The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - RIP ONJ

Episode Date: August 9, 2022

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Hey Campers, this is Big J. Oakerson. If you're listening to this, I think you probably know. But I want to remind you that the Bonfire is also a radio show on Sirius XM. And right now, if you go over to SiriusXM.com slash Bonfire, you can get a special offer for three months free of Sirius XM satellite radio. That's a bargain, and you get to hear a slide, and you get to hear the whole show. So it all be an idiot Alright, enjoy the show

And now the bonfire with Big J. Okreson and Dan Soder Say the D. If you think about this the shit Sam B. My darling That's right lie to everybody that we fucked at the beach I didn't know you didn't arm B break Yeah, in one of the songs It's great But baby, break. Yeah, I'm in one of the songs. It's great

Wow, girl, I want to get you a loan and making just saying sensual r&b shit It's so funny for Jervol to the say we just said that thing by the way I need you so bad the scene that he's singing this is after he tried to just aggressively squeeze her tit And she jumped out of the car and then he's like why don't you understand? I love you look at this look how hard you get me It's not it's just not really cool to leave me with a boner like this Yo, it's like not really cool to leave me with this I don't know this jeans are already tight. It's like I got this bone and you're not touching it so weird You're oh my god, yo, you're gonna get me right I'm rubbing up against the soil. I'm gonna have a rash. Oh

Santhe yo, what are you doing? Rest in peace sweet queen sweet grease queen oh N.J. I live in Newton John dead at the age of 73 I believe damn. So you still gotta got it. It was all these age nice. Yeah Look at Hugh Jackman. He's hot. I got 60, or at least his wife's 80. It's one of those two. One of them was cursed. Yeah.

One of them is a painting that only turns old in their house. Damn, she was hot, huh? He's like, hey, honey. What do you want to do with this diseased rabbit foot you have up here and you dress up? She's like, don't touch that hue. Don't touch it. Don't touch it.

What is it? It's just weed, you got a rotten ribbit foot out there. Hold on in there, and then a stained it. Olivia Newton-John, yeah, 73. Sorry, buddy. I immediately thought of you, Witsky. Thanks, man. She was my first crush.

Oh, dude. So my question is, do you beat off to her now that she's in the other realm? Oh, yeah, right, for sure. I never beat off to her now that she's in the other realm. Oh, yeah, right for sure I never beat off to her she doesn't deserve that you gotta give her 21 load salute, bro You know works No one pulled off no wiker a flat-ass wiker was pulled off leather pants is good since That was probably my first movie boner really yeah when I saw her in that little Jacob got all the night. Wait, little Jacob's little Jacob. Yeah, little Jacob's little Jacob.

The inception of the little is Jacob. It came out of nowhere. Yeah, her showing up at the carnival all slutted out. Oh my God. Talk about it. The damn she is assless. Hippie though. Just let you know those leather pants come off and that is clammy. Oh, for sure. Just to make sure he better any better, whenever they got to the sky cloud palace, they flew to the end of the movie. Her pussy was stankin'. Yeah, dude. That was like a nasty fruit roll up on the ceiling.

It's like already sweating. Yeah. It's like, wow. It's almost like sandwich meat. Yo, your pussy's like wet already on the outside. It's like weed. Wee, oh, this is so weed. Oh, I wanna go back with the teabirds and touch the dicks

yo where's kinniki I'm getting nervous this perspiration all over you vagina she's also just smolens guys yeah she also looks 40 damn has any as a high school kid ever played a high school kid or was it I mean fucking Rizzo is with 63 years old in this movie. Yeah, but you know what? You know what? She's 36 inches as a high school student. Yeah, he's saying you go to high school with my mom's current friends Dasty dash was like 30 and clueless really yeah, all these 30-year-old women in high school You know why they do that because if they had actual high school girls You get touched. Oh, yeah, someone's getting touched. Yeah, she was rocking those. It's that thin waist dude It's that thin waist and that rocking bud and hey

I'll live in Newton Johnny bad either am I right? Hey? Am I right? I'm looking on my on my right jokes. Was that a good one? I think they're working I think he's trekk guys just the word guys guys Come on now come on now with it come on now Man they really give you a good shot of the Duke are there they knew what they were doing these pieces of shit Who who? Sorry, buddy Do you think you think there'll be a time long control to live do you think there will be a time? Long story to live. Do you think there will be a time?

I mean, you won't die, dude. He's a Scientologist. I thought we'll never die. He'll listen. He'll turn to a zillion theitons like that movie, the gate. He's got the power of Zeno. She's damn, she was hot. He's that stupid hair. But I hate you. Hate her hair. Oh, yeah her hair sucks too am I right?

Lou call back Doop or two It's the bonfire I'm out of the gates don't get that still counts even if it was at the same time Damn damn poor living job breast cancer for all these years how long 30 years 30 years 30 years of breast cancer Her her breast cancer is 23 years older than the boss fire When we started the show she only had 23 years of breast cancer, you know the good the good years

Those are the strong years did just keep coming back or some you didn't follow up Nah, I He's like getting your oncology reports and shit did she ever immortalize those nubs on anything Christine? Have you looked up yet? Olivia Newton John nude slash fap and Jason what Jason Paul She's not even in the ground yet Jason Patricia Ocasin. Jason Jefferson Ocasin. Jason Jefferson.

Jason Jefferson. JJ. JJ Ocasin. I think I know what a cool name. Yeah, that kid's got chat lips. He's always got the fucking red circle of death. Fucking Jefferson. There was Jeffy.

Did you have a kid around you that always had super chat lips? He's always got the fucking red circle of death Welcome Jefferson. Remember the run is Jeffy. Did you have a kid around you that always had super chap lips? Did you guys or is that only me when I was growing up? Yeah, fairness you lived in like Colorado. Yeah, it's very drop. Well, lips are gonna be chaps, which is the close you got to naked. Yeah, I know nothing.

Go up. Still so hot, huh? Damn. Harder than young Deli Part parton that's gonna be a tough fun for Dan yeah I'm already out to it look at me kid making out of that teacher to three or 36 years old look at Rizzo's face what a life she must to live her body was pretty good though. They could even put it in just a fucking line of dialogue of like you know Rizzis is super senior at some point

She keeps family. I don't know. She just want to learn math They just got a learning disability It's like I don't know I tried to her was young risen 30 no do both of us do and that's the whole point you're supposed to do a trivial that blows huh it's like we I'm doing like not bad but it's like we yeah I saw that news and immediately was bummed out for you Lou to be fair I didn't have a crush on her after the 80s now okay we lost touch we lost touch. That would've been weird. Hold on to that. 73 dude.

I'm not still trying to walk down Winnie Cooper. Oh, I am. Are you really? She gets better with eight. I got to disagree with you right there. No, she stayed hot. She's just good. She's got smarter.

Not my thing. She's your new shoulders, like. Okay, not my thing. By the way, I'm Dan Soda. That's J.O.K jail now look how inset all of her features are from her chin nose and forehead stop It don't do that thing don't do that thing where you pull out the mathematics of it all no I see what you're saying she's an attractive girl. She's very attractive, but I would say The distance I'd say her chin nose and forehead are all in the same play and field dude here comes project runway J and eyes And four head are all in the same play and field dude here comes project runway J and eyes

Severe under bite coming down there enjoy that enjoy enjoy getting the the base of your dick hairs raked maybe I was fucking Chompers, maybe I want to pale to catch the rain The tears yeah Yeah, but she's fine. She's part of the LMU. Oh really really what life If she was a hallmarks. Yeah, she's a hallmark. Just you know if she was hot enough. She wouldn't have to do that Stop it The LMU the LMU is one step up from Deandra T Brown movies Dude our boy Doug Penhall does fucking LMU or H You or HM you right right see what I'm saying

Yeah, I get it see what I'm saying now. I'm not saying wrong There's a lot of real estate from those eyebrows to the hairline from being honest with this girl Why see if you're saying she's attractive for sure better with age you're saying though. Yeah, no, I'd rather fuck Fred Savage Something that guy parties by the way. Yeah, that guy will get you alone and fucking really get in there. Yeah What's he accused of? Takes what he wants, huh? No, I don't know. I think being inappropriate and weird He's like, no, this is Fred Savage. You want to meet Kevin Arnold and he pulled it a little weirder with a stripe sweater? Or a stripe T-shirt on it. He goes, yeah, you see that? I have seven different sweaters for it

I got the Jets jacket that sometimes I put it on. I thought from her childhood she was gonna be prettier. Damn. I didn't know. Maybe because of the bangs. Maybe because her profile looks like the crescent moon. Maybe that's why. Or I just want McDonald's now. Yeah.

I McDonald's. She's got a Mac the knife. That's like a thing. I had McDonald's. It's Mac tonight. We called multiple people that. It's a great term for it. It's McDonald's. It's Mac tonight. We called multiple people that. It's a great term for it. It's just worth. Do you know how many women

I've caught? Hoggle from Labyrinth in my life? A lot. A little bunch. She also want to know Bill Prize for math. Who did? Nick and McKellin. Oh, that explains the size of the top for head. Do you shout out Big Head Gang? Big head gang. Is that a hollaggle? Oh, yeah. Yeah. See, a couple of women look like hollaggle from Labyrinth.

That's so funny. Bring a picture of hollaggle. Christine, let me see you like close up. That's so funny. God, damn it. That's funny. Yeah. Look at that face. Yeah, that one there. That's a good hollaggle. If they know the reference, that's an immediate shutdown.

That's a power down. And I'll be honest with you, as you see this, Dan, you're already thinking that the women you know who look like hog all a little bit. It's a thing. It's a face shape for sure. Um, moving on from Olivia Newton John. The question that fast, huh? That fast, he just turned it off. I gave him 12, I gave him 12 minutes of a two hour show. Okay. He hasn't had a crush on her since the 80s. This is what's grieving dude. He's not grieving at all It's fine. Who's who you think the pieces who you think Pete's gonna take down next in the in the universe? I the Kimmy K's out of the picture him and Kim Kardashian broke up

And everyone goes like oh now now there's gonna be the whole bad thing about how Like disappointed sad Pete is and stuff and I'm like I don't think so I Think he's like, I got out. I'm free. It may be that simple that he was like, oh shit, no way. I'm telling you, I thought he was deep in the, yeah, you're, we were scared for him. I thought I was illuminati Pete time.

I think he was going to start to know the secrets. And then you can't get out because they've already they've carved a symbol into the back of your shoulder. Because I'm, my head's probably gonna explode for telling you this, but you know, that planes never really take off. Because flights and cover things around you. Ah, they just move out of fast speed.

But you're staying on the same ground. They vibrate, you know, toy a golem. And they pressurize the cabin. We can't fly. Yeah, he's gonna. He's already been inside someone. You think so? He's in Australia, so probably. Kiffler. Yeah, he's gonna he's already been inside someone Think so he's in Australia so probably I wonder if Shane's gonna go hang out with Pete while they're there Maybe that's what fucking dip in dingos

Wait, hey Davidson Brody in a big old young bull Yeah, they're all pizza in Australia. Yeah with minimal effort. It's he's in a time of his life I don't think we'll do this but he is in a time of his life. I don't think we'll do this But he is any time of his life that if he wants to and just chooses take the time to go to the right spot with An hour of his night any given night. He could probably assuredly go home with pussy hot pussy For a long time. I'm saying with an hour I'll walk in and then all of a sudden just like one of his friends just goes up and is like Hey Pete would like to meet you. He was peter that little.

Let's say he gets mobbed and me David's and would like to meet you and then a girl's like Fuck all right. I'm saying an hour because let's say it's mobbed immediately with the fucking pig garbage that would bum Russia guy And group of girls Hoping that he just picks him out the fuck. Yeah Pete also has the options probably from that situation the first wave to the ones in the back that are kind of like Oh, yeah, but yeah, he's the one who was dating Kim Kardashian like he could still fuck that chick Who doesn't know I'm very well other than the guy was dating Kim Kardashian based off that and a a Piss Quart of charm. Yeah, I he's also untraceable because you can't see the pattern he moves all over the place. He's gonna be Queen Latifa next None of it adds up you go to Wendy Williams

Oh That lady gonna do that we higher hurt to overreact our situation the awesome just to have her in the back hyped up. Oh Yeah, I mean, he is probably not even sad at all. I mean, it's a big cloud to get out from under. I think the story is a wide shadow. I love to hear the story of the character he did on SNL. Like, why it came up like who thought of it, this was him, or some. Because it'd be weird if he of it? And this was him or some,

because it'd be weird if he did it because it's almost actually what he does. You know I'm talking about the Chad character. Oh okay. But I'm saying it is sort of like that. Like the Ariana Grande thing I think did bum him out. You know I mean I think I bummed him out pretty hard. Yeah.

But like, for most of it I think it's just like, I want to be with you forever. Like, sure. Like would you tattoo everything about me on your body? Yeah. Yeah. Fine. I'll do you one better. Pick up that fork and put it on the stove. But by myself right now, like a piece of cattle for you. You think I'm a freak? I actually were moving to the fascist. we should break up. He's like, oh, okay. That's cool. I'm sorry about that brand He's like, oh, I'm gonna go to a young kids guy I'm gonna go play I'm gonna go do batting practice. I can stay here Don't call me down flow, but yeah, I mean he got a lot of tattoo

He got her he got her kids names tattooed on it. Right initials the initials of all of them and her Yeah, it's very, very. That'll be a one where if and when we hang out with them the next time I want to be like, after like, you know, 30 minutes of conversation, you're like, what was that thought? Why would you dick around for 30 minutes? You got to open with this thing.

I can't open with that, we haven't seen him in a while. So what? Yeah. We haven't seen it a while because you've been living a Kardashian life. So your yeah, we haven't seen a while because you've been living a Kardashian life So your first question exactly that goes what what's that whole deal dude? Christine's is gonna keep showing you fridge Christine could be like can I still smell them on you?

Oh Maggie, dude. What's the late-night snack situation when you're high? A lot of hummus That's a lot of food and they have to make a homemade they like walleye you get from from the store You got to eat food with all the food. That's a lot of and they have to make a homemade there like walleye you get from from the store You got to eat food with all the food. That's weird Even though she's not the Armenian one. Yeah, it was a dad right. Yeah, it's got to be the last name Solarius damn dude, but also him going to a woman next that doesn't have four kids Where he's like, oh, yeah, you can just go out and like yeah, you can go right now. He's like But she's so wealthy. It's probably like she doesn't have kids.

Now, she's like relatively hands on with them, but it is also in every picture you see them being hands on. The kids are all dressed the same and they're just perfect lighting. So maybe they just take like 17 pictures a week in one day and then she goes and lives her life. Damn, dude, that documentary. Post the Tuesday picture of us

when we did the little of the Overall thing. Dude, I'm telling you right now, the documentary series of resentment that is put out by the West Kardashians when they're older, you know what I mean? When they're like 24 and they have a music career that tanked and Kanye has got no more polo of Atlantic. So they're just like, I'm gonna do it.

Fuck, I hated my parents. It was the worst. Oh, dude. that like six part series Speaking of Kanye's like other Conquest in his life. I watched did you watch Lou the Amber Rose? Friends intervention No, no you I watched it last night. It was oh It was so let me tell you how good fentanyl must be.

This Amber Rose went back to Kensington, Philadelphia, which is like white ghetto trash, she plays her old friend. Well, I don't believe she's seen at all since her like, she's become Amber Rose. Was that like an overnight process? What? Her becoming Amber Rose? It's probably a strip club and the guys like, hey, do you want to come with me to New York tomorrow? And she's like, yeah, they be fucking sick. Yeah, that'd be good. Yeah. Yeah.

Uh, super filial accent. Yeah, sure, whatever. I'll go. I don't care. Yeah, I know. I know. Yeah. So I'll wait now.

My name's Amber Rae's. You said, yeah, you want me be Amber is all right Yeah, whatever I can be a slut. Yeah, you want to tattoo me forehead. Don't matter. Yeah, I'll shake it I'm gonna if this is probably after we'll go work at Costco. I'll go shave my head and jiggle my ass. So she She runs off and comes Amber Rose her friend has two kids So she runs off and becomes Amber Rose. Her friend has two kids that are in foster care. This is what happens since she left. Her two kids went away.

She's major drug addict and she just hangs in there. Her life just fucked. Amber Rose comes home or finally shows up to see her for this whole thing and the girls like Walking outside and she sees Amber Rose and they hug immediately and the girls starts crying. It's this real moment. She's like She's like, oh my god. I Didn't want you to see me like this like you can see her embarrassment her chame and what she's done She's there. She was arguing with her kids in that moment and her kids are like, you know, I've heard her kids.

I've got like 17 and 15 or something like that. Other teenagers. Yeah, yeah. The 17 year old, she tells her, has already agreed to go away for treatment, not for drugs, but for like just the trauma of her life is fucking crazy. She's gonna go to California. Now will you please, she's crying because now in her, my God, remember, she's going off to become Amber Rose,

and now she thought enough, like she heard enough to come back. Yeah. She's back here slumming around Kensington, Philadelphia, looking for you, found you, organized this thing for you. Don't play it, Christine, as I'm gonna tell you, but organized this thing for you.

She goes, they're crying. She goes, I can't believe all the crying stops and they go will you take this help? And she goes Yeah, of course like of course like what I have to like leave now right and they're like yeah, you got to leave now But this is a big opportunity she goes. Yeah, I mean what am I gonna do? I have to take it I have to turn my life around I gotta go pee real quick, and then she goes inside, and it's like, ah shit. I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna order there to go.

Are you gonna go? And she's like, no! I love it, I love crack! Wait, really? So she's ran into the bathroom and she's like, I just refused to go off and she's like, give my phone, I'm getting the fuck outta here! I love crack, and now I'm pissed at my kids too.

Their pizza's a shit. I wish he mad at Amber Rose at all. She went from T, It was such a quick. She got tight top. That's what she came out of the show. She could fight. That's that hair of a woman that could fight. You'll see when she goes.

When you just see a person, you're like, I bet you would just swing on an employee of a gas station. Right there is perfect. It says a mean of course I'm taking this opportunity. Here's a good start place to start. I'm gonna take the opportunity. I don't have insurance to do anything. We don't, hey, you don't need to worry about any of that.

Your whole life is changing today. Think about it. Nice. Are you gonna go? Yeah, I'm gonna go. It's one of her daughters. But I gotta go right now. Why is Amber Rose dressed like she's on a SWAT team?

Did she talk about that? Is that her tactical gear? Her whole thing is so bizarre. She goes, we're going sluts, swap today. She rocks a mava hat a few times in this. She's like mava. Are you, yeah, MOVA. Are you a mover? No, I, no, you listen to me, mom. You're trying to separate us, but I'm gonna leave it separate us. No, we're not. That's not what we're doing. No, I can't. Who does the music?

They're like, a genius. Bring it up. Bring it up. The composer. Look, anyway, she's like, you know what I mean? I'm like, I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. That's not what we're doing. Who does the music? They're like a genius. Bring it up.

Bring it up. The composer. Look, anywhere she goes, she goes, I got to pee. She just watches these people fall apart but he's doing the conducting thing where he's like, up, up. Thank you.

There's a fucking sad mystrel. You missed the thing. She just right there where she says, yeah, she just like says, ah, I gotta go pee She hangs up She's scared because everything that they've been through I need to pee really big Really big right after the fucking call to be a big girl Linnea no one's trying to separate you guys

We would never do that. I think you need to go get call. I want you to be a big girl, Linya. No one's trying to separate you guys. We would never do that. I think you need to go get Tina. I'm serious, babe. She's alone on the phone. She goes, she's a millionaire. She would never do that. She follows her on the phone. And she goes,

can you follow me on Instagram? Then I'll go. Yes, yes. God, damn it. Yeah. Repost one of my TikToks. Yo, smash that subscribe button, and then I'm gonna take you as to rehab.

She goes, then I'll go to trauma. And she goes, okay, yes, but you follow me, right? Can you tell Kanye to follow me? You'll tell Ye, I'm available. So yeah, this is it when she just goes right away, she's bigger back like the fuck that. Jacob, I'm conducting it. She said yes, but she wanted to go,

but she said she had to go pee. And I knew what it was. She started texting her boyfriend, and I gotta be honest with you, I literally hate his guts. Talk to me, I don't know. You guys, yeah, we're a slut. He's talking to it.

He's talking to it. He pauses and he's like, yeah, well fuck you. I don't like you either, Rambo Rose. They condensed that. They gave her her facial, what they gave her a phone right away. There was this thing in between. It's when she's like right away, they go,

hey, you're still going. I mean, she just was said she was going. She's got to go pee real quick. And then they're like, hey, you're coming right. She's like, no. Oh, they cut that part out. I felt those kids also. Fuck my kids and everybody.

They come and drop. Yeah, yeah. It's cut out of this one. Yeah. Oh, that sucks. Well, this is just a clip of it. So they condensed it to show you her getting her phone back and leaving.

But that's why it was weird when I was having her rewind it. They know where it was. But it's, and this, by the way, this girl just knocked it off drugs. She doesn't even try. She didn't even go to the thing. She didn't go to the room. Just the one daughter went for the trauma thing and was like, oh, damn, Philly does suck. This is nice out here in California.

I'm just going to stay here. And she's like living her life out there fine. And the other two are just being drug addicts, I guess, in Philly, but it's such a failure of a story. Is that her boyfriend? That thing with drugs is, it's such a telling thing about drugs. Her emotions were so high when she sees her and starts hugging her and it's like,

I'm just so humiliated, you see me? And then just two minutes later being like, fuck outta here, Amber Rose. What are you even doing here here you fucking weirdo? Then we haven't talked in like fucking decade. I also like she says she goes. It's probably her boyfriend Which means a hundred percent is no she's like Amber sending me to treat me and he goes call me Are you in the bathroom? Yeah, I know I just got a fat sack of fentanyl I don't know if you like a low over here and fucking

Something that also rides here with intervention a lot is the interventionists in their own way are sort of knobs And this guy Michael Gonzalez when she gets in her boyfriend's car to leave She's just leave you the guy starts trying to pull off like her junk They don't show them at all, but the car is trying to pull off. And he's walking like in front of it, like trying to stop it from going. And then when it does go past most of me, he like shoulder blocks again to the back of it. Like, what's up, dude?

You shut the fuck up, Michael Gonzalez. Are they like interventionists? Is it the same as like Instagram hustle energy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what, tough guys. So he's like, I'm gonna tell you what you're doing I'm gonna tell you the three things you're doing wrong in your life that's gonna bring you fortune Abs and sobriety and here they are number one

Stop talking down to yourself. Would you talk to the boss of your company that way? You're the boss of your own company. I like that shit so much I want to hit those guys in the head with a hammer. More than it is. I like Ken. The guy Ken's my guy because he'll walk away from the intervention all together. That's what I want.

I want to go to the front straight. He goes like, you got seven minutes before we leave. And we're going to miss the flight. I want to go. I don't think I was going to do it because I can't help the people who don't want to be up. Because in the car, I was like, see you guys. And then it shows him by himself sleeping on the plane.

Ken is on his way home. That's what they always give the thing, like so and so, and so is on their way to the Phoenix Recovery Program. That's what I want out of an intervention guy. The same energy my mom had when she was going somewhere and she was like, I'm leaving in five minutes. You're in the car or you're not. And in five minutes, you go outside in six minutes, like, if I leave, just fly and leave.

You just see the garage go down and I'm like, oh, all right. Yeah, they really, it's so funny. Leave just flying leaves you know just hear the garage go down and I'm like Yeah, they really it's so funny. Let's go to even try rehab So what was the whole the whole episode was just the whole lead up to will she go to rehab and then she's didn't yep She just didn't what it what was the post Amber Rosen of you like Daven talks we tried. Yeah Amber. Yeah, nothing Daven talked we tried yeah amber. Yeah, nothing Just like that's it. There was like yeah the one sister doesn't talk to the sister or the mom anymore She's out there and they just showed pictures of her and amber rose actually it starts showing sexy pictures of the daughter Who went out there at the very end? Oh, and then you're like oh here here. There you go

I'm like oh this is what Amber Rose is doing. She's getting pictures over for the Graham Yeah Amber Rose's plan is strip. She's not gonna tell you not to strip. She's the greatest thing that ever happened to her. Was her stripping. She's stripping, I'm kind of scared to fuck her. But yeah, the mom's still out there doing drugs.

Yeah, they said this show keeps reaching out to offer her that program still. And she's like, shut up. Leave me alone. Did you hear me in the bathroom? I love crack so much. It took this asshole three sentences to talk me out of a lifetime of friendship.

Amber Rose. So they try to take me to rehab while I was in the midst of wanting. No, Christine, but if it was like, but not that, but what if it was like Courtney Love who showed up today? You see what I'm saying? If it's like someone you were like, what?

This lady was pretty stoked on Amber Rose being there. Yeah, she's the her most famous friend and it's like coming back. Right. And then but that goes away so quit. None of the drugs are all concerned. No, it was more interesting than her than hearing what her friends been up to for the rest. She didn't even ask what's what's Kanye West's life like?

Hey, 21 Savage. Fun guy. Hey, remember you got a guy to make himself a humiliated dumbass on what did he do again? That's it was that slut walk. What did he say? Oh, I don't remember there was a time in 21 Savage. She just got into the sale kinds of goofy shit.

It was a yeah, my girl, and all man. She brought this show. It was something like he really it's a thing that you immediately regret after a breakup Yes, so oh fuck I said that I would be a stool for this girl anything she need in the world It's the worst version of she tells great stories Break up and you're like she news flash. She didn't tell great stories and then you break up and you're like News flash she didn't tell great stories I love that example now, but that was the actual thing you said the whole time so I said in 2000 always the best one because you said it you said it Completely genuinely. I was so smitten at the time What Jay was smoking I remember specifically what happened Jay tells the best stories and I was like, I don't know what it was. Jay was smoking. I remember specifically what happened.

Jay was smoking a cigarette and I said that and he goes, don't she toss it? Get like, but not in a mean way. In a way of like snapping you out of it. Yeah, because you were like, yeah, yeah, probably not. Yeah, I like, but I like, but I like it. He's like, but I like her. Yeah.

It's just that whole like drunk on liking someone thing. And you show him, you're like, it just tells the best story. Honestly, great story teller I've ever met. I'm saying to literally one of the best story tellers of the world. Also her taste, her taste for design, like top notch. I, I felt like a real asshole with that, with the rubble settled on that one. I was like, where's the best?

It's like, she tells the best stories. Yeah, dude, when you start dating someone new, you really have to promote them to your friends. Like you have to don king them. You have to be like, they're greatest in same- No, they don't. You know what we have to do. We have to do, you got it.

I say, you got to trial by fire it. The chick who's going to fucking rock with you well is you're going to have to bring her to a fucking a Joey Rose's pig roast. You're gonna have to bring him to a fucking, you know what I mean, whatever live show or something, you do whatever the fuck it is. And just wherever you're doing,

say your friends are around. Yeah. And kind of be like this, it's not so much like this is our life always being around these people. It's not that so much. As much as like if you can't hang with that, like we're gonna fucking end up just,

you know what I mean, we're gonna end up like, this is so much fun. But I've always been bad at that. I've always been bad at like, you really are. Yeah, like separating those two worlds. And like Katie's been the best I've been at it. And still, it's still not enough.

Katie, I would say, should be far more, I mean, I think that this point I'm very like familiar with. I think she would agree with it too. I think she would be like, I feel like I know Katie pretty well at this point. I wouldn't, I'm not uncomfortable around her, the least. Like she's a friend. Yeah. I mean, she's family at this point with all that. But I'm saying like, I still like would say I've seen her 20 times.

Maybe I'm also not good at socializing Yeah, like everybody just goes home nowadays everybody does I saw Chris the Stefano at the seller we hung out and he was like he called it hanging out I was like way to do spots, but yeah technically we're hanging out, but like not without hang with anybody anymore Yeah, cuz you guys it works so much you just want to go home and relax sucks But having people over for like Didn't move pretty good concert tomorrow. Yeah, we are going to concert tomorrow Run the Jewels and rage against the machine. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna be rage against the machine Dan's gonna be sitting in the stands Dan I was gonna pay that money for what it was to get down in the pit. You say you know a guy who knows the guy. I know the guy that knows the guy that knows the guy that is like I'm not relying on him to get seats.

Why? Because that's weird. Because it was the thing that they said he would do. Get us tickets? No, we never, I never really like asked him. I'm bad at that shit dude. I'm really bad at being like, hey can I just have tickets? There's some of our friends are so good at it.

Well is it a friend is the thing? Is it just asking a friend and asking someone are you kind of know? Kind of know. And same for Katie. Yeah. Kind of. Kind of.

We know. I would put him just beyond kind of, not in favorite territory. Like if you were there already yes, that's exactly it I like hey come say what's up when you don't talk to people a lot is weird to you're to ask for favors Well also because a lot of people are bad at it So they lead by being like hey friend how you been instead of just being like yeah I'm doing X and Y like I'm coming to the concert can you want to hang out say what's up?

It's because that's how I used to do with McDaniel's wife where I'd be like like, yo, I'm doing X and Y. Like, I'm coming to the concert, can you wanna hang out and say what's up? And that's how I used to do with McDaniel's wife, where I'd be like, hi, you guys, man, what's going on? Anyways, 49ers, you're playing. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, yeah. But then that, then by the end, his wife was just like, hey, just text me what game.

And I'll, I'll let you know if we have tickets or not. And you're like cool. Thank you. You're like that's oh I was you know I can get tickets to you guys. That's pretty cool. That was it. That was it. Yeah, I was like oh fuck that's pretty fucking cool. You guys can be a possible ticket of the fucking I would. I'm just here for the shit in my mouth and call it a Sunday. I'm just here for the friendship.

But if the tickets are around that works out. I wouldn't mind taking four Preferably in the North end The Sun's gonna be you know coming down so Maybe some buffet access I don't know if you guys got like some sort of club or You know eating experience that I could be a part of but I like to do it Yeah, so that's why I bought but the pit tickets were fucking

Expensive when I saw them and I bought them this weekend when I was in Oklahoma. Yeah, they were a little expensive, I guess. By the way, thank you, Oklahoma. Great club, fantastic crowds, hot shit. It's the most I've ever sweat on stage. You enjoyed that red dog. Did not go into a red dog right now. I went home and watched Prey, the Predator sequel,

which I loved. What'd you think? I liked it. I liked it. I'm a sucker for any. I did like it. Dude, they're come on. The shit. The references to the first one again tonight. Yeah, dude.

There's a scene. There's two lines that are just from the first one that you're like, I just glad they put it in. Really? Yeah. Where you're like, it makes you be like, okay. All right. Hell yeah. I like it.

I like it. Isn't it like ancient millions or something? No, it's a command. You got to stop your restless leg. It sounds like people speed fucking in the background really? Yes Yes, have you heard it all time? No, yes, I have I believe you I'm just saying Let me just see what I hear it now Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, conversation it took us talking about us being like just say you want tickets and Jacob's like I'm gonna do it I'm a fucking say no I went over to the moon he was in the conversation. No even lose it. He said you gotta do it

It's good. I don't know so I covered this place in fear Wait how cheap is this studio made that you're just moving your leg and that's coming on the air? I'm doing this and that I care squeaking I don't hear it's not because that you're normal straight. I'm hearing hold on guys quiet. I'm quite I really quite upset It's my pant leg moving, but either way What kind of micro-brose are you gonna- Good ones. I guess. No, not good ones. This will supposed to be directional right to your voice, not to your fucking car, right?

Yeah, it's pretty weird. I think the lose right. If you go back to the first 30 minutes, it just sounds like you're softly beating off. Yeah, why are you talking to us? You're talking? Oh, what do you think Kanye Males is gonna do? He's talking? Uh, yeah. I'm a fucking loser. do games talking yeah I'm a fucking loser when he Cooper

I'm a fucking loser uh when he uh can I uh I didn't want to interrupt the pre-talk because I was you know I love the movie movie was great I love it yeah I think it's the best sequel to the predator prequel sure I love Predator too.

With Danny Glover. Yeah, it's fun, Gary Bucy. It's fun. Predator is my favorite Arnold movie. Yeah, Predator. Yeah. I gotta watch Predator again. This one was great though.

Predator shot. Predator didn't move me the way it moved other people. I love Predator. I put up there as my tea toes my favorite Arnold movie, but yeah number two is probably predator I'd say commandos my favorite Arnold movie. I love that. It's ridiculous I got so that me I'm more of a twins guy Jules you're forgetting the second rule in the crisis situation Jules you're forgetting the second rule in the crisis situation Of course, oh me I was gonna say Hercules in New York Remember they dubbed this entire voice do you want to take our first break and come back and talk a bun's a basketball?

You think I tell we play a shy also not turn my head because my beard makes noise Yeah, Dan's beard was making noise before you can't do anything in this Yeah, Dan's beard was making noise before you can't do anything in this And this Make a noise I wasn't doing nothing you scratch you your beard making is not as like what Jake can you stop pointing because everyone's hearing it It's a damn damn your blinking is interfering with people listening We're picking up space signals you just start hearing people start collapsing because they have to hold their breath is my dad reaching out to me from the future Yeah, Jay. Jay There's a time lapse

Trish put it down That's the also yeah, that was talking damn what were you saying from before? I'm just saying You hear thoughts? You know, I think I have to blink. Oh, yeah. Dan, we can hear the air passing by your nose hairs. I'm gonna watch it again.

That would be fucking rule. Can you guys hear my tonight us? Yeah, we take our first break then tough puns and basketball I got another want to give big time for big Jim start listening Because I got a good idea a better idea I think Then bringing puns' Ball to New York. A much better idea, I think, and I think we can get people behind this. We'll talk about when we come back, everybody. It's the bonfire.

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