The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly - Rise & Grind (w/ Joe DeRosa & Justin Silver)

Episode Date: August 19, 2019

Dan Soder calls in from Scotland and imagines what it would be like to find love in Edinburgh. Jay’s very and Joe talk about temper tantrums.The gang defends low level Instagram motivational speaker’s actress girlfriend. Also featuring the new segment, "Yo, Yous Seen This Yet" movie review of "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood" with Kilah and Beezer.

You're listening to Comedy Central. Hey Camers, it's Black Lou and welcome to the Bond Fire's Best of the Week. With Dan Soder away in Scotland, Big J headed west and hosted the show from Los Angeles with Joe DeRosa. On Monday's show, Dan Soder called in from Scotland and imagined what sex would be like with the local women in Edinburgh. The man himself, Dan Soder, on the phones! Oh, hello, hi! Hi! himself dan soda on the phones oh hello hi hi what is so good so good to have you on the phone i'm doing radio with you so much

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doors or would you want to welcome the two leg so that you did great can I suck your You did great, can I suck your gawk? You did great. Your name sounds so gross. I like that. I like to give you a shot at one of my lady friends. Dude, it'd be so funny, like that awful voice just getting tagged and just going, Sodor! Sodor! Oh, you're rubbing me, Sodor!

Put it in my gosh I love the way that you got my legs pinned behind my back. You're just You're ramming it in there so that How powerful your big choice when you're eating my will it's not It has never happened to me, but get it but fucking a girl and having her call me by my last name would wig me out I would go off let me over oh person You mean Yeah, it's good Touch let's go

I Rosa while you're back there, why don't you It's worse. It's worse if they shoot it. Doros, let's go. So give it to me. Come on. Hurry up and come, liars.

Hurry up and come. Put your face on my butt. Get in there. Oh, yeah, Sodor. You're nailing it. I was like, hey, Sodor, yeah. You're killing the awl. You're stretching me out. You're that squished Sodor, that, hey, so yeah, you're you're the only stretch of me out that's cool soda that's you, but

that's all you you really stretching out me Scottish vage soda Give me that like oh you're like a beam of sunshine in my cloud that pussy You really opened me up! So, there! Oh, you got me a damper than the meadows in the mornin'. Look at you, I'm all so keen to wait. On Tuesday's show, Jay discussed his very specific packing routine being a busy road

comic. What do you like about comedy? I love performing. I like the, honestly, I like the shit. I like the controversy. I like the dust-ups. I do like that. I like that there's this sort of content

we're going on right now amongst artists. I think that's actually interesting and fun. And I love making films and bigger things like that, which I'm trying to do more of, but what I don't like is the constant, just running, dude. It's just like, just the constant running. It's just, it gets exhausting after a while. And you're like, you know, would it be that bad to just,

you know, like the recognition, you like the people and stuff and stuff. I like the recognition to an extent. Sometimes it gets a little recognition, you like the people and stuff. I like the recognition to to an extent. Sometimes it gets a little weird, you know, overwhelming. I'd say is the word I'd use for that always because that's why I say historically, it's why I always wait 15 minutes or so in the back and kind of come out and I'd rather talk for an hour with like a pocket of people. Right. and I'd rather talk for an hour with like a pocket of people. Somewhere between maybe even like 20, 30 people,

then go out and like shake like 152 hundred hands and take pictures like very impersonally. It'd be a very weird to me. I don't know. I'd rather give a few people a lot of time than give everybody like a, yeah, are you nice to me, click, hey, I'm having a nice speech, click, you know.

Because I was like, what's our talking. I'm gonna start talking to them and then eight fucking you know Like a line of like you know 18 people behind them. They're like dude What the fuck well? I don't think I don't think anybody's like what the fuck? I know they're not bits what's going on in my head I'm like I just like it's kind of like waiting thing It's for me. It's like why would you wait in line that long to meet me is what's going on in my head So I'm like if I'm making them now in convincing them by slowing this line down They're gonna be like I didn't want to wait in line anyway. I've been in a weird

I'm always very appreciative when I meet somebody yeah, and they say nice things and sometimes it's it's incredibly touching It almost evokes a tear at times, but But I get in these fucking moods with other parts of this business that will even take me out of the joy of that. You know, if I'm having to deal with some horseshit at a club or whatever or an airport or whatever it is, even the niceness of meeting somebody with something kind of say, I'm cordial. I'm not an asshole about it, but it's hard to even enjoy those moments then.

That's the part of this business, I got to fly to fucking, you know, I'm looking forward to the gigs in North Carolina, but that connecting flight is ruining my life for the next week and a half. That's all I can think about. Why are you taking it? Why are you doing a connecting flight? There's no direct from LA. Doesn't exist Yeah, yeah, there's so it's just like and the only direct I could get back to New York was on American Airlines the worst fucking airline All the time so it's just even their first classes far from the best first. Yeah. Yeah, so it's just those little things Fuck with me. You know what I mean? Like the lack of control fucks with me. No me too. I bet that would that gig in a

In Oklahoma there was after 19 years by the way. I'm just not like of course. I know that's saying like Yeah, yeah, one of the things I spend money on myself at all man is like comfortable flights So if I gotta do this constantly, I can't be like crammed up or have to worry that like I did it on a third party thing. So now I'm in a middle seat. I just can't, I've done all of that a lot. I've been in a lot of middle seats in my adult life. And you know, it's just like no way,

if I could afford that a little bit on myself, I'd rather do that. I won't deal with middle seat. Yeah, I won't do it. I'll call the air light and lie. I would say my fans coming up the weird times. Yeah, I won't do it. I'll call the airline in lie. I'll say about fans coming up weird times. Yeah. There's been a few in Christine testing this. What mean Christine have been like in an argument of some sort and then a fan like seizure on the street. You have to like you go from

like, well fuck, that's the way you act. That's how you're gonna act. That's how fucking I'm gonna fucking act. Okay. Like dude, big J crackle crackle crackle crackle. Dude. I'm gonna fucking act okay like dude big J crackle crackle crackle crackle dude Me J. We're gonna throw down we ran to Chris to Stefano and our way to Moon tower I didn't see it's right I was gonna give you my seat And what was it they had like two middle seats? It was two middle and somehow like God just came through and we got like two Upgraded seats. Oh shit like front of the plane and it was crazy how it worked out and it was you know Christine next to me is fine. My hysterical tears

work day things. Yeah, being Chris Devon walking up, he's like, guys, Mood Tower Fest gonna be a blast. I don't even know if I'm gonna go right now. I'm gonna go see my show. No, Jay said he was not going. I'm, I'm, you know, you're gonna have to explain to everybody why I'm not there. That's so funny. That's so tempered. Tantum's a great. I wish I had I wish I did have fucking real genuine scripts of fucking a jet.

I'm a little bit of a chance. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Christine, you know, that we had a funny one. Christine, um, I she got me a long time ago, uh, what do you call that, a toilet tree bag? Mm-hmm.

So you can keep it all in there. Cause I used to stuff all my toilet trees in the shoes I would pack and assorted pockets and whatever. I'm like, bag, I'm gonna check. Cause I bring like big toiletries. I don't know. We're gonna travel, pop-sized stuff. Right.

So, uh, I would do that for the longest time that she know. We're gonna travel Popsize stuff. Right. So I Would do that for the longest time that she got me a travel bag Which is so sweet I had the bag for a while, but it it was one of those bag It wasn't really compartmentalized at all right, there was a bunch of it was just kind of like open pockets And I throw everything in there in a few time. It just got gross inside because like cans just like Air solvents push and I like, and I was like, man, but I didn't get mad about that when I was like,

yeah, I just threw time. I had it for a while. Right. I go, this one is just, but it's just fuck now. This last spill in here just fucked it. And Christine ordered me. No, I like went and found. She found a really good one.

I love being. It's got compartments and things and all this stuff. And it hangs and all this shit There's a mirror that broke immediately, but I think that's bound to happen right, but it was a nice pretty nice toiletry bag and The first time I used it I came back and Something squeezed off in it So there was a thing and I just me going going like fuck toiletry bags dude so fucking stupid.

I'm going back to putting shit in my shoes. I never had this happen when I shoved everything in my shoes. So my last three trips I've shoved things in shoes and Christine's been using the toiletry bag. And then she goes I don't really like the toiletry bag. So do you really like not want it not like anymore. You have to sit there and go it's fine. I Totally the my last packing for this trip. I was as I'm shoving The odor and shit the shoes. I'm like the fucking by doing Shit man, I didn't want to go Back sucked oh there's also a fight when I found it for them There was another fight where he told me he was never gonna use it

Oh, he's throwing out cuz he was never gonna use it. Put your stuff that can leak into baggies. That's what I do. Yeah, right? Yeah. Yeah, dumbass. No, fucker steening toiletry bags. Hey, it's Black Lou again, and on Wednesday's show, Jay, Joe DeRosa, and Justin Silver discussed the latest trend in PC culture Being offended by comedy that was considered funny in the past. I'm sorry Sarah Silverman

I'm so sorry. I'm sure she's not mad that yet another outlet is not talking about her getting fired from something She got fired from something too. She got well She got in trouble for the blackface sketch and then she got fired and then that that that that Conjures is what the preacher said the thing about. Blackface. Recently? No, it's from her TV show. From her last comedy central show,

not her roast region. They fired her for something that was on comedy central? It was a sketch where she was in black. She there was an episode where it was about how potentially being Jewish was harder than being black. And I for, I don't know, there's a gag in the show, whatever where she's in blackface, it resurfaced. The night before she was supposed to start shooting a movie,

it hit the internet, they fired her to 11 p.m. The night before she was supposed to leave for their first day of shooting. And then this preacher came out and said this thing about her. Are people firing what's his name? C Thomas Howl because he was in the movie soul man. I mean, look, that's a whole other discussion. Let's get into that.

Well, if we're going to, if everybody's going to keep getting mad at like, oh, I can't believe they thought this was okay 20 years. It's just something where it's like, I wouldn't either. Of course, because here's thing. It's a car. It's also, it, what about the context of what you're doing? I agree with that, but they booted, they booted what's their face from morning TV for saying that that very sentence, you know, about Halloween where she was like, I don't understand.

I mean, there's a difference between wearing black face to mock and dressing up as somebody you like that's what. Yeah, we go, oh, hey, little Miss Alita. Yeah, and she got fire for that. What was it? What was it when they did white checks? Kelly what your brothers? Yeah, did the white checks.

They just like that's why I didn't know that's why I refused to work with the way and his brothers. I don't give a fuck what you do, man. I don't it doesn't bother me at all. It's white. Father me. How many funny parts I thought white chicks had? I don't.

Yeah, I know I was embarrassed that I thought white chicks were so funny. Yeah, I can't even use land. I'm I was embarrassed that I thought white chick was so funny. I'm furious at it. I don't care when anybody does. But as I said, Evans, I said this to you the other day off air. And I like Silverman a lot. I don't know very well, but I've met her and talked with her at length on several occasions. And I've always found her very nice.

Yeah. I think she's hilarious. I think she's a great actor. When you start going down that road publicly on these social media platforms and you start getting self-righteous and telling and chastising people, they go and start looking for shit to burn you.

You make yourself, you make yourself political when the people that follow you are following you for funny. Every person is leaving a lane. So on us and and Sarah by the way She's free to feel however she feels and I do I agree with everything you said I like her very mind. She's hilarious and that's almost the bummer of all it's like there's a there's some sort of I don't know if they fall intuitive it's a personality on them or if they're bullied

By a certain faction of people into a world of like commenting on every fucking thing with politics but just fucking talk about politics with your friends believe me you're not gonna change anything. There's an absolute. You're just gonna get in the fights with people who like you and then realize that you're going like if you're a Trump sport and you're like me suck my dick kind of vibe and they're gonna be like well then fuck you. So where you just gonna have a fan who gives a shit. Of course now of course, of course there are exceptions to every rule, right?

Would you not pull a supporter out from a burning car if you could? I mean, it's fucking crazy. Oh yeah, and that's what kills me. Sarah was one of the people that I actually felt was bridging the gap a little bit, or at least making some effort to. Sure.

But she was still going a little too hard down that self-righteous thing. But I mean, here's the thing, you look at every, there's exceptions to every rule, but I challenge you to find more than the very small minority of people that have been quote, canceled unquote or or sent away or fired or really penalized every single one of them. Cosby, Louis, Sarah, Lena Dunham. You throw you hat in the ring of some of these people start telling people how to live

And then they go all right motherfucker here. We go you want to do this? We'll see on the other side. We think Louie did like that. We I love Louis put on suits and going on talk shows and Telling people if you don't vote you're an asshole if you vote for anybody besides Hillary or a fucking idiot Whatever he was saying. It's like Louis You're the guy that talked about wiping poop out of his daughter's vagina. When you start getting this kind of head on you, it's going to rub people the wrong way and there are people out there that have nothing but time to try to fucking burn you on something. You know what I mean? Cosby? It's what's, what's Hannibal? Cosby.

Hannibal's exact thing got animals. Exactly. About cause was why don't you stop raping people instead of chastising black people? I'm in no position to be like taken down or anything, but I've had people come at me for things where you're just like I couldn't be I don't tell anybody had to live. No, even in my harshest of jokes, I'm just like do everything you want to do when fuck me. I mean, obviously like without without hurting people. Why don't you do anything you want to do like riot in the streets and take over the government? You know, I'm just like do everything you want to do when fuck I mean obviously like without without hurting people I don't do anything you want to do like riot in the streets and take over the cover

You know, I'm saying so live your life Cut your dick off have make a dick out of your inside pussy I couldn't get it doesn't bother me even a little bit when like Sean pen and then members you when Sean pen With like get all out on that political stuff my buddy you were like a Hollywood bad boy You got caught doing blow and drunk driving a thousand times. They're way out. Now you're telling people who to vote for. He's a great fucking actor.

There was a shot up. Shut up. They're waiting on Sean Penn. Who? These people, you know, skated, and this is exactly I'm talking about, brolin skated. Brolin got in the domestic. Josh Brown? Yeah, whatever the domestic charge was back in the 80s when he was married to what's

her face from unfaithful Oh, Diane late, late, late Diane Lane came out defending him He never fucking tells people out of vote that motherfucker skated. They were like you fucked up. Go ahead Keep go play Thanos. Don't worry about it They're waiting on Sean Penn if they get some real they tried to take down Sean Penn when he said that shit on good morning America about Me too is just dividing people. They try and that wasn't good enough. They're waiting to take that fucking dude down.

They're waiting on something. I'm telling you, let them find out. I just was out to do it's festival. I'm not shitting on him. Let them find out Michael Moore did something fucked up. Oh, do you know what I mean? A lot of people where it's like there there's gotta be people just looking for something. I have a question.

You're so irritated by the self-righteous bullshit. Yeah. I have a quiet, I want your opinions on this. I have a quiet, in such a sense. I don't want to jump off Michael Moore then, yeah. Okay, go ahead. We'll go ahead. Michael Moore married or have a girlfriend?

He, he was married. I don't know if he still is, but he, he had a wife, definitely. He did. Yes. Okay. If he didn't have a wife all these years of being like, at least, well, known, I'm like, there's some. And listen, I just did it everybody. I just, they were married for a long time.

Yeah, they just split up. I just did his film festival. They split up. I just did his film festival. He was a very nice dude. I'm not saying it to knock him. I'm just saying the facts of the facts. People, there are people out there waiting

that are just digging trying to find something. Let me ask you. Just like people do with Trump, it's the same fucking thing. I mean, it's like, keep finding stuff on Trump and really the slap in the face about a lot of it is like, oh yeah, we do all these horrible things. We're rich and powerful and sucker dicks. Like that, that's kind of the mood about. I honestly have a joke in my act about Biden about how he's gonna win.

And I go, the reason Biden is gonna go in that in nominations because he's a dickhead. Like, Biden, that chick was like, you rub my shoulders, Biden didn't even, I was like, what the fuck out of my face? I didn't rub shit. You know, I, and everybody's like, I fucking like this.

You know what I mean? You're like, seriously, but that's like, that's, that's how you gotta be about it. The second you, we saw with Louis, the second you're like, hey gang, I'm really sorry. I need to be a better man people were like not good enough

Let me use my power Mr. Powerful You These women they he's people got mad because he's like these women obviously admired me and they were like oh He says that the woman admired him. I'm like isn't that the whole point is that yeah That point was like he's wanted something that was non-sexual from Louis and he took it as like maybe they want. He said, back truly.

He said in his apology what they were already screaming at him for doing. He said it back to them. They were like, fuck you. Sarah came out to apologize, fuck you. Amy's tried to apologize, fuck you. They don't want to hear it. Louie's apology, the end of this after all that. He should be like, in in fact let me show you how

I've polygic I'm just in a picture of him holding his dick out again You know what it's my apologies. I know with a lot of you people reading this admired me also and are sad to hear this So let me let me ease that pain a little bit You want me to make a cry? I'm gonna have to do more of that. It's more of the end of it's a bulge. It's like a day's better than my patriarchal hand. Because in fact, I'm so sorry I made those girls uncomfortable.

I just thought we were having a good time. I would never make somebody uncomfortable. In fact, I don't like this. Is that make you feel better about things, maybe? I know you admire me. Hello my name is DJ Liu. Here's a clip from this week's Lost Tapes. While Jay, Dan and Justin Silver will researching low-level motivational speakers, they stumbled

upon a beauty and her floppies. We're doing low-level Instagram motivators. We just found this one guy who's a boyfriend of an actress that Jacob falls on Instagram, and this guy is a fucking tool. I want to go to one of his events. It's just, stop trying to skip the fucking struggle, Justin. What if I gave yourself permission to receive love?

How bad if I did that? What if you gave yourself permission? What if I, how about start a business and heal your life? I'm just gonna start taking these and changing them slightly, just because you can justify poor behavior, does make it okay. That's what I've changed it to, does not make it okay.

Oh, he's got some Bruce Lee stuff. Let's see what he has. Let's see how he's doing. Oh, that's a magic of a master. Leave yourself alone. Do your deepest pain is your purpose, man. Not your punishment. Dude, Jacob, what are you doing, man?

Accepting your reality is empowering. Yeah, and learn to discipline your emotions, asshole. You fucking prick. Dude, his pictures are real tough. Dude, it's all about that sweatshirt. He looks like a failed rollerblader. Resistance will cause more pain than insecurities ever could. He'll resist.

He looks like a fucking triple A baseball player. He does. Mixed with an EDM DJ. Yes. A little EDM DJing on the side. It's like he plays second base for the fucking conarcy fucking. His chicken.

Wait, just to get any else. He's also DJing some of the name Shadow Knight. Click over to Allison. That's her. Yeah, yeah, here we go. Jesus Christ. Look at those cans all the way to the to left yikes. I was about those cans You think about them fucking boom doc saints. It's what I call boobs. Yeah, are you gonna?

Boob doc No, but that would start me that would get that would get the blood going board finish you his motivational talks Yeah, I'd be like this when you're coming you're actually running. Yeah, you're getting the bad out, letting in the good, sucking the air through your pee. I don't know if it always be always so. The orgasm is your life force. Dan. What's what's our column? I thought it's probably like I'm just fun on the beach. Kick him in. Having fun. Having fun and living it. Just ruling. I was just a smiley face. Oh, it's bikini. How many followers does she have got a lot? How many?

32,000 30 30 something. Yes, she's got to pump his gigs, but that's not a lot of you. She has tenfold but he's oh they go and this is where they go to vacation all these places of vacation videos are in scene of You took off the those no, no, no, you said it like you guys are there always on vacation You took off to just thoughts of him on vacation with her You said it like you guys are they're always on vacation usually off to just thoughts of him on vacation with her Oh, she gives herself a fake name which puts a wig I'll tell you what same girl Jacob. She's smoking hot. Yeah, is that a wig? Yeah, I like her like that She like stuff fun and put wigs on she's very tiny. I'm telling you what dude I love I love how you know just like the inside of her like he goes what was the dog thing he goes that's Leo take him just hands me the video goes watch her do these put what

you do sit ups that's Leo he's 11 you know what this is the reason it's it's weird we think I mean Jesus Jesus fucking fine I'm gonna hit her up. It was Titi swear to God. You're not gonna You can't right for her boyfriend or boyfriend will fucking scare you off of this motivation You want to get you want to get motivated to that? He's like well, you're doing is not real right now. I'm all I'm all about reality Where you guys gonna do that thing where you're like yeah, you get fucking those those veins are gonna come out of your forehead And they're gonna explode like scanners like hey, but I got 20,000. She's I'm taking over now He goes motivate me he goes. Oh, you want to motivate me? Motivation off. I'm letting you know that He goes motivate me. He goes, oh, you want to motivate me? Motivation off.

I'm letting you know that, is that her? Is that her? Is that her? Is that her? I'm telling you, her titties are great and big and she's young, but those ain't going anywhere good. They're already a little empty feeling.

Shut up. You don't know. Look, you know how I don't know, Dan? You want to challenge me on this? Go back to her page. No, we've actually talked about this before. Is that her naked for real? Go back to her page.

We've talked about her saggers. It's not her naked. I've been talking about hers. We tried to get Jacob on. He was a little upset. Oh, yeah, but I'm telling you, if you go to her thing, let's see, right. There's no way out.

That's not, that makes her tips look great. She's picking the right thing to wear. If you go up a little bit higher, there was something with her where it was like squeezed in. You can see how like, what, what, how much they can mush up. Can we go back to her boyfriend? Because she's, she's, she's, you are a surgeon when it comes to this. Like you could you could you could yeah, I'm good at picking up our girls.

It would never fuck me and saying why now I don't want to fuck them anyway. Perfect. Well, I want a stupid saggy tits bitch. I don't care about her. I want I want let's get to her man. I want to get back to be motivated. This girl won't fuck me. So fuck her and her floppy tits. Well, why don't you have her boyfriend teach you how to be motivated and then maybe a girl like me Yeah, because you believe that you're creating it. Yeah, well have it hey, I'll meet my friend gravity Who's about to kick you like fucking dumb tips in a few years?

Let's see if captain motivation and talk those things back what if he did he goes I'm gonna talk my girlfriend's tits It's all my girlfriend's in place. You'll He goes, hold on baby, can I talk to her real quick? You see my tits go down, it's emotions down. This will be okay. Bianca and Sabrina, you girls are enough. You gotta rise up. You guys are dropping, but you're not dropping. You gotta rise.

You're hustling. Yeah. You're hustling every day. Now tits, rise and grind. Rise and grind. Grind. And grind. But you can see when she, when she mashes them up though, there's a big split in them. You can see them telling them they're floppy.

Let me see. They're floppy tits. Go the one all the way to the left. Chase. Smoke them. You have your mind. All the way to the left. Where's that like, I give crazy speeches.

If I had a draw, if I had a draw, the breasts that I want to look at for the rest of my life, it's those. Look right there. You're not here. Come on, Jay. What about them? Perfect.

Yeah, they're good. Oh, she got friends. They're good right now. Oh, she got, they got us fine. They're so floppy that they're going to be a crush. He's tiny. Go to history. I'm going to be heavy on her.

I'm going to be heavy on her. I'm going to be. I'm going to be tiny. Goddamn it. Look at her. Christine, go to the fucking videos. Can I please see the event that he throws? I want to go.

She just want more of this guy. Look at us motivated. Look at us. Can we go on the road and sink it up for like where he's gonna be? I 100% I'll follow his tour schedule. I can't believe. You don't think I want you to all the juice I have with my agency to follow this fucking guy?

Jay on that tour. Oh, there he is with Leo. How old is that dog? Jacob? Oh, that's bear. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! You're weirdo! Oh! Actually that was Bella. There that's bear You're here now actually that was Bella Through three break jiggas make fun of me all you want that no Life just as well She wrote Bella checking your your form. That's all I know that's bear he's 11 Dude he's I could never Justin you're a guy that puts up push-up videos on your web on Instagram would Video cut from the same deal. That was this guy. I'm not even close to the same deal You're not a let's go do push- ups in the woods while dog runs around me Justin Justin

Justin I'm not saying your video. I'm not saying myself though. I'm not saying your videos. I'm saying that life Justin I'm saying your life you want to go do push ups in a desert while dogs run around yeah This is just pull ups on scaffolding. This is me trying to do muscle ups though. Oh, what a dild I would man I hope someone I wish one of those neighborhood kids would knock off that fire hydrant and spray your ass. Or you would have clunked your head when you went up. Or that whole thing would have came down and you would have killed some Dominican construction worker who's on top of it. Yeah I always got to let you. Hope you enjoyed the bonfires best of

the week. We'll leave you now with this week's installment of Yo you seen this yet with Beezer and Kyla, Crackle Crackle. And now it's time for Yo, if you've seen this yet with Beezer and Kyla. This week they went down the movies and saw it once upon a time in Hollywood. First off, movies made long. I was like, yo Leo, where's that bear at from that outdoors movie you just did? I wish it comes in the city right now and rips our heads off. This movie has something for everybody. Hippies getting torched by a flame thrower, some dog bit off his dude's nuts sack,

and the whole thing's narrated by Jack Burton. No spoilers allowed, but... Ain't Luke Perry dead? Only bad thing was a real lack of tits. I will say this, Brad and Leo looking better than Freddy Mitchell on 1426 against the Green Bay Packers. I wouldn't mind seeing their hoodies. Not damn. You believe that? Fucking bullshit.

Oh no, it was good. I'm gonna give it 4 2D 30 Mournny water ISIS. Also, rest in peace, Luke Perry. Almost three hours and I won goddamn pair of tits. Anyway, I don't know. It was fucking sweet though. Alright, well that's pretty much it. Won't you go find out if the movie's bad or it's good as hell. Instead of sitting around listening to us talk about you should get off your ass. Maybe we'll go to the movies again next week.

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