The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Reunited and It Feels So Good

Episode Date: May 24, 2022

Jay an Dan are back together again! Jay tells the gang about a woman at his show who had multiple nip slips and the guys take calls from people who have experienced similar situations. Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

Everybody make sure you check out Dan Soder on the road. He's going to be in Grand Rapids, Michigan, June 3rd and 4th. Then he's coming to the UK everybody, London at the Soho Theatre. That's June 13th through June 19th for tickets and all of Dan's tour dates. Visit dansoder.com. Key West, Florida. This weekend, Big J. Ocarcine's going to be there with Lewis J Gomez at Comedy Key West West Friday, May 27th and Saturday, May 28th, then out on Bert Christchurch's fully loaded festival. Get tickets and other tour dates, go to bigjcomedy.com right now. BigJComedy.com And now, the bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder.

Oh, the suits, the hokey sounds of peaches and herb. Peaches and herb. Right here on the bonfire, Faction Dog, Serious XM 103. Easy, listen, I'm soft Jay Okerson, that's a light dan soder. Yeah, like, back light is lovers. In America, he made it all week last week. I'd be like, dan soder is off in Mexico. For Mexico for some goddamn reason this guy thinks he can leave the grocery and come back All over his unit dude. I had a taste of danger in Canada. I got a CV in stuck at one of those weird dog the bounty hunter prisons down there

I've always wanted to be an expat We have Jacob a top. We have DJ Lewinsky Christie Evans our black tiger the black King Lewis Lee Dan Lewitsky, Kristi Devins, our Black Tiger, the Black King Lewis, John. I did that on Caltus Show in Tampa, Black Lou. I was like saying something, we were talking about our crew, and I went in, of course, on our Black King, the Black Tiger, Lewis, John. John. So when you say without a drop, or any context, Caltus, like, we need to talk about it. John, John.

Sorry, a stroke, once again. He always hates slow-mo.-mo that's super my fault We're all back together Dan. I've been so excited. I Have a very what I would describe a Tampa story That happened to me in Phoenix Tampa was actually very well behaved. They didn't live up to the name. They didn't have the hype No, but Phoenix was great All right, great Santa Blives always fucking. John Cardin out there with me. Tristan, fuck, I'm with him on his last name. Fucking killed Tristan.

Young, another young comic that like started at 16 is folk. Everyone knows his parents because his, uh, or his dad and stuff. Cause his dad would bring him the clubs since he was 16. Dude, that's awesome. He's got a, he's, I mean, he's like, uh, you know, he's like a goofy like glasses kid. You know, I mean, he's like a goofy like glasses kid, you know what I mean? Like he's a goofy looking kid and not like ugly kid in any way. He's just like a, you know, an odd duck, sweetheart, great pot head. Very, very funny.

Wait, how old is he now? Maybe like 21 or two. He was young. You just don't like to hear the youth abusing their one. You know, you just don't like to hear it. His girlfriend was so hot, I'm so proud of him. Yeah, so good all weekend. We fucking, kind of, Christine,

could you, if that is last name for me please. Yeah, because 21 years old, you're just like, go on, you're like, hey, you fucking mourn for not remembering. Wanna watch me do something cool? Well, dude, I forgot when I was trapped, speaking of trapped in Canada, there was a camper that came out and brought me a gift to give to you And I of course was stuck in an adventure, okay, so I couldn't get back in time But Ahmed came by rumors Winnipeg and gave me a Kenny Omega guy and he gave me some GI Joe's for you

Little stand up little metal decal ones. Oh all day long. Yeah, so that was from Ahmed in Winnipeg. Thank you, Ahmed Jacob, I have a pack of cards for you. I think NASCAR cards that are Joey Ligonos that I have for you from somebody I got a coat bag full of his come that someone sent me. Oh, so I don't know if you want to put it on as a perfume or Feetings was great hot so hot legal recreational weed now that rules and The shows were all fucking great Um, and then the last show last night There was a girl is West. I think we have some callers for this one black Lou

One if you were there and witnessed this in some way One, if you were there and witnessed this in some way, please you can call in. And also, I'd like to know from the ladies out there, the lady campers call in. If this is possibly actually an accident, or if this is exhibitionism, and I'd like to hear other lady stories of finding out that something like this happened to you.

I know I'm giving bad prefaces, but that's all you can. There's a girl. You're, it's a tease though. Good, beautiful girls. Beautiful, beautiful girl. She was 36 years old. I thought she was 24 or 25. She was so...

Stays in shape. Crazy body. Eats right. She was with... Loves the Lord. She was with her, uh, her boyfriend or husband. I can't remember with Big Fan.

Great guy. They were all sweet her whole group her best friend who's a gay guy gay Bastie sitting next to the boyfriend and or the husband and she was sitting like closest to me okay right she was what she in the front row so it's her facing me away from her boyfriend. Her boyfriend behind her. Yeah. But across the table from her. And next to the boyfriend is her gay best friend.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. At one point, I just acknowledge how fucking hot she is, of course, at one point, and also that her nips are, I mean, ripping through this shirt. I mean, they are so- I can tell the color of her nips how dark and hard they were. Sure. And I made some joke about that.

Yeah. And then, like five minutes later, I looked down and she's... I mean, fudzing around with her tits in her shirt, like such a way... I don't know what she's doing, but I was like... Can we get into where she she like jiggling like that reaching in and shuffling it this way and that and a whole more deal And where I go at one point I go miss miss. It's great It's great, but no one else can see it and it's so distracting whatever it is That is funny that is possibly the best hassle knocking your fucking yams around like that for Jay It's just a chick playing with being like it was so

distracting. Anyways, you guys ever, um, yeah, yes, yes, that was happening. I go and in a lunch I had to know it. So she did that and she was like, oh, I'm sorry. Bob, Bob, Bob, she's like, oh, I'm sorry. And then she sits back and she's, she's like, you know, enjoying the show like they're great. They're good audience, and good audience members themselves, this girl. So she's laughing while she's holding her tits? Now what she's wearing if I could describe is like a white, I would have called it like a white,

we'll just say like a mid drift showing like tight tank top almost, you know what I mean? So like a wife beat her, like a small, yeah, I'm not a wife, you're wrong, cause it's like a nice shirt, but it's like... Sorry, that term shouldn't be used, domestic abuser. What would you call that Christine? Like it's like a nice shirt, it's like a shirt, but it just shows your mid-drift and it hugs

her tits tight as tank tops. Yeah, we're... Camusall. Camusall. A tight camusall. Tight. Can you bring it up as an example for the court? A cropped camusall.

Cropped camusall. Sounds fierce. Tight. I use it over anywhere. Tight though. Yeah, just got a gay bestie dress in her, like a Barbie. Crop's camisol sounds fear tight use it anywhere tight though Yeah, just got a gay bestie dresser like a Barbie very possible this guy dressed her because this gets Yep, perfect. Yeah, yep. There we go This is what I basically thought it was but like you know a little shorter, right?

Keep following everybody following me here. Yeah, yeah, this shut up a room full of men I don't know every guy was like I know that I don't know what kind of camisole Or whatever kind of top this was that she was wearing But where I thought it was all this one piece thing I guess I Looked down at 1.5 minutes later. I look down. She just laughing and smiling and being a pleasant audience member looking at me and her fucking right tit is now it's like the shirt has opened around on either side of her tit. What? Like open like a mouth and her tit's just coming out and she's just sitting there and her tits out.

TIT is out. The only thing I imagine. Christine let me finish the story please. Wouldn't it just talking about What she's wearing? I think maybe she was wearing like a bando bra like that just goes straight across and then the cammy over it From I didn't know we're already a relationship. We're calling a cammy, but I love it. I love it nice little okay fun nickname Sure, maybe that's what was you got a fully just a full-titty Top that fully a full so I go Which is like in the front row no one else is seeing it. You're like it's like seeing a ghost

You're like you guys see this anyone else in this I go miss. I was fucking see this shit. I go miss Your entire tit is out. I'm so sorry, but it's crazy. You're whole tit is it and she goes oh Jesus Oh my god sort of and like starts putting it away. I look away almost even I'm like, this is that's wild. And then I go on, I keep going on. Yeah. Rolling on with this with whatever comedy talking to the crowd or whatever and then crushing it. He's super confident in that scripture of your comedy. I go back to just absolutely. Lay it out. Laying it out there. I was killed so hard her tit popped out, too. So I go I Go she puts it away. Is she like mortified or was she more like oh that she's being

Playful about it afterwards, but when I say her No, no, no, but when I say her tits out when I say her titties out When I say her titties out Every time yeah, she I mean, her titties out. Oh, these things out? When I say her titties out, every time she scurries to get it away, put it away. But then I'll be like, No, no, no, but I'll be like, I'll be like, these guys over here are getting a fucking party.

And then she would like, you know, like lean over and squeeze her boobs, like to give cleavage and like shake it, to be playful. It's nothing like, I don't know. I'm just probably a lady whatsoever. If I was sitting next to her husband, boobs like to you know give cleavage and like shake it to be playful it's nothing like I Don't promise lady whatsoever. I was sitting next to her husband. I'd say you married a damn that doesn't respect you Well, don't jump. I'm kidding I'm totally kidding

But I'm saying she I thought they're in the lifestyle. So I thought that I'm getting pineapple vibes the guys being the guys laughing about it And kind of whatever the whole time. No one knows. You're like, this is gonna, oh huh. Mmm, you like-y? I'm making jokes about that. I'm saying things like where I'm like, yo, I'm like, you must like this to some degree,

because then I look down again another time. Whole tits out again, go miss. If it's even humanly possible. For a second time now. That's your entire titties out. Let me keep going She puts it away She goes She starts laughing again. You know where it was being playful and I come back

Yet again Titty out again third time I go miss it's unbelievable. She goes. Oh my god She goes it's crazy. I don't know what it has today. I fix it and then like, she goes, whenever I laugh it just like comes out. So this is made for a fun thing. Sure, whenever I have it comes out I go, oh really it's your laughing is when it comes out I go,

sit back I'm gonna rip off some classics here. And then you know people laughed at that and we go on. And then they came out and then they laughed and then the tin. No, it was funny was the rest of the show. I kept doing this. I would say something and we'd get a big laugh. Or if it got like a moderate laugh, I would say it's better example. So we get a moderate laugh and I go, I'd be laughing. I go, I thought that was funny. Go, no, all right. That was my gauge of titty still in. So I guess it wasn't that good. And then it came out,

I guess it wasn't that good. And then it came out, get another time. And then she started, the scene then was, people started handing her like napkins. Almost and she started stuffing napkins to fill the gaps. I don't know by that point, I had no idea and the show was pretty much over. And she left. While I finished telling you what goes on here,

I'll say anybody, a female perspective here. Is she an exhibitionist? Does she want this to happen? Is it actually happening? And I'd also like you to call in and tell me the most accidentally exposed you've ever been and not realized it was happening.

It goes back, I understand the terror read thing far more than this. This was a tight shirt, how you wouldn't feel it. Like I've had underwear on me split in my life. Not like split, like just like they've just gone. There's one through and like the seam opens up like between the nuts and like your nut bag starts to pour through. And I know that.

I know that's happening while it's happening. Do you know what I mean? I'll fuck I think my underwear like has a hole in there something in my and I feel that space. I don't know how she didn't feel, but before we get to the logistics of that, let me just say the emotional thing that went through this. So I went after the show, I went back, and I come out to meet people,

afterwards and they're in the back of the people that are waiting to meet me. And the husband, the lady with the tid out, the lady with the tid out, but the husband and the best. She has now been purchased by the husband, I think, got it to that but the husband and the best she is now been purchased by the husband I think got her a Also the husband's out there listening or call in please because I heard the rest of the night or they went outside and He put on a copper blues t-shirt tied it up still looked phenomenal by the way and then left she was a polygetic

Which she didn't have to be a polygetic but fucking the moment of that show that was wild. She left they left I heard she was sad in the car they said we're not in the car like in the garage people cove people saw her and said even they were leaving like she was like upset I guess the guy was probably getting maybe the guy was getting pissed or something I don't know but well she should wear her magic she should wear a whole Cogan ripable shirts that just keep Boston open. It's like she's wearing gag shirts I could actually put the one with the with the tit falls out when I move up like you go like that And it just there's like a trap door on her boob. I could understand for the life of me

Why the shirt is ever worn? I think I won't put in the guy said he goes Yeah, I know when she was putting on the shirt and I'm like oh that's the shirt We're honkers fall out all the time because I mean these things could man There was they just decided for whatever reason to sit on my left All the guys who came by themselves At one table sort of is that just a four guys direct shot of the boob direct shot of the boom

I mean what a treat you just hear the left side vibrating the boom. I mean, what a treat. Just here the left side vibrating. What? Oh, shit. I got another tip. What a goddamn treat. I even had a guy who got to see it also was one of those people after the show. Say one of those people. It's a phenomenal thing that came up and was like, you know, like, bonfire, fucking like, save my ass, dude. I was rough ties. It's my mother passed away. But it was a guy that we were 15 minutes before that. He was every time I do, I look the rough times. There's a mother passed away, but it was a guy that we were 15 minutes before that. He was, every time I do, I look over at him and he'd be like, mm-hmm, dude, hell yes.

He had a girlfriend with him too. She was great. She didn't mind at all. It's like I was gonna shoot up the place and this is all a tip. But I want you delivered. The female perspective on this, have you been in trouble with your guy

because he thinks you know, but you didn't know you're? I mean, I'm sure if it was like two times the guy probably would have been like, Hey, can we start checking that shirt before we go out? But yeah, I was gonna say Christine. This was, it was crazy. It was the first time I was wearing this combination of a new shirt and a bra. The bra was a triangle top and the shirt kind of was cut in a little bit. You love it.

Sounds like it lays gray. Fear. It was nice. I bet we were looking fucking sly. She slayed. So we were at Bobby Kelly's podcast about this seller with Dante, Jay and Bobby. Which is a vibe.

And I'm sitting on the couch and all of a sudden, Jay's looking at me, making a face and pointing at me. Like, really mad. It's fresh. And I looked down and the shirt had pulled in and the broad had come out and my boob was just out. It was just that and I had no idea. I was just sitting there with my tita out no clue it happened I was like oh shit.

She showed Lewis and Titt once walked in. I put it away when I told Jay's I'm like no if that happened again it's gonna get the put your tits away I covered it up. I covered it up. I probably would have been like I got to go change. Let me store this thing. Yeah, but you would have I mean, after the second time, maybe go buy a comedy club shirt. Yeah, I'd be like, oh, something's wrong with my outfit. I can't like if it's happening, you probably

said six to seven times. It happened. No, four. Oh, by the way, I also never wore that shirt, bra combo ever again I was like this bra doesn't work with the shirt. Did she have large breasts. Oh, yeah I haven't picked you ever actually but insurer is not working. I mean nice ease She was so dude she was so be you take up needs to go you're gonna be like hey, can I just be your Can I be your stool tech? No, I'm just, this girl was just fucking gorgeous. Now what? I would have, I'm telling you,

maybe if I got closer up on her, I saw fucking after the show, nothing about her looked, I mean, she was just hot. If I were the husband, you know, I think after like the second time you got to either be like, hey, can we switch seats? Or can you, or can you, or can you, or can you, or can you, or can you,

or just be into it? No, I'm saying, or he's in there, because when I spoke to him after No, I'm saying or he's in the right way. Because when I spoke to him after the show, he was just like a big fan and he was a sweet guy. And left, but like people said, like as they went on, like, he was pretty, and they left pretty fast. It seemed like people that might have hung out

and like had some drinks, but they, he blew out a copper blue shirt and fucking sped her ass out the fucking door. But I mean, also he's in a room where she's a star because everybody won whenever something that's happening in comedy. Even with the girls I told you know it's in San Francisco where the girl kept showing her titties. Yeah. Some people in the audience love it. Some people are fine with it because the comedy is coming off of it. I love talking to the staff. And then some people are fucking angry

that it's become the thing. For multiple reasons, some of them are just like, they're focusing on like, maybe they think it's boring. Or maybe somebody thinks it's like, this bitch is trying to get it. Because a lot of that after the show, it's like, that bitch wanted attention. I'm like, maybe, but every time I said,

your fucking titt is out, it was, she was like, oh my God, Jesus Christ again. And I'm like, how are you not seeing knowing this has happened? Here's why I don't think you can bat a blame, bad ball control. I think she has handles on her tits because she was squeezing them together and giving you a show. She was, she was,

she was, that was for other people. But I'm saying she knows how to, she knew how to get in there and handle it. So I'm thinking, looks at her thing, I asked her which of her living so she sells used cars I'm like yeah, you do yeah, I bet you move those fucking cars

I do she gets old Hyundai's off the lot like a so bit bending over them. Let me rip this sticker off Sorry are my bat wings hanging you know if you buy this Honda I'll let you oil me up. Oh, sorry is my stingray showing And then okay. Dude that's so funny. A picture of her? Oh yeah. See if that's confirmed. Yeah I don't know that is distracting. I'll take a look. 100% 100% you should have tied up shirt. Yeah dude. No there's nothing to do. Stand up turn around and bend the oil. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what the copper blues are all. We're doing a show, show your ass.

I'm so nervous. Yeah. Oh, that's hilarious. Oh, man, yeah, I know. Now, dude, she's smoking hot. God, but good for this guy. Good on him, dude. Lou, let me make sure.

Crying, yeah, you should probably make sure. Double check check Jacob. And full boob. Dude, her whole, here's the thing. At least the important parts. No, not her whole boob I guess. Because it kind of came out of the side. But I mean her fucking full nip in various states.

The first amount of said when her nips are soft, I think she has those real soft pin, you know, the soft pink where it's almost the same color as the, as the tit. And then it tightens up to a nice darker pink. So both. Yeah, do you know what I wonder if this is just like a, the thing that happens to him when they're like, we can never sit front row. Your tit always comes out.

You I said, I do. I was making things on stage about like this can't be the first that like this this this comes up yeah yeah I told you did I tell you but yeah we were right about the girl were you on an episode where I said about the girl in the section that mean is a bell went to the sixers game and the girl kept like grindin on yeah yeah yeah it wasn't even her husband and it wasn't even the guy she was with and the husband just had that face of like This is what she does. This is always what she does

She's a pig okay, she's not a pig Jacob. She's a woman. She's a woman who likes to laugh She's definitely no pig Oh, these are all pretty good ones so far. We should go to Maddie in New Jersey. Maddie? Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Jesus.

Sorry, Maddie, I didn't even wake you up. Oh, I'm sorry. I was actually called on. That's not what I was saying. But yeah, I used to be a lifeguard. And we would be like randomly tested on CPR and my tits would come out of my bathing suit Every time I did CPR and no one would tell me until I finish and the best part it was recorded by like 57-year-old men when I was like 16 years old. Oh, that is the best part

It's so fucking cool. What a best part. I have a question, Maddie. Why would they have you lifeguard and the thing where your tits could pop out of? Yeah, do they give you a baywatch suit? It's like this is even reasonable. Well, it was like, I don't think they expected me to be as busty as I was at the time. Don't you understand? We can't hire any more busty lifeguards The suits are prepared for these bucks and sixteen year old dude This is such that this is such a premise of a fucking cinematics movie for like 91

We only have one more suit, but she's the best we got. What about those heavy hangars? There's been so many drownings Were you a good lifeguard? I mean swimming must have been simple. Yeah, I was kind of a swimmer for like 13 years so I was good at it and then I became the head lifeguard but people thought that was strictly because when I did CPR I took to my my suit so I was like favored after that but I try not to think that's why. She has the most sense of the history of this pool. I took him at my suit, so I was like favored after that, but I try not to think that's why. She has the most saves to the history of this pool. She's questioning, she's performed CPR on over 30 people.

You know those guys have that video tape transferred to digital. Yeah, they're like, I need to put this on the dark web. Yeah, 16, that's fucking creepy. That is, de-ros. I don't know. If you're 57, that they know your age now yet they read their palms they they they interviewed us and we had to like

fill out our birthday so no i mean the fifty seven year old the fifty seven year olds film yeah no he knew he yeah no he knew i feel the guy who filmed you knew absolutely not a great man he worked mad he were gonna bring this whole thing down i think you are star witness where is this this the link that i would be the linden wall new jersey public pool i'll put it out all on that place i take out this pet opul

the pet opul it was known as pet opul because our ex had frequently slept with multiple like little boys. Oh, what? I don't know why that hits me less. I don't know why that hits me less. I go, oh, I think you said pedophile.

It's just a freaky fucking gay dude. Don't pedophiles me banging on chicks, right? Um, wait, so he was just known and then he was just still running the pool. He just had this loop hurl-nip-wrap. Damn. is known and then he was still running the pool he just had this loop for all the prep damn we it was a it's a very very small town in New Jersey like if you know where each job for Pennsylvania is it's like fifteen minutes the

opposite direction all right well just care no one gave a shit at all you said something about it no because this was before it was like a movement, so I was like, well I'm still getting paid and I don't want to be at home, so I guess I'll just deal with it. That's fair enough, I guess. And you knew the video was out there. Yes, yeah. Damn. Did any other 16-year-olds see it? That would have fucking blown my mind if I was

16 and I saw the big-taded girl from school's hawkers hanging out of her shirt. That must be so- I know we've talked that before. I was 16 and I saw the big tated girl from school talkers hanging out of her shirt. That must be so. You would have been flooded with prom invites. We've talked about it before, but like that must be such a different fucking world, man, for like a teenager now. Like it's probably not crazy to have seen the tits of almost every popular girl in your school. They sent it to one of the guys.

Well, this fucking poor girl just knows that this guy has this tape. Yeah, I'm not talking about that. No, Matt. He's got a whole different thing There's an old man beating off to her childhood image She got a legitimate problem in her life that we could probably take down. Yeah, where is this guy now? He's still out there. I don't you got to get one of your pedophile hunter friends Because I know some guys put this guy on blast Maddie. think you just reached out J's the new fixer he's like Ray Donovan but with pedophiles well you want you want this guy ruined you want to do push ups over someone's ball bag a public humiliation or you just want a long interview yeah how do you want this to go like one of several different ways interesting question Maddie how old would he be now he's probably about 70 now I want to say yeah we can crack it down no he died five years ago he came to death we've never found a torso completely dry he looked like a fucking Pompeii it's like it's

like halal meat boy the fluids his beef jerky that keep that video tape on his person. Yeah, that video is probably in his will I bet he's old son got a hard drive. I think he doesn't have a you he doesn't have to use anything price So he still just has another phone just to keep that video around he goes is my next town He goes look at that though digital. Yeah, it was in a time, at least, where the picture wasn't that good, or was this thing like 4K? Yeah. No, it was like 4K. Jesus, age twice.

Excuse me, sir. Why are there ring lights for the CPR instruction? And he's like, I just want to make sure everything's lit properly. It does the thing I know when the titty comes out. He does the word, it turns slow motion. Like, whoa. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, It does the thing of the thing when the titty comes out he does this word turns slow motion Yeah, I'm glad you escape pedo pool with just simply a childhood pornography made of you God knows how bad it could have been I want to find this guy. I want to take down his empire

Maddie have your titties plop it out against your will Or not against your involuntarily been a problem any other place in your life Yes, well actually a few times One of them Jay was actually at one of your shows. I don't know what's going on I just makes tits come out the tits come out at Jay goes did you kill he goes? Yeah, I guess how many titties you see the audience? He goes even girls pull their titties out like is no how many girls did you laugh their titties out of the shirt do you just jiggles amount

what show is it it was the uh... recording for live at wednesday your titty came out in the audience yeah i was i mean i was in the back of my older brother we're three he didn't see it he didn't see thank god you know why it he didn't see it thank god you know why

because he was laughing so hard his dick fell out whoa you guys got to stop playing your parents make your clothes for you that's the most older brother sentence you can say you go stop laughing so hard your tit comes out i'm your brother she says your dick keeps flopping around he goes I know we got to start wearing regular clothes and shows Your titty felt what were you wearing that your titty just fell out? Quite similar to what the girl sounds like she was wearing like a camera song. I had a bando brawn So I wasn't I thought it would be fine because I was like it's not gonna be an issue Obviously I was fucking wrong But you've lived in your learn

But there's a part of it because you're wearing the show to show off your big magnificent titties I'm assuming without showing them to the world are you they pop out are you mortified for the day I'm talking you as an adult now are you more or you just kind of like people saw my tit who gives a shit yeah I mean I did stuff with n-y-u where i was where i took my tits out for like fun on purpose so now with people what class is that? what class is that? flashers one oh two? flashers one oh one you don't see any tits

flash one oh two is when tits and dick show you gotta get to the next live yeah i don't care it's a it's a body part if people are gonna see in me in general, why not do it on my own terms? True to that. Do you have exhibitionism in you? That's what I was almost asking about that. Do you mean, Christine, I think I've talked about this before? Our house now doesn't have anything where anybody can see inside. But sometimes I'd walk by, or I wouldn't mind if Christine walked by the window with her

chancho out because you're like well it's putting good energy out into the world and maybe it'll come back to me in the form of a tit in the front row and look at that it did. But I can't believe it how many instances it's happened. Even recently Phoenix San Francisco this lady at the taping at Live or Webster Hall. Do you Christine have like an exhibition do you do you kind of want people to see it? I mean, I mean, I really in relationship, you didn't want to fuck outside, what was some place, because you said it was outside,

but you fucked outside before. Do you? Yeah, but our relationship, there was, our relationship already had such a vibe of like, not getting caught, that not getting caught on top of it was like too much. Yeah, you didn't want to double down.

I was like, what if somebody sees us and blows up our whole spot? Yeah, got you. That's an understanding. That's an understanding. But you have an example. Do you, do you care for like window washers like see your hooch or is your instinct to shut, to shut the windows? No, it can be kind of fun. Like when, our old shower, I told you there's a window and sometimes there be people in the yard and I leave the window open. Well, they can't see in that. Do you think those window washers are just bored by like horny ladies that try doing that? Or they're like, look at my pussy and they're like, I don't care. Dude, I got a fucking 26 more floors.

Every job I clean this whole fucking building. That is weird, everybody. Every job I've ever thought about having has revolved around the possibility of like a freaky, like fuck thing happening. When I moved to New York, when I moved to New York, that's how you followed your professional trail. As you go, can I fall into a fun pornographic like sectional situation? Not driving strippers, he was a plumber,

forget the pizzas. You're more in the realm of what I'm talking about there. Here's a landlord and she better have the rent. It wasn't that. It wasn't thing you had a major skill for. I remember when I moved to New York, I was like was like I thought I would you do have to kind of go through some ordeal to be a cab driver to bid of an ordeal But I was like oh cab driver because Text cap confessions there's gonna be people

Sixty-nine in the back of the seat by the and then I'm thinking about myself I'm not gonna make any money because I'm only gonna drive around like now there ugly like I'm never gonna turn my light on This girl looks like she fucking blows guys in cars. Like yeah, let's do it. Oh dude. And then you use a creepy cow. To window washer, I'm like, sit there and look at, and they can't get mad.

So my lady's in there just dildone herself and then you just lower like, I think you can just try. I think I'm gonna be like, sorry miss, this I'm contracted by the building. You can describe all of your possible jobs is. Whee. Anytime you can do that at work and now I get in trouble, You can describe all of your possible jobs is

Anytime you can do that at work and now get in trouble This is a window-roker cab driver. This is places where you could see people fucking by accident Oh, no, I stumbled into it butler. You could have been a butler and do it. They walk in a gnarly things. Matt, are you still there? Yeah Public sex. Yeah, you're nay Yeah, I'm into it. You're into it. It's just not sound into it. Yeah, I mean do it. You're into it? You should just not sound into it. Hey, I can go for it.

What? I mean, it goes back. I mean, it goes back. I mean, it goes back. I mean, it goes back. I mean, it goes back. You know, before the summer comes in the full flux, you're... Yeah, it depends on the humidity.

Yeah. That's true. I'm very pale, so it depends on the sun, where we are, currently. Oh, you don't want to get burnt tits. That's got. I'm very pale so it depends on the sun of where we are currently. Oh you don't want to get burnt tits. That's got a suck. It does. I had sun poisoning on them a few times. Sun poisoning on your tits? That's God Tf and you're sick. Where were they out so much? It's very hard to buy a bathing suit that fits correctly so if I'm just like at the beach

in a bathing suit I'm gonna get sunburned oh you know like so you're top of your chest would you think near the tip yeah near the nip yikes yeah that's gonna be weird like you get stuck in an acid fire or something? Chemical fire? Chemical burns? Nice. Nice. That's great, look. It's Jacob's not even in here. Um, good for you, Maddie.

Well, you party for sure. Well, keep those tits bundled up, Missy. Yeah, SPF 150, then, Yams. Cobb us. Jobless. Do the right thing. Do you have a boyfriend currently? If he hears this, he's's gonna get a real big boner

That was a hot phone call no No, unfortunately he ruined things so I do not but that's a different What do you do what do you like fucking inside all the time? Maddie, hate when your titties fall out like a pussy flaming on you on the way out dude Thanks Maddie Have a good day. Hell yeah. I hope you don't have too much back pain. And Steve, these are the other ones I'll just read them off here.

Dave in California says, in Vegas with his wife had the hop of barrier and his wife had no panties on. That's like... And with everybody's season, I guess. I think it's a circumstantial. I bet not a lot of people saw it. Take Dave, put Dave on for a second. I gotta ask him if he was into that or was mortified.

I mean, that's probably like situational. He probably wasn't like, that's what I'm saying. Don't want panties in case we have to go around this barrier. No, no, no. He looks up construction sites. Totally situational. Oh no, looks like I've put you in quite the, oops. Prediccant it.

Oh, I must not pay attention and walk the constructions construction. But you have to do these monkey bars on the way over. It looks like you have to repel down with your paper hanging out. Oh, plus, um, Dave. Um, I don't know if you're here with Dan just said, I'm not talking so much. Did you like it? Like it was the plan. But when here's the thing if a bunch of strangers saw christine's chanch by accident i can see i'm like i'm like yeah drink it in mother fuckers if

you know like it's a little is all our tit and i was fucking upset the rest of the day i went to wrong with you what is the accident you see your tit where you into everyone see and where was the barrier? All right, so we won the Vegas strip and it was complete. It got complete packed to where like we were like not moving. So you can imagine like how many people were there and there was a barrier separating us from a little path that people started using, that people were just like going past the whole congestion area. So I said, can you let that be able to, hey, let's hop this barrier. She was, if I have this barrier, everyone's going to see my pussy. She was not going to win any panties. So I had to think like right down in there, like, don't win anyone's

see my wife's couch or that one would be on top of the show. Both. That's so funny though. You go, good news, Benius. All right. What is this? You're not going not wearing a panties bad news is this fucking Vegas trip but it's there any way Dave to get to pick her up and put her over the barrier so she can keep her legs closed no um it was uh it was uh it was uh now yeah so i definitely had to like hoist my whole stuff over and there's no way I could've looked her over so

I was like fuck it baby. I think you got to do it and She wasn't happy about it, but and that but see that it's fucking Vegas. You know what I mean? Like I wouldn't there have good time anyway, so fucking Who's came out with deal so she fucking hopped over the barrier and then got a reaction like I knew she would oh I think it's a good thing to have a good time. It's a good thing to have a good time. It's a good thing to have a good time. It's a good thing to have a good time. It's a good thing to have a good time. It's a good thing to have a good time. It's a good thing to have a good time.

It's a good thing to have a good time. It's a good thing to have a good time. It's a good thing to have a good time. It's a good thing to have a good time. It's a good thing to have a good time. It's a good thing to have a good time. It's a good thing to have a good time. It's a good thing to have a good day for no panties was it was the bush in shape? Was she was she wolf in this day? I mean there's a lot of things and go there We were there for a wedding so she was yeah, she was nice Yeah, that's lady problem. Oh

A wedding. Oh, yeah, that thing was taeete. Yeah, you guys fucking get jacked for weddings That was so shaved. It didn't even have the red mark shit Good on her Yeah, and everyone loved it and then you didn't make you the red mark shit. Good on her. Yeah. And everyone loved it. And then you didn't make you want to fuck after that? Not really. I mean, it was just, I was just so caught up in the moment of just trying to

fuck that. We were frustrated like, we were pissed that we just got caught up in the end. Yeah, I love how you put it. I love that, Jay, you put it in them. You put like an erotic glaze. I really love this. You're not wrong. I was just saying you think such a erotic glaze. I really love this. You're not wrong.

I'm just saying you think. Like such a horny glaze on it, we're in reality. They're like, we gotta fucking get over there. And in your mind, she's like, you like get that pussy. What's I'm saying? I'm picture her showing, I'm picture her showing where she's like, she's kind of given to the guys like, hey gentlemen. Daddy, my kitty cat is all loud.

Meanwhile, her person about is probably like, oh fucking grow up. You never seen a put, you came out of your mother's shut up you fuck you watch me give birth move Move I'll go first. I'll jump over first um Thanks for the call Dave good shit Good fucking shit I don't I can't believe you haven't seen any nudity on stage Dan Not once ever, huh? Yeah, man. Sorry. I'm such a square. I have my fucking audience. I go No, just surprise you keep your body parts away a girl not even flashing or tits

I've had to touch me a lot Shut your shirts and open your ears That's the concert that I saw I haven't been to a lot of shows where you see girls flashing like you know on shoulders flashing. But when we went to Rob Zombie, it was like constant. Really? Yeah, it felt like the 90s. There were so many girls flashing. It hit the Lord. You got Rob Zombie fan base.

Hey, everyone, it's my new thing now. When you're in the front row of my show, I've seen all the tits already. Start wearing no panties, start flashing box. I want to come home with bigger, better stories. My tits stories are getting old at this point. But then there's going to be a guy being like, uh, she's going to be home with bigger, better stories. My tit stories are getting old at this point. But then there's going to be a guy being like, she's going to be like, no, we got to sit in the front. And he's like, why?

And she's like, we're sitting in the front. And he's noticed, her just doing it bad. She's like, there you go, Jay. There you go. Yeah, just a little fucking hooch look. Thought there was an outside shot. The tit's girl was giving a little bit of hooch, because the skirt was short, too.

But I was too wrapped up into those fucking mombos hanging out and her boyfriend was just like, hey Just a sweet guy put the word on the street was That they were not happy in the parking lot. Yeah, you wonder if it's a head coach quarterback talk after that on the walk back to the locker room Like what the fuck are you doing out there? What are you doing? You're throwing right in the cover if it's a real argument to What do you do out there? What do you do? You're throwing right in the cupboard. If it's a real argument, too.

Oh, fuck. But Dan, if it's a real argument and you're getting double teamed by like you're a pissed-off guy, because your girls' tits were just out and you're getting ganged up on by the chick and her gay best friends. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, stop it, Eric. Just fucking let her live. Yeah.

Big. Oh, my God. Well, you're lucky. You didn't know her in college. Yeah, he hates, but he goes, so they saw her stink tunnel. Oh my god, wolf. Fucking paired up put him away. So what, they're out. Good, good for you.

I said she was more offensive by even showing that stinker to begin with. God, stop it. Enough or tit came out. Grow the fuck up. Nobody wants to see your wrinkles, Lydia. I sucked off one of the waiters during the show. Did you know that? Should we think our first break?

Yeah, we're 40 in, where did Jacob go? Does he? He's wrestling with his brother upstairs. Are they wrestling with him once a lot of our stuff? Come here! Everyone knows. No, his brother comes in and picks on him, like fucking Wayne from one of their years.

It's a queer butt head. Hey, butt head, get over here. Yes, no, my neck, you know what, danger. Help! Stop! Here he comes. My brother says I have to suck my thumb the rest of the show. He put me in the Boston crowd.

Jacob. What's up? Is your brother picking on you and wants to take up for you? You got some campaign shirts, huh? Yeah, dude. Where's your brother? I'm rocking that merch. I can't come in why can't he come in? He's not vaccinated. He doesn't believe in it. He calls it the government juice. Why big-time Trumper huge Trumper Is he a gay man and doesn't want to talk about all this tips and pussy? Yeah? Oh, yeah, he had to he had to go out for a business. What's business? What's business? What is business?

Did he bully you and you don't want us to see it campaign business? Oh, dude. Yeah, he's on the campaign trail Christine, that's just perfectly gigantic next shirt for your tit to fall out of oh wow, how on brand Showed off dude campaign who campaign wine company dude look at these smart shirts Can I tell you something? Yeah go for it. I'm gonna take Ryan's call for we're gonna break his Ryan is a genius and I appreciate things like this in life Ryan are you there? Crackle crackle Get that boy crackle crackle now as I saying, I'd like to be a window washer,

because you'll be contracted to go looking windows as possible to see people fucking or kids. Please someone photoshop J is dirty jobs, but it's like, I said taxi driver. Well, J is dirty jobs.

And I said taxi cab driver because people will fucking the back seat. You should do that with browsers. Have them do like instead of a dirty jobs on like travel channel, have you do on porn companies. If you're out there listening, I'll do it. I'll do dirty jobs where I watch people fuck. Ryan, please tell the job about what you did.

I love it. Jesse Loube, and I was the pit boss basically where you are underneath the car, get your oil changed. And literally when there was a hot chick that would hang on a second Ryan I don't know if the let me paint a picture for the audience if they were and also the crew if they don't know when he says the pit at jiffy lubed like the willow places they're actually under the ground yeah they're not the cars not lifted they're in a thing underneath the car yeah go ahead Ryan

so when yeah so when a hot chick with a sundress will be on when they try to sell you the air filter and all that shit that was a total scam just to get the chick out where you could literally look right up for fucking how many times what was the ratio of of uh... charged underwear to charge dot yeah uh... i'd probably say forty-five percent

panties no panties out by the four four and a half we've really lost our way in this country now i used to tell the now twenty years ago twenty years ago before this was a thing i I mean look at that now. I bet it's a hundred percent no underwear There's all these women walking around with their unkept clams. Yeah, and all these These poor mechanics have to sit in this in the bottom dwelling

Yo, if you're underneath a fucking car changing Wheel filters all day and the simple to do of like Hey, miss come over here for no reason whatsoever I'm gonna show you where the air filter goes and show you why yours is clogged up. Yeah Or right Ryan they'll bring you over and be like look your air filter is good. They just want to get you over by the hole He's like you come over here because you hear this noise do you hear this noise? Do you hear this noise? And she goes, I doubt it. He's leaning. No, it's funny, because you don't hear the noise though.

She goes, I don't hear it, she goes, listen closer. He goes, do you hear the noise? She goes, there's no noise. Your car's perfect. Thank you, miss. I just wanted you to look over here and see this wonderful engine. Damn, you ever seen each other?

You ever seen each other? You were dangling, Ryan or the legs are a little too close for that. Also, have you ever seen a pussy piercing? Yeah, have you ever seen a girl as a girl over kind of like sol was going on and gave you a little spread action? No. Okay.

Okay. Okay. And all the vacuum guys will steal all the drugs out of your car. They're gonna steal every fucking piece of weed or fucking pills. You got your car They still I love that Ryan I like Ryan Ryan we're from admitting to like peeping to be just flipping on his code Mechanics he's like by way those guys gonna fucking rip. Oh, yeah, everybody there was pretty bad It's dirt I got I got cases on everybody

We think the guy the front zone you fucking air fresheners is cool to you He's a phone Christine's gonna be a fucking oil change this week and start doing little Kim poses over the fucking hole Is it weird is this was this dent here before drop it? She could drop it. You guys want to see me puff my ass ho in and out God damn the old stand if you guys remember the host is stand when you were down stairs by the current It was just a strange shot up their skirt in front of the bathroom not even that just half the the stairs were on a 90 degree angle So when you were if you were four stairs behind any of the servers wearing a skirt You're just looking at underwear. It was crazy

I would tell the girls wear shorts under their skirts and like people can see right up your skirts And they're totally looking You should wear shorts and if they just wouldn't and if they wouldn't that means they're horrors and Deserve it wait hang on i didn't mean that i took juice today Yeah do you know what christine juice up j Yeah It's sterile shot Ryan godspeed what job What job do you come in the warlands come in the warlands y'all both into come in the warlands

What job do you do now where you get to look at pussy? Nice that's that's a genre of porn too. You show a house girl suck off you give her a little Very very high volume of former hawk girls in the real estate game. Oh, that's where that's where hawk girls go to retire Oh, yeah, they go show a three bedroom to bath, and then they're like kind of flirt with you, and then all of us that never got in the high school, we're like, oh yeah, it's a fucking pretty good deal. Yeah, well, it's new ones.

You guys said, I create old pussy. He go, oh, this is a two bedroom, one bath, right near the gate is home. We're going down, get the hawk pussy. Come over, come, take a look at that gator. Get a little sweet hawk. Give me a little look at that gator. Get a little sweet hot. Give me a little peek at that gator. Let's take our first break.

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