The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Right in the Marbles (feat. Justin Silver)

Episode Date: May 5, 2022

The guys are remote as Dan is stuck in Canada after testing positive for Covid at the airport coming home. Justin Silver joins the show and Jay tells the gang about his encounter with a woman of the night in Los Angeles. Stream "The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder" for 3 months free on the SiruisXM app! Offer Details Apply: www.SiriusXM.com/BonfireFollow us on all social media @TheBonfireXM@DanSoder www.DanSoder.com@BigJayOakerson www.BigJayOakerson.com

And now back to the bonfire with big J. O'Coursen and Dan Soder. Well, first of all, let me say, political prisoner. Yeah. It's a comedian. My work husband, Dan Soder is on the show. I was on the Stoney Sobes, AKA Canadian Edward Snowden, AKA the maple syrup king. You got to go, uh, what you got? You, uh, you are you gonna go full Canadian accent out. Hey bud. Oh, hey guys Yeah, you know just hanging out hanging out up here, you know just fucking looking out of field and hanging and thinking

Tell me what's the gravy-friess situation up there Dan talked to me. Oh, bud. You got boots on the grounds Oh, guy. it is thick. I don't know what Canadians think about there. They love a thick old brown gravy though. I try to get a one. They put brown gravy on their Chinese food. You know, y'all got every day. Every day.

They can't. They chill out on the brown gravy. They can't. That's plenty with the brown gravy. I know. You know, they also on their Chinese food are peanut butter. So their peanut sauce is peanut butter.

Yeah. So I got, I've gotten dumplings just in a, it looks like someone smushed dumplings into a jar of peanut butter inside of like one of those two containers. Yeah, it was so gross. Oh, man. They, I should, I should also just, because I've seen enough people on Twitter and Instagram that legitimately think I'm a political prisoner of Canada. You know, it's, it's the United States that won't let me back in.

It's not Canada. Canada is being very close. Yeah, Canada would love to get you the fuck out of there. You have COVID. Yeah, United States will not let me fly in until I test negative. And I feel like shit. So I was, and then you have to wait. I was going to lie and say I had COVID to not go away this weekend.

That was all my plan completely. And then I was just like, there's nothing that's alive for. It's a pain. I can't get it up there and not be able to come back for two weeks. It's like a fucking impossible thing. No way. Yeah.

Well, I'm kind of looking at that situation right now. No, no, no, I know, but I'm saying like we couldn't like have the show would be fucked for weeks. You know, I mean, it could really mess things up. So getting stuck was a real slap in the face of like, Oh, there's still policies in place. Like this is still going on. Yeah. Oh, it was a real kick in the dick, but oh, yeah, bud. Hey, guy, I took it right in the Marbles, you know, right? White and right, Victoria's crystal. You know, right in the marbles. All right, the marbles guy. Um, it sucks.

I mean, I thought I had a head cold, but then when I tested positive, I was like, shit. And you don't watch O's arc, do you? I got into it last night. The new season. No, I'm using one dude from the joke. Oh, buddy, then you will rip through because it's completely done now. And black. That's why. And black loose as the ending is fucking fire. I've heard mixed reviews.

Because someone told me that the ending is not going to make me happy. I don't listen to mixed reviews. I just do one list of reviews. Black people. That's why I go with black. I like a lot of great mixed reviews are not my thing dude. I like a mixed review. I like a little Asian a little black. I get one race for each kind of film. I'll go strictly polox on certain art films. I'm trying to go with a movie I would ask Polish people about a summer movie of suffering. Just people in thick wool coats suffering. It was very Polish. How is it a bread line?

Justin, why did you say J was being a grumpy pants today? The equipment wasn't working. He was upset reasonably. I'm on the motu right now. The codec I can't hear anybody codec. Codec shut out. Huh? Codec shut out.

Codec shut out. Dan's like political prisoner. This is my evidence. I'm in Canada. It's a 10 Hortons. Uh, I think I'm trying to see. It old. Kimmy Hortons.

Maybe I may have figured something just out. I did. Did you plug the headphones in and did you try that? I did plug the headphones in. Oh, yeah, that's the other thing too. We kept the headphones were plugged in. Nothing's coming through the headphones. Of course, Deans decided to try to fix that was to just unplug them and plug them in three or four times over and over again, which clearly wasn't the problem. What had been my saw? And then we go and then DJ Liu goes, did you try and plug it

them into the codec the headphones That's how the show opens and I was like oh you you fun goal I missed these online shows because I miss watching DJ Loo rip a butt DJ Loo got naked again, buddy. You missed that took a shirt off again. You should have again No, we're actually hairless and he is because he was struck by lightning as a child. Oh my God. A new will could communicate by stopping on the ground.

Oh, totally. What? No eyebrows. Um, no, he does. He has no body hair for some reason. Why did he take a shirt off? I don't know why. Justin suggested. Suggestion.

Can I say why? Yeah. And there was a spill by my, in my apartment to Anne. And it happens time for the day to go down. And I have a broken leg and the paper towels all the way over there. Loose go get there. Loose go get there. Oh, I wanted to tell you guys something happened out in LA

this weekend. I went outside to smoke a cigarette at one point and this lady who I was going at one point to give a little talking to because she just seemed like a drunk lady hanging out in the car port of the hotel. You know, the car port, like the valet area and everything. Sure.

And she was hanging out there being kind of loud and then she goes, she goes, hey, she may be just a white boy, but it was something that was like, hey, with the blondie, flappy, mohawkie hair, whatever. Like, she was kind of like shitty. And then she comes over and she asks for a cigarette. And she's getting closer.

I'm like, I gotta give her a cigarette because like this must be engaged for sure. She's wearing like a skirt and a thing. She's chubby-ish, but she's a little older, big, crazy boob. You know what I mean? And Hispanic is all hell. There's a question I had yeah, and she goes I gave her the cigarette and she goes I need to smoke she was I don't even like to smoke that much, but she was I was just helping out this

I was just helping out talking to this little Asian girl out here 20 years old. She had perfect skin She out here on meth and I, and my thing is to help people, and I got to help people at the time. She just falls the pieces on the thing, and I'm like, yeah, I gotta see where this is gonna go. And then I'm like, I just kept smoking cigarettes and like getting more, she got two kids. She don't see them, those prize prize.

Her first baby's kid was at the Pimp. The second was a nurse because she was going to try to go right, but then the nurse fucking just dumped her ass one day at a nowhere. So I believe, from my understanding, she was in that car port, working the dub hotel. I think she was looking for a, a John ski. Really? I think so. Yeah.

But she was, uh, she was she was great she goes and then of course like why are you in town so like for the Netflix festival she was oh you were comedian she goes I need somebody to tell my stories to so they can make it funny I go oh I go I go I go I got the stories you try comedy she goes no no no I got the stories you got the voice She was pitching me to tell her hooker story. I guess from my perspective. Here, I would kill you. The first time my uncle put his hands on me.

You didn't jump on this idea? I did not. No, I didn't have time for a wedding. I always asked. I would kill to see the big J.O.K.C. and one woman show Lady of the Night. Oh my God, that would be great. And you come out and fish.

You come out. There's just an empty, there's just a door of a car that rolls up. And then you go through it and you go, Hey, baby. This is my story. A 14 year old. No one likes to be a 14 year old should know what it's like to be penetrated. Every time I smell a plantinous, I think of my uncle wanting to rape me. And I, yeah, yeah, I will I tell you he would know gentle.

Yeah, but Jay, the accent is offensive. It's not my story because I'm telling this through the eyes of a woman. I am here in the car porter, the W hotel and I'll tell you something. I'm back on the job. I am here in the carporter the W Hotel and I'll tell you something. I'm back on the job. I am working again Should have been like why don't you throw me a half and a half and I'll see if I can turn your stories in the comedy goals I was like to guys who pay you ever like eat your pussy and she goes no. I don't like that She goes to eat your pussy and dirty He goes, you're pussying dirty. It's like,

what the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? That's gross. I don't put a mustache inside in my mouth. She'll, it'd be feeling good for like a second.

And then it gets all like dirty. You know it's dirty. And I was like, and she sucks ass. I bet she sucks her jaw and asses. Oh, I don't think she draws many lines I'd say because she goes, I was working from 17 to 27. And then I didn't do it for the last 12 years

or 11 years, and now I'm back. Let me tell you, hookin' from 17 to 27, those are running back years. You're taking some hard shots. You're not now. She's back Yeah, but the thing is she told the story though. Okay, you said you're always like where is this Where's the beginning of this going fucking haywire? I don't know if it's the beginning, but she was like when I was 17 at a party Like I I wanted to suck this guy's dick. So I sucked it and everybody what they say They told me that this guy can never come they pulled the old Mike you'll eat anything. Yeah, move on her They were like I think because she's telling the story like it's funny when she's telling it from like the brazen

She's like I'll show these fucking corny ass dudes. Yeah, that I can make this guy come but the guys tell the story to go This dummy sat there and we were like oh Stevie's never come before no one can ever make him come She goes I'll stop that shit make him come and she goes and don't you know I made him come like in two minutes It took nothing. It's like you almost want to go hey sweetheart. I think Stevie was always able to come I oh Okay, you know what now it's fine. Yeah, you were the one who did it. You got Stevie all right. Yeah She doesn't know she also won the award for easily, most easily pimped.

Yeah, I mean. She's like, oh, I don't know. I was giving my money because he's my, he cares about me. I was surprised though, hearing like her, like she sounded like reasonable. Does that make sense? Like for someone who has unreasonable circumstances.

No, and by the way, Jenny, I disagree. She's, yeah, none of this story is made or some reasonable Start crying she started crying about another homeless woman. Dan. You know you missed earlier in the show As Farah Abraham has a video out now. She took of her laying two foot of shit out of her ass straight through Great Straight through it's a impressive log Jacob at least acknowledge that though that it's an impreat. Forget everything else. What can't she do? It doesn't break. I mean the quadruple

threat at this point. It didn't make a good move on command. Got it. Got a fibrous shits for sure. Justin called that and he's right. I do feel like that is a thing. Like I said it before the break, just then, but I feel like this is becoming like a trend. And you shouldn't, on like over the years. I feel like some women are saying, I'm such a funny lady, my girlfriend's

think I'm hysterical and I'm gonna open air duty now. I don't think they, I don't think they, I don't think they think it's funny. Jay, I don't think it's, I don't think it's there. That's not their motivation. Jacob, I don't think you're sitting around with a pictures like Grilla. You're so silly when you're drunk. You want to see me shittled over the couch? Wait, tell the family. Tell it to it to Amber her. She did it. She said I've done it.

And there was a court case about it. Jacob said, but this, I promise you. She thought she was being funny. Most girls that are taking shit on camera aren't doing it for humor. It's because somebody wants to watch them shit. Linda, so sassy, she'd die real all over the floor. Oh my God, do not get Brenda drunk at your bachelor party.

She was at my bachelor party. Took three full fucking piles on the ground. I just sprayed the ball. I sprayed the ball. I stuck my arm. I stuck my arm in it like it was Jurassic Park to see if she was sick. The check if there was a homing device in there.

So sassy. You're not going to find a good man doing that. You're gonna find, yeah, you're gonna find trash. You know I'm gonna find a good man in what she's doing there. She's not gonna, look, she's not looking for a good man in that world. She's trying to sell, she's trying to sell shit videos.

I'm saying for women in general, if they're listening, don't you get it? I'm gonna get it. I know there's seven of us talking at once. So can I ask, why did she do this video? I ask why not. No, she did. I think it's going to only fancy thing, I believe.

Christine, give Dan a little peek, please. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, buddy, it doesn't break, Dan. You're going to be impressed with the lack of break for a guy. Dan, you like scared humor. You love it fart season all that stuff very funny pretty crazy there's a difference I also like pro wrestling but I don't like watching people get their heads kicked in yeah you do I know oh my god you turn this gross big down a little bit Christy she looks like she really does

look like fucking With the Joker like she's the most ever she's another her face. Oh my god Dan don't pay attention to the first nugget. That's just gonna hit the floor. Okay, of course that quirks out, but now That's a nice long pour. There's a foot. There's a second foot There's another half a foot. I mean, it was damn. Yeah? Yeah? Impressive.

Yeah, I didn't make that. Also the fact you never saw it's going, ooh, yucky, ookey, oonk. This one was gonna ask me. Can you talk while shit's falling out of your ass? Yeah, I have to talk like this. I've talked like this. So anyways,

and then then then then then then then then then then then it's like a little macho man. That's what I'm gonna take a shit, I'm gonna try to talk like this. I've talked like this. So anyways, and then then then then then then going, it's like a little macho man. That's what I'm gonna take a shit. I'm gonna try to go like, oh, wow. Oh, it's coming out of my little poopy hole. What a sticky little turd. Oh, I'm making.

It was sexy, dude. Can that point something out, not to knock her talent anyway, that I didn't notice the first time we watched this is There I say blood Oh, mix in with that. What did you not see? The Auburn the Auburn sort of Auburn very marble. Whoa eagle. That's what I say the Auburn tag

War Eagle that's what I say the all-boon tag All-burnt All-burnt is not the right color what you're saying, but I think she says a dark ass. Hold, dude. That's just the world I'm saying it was like a marble. It was like a it was like a reddish marble to it She's just desperate for money, huh? Because like you know, no, she's right. What's it look up her? Neck will you know it's always bullshit, but what's they say her network is because you always know someone and that we know it's always bullshit, but what they say her network is because you always know someone is down on their luck when they announce a stand-up career,

and then a week later, put out a video of them pooping. I mean, that is a one. I'll be honest with you. So far, she's one for one on hilarious videos, more than TI. TI over Tudo. Yeah, if this was one of those races at the carnival

where you spray water and they go faster, she's at a TI. If this girl turn, if she just got walked out naked on the stage at a Barclay Center, turned around spread her butt and ripped the shit on the stage, she would have got a better reaction to the T.I. God. Yeah. And then when she was done done she'd be like you guys made me New York. So I love you and the king cuz of you I'm the king cuz you so anyway Maybe want to be better. Well goddamn Understand what is her next job? After this eating the poop

The door and anything else after this she can continue to do porn I don't think she's doing this to like pay her way through dentist school Yeah, dude, it would be bad, but she's gonna be so just fine things to like and she's and she'll marry money also She's like she looks ridiculous, but there's an old man who doesn't care That is she has nice body and likes to get shit in front of I guess that is just has nice body and likes to get shit in front of I guess. Jacob, you're, you can, I'll just start. Abraham, well, you take my hand in marriage. Do you, do you think after like, uh, what did she poop on?

Do you think it was a newspaper? Her kid. Yeah. It's like, it goes anyway, guys, subscribe to my top tier membership. If you want to see me, the, the do do's hit the babies. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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because she wouldn't send them off to school because I'll tell you what, it's a next step level above getting gang banged on camera is releasing a fucking fat shit on camera. With stethoscores? Yeah, what's lower? Ooh, oogi. I think what's lower, I think taking a shit. What's lower?

I think taking a shit on video is a public, not video, but like a video for the world is far more damning somehow because no one's right, it's new. That's a new thing. Poor stars have had kids in schools and shit and dealing with that for years and years. That was my question. What? That's my question. What?

That's my question. What's below, like, what is lower than where she's at? Killing an actress or, oh, yeah, you're murdering someone on camera or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Snuff, snuff films, Justin. Yeah. I think below me.

No, no, no. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're right. Beastie. Beastie. Yeah. Beastie. Because honestly,

or honestly, she can get into some darker shit play like two girls, one cups sort of shit. Play. Yeah, but you're still in this area, but her just blowing around. You're on a German shepherd. Yeah. Yeah. That's bad guys. Remember teen mom. Yeah. Hey guys, I got this malem. Remember teen mom. Yeah. Hey guys, I got this malem. I got this new finlanda in a blow. I don't know if it's more disturbing about someone blowing a dog or then except for blowing a dog and putting too much again verbalization.

It's like, oh yeah, well, dogs like. Yeah, yeah, you like me looking around it. Yeah, it's so weird when Dan does that. It's so weird, dude You miss suck your doggy dangling You're gonna miss a cute doggy dangling. You like that? He's gonna be a good boy. It's a good baby like you. You really can picture a dog making that exact face. Yeah, Dan does a purpose.

So real. So real. How do you feel Jacob? He's so real. He makes mortal faces back at her. So real. How do you feel Jacob? It's so real. It just makes mortal faces back at it. Is anyone famous? Is anyone famous?

Ever been accused of be a bit accused of B.C. outie. Didn't yeah, Richard gear Richard gears of the yeah, that's the fake thing everyone says. That's B.C. outie dog. Yeah, it's all fucking sorry. We have a little different a little different definition up here in the great white north. It's called If you're with an animal that's BSTL there, bud. Well, no, there's the what you call it. There's Linda Lovelace

They always said but that was they said they said a gunpoint Wait, what they say she did when the Lovelace was apparently held at gunpoint like fuck a dog for porn in the 70s or whatever, but Besides that I've never heard of some is it the acu the Richard gear You know in my town again. It was it was newsman Jerry Pentecholi They said had a gerbil up his ass in my high school in my middle school. It was Mikey Davis had it licked off his balls No, it was had the peanut butter. Yeah That's basically I will tell you this though the way that Dawkins I mean tongue fucked my hand when I had a little bit of salt on it once Let's me believe that I could get a fucking I could get sucked off by Dawkins in a heart

It's like that. Yeah, 100% and that wouldn't be gay. Just so you guys know, yeah, it wouldn't. Oh, Eric. It was a popular famous people. You should be shocked to learn with total perverts. Okay. I don't know. We don't know.

So you can move on from that. Yeah. It's mixed in. Yeah. With pedophilia. Uh, Lewis Carol, the chopper, when I asked me, yeah, it's Allison Wonderland guy in the child porn. Also, uh, what's your call? Marry

Lemant was going to make a movie about him. Mm hmm. Percy Grainger, I don't know who that is. Wait a second, the writer of Allison Wonderland. That would be that would be drawings. No, you say drawing. Did you say drawings? Yeah, we're just driving from drawing. Drawing. Drawing.

Was that the first queen's acting you've ever had in your life? Drawing. Drawing. Drawing. Drawing. Yeah, we're all a sketchy. Drawing. Yeah, the scissors and do my job.

I want to cut out my drawing. But draw, Dustin, what was it like being a child working in a factory? When I was doing my drawings and pressing the machines. Everyone said I was a fag for my art. Back when I went to the first great wall, I would send my girl my drawings. I would send the drawings of my body. I'm going back to that list. I'm curious.

Charlie Chaplin, child pornography. Boy, Charlie Chaplin was also a pedophile. Yeah, I guess they glazed over that. Yeah, Doug. It's Chuck Barry. Chuck Barry. Chuck Barry's gonna be one. He married. He married.

He's part of the big three. Everyone knows Charlie Chaplin's part of the big three. He goes chapter. Charlie Elvis. Charlie Lewis. Charlie Lewis. John F. Kennedy, nude swim parties and lots of affairs. That's not why we have a shot.

That's the end of it. Shot the playboy. What fucking dumb website is this? Elvis Presley. Ibano Feele, you dumb website is this Elvis Presley? Ibano feel you what is that black people? He is also a pitiful What is that? What's he bono file? openly married is that where I think they're made like a

There's a difference between like people that like children and people that like like 14 year olds. Yeah Yeah, okay, I guess yeah, it's one of those technicalities things Yeah, if anyone's correcting you calling them a pedophile tell you if they're any bonafile it just call the cops anyway You're splitting hairs way below the line. I'm actually bonafile. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever's waiting here Just don't go anywhere, please. Uh, the girl was actually 14. I'm in a T-Rex Pateristry. What does that mean? Does that mean child pastries?

Sounds like everything they're accusing them of doing is something that you a word you would use to try to get out of it. Yeah, I'm in poor to try to get out of it. Yeah. I'm involved in a parodabacity. I'm in the parasailing. Paterastry. Whoa, can you look at that? It's a paterast. This is Lawrence of Arabia. Oh, that's what paterast comes from.

No results found. Well, it's the one we're looking for. The word doesn't exist. You know what it is? He's from a different time so these words don't use anymore What's the one for people that like? People who have down syndrome or people that are evolving a man and a boy or a youth What is What's Nambler?

No, I know what Nambler is yeah, man boy love it. I love his man boy love association Get out of here chicks Just me thought it was bad enough. It was guys trying to fuck kids now. It's now it's the exclude women How dare you? Steph's got fish on foot fetish. I think we've gone through foot fetish. I just don't get it. And I know DJ Liu has one for sure. Now you know, like feet low, that would be my guess. Black will you love feet, right? Not at all.

Nope. I love. I love him, Jesus. Really? Yeah, I mean, I like sucking on a girl's feet. Yeah. No. I don't like to, I don't like to like. Oh, I'm chit-a-doug. Yeah, I don't like to fuck with her.

But I mean, sucking toes, you know. Yeah. Sucking feet sounds like a different thing you're doing. Sounds like a 1920s insult. You got to unhinder your jaw and then it goes, all right, I'm going to work my cheeks open. And then I want to eat and just kick it right in there. Yeah, get around that, get around that, get around your neck and that.

Yeah, man. Get in there. Ah, like a, like a, like a, get the heel in one cheek and the toes in the other. Oscar Wilde, yeah, these aren't surprised. I like to say famous people and it's like every picture I'd be taken with an exploding light bulb. Yeah, like, and then it just sit there for 30 minutes.

Yeah, all these, all these photos were someone under a sheet. Exactly. Lord Bar, this guy's the painting of, there's not even a picture of this guy. Yeah, this adding here. This is the sucks dick. This is like the era, this is the aristocracy. This is the other was like their thing. These things were all born, these things were all born. When they happened.

Yeah, like bring me a boy to feed me grapes and lick my paint. Yeah, they were funnier than that. Yeah, that's it, yeah. Yeah, they thought cigarettes made you stronger. Yeah, they don't care. They're gonna roll smoky cigarettes, you'll be bulletproof. Oh, well of course, you'll feel young and vital and just have sex with a small boy.

You'll get all their child like wander through the tippy of penis. Make it pretty good, what a big. I don't want to my face when people that used to think that cigarette smoked out the toxins in your body. That's fun. You know, it's funny. It's letting Dave Temple. We've had on the show before.

Very funny comedian. Love it. He got this. I've been thinking about getting these things that Ralph has. Ralph Sutton has their compression. There's the things that Wendy Williams uses also. Like those boots that go up to your thighs basically. And they have thigh boots. And they, uh, no, they get a breath sexy.

They for your one woman show. They can't wait for Jay to, I can't wait for Jay to meet Christina, the door with his thigh high boots and a thick fluffy sweater on and nothing. Hi, I got locked out of my place. Would you mind hanging here and shower? Humphie, but also. He's like, good. I was gonna make a shit video for Reddit. Man, one long, one long. Yeah. Oh, these cannot look comfortable, dude. What are you trying to get moon boots? What's up,

don't know are these? You know, it's funny. You guys have gone on a five minute tangent now before I've said anything They're compressed here. It's not these I don't think No, these will be the cast on my leg these things. This is like no it is something like that for sure The ones Ralph has are different, but they just they squeeze your legs and compression like a blood pressure cuff basically Like a young boy and it's supposed to make you But like when Dave Temple described what it did I'm like could the inside of the body be that like bad it was like yeah because it squeezes like you know it gets like the

toxins like out of your blood with the squeaking they have a setting that like squeezes it like almost like a tube of toothpaste like your leg it says where it's like starts the bottom it keeps squeezing up and goes and then it releases all that you know that blood and the toxins out into the, I guess you're above your thighs. Oh, you piss it out. Here's me, you piss it out. I'm like, is that how the body works? Now you're squeezing all the piss out of my feet and legs. We're not a wet rag. It's like, it's like you're getting wrong out. Seems like it's been working great for Wendy, Jay.

You should get those. No, but they haven't worked out great for Ralph, who's done like several half marathons now and has never been hurt at 50-something years old. Yeah, it's also all the young pussy he gets. Yeah. The young Russian vampire pussy. Yeah. Cardio stays up when you got to chase young pussy around the room trying to figure out

that the front door is an elevator. Well, a lot of people don't know as I trained for my half-marathons doing Benny Hill runs through hall. I've messed with the other of going into one door and somehow being in a different room. And then somehow we're both being chased by the police. We're going to take you to the re-game. Until eventually I bang into myself in the middle and we fall and get up and shake our then somehow we're both being chased by the police. Until eventually I bang into myself in the middle and we fall and get up and shake our heads and go to different doors again.

And then we have a commercial sponsor. Why do you want these? Why, I just want to get all the piss out of my feet. That's for sure. That sounds like an old British term where it's like, ah, I'm just gonna get piss out of my feet. Oh, I'm gonna get a piss out of my feet. That's for sure. That sounds like an old British term where it's like, oh, I'm just gonna get piss out my feet. Oh boy, get on it. Get the piss out my feet. I wonder if it'll make you poop too. I want to be squeezed up and like have things just come out of me. That'd be great. Like old toys for when you were a kid just in film me. I'm fair Abraham

Now you can see the shit they rolled out of I'll never I'll never not watch soft serve come out at a McDonald's my life in a go We start the thing now where if anyone that listens to the show or we are getting soft serve, you have to make the fairer Abraham noise while you're doing it. Oh yeah. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh. You better hope there's a lot of people online when you do that because you've got like 24 hours between reps on that one Farrow Oh, dude, I bet I bet I wonder if she's trying to run it back and only gotten far since and dingals out Yeah, I wasn't good like it wasn't a good sash. Yeah, I assume the one that made it out was jamming on that one Yeah, no, that was definitely her leds up in four would be my guess.

I wonder, I wonder like actually, Jay, I would disagree and say that was her eruption. Yeah. Yeah. How much eruption could you play while that shit's coming out of her butt you think it comes out for so long? Do you guys time up a eruption and figure it out? Boy here. You know the best is you know she's got people that work for her like she's got it She's probably got like a producer and editor handles her handles her shit There had to be other takes and they had to be like a little bit of a disgust about it

It's a fairie man not that one not that one fairie man calm with the apartment guy direct to you guys I'm looking for poop. She's okay. Oh, please Like this had to be the best take and the way this is the beginning with no sound go back is the whole video's her eruption God she is Her body is fucking fantastic. Yeah, I mean we're playing it might don't know maybe he's losing playing it any of you would fucking know it's close you know right now is that she has to take a massive dump while you're looking at the beginning of that like what we did is in her you know what because

you'd fuck her just looking like that not, not even knowing you're going to go, I'm going to put a finger in this girl's butt. Ooh, ooh, there's something in there. Hey, there's something in there. But you wouldn't think you wouldn't think we're going to be like, oh, the girl's sexy. And then the whole time she's like, I got a fucking girl. Yeah, if I did shit, like, I would have thrown it up. I would have thrown it up. Yeah would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up.

I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. She is whatever that pile is lighter. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. I would throw it up. You've been listening to Sirius XM's bonfire! New episodes every Tuesday through Friday mornings and full shows, always on Sirius XM!