get a nice bottle of wine Why don't you come over? We're gonna watch a b-roll of the duck dynasty talking about the final solution Yeah, it's crazy. It is crazy. We had to stop him from talking his niece into webcam. Yeah.

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