The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Ring, House, or Car?

Episode Date: October 6, 2023

Caller Topic: What part of the body do you value the most? Other topics: Rick Flair on Kill Tony and Pete Davidson's new conquest.

I'm Bobby Kelly and it's Big J. O'Coursen. We're actually a full radio show on Series XM, not just a podcast. For full episodes of the Bonfire, you can listen on the Series XM app. Go to seriesexm.com slash Bonfire for a special offer. And now the Bonfire with Big J. O'Coursen and Robert Kelly. Slow here, show me so much love. Love. Yo, coach. Yo, bud. And then yo, fly a beat to it.

Check the busset open dude. Yeah, get down on it. You guys line up, I'm gonna hopry all your fucking titties. I said open dude. Ugh. Ugh. Yeah, get down on it. Yeah. Good guys, line up. I'm gonna hop breathe in all your fucking titties. I feel dirty because... Looted do it.

I feel good that I didn't do it. I know, that makes me feel bad. No, I thought we were all wrong. That's not true, Luke. It's too intimate. Why? I don't know. It's just crossed this line and I'm not gonna look at you the same.

What do you think now? I'm gay because I hop breathe on my friend's not true. It's too intimate. Why why I don't know it's just crosses the line I'm not gonna look at you the same. What do you think now? I'm gay because I hot breathe on my friends nipples my good friends What do you think I'm gay because I let my friend hot breath on my nipples? Someone might be Wow Wow, okay, I don't know who all right whatever dude Says the guy with a case on fire. I like yeah, you're the only one that said you got it Follow guys back to their room for alcohol. I'm sitting here in a sexual relationship with a woman hot breathing on my friends nipples So what no you're gay get away from me. Oh try it. It's it feels good Yeah Try here. We go. All right lose walking over

Keep the music on logistically. How do I do that? Hey, try it. Here we go. All right, lose walking over. Keep the music on logistically. How do I do that? Just take your headphones off, walk over to Jay and he'll take care of the rest. Present your nip, but I'm gonna hot breathe on it. All right, we got Lou walking over. This is great. Lou's walking over. So excited for this. He's walking over. Jacob wants a second dose. Jacob wants to go back with him. I you come to you I'll come to you No, no, no, no, you have to hear you. I'll come over there. I'll come over to you We just say here we go lose walking over Big J's in the sea. I do my gay shit. Come here. Just say right there. We're no one's gonna stare. We're just gonna look all right bring it up Come here just say right there. We're no one's gonna stare. We're just gonna look all right bring it up

J's hot breathing on I mean it's changing college His tits like a mood ring It's good right you liked it. Look why is your neck red why you blotchy why you blotchy Luai blotchy Lui bludgy, I'm fucking violated by you bludgy man Still hot to this moment If you're good, I laid the smack on it You gave him a better one than you gave us I really want he came over I really wanted to give him a good show Stop stop stop feel it right now I know everyone says I feel really good. It's going to cool down? You're right, it is hot.

Say it again. That's inside you. Yeah. Oh, man. Dude, that heat's going to stay with you for a little bit. I don't enjoy nipple play. Me either. I agree with you.

I don't enjoy it either. But I don't mind breathing on my friends nipples. We're bringing some great joy. See how easily I get duped into things. Yeah. That's like ended up on Fire Island. I'll tell you what, I wind up in a guy's apartment. We should go to some of these calls. We got some calls hanging in there It's gonna Craig Craig Craig is team soccer plus night. What is it?

Craig is team soccer plus. I don't understand like The In fact, you're with I mean titties is just a precursor to the plus. Thank you. So you have plus, but tits? I mean, so lips plus, and then plus from behind, they'll reach around, plus from the back, and back to the lips, and then when the titties become available, you get to the titties.

This is a whole different game he created. That was a different game That was a that's a guy's going he's already sucked their ass over shirts that off yet. Yeah, this guy's going to push it Butt-fuck-tit-fuck push it. It's great. It's the party dude. We're very sure it on. I don't care I'm shoving my cock in your mouth and I'm skipping over your torso. I'm gonna work your ass and pussy over I like Greg. How many of you pussy asses, your mouse available, I'll lick the side of it. And if one of your fucking dumb tits falls out of the shirt, I'll slap it, I guess.

Oh my god. All right. Greg, part of it. Well, there you go. We got one, we got one, we got one, we got one, first. We got one, one, one, that's one for me. One in one. Puss. Thanks, next. That's one for me. One in one. Push.

Thanks, Greg. Who's next? One for this guy. Jay, who's next? Uh, how about Huddy? Huddy. Good name. Huddy.

Huddy. Hey, what's going on, guys? Hey, how do you run with the bonfire? Yeah, come over to the bonfire. Put your, uh, good cheese on a stick and melt it a little bit. Put it on a cracker. Ooh, a lot of fancy.

Welcome to the bonfire Get yourself a cabin or something if you need a little shelter by the bonfire Welcome to the bonfire buddy welcome to the bonfire. Why don't you kill a squirrel and skin it and put it over the fire and have some protein Welcome to the bonfire make sure you put your Fucking hammock high so it doesn't you don't get eaten by fox Good, honey Ooh, okay now we've had another a whole other order in the mix. That's another that's plus boobs ass You go at you go boobs to ass

If you would ask me five years ago I would have said boobs ass bus, but like the older I get like I kind of I just want to see what your pussy looks like I'm kind of like Jay. Yeah I just want to see what the bus looks like like when I want to get you naked Yeah, I'm gonna look at your boobs, but I'm gonna like kind of like stare at that mouth If you want to watch the show I'm gonna look at your boobs, but I'm gonna like kind of like stare at that mouth If you want to watch the show If thank you. Thank you. If you a honey good call if you Watch the show naked attraction that is now streaming on max

You will see it HBO max HBO max not my son so much more this is streaming right on max streaming on max not my son. So much more, this is streaming right on Max streaming on Max Max. Well, Jay hoppies on his little knuckles. Oh, I'm gonna sultate his little boy nipples. And he goes, he goes, he goes boop boop boop. Boo, boop ass. Boop, boop ass. A lot of character, a lot of character in the pussy.

A lot more than tits, I feel like. Yeah, but there's, there, but there's too much character. No, well, if there's too much character, maybe that's not your thing. You like a little more tucked away character. Well, I don't want, yeah, I don't want way, I don't want too much character. I don't want like a, a Benicio del Toro face down there.

No, but you want like a little character, minoris, and then some character, majoris. I'm more like a Rob Loweace, you know, a little less. But it's funny that he said age. It's an age thing where he's like, you know, because when you, when you're a boob, plus, but you have to have patience. You have patience, you know what I mean? You kind of, you're romantic. Sure. You're romantic. So he's So he's like at the age where it's like,

look, I don't have time, I gotta go to work. Show me the push. Listen, I don't think it's like that. I, I'm a push guy. And if you're, so we're talking about basic like the seeing the things. What's gonna be, see, I understand, I mean, the majority of not almost all the time,

you're gonna see tits before you see pussy. I'm just saying, I'm more excited. If you were like, I'll show you a picture of one thing on my body, I'd say pussy, over tits are ass. I'd rather just see the tits. I'd rather just see the pussy. I like the tits because there's no, you know, when you show the pussy, it's not perfect. if they don't know that it's happening and it

just is a little pimple or a little gulfed it's can't jerk off the tits at all. Yeah. All right. Well, now I can I'm that's a whole different game. That's a whole different thing. But it's what you're into. I can jerk off to I can jerk off to a picture of a girl spreading her pussy. Mm-hmm. I can't jerk off to a girl just showing tits. Let's do it. Let's try to use, let's see how many words we can come up with for pussy other than pussy. Okay, clam. All right, no, just use it as we talk about it. Okay, sure. We can just come up with it so we don't ever say it. We say something else we say.

We say something else we say. So I think if I look at the stink wrinkle, and it's got too much stuff going on, a boob is always a clean boob. It's like an elbow. No, but they could be all fucked up and marked up and... Boob's, you're taking a cut off from a lot of trouble. Fakes like fake boobs, it's so much going on. Sometimes fake boobs don't look good.

Sometimes real boobs look terrible. It's, it's, I've never been let down. Oh, yeah, sorry. I've never been let down by a chick's grip ever in my life. You just call a box grip. Yeah. Yeah. That's the first time I've ever heard that one.

Yeah. Pretty good. All right, let's go to a couple of it. We'll do two more calls. You're two to one, by the way. Is well, that was more in line with my mind was first. Pussy being first is the win there, but it's not exactly mine. That's almost a whole other category.

That's another category, right? So one one. One one one. This guy goes pussy, tits, and then asks. Okay. Not like, uh, my guy, who's my one. This guy goes pussy tits and then ask. Okay, not like was there was a girl? That guy who's my guy before? What was the name of the crack?

No, Craig was the one though that was like, just pussy then right to asshole. And if I if I happen upon a tip, I'll grab it. That's pretty great. We got any girls up there? None, never. Nope. We were number three years ago, we had one.

There was one maybe. There's a lot of girls up there. They listen, but we didn't really give them good choices here. Girls, what do you want to guys? Mouth, cock, or nuts. We really did. We should have gave them Ring, House, or Car. It makes some sense.

Girls, what do you want to suck first? My mouth, my asshole asshole or my ball bag? Really? I just pieces of shit. Sorry ladies. There's no reason to call. What's our lady? Must take Sean in We don't know where they're from Sean O from. Sean O. Hey guys, how you doing? Hey man, welcome to the bonfire. Pull up a chair and get your feet warm. Hey, rope swing in from the lake and hang up by the bonfire and dry yourself up by the bonfire.

Hey, come on over by the fire, the bonfire and make sure there's no spiders on your chair, right? Hey, wipe your stomach. It's wipe that, come off your stomach and your tent and get out here by the bonfire. Sean, go ahead. Hey, my, my order is going to be tips, ass, and then push. Boom. Whoa. That's yours, right? No, buses and lasts for you, Bobby. Well, no, but I would say tits are first.

So if push is for if if if coach is first, because we're not saying the other one, yeah, if, uh, Stomach is first, sure, if, if kooch is first, because we're not saying the other one. Yeah. If, uh, shtomankia is first, then you win. But if boobs is first, I win. So that's, I would say that that's okay. Okay, so it just goes and you win, Tom. It's the first, yeah, I say, that's fair. All right, so I say two to one.

So if it's boobs you, yeah, if it's a chick's bank me. Yes. Yes. If it's boobs, if it's boobs it's me. If it's the hot microphone at you. Okay. Yeah. Great.

I like it. You understand? Yeah. Boops is you. Yeah, yeah, right. Yeah. And then slice is me. Right.

Yeah, if they go boobs first, me. And if they go microse beef. Yes. With cheese and sauce, it's you. And it's over to me. It's over to you. Got you. Got you.

Boobs you. Boobs me. Flanks take this guy. Flanks take this guy. Right. If it's, if it's boobs first, it's me. But if it's a eel roll, it's you. Okay. Got you.

Understood. Yeah. Boobs you. Yep. Dirty garage me. Absolutely. Okay. Right. So, yeah so you got it, right? I totally understand it.

Perfect. If it's a dirty puddle, you boob's me. Yeah, got you. Boob's you on a finished basement this guy. Yeah, it's all right. Let's pick one more. And let's see. Here we go.

This is the final, the winner. You go with Kevin. Kevin. And let's see here we go. This is the final the winner Kevin Kevin welcome to the bonfire pull up a chair and tell us a story I'm happy go lucky women call me lucky. I don't care. I'm care I Okay Okay, oh He's gay he didn't care He's a he's a bag

He's a real bag. He's a real bag. He never had his nipples breathed on heavy. Now he's bagging around heaven. Yeah. Now he's bagging around there. Love you, Kev. Oh, one love, Kev. One love. Well, you think Kevin would have said

what do you think the answer would have been? It would have been boobs. No. Butt. It would have been butt, butt, butt. Ha, ha, ha. I guess it's the thing that goes to pussy names all day long. Yep. We have other things we have to get to this. We do the the there's a couple of things. Well, we know we got Lewis

Boehnerg Flare, which I would like to see. And then also Pete Davidson is finally cracked into the heartbreaking of two people now in the pond fire. He's finally got black low. He's Pete Davidson has been quietly Spin kicking Jacob in the in the butterfly guts for years And then it finally got to me everyone I was seeing with Pete Davidson I'm like this isn't a girl like thinking of myself Do you know, I mean it's like if it like if Ariana Grande, if not Pete Davidson me, or like, something I'm saying, you know what I mean?

I see they're like, they're young. So many of them. The only one that I was like, Dan, that's gotta be awesome. Like really awesome to me, it was Kate Beckinsdale. From the vampire movie, it's not. Yeah, Underworlds. Whew, she's hot.

So hot. And she loves comedy, which is so hot. But all the rest, like Andy McDowell'sal's daughter and everyone's daughter Cindy Crawford's daughter And I'm like, yeah Larry David's daughter. Larry David's daughter Cassie David. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm saying I said Larry David's daughter. Yeah, so what are you getting at? Cheers, I just don't see them like those girls don't strike me as they seem like their kids Do you know I mean so it's like I don't have them. Like those girls don't strike me as they seem like their kids.

You know what I mean? So I don't have like the jealousy of Pete. It's not a girl that I'm like, lusting after. No, he's, the girl she gets, he's getting like, he's getting like, young, way fish like, model chicks. Nothing he goes after has an effect in my world. Yeah, I mean, if he was dating Pat Benatar, I'd be like, oh, that sucks.

Yeah. Cause that's in my wheelhouse. Yeah. If he's fucking Joan Jett. Yeah that's in my wheelhouse. Yeah. If he's fucking Joan Jett. Yeah, Joan Jett wheelhouse. Yeah. Yeah. But now he has moved on to outer bank star.

What's outer banks? It's a Netflix show. Yeah, it's almost like a teen drama. And you watch it? Absolutely. Jesus H. That a little Jacob in me. Okay, and she's super hot Is she been naked or anything ever if you give me favor Jacob and look up a Madeline client fapeting, please? Or nude just the word nude also works Then we'll try fapeting

Okay, okay Turn that blurring off Is it? Nudes? Turn off safe search. It looks like it might be Nudes, Bobby. Oh, guys, it might be Nudes. That's Tony Hinchcliff. I don't see Hinchcliff. Nude. Oh, there you go. Wow. She is. That's boobs. Oh, that's a fapeting right there. That's a leaked only fans. So now you type in is Madeline Klein nude leaked Are you really an expert at this? Yes, I am Bobby. I mean this is crazy. I don't know a lot about a lot Oh, that's not real what that can't be real the bottom one

No, that's for that's fake. That's real. Why would you be nude in front of your clothes and your closet? No, that looks like that could be real. Okay. We're looking at photos right now Just let everybody know at home of what's your name? We're showing each other each other's dicks Alan Klein. Yeah, we're just we're breathing on each other's nipples Showing each other's hogs Checking pieces so nice. Damn. This is really good. This is nice, Jacob. Oh, he has such an aristocratic dick. Put it away before I finish. Uh-huh. Um, we're looking at she is hot for sure.

And that's hot was photos. Nothing crazy, right? No, but she's your, you thought she was your number one celeb chick, then you don't have to worry about Pete Davidson falling into absolutely. We're ending up seeing her. And son of a bitch, he just sees her to party. He walks in. Everyone knows where the dick's been and you wanna be, yeah, you wanna be with it. I mean, these girls, they wanna be part of this.

Yeah. Right? This is, I mean, he walks in and it's like, I'm getting it. I'm gonna be on that train. I'm getting on that list. No, I want, I want my penis. Why, gonna be on that train. I'm getting in that on that list. No, I want I want my penis I know you want to be yeah, you want to be the girl who fucked Kim Kardashian's X Ariana Grande's X because now you feel like he's the taste maker Do you know I mean he's the common link between all these people. It's like John mayor John mayor, whether you think he's like I don't think he's like the he's a good-looking guy for sure

John Mayer, whether you think he's like, I don't think he's like the, he's a good looking guy for sure. Mega talented. Yeah. But I mean, there was no type. Every celebrity girl just fucked John Mayer because you're supposed to fuck John Mayer seem like at a time. I go, he's the guy. And so these girl, the first few that are in a Grande made Pete Davidson right out of the gates like every young celebrity is gonna want to fuck Pete Davidson's like,, I ran a Grande did I Should be seen with this guy. I'm the next one. We get in the tabloids. We're all over the place and these are running through them It's pretty great. Well, you actually you so you're saying that they get famed from fucking him right? So this girl here I've never heard her name before unless you watch that one show That's why black loot thought she was safe

But no one is safe. No one is safer in that monster house. It's that now in mule. I mean, it's crazy That's the ferry that's why it's a ferry or he's gonna she get a tattoo with a ferry on his dick That's why his eyes are black from all the come here. Yeah, he's gonna cut all the white He needs extra white from his face to make come. Ha ha ha. So now he's got, yeah. Look at Jacob circling that ass, dude. He loves her too.

Jacob's a, Jacob's a post butt boobs. Could I tell you something Jacob, make you feel better? Cause you know I'm good at this. Her ass and back me up on this black loop. You did notice what I'm saying. Black me up black loo. Her ass, not that great, not fantastic.

What? What? Now it goes a little low, bottom error. Are you crazy? Nope, it goes a little low on the bottom. I'm telling you, it's not the best shape I've ever seen. I mean, you are, you're mentally ill. No, I'm not mentally ill.

Can you make that big? This is how we deal. Can you make that big? With this girl not fucking us, just gonna say, well, it doesn't matter because her ass isn't great anyway. Jacob, not the photo, you're cock. Can you make that big with this girl not fucking us? Just gonna say well, it doesn't matter because our ass isn't great anyway. Jacob not the photo your cock Can you make that big? Come on black. We look at that straight up and down shoulders to fucking ground, dude

There could be a lot more absolutely thank you. What? Thank you. Look at what he's talking about. That's a heart shaped ass No, I will say that's an 80s ass. You're absolutely right. You know what? I'm an 80s ass fan. I'm from the 80s. That's a perfect butt. Now, on the left there, on the outside of her ass, there could be a little, that could come up a little more.

That line goes low. You see what I mean? It swings down. You're, I think it's spectacular. I have the words spectacular. I'll look at you. Well, then you guys sit here and fauna for her and Pete Davidson's Weiner the rest of your lives. And I'll move on. Yeah. Because I've already told you, I had the words spectacular. I'll look at you. Well, then you guys sit here and phone over her and Pete Davidson's Ween are the rest of your lives.

And I'll move on. Yeah. Because I've already told you, I don't want to fuck this girl because of her fucking weak ass. Ha ha ha ha. That is called coping gang. That's how we cope with things in this family. I tell you why I don't want to fuck her.

Fuck her. You know what, it's funny though, I think you're right about that because when I used to hang out in Hollywood, when I was living there for a couple of years, and people would actually, I'm not gonna name names, but people would actually call the paparazzi and say, hey, we're gonna be on a date tonight. We're gonna be over at the laugh factory,

come and take your photos, and they would pay them thousands of dollars for those photos. So they would come in, we're gonna be there at a certain time, we're getting out of this car, blah, blah, blah, and they would pay them 10 grand. Yeah, how cool we look at a bunch of people

running around us with cameras. And you're in the people magazine and all that shit so it's publicity you're getting paid for it and I didn't even put that together so you think this whole thing is a fucking scam like a business thing that they do with Pete Davidson I don't think it's a sky I think they're a part of Pete Davidson for the bonfire. I would love to I would love Pete Davidson getting fucked by Pete Davidson Cloud We should look Jacob would love Pete Davidson getting fucked by Pete Davidson cloud. We should look Jacob up with Pete Davidson. Come on. Jacob, like Pete Davidson split your ass into. Just go to like a go to like a show with him. Just get some photos. Hey, oh, who needs

photos. You with a bonfire shirt and just holding hands with Pete. It's like some modeling thing. Jacob, Pete fucks you. Just know. Little skin flakes probably from all the girls you like that he fucked are probably in there and inside of you. That's the closest I'm going to get. Yeah, his load. His load carrying the skin cells of all the celebrities past you wish you could fuck. It's just dick. It's just dick.

It's no big deal. Move on. No. But it's I don't think it's an arrangement because if it was a he could probably do an arrangement with somebody More popular than this no, I'm saying on her end. Yes on her end. Oh I'm gonna find me Pete Davidson and date him. It's like okay Absolutely check this out Pete Davis is gonna be here tonight. You should hook up with him because you're gonna get press Do whatever you got to do go to on a date with them, hold his hand, kiss him, whatever. You're going to get so much crazy press by being around this guy. This girl's last 10 boyfriends. I assume don't look much like Pete would be my guess. Do you think they look actor? I don't know. I shouldn't even say I don't know. They might

be like, this Pete's like, Pete's a good looking kid. He's like tall and everything like that. But I'm saying like, I always picture these girls just with a guy, like a Roman, Palombo. I think she was dating like the hunk on the show from what I read. Yeah. Right. Exactly. Pete's dating a, she was dating a conventionally good looking guy. Pete's unconventionally good looking.

Sure. You know, Pete's definitely got a thing. People say Pete's ugly. guy. Pete's unconventionally good looking. Sure. You know, Pete's definitely got a thing. People say Pete's ugly. No, Pete's not ugly. No, no, no. Way better looking than that guy. Well, than the guy on the show they're showing here.

Yeah, but that's a, that's a, a, a TV good looking guy. Pete's not a, Pete's a good looking guy. That's TV good looking. That's CW sexy. I don't know. He looks ridiculous. He looks like a of good looking guy. That's TV good looking. That's CW sexy. I don't know. He looks ridiculous. He looks like a vampire good looking.

I think that was him. Yeah. That dude. Come on. That's a Hollywood good looking man. I can see going from that guy and being like, Pete's gonna be a lot more fun than this guy. I think that was, this almost makes me think

it's more genuine. But it is. It's wearing a hoodie that he spray painted himself. But it is great. I mean, the Kim Kardashian was the thing over the edge that if you, like, fucking Pete Davidson is absolutely a stepping stone to having your name said and things. Absolutely.

And it's kind of sad for him. Oh, absolutely, because Pete also doesn't really want to like go to the movies with newspapers or, you know, people with cameras following him and shit. Well, you laugh at that. I said, and her ex-boyfriend is ridiculous. Yeah, he does, he does, he does, he does,

he's the vampire list that. He doesn't even have fucking jerk off. He's the, he's the, he's the moron. Good God. I thought it was the Andrew Schultz looking one. It's Chase, Chase Stokes. Oh, what a name too. He's wearing, he's wearing a

cranberry valour Double breasted jacket. Jacket alone now you understand why she's with I say and so yeah, I say in so many ways That I couldn't even name them all why Pete is a step up and everything from these last guys though But you know why as soon as Pete hangs out and starts talking, he's a comic. Right. We don't give a fuck. They used to be in around some actor that's like,

hey, do you want to go get tacos tonight? We can, you know, that type of shit. Pete's like, hey, what's up? What's with your weird friend over there? Yeah, what's with that fucking guy with the queer jacket, you know what I mean? Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

He comes in. I'm gonna make it so easy for him. Yeah. Pete's not a bad boy, but he's a Hollywood bad boy. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Which isn't really, it's nothing. Pete's like out there like living the street life, but like in Hollywood, like he's a guy like when he walks in, he doesn't want to be filmed. He's going to be glasses on. You know, he's he's playing the role well. I mean, Pete's famous man. And I think the Kim Kardashian was the one that put him over the top right. That's the one. That's the one. Ariana Grande was huge and then he got bigger than SNL very quickly and ever but Kim Kardashian is like she's one of the most famous people in the universe. Yeah. Like for sure. like his is list like after that like I said now you've been co-signed by The biggest pop star in the world are on a grandad at that time you know or Taylor Swift against this arguable

but already on a grandad at the time she was going on huge and And then Kim Kardashian who's just never not been Insanely famous and who's next I mean, you got to go downhill from that, right? I'm like, they have the in between Carlyac Walino. Here we go. Carlyac Walino, Cassie Dave, that's Larry Dave's daughter. Okay. She's all right. Arianna Grande. She's cute, small. She's super cute. She's cute, but she's almost too adorable. It's like, K-Fack is gorgeous. My Kate's nuts, but didn't she date other comics too? Yeah. MattFack is the gorgeous. Matt Kates, not. But didn't she date other comics, too? Yeah.

Matt Rife. Oh, yeah. Matt Rife, Jesus Christ. And then that's Andy McDowell's daughter. Margaret. Qualie. Yeah, she's kind of classy. Yeah.

She's kind of sophisticated. She showed her pussy here in that once by the time in Hollywood movie. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Who, which one was that? She was the one that once by the time in Hollywood movie. Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, which one was that? She was the one that got in the car and took Brad Pitt to the ranch, mansion ranch.

She didn't show her, well no ideas, she opened her legs and you can see like her beave coming out of her. She didn't see her show in Marshmallow muffin, didn't that? Oh no, she didn't. No. I'm sorry, I thought she did. No, she showed her dirty feet, her disgusting dirty feet. Oh yeah, her disgusting dirty feet. No, she showed her dirty feet. Oh. Her disgusting dirty feet. Oh, yeah, her disgusting dirty feet.

No, Jacob, go back to her. She never shows it. It's disgusting dirty feet if you remember that movie. It made me almost stop watching the movie. What's that? It puts feet in every movie. But these, her is what fucking yellow and disgusting. Which is dirty, hippie chick in the movie.

Ugh. Well, Pete was sucking him. Yeah. Kai Gerber. She's all right. Now we go on to that's a girl from like Bridger 10 yet on a Netflix I mean he looks like he loves all these girls too. There she is then he's having a ball. Wow

Kim Kardashian I forgot this one and we wrote a kowski for a minute. Wow What what she smoke where she from smoke, where is she from? Now, you know she is. I don't. And Roder, she was a member of the blurred lines video where the girls walked around naked. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. I don't know. She has been crazy, Titi. She has, I don't know Titi's. I don't remember who else. He was in a movie with this girl, Chase Sui Wonders. What a dumb name. Very dumb name, very cute though. How do you call her, Chase Sui? And then, or dumb name very cute though how do you call her chase Sui?

And then order she was in Buckeyes, and then there's the new one right this the Noah yeah, yeah Yeah, and then all the ones in between that you never hear about oh Yeah, yeah, I know of one or two of the unspoken ones really I do you do how come I don't do I know I'll tell you yes you do I do know you do. How come I don't? Do I know? I do know. Kim Condon? Oh, not a celebrity. Not a celebrity. Oh, yeah, yeah, I know you're talking about. That would just hurt Jacob in life.

Um, well, Jacob, what are you going to do? I'm happy for him. Don't be a player, Haider. Bonnie McFarland? No. Okay, there it was. Bonnie McFarland, You got it. What did I get it? No? Oh right behind riches back Don't tell him he probably made him do it from can you get me work? We have a few more minutes. Should we watch?

Tickle Lewis Boo Ric Flair But you don't you don't want to watch it? Yes, I do Lewis Boo Ric Flair. Sure. But you don't want to watch it? Yes, I do. Well, you know, you pissed off at it. You don't like it? So I know what's happening.

I don't know. Well, I'll tell you what happened. Kill Tony was happening, which is the show out in Austin there with Tony Hinchcliffe. And apparently they had Ric Flair on Shane. I think Ari was on. Norman Armin. Shane. Lewis. And Tony, if you don't know,

this is a huge wrestling fan, massive wrestling. It's also really funny here is person not listed there with a hashtag is Lewis. That's funny, that would kill him. He's a big wrestling fan and I guess Rick was on Rogan and then he did kill Tony, but kill Tony gets a little outrageous, you know, and you're on with Norman who says crazy shit and Shane and Lewis and Ari.

I mean, those, I mean, if you want guys that are going to say fucked up shit, that's the show, right? And of course, Tony too, but I think he got offended and walked off the show. Correct me if I rock. That's what's happening. So he's kind of like, look at this, it might not be for me or whatever.

He's making an exit. Okay. Because somebody who made fun, I think they were made, I heard and I could be wrong. This is allegedly that he was maybe getting made fun of and he just,

it was getting a little stupid and things were being said that were a little inappropriate and he was like I'm fucking out and he walked off and right here this video It's on the internet is where Rick makes a little speech When he's leaving and our friend Lewis is in the background doing something very funny at the end Are here with Rick Flair you are a wrestling coach. How does it feel to have a performance like that in front of Rick Flair?

No, hey Actually be honest with you. I respect that very much my son was a great amateur wrestler and This is why I'm gonna make this this is this is why come here guys This is why I'm leaving after I say this. No, no, no, no, sorry, sorry, no, no, no. No, no, no. I have more respect for people that take their time to support any youthful athletic event.

But anybody that could take time away from their life, to support kids and mentally and better because I can tell you right now from personal experience and because I believe in my heart. Can you pause it for a second? Can you pause it? If you're watching the video, so they start playing the Hulk. The incredible Hulk set.

The kettle. So somebody, there's a genius, whoever that is. Spread band. Okay, so he starts playing the incredible Hulk. Which is the saddest fucking song in the world. That's so great. But if you look at the comics, they're all like looking straight ahead, trying not to fight.

And as soon as they heard that they fucking break, they all break. And Lewis is in the background laughing. He's fucking ass off. Zach, I think, has Agina. He's just sitting there, Zach will meet you there. And everybody's fucking dying while he's making this sincere speech.

You ever had Asian pussy? I guess that's funny. Rick, don't leave. Are you really leaving Rick? Don't do it. Stop. Did you hear what Rick said? He goes, I guess that's funny.

I guess that's funny. No, it's not. I guess it's hilarious. Tony's announcing he's starting a podcast with Rick Flair. Yeah, he's a huge wrestling fan. No, I know but It's like it's not gonna be fun. It's it can't be fun after this can't be funny. You can't you can't you can't make it's also like a problem alcohol No, I mean the key that Rick feels a legend, but he's also been dumped in his head for 40 years. No, he's in bad health Yeah, he almost died and he's still just like drinking like uncontrolled. Yeah Oh, wait go back up back up

He said something right there I don't know what that's all about you. I don't know. I love you, Rick. Thanks for doing this. I'll see you afterwards. No, you're good. You're good. You love you.

Make some noise for Rick Flair, everybody. Come on. Thank you all for all the respect. I will never sign up to make fun of people that don't hate their time. I won't I swear to God I respect you all and thank you for coming out. I can have fun I will never make fun of time of people donate Their personal time to make in children better

Put a dumb shit, it's the best though Let's go mess stop lose Go mess in the back Because Rick Flair's thing is whoo lose the back with thumbs down going Lewis the back with thumbs down gone boo boo That's gonna be let Lewis grow up a huge wrestling fans could be still let down to see a guy be such a shell like that

But you gotta give it up for Lewis in the moment where I might you know anybody you gotta make that choice Oh no that was to be made fun of sure when I'm gonna drunk old man's pulling the brakes on something for such a stupid reason That's why I love comedians. We'll always be funny. No matter what, we'll never actors, I feel bad for them. Because in that moment, they would have to stand up and applaud and be like, you know what, he's right.

You know what I mean? And Lewis goes, boom. And fucking Shane and Arya cracking up. By the way, Z See what Tony says. He has Tony recovers from this. Music. It was that that was right there. That was the guy that was the guy that was

Lee Johnson. Lee. Tony Ripley has a point. This show is demeaning. It really is. It really is it really is Spocker me dude. Well, I tried to warn him. I warned him. I warned him But I warned him seven beers ago, which was the problem I should have warned him right before He's he's fucking he was hammered. Yeah

Okay, look and you know what was the time? With someone with their time children. Um, never ever. Children with their time. I'm never going to disrespect time. I won't sign up for something that takes the time and children disrespect. And people who don't have time have no time. I won't respect that ever.

And that's why I'm gonna go. I Love it love everybody. Thank you for coming out time And by the way my answer is Aspoobs pecker pocket I know we have to take a break. We never wanted to end the party over here. Oh hey, this is the song where the girls and M. Rada's titties were out. Oh, honka honka. Annerpuss actually. Oh, there she is. You're a hunker, hunker.

Us laugh, eh taffy. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Oh, she's cute. And then, remember, he just cheated on his chick a bunch. Oh, now he's making songs trying to get her back like a... Is he really? Yeah. Hey!

I'm getting more irrelevant, so I'm ready to settle down. Come back to me, my biracial beauty. I'm more irrelevant, so I'm ready to settle down. Come back to me, my biracial beauty. I know, I know. I know, I know. I know. Hey, everybody, thanks for listening. That was just a portion of our actual Sirius XM radio show.

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