The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Reverse Suck (feat. Tim Butterly)

Episode Date: August 10, 2023

Comedian Tim Butterly stops by to promote the Philly Comedy Fest, and winds up watching gay porn and the stand-up comedy of The Gronk!

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. Ocarson. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. Ocarson and Robert Kelly. Do jins of it away, yeah, then we try that's higher than we status sounds smooth. Bobby Harmony, please. Todd in the group and here we are. I can't catch up for you. It's the man that got in. Did it, did it, did it, did it. Do it, little East Coast Swing Owl.

Boy, it's the man that got in on. I get juiced up. I get juiced up, Bobby, when we have Philly guys in. I get so juiced. I get scared. They're going to get on my way. I get scared. I get scared.

I get scared. I get scared. I get scared. I get scared. I get scared. I get scared. I get scared. I get scared.

I get scared. I get scared. I get scared. I get I get juiced up. I get juiced up Bobby when we have Philly guys and I get so juice. I get scared They're gonna get all my references. They're gonna gang up on you about how stupid state it cheeses I've strategically placed myself in direct opposition to you. I said dude. I can't blow it was Bobby I'm not gonna fucking embarrass myself. I try to pile on what thank you dude appreciate it love Hey, look at me some, appreciate it. Love it. Hey, Lou, give me some hot juice. Hot juice, there it is right there.

That's what I want, I always want this. The Bonfire, Faction Talk Series 6, I want a three big jokers in. And I'm Robert Kelly. And we have awesome guestness to you today. We're turning to the show for the first time since Bobby's been here, though. Wow. From the Dad Meat Podcast and the Field Trippin Podcast.

Oh, yeah. And soon to be, you're putting on the festival correct I yeah, I'm heavily involved with our friends who are putting it all together doing all the real work Yeah, you know of course that's what we're supposed to do you farm it out to being the pretty good shit Whoa what oh you talking about Christine? Oh, yeah, yeah, no, no you farm out no talent That's not true. You have a lot of talent. I'll tell you what you have. You have a gift waiting for you that you won't open. She really won't open it. I mean, what the fuck?

I bought her a gift. I filled up the comedy festival coming up September 3rd. Third Sunday before Labor Day, dude. You can party. You can get fucked up. You can definitely party. There's no work the next day. If you do have a job where they're making you work on Labor Day,

you can fake it. There's no way they'll know that you're fucked up the whole time still. I'm coming to peep it out. I'm home that weekend. I love, I love, I love, I wouldn't be great if we were able to put something together with you being in town at the same time. Dude, that'd be awesome if you could sneak onto something. Yeah, rules, but I mean, you know, I mean, obviously, you'd be impossible to promote that ahead of time. Yeah, just legally, but I think you would never do it because that would be kind of against the wall. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's the whole dude. The odd present above board legal

But if he could that be insane. That would be sick. That would be so cool. I'm with you. That would be probably see me Lease eating a cheese stick high five people in the audience. What's that? Cheers and then what are they are they're gonna put a gun to your head and tell you not to go near a microphone? What kind of crazy world is this? Yeah, what kind of crazy world is this? What kind of crazy world is it? It is the hilarious Tim Butterland. Thank you very much. You guys are having. Dude, thanks for doing it, man.

It's exciting. Is that we, Skankfest started a three day festival, but probably significantly less people. Yeah. No, I mean, yeah, it's going to be fucking, we want to try to have just like one of the most unhinged parties we can to fucking close out the summer for all Well club. What how's it gonna be a kaza function?

So it's at a place called gol and co which is a very sick bar slash venue that They're in like a relatively new space. It's an old like Eastern European church in like a working class neighborhood and Philly And fish down close poor Richmond one off fish down and now Bobby gets my references. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you I love to try to have food trucks over there. Good. It's dangerous, but it's cool. All off. Fish down, I know. Bobby, guess my references, thank you. What's up, kid? Yeah, thank you. I love to check so out. Food trucks over there, good. It's dangerous, but it's cool. All right, well, we started off pretty good.

Ha ha ha. Yeah, it's an old converted church with upstairs and downstairs stages. Upstairs stages in this almost like, it almost kind of still has the shape of an old dusty church, but it's in like a cool bar with awesome food and shit. That's awesome.

It's cool, yeah. Is it haunted? I mean, probably. Yeah, I mean, it's probably's in like a cool bar with awesome food and shit. That's awesome. It's cool. Yeah, is it haunted? I mean probably yeah, I mean it's probably recently haunted dude Almost guy died last week. Yeah, yeah, it's haunted by a hundred dumpster babies from that back Yeah, there's an entire pill head chorus Wandering the halls at night Rattling pill bottles They just did I just mean Christine watched it. It was like four seasons that show Servant,

the M Night Shyamalan show takes place in Philly. And there was a thing about a lady who, I mean you're supposed to think she's the devil of some sort, but having all of her worshipers and it was just Philly Parkbumb people hanging out outside of like this nice like Chestnut Hill, Society Hill kind of area, where they lived, but it doesn't look weird. That is Philly He's like why would all these people all these people know and say anything about it? I go now that would just happen

Sincol can open up and Philly and everyone just kind of like it's the way it goes within two hours There would be a fucking Elmo with a big drum and dudes Around the sinkhole. It's it's not mean, nothing matters. It's all completely, say, tannic. Okay. Tim does a podcast called Field Trip and where you take some sort of a drug and then go do a thing. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm dragging my boys out of podcast studios to go do fun stuff in real life and get fucked up the whole time. Do you have to get fucked up? You honestly don't, my co-host, the darling Noah, and I will get fucked up enough for you, but it's just, I don't know, man. I'm addicted to fun.

Pro? Maybe that could be my drug. Thank you. Okay, keep your distance, dude. I don't wanna pull you off the wagon, man. 35 years of wagging. Yeah. You're sealed to that wagon. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, if you're saying that because you would consider doing it, I say you could do it one home million percent dry obviously I could do a dry Yeah, you can even pick the cool activity that we do no shit. I'm gay like I'm throwing yeah Baby sitting baby sitting two guys on mushrooms while you're axe throwing That's about using that star. He's the most manly thing ever but we made a gay I know I'm just gonna follow shirts doing it with a drunk, fucking assholes. I've never done it. I saw a headline.

The time has passed. You could never now. Is it over? No, I mean, it's still going, but it's like, come on man. I remember. How desperate are you to get a little bit of tender pussy? My mom left me and my sister when we were real young at my cousin's house, Billy.

It's got Bill Big Guy. And he had a cottage on the lake and she left us there for a weekend. And this guy, he had a cottage on the lake and she left us there for a weekend. And this guy, he got a divorce and we just started making fun of him. And we were like, Bill, you got a divorce. He flipped the fuck out. I mean, he screamed at us and then just took an axe and was hucking it at a tree and landing it and he was going, I'm fucking, you know, people get divorced. And I was like five. You fucking, you know, people get divorced. And I was like five, you know, my sister

and I was here, you know, with divorce. We just, we just terrified this fucking huge man hucking an axe at this tree, just killing this tree. People get divorced. I was like, fuck, your mother got divorced. How recent was the divorce at this point? It was fucking, it was like a couple months. Like the last time we were there. She was at the cottage

And she wasn't there. You guys just guessed and now we just Mom my mom said that be nice. He's divorced. We're like all right Don't a nice chant what kid like a chant really more that way that can go either way though. Hey Jeff My voice got the worst like bitch Hey Jeff my boy. He's like a boy bitch. He's a nice wife. He's stupid asshole. Yeah, that's sorry. That was my first act throwing experience. I've there was a video.

I saw a thing for someone tried to act throw. Gone world star Christine. Axe throw, I think the target was like a ball of some sort. And the headline just goes, this could go well. I didn't click it for whatever, anything timing, but like I bet you're self-in suspense. I didn't click it for whatever we think timing, but like, I bet you can't even self-in-suspense if you could feel it now.

I bet it bounces back and hits him pretty good. Me, he probably embeds it in the ball and it all in safely, I'm guessing. Probably it ended up on World Star, why wouldn't it? They're known for just reasonable outcomes. No, because you gotta go to the day's videos. No, no, get down, down. Today's videos, God.

I can't imagine navigating World Star secondhand vile woman, dude That's difficult. I mean, this is an understand world star or hip-hop. I'm glad we don't have axes in the studio right now Oh, yeah, I'll take Christine axe throwing it does it does it does an exhale It sucks that it's okay because you I mean it's a gravitational pull for bros It is 100% I've never ever ever. You can't even make fun of it. Like, yeah, but how sick would it be to bury one, bro? How sick would it be to watch one sink into a tree? Have you done it?

No. Ever. I do have throwing knives that my wife has to hide from me. But you've never done that. Not axes. Me neither. But sticking a knife. I've never done that.

Have a knife go dunk in a piece of wood that is. I want to have a Lewisus house with my son. And he had my son and his son throwing knives into a piece of wood. I want to have a Lewis's house with my son, and he had my son and his son throwing knives into a piece of wood. Yeah, against the garage wall. Yeah, it was the one time Lewis had ever been mad at me. Why? I put one through the siding.

Anyone, can you seriously need to chill? Lewis? Lewis, the only time we've ever been had. Anyone who's ever been talked to by Lewis for behavior in any kind of way. I'm telling you Just let me know I'm gonna start having a printed out ready to go sheet of all the things Lewis has done like that I did I appreciate that destroyed and broke things of yours and just goes damn doggy. Sorry. That's a truly sobering moment though When Lewis goes okay, dude, that's enough. You went too far doggy doggy

You're really looking side for a moment good then what you hit there's so well, you know You hit the signing of somebody else's out renting it. Yeah, and I fucking dunked his garage. He doesn't care He doesn't care at all No, all right axe throwing at a ball. I hope this doesn't I the hair looks like I wish he didn't look like a Asian fellow I wish he didn't look like me. Oh, no, it's to meet your Martin. Thank God Confiation fell. Oh, it was you didn't look like me. Oh, no, it was to meet your Martin. Thank God Folio Right oh That's directly is that what happened to him?

That's oh god, you turned into an attractive Latino Guatemalan with one eye Damn, that's the boss. That's a baseball player killed himself. That's not the same guy. He killed himself. I tried to kill himself and he lost He shot himself in the eye Where's the eye or like under the chin and out the eye right through the eye still lived It's the worst I'm so twice. He shot himself in the eye twice still lived That's the worst that's the work. That's Richard Jenny remember when people like who knows what's real or not But by the time I got the store like Richard Jenny shot himself but died many hours later at the hospital, which is like a hole in his head, gargling and shit. That's a tough sound. That's a tough sound. Still doing his act.

That was suck. Still doing his act. It's hobble fence this guy. Oh hell is he still going huh? What's that sir? What's that sir? If you're gonna kill yourself. Yeah drugs all we a hundred percent of time. Yeah Have you got I'm sure you guys have discussed the Bud wire video on here countless times? No, it's so vicious. What is it? So But our bud wire you only show them stuff on TV It's the most real thing I've ever seen of all the faces of death videos and everything like that Oh, the... Or the... Or the... Or the... Or the...

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Fun fact. The song Hey Man Night Shop by Filter. You know, I love fun. It's about that. Really? It's about that situation. I don't know. Haley!

Yeah, no, no. That's that great old guy. You're gonna have the ghost of our butt Dwyer at the Philadelphia Comedy Festival. That's September there. The Angel Comedy Festival on the hot day. That's a great, David Spade had a great bit on us, take the hit about that,

about people plugging the name of the towns, like to get excited because he falls for it the first few times. He saw the Eagles and he was like, he's like, on a dark, tempi highway, like, yeah man! He's like, cool, Phoenix Breeze in my hair. Still us. He's like, warm smell of sun devil stadium.

He's like, okay. I'm just... He's getting this, that's a lot. He's going too far. How come nobody's, how come you know he's like invented and, oh not invented, but like come up with a new way of killing themselves. It's always pretty much the same five.

You're looking for an innovator. Hey, like somebody just jumps in a great white shark's mouth. That's been happening kind of intricately lately. I'm talking like, you know what I mean? Well, they just drag a little fake seal behind the boat and as soon as it breaches the water, just fuck life. You shark bombs that you jump right in its mouth. Everybody's trying to do it.

You want to do it the most painless way possible. Yeah, you think. They used to be it. Now that everyone thinks it the most painless way possible. Yeah, you think. That used to be it. Now that everyone thinks life is just pain, this is like, why not? I mean, you guys know about the New York guy who he got in his car and he put on his seatbelt and he had a chain, like a metal chain

and he put one end around either like a light pole or like a parking pole and then he put the other end around his neck and he stomped on the gas and he pulled his own head. That's a great, that's what Bobby's talking about. You guys know the goat. He's the goat. That's Jordan of suicide.

Bro, yeah. That's a great, I mean people watching that must be like, I've never seen that before. Was it in New York City? I would have slow-claped and like, okay. Yeah, did New York City? Yeah, I think so. That's the David Tell of Brock suicide. Yeah, it's the Bronx. By the way, that's a really great, that is a great way to do it. I 9.35 a.m. on a Monday. Oh, that's a great time, dude. You woke up early. But that's not a really supposed to be a call. What could have gone bad that early in the morning?

So I started my day at six sports center was just let down after let down In a coffee stand on his pants That's like that's like when people are just going to work. I wore girls underwear by accident Everything sucks today But New York is the best place to do because that's what that's amazing. We never even heard that story Because it just moves on that one video. Who showed us that with Do we watch it on this show or they might have been on Legion of Skanks when the lady in New York got hit by the bus or hit by something like rolled up under the bus and there's a video of her body rolled up under the bus guts

Strewed out all over the street fully squished. Yeah, but actually n trails all over the street and people in New York when the light turns to walk They just step over it. It's like guts. Yeah, there's like yeah I have to be fair you'd be surprised by how far spread the the Stuff is the blood gets pretty far away. It's like I do how far away out of my like I'm gonna walk into the intersection I stepped over a lady in a trash bag today. Did you? Yeah, I just had to go. I just stepped over.

She was like, three first, a guy ever. Step over a dead legs. She tapped a sob sign above her. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. You should have jumped her on a skateboard. Yeah, I kicked flip the dead guy today. If the crawling on her bus for so, is that what happened? She crawled under it? No, was it? the dead guy today. If they're crawling on their bus for so is that what happened?

She crawled under it. No, was it? What a dumbass. Show the video of the put it on the phone. Was that a suicide? This is like a Banksy piece. Guys separate yourself from your phone. It's not the end of the world.

Or you just do what Bobby does. You get an athletic black guy to go rescue your phone from the problem well Bobby had his phone did you put a tracking dart on him first? he put a guy he was on the subway platform and a guy he's sitting Smith try to attack try to attack Bobby yeah and in his no he's sitting Smith then try to attack me no this crazy guy did yeah and he kicked he threw a spinning front kick and... You the Bobby's phone on his head.

You the crazy black guy. The crazy black guy, he hit with Taekwondo. No, a seat in Smith is a guy who got my phone. I'm sorry. He's black. This guy attacked me and he... I had my phone in my hand and I had a little bag on my wrist with my... Fun healthy snacks.

My cheese plate inside. And because I'm on a diet. And he was trying to stab me and then he kicked. No, I mean, at a knife, I don't know why he's throwing kicks for you, throw a kick. He's trying some stuff from training. Yeah, man. Yeah.

Yeah. He's just gonna use weapons. It'd be so much cooler if you kicked your ass with feet. He threw a kick and he kicked my phone out of my hand on the tracks. Whoa, did he stop for a second? He'd be like, whoa, no. He's like a nice, steep kick.

What if he did that and a guy came right behind him and put like a brown belt on him? You have achieved the next level. You have achieved the next level. Congratulations to my son. He's a much of focus. and you're able to make a connection and follow through the punch. In many ways, the cell phone in his hand represents life. You have defeated X-Fatman. Tim is gearing up to move my favorite fights

ever at Skangfest this summer or this September is Tim Butterley versus the Puerto Rican Rental Snick Lewis J. Gomez boxing, boxing only and winner gets to legally adopt the other one. Here's a problem with the guy. None. Uh-oh. There's no problems with Tim Butterley. Here's a problem.

No, I'm talking like physically. Uh-huh. Like a problem with Tim physically. His body's a temple. I, I'm talking like physically. Like no problems with him physically. His body's a temple. I would say. I'm 200 pounds of that right now. Not a big deal. I'm saying this is that you don't, you look,

because of the look and the mustache and the cookie hair and the glasses, you look like you might fuck with my Instagram page. Yes. You know what I mean? Like a hacker or something, sort of like a smart hacker. But to know that like a guy like you, if I fuck this you, you probably, it'd be a problem. Sure.

That's a scary thing. Like, you look at a guy, a tie-in guy with a fucking necklace and stuff. Oh, fuck you, you're looking at me. You know, all right, I can't. I'm fucking hitting my girlfriend over here. Yeah, you, like I'll bump into you and you'll be like, hey, sorry dude, I'm like, what the fuck do you say? And then you beat my ass in front of everyone. Yeah, and my hands are trembling and I'm like calling my wife with a shaky voice afterwards.

Yeah, you ever use helping me up? You know what that is? Yeah, I have you ever been a part of random heroics in the street with as far as like defending yourself for fighting stuff? Yeah, I was actually randomly attacked by a homeless guy. Really? Yeah, he sucker punched me. Big guy. No, but very much on PCP. And it was the middle of the afternoon. I was walking through I was downtown in Philly and he sucker punched me and

It was so long ago that I was holding up. I was on the film on blackberry nice I was I was working in IT. I was walking on straight. He punched me in the face I whipped my blackberry at him because I it was so it was bad out of nowhere I was like in the middle of a film called my dad and then he tried to tackle me into the middle of 16 I whipped my blackberry at him because it was so, it was bad. Out of nowhere. I was like in the middle of a film called my dad. And then he tried to tackle me into the middle of 16th Street, like in the traffic. We went over the hood of a cab. It was so fucking sick.

And then I dislocated his shoulder and I got up. And again, my hands were trembling. And I called my dad. I was like, damn, I'm okay, actually. I was able to defuse the situation. It wasn't ever screaming. And then I neutralized him, father. It was sick. And there was like, defuse the situation. It wasn't ever screaming. I neutralized him, father. It was sick.

And there was like, I don't know, probably 30, 50 people just standing around like, damn, dude, if I were to lost, what were you fucking useless posties have done for? You know, filming and shit. I wasn't paying attention, bro. Bobby's filming now. Yeah, we're trying to get content for the show. Oh, nice.

Yeah, you're a first one. That's my heroics. That's pretty good one. That's a good heroics in the street. I've never That's defending yourself though. I mean, I'm always mean heroics. Yeah, I know I wish he was attacking a baby and I stepped in but unfortunately it was just me. I have I have I have learned in most things unless a guy Is I mean you see him in imminently getting ready to hit a woman or currently grabbing her and hitting, stay out of it, man. I don't know, dude. Guy and a girl screaming in the street, dude.

She's got to be in serious trouble. She has to seriously need medical attention for me to step in. No, that's what I'm saying. He's got to be grabbing and like, it's where you have to just go. And I've also learned through the years, in that room, it's much smarter to play on you stop the guy, but you play on his side.

You're saving him from her fucking him over and getting him arrested and blah, blah, blah. I put a gray hoodie on and put the hood over my head and I fucking take care of the guy. No shit. Unbreakable Bobby. And then I walk the girl back. Thanks.

Unbreakable Kelly. I walk her back to her apartment. Yeah, you don't deserve that. Yeah, I got you. Nobody deserves that. And then I walk the girl back. Thanks on her walk Kelly. I walk her back to her apartment. Yeah, you go you don't deserve that. Yeah, I got you nobody deserves that. Yeah, and then I walk away and I go up to make a baby with me. Yeah, I will. I will. I'll give you a baby to protect you. I'll make a baby with you. I wish if I had superhero powers. Ever since I met you, Law, you were screaming at your boyfriend and trying to

scratch his face 10 minutes ago There was something about like like are you not feeling this like between us? I am feeling when you were screaming and like punching his car windows and stuff. I was like this is What I've been missing when I saw your blouse come up in your C section and your Scarf flop out. I just Sucks like those two girls because you thought they were looking at your ex-boyfriend That's what I knew you really kind of girl. I should bring home my friend's house and not give you my real address When you're when your flip-flop broke and fell into the sewer I Nearly achieved direction

And I knew at that point I had to punch your boyfriend in the back of the head and run away And I'm just a man standing here in front of you now wondering, can I please fucking eat your pussy? Here's a bag of peas for that eye. I'll be down here munching box. I just bought a... You say when? You tap?

You tap out? You got chills though you. I do do I just chills in a heart on So you're gonna fight Lewis at Skankfans your box in this gangfans now are you a boxer? No, I'm like a Jiu Jitsu guy So yes, it makes it more competitive I think because if it was like there was if there's grappling or MMA or even kicking it would be kind of a Lonesighted but on you for you. Yeah, for sure. What, what, oh, you just got real cold. Well, no, I, you've been for a very long time.

I've helped Lewis like prepare for other fights that did not come to fruition, and that's now outside of my control. I can't do anything about that. But we have trained together and like, he, you know. What belt are you? I'm a purple belt, and if anyone cares about that, this is listening.

I do. Oh, you've done that Lewis ducking Jason Alice. I, you know, I didn't, your words not mine. I'm just saying a fell apart for whatever reason When you when you duck them to do those that might get ugly I don't know Tim would you like to play one of our favorite games over here? Godfire. Uh-oh. It's the Jason Ellis only fans gauntlet Oh, can you make it through? Yeah, we see a fire you can make it. I'm not intimidated at all by the title

Let's go. Okay, great. We'll see. Whoa Jason Ellis is only fans. Yeah. When do you check out? Good question. Is there a high score? This is like top gear where you put people's nose on the wall. Now everyone pretty, you're, you can't believe it. Then you're intrigued. And then there's one that everyone pretty much goes. That's the one. Yeah, that's the one where we all go. Bo. Yeah. Even me and Jay, I've seen it a hundred times. and I'm still every time I'm like, no, I must have been wrong. Yeah, away. Is this like the pain on life fix? No, it's actually it depends. No. Oh, I mean first one person it is. Yeah, for the other person it's joy.

First of all, let's say he's a handsome man with a great body and a monster cock. Yeah. Yeah. Easy peasy. Oh, look Here's a moving sex with a very pretty woman. Yeah. Look at him give her the biz. Look at his right there. Can we go full screen on these? I just want to make sure I'm not missing something. Whoa.

You're not missing anything. You can make it through that. No problem. How was that? You good? That's good man. Hi, let's go. Let's go to the next one.

There you go. All right, he's giving you a little top, a little top. That's two flirtatious for me, man. That's too much. He's forcing my perspective on that one. It's like back up bro There you go. It's fair. Okay. I mean look at that thing is a swinger You can wrap that you could choke somebody up with that God bless, huh? That's nice. I mean, that's you know what? That's so far removed from my reality that all I can do is just be like nice Dude by the way, I do like the caption on that one

Daddy's monster day wants to play can Kevin make that a shirt. Yeah By the way, I do like the caption on that one Can Kevin make that a shirt yeah Okay From a high nice pretty lady with tattoos You some girth, I think don't you FYI? I've never pulled I think it's so long you can't tell grits like Tommy Lee's dick I've never pulled that far out of our girls with Jenna. I Have but I've fallen backwards. Yeah, I've done it too, and it's actually slammed against their asshole, and she went ow Yeah, I've done that I've like pulled it that far and then rammed it right into her taint and she yells and hurts my dick

And now I have peronies. You're doing good so far. You don't get here's a massage just take a little. I hate the selfie shit Was that does that the line for you? It's not the line but it's like that's not for me. Okay, give me the full... Stop fucking acting sexy, what the hell? Here we go. Is that a fella? Yeah, that's a fella right there. Why are you doing that?

I know what you're thinking, you don't have to do that. No one needs to do this. I mean you don't need to do it. First one needs to do this. I mean, you don't not need to do it. First of all, no, go back to that for a second. Sure. I'm sure you guys have covered this endlessly. No, no, no, no. If you're just listening and you're never

going to see the video of this, this is Jason Ellis being porked in missionary, which is just like this was not part of God's plan, OK? Boys have. When you see it, why? Because they're one's black one's white. You're from Philly. We get it. Look at the way his ankles are flexed dude

There's everything about his body is screaming. I'm in trouble right now. I agree with you. It doesn't look like not There's no streamlining this I agree whenever I watch gay sex. It only looks pleasant for one person Yeah, it's like even like the way he's the person's meat. It's like person watching it It's only pleasant for me Now look at look at look how much fun his attacker is having. Yes, I'm saying. A attacker. This attacker's having a great time, he's moving good.

That's the guy who's tried to stab me in the subway. This guy gets around. The souls of his feet are pointing in the correct direction. Hey, you know what I mean? That's my iPhone in the back. What the hell, dude? Look at the name of the thing on his ankles. You are right.

It's the feet, it's the curve of the feet. Flex your ankles. I think he's doing a good job I think he's barely keeping it together It's better than my wife If you're out there Gay or straight I recommend signing up for Jason Ellis's only fans. It's it's fantastic It's fantastic. I mean he bangs hot chick. He just kind of walks around always sort of jacking his meat in his backyard

That I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure his backyard. Do you guys do you like honestly if you walk if you're walking around the house By yourself and you notice your meat smell Do you get down there and just start moving blood around just like come on man? We don't what if someone catches us right now I was gonna I was waiting to interrupt you to tell you how I don't do that Why but I do do that? I only do that when my kids around because I don't think his dad has a small peck. That's a great move. Yeah, let them see it when it's a little fluffed. Yeah, think about it. Do you soft? 100,000 years ago, we were in Hutz around a fire and you knew exactly how big your dad's meat was. And you made sure it came off as big. As in my earlier, you could put a reindeer horn over your dick to cover it back then too.

I tell the story on my live where I was through Hall special about seeing my dad's dick when I was younger and it was all that. It's a dumb little pud. Yeah. My dad, when I did it on Fowl and my dad called me the next day, my still his name is Diane and he was like, I saw you on Fowl and last night, I'm like, what'd you think? He's like, it was great. Diane didn't like you talking about my small penis. All right, so you're doing good. Okay, now this, I believe is a trans woman. I believe this was a woman and hash is in hiding. She's dead. She's been living in in see she Faked her death. That's the only way she can survive though. That's that's her lifeline. The other way she can survive is by sucking his dick. That's the juice from death, you come, sorry. I do like the visual of the unicorn behind them, the unicorn raft. So I believe this is a trans man.

I believe it's a woman who had boobs removed and has a penis still. Because if you go up, this one makes another appearance. Stop that one. Get it out of here. Yeah, I think that's not your fan. It's not for you. Okay. Now here he is with a nice young lady again Give her the biz from behind

Why she wearing gloves They just they probably just did a scene where they were doing some like Fighters ultimate submission. Hey, whoever wins your fight should do this. You should really Whoever wins should get fucking his back Whoever wins should get fucking his back flowing out by the loser Really show what's up, dude make him look like a homo Skanks that this guy a real gay to town square and when I beat you and I will You're gonna fuck my ass in front everybody so they think you're gay You'll see my face of this pleasure

You will know that I am not into it me. I'm gonna hate it, but I'll do it to humiliate you. There's some fingering trans guy There's about a trans man, right? It might be just it might be just a girl with small. I don't think it is That chest is not small tits. You know what? They're having more fun in the sun than I am right now. Okay. Here we go. Another lady Another lady. Well, I need Yeah, we need a little oh, no. I was wrong. It's a lady named Johnny No, it's a guy wearing that's actually okay. This one's new to me. I'm gonna be honest with you

You were fired you imagine yourself as the wrong person I did we just realized that was Dave Smith That Dave the libertarian My is he going Is that Dave the libertarian? He's going. He's going. He's a nice pretty lady. Well, I don't trust any of these guys. We assume, whatever this is yet.

Another lady. We assume we should watch the end of this because we don't know. Oh, that's fair. Well, it's very short. These are for just clips. Yeah. At the end, he's like, gotcha. This one was a boy.

Boom. I think it's a girl. I don got you. This one was a boy. Boom. Yeah. I think it's a girl. I don't know. It's a girl was this one. Now this one. This one. This one. This one was the first one I saw it all. Yeah. Yeah. And I will say just knowing Jason being friends with him and support all of this. It was jarring to see. Anyway, it was very like when I saw it, I was like, oh wow, it's so weird, like the energy of it, it's just weird. Please, if you would, Kristen. Joe Silver Cruz is Jason Ellis at the gym.

What the heck? Mm-hmm. Way for it. Way for it. I just couple of guys working out together. Just hanging out and noticing each other. I'll talk about that. Lewis, like sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, people.

If you were gay and you were either one of these dudes imagine how fast your heart's going right here. Oh, and you're like, I think it's about to happen. I have. You're just like, no way, seriously? Is this. Is this what that happened? Yeah, I tried to take care of myself But like you I don't know why that's what's up, dude that moment right there for me was a thing is let me check out your call That's a scary moment though because if he's not into it It's like oh dude my bet just grab a guy's cock next year doing curls. Oh, that's a mistake. You only make longs though. Yeah Okay, dude, all right. You good? You in?

You still in? Let me say I'm not tapping out from severity. I'm just saying I feel kind of full right now. I got you too. You feel full. Watch this next one. Here we go. Well now you can keep going. This is just going to be showing with Wang or again. Let the record show. I said we could end this whenever and But you're not tapping out, but you're not tapping but I'm not gonna throw in the towel Obviously, dude, I'm gonna show you so much of you protecting I have an idea of when you do New York State athletic commission needs to step in and let me stop watching this dude's fucking big hot There is a point that you make it past and we're gonna be shocked. I'll be shocked. Yeah

So we haven't found the make it past and we're gonna be shocked. I'll be shocked. Yeah. You'll be doing the same thing. Oh, so we haven't found the fatality yet? It's coming up. Oh, okay, let's go. Right now you're only a blue belt. I'm not a fucking bitch. Yeah. That's...

You go through gay guys have checked out before this. Okay, that's a lot. That's a lot. Especially if you're a neighbor. That was a guy hanging in a sex swing and his backyard. Outdoors while Jason Ellis gave him. On the anchored sex swing. I think he could go down anything.

It's a sex swing, you could slash, maybe, pig roast. Okay, you could probably pig roast. Or put a handicap person in a pool. It was a brood tisery. A blood tisery. Ah, that was a good one. Okay, here's him dildoing his own button whacking off. Yep.

And actually shooting loads. There before the grace of God goes on. I know, I agree with you. Child's play. Who hasn't gotten too into butthole cleanliness in the shower? Here's a nice young lady involved. This is a party. It's a whole three girls in him.

Yeah. Really? Yeah. One's getting choked. A couple of sixty-nine in, everyone's got tattoos, it's love. This seriously looks like a toy box full of broken toys. All the tattoos makes it really difficult to make out what's what. Who's who?

Some of them missing legs and shit. Get down, get to the pay dirt. Here we go. You know we're going. Yeah, I'm ready, dude. I'm ready. I've prepared myself. I'm ready to present myself to the Lord and have myself judge.

Do I have what it takes? I think you can. God, as I stand before you today, the full entirety of my inner workings on display at, do I have what it takes to survive this? We'll find out. This is another workout to do in chess. This is Chess Day.

This is Chess Day in the backyard. Here we go. Now, you'll see the black cowboys lifting weights what you know is riding his pecker his own packer hang bouncing off the stomach And he's hitting you with the seductive selfie. I mean this is the Best one and fuck I win. Oh, no I did Daniel son Daniel son Keep your cool man You gotta This is America of course I have to celebrate the fact that he's

By a black cowboy brother This is yellow you know what you understand what it means. I'm a fucking taxpayer dude. I I give this I give yeah, how much I give up every year just make sure black cowboys are fucking guys like this I'm ever trying to take this shit away from me. I swear to God Please continue with it fucking Reverse suck It's so tough. I mean Reverse suck We don't do it so taught. I mean

We tapped out we always tell us Jason L is you God bless God bless America God bless cowboy. God God bless fucking We've never got past this I can stop whenever you guys want. Actually, we think it's a girl. We did make buttons covering it. We made it further one time and that was it. Yeah, like it was like, oh, finally, we're like, yeah, right here. We're like, get to them back and check finally.

Yeah, here we go. Whoops. Whoops. And there is a little boinker back there the whole time. Clever use of the play button on that video. I do have to say, disturbingly looks like Alex Scarlotto From Legion's game. Yeah, not pregnant. Not pregnant though and with a cock. Yeah Jeez, we not pregnant and with penis. Well, yes, so yeah, I guess my if you're asked my overall opinion that shit's pretty fucking gay dude

If I describe all that in one word Yeah, if I had to come on and talk on this whole thing together. That was pretty fucking gay dude. If I describe all that in one word. Yeah, if I had to come on and talk to someone, this whole thing together, that was extremely fucking gay man. Gay than axe throwing? That's apples and oranges man. I've argued male bisexuality a lot, but that is why I was the proof that it's there.

I think, because I think if you're, I think bisexual men are usually gay guys who deal with cause they didn't come out of the closet right away. Fuck chicks Learn to kind of like like the feeling of I guess if some way at most and I'm more like can deal with it. They can deal with it. Yeah, I don't it's like fitness guys are like yeah, everyone's on a lot of still of hot dogs You know, I'm is not homophobic because you can get in the sense of like I've done all the gay joke things that are pretty far the Making out with Lewis

on tape and all these things, but I couldn't just like, well look, it's a wild situation. Like can you let a guy suck your dick this one time? I'm like, I just can't, man. I don't have any, but at the same time, if you were like, this guy's getting his dick sucked right next to you, that doesn't like, wait, I might wig down by like a dick in the room, but I have no interest in waiting for all of it anyway. Wayne Brady just came out today as pansexual, which means he fucks, which means he's gay.

He's stuck in Jason Ellis's only fan. Yeah. He loves black cowboys. He's pretending to be a cowboy while having sex with Jason Ellis. That actually, that was, that was Wayne Brady. That was Wayne Brady. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Yeah, pansexual, which is, I think is a cop out answer

always when they say that is because it's, Wayne Brady comes out. I'm doing this for me because it's the press release he's talking about. Because it's not really in anything. It's admission of nothing. What do you mean? It's just an admission of nothing.

I mean, you said you have sex with everybody. Anything. I think what happened was, come on, Bobby, you know, Holly would better than this. He got caught with a guy Yeah, and then at the think quick I'm pansexual because what he's not in the news for anything Wayne Brady He is now no, I know I know I'm sick he jumped in but I tell you that news was gonna come out different. It was gonna be like Wayne Brady was this reason He got caught fucking a guy. I

Don't there's no I've never heard any story of this. I'm just saying the way this came at us so left field nowhere slandering him. Yeah, also legally actionable. That's fine. God. Come on. I said, I said, sexual. Yeah, we think it's brave and cool. So but pansexual means that they can not have sex with anybody. Anything. Any time. Right. But he's not saying I'm gay. Right. But he doesn't have to go. I'm gay, which she still feels there will be this stigma in the black community from that Yeah more than the stigma of being Wayne Brady A corny guy that f**k the I'm gay silent What was the order Paul mooney Wayne Brady makes a Brian Cumber look like Malcolm X I'm not trying to pile on a fucking oppressed guy, you know, he's marginalized, dude.

Yeah, yeah, he's doing pretty good. Honestly, I hope it all works out for Wayne Brady, you know. I hope he comes back from this and finds a way to rebuild his career or whatever. He's doing great. He's doing a game show. He hopes the game show is going to be better. So everything's perfectly fine-form and there's really no reason for him to have done. Yeah, he's doing great. He's got a good career. Game show makes a lot of money, network money, and... I'm saying the coming out is based on some you know,

Louis Louis Anderson are they say Louis CK's pants actual no Louis Anderson Louis Anderson came out of the closet because someone was trying to blackmail him. Yeah, like I'll tell you people that you're gay And he just came out and did it himself or in Wayne Brady's case. They're trying to regular mail him Yeah, but Louis Anderson everybody's everybody's just mail, dude. Everybody knew he was gay. Wayne Brady is a shocker. I mean, that's why I thought he was a corny, dude, who just, you know, had some white wife

with two little, you know, Milano kids in a perfect little house out in L.A. Wayne Brady being gay. Pen sexual with guys or whatever. Is a shocker? To me. Yeah, I thought he was just a corny, you know, due to like, you know, you're willing to believe that Jamie Foxx has naked gay basketball parties. He does. And that, uh, he did, he did, he did he tried to kill him because he was going to tell people that they played naked basketball and do gay stuff together. Yes, that's what happened. But you don't feel comfortable saying that you didn't see it all that Wayne Brady could have been a gay man.

Actually, Wayne Brady might have been at that basketball game. Now come to think of it. He was definitely the basketball game. Naked basketball is on the naked soccer is probably the only scarier thing. Why is hockey? You know, it's a terrifying naked hockey. I didn't even think about ice hockey particularly. Yeah, you got it. You wing-weng sliced off.

And you're naked, so there's not even any skates. You slide off and just your dick going against, gripped up ice. Can we get a zanboni? Scum my dick up again. Just a shit stand on the ice. Quigida's Amboni run. Do you love the flyers?

I, I, I exist in the town where they play, you know. So you, do you care about any of the sports that much? Uh, not really, man. I got to into like fighting for a long time and now I'm just kind of burned out on sports in general. Not to give a layman. Actually, yeah, no, actually go every, everyone in Philly rules my bad. Sorry about that. No, you have a festival in that town. Yeah. Actually, yeah, no, actually go every, everyone in Philly rules, my bad. Sorry about that. You have a festival in that town.

Yeah. No, yeah, big flyers thing. What's up, people, don't go for fun, but did you go up in a sports house out there? Yeah, my, my, yeah, we watched like football and hockey. Yeah, we watched everything growing up, except for basketball. One of those Philly households, you know?

Really, like, super basketball. Oh, yeah. We were except for hockey. My household. There is like a big section of like white households in Philly growing up where you go you would see the dad's car and he would have Bumper sticker for each of the sports scenes and there would be a noticeable gap where the six should be because we don't fucking we don't do basketball in this household Unfortunately, unfortunately for true. Yeah, your dad's a racist. That's okay. Jacob's dead to a raging racist. I, uh.

No, that's pretty funny though, because I do, I do love in Philly going to a game because these old men who you could tell are just definitely, these guys drop pretty heavy m-bombs around the week. Go to these games and cheering out loud for these like, you know, John Quavius Carter. And they know their names and they're like super hyped on them because those I guess are the good ones. But they really do. It's really take key problems.

That's when I favorite phone calls. After the Cowboys beat the Eagles and killed McNabb for the year. like they also injured McNabb into the seasons Basically over after that day and Keith just called me laughing He's a Cowboys fan and he goes I'm gonna go put on sports radio and hear him call him McNabb 15 different kinds of N word Yo, it's all first time long time. Oh, I'm saying dude. How much more are you making a year? Fucking just fucking play the game dude alright. Thanks as Boston ever scared a player out of town like to do with Ben Simmons.

No, no Boston was I mean Boston even the Celtics was like the last light basketball team. You know you get the worst personality of players though. Marcus Smart piece of shit fucking Rob Gronkowski dumb as a door now. Yeah, but Rob Gronkowski was the shit. Yeah, but you don't like him as a person fucking I mean ever since he did his comedy show on showtime I don't. Did I show that to you ever? I watched it. I fucking watched it and I some of my friends were on it and they did it at the Foxboro Stadium. There's a theater in Foxboro that they did it at

and his hope he does a stand standup set for five minutes. It's nuts. Yeah. It's, you want to play a gauntlet? Yeah. So you have, go back to the Austria thing I got getting fucked in the ass, please. You could find Gronk's opening set.

But it's not it, because you know, he's a funny guy around the locker room. And then he probably went to a comedy club. And then they were like, dude, you're funny too. You should do a show. And then they gave him this dude, you're funny too. You should do a show and then they gave him this stupid opportunity and it was rough. But imagine, put yourself in the issues of a guy

who's like a big grog fan and you think that the locker room's probably the coolest place in the world and now you get a little bit of access to what juices those guys up. That's probably cool as hell, you know? No, terrible. No, this guy comes up. I'll do it. I guy I love you you always go positive you always punch up I really like I mean about we're literally punching as hard as we can down

I cannot stand that shit about it I actually like it it's all right punching up grunt you can run through all the wrong rules you almost threw up seeing that cowboy fucker. Jason, then you turned it around. There is my steel resolve cannot be questioned. I love that. There is not a chance in God's earth that Grand Kalski is an awesome dude. Why don't you say that? You're a silly fan, so it's coming with some type of horseshoe.

Also fucking because he's exactly. There's an astringent. I'll start your hate. There's some. But we just watched last night the untold documentary on Johnny football Johnny man's L and Like even though he's realized now he fucked up and he's kind of like got his life Now it's not even together actually this thing talked about how booze ruined his life basically and drugs and partying Ruined did you watch it? Lou? Should I yes?

basically, and drugs and partying. Ruin, did you watch it, Lou? No, should I? Yes. Booze and drugs ruin his life. And at the end of it, it just shows them at his house with his boys, everyone's drinking beers, and he didn't stop doing anything. But even though he kind of goes,

yeah, I have from a Gretz, I fucked up, I was stupid, I did this, I should have did this. He always comes off like a jerk off, right, Christine, he never comes off like a likable guy. At all, even like now's an adult He's like yeah funny in times. Grogg is just a big stupid joke You know what I mean and I'm a pacifant so I love him because he got us how many super balls? You know what what he sucks. There it is

So we had a girlfriend at one time we had a girlfriend at one time. I'll tell you what, I'm not gonna say he's the stupidest guy in the world. I'll tell you why. We had his insanely hot girlfriend in here. Dude, is this seriously his setup? We were getting, we were getting ready to shit on him. His comedy in front of her and she goes, oh now like he was like, it's not gonna be good.

Like he wouldn't let me go to it or watch it. She was like, no, don't watch this. It's like, bad, I go, okay, so he's a little self-aware, I guess at least he walked in, heard there's no laughs happening in his punchlines. It's, his, and he comes out and I had all, I mean, I'm a Paths fan. I'm like, I gotta check this out.

This is great if he comes out and has a good five minutes of shit. And it was, it was, I almost became a, like, not a Paths fan because of it was also every comic also every comic had to make a joke like Around gronk. Yeah, the comics had to be the comics honest, which I know some of them. I know they're in a tight spot Because they had to come up like yeah good job. Yep. Wow Give it up for gronk. He does skits in between too. Now that, all right. This sounds great.

Dude, what are you talking about? Like, I sound like a client in his life. I love this guy. Yeah, I love this guy. He looks fucking girl for him, bro. Dude, I feel like us sitting here shitting on him with that girl for an eye. I feel like I'm sitting way deep in a swamp,

which is like trolls. Just being like, oh. Yeah, that is what you're doing, but I'll tell you, she came in this room years ago. Oh, Lori. I feel like I have mud all over me, right? She was alluring. She was so beautiful, right?

Yeah, she's really nice. Do they have his stand-up? He's 100 feet tall. Yeah, he just does a stand-up. Can I say how many views there is on this before this? Before you actually started? Well, this is a YouTube, it's on Showtime, so it won't be really fair. So they'll never release this.

This is Grog's comedy special. What's it called? Oh, a hundred pound gorilla put it out unsports I'm sportsman like what's what come and you gotta give it up for that dude. It's right. What the fuck? I mean they did What a great title. There's the thumbnail have like a flag being thrown To flag with a microphone ball in the end Love that your positive man. You like Michelle Obama

I love that you're positive man. You're like Michelle Obama. I can't argue with you guys. I'm just punching up. That's a nine million views. No, 9.8000. Oh, all right. Let's choose the numbers, guys. Go, please, if you listen to this, check out what's

his name, Rob Grant. Yeah, I love you. I love you. Robert. Grant Kalsky. Grant. You'll know, it needs a big, looks like a white guy if I had to guess. But yeah, check him out, dude. He's got 8,000 views. Let's take him over the top. Grunk. He'll know. He's a big, looks like a white guy if I had to guess.

But yeah, check him out. Dude, he's got 8,000 views. Let's take him over to the top. He does. He does. Give us nice taste to this. There we go. It's a good sign.

It's a good sign. Yeah. The cheerleading band. Oh, she didn't have to dance. They're not even real cheerleaders. They're just fucking his sisters. Thank you, sluts. Ah!

I'm close. Here we go, here we go. This is gonna be, you know what, it might be good. He's not getting turned around. Let him cook. He's dressing on his side, are you on his side? I'm just so happy to be in the room with him. Yeah. Can't believe he were drunk.

I love that he dressed up. No, dude. We're just happy we're here. He's got a sports jacket like Tom Hanks and punchline. Oh, yeah, well don't worry. Can't wait to be a front. I love that he just Is he gonna sports jacket like Tom Hanks and punch line. Oh, yeah, well don't worry. I want somebody takes it off to get his Good good because it's the first time I've won a shirt in three months I won the Super Bowl no shirt So why not trick everyone like I play a new super bowl again this year hell yeah, no shirt again You guys just fucking haters that guy want to fucking super well. He wanted to ball with two teams

I know I'm we're front row for this Manifest some good vibes Love in the new bond fire is I'm addicted to fun man, let's do push that button. I haven't worn clothes since we wanted the Super Bowl. Just to make sure everyone thinks I play. Okay, we get it. But I'm telling you, you win the Super Bowl, and the party doesn't stop. Let's all be at least impressed.

I will say I'm impressed that he's... That's treating all of us. He hasn't flubbed the line from reading yet. Sure. Yeah. Okay. But does he ever tell the prompter in the room? For sure. Yeah. That's like Billy Joe singing a song.

Yeah, there's always. He had to win the Super Bowl. Yeah. As good as I want to believe everybody is, Metallica had the words on the screen on stage. Yeah, every microphone's got a little thing with the lyrics. I didn't know that. It doesn't stop.

It keeps on going and going and going. Everybody are going. You see where he's doing this? Where he's doing the eyes? He's like going and going and going. And another thing. What else do I want to say? Every bar going to drinks. Yo, come on. Let me buy you a drink. Yo, let me get you a beer. Yo, let me get you a shot. Hey, man, how will you give me a motherfucking IV doctor? Yeah I Go Nice all your guys is followed by me shots out there. What was that thing that he won again? I hope you mentioned I think it was the super bowl. I like his little tag that died at the end, too

I think it was the Super Bowl. I like his little tag that died at the end too. If you guys want to buy me another shot, it needs to be a B12 lemon ginger or a flu shot please. Oh, wow, that was just true. That was a big break. It's key stuff for us here. Oh shit, he really is just reading what they wrote. Yeah, absolutely.

Cause as a comic, you know, you just did that joke. You got to laugh, you don't do it again, again. I think Jay Larson's on this, right? Yeah, Jay's on it. Yeah. He probably, I guarantee Jay helped write some of this stuff. I think almost everybody on this thing, they had to help him, yeah. Okay, go ahead.

Don't jump ahead. Don't not. Jump ahead. All right, all right. Calm down everyone, I don't party that hard. But let me tell you when I do party you can't handle that shit I mean I've never been excited for a joke. Yeah, Jay is the music. Yeah, maybe he's playing music too loud for Man, you don't get this shit. I want to watch everything with you

I want to watch all the shows Jay's telling me to watch. Blair Buzzi. What do you mean, Mrs. Grade? This is fucking awesome. Barbie is in the real world. That's insane. This film brought that to you. You can't even see your little girl's hands moving them around there.

Do they somehow like edited that shit out? Cory can sing. Cory ain't can sing. Cory Feldman can sing. He can sing. The man has a fucking cat alive. This shows the good thing. If he could sing, why would he have 11 plus albums?

And backup singers. Alright. No one. Trust me, I'm all pro and full-bona, all pro and going ham! Nice dude. Ham, nice dude. Based on what I've seen so far, no lies told. He does it.

This guy doesn't know how to not be a jagger off. I mean, or the life of the party depends on the way you look at it. You see that? He shakes his neck. Yeah! He's pumping up two crowds. We haven't blessed. We're having a great time. Yes! Mission accomplished.

Hell is his only half-knife, Hell's in views! Alright, here we go. How does this only have 9,000 views? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Something going back and be like now what a comic would do there oftentimes when they would put their hand out as if it was holding like the back of their shirt And give it like a pump full and like that's only if there's no stool and sometimes they do fuck that up So just be ready to either do either way. Yeah, because if there's no stool be ready to pivot to just like a complete air like fuck people Know that you got your hand on a lady's back Skin hot up here No, that me. You're bombing Oh No, that me links you bombing Yeah, you know what that means you know for like taking a shirt off a lot Yeah, he's like a part he goes like close and versus shirt off. He doesn't know that plagiarized

He is plagiarizing here. Yeah, I think he took this from Bert's Razzle the Hazel special actually this game. I think Bert took this from him. Oh Yeah, someone take a picture of this when he does it and I let show that, uh, and please show birth that he saw Rob Grunkowski's routine. Please thank you. Thanks. The Empire Crumbles. You heard it here first, everyone. I've turned on Berkru. Lewis turned first. Now I'm turning Berk, you stole everything from Grunkowski. Oh, ladies, don't you wish you. ski. Oh ladies don't you wish you could. Whoa. What's this working comedy? Just not care. You know, people offer you everything when you win in the past.

Back to reading. Yeah, this has a lot of air. Okay, now. Okay, people say a lot to me. What's it like being an NFL athlete and I'll tell you period you Pause for effect Promptor is now it's like right. Oh, it's it's It's being suspended. It's a part by a drone It's actually on it's not a stripper's chest in the third row. Tom Brady's just doing this. He's just lifting cards. It's written across a number of 100 naked hits in the first row.

OK, so wow. Is that your area? Always, I don't know. It's going to be also at Yada, Yada, Yada, Yada, Yada. And what else folks? Well, a lot of pretty lazier notice that I said the super bowl thing. What if he did the thing in the teleprompter but when they did cut it out he's like skip that skip that no no okay. A lot of people say Tom Brady's a heart-and-soul-de-team, but...

Hey, Grant, can we take a picture? Hey, can we take a selfie? Can I get an autograph, please? Nah, I get shit like, hey, Grant, can you fuck my wife? Ain't getting pregnant? I'm like, what? So we can be best buddies forever, man, please, please. I'm like, nah, dude, he's like, okay. Can you just sign our titties, please?

Oh please, I'm like now man. These requests are ridiculous. I stopped going out on those streets. That's crazy These streets are bad. I wrote that one for you I wrote that Hold on there might be a joke. It's true. I'll tell you what we should keep going But I will tell you Bobby I feel you did write a forum because you were watching him because you've you're not keep going but I will tell you Bobby I feel he did write a form because you were watching him because you're not. You want him to be good so bad because you love the pets that I feel your stage mom

finger crossing across your thing is come on. Come on. Stick this land. Big smiles. Big smiles. I would have already written one of his jokes. I catch a bullet from Brady and Aaron Hernandez. Boom.

Hey, now you're thinking like him. Get out of his own, Bobby. I don't need that. Do you hear a clip that and send it to Garon for the next one? Jay's gonna call Dan after the show. Because Bobby, I don't need that in my life. Do not still come in here with the gronk energy. Hey, this week and every, hey dude, this week

and I did a gig up a new ham sure he goes to chicks we're all low for my knob yeah i lost the weight and now they're back she says bob be bob be fucked my wife give her a baby i say your wife's a fat pig but we got a great show i said hey you want to buy me a shot making it was epic well for. Well, for real, it's crazy. Don't bring up, I was like, I'm sorry. No, Tim, Tim said that it was so funny yesterday. It was so fun. He did scanks Monday and I said something about it was epic and Tim goes, he goes, that's

cool. He goes, cool, he's wrong. He goes, when's the like kick in? Wow. You know, that's not me. That's the line. That's the line. Positive. Instantly, instantly, That's the line. Positive.

Instantly, I saw the words leaving my mouth. I said, no, Tim. Please, do. You need to put a chain around your neck and drive it. It's the street sign. You need to pull your own head off for this, too. Jay, just up the dose because of that comment. You piece of shit.

What if you think? You just up the dose. I was just curious about how it worked and I was polished. He up the dose and now he's been shaking and vomiting for two days with you. You cock You con sucker my hands have stopped doing this Groan what do you think wait back up for scene Stop going out on the streets. Stop going out on the streets, sorry. These streets are bad.

Teddy's everywhere. Nice, actually. People off from your crazy shit. Oh, man. From earlier. You know, I had another crazy request one time. Hey, Grant, you know, I know you don't know me that well, but can you please bring me to Tom's mansion?

I'm like, shit, I haven't even been there. It's been seven years since I've known that guy. Seven years. Without me, he would have zero super bowl rings. I don't know how that's possible. I didn't know him after his first three, but he would have zero. Tom, what the fuck do you live anyways?

I'm coming over, man. I'm coming over. Oh, God. That seems like a personal thing that they shouldn't be handling and public like that. Aside from that, dude, this is airtight. Yeah, Tom, why have I never seen your house seriously? I hate when comics bring shit up when they bring up famous people they know. What was it, Macyo?

It was, I was bringing up, to tell the story. I went golfing, me and you know, Jay Moore. And Jay Moore was in the room and he goes, I've never seen him outside of this room right here I mean just add them to his story that would be funny for J more to lie about though I mean yeah, yeah, he had like a new and T time. We like a 12 30 Together, yeah, they should have handled that off the air to be honest this this part. I'm not into now Turni laundry now. It's like come on man. Don't you want to do try to keep it on the air, to be honest. This part, I'm not into it. Now it's Dirty Laundry. Now it's like, come on man. Dirty Laundry dude, try to keep it on the level.

It's supposed to be your homie. Yeah, but it finishes good. Yo, Tom, I need some avocado ice cream too, please. So you didn't wait. So Walnut's a side-sad thing. I've made a fool of myself again. Yes. Maybe I can play until I'm 40 like you.

Say, nice day. Oh man. Right? Oh man, dude. That was it till I'm 40 like you say nice day. Oh, man, right? That was good. I like that. I think he's probably getting ready to invite him at that point. He's like Tom Bray a lot of think guys probably think is pansexual, but I tell you something regular guy regular old guy Oh, man You know what posit I know we got to take a break. Let's take a break. I'll come back with more ground cut. The set is legendary. Airtight, dude.

Yeah, absolutely. We're hanging out with Tim Butterly, everybody. Field trip and dad meet podcast. And he's going to be in the Philly Comedy Festival September 3rd. You can get tickets at phlcomedyfestivalphlcomedyfestival.com. Check it out. It's going to be a blast, man. Go, nerds. Big J's going to be playing at the he's doing the skanks tour right? Skanks tour. There tomorrow night tomorrow night we're

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